thank you based future
>tfw you were born too soon
>tfw you will never live in an age that has perfected simulated sex
>more than a year since DK1 launched
>still no good Oculus porn
You can't fucking fathom how disappointed I am with the internet right now. Porn/sex is supposed to be the major driving force behind all advances in technology.
You'd probably be a 6/10 if you cleaned yourself up a bit, Anon. You're probably also more interesting than you give yourself credit for.
>can only do 24fps with AA off
>this is the power of mustard race
I can't wait to thank doc in virtual reality
Her necktie looks like a tentacle.
>Suddenly a tentacle rapes my mouth-omanko
>explaining to Jesus why I fucked a machine for 45 years instead of building barns and killing muslims
Wouldn't this whole thing be much easier for sraight women and gay men?
Just need a dildo, it doesn't even have to vibrate and put on the goggles, you're all set.
Much more complicated if you wana do this shit for straight guys and practically impossible for lesbians.
PC master race is already enjoying this kind of porn while console kids have to stick to low quality shit.
BRB gonna fap to this again
Holy shit, these people care about their sex toys.
The majority of lesbians enjoy penetration and vibrators, also prostate orgasms are amazing and if you haven't had one you are missing out.
Ok this is getting really weird, I'm out.
It would be fun, and then I'd feel devastated after every session. Like the ultimate form of a guilty fap.
Imagine how would you feel after a session, you get off to miku, take your googles off after she says she loves you only to look around your empty room, as you hear the sound of absolute silence.
Now THIS is how you get people to be pc gamers.
I would and I will. Once the first wave of porn comes out made with VR in mind, I don't think you can go back, especially when you've been burning out your pleasure centers for regular porn for years.
I support Carmack in whatever, but the whole /r9k/, nogf, etc movement behind it is an eyesore.
These same people complain feminist and sjw try to make videogames and everything about them and their agenda, yet gladly demonstrate the same behavior by spamming every single fucking thread about the state of absolutely-zero-vagina their dick will be come VR.
>Inb4 normy accusation.
On my way to being a wizard thank you very much, I just don't make a show of it. It's fucking obnoxious and irrational. Everyone forgot where we came from and how we got here, we retreated from all the RL drama to find somewhere quiet we could anonymously be ourselves. Now there's all these retards showing up here intent on getting the attention of social media sites and letting them know everything we're doing. We're becoming as bad as them with the cries for validation and notice.
All I want to do is quietly enjoy myself, fuck turning everything into a big debate about nothing. It's like how after the Paris Hilton sex tape every other celeb "accidentally" had their own leaked just so they'd have some controversy to stay seen and relevant. We've always been scum, but when did we become scum as shallow and transparent as the normies? Shit's disgusting.
If you don't have any shame at least have dignity.
>On my way to being a wizard thank you very much
Anon, why are you such a loser?
Jeez, the point isn't to replace women - it's just to have a better experience, better release, in general. Your waifu fucktoy's never going to be a replacement for a real woman, just like your hand and your onaholes and your body pillows weren't. It'll be a very stimulating experience, but it won't have the emotional attachment.
>I just unlocked the yuri category
>I just watched my maid (pic related) finger another animu in VR
>While listening to blind guardian
I can die happy now
>Feeling so violated on a homosexual Iranian banking imageboard that you have to leave
What are, some kind of faggot? I bet you think futa is gay
>I bet you think futa is gay
But it is you fag
>We are the chosen ones
>We kill for honor
No thanks, those lyrics are written for literal 12 year olds
and if you're bisexual you aren't gay, right?
time to leave the cloest anon
>if it's a feminine penis it isn't gay
>Being this delusional.