>Haruka licking Hibari
>Yagyuu going berserk because of it
>Katsuragi filming all of it
Why are they so damn gay in the promo art? I've noticed that ingame it's far less extreme.
I adore Hikage.
They say and do a lot of gay stuff in this one.
BA is a joke though. I mean after all, if we had pic related in the main games, it'd just be silly.
All I want in life is to be in the middle of these two booty-slamming bitches
Reminder that Asuka and Homura get their SK2 super forms in EV, Miyabi somehow gets more edge, and Yumi becomes some angry snowman thing.
is only 100 days old. Would you?
Reminder that Minori is actually older than her.
You know where you are and that we talk fictional women, right? Don't be so defensive.
Nationally the law says 13 but good luck finding an area where it actually holds true. In Tokyo and pretty much every other area it's still 18.
It's somewhat recent it became like that because of fem-nazi outcry from the west regarding Japan having a very pro-childporn stance (they kinda did yet didn't and the CP issue was and still is minor there compared to majority of western and eastern countries).
The age of consent could be 1 minute, it wouldn't exempt under-18 models from appearing in public works. In the US that is.
Not like anyone cares about fictional characters. Minori's near half my age and has a body a MILF would envy.
The only two Senrans that are actually good marriage material are Yozakura and Ikaruga.
Yozakura is an amazing cook would also make an amazing mother, so she'd be perfect for someone who wants kids and can't cook for themselves.
But I don't want kids and I love cooking, so I'd pick Ikaruga.
I'm sure they'd both be loving, devoted wives.
All the other Senrans are either sluts, fucking crazy, have tons of emotional/mental baggage, or are just shitty people.
I'd Kagura every Senran I could get my hands on, which is, to specify my point, none of them.
These two first though.
Don't think those were ever legal dvd releases if they were even a thing. They do have those questionable pre-teen/teen model videos in skimpy clothing still though.
Yumi is kinda tame and Azuka is more normal than Ikaruga is. I mean that's part of her whole character point, being the most normal one.
>Ayame wearing less clothes
Yumi pretty much went off the deep end with her whole "following the path of extreme cuteness" thing.
I think Asuka has a bit of growing up and maturing to do before she'd be good to marry, where as Yozakura and Ikaruga would be good as-is
>why does everyone hate yagyuu?
I can sum that up in one image. All she does is obsess over Hibari, with zero character outside of that obsession.
Ikaruga is such a slut that she doesn't even notice when she's naked anymore, though.
“This is the form in which a Senran Kagura is able to unleash the most power! The fact that you are embarrassed by the value of the masses only prove how small you are! If it means fulfilling her ambitions, Ikaruga will show neither shame nor hesitation, even if she bares her breasts for all the world to see! My actions are utterly pure!”
She's Takaki's waifu. Are you trying to say he has shit taste?
I'll never get tired of looking at this card
At this point I just assume they expect the fans to edit the nipples in.
Official Senran stuff never has nipples. The only exceptions I've seen are a few figurines.
If you use hax to move the censoring in the games, you see that there's nothing under it
>Official Senran stuff never has nipples.
Then there is the OVA coming.
Speaking of figures, have you ordered the best Katsuragi figure yet?
I don't particularly like Yumi, but I at least get why people would like her.
I don't understand how anybody could like Ryoubi, she's the bitchiest person in the series. Her hair looks stupid. Half of her character traits are just ripped from other characters (Haruka's sadist shtick and Mirai's breast envy) She's a bigger idiot than Hibari, "Hurr, I'll get revenge for my sister by making sure her killer accomplishes everything she could possibly want".
With enough shameless circlejerking at /vg/, a dozen of fanfiction stories, continued headcanon fantasies and a few nice images that hit the spot, it might be just enough to warp people's opinion of the character for the positive.
>"Hurr, I'll get revenge for my sister by making sure her killer accomplishes everything she could possibly want"
The point of that was to build up trust, get close, and then betray that trust. How did you not get that?
Yo, Yumi, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Yagyuu is one of the best Senrans of all time! Of all time!
Anon, they are all dykes.
Sorry anon but Homu and Asuka were made for dickings.
I can't be alone in thinking how you guys get erections over this game knowing full well it's created by some middle aged japanese man who probably pops a tiny asian boner over it
Ever seen a porn producer? Most of them look skeevy as fuck and probably got into porn because they'd never get laid otherwise.
I still get erections over porn regardless of who creates it
Do any of these games have armor bikinis?
But i don't get any erection of the SK girls i just want to cuddle and love them.
i lied, Homura is the only SK girl that can make my dick diamond though
They make perfect sense to manlets like me
She's underage so she can't drink alcohol.
And best girl. She's accomplished so much at so young.
Ha, that's a good one. Try not to say it again though because then people might think you're serious.
>Haruka is canonically 5'7"
>I'm only 5'3"
No complaints here
>a man who is 5'3"
That's not even manlet; that's gnome.
Even the most incompetent retard ninja is probably strong enough to make you their bitch.
It's like you don't know what makes things truly erotic.
A Big-O and Breast Tester are fine too, but you're right on the money.
That's not nice. That's not nice at all.
She does have a personality outside being a molester, but admittedly the Senran girls do get a fair bit of flanderization along the way, especially Katsuragi.
What kind of girl spanks her sister like that?
>Imu has a hard-on for Ryouna
Goddamn... alright thats it. Ryona is perfection given form.
So which DOA girls is going to get which SK outfit?
we've so far Kasumi as Asuka and Marie as Mirai.
So how long until they announce the Senran VR game on Source 2? What hats will it unlock in TF2?
>Ayane with Hikage's pants
My dick has outgrown the universe. Christie has a chance of getting the Hikage costume as well, though I hope she gets a Miyabi one. Tina is definitely getting a Katsuragi costume.
I found it fun for a few months in total. Talking about Shinovi Versus.
The ones in English are fun, but very very mashy. If you want something technical like DMC or something look elsewhere. SK2 is really really good but that's stuck in Japan for the time being.
I love her voice
Hibari is actually making an effort to improve herself, Minori doesn't even seem to care. That makes Hibari better in my book.
It can't be helped.
That's a pretty admirable feat to attempt there, Anon.
>Never played the games, only come into threads because of titty ninjas
>Begin to notice one in particular I really like
>Find out more about her, she is too cute
>Never had a waifu before
>Almost all other vidya girls start to not be attractive any more except for this titty ninja
>Oh god this is it
>Turns out everyone hates her and shes a lesbian
Being a Yagyuu fag is suffering.
As long as you love her, everyone hating her doesn't matter.
Asuka, Homura and Daijouji are the only one with a chance to become Kagura. Rin can't since she's a cripple, for ninja standards.
That's what you're asking, right?
She was actually pretty popular for a long time
Probably just pure twintails appeal as far as the nips are concerned
Before I got SKB and SV I thought she would be my favorite. Now I'm just kinda eh about her. She can be okay when Hibari isn't involved but Hibari is pretty much ALWAYS involved and I hate Hibari so much.
Yomi, Yumi, Mirai and Asuka are probably among my favorites after actually playing the games.
>Poorfag queen still in the top 10
Hell yeah motherfucker
How come no one told me the game was actually good? I get that the girls are a huge selling point but c'mon. I got it off the eshop because fuck it why not and I was pleasantly surprised.
This actually gets me thinking, what if Daidouji has a super form as well? Shit's broken yo
I want to get to know even more about her but don't have a 3ds or vita. But that cute eyepatch, and her sister passing away and her getting nosebleeds just makes her irresistible compared to any other titty ninja.
I honestly thought I was going to be a Haruka fag for sure, love to be a sub.
Well, there is the anime which is a bit of a summary of the overall plot in Burst which is the first game in the series.
Playable Male Hanzo crew when?
Federally. It's overuled by prefecture laws, none of which allow for consent at 13.
It's kind of like how federally cannabis was illegal simultaneously to it being legal on the state level in Colorado, which resulted in banks being investigated for "profiteering off of illicit drug sales" by having cash from legal dispensaries.
she's not actually a lesbian (according to the game) just obsessed with Hibari
Japan can't into math.
She's mad gay for Hibari. She'd slobber all over that cunt on the word "yes."
>a literal dyke
Teach me your ways senpai. I am a lesbian man who wants a lesbian wife.
Why hello there, anon with beautiful taste.
Well i join in with her sometimes if i dont get anxiety about it. She thinks all dudes are ugly as sin, not sure if cuck is defined as having another guy have sex with her or if it includes women to.
Hibari has magical wizard eyes that force people to fall in love with her. It isn't Yagyu's fault.
>not sure if cuck is defined as having another guy have sex with her or if it includes women to
One thing is sure, you're not going to get a good answer about relationship stuff here of all places.
Well of course I can't really blame her.
>jealous over someone being a cuck
We a reaching some serious depths here.
go shit up another thread, faggot. I need to jerk off
I just wanna be a lesbian but I ain't getting no sex changes. So that would be the next best thing. Why do you care what sexually excites me?
Unless you're more of a Dogen or Hanzo guy
Ok then. Is the having threesomes including being cucked or just when she gets with another woman?
Also, she does have a cosplay friend that we get with a bit, maybe they would do a hibari/yagyuu cosplay if i showed them.
Crimson Squad best Senran team.
Every other team is so fucking inferior it isn't even funny.
>he thinks he can dominate the Mistress
It's hard not to smile when you have a body like that.
>tfw we will never get a proper Haruka doujin because the idiots making them are so desperate for Haruka to take the dick they don't realize she would never allow it to happen
>all this awful taste
It's like you lie to yourself about how Haruka would treat you.
Aight it's cool anon. You're welcome anyways.
>we all denied the truth because we're thirsty ass niggas and don't really like Haruka, only what she looks like
I was there. It was fucking pathetic.
Does your boss look like Haruka?
Does she tease you by leaning over your shoulder, quietly tickling your ear with sexually rampant words, before leaning back and laughing at what a shame it is that employees can't have relations with their boss?
>all this denial
Am I in the Sahara? Niggas be thirsty today!
>implying leveling up is desperately wanting her to dominate you but being so pathetic you leave it to her to tease you in the workplace
As fun as it is to imagine, I find the "sister in law" scenario much more fun.
Here just in case you want stuff that the folder doesn't have.
>Haruka will never be your sister in law
>she will never endlessly tease you while reminding you that if you cheat on her sister, she'll kill you