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Desexualizing Fighters

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Hey guys! Do you remember that article that was posted a couple of days back about desexualizing characters in fighting games?
I thought it was a great initiative, so i took the liberty of redesigning a couple fighters myself!
Looking forward to hearing what you guys think!
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King is still too naked for my tastes
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>>285547828
Fixed King for you
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The arts better than that Swedish chicks
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>>285547828
That redesigned Astaroth looks pretty cool.
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>>285548264
too attractive. unrealistic male standard.
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>>285548264

that's just an even sexier King. now he's a rugged Antonio Banderas-type.
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>>285547828
Voldo isn't a merchant. He's owned by a merchant.
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>>285548264
Somehow, King wearing an 80s business suit minus the jacket works really well.
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>Decide to go eat at an expensive sushi restaurant
>"Excuse me, where are the forks? I don't know how to use chopsticks and I don't like touching food with my hands. Um, what do you mean you don't have forks? I shouldn't have to learn to use chopsticks just to enjoy your food. Stop fork shaming me!"
>"I brought my own ketchup, is that okay? What do you mean that's inappropriate? Excuse me, sir, but there is no wrong way to eat sushi, okay?"
>"You are not the gatekeeper of the sushi community."
>"Shouldn't you have a separate section for your vegetarian diners? I mean, what if someone gets triggered by all the raw fish here?"
>"Can I get a hamburger instead of sushi? No, I don't want to go to a hamburger restaurant. I want a hamburger from a sushi restaurant."
>"There's no reason why sushi can't be a hamburger."
>"I don't hate sushi, okay? I love sushi! I just want sushi to be better. I want sushi to reach a wider audience."
>"Sushi is evolving. It's becoming more inclusive. You can't stop it."
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>>285548492
>he doesn't get the joke
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>>285549123

>"I couldn't help but notice that you don't have any female chefs. Care to explain why?"
>"You're telling me you couldn't find a single African-American sushi chef to increase your restaurant's level of diversity?"
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>>285549123
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
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>>285548167
Hmm.
Ok i covered him up some more, is this better?
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>>285549373
His mask looks stupid
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>>285547828
>being a furfag
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>>285547828
Christ namco really is shit at designing characters
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>>285549123
>>285549264

Good, good.
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>>285549123
>>285549264
Do you guys always have to tell bad metaphors?
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>>285549123
Sushi is not raw fish, its rice rolls, also you could have burger sushi if you really wated, it probably taste like ass but its not hard to make.
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Video game males are not sexualized, they are male power fantasies.

Only females in video games are sexualized.

Seriously, just think about it.
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>>285549478
Yeah, true. Fair enough.
I didn't like his S&M mask anyway!
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>>285549782
I've had beef sushi rolls before in Japan. It's shit.
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>>285549782

Um...I don't want rice on my hamburger. I want a beef patty between two pieces of bread.

I want a hamburger, but I want it to be sushi.
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>>285549782
You actually can order a seafood burger with rice 'buns' you know.
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>>285549782

We're not talking about some novelty place. We're talking high-class sushi with etiquette.
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>>285550061
Not going to lie, that looks pretty tasty.
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>>285549719
Are you saying sushi should be a hamburger?
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>>285550005
I really like that you're supporting the bald acceptance movement. Perhaps you should remove Astaroth's mask too, to show you are against bald shaming.
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The problem is that men are STILL finding women attractive, which makes them rape them. Its not a problem with male characters
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Why is Voldo so perfect?
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>>285550005
Make sure you make specific note of his underwear in the original design, I don't need that eyecatching logo on his dick. Put an eyecatching logo on his heart, the only organ that should matter
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>>285549794

I sometimes wonder if this is just a localized, arbitrary group going totally stupid over one thing, or if it's a symptom of a larger social phenomenon.

Like, women don't traditionally have the sex drive of men - is that affecting this? Do they think that the men aren't sexualized because they aren't personally attracted to them? Or is it the opposite, that they think that the women are sexualized because any woman in a sexy costume is automatically there solely to cater to the men?

Or is it none of it, and it's just a bunch of idiots putting up arms over some random thing that developed?
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>>285549719

>A man is tied to a chair in a dark room
>A masked individual brings out this burger and sets it in front of the man. Then the masked person leaves.
>Voice over a static-y intercom hisses out. "Is this a hamburger? Or is it sushi?"
>"I-it's a hamburger."
>The man in the chair receives a painful electric shock
>"Okay, okay! It's sushi!"
>He receives another shock.
>This goes on for hours. The man is electrocuted no matter his answer, and including if he chooses not to answer. Finally breaks down into a crying mess!
>"IT'S BOTH! IT'S A HAMBURGER AND IT'S SUSHI!"
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>>285550330
ARE YOU SAYING THAT FAT PEOPLE MATTER LESS BECAUSE THEIR HEARTS ARE FAILING?!
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>>285550352
>women don't traditionally have the sex drive of men
not really true
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>>285550445
dead people don't matter
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>>285550352
>, women don't traditionally have the sex drive of men
This isn't actually true.
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>>285550352
>Like, women don't traditionally have the sex drive of men - is that affecting this? Do they think that the men aren't sexualized because they aren't personally attracted to them?
I really think it's something along this line. Just take a look at a husbando thread on /v/ and you'll see gay men drooling over the very same muscled and shirtless characters they describe as male power fantasies. Even in cases of fictional race sexual dimorphism (e.g. some animal race's females always looking sexy, males all sorts of sizes and shapes) the furries are attracted to that too.
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>>285550469
>>285550530
I think what he meant is that women don't look at sex the same way as men. They want more of an emotional connection even if it's superficial instead of just thinking "man I want to fuck that dude."
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>>285550785
but that's still wrong, women DO think "man i want to fuck that dude"
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>>285550847
Yeah but they take his personality into account too.
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>>285550785
>Men behave like this, women behave like this

That's sexist.
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>>285549123
>this sushi by the transgender sushi chef tastes better not because he is a better chef than this cis scum chef, but simply because he is trans
>no I didn't taste your cis scum sushi
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>>285550906
>Yeah but they take his personality into account too.
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>>285550906

Yeah, men do that too.

I prefer calm, reserved girls. S'why I went straight for Naoto in Persona 4.
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>>285549123
Funnily enough I've seen SJWs complaining about something similar to this; saying that it's racist if you say you like Chinese food but are put off by things like fried chicken feet or undercooked pork.
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>>285550847
However, when one partner cheats on the other, women are more upset by "romantic" cheating than sexual cheating. They care more about an emotional relationship than men on average, but that doesn't mean they completely lack a sex drive.

Source: My psychology textbook.
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>>285550112
>yfw its whale
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>>285551042

>I prefer calm, reserved girls.
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>>285551091
whale is meat. I like meat.
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>>285551089
that's a relationship and emotional attachment and completely different
do you think people are only fucking people they're tied down to? or they only fuck people intending to date them?
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>>285551083

Apparently cooking foreign food the wrong way is also cultural appropriation.

Taco Bell is basically the devil.
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>>285550967
>>285551042
But women do it more than men. Think about it, why do you think vapid trophy wives exist? Why do you think men fall all over themselves to donate to streaming attention whores with no semblance of personality whatsoever?
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This fucking thread, man. I love you guys.
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>>285550416
>A man is tied to a chair in a dark room
I like where this is going
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>>285551179

What? I do.

Shit's nice.
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>>285551240
taco bell IS the devil, but not because of cultural appropriation
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>>285551215
You're missing the point. Women think about sexuality differently than Men. Not on such an extreme dichotomy that nothing overlaps at all, but enough to be statistically recognizable.
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>>285551240
>cultural appropriation means that one culture is more or less sharing itself with another culture
>SJW is against this
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>>285551491
>Women think about sexuality differently than Men
I can assure you, they don't.
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>>285550416
>>A masked individual
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>>285551367
>why do you think vapid trophy wives exist
so that gold diggers can exist
>Why do you think men fall all over themselves to donate to streaming attention whores with no semblance of personality whatsoever?
because they're lonely autists with lots of money. it's not just women, these fucking people throw money at male streamers as well, they just want any type of attention.
>>285551491
no, you just have an outdated view of how women think
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>>285551367
>But women do it more than men.

I don't think that's true.

Convince me that it is using either facts or logic.

>Think about it, why do you think vapid trophy wives exist? Why do you think men fall all over themselves to donate to streaming attention whores with no semblance of personality whatsoever?

What are the statistics behind this?

Also, if those statements are true, then why can't they be explained with some other reason?

>Vapid trophy wives
>Streaming attention whores

You're using a lot of strong, harsh words to make your argument for you rather than relying on logic. How do you know that younger, bubbly, energetic girls (trophy wives) aren't popular with older men because of their personalities? Older women tend to behave differently.

Maybe people get donations on streams because people like their personalities.
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>>285550947
It's not sexist when it's a fact that the male and female brains are wired differently.
It's biology.
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>>285551562
>muh strawmans
>muh SJW boogieman
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>>285551562
it's only bad when whitey does it
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>>285551589
reminder that this is the kind of shit that women find exciting.

It's also the same thing that women got mad wasn't in the movie.

Check out that quality writing too.
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>>285551562
I still believe its a ruse by /pol/ to get SJWs to embrace nationalism
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>>285551042

But the types of people we're dealing with are the types of people who embrace stereotypes. They came up with cultural appropriation, after all. They want segregation.

Is it that far a stretch to think that they might conform to the stereotypes they hear? To either become unattracted to sexy men, or to believe that their non-attraction applies to all women as a whole, solely because they think that that's what's true?

>Silly man, you think only about your dick, while we women are untainted by earthly desires.

That sort of thinking.
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>>285551589
Are you a woman?
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>>285551768
Are you? And if you are, are you a man also? To know both things for sure?
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>>285551717
>Is it that far a stretch to think that they might conform to the stereotypes they hear?

Yes.

The stereotype of black people eating fried chicken does not actually cause black people to eat fried chicken more frequently.

You're making a lot of assumptions without any facts.

Also, there is a difference between a cultural practice and a stereotype. A bindi is a cultural practice. All Indian women have unibrows is a stereotype.
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>>285551768

A person's sex has no relevance to this conversation.

You may as well be asking 'Were you there?' when someone insists that Napoleon of Bonaparte existed.
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>>285549123
>yfw sushi rolls aren't even a thing in japan
>yfw most of the sushi we eat here is actually "casualized" because their sushi was too "problematic" for our western tastes
>yfw your metaphor fails because we actually did make sushi more inclusive and it did reach a wider audience and as such became much more popular and more delicious

How can one person fail so hard at a metaphor?
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>>285551707
>"Good."
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>>285551707
>Jeez
>oh jeez
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DESEXUALIZE THIS
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>>285551707
Are you seriously fucking implying only women write this kind of shit?

Do you want me to link some badly written shit that some men find exciting?
http://www.literotica.com/c/fetish-stories
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>>285552004

And that's why no one respects American sushi.
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>>285552058
Did you know that 50 shades was LITERALLY Twilight Fanfiction that was re-worded so the author could make money off if it?
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>>285551424
America please stop
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>>285552004

Tell me, when's the last time a respected gourmet food critic gave a positive review to Jimbo's Deep-Fried BBQ Sushi Pit?
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>>285549123

>fork
>ketchup
>hamburger
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How many women do you think mastrubate every day? No woman I have ever talked to, even the ultra feminist lesbian ones said she mastrubated every day.
There are probably 20 male posters in here who DO mastrubate every day or every other day.

Women and men have different attitudes towwards sex, and why wouldn't they? Women also spend more time socialising than men, it's weirder to think we'd be exactly the same than to assume we'd be different form each other in a lot of regards.
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>>285552058
>A gang of female erotic ticklers hold a small town hostage.
Fetish fiction is the best.
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>>285552004
Every country in the world eats more sushi than Japan. In Japan is only for special occasions.

I know several families that eat sushi once or twice per month, Shit makes no sense, is like eating a birthday cake for dessert just because
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>>285551424

Dude. Have you tried their new sriracha menu?

They got this sriracha quesarito, man.
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>>285551940

Of course black people don't eat fried chicken more often because that's the stereotype.

But we're talking about people who are crazy about stereotypes. They label everything, and you're entirely defined by your labels. The progressive stack, cultural appropriation, privilege, they're all rooted in labels.

Black people don't eat chicken more often just because they're black, but a group of people who believe in stereotypes might just follow those stereotypes more closely.
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>>285551379
It's real comedy gold
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>>285552043
Done.
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>>285552043
Actually she is more like the desexualization of Ryu. Less skin shown. has sleeves. To dexesualize makoto you have to make her a nun
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>>285552043
>Showing off her sexy mouth and hair and entire nose like a fucking slut
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>>285548264
I want him to fight Samurai Cop
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>>285552004
>sushi rolls aren't even a thing in japan
lol...
also just because the sushit in your area is garbage doesn't mean there aren't good places
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>>285552274
>But we're talking about people who are crazy about stereotypes

Why do you think black people aren't crazy about stereotypes?

Do black people never label anything? Is no black person defined by their labels?

Prove that black people don't believe in stereotypes.
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>>285552149
>thinking that we want this
Help.
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>>285551617
I'm not saying things like "women are bad at math biologically" or "women and men can never understand each other".

I'm saying that men and woman are genetically different enough to cause notable differences in their strengths and weaknesses... none of which are enough to declare one superior to the other, but enough to take into consideration when trying to understand one another. Men, on average, are naturally more suited to highly task-focused projects. Women, on average, naturally excel at multi-tasking. What does this mean? All Men and Women should be confined to those roles? No. Of course Women can exceed at task-focused projects and Men can do well when multi-tasking. But it's still enough to take into consideration.
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>>285552043
I know anime isn't supposed to be realist, but i can't unsee her mouth in a 3d perspective
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>>285552434

>Not wanting this

Listen here, you little faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs
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>>285552148
http://www.literotica.com/c/non-human-stories
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>>285552445
Yeah, but tell that to people who can't into sexual dimorphism.
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>>285552332
That's how she looked like in SF3 right? That game actually made it harder to tell she was a girl.
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>>285552367
They aren't you gibbering retard. It's an american invention. If you see sushi rolls in japan it's because they're purposefully imitating what we did to sushi because they're huge ameriboos over there.

Anywhere you go, even if it's "good", will have sushi that was broken down and reshaped to appeal to western tastes. That's just how it is.
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>>285552445
you're completely off course from what the initial comment was at this point.
women have the same urge to get dicked as much as men like giving it to them
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>>285552620
Maybe if you were retarded.
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>>285552690

You have clearly never been to an authentic and respectable sushi establishment.

Also, no, you fucking idiot. Americans didn't invent rolled sushi.
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>>285552873
>actually liking sushi non-ironically

fucking weebs man
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>>285552434
It's too late to go back.
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>>285550445
>FAT PEOPLE
>LESS MATTER
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>>285552420

I have no proof that black people are crazy about stereotypes, and so cannot base my assumptions on that fact. Prove to me that black people are crazy about stereotypes if you want to make a point.

However, I do have proof that SJWs, or at least the people who care about desexualizing women in games, are very crazy about stereotypes. This means I can base my argument on this.

I'm not arguing that black people aren't affected by their stereotypes - that was brought up, and I never fought against it. I'm arguing that these particular SJWs are affected by stereotypes.

Burden of proof only works when someone's actually trying to prove something. You can't ask me to prove that black people aren't affected by stereotypes when I don't need to prove it - I only need to prove that these SJWs are affected.

Fucking shitposters, making me get serious about an anonymous debate that nobody's even participating in.
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>>285552620
training bra was always there
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>>285552690

Americans invented the California roll. It's literally just a traditional piece of maki roll with the tuna replaced with avocado.

Rolled sushi existed long before that ever happened and in Japan.
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>>285552004
Same thing with pizza, true authentic Italian pizza has no cheese on it, is super thin and is very different from what the world knows as pizza.
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>>285552690
except they do exist there you dumb fuck
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/恵方巻
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>>285552058
Hey, not fair. Women use Literotica, too.

At least in my experience, you're kind of right. I personally get off more to the sexual tension more than the meet n fuck sort of stories
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>>285552938
>letting fat people eat for free
>not charging the type of person who will eat the most of your food

What kind of insane business decision is this?
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>>285553045
And it nasty as fuck.

Based murrika fixing shitty foods.
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>>285552998
>Prove to me that black people are crazy about stereotypes if you want to make a point.

You're the one who first brought it up and insisted it was true. I'm not trying to prove any points. My position is neither 'black people believe in stereotypes' or 'black people don't believe in stereotypes'. I'm just questioning you and asking you to back up your statements with logic and facts.

>You can't ask me to prove that black people aren't affected by stereotypes when I don't need to prove it

Except you DO need to prove it. You're the one who insisted it was true.

>I only need to prove that these SJWs are affected.

Which you also cannot do.
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>>285553045
Authentic Italian pizza is fucking trash. They should be thanking us.
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>>285552620
What, did you think she was a tranny?
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>>285553128
>Go to authentic italian place for "real" pizza
>Get a paper thing piece of garbage the size of a teacup that tastes like cardboard and olives
>It costs $15 USD

>Go to Pizza Nova and get a hearty chicken and spinach pesto slice that tastes like heaven for $4 USD

Italians are fucking stupid.
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>>285552995
KEK
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>>285553123

You might want to follow that quote chain a little better, sport. I'm every other post - somebody brought up black people before me, and I agreed with them in order to slide past the issue. I never wanted them brought into the conversation.

I never insisted that black people were affected by stereotypes - I conceded that point because it didn't actually matter.

>Which you also cannot do.

No, but I can strongly imply it. Again, see cultural appropriation, the progressive stack, and privilege. These are all the tenants of a system based heavily on labeling and on stereotype. "White people are the devil." "#YesAllMen".

So based on that assumption, I figured that it isn't a stretch at all to think that, just maybe, they actually believe the crap that they're spewing, that they actually believe the stereotypes that they've been taught, and that they follow them.
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>>285553297
>Stole pasta from chinks
>Cant even make pizza delicious
Why do people think Italians make good food again? They just jam tomatoes and olives on everything they can.
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>>285553297
>chicken and spinach pesto
Your worse than the italians
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>>285552921
>Actually liking Fettuccine Alfredo unironically.

Fucking italian fanboys.

>Actually liking Quiche unironically

Fucking french fanboys.

>Actually liking Saurbraten unironically

Fucking german fanboys.

>Actually liking Carnitas unironically

Fucking mexican fanboys.
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>>285553282
>>285553002
I haven't actually played SF3. I heard that they made her look more androgynous so that it would be more of a surprise that she was a girl. I looks like I got fed somebody's bullshit.
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>>285553097
The owner is a huge anti-fat guy that purposefully does this to kill more fat people. When Heart Attack Grill finally had a heart attack happen, he was happy about it.

Seriously.
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>>285549478
Wait, that's a mask? I thought he just had a tiger head.
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>>285553735
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/
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How do fix DOA and it's disgusting approach towards men? I mean, DOA 5U has men wearing nothing but briefs! That can't be legal.
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>>285551367
Because men show off how hot their wives are.
Women show off how rich their men are.

Only one of those deserve the title of "trophy", due to how little effort on their part to be desirable.
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>>285553743
It's a jaguar mask.
I can't remember exactly, but I think the old King replaced Armor King when he got murdered, and the current King is someone else.
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>>285554292
Current king is one of the kids King 1 wrestled for.
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desexualize this, please.
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>>285553976
AVERT YOUR EYES
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>>285553861
That is all kinds of fucked up.
Not the cremated remains part, that's just a stunt, but the fuckin... euthanasia restaurant. That's fucked up.
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>>285554467
>wearing fingerless gloves
>oww the edge
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>>285554554
Take this
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>>285554554
AND ANOTHER
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>>285554554
>fingerless gloves
they're boxing gloves that let you grab
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>>285554546
The food served there is literally equal to that in McDonalds or anywhere else. Yet it's the slogan and sociopath owner that's putting you off. Just how sheep do you feel right now?
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>>285554818
Equal to mcdonalds in quality, yes, but a lot more quantity.
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>>285550352
>a bunch of idiots putting up arms over some random thing that developed

Yep.
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>>285553045
italian here.

You guys should at least reserch stuff before spouting bullshit.
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>>285554980
>WAAH they force me to eat all these hamburgers
>oh wait they actually tell me it will fucking kill me
>waah i still can't stop because i'm a fat slob with no control over my life
Are you really defending people that literally can't stop eating when given a lot of free food just because they are given it for free?
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>>285555250
>the truth is that authentic italian pizza barely has anything besides cheese and tomatoes on it
>eating melted cheese and tomatoes plastered over some dough
>calling it a pizza
Give it up. There's no way you won't look pathetic in this argument even if that anon got his facts all mixed up.
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>>285549373
Head looks naked
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>>285554406
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>>285555621
i don't think you understand the difference between normal cheese and mozzarella but anyway.
Tell me your definition of a pizza then
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>>285555883
>between normal cheese and mozzarella
>mozzarella is literally a cheese
Just stop.
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>>285555827
not progressive enough
now she's trans
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>>285555883
>normal cheese

What the fuck is "normal" cheese?
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>>285548264
Thats...really fitting, actually. Literally.
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>>285556098
I laughed.
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>>285556098
why does her hair look like a scrotum?
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>>285556115
>>285556037
mozzarella as a completely different taste than regular cheese.
with regular cheese i mean parmisan, toma, pecorino or others.
oh yeah, i forgot you americans have bright yellow and orange shit wich is barely organic for cheese excuse me.
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>>285556328
where else would you put the balls after you cut them off?
>>
It always bores me because SJWs think they have the right to demand that existing video games change to suit their tastes.

You want a desexualized fighter? Fine, go buy one or make one or fund one. Don't go to series with existing fanbases and a chosen path of fanservice and tell them to stop dressing their fighters so sexy.

>>285553976
Most of them argue that muscular half-naked men are power fantasies and that they aren't problematic.
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>>285552167
Why'd he choose to cut the second guy's head off?
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>>285556098
this is really offensive. why is he so white?
i'm black. why am i forced to play a overly white god? are they praising white skin?
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>>285556332
>muh special authentic cheese folded over ten thousand times
See? That's why no one takes you seriously.
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>>285556568
soul patches are gay as fuck
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>>285551424
what...the hell....is this monstrosity?
>>
>>285555250
Sounds like you're the one who needs to do some research.
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>>285556649
he's actually black but his skins so ashy because there's no cocoa butter to be found. it's also why he's so angry
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>>285556696
good answer
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>>285555356
No. I'm pointing out that Heart Attack Grill is less healthy than Mcdonald's because they have much larger portion sizes.

The fuck are you on about?
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>>285556753
It's a hot dog but wrapped in chicken instead of dough.
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>>285556753
The power.. of the KFC... whoa
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>>285556662
and people take americans seriously?
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>>285556098
>>285556649
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>>285551424
there's no way someone actually order this shit and eat it while going outside for a bite

i refuse to believe it
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>>285556875
As long as they have normal size portions as well you have no point. Smaller maximum portion size doesn't stop people from ordering triple orders at other burger places.
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>>285556983
It's fucking cheese you pasta monkey.
>But m-muh heritage
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>>285556837
>he

Don't misgender, shitlord
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>>285547828
>no sidecuts

Close but no cigar.

Also you didn't make them fat enough.
>>
>>285556984
Excuse me, but I was involved in a serious situation with knives in which I accidentally cut my hand while chopping my organic free trade activated almonds for my morning soy shake. Could you do something about his weapon? It's dangerous and scary and could trigger someone.
>>
>>285557168
but having fat fighters get beaten up is body shaming
>>
>>285556480
Male power fantasy is just a made up term to divert attention that you got caught and are full of shit. It's only effective if you let them get away with it.
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>>285557216
>activated almonds
Every time
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>>285557126
>americans in charge of not being ignorant
>>
>>285557261
Look at this anon spouting his male power fantasies. Wow.
>>
>>285557216
>>285557319
I actually looked up activated almonds and all it means is to soak them in water.
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>>285557415
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>>285557392
>Implying I'm american
>>
>>285557479
It's a dank meme
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>>285557216
Np buddy, i gave him a banana instead now, so that you not only dont feel triggered anymore, but also are reminded to eat healthy.
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>>285557621
I know what it's from, I'm just saying it's actually even dumber than it sounds.
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>>285557216
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>>285557698
But bananas are racists because they are from Africa and POC stems from africa. Give xer a symbol of love like a dildo to show that xer don't need no man and uses love instead of violence.
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>>285557126
>pretending all cheese tastes, smells or looks the same
Wow It's like you know absolutely nothing about cooking
>>
>>285551707
I wonder what women would do if they looked at the chats on F-List because the writing in the worst chat is better than the writing in that image.
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>>285557861
>being fruitist
Worse than Patriarchy
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>>285557861
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>>285558195
>WHITE CISHET PENIS
disgusting
>>
>>285558195
>making xir wield the tool of patriarchy
I already feel oppressed. Make it a feminine dick instead.
>>
Who let tumblr out?
>patriarchy
>misogyny
>sexism
>racism
>cis
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/nintendolife/
>>>/neogaf/
>>
>>285558195
>White
>Large
You fucking racist. Make it black to show how culturally diverse the member of the crew is.
>>
>>285553628
>Actually liking videogames unironically
Fucking vidya fanboys.
>>
>>285558229
>>285558391
How do you know that penis IDENTIFIES as a white male penis?
You're fucking cis transphobic.
>>
>>285558561
>How do you know that penis IDENTIFIES as a white male penis?
How would I? It doesn't have a blog.
>>
>>285547828
I'll give them Voldo, I mean come on.
But showing skin =/= sexualized.
>>
>>285558817
Good point, everyone know that a bloggers are the last bastion of human sanity.
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>>285558195
>>285558229
>>285558391
>>285558497
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>>285551424
Is this real?
Because I'm so gonna eat one to piss off every non American.
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>>285557126
I really do hope you're not being serious, if only for your own sake.
>>
>>285558945
Where are the glasses? you need to have some flaws put into the characters to make them more relatable and speak to the correct audience.
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>>285559263
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>>285556662
>muh special authentic cheese folded over ten thousand times
Fucking kek m8
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>>285559089
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/01/26/double-dog-down-kfc-fried-chicken-hot-dog-sandwich/22350739/
Philippines only.
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>>285559458
Now this is starting to speak to who I truly am. All it needs is a bigger nose with a slight hint of red to make dwell into the human realm and almost mirror the reality as it is.
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>>285559631
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>>285550352
Women are about as horny as men are.
It's just not so socially acceptable for them to be open about it.
Have you ever overheard girls talking to each other when they're alone?
It's either talking shit/gossip about some other girl or describing sucking and fucking dick in detail and how badly they wanna get rammed.
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>>285559598
>In 2010, select American chains offered the Double Down sandwich.
>2010
>Two thousand fucking ten
Lord, where has the time gone?
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>>285559872
Masterpiece, now it is truly diverse and the greatest character design ever created because it's relatable to a wider audience such as myself.
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>>285557059
WELL I'M HUNGRY
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>>285557148
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>>285560050
I'm still pissed about all the outrage over the double down too. MOST PEOPLE EAT THAT MUCH CHICKEN AT A KFC ANYWAY, IS IT THE SLICE OF CHEESE THAT SUDDENLY MAKES THE CHICKEN SHAMEFUL!?!?!
>>
>>285555827
>>285556098
>>285556984
>>285557698
>>285558945
>>285559458
>>285559872
I fucking love you guys sometimes.
>>
>>285553045
If I remember a Pizza I ate in Italy correctly then I am glad this is the case.
Of course I may have just been unlucky to receive a nasty oily soup served in a dish made of crust.
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>>285560972
thats very offensive you know? Telling people online that you have romantic and erotic feelings towards them when you're anonymous.
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>>285561586
I agree, it's like this MAN think we only exist for his enjoyment and sexual desire.
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>>285559872
what has science done
>>
This thread is amazing. Kudos to everyone.
>>
>>285561586
>>285561703
WOW, you guys just read my post and assume I'm male!?

I'll have you know while I was born a man I'm actually an asexual female giraffe trapped in a man's body.
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>>285560972
>guys
That's one toxic assumption you've got there, cishet shitlord
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