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>100 days until E3

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>100 days until E3
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I'm excited.
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>>286005478
Time to brush up on those E3 buzzwords, and what they actually mean.

>Suspenseful = Jumpscares
>Cinematic = By-the-numbers drivel
>Innovative = Mundane
>Competetive = We want the E-sports crowd
>Inspired By = Borderline copyright infringing upon
>$59.99 = Worth $20 tops
>Deluxe Edition = One additional skin
>Pre-Order Now! = Recouping costs before reviews hit
>Diversity = We want the tumblr crowd
>Exclusive = Multiplat / GOTY edition in 6 months
>Game of the Year = All devs label their releases as their GOTY.
>10/10 = I'm so funny and original in my scores!
>Story-driven = Filled with cutscenes, see "Cinematic"
>Compelling = See "Cinematic"
>Bring Your Friends! = Our single-player portion is garbage, or nonexistent.
>Sexy = PG-13 innuendo
>Dynamic = Glitchy, buggy AI and lots of crashes, no QA
>Procedurally Generated = We substitute content with randomization algorithms
>8-bit = 16/32-bit graphics with chiptunes
>Early Access = Money grab with no intent of release
>Lifetime Subscription = It'll tank and go F2P within six months
>Controversial = Trying too hard
>Wider audience = Dumbed down
>Progressive = See Diversity
>Free to Play = Unplayable until you fork over $20
>DLC = B-Team / C-Team afterthought garbage
>Expansions = Dead outside of MMOs. MMOs mean 10 more levels of the same shit.
>Rich History = 2 sentences of lore.
>New IP = Proof of concept that won't be fully realized until the sequel, and driven into the ground from 3 onward.
>Sequel = Cash grab
>Prequel = Hanging off the coat-tails of an established franchise, not associated with the original team and only vaguely familiar with the franchise
>Season pass = Get about 50% of the DLC for 150% the price
>Exciting new features = Gimmicks
>Fun = Simple
>Complex = 2 whole choices
>Hilarious / Funny = Full of memes
>Thought-provoking = Pretentious hipster garbage
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HYPE
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HE
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What are the dates E3 is happening? I'm gonna have to book the week off work.
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>>286006183

>Immersive Gameplay = 3-4 linear game
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Oh damn we're almost 3 months out already?
I'm so hype for the Bethesda and Nintendo shows, partially Sony for P5 news and EA for Battlefront.
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>>286006519

JUNE 16-18th
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>>286005478
I know it will be shit and boring and yet i am still hyped
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E3 seems to be arriving faster and faster each other, every year I accomplish nothing
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>>286005478
>Being excited for a shareholder confrence
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Holy shit...feels like the last one just happened. Is this what getting old is?
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Square Enix will save E3.
>Just Cause 3
>Final Fantasy XV
>Kingdom Hearts 3
>Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
>Bravely Default
>Rise of the Tomb Raider
>Hitman
>Dragon Quest Heroes

Sony will be shit. Microsoft will be shit. EA will be shit. Ubishit. Nintendo won't be there.
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>>286006769

Yeah same every year for me. I end up buying lots of snacks and having both the countdown timers on my second monitor, just really really excited. Every year I go away feeling disappointed.
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>>286006919
No 2014 was just a shit year with shit games only
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>>286006519
>tfw full grown functioning adult
>still take 3 days off of work so that I can build a massive blanket and pillow fort, stuff it with Dew and Doritos i like them okay, and spend 72 hours watching things with my friends
E3 is the last bastion of childhood in my life, and its awesome.
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>>286007005
>Every year I go away feeling disappointed.
Me too.

But god damn it's a rush.
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>>286006919

No anon, that's not what getting old feels like. That's what being old feels like.
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I just want to see Scallebound... for fuck sake MS, show us something already.
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Oh boy, time for more mediocrity and false advertising (which is illegal but isn't going to affect these lying companies because VIDYA GAMES LOL). Literally any other industry wouldn't have this cringe fest.
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>>286006879
>Being this fucking new
Nigger you do realize we only watch it because /v/ turns into a major shit fest
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>>286007005
The worst thing is that after the horrible Sony, Nintendo and Konami conferences, which were few of the most enjoyable conferences ever, every company just went the save road trying way too hard so they dont fuck up.
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>>286007121
>your image won't be satirical in 5 years
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Does anybody remember a few years ago when E3 was scaled down for a while and they started doing video interviews with developers in their hotel rooms or something. Did that actually happen or am I just making shit up?
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>>286006183
You know what's sad...

This post is terrifyingly true.
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>>286007285
Thats the fucking problem, E3 threads may as well be e-celeb general, both threads are cancer
Fuck you and fuck this thread
Pic related
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EVERY DAY
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>>286007391
Indies and smaller developers still do that.
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>>286006879
>implying we don't watch it for the epic maymays and with the false hope that good videogames will be shown for once
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>>286007285
No, it's a shit fest on it's own,/v/ just wallows in it.
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You will never be this excited again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXrsK8ICp8E
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>>286007004
No Atlus will
>Persona 5
>New Etrian Odyssey game
>Devil Summoner for West
>SMTxFE
>SMT5 announcement for PS4 with Nocturne lead staff coming back as well as the old character designer
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We gonna see anymore of this?
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THE BIG ONE DOUBLE ZERO
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>>286007656
Soo they are essentially e-celeb threads?
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>>286006183
Jesus christ...
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>>286007754
>for PS4

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.
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>yfw new Metroid is confirmed
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>>286007754
I'm not excited by anything in your post.
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Getting closer by the second
http://www.e3countdown.com
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>>286008069
My only hope.
And that would be the only reason for to buy the Wii U
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>>286008352
>New Metroid confirmed for Wii U
>and 3DS
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>>286008561
With day 1 DLC
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>>286008039
>implying it won't be
PS4 is picking up in Japan and Atlus will have demon models to re-use from Persona 5 so it makes sense.
Also SMT4 only sold 20k more copies then SMT3 in Japan and SMT3 is over 10 years old.
Even if there's an install base for handhelds, Atlus know its hardcore fans play on console and if it's not PS4 then it will be on a large install base such as the PS3
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I'm preparing myself physically and mentally for all of the Nintendo shitposting that will inevitably ensue

>Nintendo won E3! I thought they would announce Metroid/F-Zero/etc. but they didn't, but surely next year!
>Nintendo can't win E3 because they didn't present onstage, they did a Nintendo Direct :^)

Every fucking year, this same fucking bullshit every year. At least everyone can agree when Microsoft or Sony blows it but you faggots get hung up on the same stupid shit with Nintendo every damn year even when they have a good presentation. Yes I'm mad
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>tfw last TPP trailer
>tfw when final E3 with MGS in a (presumably) long while
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>>286008069
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>>286009218
>implying nintendo didnt win last years e3
neogaf let go. Everybody except for you agreed on this.
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Will E3 mention GG like Blizzcon did?
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>tfw when my duty in finnish defence forces ends when E3 starts
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How many times is Squilliam gonna have a heart attack before E3 god damn
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>>286009826
Let's fucking hope not.
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>>286010106
99 more times
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>>286007829

Is he kill?
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>Sony conference
>20 minutes on how great they are for selling 20 million consoles
>"This is just the beginning!"
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>>286009826
I imagine every single conference will be about diversity and appealing to all races and genders.
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>>286009489
>neogaf let go. Everybody except for you agreed on this.
But that's wrong. Nintendo won the most neogaf award.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FK4Ka4soDc

>this all came true
>it will come true again this year
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>>286009489
The way I worded my post was terrible. I think Nintendo's presentation is usually one of the best at E3 every year. I'm just sick of people whining about the games that Nintendo /didn't/ show - Metroid and F-Zero and the like - and bitching about Nintendo's presentation format like it really matters at all. Just talk about the games you actually got to see you raging faggots.
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I can't wait for the funny videos to come out of this year's e3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaC18VYbBro
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>>286009382
>mrw
>mrw
>mrw
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>>286012794
[*ELEPHANT NOISES INTENSIFY*]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fysno8xdJWo
>10 years old
well i feel old.
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>>286006183
Calm your autism
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>>286011614
>Forza Horizon 2
>Sonygaf can't eat the crow so they hide the text in a white background
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>>286013454
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>>286006183
Someone screencap this!
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>>286012794
holy shit any more/
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>>286005478
>giving a fuck about e3
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>>286006183
it scares me how true this is.
A few years ago, this list would have been shitposted to death, but now...
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>>286006032
how can you see when you've bought it?
for me it says when ive played it the last time there
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100!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npLEp0p-ocE
100!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npLEp0p-ocE
100!
100!
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>>286007005
>>286007113
must suck to not be a nintendo fan, eh?

Every e3, sony and microsoft shit the bed. You could say Sony 2013 was nice, but when you think about it, it was only nice because of all this "Lel we are not Microshit!"-stuff that made them seem smug and cunning. We all know by now that the ps4 is exactly like The One and xbox360, in that its #4ourwallets and not for the consumers.
inb4 nintentoddler, I have a ps3 and the xbox360. ps4 litteraly has no games as of now and The One is just a fucking joke that forgot its funny
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>>286007004
>>286007754

>all sequels

japanese save the day again
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I come from the future, at the moment im at the E3 of 2015 and i can say
HL3 got released
Microsoft is dead
Consoles are dead
Linux is THE os now
Nintendo is dead
EA got bombed by terrorists
Valve has released a device which physically integrates you into games.
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>>286013328
>hurr autism hurr
you know he's right
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>>286015724

>must suck to not be a Nintendo fan
>Wii U
>Literally useless on it's own
>The only console with no future


Even the Xbone has more of a future Nintenyearold. Nobody cares about Nintendo games, hence the Wii Us laughable sales

It just fails as a stand alone product.
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Boy I can't wait for #GIRLWOOD
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>>286015793
whoever wins, we all lose.
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>>286007496
edgy
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>>286013086

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM
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>>286006414
thanks for the wallpaper, bro
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Serious question. Why do MLP fans get shit but Nintendo fans get a free pass?
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>>286011013

He lived.
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I can't wait to see how the feminism and queer-representation makes /v/ angry. I unironically love that shit.
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>>286016175
because nintendo is labeled all ages
mlp is labeled 6 and under
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>>286016175
because nintendo games are aimed at everyone, they're about fun. It wouldn't make sense for them to market exclusively towards children. MLP is made for little girls and the people who watch it generally masturbate to cartoon horses
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>>286016375
oh god it's going to be even worse this year with all the goobergayters still hanging around
>OMG SJW AGENDA FUCK E3
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>caring about E3

People still unironically do this?

194 days to TGS.
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>>286016175
Because no MLP fan in the universe stops at "I like this show," they have to be obnoxious cunts about it.
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>>286015940
>you buy a gaming console to play video games, so the wii u playing wii u games and even wii games is good on it-
>HURP DURP NOP IT NEEDS TO PLAY MUH MOOVEEEEES!
Look I bought a DVD player for like 30€. It plays DVD's and CD's and even has USB support incase you have some files you want to play. It works just fine, no need to buy a ps4 or xbone to do it all.

Now that we have that out of the way, you forgot that the most important thing a gaming console needs to have is videogames, and it looks pretty good for the wii u this year with xenoblade and splatoon coming out.
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>>286016426
>>286016551


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h73XfFICgV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xftrz6Pm2l4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUFhJ1V50gs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt2iDQSly4E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu2WYfTbXes

>Aimed at everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAqJXBfX-2o

>LOL, THAT IS AIMED AT KIDS
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>>286016876
>someone with twilight sprinkle or other horse-like name joins a server
>harass that person exclusively until they leave
even my video games aren't safe
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>>286005478
Oh yes. I cannot wait. The thrilling fun of watching the industry further lobotomize itself.

It's a shame E3 won't end with a large explosion, completely finishing off the lifeless corpse that the industry has become.
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>>286015389
when you don't have a last played it shows game purchased instead
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>>286017015
It's apparent that you're trying to make some sort of point here but you've failed to convey it effectively
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>>286016984


>Xenoblade
>Offline MMO running at 720p @ 30fps

>Splatoon
>literally what

The Wii U is having another abysmal year (compared to Sonys: >>286015793
and even Xbox Ones) and missing out on every 3rd party game on top of it's underwhelming upcoming library.

You can throw around the 'MUH MOVIE' excuse all you want bro, PS4 and XBone beat it every which way you look at it.

Here's some facts

>PS4 has a total of 406 games, XO has a total of 329 games.
>PS4 has 178 games available to purchase, >XO has 156 games available to purchase.
>PS4 has 44 console exclusives, XO has 41 console exclusives.
>PS4 has 43 Sony exclusives, XO has 19 Microsoft exculsives.
>Wii U has 96 available games for purchase

http://www.nintendolife.com/wiiu/games
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_4_games
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Xbox_One_games

>PS4 has objectively more games than the Wii U
>PS4 has objectively more exclusives than the Wii U had in it's first year
>PS4 has objectively more exclusives coming out in 2015
>PS4 has objectively more games coming out in 2015
>PS4 is objectively more powerful
>PS4 is objectively raping the Wii U in sales

>yfw
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>>286017352
lol so you never played hl2?
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>>286016175
how retarded can you be?
Go to /mlp/ now. Look at its userbase.
Maybe that will help you understand.
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>>286017449
Nintendos money lies in the 3DS, not the wii u. 3DS is outselling all consoles combined.
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>>286007004
>Dragon Quest Heroes
Wow. Almost a reason to buy a PS4.

Shame the other two reasons
>Final Fantasy XV
>Kingdom Hearts 3
Won't release for another 500 years.
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>KH3 trailer at E3

My body will never be ready
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>>286007496
It's our version of the Superb Owl. Only comes once a year.

It's shitposting I can mildly tolerate. It's the 24/7 shitposting all year that wishes a majority of the board frequenters were dead.
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>>286017449
>>Splatoon
>>literally what
eat shit
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>>286017998
Anon, what could possibly drive you to reply to that post?
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>>286006183
Gentlemen and traps it has been an honor playing with you.
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>>286017449
I know you are angry, yet you dont have to cry about it like a darn sonydrone.

first of all, why should I care that a game runs in 720p or 1080p? I know 1080p look better, but does that realy affect my gameplay experience that much? I played MK8 and it looked realy sweet while moving, and I believe that was 720p aswell. I give you the 30 fps, but if I remember correctly, xenoblade does run at 60, but I may be wrong here.

second of all, i know you are shitposting if you pretend to not know about splatoon,

third of all, more doesnt mean better. Quality over quantity. Which big games await ps4? right of the bat, I can only say Bloodborne. Thats it. Persona 5 is aviable on the ps3, and MGSV will run perfectly on my pc. One game worth mentioning.
Now I know you like to throw around numbers, but consider that the PStore is filled with ports from ps1/ps2 (so they dont count) and shovelware shit (they do count but arent worth mentioning). So yeah, what game is there on the ps4 that will be worth a purchase? Bloodborne is just one, and we all know it will be a casualized Dark Souls.

and, retard, you threw the movie shit around in the first place. remember the multimedia shit you brought up first.
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>>286017449
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wii_U_software
>As of 2 October 2014, there are 457 games on this list.
BTFO
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>>286006414
mfw i created the ugly mii character

feelsgoodman
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>>286005478
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>tfw the fantasy E3 that everyone dreams of where not only do all of their most longed-for sequels happen but also new IPs by great established devs with brickshittingly hype-inducing trailers does not and never will exist

The criteria for 'Winning E3' these days should be, do you come out of it significantly interested in and pleased about future products? Have you been effectively communicated to as a consumer, plus have you been entertained rather than bored?
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>>286016323
source on that.
I want to read on exactly what happend
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>>286006183
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>286006414
>my Andy and Joe are there
I love you /v/.
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>>286005478
>Only one good thing might happen
Kojima might release another TPP trailer.
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Guess what you're going to see?
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Do you guys we can do pic related this year too?
Also, hype for Cyberpunk 2077 inevitable trailer.
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>>286019669
Pic unrelated?
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>>286019420
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2652956/Horrifying-moment-control-elevator-shot-31-flights-just-15-seconds-desperate-passenger-tried-make-stop.html
Im sure there's better sources, just google santiago chile elevator and theres a few other results.
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>>286006183
so how does a dev with an actual good game talk about it?
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>>286019420
elevator ap chile
do they not teach you americucks how to google?
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>>286019748
no_
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>>286011906
Every time
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>>286013045

MRW when I saw your reply
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>>286007829
cot damn that's straight up stuff from nightmares

also E3 hype will be subsided with Bam Ham releasing days before
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>battlefront 3 gameplay

Cant wait because its either gonna be good or complete shit then /v/ explodes.
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>>286007829

I dont wanna know this feel
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OP you better have a folder full of these fucking things or this shit's gonna get stale real quick
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>>286016175
Because all Nintendo games = muh nostalgia
Nintendrones are way worse than mega-bronies man.
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>>286007004

they were barely present at e3 last year, i doubt any of those titles will be shown there, just the usual mobile shit
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>>286005478
>tfw literally everything will now be saved for e3 and we're not getting any more hype stuff for the next 3 months

Hazy kind of feel
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>That feel when you see the E3 as a minor event because you dont care about console games anymore.

Theres so little content for PC master race compared to consoles, feels bad man.
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>>286020315

This. Bring in the template if you have to.
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>>286017379
I got the point just by looking at those thumbnails..
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>>286015237
>Gardevoir

Hell yeah mah nig


>>286015940
Wii U has god-tier games. Its future is bright also, more exclusives on the way. It only fail on sales.
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>>286020743
>the E3

That hits the ear all wrong you tripfagging prick
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>>286020743
same here, E3 is fun, but not that important anymore
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>>286020315
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>>286016175
Holy shit, this is made by that one Facebook page guy

what was his name again? Doctor.... ??
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TGS>E3
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>>286021106
>the Electronics Entertainment Exposition
He's not wrong
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>>286020759
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>>286017015
i agree, thats why i like mario and kirby.

these are video games though, everything is for kids irl.
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>no more Jack Tretton

Fuck I miss him. One of the few bright spots of sony conferences.
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>>286015389
I think after a year of not playing it it shows when you bought it.
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>>286021595

http://youtu.be/9JS1Fidt72s?t=6s

never forget
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>>286006183
Saved
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Who's ready for the insider "leak" threads?
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>>286021472
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>>286021595
I swear the new one seems like an Ultra Jew to me.
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>>286021867

Dammit Jack why'd you have to leave?
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>>286006519
>taking off work for e3

What thw hell kind of a fucking loser?
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>>286022358

I know right? I just watch E3 during work.
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>>286013086
Fuck man, that hit hard. The song is always in my head during E3.
That happened a fucking decade ago. I used to like games back then.
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>>286022358
>not taking days off work for /v/'s Christmas
What are you, a faggot?
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>>286007095
I only take two days off, but pretty much the same deal ('cept for the friends part). Every year, employees at my work get two "Personal Development Days" they need to use. I've used them on E3 for three of the past four years. Feels good, man.
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>>286006183
I'm going to make a bingo card out of this.
And drinking game rules.
BRB
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>118 days until minecon
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>>286020315
Ah fuck it, I'll dump.
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>>286022358
Well guys looks like we got a casual.
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100 days until still no fucking fallout 4
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>>286022834
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>>286022330
>>286021867
He was good for Sony. Really good.

Shu's ok, but I don't really like him.
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>>286022561
>losing money for E3

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>286006183
You forgot "Visceral". Then again it probably doesn't even mean anything.
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>>286023109
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>>286022964
talk about being a massive jew
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>>286016175
>>286016426
>>286016551
>>286017015
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>>286023213
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>>286005478

>100 days until they show us games that will be released in 2016

YAY!
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>>286022881
Only casuals care about E3. Bend over and take the hype machine up your ass like a good little consumer.
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>>286023260
>not being able to eat for a wdek for e3

You have mental issues
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>>286023041
Listmaker here. You can always add to the list, mang.
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>>286023397
>having a shitty job
I'm sorry anon :(
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>>286023324
very definition of cherry picking
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>>286023421
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>>286013086
It's kinda weird to think about video games' presence on television in the past decade or so. I remember being in high school back in 2004-2006 and having to try and get around the school's blocks to watch E3 conferences. I remember hearing about how E3 would air on G4, but that G4 would have commercial breaks. I think Sessler even audibly complained about it on-air, which eventually lead to them being commercial-free. Not too long ago there were three different channels airing E3 conferences: G4, Spike, and, oddly enough, MTV2. Was pretty neat being able to turn on the tv and have E3 shit on whilst I browsed the internet on my computer.

Last year had nothing on tv, if memory serves me right. But it wasn't a big deal for me as I Just connected my computer to my tv and streamed the conferences and daily shit on there whilst browsing /v/ on my computer.

Wondering if video games will ever make it back to mainstream television again, or if we're just past that time.
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>>286019782
very carefully

or don't, and wait for word of mouth to pick it up a year after release
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>>286023559
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>you'll never get to go to E3 again and meet all those sexy booth babes

Why did it change?
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>>286023683
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>>286023496
>saving up money for e3
>going to e3
>want8ng to see the raving over the VR gimmick and the could have been good games coming out for it
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Can't wait for more ubisoft pre rendered cutscenes.
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>>286023776
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>>286016426

technically mlp is labeled as "family" show, that's why they put dragon ball-tier villain fights and adult jokes everywhere
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>>286005478
>E3 2015
>Relevance
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>>286023890
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>>286023535

>pokemon
>zelda
>super mario
>cherry pick games


k
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>>286024067
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will there be any moment again like konami 2010 /v/? ;_;
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>>286024175
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>>286023386
Well guys looks like we have a hipster.
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>>286023602
it was definitely bigger back when... last E3 was kind of a "oh, this thing happened today, let's check it out" kind of deal
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>>286006183

>deep plots = John de Lancie might be interested
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>>286022330

he jumped ship before it completely sank, I don't blame him
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>>286007496
fuck off
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>>286018821


>being this triggered
>thinks Xenoblade runs at 60fps

What big games?

Upcoming:

PS4 exclusive:
>Uncharted 4
>Blood Borne
>Until Dawn
>Deep Down
>Let it Die
>Wild
>New Guerilla game
>Gran Turismo 7
>New God of War
>New Sly
>New Ratchet and Clank
>Silent Hills
>Rime
>Neptunia VII
> Omega Quintet
>Disegea 5
>Fat Princess
>Fairy Fencer F Advent Dark Force
>Amplitude
>Tomorrows Children
>Everybody's gone to rapture
>TLoU 2
Sony exclusive (b-but Sonys continued support of the PS3 is bad!)
>Persona 5
>Godzilla
>Yakuza 0
>Y&S
>Dragon Quest Heroes
> SK Estival versus
>The [email protected]
>God Eater 2
>What Remains of Edith Finch
>Wattam
> Summer Lesson
> Senran Kagura Estival Versus
>Earth Defence Force 4.1
>Drawn to Death
>Kill Strain
>Helldivers
>Cygames' PS4 Project
>NIS's 2nd PS4 Project
>SCEJ x Level-5's JRPG
>Alienation
>New Gundam
>Teraway Unfolded
>Other weeb games
Never Ever tier:
>Final Fantasy XV
>Final Fantasy Type 0
>Kingdom Hearts 3
Not to mention the fact that we aren't missing out on the other big multiplats (like the Pii U)
>Witcher 3
>FFXV
>Kingdom Hearts 3
>MGSV
>Batman Arkham Knight
>Evolve
>Dying Light
>Killing Floor 2
>Street Fighter V
>Day Z
>H1Z1
>Vanishing of Etran Carter
>No man's Sky
>Among the Sleep
>The Forest
>Planetside 2
>Tropico
>Amikrog
>Talos Principle


Take your pick

>>286018912


>457 games on the list
>Doesn't have a 'playable' counter like Xbox One and PS4
>mfw Wii U literally has no games
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>>286024212
No expect feminists to pull offence from anywhere they can instead
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>>286024403
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>>286024307
Last year's was pretty fun with the Nintendo Treehouse thing going on all week. There were also plenty of other streams to where I had several going on at once usually.

2013 was definitely better, however, solely because of Kingdom Hearts 3. Just the fact that that was revealed means I am completely cool with whatever happens at E3 in the future. Plus we're getting Fallout 4 this year, so that'll be neat.
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>>286021871
Now with less eye strain.
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I JUST WANT TO SEE SCALEBOUND YOU FUCKS SHOW IT TO ME
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>>286024503
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>>286024541
>bright green
>not using Tomorrow

wow you're a fag
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>>286017015


Holy fuck, Nintenyearolds BTFO.

It's too fucking accurate.

>A bunch of kiddie crap like Kirby and Yoshi
>LOL, I AM HYPED

>A bunch of kiddie crap like My Little Pony
>LOL, LOOK AT THAT AUTISTIC MAN CHILD
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>>286024919
You can stop spamming the thread anytime.
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>>286022684
I started work on designing a bingo card, I just don't know what to put in these squares. What I'm thinking so far

>Metroid/F-Zero reveal
>Please understand
>Somebody talks about feminism and women characters, bonus points if Anita & friends show up on-stage
>Excessive use of buzzwords, >>286006183
>New Call of Duty
>Graphics that will definitely be downgraded before release

I know you fuckers have some ideas, let me hear them. Also, what should go in the free space?
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I'm excited for Street Fighter V. I hope we get a bunch of character reveals, and/or comfirmation about its place in the timeline
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>>286021106
Hahaha trying to force something against me? how pathetic.

At least wait for a valid reason.
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>>286024993
fuck off, this is better than the "discussion" happening in this shitty thread
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>>286019782
By not speaking in coded buzzwords.
It's not that fucking hard.

Gameplay speaks for the game, so nobody has to do any talking. Which is why gameplay trailers are so important.
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>>286024464
Stop it.
You're spamming the same fucking post in every thread.

Just go play your PS4 if it's so great.
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>>286025232

>>286025131
>Hahaha
you don't have to be so upset dude
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>>286021871
>>286024541
Here, bros.
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>>286025121
CGI trailers with no gameplay.
Talk of diversity.
#girlwood
Memes.
Extended amount of time discussing things that aren't video games.
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It's 101 days away you idiot.
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>>286025351
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>>286025121
I hate to rain on your parade, but you can't do a general E3 Bingo card. You have to do one for each conference. This year it's Bethesda, Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, Sony, & Nintendo (and maybe Konami and Squeenix).
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>>286024689
>An art style dictates the audience of a game

Surely you haven't played Captain Toad's Mummy-Me Maze forever, or the final boss and challenge mode of Kirby & the Rainbow Curse.
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>>286025203

>w-what games does the PS4 even have coming out?
>Lists a fuck load
>s-stop spamming!

yfw
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>>286005478
I've been disappointed by E3 three times in a row now. 2012 one was complete shit, 2013 and 2014 ones were alright but huge disappointments in terms of actual new ideas and IPs.

I remember back in the day when games wanted to differentiate themselves from another , but now they just follow the latest fad in hope that the public wants the same shit, but in a new package. Bleh.

No new original IPs, nothing done with new console power (there's not much of it, but we could use some more physics stuff for example, or more level interaction)... I always hope this year is the year when everyone brings out their big guns.

And ironically, I loathe Bethesda and Zenimax, but I'm looking forward to their press release the most because of Doom 4 and Dishonored 2. Oh well.
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>>286026015
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This is the year of Valve.
Half-Life 3 confirmed this year.

>you heard it here first
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>>286025638
https://archive.moe/_/search/text/%3EUncharted%204%20%20%20%3EBlood%20Borne%20%20%20%3EUntil%20Dawn%20%20%20%3EDeep%20Down%20%20%20%3ELet%20it%20Die/
>I-I'm not a spamming Sonygger
>I have lots of games to play on my PS4, that's why I'm here on /v/ to shitpost
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>>286025563
>Bethesda

why
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>>286026118
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>>286026127

>Every single year

I suppose you've got to be right one of these years
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>>286026226
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>>286026182
>being this triggered
>>
Are we expecting a big Spongebob reveal this E3?

Been seeing a lot of hype for it recently with these threads.
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>>286025563
Shit, you're right. I'll try making seperate cards for each conference and post them later. Drawing up the cards is half the fun anyway.
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>>286026512
Great counter argument there.
Almost as great as all those PS4 games.
Oh wait.
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>>286005478
Let's see what we have to look forward to, these are my predictions:

Bethesda Press Show:
>Doom 4
>Dishonored 2
>more of Wolfenstein expansion pack
>Fallout 4?
>Elder Scrolls Online goes f2p
>new version of Prey 2?

EA:
>Battlefront 3
>Viscerals Star Wars game?
>Mass Effect 4?
>Mirrors Edge?
>sports shit

Ubisoft:
>new AC, or two
>Rainbow Six Siege
>stupid dance shit and other shovelware
>Beyond Good and Evil 2 :(

Sony:
>more Uncharted
>more shovelware shit
>more Until Dawn shit
>something from Guerrila games
>something from Media Molecule
>other first party games?
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>>286026360
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E3 is good for bullshit and lies, like this for example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrp9hndH_U
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>>286026182


It's a copy pasta bro, there's no secret there.

Read who that anon was replying too.

>>286018821

He said:

>Quality over quantity. Which big games await ps4?

So the anon posted the copy pasta listing said big games.

What's got you so hot and bothered?
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>>286026710
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>>286026680
>Not listing Nintendo

Yeah, fuck you.
>>
Incoming Sonygger, Nintendtoddlers, and dudebro flaming. When will /v/ let other people enjoy a game they don't like?
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>>286026836
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>>286012794
Hey, I'd still fuck Aisha Tyler. I bet she gives good head.
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>>286026878


>talking about Nintendo
>On a board that you have to be over 18 to post in

Reported for underaged and b&
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>>286026878
technically nintendo isn't at e3 anymore
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>>286026680
>>286026878
Nintendo, Microsoft and random stuff coming in part 2
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>>286026968
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>>286026953
ikr?
>implying you aren't making these companies millions by continuing this stupid "console war"
>implying you're not all being played like chumps
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>>286017015
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAqJXBfX-2o

You tryin to give me a relapse son?
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>>286025121
SPURTS
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>>286015924
>hurr im cynical hurr
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>286026953
dudebro = xbot

?
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>>286027219
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>>286021871
Upboated! Needs more tired pepe images tho xD
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Dishonored 2 this year right? New Fallout too?
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>>286027216
Dudebro, xbots, whatever the fanboys call them.
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