Would you, /v/?

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Who says im not already :^)

Invite Carmack and Gaben to have some fun with Miku

I would but I don't have a waifu.

>sending facebook tracking data about you fucking your waifu

>>286810680
You don't need to have one. Just fuck someone else's.

>>286808934
It's not a case of if dear anon, but when.

Why not just get a real girlfriend instead?

>>286808934
I might.

>>286811158
A what? Where?

I am going to copy hentai game torrents,make screamers and put them in and upload those versions.

>>286811158
>implying any girl on the planet would be interested in me
Ur a funny guy.

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>>286811158

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thank you based future

youtube.com/watch?v=7IaYJZ2Usdk

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>>286811120
>tfw you were born too soon
>tfw you will never live in an age that has perfected simulated sex

>>286811327
holy fuck yes. do it.

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>more than a year since DK1 launched
>still no good Oculus porn

You can't fucking fathom how disappointed I am with the internet right now. Porn/sex is supposed to be the major driving force behind all advances in technology.

>>286811158
>3DPD

>>286811158
they're much more expensive?

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>still waiting

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>>286811397
You'd probably be a 6/10 if you cleaned yourself up a bit, Anon. You're probably also more interesting than you give yourself credit for.

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>>286811662
>can only do 24fps with AA off
>this is the power of mustard race

>>286811693
I do clean. I have places to be in public so I can't get away with looking like shit 24/7.

So I'd say again, ur a funny guy.

>>286811583
??

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I can't wait to fuck my husbando

>>286813202
>Being a fag

>>286813280
>Not being enough of a fag

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>>286811662
>20 fps

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>>286808934
I can't wait to thank doc in virtual reality

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>>286813445
>Liking boys

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>>286808934

Her necktie looks like a tentacle.

>Fucking Miku
>Suddenly a tentacle rapes my mouth-omanko

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>>286813445

>>286811891
>>286813503
It's fake. It's just an edit of a SFM gif.

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>>286814012
>Liking girls

>>286811583
why would they be?

we're talking prostitutes silly

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>>286814070
>mouth-omanko

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>explaining to Jesus why I fucked a machine for 45 years instead of building barns and killing muslims

>>286808934
Already own a few onaholes, just waiting for 3D for top tier waifu immersion!

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>>286814285
>Dicks

>>286814548
Jesus is a fucking savescumming casual

>>286814548
>implying he's not fucking a machine right now

He died a virgin, remember?

>>286815548

Look at this mad kid that doesn't have rcon

Woukd i what?

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>>286815215
>dicks

>>286811662
Is she supposed to have fake boobs in the game? I swear people who make porn off anime/videogame characters are real shit at it

>FORGETTING ABOUT THE NEXT PIECE OF THE PUZZLE

WOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgEctr5MS4

FUTURE FUUUUTURE

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/v/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender

>>286815843
it's sfm shit, of course its shitting shit

Wouldn't this whole thing be much easier for sraight women and gay men?

Just need a dildo, it doesn't even have to vibrate and put on the goggles, you're all set.

Much more complicated if you wana do this shit for straight guys and practically impossible for lesbians.

>>286808934
>Implying Facebook wont force streaming ads
>Implying GLaDOS wont rip your dick off
>Implying haptic feedback isn't trumped up traditional vibration weights

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>>286815768
Dammit anon, just stop.

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>>286808934

PC master race is already enjoying this kind of porn while console kids have to stick to low quality shit.

BRB gonna fap to this again

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>>286816469
But I like flirting with you.

>>286815852
Holy shit, these people care about their sex toys.

>>286816093
The majority of lesbians enjoy penetration and vibrators, also prostate orgasms are amazing and if you haven't had one you are missing out.

>>286816548
YESSSSSS, I CAN FINALLY BE THE WHITE PERSON I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE!

>>286815607
Who is Mary Magdalene?

>>286808934
http://www.vice.com/video/love-industries-digital-sex-669

The age is almost here!

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>>286817172
Ok this is getting really weird, I'm out.

>>286817846
Skip to the 20 minute mark, by the way.

>>286808934
It would be fun, and then I'd feel devastated after every session. Like the ultimate form of a guilty fap.
Imagine how would you feel after a session, you get off to miku, take your googles off after she says she loves you only to look around your empty room, as you hear the sound of absolute silence.

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>>286808934
Now THIS is how you get people to be pc gamers.

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I would and I will. Once the first wave of porn comes out made with VR in mind, I don't think you can go back, especially when you've been burning out your pleasure centers for regular porn for years.

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>>286817854
See you around anon. ;)

Anyone know if illusion has any DK2 demos?

No, my actual mare is a much better fuck.

>>286811158
>not having both

Why are dk2's so expensive, like holy shit 1000 bucks.

>>286817846
where can i buy one of these.

>>286818419
I remember seeing a post from them on a forum saying they were considering making a game around VR. I'll check my bookmarks for the source cause I know I have it.

>>286818753
You just buy directly from Occulus, retard. They're $350.

>>286811891
Yeah, you're typically not limited to what you can run by year on PC unlike consoles unless your hardware doesn't support the graphics API.

>>286810990
>implying there's not hundreds of oculus rift clones being made right now, but better.

>>286819026
Oh i see, thanks anon.

>>286811891
>>286813503
>implying you could even tell the fps if it didn't say
Human eyes can't even track that shit

>>286811158
Because they are fucking ugly?

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>>286808934
I support Carmack in whatever, but the whole /r9k/, nogf, etc movement behind it is an eyesore.

These same people complain feminist and sjw try to make videogames and everything about them and their agenda, yet gladly demonstrate the same behavior by spamming every single fucking thread about the state of absolutely-zero-vagina their dick will be come VR.

>Inb4 normy accusation.
On my way to being a wizard thank you very much, I just don't make a show of it. It's fucking obnoxious and irrational. Everyone forgot where we came from and how we got here, we retreated from all the RL drama to find somewhere quiet we could anonymously be ourselves. Now there's all these retards showing up here intent on getting the attention of social media sites and letting them know everything we're doing. We're becoming as bad as them with the cries for validation and notice.

All I want to do is quietly enjoy myself, fuck turning everything into a big debate about nothing. It's like how after the Paris Hilton sex tape every other celeb "accidentally" had their own leaked just so they'd have some controversy to stay seen and relevant. We've always been scum, but when did we become scum as shallow and transparent as the normies? Shit's disgusting.

If you don't have any shame at least have dignity.

>>286817172
sauce pls

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>>286820557
>On my way to being a wizard thank you very much

Anon, why are you such a loser?

>>286820557
You forgot
>m'lady *tips hat and walks away*

>>286811158

Jeez, the point isn't to replace women - it's just to have a better experience, better release, in general. Your waifu fucktoy's never going to be a replacement for a real woman, just like your hand and your onaholes and your body pillows weren't. It'll be a very stimulating experience, but it won't have the emotional attachment.

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>I just unlocked the yuri category
>I just watched my maid (pic related) finger another animu in VR
>While listening to blind guardian

I can die happy now

>>286820817
>why are you such a loser?
Because we're playing a game you can't really win.

>>286820987
>It'll be a very stimulating experience, but it won't have the emotional attachment.
>implying waifu fags aren't real

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WHEN TIME STANDS STILL
AT THE IRON HILL

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>>286817854
>Feeling so violated on a homosexual Iranian banking imageboard that you have to leave

What are, some kind of faggot? I bet you think futa is gay

>>286821019
>blind guardian
why not just listen to the much better power metal band, dream evil?

>>286820557
>muh feminist sjw wizard normies

Fuck off

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>>286821391
>I bet you think futa is gay
But it is you fag

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>>286821454
>We are the chosen ones
>We kill for honor

No thanks, those lyrics are written for literal 12 year olds

>>286821719
oh my fucking god here we go again

dude if it's a feminine penis it isn't gay

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>>286821019
>Liking power metal
>Ever

>>286821326

AND IT WILL FLOW
LIKE A FLOOD OF RAIN

>>286821764
Adventures of anon in chromatic aberration hell!

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>>286821816
and if you're bisexual you aren't gay, right?

time to leave the cloest anon

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>>286821816
>if it's a feminine penis it isn't gay
>Being this delusional.