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The lord and saviour of gaming has spoken to the press:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ayB6U3l2g
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always enjoyed listening to what he had to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8QEOBgLBQU
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>>285987660

>tfw i think everything he has to say sounds exciting

i feel like a plebittor
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>>285987660
Did the interviewer got froze in time?
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did gaben use to be fatter? he doesn't seem that overweight at all, maybe on the chubby side but definitely not "muh genes" american-size fat.
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>>285988080
Never even existed.
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>>285987660
I'm not a doctor but Gaben appears to have Type 2 diabetes
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>>285988163
I think he had a health scare and had to lose aload of weight.
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>>285988163
he's a big guy
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You only like him because you look like him.
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>>285988163
He's still quite overweight and is more than just chubby.
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His hair is terrible
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>>285988317
i like him because he's an honest guy who doesn't compromise his values
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>>285988163
He looks like he lost a lot of weight. He looks strong and healthy.
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>>285987660

>he's still wearing monocolor polos exclusively
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>>285988242
No shit. There's no way to know that at a glance, you idiot. Not all fat people have diabetes.
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He should keep his beard and long hair.
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>>285987660
>NeutralGGTimShafier.jpg
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He looks so different. So sad.

Gaben, what happened?
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>changing your look every 3 months
Gaben confimed for girl.
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God damn, those big breaths he takes through his mouth after saying every few words. Makes me feel morbidly obese just to watch.
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Why did he cut his beard?

Santa Gaben was the best
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>>285988463
In a lot of cases when people become really rich, they stop caring about what clothes they wear.
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Did he got older wtf?
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He looks weird as shit with a goatee. Grow the beard back, dude.
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>>285988442
>he looks strong
top keku
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>>285988442
>healthy

lol
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I miss Gabe's flowing mane.
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>>285988304
Was releasing Steam part of your plan?
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>goatee
>glasses
HL3 CONFIRMED
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>>285988080
mildly creepy.

could this be memeworthy?
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>>285988463
Nothing wrong with them, faggot.
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>>285988713
>glasses

i ha vad news for you
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>>285987660
>Gaben will die in your lifetime
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>>285988525
No glasses.
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>>285988895
I don't want that weight, anon.
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All hail the leader of sweaty, out-of-breath, morbidly obese, neckbeard perma-virgins.
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>>285987660
>tfw being interviewed by an orangutan trapped in time
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He's looking worse by the year
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>>285988564
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>>285988463

Meh. Better than using gaudy accesories or those fucking turtle neck shirts Steve Jobs used to use.
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>>285988949

HAIL
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>Valve
>Gabe Newell
>relevant in 2015

lol no
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>scrunched over your monitor

le couch meme
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>>285989007
after a point I seriously started to think he was some kind of cardboard cutout or photoshop
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>>285988895
>you will die in Gaben's lifetime
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>>285988463
Rich people don't have to give a shit about fashion. The only people who care about fashion are those who feel the need to impress their social superiors.
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>>285989090
lol yes
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>>285989008

Nah, didn't you see him when he first showed the steam machines?

He looked like an older, fatter Stallman with glasses. He groomed himself for this one.
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>>285987740
I hate how people misuse this meme.

Miyazaki was right when he said Anime was a mistake, because it genuinely is. Japans culture and infrastructure is worse off than ever.
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>>285989158
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Is the interviewer a robot?
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>>285987660
>jenre
>genre
I'm confused. I thought it's pronounced the french way? Jenre sounds barbaric.
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>>285989158
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>>285989158

>Anime worsened Japan's Infrastrcuture.

That's just being dramatic. I don't think evagnelion led to the worsening on how Japan works as a whole, anon.
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>>285989140
No, not really.

When was the last time Valve made a video game?
When was the last time a Steam sale was good and not just jewish card shit?
Who cares about VR?

Exactly.

Gabe is shit. It's no surprise /v/ used to care about him years ago and now no one gives a shit
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That dead stare.
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>>285987660

>notice mic guy isn't moving at all
>skip ahead in video
>he's still completely frozen in the exact same position
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>>285989158
>misuse
a meme is a meme, can't misuse it mr. police memer
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>>285987660
I want to play SS2 now.
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>>285988895
I just wanna cuddle with him, is that too much to ask?
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>>285987740
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>>285988781
Take responsibility of >>285989296
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>>285988442
half life 3 soon.
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>>285989302
Gid gud.
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>>285989296
>>285989302
that guy made me laugh at whole interview. its like gabe is talking to statue
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>>285987660

where's the glasses
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>>285987660
>gaben vowed to lose a kilo for each month it took for hl3 to release
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>>285987660
>ATI GPU's

Gabe is still in 2005.
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>>285989272
I care about old good games being kept alive, so new generation could play them in 4K.
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>>285989158

The joke is that he didn't fucking say it at all, retard
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>>285987660
If I could imagine god in human form, it would be Gaben.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYE5cxQrIp8
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Why is everybody talking about how he looks and not about what exactly did he talk about?

Because the Link device, the Vulcan thing, and the fact that they are actually on board with Blizzard, Epic and Unity - the whole plan they are hinting here: it's actually kinda big. Vulcan in particular, if it cathes on, seems like the one of the biggest fucking things in years.
This is quite an amazing interview, even if it all works in hypotheticals for now.
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>>285989158
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>>285988163
>he doesn't seem that overweight at all
Do you happen to be an American? Because where I come from, that's fat, just not obese.
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>>285987660
>those sheldon tier jokes at the end

does gaben know his audience or why is his humor so cancerous?
is he just a nerd that doesnt really care?
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>>285989105

This. I don't remember the last time I had to hunch myself over my monitor to do anything.

I havea confortable chair and a USB controller, there I have the same experience.

He should have stayed frozen in time,if he is going to talk shit like that.
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reminder that "the lord and saviour of gaming" is infact a brony.
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>>285989158
>yfw the Miyazaki quote will be the only factually correct quote to ever exist for this meme
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>>285989737
Oh come on, it was comfy inside that room. Then there's you who ruins the mood for everyone. Go back to reddit.
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>>285989636

It's another generic jump in technology. Sure it's amazing but it's not that much of a surprise and was something everyone has been expecting anyway.

Now a guy frozen in time, THAT'S something to talk about. How many of those have you seen?
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>>285989737

Gabe is an Old-School nerd. He doesn't fucking care about the new jokes and just plays along for PR reasons. He is just itching to go back home and work on his knife collection.
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>>285989834
except for the fact that you were a mistake
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>>285989617
But it's still correct you spastic.
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>>285989236
Is that John Romero?
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>steam is literally becoming the apple of the PC gaming
>people are happy about this.
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He's beginning to look like my grandpa. Oh god.
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This entire thread is a testament of just how incredibly low has /v/ sunk.
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>>285988571

I'm pretty sure that's only men though. But I would probably do the same though. Just wear my 10 year old jeans and t-shirts while my bank account had millions. For parties I'd probably wear some fanciest and most expensive custom made suit I could find to impress the bitches and whores.
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>>285990008
>/v/
>ever good
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He looks so sad and unhealthy
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>>285989219
I don't know but he's creeping me out, I THINK I saw him move but I'm not sure...
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>>285989926
You mean the woman on the left? Yeah, I can see it.
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>>285990008
I've seen much worse. This thread isn't even bad compared to what we deal with on /v/ daily.
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>>285989997
>mfw I'm beginning to look like most of /v/'s dad
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>>285989737
his audience is not you or 4chan
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>>285990048

Gaben is going to die in your lifetime and as his last prank he'll delete everyone's Steam account.
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>>285989296
template, make me proud, /v/
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>Gabe is getting old
Fug. Time is a bitch.
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>>285990048
That's nice I hope he die or kill himself he is the cancer of the industry
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>>285988357
Such concerns beneath the man.
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>>285989158
"You were a mistake."
- your mom
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all those free engines is pretty crazy.
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>>285990209
This really makes me want to whip up a proper clipping path, but I'm about to crash.
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>always making fan of fat people
>multimillionaire guy that could easily help himself is fat
>not a single word and everyone is supportive of him

Ah, the hypocrisy of the human race.
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>>285989737
How the fuck are those sheldon-tier?

I think you need to get out more and realize how humor works in a social setting, anon.
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Wow, this guy looks bored as shit

Gabe is trying to talk to you faggot. Try smiling
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Steam controller looks good but I really wish people say what it feels like instead of how it controls.

>>285990406
When your as successful as gabe we still stop making fun of you fatty
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>>285989296
>SYSTEM ERROR
>MOTIVE FUNCTIONS OFFLINE
>REBOOTING
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>>285989158
>>285989814
>>285990048

brothers!
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>>285987660

>never moves
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>>285990519

b-brother.....!!!
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>>285987660
WHERE
IS
HALF
LIFE

3
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>>285990454
>>285990541
>these faggots can't control themselves
literally gid gud
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>>285990141
>mfw my son browses /v/
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>>285990406
nigga he got big money!
what do you got?
a big gut and some burgers lard ass
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>>285987660
THAT GUY IS NOT MOVING EVEN SLIGHTLY

HIS CHEST DOESNT EVEN MOVE HE'S NOT BREATHING
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>>285990635
>>285990687

BROTHER!!!
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>>285990737
>literally

Fuck! Sorry if I didn't notice people had already caught on to the obvious corpse interviewing Gabe. I WILL GO.
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>>285987660
>Vulcan
What's the point? OpenGL is already cross platform and supported by about every bit of hardware possible.
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>>285987660
..That's Gabe? What happened?

He looks so much older all of a sudden
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>>285988895
>people actually believe this
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>>285989834
Bury the truth under a hundred lies, so you need not deal with it
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>>285988163
>Doesn't seem that overweight at all
>Maybe on the chubby side

Holy fuck they weren't joking about the obesity epidemic in America
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>fuck we dont have anyone to interview gaben, shit what the fuck are we going to do
>well...we could always ask the necromancer, sir
>...i suppose he can owe just one more favour
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>>285990978
who the fuck is on your pic?
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>>285990978
While time has stopped for the ape, it's moving at double speed for Gabe ;_;
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>>285990209
version 2, slightly better
>ode to joy plays
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>>285990939

b-brother...
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>Gabe is going to have a heart attack and leave this earth before Half-Life 3 is finished
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>>285991154
lurking for potential
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>>285990141
>mfw some of my family's children are now beginning to play video games
>mfw I meet legal adults who have been alive for less time than I have been playing video games
Daily reminder that if you're 24 years old, or older, you have played video games for longer than some of /v/ has been alive.
>>285990978
It's 2015, anon. Gabe was founded in 1996. He's been heading up the company for 19 years.
Before that, he worked at M$. Take that long amount of time, and throw in the moral crusaders breathing down his neck and stressing him out, and some kids, and you'll have a guy who looks old.
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>>285991102
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Seriously
What the fuck is haptic feedback? I didn't get it back when they announced it and I still don't
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>>285990209
>Make me proud

Nice MSPaint template. You made us all proud.
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>>285991681
it responds to you touching it

do people not understand normal english words?
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>>285991681
Technology wizardry blah blah you're not gonna buy a controller anyway, since you probably don't play games that go well on a couch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leg2gS6ShZw
I've never been so hype
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>>285988580
No, he got younger.
Wtf dude?
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>>285990254
>cancer of the industry
>only thing that keeps PC gaming relevant
Underage babby detected
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>>285991154
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>>285991774
>It responds to you touching it

Thanks, that cleared it up for me
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>>285991681
You push it and it pushes back in response so you know IT knows you are pushing it. It's big. As a touchpad would just have you slide your finger across and you only have "did it work? Did it move? IS THIS THING ON?!" to know what's going on. But with Haptik you're getting a tactile response in the moment.

I have no idea if it's shit or not.
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>>285990209
>>285991154
Meh
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>>285991094
mickey mouse. the famous nickelodeon mascot
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>>285992021
This + JLaw's bent over booty pic.
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>>285988241
>dat RA2 reference
topkek
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>>285992021
What an unfortunate Asian look.
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>>285991859
>only thing keeping PCs relevant
Homie, Consoles are becoming less relevant. They're an outdated concept, and the PC is becoming stronger because many people in the core gaming audience are making the switch. With sites like Logical Increments to help people pick sensible parts, it's been easier than ever to do this. There are more online distributors like GMG and GOG. It's an expanding market, and it would expand without Valve's help.
However, they decided to make their next engine open source, and a whole bunch of other shit was announced this GDC. So they've still managed to massively help PC gaming.
Everything is going to be fine, and everything would still be fine without Valve.
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>>285991962
but no one whos used the steam controller has made any mention of it other than in passing.

i think its like the buttons on the HTC one... ie. it vibrates slightly when you brush over the right spot on the trackpad. Probably worthless
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>>285988709
off courts.
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>>285991505
Where did they find Gabe in 96?
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>>285992257
I meant to say Gabe founded Valve in 96.
Don't judge me, I just woke up.
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>>285990953
From what I heard, it will be easier to use than OpenGL. Think of it as a new version.
It used to be called glNext I think.
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>>285992312
that's a pretty impressive fuck up
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>>285992312
ANSWER THE QUESTION, ANON.

TELL ME WHERE THEY FOUND HIM
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>>285992257
Sitting on a rock in the middle of the desert. Like he'd been waiting for them.
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>>285992654
i wonder how big his knife collection is these days
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>>285988463
Polos are like fat-people aproved I know, Its the only shit I wear
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>>285987660
Exciting times are coming. I couldn't give two shits about AAA games nowadays, but I still think that PC gaming is improving. Can't wait to try their VR.
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>>285987660
>all those puns at the end
>awkward laughing
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>>285987660
Sounds like Vulcan is his way of sticking it in to MS and ripping it off.
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>>285989158
Didn't he say those Islam pictures were a mistake and he didn't say anime was?
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>>285992631
Have you seen the Flashpoint Paradox? They found Gabe like Superman, hidden away in a government facility, skinny as fuck.
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>>285988520
lol i always wonder whats the context of this pic like what the back story of this silliness is
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>>285989636
I just don't understand the SteamLink thing. It's just a stream device, right? You use it to stream from your PC to your TV, correct? Is that all it is? Because it seems like it's being a big deal made out of.
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>>285994210
The context is Gaben is filthy rich. And that's his personal cabin crew on his four-mast sail ship. Anchored just off the coast of his own island.
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>>285989997
>>285990141
>>285991505
my dad looks like gabe, sounds like gabe a little, is the same age

but he isn't gabe newell
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>>285987660
i didn't realize riot set up that many bots.
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He's so fat and cute.
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>>285992174
this guy gets it. this console gen has been a disappointment. pc gaming is still growing. once the first wave of vr hits, it is gg until new hardware comes out.
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>mfw they literally said SILKY SMOOTH FRAMES
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>>285992021
Checked my recent screenshots and found this.
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Gabe is laughing, he looks so happy. He is taking the lead into the golden pc gaming era.

He knows he is making history right when his lifespan is coming to an end. This is his moment of happiness. He is leaving us with one of the greatest advancements in entertainment. We all should be happy that he focused on PC gaming instead of consoles. This is the greatest moment of gaming.
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>>285994232
how is that different from a hdmi cable?
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>>285987660
>that fucking interviewer

I've never seen a man who was this completely dead inside
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>>285988895
Not if I have anything to say about it
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>>285996437
Don't do it anon!
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>>285996141
He probably has a team of doctors monitoring his health at all times so he can continue to be a glutton within acceptable parameters.
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>>285988163
Are you kidding? He is clearly obese.
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>>285996160
You can do it wireless. It's useless if you have computer near TV.
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>>285987660
> playing Unreal Tournament with a controller
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>>285987660

fat fuck is in a little over his head
you can hear it in his voice, how he is being influenced by retards
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>>285996747
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Someone think of a better filename
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>DRM whale
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>>285997138
>Gaben ordering his dinner.webm
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>>285996929
>implying it works the same way as regular controllers

boy aren't you a dumb one
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>>285989585
Valve time
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>>285997138
>A minute for GabeN x Minute for average person
slow-mo'd
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>>285997138
He could be one of those people who sleeps with his eyes open or something
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>>285997135
I bet Jeff and Gaben would be bros. Like literal big brother - little brother relationship.
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>>285992021
>I wish I was at home
>My feet hurt
>This room is too small

etc
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>>285997138
holy shit im dying
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>>285997138
>when are you going to release half life 3?
>well first we have to ship portal 3, and then we have to ship dota 3, and then we'll ship portal 3, and then we'll ship dota 3
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>>285997541
reptilians?
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>>285991505
He still doesn't look great for 52. He looks old enough to be my father who is in his mid 60s.
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>>285989158
oh jesus, Well Meme'd Pepe is evolving again
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That interviewer staying completely still for 10 minutes straight is creepy.
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>hey tom, you remembered to bring the boom mic right?
>uh... i was supposed to do what now?
>its ok, you can just hold it. The key is to be the boom mic and stay very still.
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>>285997138
talking in dark souls
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>>285997138
>Gordon Freeman talking to a NPC
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>>285990207
Gaben is going to die holding the plans and ideas for HL3
It will never get finished
It will be buried with him along with everyones hopes and dreams
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Good stuff. Can't wait.
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>>285989725
I'm from Norway. Stop being so obsessed with Americans.
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>>285989725
this
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>>285987660

nice microphone stand, gabe
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>>285998852
>hey american
>stop talking about americans
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>>285999735
He's right, take your head out of your own asshole now and then.
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>>285990207
>his will states to bury steam with him including everyones accounts
>at his funeral they end up piling all the steam servers into a giant hole with him
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>>285997253
KEK
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>>285988163
Still fat but it looks like he's lost some of the weight.
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>>285997138
Guy's good at his job.
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>>285988080
He is amazed by gabe.
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>>285997138
you should add a timer
He literally doesn't move for 5 minutes
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>>285991050
>implying Britbongs don't have a just as severe obesity epidemic
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>>285988895
>Gaben will eventually die in our lifetime

>Someone else will be put in control of Valve and Steam
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>>285987660
The interviewer was frozen in awe of our Lord Gaben.

He was not mentally prepared enough to meet such a divine figure.

The divine sphere.
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>>285999909
>yfw the only hole big enough to fit gaben had his steam servers is the mariana trench
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>>285992021
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>>285997138
Thought people were exaggerating. Holy shit he barley moves
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I want to know how good the feedback in that controller actually is.
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>talkin about looking glass
gabe is the best.
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>>286000923
>they'll be able to get him out to it
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>>285997138
I find it funny that Gaben looks like he has a preset number of gestures.
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>>286000956
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>>285992390
its not easier to use, its just structured to give you more control over the hardware

in fact its harder to use from what i can tell, but you can do way more stuff with it
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>>286000956
10/10
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>>286001285
>>286001501
The original if someone wants to add details.
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9:00
silky smooth
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>>285990209
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>>286002708
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>>285997138
Oh god I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud so fucking hard.
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>>285997138
>gabenspeedrunsinterview
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>>285987660
I actually like that Gabe was modest enough to introduce himself to the press instead of just expecting everyone to know who he is.
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>>285997138
I'M THE SCATMAN
SKIBBIDID YO DADA DUH
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>>285997138
Luigi in Mario Party.webm
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>not a single hint of Half Life
DEAD GAME DEAD SERIES
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>>285997138
>AGDQ 2015 Interview (0:29) by Gaben
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>>285997138
> I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda.webm
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>>285997138
That is just unsettling.
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>>286002708

Did a revised one since apparently a non-third-worlder did a better template here >>285992021

Translator-san gets another moment in the sun.
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>>286003592
>>286003185
Nice
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I don't get why some people still have a problem with Steam Machines. I think they're fine for what they are, majority will still build a PC, but some there still is a market for pre builts even though they can be a tad overpriced.

Valve created SteamOS and Steam Machines in order to not be so dependent on Windows and DirectX. They see it as backup plan just in case Microsoft does something crazy with Windows or DirectX. So far things are fine, but you never know what could happen down the line. So, they decided to start now to at least get the ball rolling and get some games ported to Linus/SteamOS.
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>>285997138
>valve time in opposite world
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>>286003938
>I don't get why some people still have a problem with Steam Machines.

Valve is dedicating staff to dead-in-the-water projects instead of HL3.

Come on anon. You know this is the source of angst for like a decade now.
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>>286003938
My biggest issue is that they sell Alienware Steam Machines.
Valve is selling a pre-built PC that was made by another company that ALREADY MAKES PRE-BUILT PC's.
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>>286004307

>Speedy Time Zone in Digimon World 1.mp4

http://youtu.be/56cZTmBZjCo?t=1m3s
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>>286003938
Well the reason they did it is because Valve saw Windows 10 with its apps and thought "This is a direct threat to our business model".
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>>286004314

>hey bill, I know you usually work on designing cases and layouts for the new steam machines, but I need you to hop on your computer and figure out how to do some programming because we really need some more HL3 code, yeah... thanks.
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>>286003938
The problem with a lot of steam machines is that you can get better pre builts through online retailers for either the same price or possibly less.
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>>286003938

I wouldn't worry about it. These people simply don't understand. If you asked them directly if they want to pay more for less they would answer no but can't seem to understand that simple idea through a more complex scenario. Everyone would rather not have to pay for or deal with horrible microsoft licensing and bloat.

They will come to see the light of day at some point.
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>>286004789

>hey bill, you know we hired you at $120k/year to develop hardware shit that no one will ever buy, but we're going to fire you are hire two junior programmers at $60k/year and release HL3

Do you have any inkling of how the business world works?

Valve's staff has been padded out with useless people.
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>>285990748
Hey dad, found mums pics today. Good fap material.
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>>285992414
How does she wipe her ass?
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>>286005409

With your tongue, shitposter
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>>285997138
This interviewer.......
is Gabens world
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>>286005227

Think of bills family

His wife will leave him and his children will spit on him if he loses his job
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>Mister CIA, would you say that he is 'big guy' for you?
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>>286004314
that has to do with steam being successful, and virtually nothing to do with steamos (which is also a result of steam being successful)
and what ultimately made steam successful was the millions of fanboys who actually paid full price for HL2 with DRM
so if you think about it, HL2 is the reason HL3 doesn't exist
justice served
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>>285997138
Something about Half Life 2's ragdoll physics.
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>>285989249
>30% of all adults male in japan never were in a relationship
>The highest in the world
>they prefer to stay in the houses buying amiibos and fapping to 2d
>Not anime's fault
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>>285997138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9znA_dwjHw
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>all these new things happening with PC gaming

Is it happening? Is the new golden age of vidya on the horizon? I mean obviously we're still in the gutter but is it possible we may yet get pulled out?
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>>286003678
a 1000 hours
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>Mister Hanamura, are the rumors true? Is Chie best girl?
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>>285992021
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>>286005409
>88 years and 10 months after the Birth of our Queen
>Still wiping your ass like a savage
>Not using the bidet

Holy shit Americucks, get civilized.
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>>285997138

>Valve_Time.webm
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>this hasn't been done yet
come on /v/
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>>286007291
Fuck
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>>285997138
Gaben's World: Chapter 3
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>Valve and Gaben straight up admitting gaming is better in your living room on a big tv

Mustard race amiroite guiz
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>>286007620
Mustard taste great.
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>>285997138
>Gnawed Leaf Isaac vs Chub.webm
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>>286007620
If he's said that, it's only proof of how far he's fallen.
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>>286007620
>implying I have a living room and a big tv
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>>285989661
True Facts
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>>286008041
>mustard tastes great
You realize you are eating poison right? That is the same shit they used to kill millions in WWI.
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>>286007620
I disagree
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>>286009425
>sistinechapel.png
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>>286009584
Youz a funny anon
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>>286009705
>He thinks it's not true
your funeral, m8
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>>285988241
lmao
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>>285988895
Good, he killed PC gaming
>>
THAT GUY WITH THE MIC

CAN

NOT

MOVE
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>>286009992
i got a jar of mustard in my fridge. Should i go smell it?
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>>285997138
>interstellar.webm
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>>285997138
>Screams internally
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>>286010228
Only if you wish to an hero.
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>>286010419
>last online 7th march 2015
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>>286009425

Ah FUCK I laughed so hard and so suddenly my dog got startled and ran out of the room. This is brilliant. Still laughing.
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>>285997138
>metal gear npcs.webm
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>>285997138
>skippingBethesdaDialogue.webm
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This was the only idea I could thing off.
I'm not even sure if it works
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>>286011118
I dont get it
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>>286011118
Made me chuckle. Thanks anon.
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>>285997138
>translating Falcom JRPGs
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>>285997138
Is this what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?
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>>285989158
But anon, Miyazaki didn't actually say that.
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>>286007096
i'm not completely sure how a bidet is used, but i think it has something to do with squatting over a dog's bowl of water and splashing your ass with water, resulting in a pool a shitwater sitting in your bathroom.

that sounds more disgusting to me europoor
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>>285987660
>The lord and saviour of gaming
>the same fat fuck who doesn't make games anymore
PCucks are this retarded
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>>286011542
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>>286011118
slightly better one.
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>>286007096
wait, you don't actually just use the bidet, right?
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>>286008305
>living room
what's next? Killing floor?
>>
>Mentions Half-Life
>Realizes what he's done
>That look on his face
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>>285988463
He's ghosting, essentially. If you weren't into games and tech, you wouldn't know he was a billionaire if you ran into him in a grocery store. It's a good tactic to ward off possible assault/mugging and more importantly to deflect gold digging whores.
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>>285991264
BROTHEEER!!1!
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>>286012272
When?
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>>286009584
>You realize you are eating poison right? That is the same shit they used to kill millions in WWI.

There are people this dumb on /v/ right now

It was called mustard gas because it smelled like mustard.
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>>285990953
OpenGL has a shitty shader system that is error-prone, since each graphics card manufacturer needs to write a complete compiler for glsl code. This means that depending on which graphics card you have, the end result of a compiled shader might be rather different, possibly running much worse on various systems. Direct3D uses a pre-compiler for shaders in order to ensure some homogenisation. Vulkan will implement a comparable system. Other than that it will also unify OpenGL and OpenGL ES into a single interface.
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>>286012537
so does mustard
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>>285987660
His voice has never suited his appearance. It's unsettling.
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>>286011840
>>286011118
why is this shit cracking me up
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>>285989272
None of that matters though, Valve has all but transcended regular game releases at this point. I doubt they'll ever fully stop making games, but they're 100% right to focus on their infrastructure for the time being.

The results have been one of the best uses of DRM in a way that doesn't feel violating all while creating an entire community and economy around it.

Even if they haven't made a game lately, they've still facilitated the growth and accessibility of PC gaming overall, which has a larger impact on the gaming climate than any one game could ever do.
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>>286012719
Gabe Newell is a Source 2 thingamajig like the guy from Phantom Pain interviews.
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>>286012537
>Being this delusional
Look, I only wanted to help you who have strayed from the flock. If you want to run off and go die eating mustard, be my guest.
>>
I found another video of the interviewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VaYtHXmLM
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>>286013020
nice
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>>286012869

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulfur_mustard

inb4 just pretending
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>>286012438
3:10-3:20
After he mentions Half-Life he even goes all squeeky voice.
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>>285987660
I love how his tone of voice never shows any enthusiasm nor irritation.

"I'm Gabe Newell from VALVe software..."
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>>286013256
Of course Wikipedia would say that. The Mustard conglomerate controls nearly all public information, and specifically monitors anything with mustard. If you are too stupid to see this, you are probably better off eating mustard anyway.
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>>285997138
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsasdas.webm
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>>286013727
>[Interviewer killed by Fleshpound]
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>>285992183
It's pretty much like a cellphone vibrates when you touch some buttons, but it's the pad that vibrates instead.
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>>285992654
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>>285987660
>"I work at Valve"
>Not "I own Valve bitches!"
Gaben is such a humble bastard.
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>>286013367
>3:10
>3
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>>285997138
I'd like to see this guy interview Carmack. He wouldn't move for days...
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>Gaben giving himself a high-five
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>>286014091
Oh my god.
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>>285987912
I listened to that entire lecture and I'm not even all that interested in business.

I think he's the one guy I could sit through an entire three hour lecture of and still be listening until the last minute.
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>>285997138

Ahh, this shit is why I still bother with this cancerous board, every once in a while someone throws a bone into the chaotic unpredictable machine and brilliance comes out. I've been laughing for a good 40 minutes from all the edits and jokes and greentext now after a really shitty week.
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>>286000956
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>>285988431
He also considers his company greater than the interests of foreign nations, so he's a psycho.

>what's that Europe? Your law requires me to allow you to resell games? TOUGH SHIT YOUR LAWS DON'T APPLY TO LORD FATFUCK
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>>286014674
Too bad it'll be on Reddit by the end of the week.
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>>285997138
Half-Life fan excited for Half-Life 3
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>>286000657
>they'll ban games that are too offensive
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>>286011542
>resulting in a pool a shitwater sitting in your bathroom

Like the toilet you just shitted on? How retarded are you?
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>>286015472
Who cares? I'm here reading this and having fun right now. Next week I'll likely be out of a job and buried neck-deep in interviews and stressful phone calls and tending to my sick grandma, right now I'm enjoying myself.
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>>285997138
We need a Jojo edit of Gaben using Za Waruldo.
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>>286015343
>implying it's feasible to resell digital games
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>>285997138
>How it feels to chew 5 gum
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>>286015770
Hatred was already banned by that faggot Lombardi, it was only reinstated by Gabe with a personal apology.

When Gabe dies it'll all be ogre.
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>>285987660

He's looking good. This man is some seriously sexy bear. Would love to get my ass plowed by him.
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>>285988463
Why would he be doing anything else?

Some things really don't change amidst the ravages of time, anon.
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>>285989030
he tried to get all of apple to dress that way nigguh
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>>286000657
I've thought of this quite a bit actually.

Valve lacks a hierarchical control structure beyond all the interwoven social aspects. I'm hoping it would fair better than other companies, but something tells me it would go to hell pretty fast. Like everything and anything else.

Feels kind of. I don't know. I'll just remember the green, and the good days I guess. Acknowledge the withering husk and move on.
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>>285987660
This motherfucker with the gaze of death, I swear.

QUIT MAKING GABE NERVOUS
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>>286016789
Lombardi banned hatred? What the fuck.
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>>286016789
I'm pretty sure before Gaben steps down or dies he'll have found the right guy to take his place.
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>>286018135
just like moot did right?
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>>285987660
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>>286018275
>Human-microphone stand Guy
top kek
>>
i work at valve
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>>285987660
>Gaben finally does something
>people more focused on the statue
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>>285988463
Doesn't everybody have a certain style of clothes they like to wear? I just wear t shirts and jeans usually. Do you go from a suit on one day to a tracksuit the next?
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Most based man on the planet
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>>285987660
I like the Gabe hand flop
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>>286012347
Non media related billionaires do that. You can easily run into one in New york, they just dress plainly.
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>>286018039
Like an Asian Bubbles.
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>>285990541
hes a real pro
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>>285997138
>Don't blink.webm
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>>286018941
something is clearly fucky around here
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interviewer looks like he wants to end himself
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>>285997138
statue san
or stand san

The guy at Polyphony might need him
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>>285987660
What happened to Gabe's glasses?
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literally based
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>>285987660
ok /v/

let's make this happen
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>>286018898
I don't think it's a deliberate tactic or revolves around a concept as stupid as "ghosting". Some people just have a personality and don't want to make a gaudy showcase of themselves. Being whatever doesn't mean you have to look nor act the part.

"Ghosting". They're rich, they're clever so they're "ghosting" guys. Hiding their power level. What myopic trash. Never thought I'd see myself defending rich people from stupidity.
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Is this the birth of a epic new meme?
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>>285990953
It's from the same group as OpenGL. It's to OpenGL what DirectX 12 is to DirectX. Thinner, with less abstraction.
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>>286020408
I wouldn't use the term ghosting, but they actually do that. Really rich people(Not high middle class that thinks they are rich) have to deal with the high risk of being kidnapped.

Dressing like a normal person when in public, makes then invisible to that.

You're forgetting that rich people like human interaction too. They're not going to walk around Central park carrying their rolex and in their $20k dollar suits
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>>286020598
ids alredy habbend
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>>286015343
They're based in Seattle and don't have any retailers outside of an online shop. While i don't necessarily like no refunds, they don't really need to obey EU law from my knowledge.
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>>285999898
No he's not, he literally brought up America in the first place.
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>>286020598
ZOMG I'm going to get on le front page of le reddit XD lol
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>>286014674
no one cares what you think fucking nerd
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>>286020974
You misunderstand. I'm not disputing that some or even most consciously realize the implication going around with obvious signs of riches. I'm not saying a few don't deliberately make it. I'm saying that there isn't any inherent coupling between having money and acting or dressing a certain way.

From the very first post that drew attention to this, I just didn't get it. I never get it, because it's a ridiculous suggestion. All of us poor urchins don't dream of the day when we can walk around in suits driving a fancy car with some Rolex stupid bullshit strapped to your limb when you're so goddamn rich the time doesn't even matter. Why the guy suddenly be expected to change his attire and his very being simply to reflect that he has money?

It's a naive and shallow idea. Yes, I have no doubt some rich people deliberately "ghost", therefore engaging in the act of ghosting and making ghosting a relevant thing in their life. I'd argue most other human being just dress according to whatever.

I haven't eaten for 3 days. I haven't slept for 2 of that. I don't understand the topic or even why these suggestions are seen as valid or meaningful.

I want one day. One fucking day, where I just stroll around the internet. Stroll around outside. And hear nothing. And I mean absolutely nothing, that doesn't seem shallow, faulty, broken, disjointed, or stupid. Hear NOTHING that is left wanting. ZIP.

What are you people even trying to communicate? Gettin' real pissed anon. Getting pretty irrational anon.
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>>286021906
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>>286006235
That's because a shitload of women are entering the workforce ( career=no life in Japan) and aren't dating.
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>>285990454
This was clearly done so the video's file size would be lower after compression. The guy's a pro.
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>>285988895
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/51220816/gaben.html
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>>285987660
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>>285990978
Fat people age faster because they live shorter lives. Gabe is a massive obeast, so you can imagine he ages quite rapidly
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>>285997138
http://youtu.be/ykUCQx9Y9SY?t=1m10s
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>>285989636
People don't seem to understand the importance of Vulkan

We're looking at something similar to the jump from Dx8 to Dx9 in terms of performance
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>Gaben will die in your lifetime
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>>285989920
its not correct if he didn't say it you fuckboi
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>>285991348
Kek
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>>286000757
I want to cuddle amd
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