>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that actually own smartphones

How do you survive without a smartphone these days? It's the modern equivalent of not having internet.

>>285469647
why does someone need a smartphone everywhere they go?

Enjoy living in the dark ages OP.

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>>285469920
>owning a tracking device

>>285469242
...

>>285470052
you're goddamn right I own a tracking device
how the fuck else am I going to find easy directions to my work clients

ITT: Europoors and the Grapes

>>285470052
Oh man, you're so off the grid. Do you do all of your browsing through a TOR relay too?

>>285469818
I like to shitpost while literally taking a shit.

I'm using mine as a watch.

HTC One M8 here.
Feels good owning the best smartphone on the market.

I don't own a cell phone, much less a smart phone.

Sorry you kiddies can't live without your gadgets.

>>285470052
Why do you care? You aren't doing anything illegal, are you anon?

>>285469242
>tfw bought smart phone
>tfw entire amount of money spent on phone, data, and monthy plan goes directly to Clash of Clans because that's how smart phones work

I'm sorry, /v/, I didn't know ;-;

>>285470506
>using kiddies as an insult on an imageboard dedicated to the discussion of video games and dank memes

>>285470621
>LOL IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

That's not the point. It shouldn't be happening at all, regardless of the activities someone does.

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>>285470494
I have the M7 and I'm still jelly of you anon.

>>285470506

>kiddies

Thanks granddad got any more dank memes?

>>285470171
Smartphones are very popular in EU though

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>>285470294
>I like to shitpost

>>285470675
>trivializing the significance of memes in our society

>>285469242
there are a few good ones
duet is very fun and monument valley is fucking beautiful

>>285470786
>That's not the point.
Seriously though, why do you care?

>>285470052
>Using the internet, which is a tracking device

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Sony Xperia Z2 masterrace here

iphone babbies pls leave and go back to instagram or facebook or whatever you upload your shitty selfies on

>>285470814
Don't worry, anon. You'll join me soon enough.

>>285470957
Because its a violation of someones rights, granted by the United States Constitution.

>>285470506
>crash car into a ditch off the road where people cant see you
>reach for cell phone
>I aint no babby man
>Slowly bleed to death because technology is bad

It's time to stop posting Anon.

I fucking HATE how every single phone nowadays uses touchscreens. I despise the inconvenient pieces of shit, but you're forced to use them.

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>I don't own a cellphone

I have one but I haven't charged it in months.
I doubt anyone has noticed though.

>>285471125

>Right's magically extend to private contracts

Mah imaginary freedoms

>>285471204
Nigga, touchscreens are awesome, flippin' through shit with one hand all day errrrryday. Get a Note4 or something if a regular touchscreen is too small for you.

>>285470494
That's such a weird way to spell nexus 6.

>>285471181
>crash car into a ditch off the road where people cant see you
>reach for smartphone
>try using the touchscreen with your bloodied fingers only to smear it and turn it unresponsive
>die an even more frustrating dead
That's what happens when you abandon physical keypads.

>>285470171
what is with and americans not have mobile phones

I thought you faggots where meant to be like sucking apples dick and all that

>>285471352
Yeah actually they do. You can't contractually agree to slavery for instance.

>>285471204
>people watch movies from fifteen years ago
>seeing the expression on their face when a flip phone is used
I don't understand.

>>285471471
Bro you spelt Galaxy S4 wrong.

>>285471501
Not saying "okay Google call emergency services"

>>285471541
But you CAN contractually agree to not say things people don't want you to say, despite the First Amendment. A perfect example would be NDAs.
>>285471530
Punch whoever told you that in their smug face.

>>285471501
>Have Galaxy S4 with physical home button
>Press home button to unlock phone
>say "Okay Google call fucking 911 I'm dying"
Problem solved

My oldman gave me his Iphone 4 last year, it's the worst piece of shit I have ever own, these damn things don't even let me pick a fucking ringtone.
How the fuck does Apple have so many drones?

>"hey anon I'm single and you're pretty cool, can I get your number?

I don't support mobile gaming, I support browing the web while taking a shit or laying on my bed.

>>285471204
Agreed. Flip phones are all around better.
Smartphones have way too much excess.
Just give me a basic phone that can make calls and send/receive texts. That's all I need.

>>285471702
I wonder if you'd be calm enough to say it clearly. Voice recognition is pretty damn good now, but still.

>>285469242
I have one and never got a single game because I'm not a child.

>>285471931
>2015
>not having a landline
D'oh.

>>285471953
You can still buy those you know

>>285471125
>american
>thinks he still has any privacy rights

>>285471967
I've been in crowds of people yelling and it works really fucking good, way better than that Siri shit

>>285471879

Mai reading comprehension.

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but is fun

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>>285470052
>posts on /v/
>worried about being tracked down

what, you worried the government will be able to tell when you're taking a bathroom break from whining on 4chan in your basement all day?

>>285471931
How would I know my number? I've never called myself.

>>285471953

I bet you try to shave with a straight razor and smoke a corncob pipe cause that's all a real man needs.

>>285471013
Xperia L
reporting here

>>285472192
How to spot an Androne

>>285469242

I don't support mobile gaming, I don't spend a penny on those piece of shit games. But how could I deny a waterproof smartphone that can play every emulator there is? I can literally play Ocarina of Time while sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool with the Samsung Galaxy 5

Besides, I'm a proud 3DS owner.

>>285472265
>not shaving with a straight razor
I bet you use shaving cream, too.

>>285471879
>fucking
Siri would get pissy at you.

>>285472265
Give me a reason why I need to own a smartphone rather than a flip phone, without using hypothetical situations.

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>>285472252
>muh honeypot

Planning on getting a Nexus 6 next week. Is this a mistake /v/?

>>285472341

>I can literally play Ocarina of Time while sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool with the Samsung Galaxy 5

Not for long.

>>285469818
It makes standing in a line, or waiting at an appointment more tolerable. I get your sentiments, but I can use a smart phone to read, listen to music, play a casual game, etc.

And as such, its the perfect tool for waiting, shitting, and the moments before going to sleep

>>285472423
>explain how its useful without naming any situation where it could possibly be useful
You already tried this bullshit argument.

https://archive.moe/v/thread/284536962/#284540421

>>285472394

Yeah, I do.
Doing things the more difficult way doesn't make you better. Are you an organic hipster veggie farmer who does things THE SALT OF THE EARTH FARM TO TABLE way just because? Do you brew your own disgusting pisswater beer in your garage cause you're sick of the big beer companies holding your delicious brew down?

>>285472592
>not buying a 3DS for waiting in line

>>285471931
No one would ever say that to me in the first place.

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>>285472638
But that still doesn't provide an answer to the statement.

>>285472481
>reading comprehension
>having 'muh' in your vocabulary

>>285471352
Yes. The supreme ruled things like mail are protected privacy. Similar methods should be protected as well. If 'you have nothing to hide' go move to north korea.

>>285472776
>Playing Nintendo shit in public

>>285472590

I've submerged my Galaxy 5 multiple times for long periods of time.

Plus I always take it into the shower with me.

Still works 100% perfectly and I've had it since it came out.

At worst, the microphone gets a little clogged but if you leave it to dry it drains itself good as new.

>>285471931
>don't worry babe, give me YOUR number, I'll come over to your house later
Is that so hard?

>>285471501
Every smartphone I've owned has an emergency call button which allows for phone calls without typing in any sort of password to unlock it. Even phones with annoying passwords could be used to call an ambulance pretty quickly.

The cool thing about smartphones is that I can make posts like this one while I'm at work. That said, I agree that mobile gaming is cancer, and as such do not use my smartphone for video game purposes.

>>285473048
I think anon was talking about breathing and shit.

Yea mobage is pretty fucking stupid, but there are some exceptions. For example games like Dragon Ace.

I even play the shit that is Clash of Clans because it's incredibly addicting and everyone at my work plays too. It's good for when I need to pretend I like socializing.

Still, there are plenty of good mobile games and I've ended up playing games on my phone more than anything else since I got my Android.

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>>285472925
Your "statement" is loaded and paradoxal. As well as retarded. Not to mention it got completely destroyed last time.

>There are people alive right now that think being a huge hipster faggot is a good thing

kill yourself

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who Razr master race?
My phone since 2007

>>285472960
So you don't have any reading comprehension. Glad we cleared that up

>>285473048
Can you still use the touchscreen when like the water hits it and shit?
My S4 kinda freaks out when rain droplets get on it sometimes or I smudge something on it

How is having phone, internet, and tons of software functionality at your fingertips not desirable?

You guys are just being silly.

>>285473362

Hipster is highly subjective.

What you consider artful I might consider incredibly dull and low brow. In fact, I'm certain this is usually the case.

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>>285473362
>There are people on this board right now that don't understand what the word hipster means but use it anyway

Seeing as it's a common thing in society for people to make what was popular a few decades ago repopular today I wonder how long it will be before masses of people will want "dumbphones" because it's the retro thing that's in at the time?

>>285470494
Hell yea that's my phone too. It's the best phone out.

The ONLY thing someone could criticize is the camera but I personally don't care about it, plus the panorama mode is really cool.

It also looks better than all other phones by far.

>>285473435

S4 isn't as waterproof as the 5

Raindrops, particularly warm water in general confuses the touchpad, it works better completely submerged, oddly enough.

>>285473273
No really, you still haven't given an answer.
It's a simple remark that you can't answer because smartphones are essentially not required.

>>285473420
but he didn't say or imply anything about a honeypot

he was saying you're some fag on /v/ and probably not being tracked, but since you've been around /pol/ to pick up that 'muh' cancer maybe you do have something to worry about

>>285473603

I could see Smartphone that LOOK like dumbphones being a thing in the future.

Especially the Razr, that was an iconic phone that short of being a dumbphone had a pretty elegant and handy design. Very Star Trek.

>>285473785

Nothing except for water, food and sleep is required.

>>285473603
People are shelling out hundreds of dollars for Gen 1 iPods and iPhones cause 'so vintage.'

>>285472741
No, shaving cream is just bunk. Water's fine.
The girly razors are genuinely better than straight razors, but style > substance.

>>285474074

Death is the only thing that's truly required.

for those who can't afford immortality, that is

>>285471931
"just hit me up on the chan, I tripfag on /r9k/. You'll see me."

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I have 0 friends, no family, never had a girlfriend and I've never come close to kissing a girl

At least I have the gym and my weights

>>285474098

gen 1 ipods had some perks, they weren't locked to shit with anti-sharing bullshit. Plus I think they had the best battery life.

Battery life is often purposely gimped. Do you think the satellites and rovers we send to Mars use our current battery tech? HAHAHA THINK AGAIN!

>>285470506
>kiddies
I've never known an old person that doesn't own a phone.

>>285473785
I don't need to give you an answer, because your "simple remark" is contradictory and nonsensical. It has also already been refuted. You're affectively asking how smarpthones are useful but discount any scenario where they are useful. You are retarded.

Your flipphone is essentially not required, along with anything beyond food and shelter. Saying smartphones are not required is a trivial statement that says nothing except that you're ignorant

>>285473603
A lot of celebs use those older phones because they can't get hacked.

>>285474501
>affectively
*effectively

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>>285474215
Fuck off, House/Palmer.

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>>285474406
Same m8

>there are actually people with a social life on /v/

Makes me sick

>>285474643
What movie is that? Looks really brutal.

>>285469242
Cause I like to play FTL on the go.

>>285474643

>kills guy

>smashes his head into bits

>smashes the bits 5 more times

What edgy show is this?

>>285471125
Rights don't exist

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>>285474501
Well done.
Learn to defend your arguments.

>>285474793
>>285474870
TV show. The Strain. It's hilariously bad, like The Walking Dead.

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>>285474883
reality is an illusion

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You know, it's entirely possible to own a smartphone without going up your own ass with shitty apps and microtransactions. Voice, text, and e-mail are still part of the deal, everything else is just icing. You can turn off Wifi, 3G/4G, and GPS at any time, it's mostly used by shit that's tied to an account anyway.

I'm a firm believer of getting the most out of everything, and all I ever do with my smartphone outside of the necessities is read emails on the go and play Pixel Dungeon. The only people that "need" smartphones are shitheads that don't know how to computer or people that have a career, and if you're in the latter group you're already on the damn grid regardless.

>>285471125
>this was posted on a public imageboard

>>285474886
Well done.
Learn how to shitpost

>>285475004
hmm i'm going to check it out. FX shows are usually pretty good. Walking Dead sucks though.

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>mfw the only games I have on my phone are Emulators (GBA, DS, PSP, Genesis, and NES), Metal Slug 3, and Katawa Crash

I enjoy a good SRW game on my phone every now and then.

>>285475247
I managed to get you to reply, didn't I?

>>285475307

Advance Wars games are pretty great to have on smartphone emulator because honestly touchscreen buttons aren't so great for fast gameplay.

>>285475446
Yeah but you could do a lot better. Like not getting shut down so easily.

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>tfw expensive smartphone
>only one contact which is my mother

>>285469647
>How do you survive without a smartphone these days?

Get out, underage.

>>285473957
Looks like you really do lack reading comprehension. He's implying if you post on /v/ you're already being tracked so you can't complain about it

>implying 'muh' came from /pol/
>muh /pol/ boogyman

kek

>>285475668
Clearly you knew I already made the argument before, as evidence from finding the post in archives.
You had more than enough previous content to read through before making the decision to continue replying.

>>285475906
That's really your fault for reusing your shitty bait. You were comically easy to shut down.

>>285476241
And yet even now, you still continue to reply to "shitty bait".

>>285469818
Its your portable:
>Phone
>Camera
>MP3 player
>Media Player
>Internet Device
>Handheld Console
>Flash Light
>Flash Drive
>Magnifying Glass
>Alarm Clock
>Workstation
>Server
>NSA Tracker

Its too fucking convenient of a device to not have.

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>>285473249
>I even play the shit that is Clash of Clans because it's incredibly addicting and everyone at my work plays too. It's good for when I need to pretend I like socializing.

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>mfw i own a samsung galaxy tablet
>mfw the only games i have on it are 8 ball pool, samurai siege, and trickster spades

How do I redeem myself /v/

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>always wanted a cellphone since I was a kid
>big bro tells me not to get one
>now it's 2015
>still don't own one
>my big brother was right this whole time

phoneless master race reporting in

>>285476439
>MP3 player
>Media Player
Wouldn't MP3's fall under "media"?

What's the point of posting on this website anymore? I get banned like every day for no reason, and then shit like this happens for no reason.

I was typing about my phone and got this spam message so I took out all mentions of brand names and still got it. WTF

Smartphones are not the problems is the gaming scene for it


Smartphones nowadays can pretty much do anything handhels can do and do it better while providing more functions

Much like PC to Consoles

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>>285476861
I meant to attch this pic

>>285469242
I own a smartphone and I don't have any games on it. Why the fuck would you imply that?

I honestly can not remember what life was without my smartphone. What the hell did I do when I was taking a shit, just sit there?

>>285476394
You're getting replies from one person who completely shut you down, and nobody else. So yeah it' shitty bait. I'm just replying because it's fun watching you fumble.

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>>285475829
he's saying the literal opposite of what you think he's saying

and the term didn't originate on /pol/ but it's probably where you picked up the meme

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All the people in this thread saying they don't own phones (nobody says smart phone anymore) are all neet losers with no friends or girls to call so they don't need one.

>>285476841
Perhaps, but there was a time when we had standalone media players.

And they were really shitty to use as MP3 players.

>>285476616
I don't get what the big deal is. Yea, it's barely even a game and you hardly do anything but it's pretty fun still. I'm not paying any money to those fuckers.

Eastern freemium is better for a lot of reasons though.

>>285471013
I got a Samsung Galaxy S5 active

I like it. And I agree, who ever has an iPhone is a fucking cancer.

>>285477036
Gameboy/DS/time to think for me

>>285477069
You replied to it to, so now you're just like the other individual who has been replying to the posts, assuming you're not the same person just trying to sound like a different one.

I can say whatever I want and you'll just continue to reply.

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>>285477137
>having friends or talking to girls

FUCK OFF NORMIE

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>>285477137
>yfw this is the same argument potheads use when someone says that weed should stay illegal

>>285477392
I use 4chan to make friends and play games with them

>>285477228
>Samsung Galaxy S5 active
Mah nigga, I live in a snowy area(Pennsylvania mountains) and the water proof is mighty convenient

>>285477115
Nope you're wrong
>posts on /v/
>worried about being tracked down

he's saying the literal opposite of what you think he's saying

>still blaming muh /pol/ boogyman

kek

>>285477642
does it take long for you to get texts in PA? i was in the mountains there a few weeks ago and it took like 4 hours to get a text from someone

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>>285477137
>calling people neet losers on 4chan
>unironcially using the "lol i have a lyfe" defense on 4chan

>>285477642
I live in Houston where everyday is 90 percent humidity and rain out of no where plus I work out of my car so I can easily whip out my phone in the rain and not worry.

The only reason I have a smart phone is so I can use a couple of apps my company requires me to have
If I ever get a new job I'm getting a dumb phone asap, and trust me I have never spent a cent on mobile games

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>tfw I pay £40 ($80) a month for a phone that I literally only use as an alarm clock

Waste of fucking money

Who Galaxy S5 here?

Upgraded from a Samsung Galaxy last year. Huuuuge difference.

>>285477290
But you're the one assuming I'm trying to sound like another person. There are no other individuals. It's just me laughing at you while you continue to embarass yourself.

>people literally dont want access to the entirety of the worlds information in their pocket

What kind of fucking pleb are you OP?

>>285477813
Never noticed

>>285478072
You just admitted you're the same person and replied again.

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>>285477865
damn straight, tell it like it is.

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>>285478018
I only use mine for porn. It barely even leaves my bathroom.

I'm one of those guys who has never touched a smart phone and looks down on people who use them. Ask me anything

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>>285477226
>Yea, it's barely even a game and you hardly do anything but it's pretty fun still.

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>>285478276
>conforming to societal norms
>caring about what people think
you're the real loser.

>>285478276
What kind of phone do you have?How is it? I'm going back to a flip phone the second my contract expires.

>>285478163
I never claimed otherwise, you're the one who assumed there was more than one person replying to you. You're also the one still replying.

>>285478251
this except i use mine for porn and an alarm clock as well as occasional paper weight

I dont see whats so smart about a smart phone.

Does it make calls? Thats all I give a fuck

>B-B-B-UT YOU CAN USE IT AS FLASH LIGHT
>B-B-B-B-BUT YOU CAN USE IT TO COMPROMISE YOUR OWN SECURITY
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT YOU CAN USE IT TO PUT WACKY PICTURES ON YOUR FRIENDS FACE!

Using a phone for anything other than making calls is like using a console to watch TV

>>285478251
>tfw my niece stumbled upon my freaky ass porn collection

>>285478514
>conforming to societal norms
That's exactly what smartphone users are. And I am one.

>>285478276
How much do you pay a month

>>285478530
A pay as you go flip phone. Picked it up for literally five bucks from a dollar store and pay only twenty bucks worth of time a month

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>get new smartphone
>/g/ tells me to root it
>do so and it bricks my phone

t-thanks /g/

>>285469242

I'm confused. I don't play mobile games, so how am I supporting mobile gaming publishers?

>>285478734
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT I AM SILLY

>>285478909
Why did you think /g/ is right about literally anything?

>>285478909
congrats you're retarded

>>285478734
I use my PC to for movies and vidyer
so I don't see the problem

Ur arguments a shit

>>285477642

>have an S5
>can't even use it underwater because you can't use the screen while it's wet as it doesn't pick up your finger

well i guess it's handy for accidental drops or spills

>>285469242
OP just because you are a loser piece of shit NEET doesn't mean we all are.

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>>285477392
at least my phone won't leave me.

>>285479060
Thats because smartphone screens work by electricity

Much like does freaky deeky plasma lanterns

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>>285479067

yeah that's right i have a lyfe and a gf lol

>>285479008
Why did you think /g/ is wrong about literally everything?

>>285474401
underrated

>>285479538
Because it's 4chan, you knob. The only time people are right on 4chan is when they're parroting someone with a well-constructed, well-researched argument.

>>285479317
I didn't say that but having faux outrage over people who own a smart phone is pretty fucking pathetic.

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>>285479662
>everyone on 4chan is always wrong except for me
>you knob

>>285479317
Probably, more like the people who used to browse here have grown up and gotten into their lives.
I know, it's a wild thought, huh?

since everybody is preoccupied with casuals, what are some patrician games for android?

>>285480371
Emulated ones

>patrician games
>mobile

pick one

>>285480371
none of them whatsoever

>>285480554
at least there must be one right?
right?

>>285480224
>Do you lift
>tfw
>Brah
More like the guys that grew up left and was replaced by kids.

>>285480371
Get DodonPachi and Dragon Ace.

DodonPachi is a classic shump and one of the best out. You pay upfront to unlock the full game, no ads, no bullshit.

Dragon Ace is a multiplayer poker RPG where you collect monsters, level them up, evolve, etc and use them to build a deck of cards for competing in poker tournaments. It's not out in the West but the SEA app is in English and works perfectly. Check out the /vg/ mobage thread for the .apk and a decent community of people who play the game.

>>285480674
Meaning SSDD.

>>285480063
>I didn't say that
>just because you are a loser piece of shit NEET

having faux outrage and projecting over people who don't own a smart phone is pretty fucking pathetic.

>>285480856
Great, thx

>>285480856
>>285481125
>Dragon Ace
>good

No. Enjoy your p2w.

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>>285480371
Cytus is basically a discount EBA(minus the cool comicbook context) with Rumble

Some games have good ports like Ghost Tricks, Chinatown Wars and SMT

>>285480856
I wasn't going to mention ports, but DodonPachi on a phone is probably the worst way to expereince the game.

>>285469242
i own galaxy S5 and i don't support mobile gaming its always a shitty cashgrab games

>>285481125
If you get Dragon Ace put vg at the start of your username. You get a limited number of friend slots and /vg/ people usually add each other to fully rekt other teams. My username is vg3pac if you decide to start playing.

I got a smartphone last month. Only game I own on it is tic tac toe. I guess I'll get the MKX game to but I'll stop playing that once I unlock all the costumes for the normal version of MKX.

>>285480224
>>285480674
That explains all the CaC and mobage players on /v/ and /vg/

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>>285481286

>>285481076
Not being a NEET doesn't mean you have a gf it just means you have taken control of your life and are not a burden on others and mundane normal stuff doesn't upset you. Fuck off NEET.

>>285480371
Pako

>>285481208
Dragon Ace is not p2w, that's why I like it. Other mobage games are p2w especially PAD but I've never spent a dime on DA and had no problem advancing and winning.

I like Dragon Ace because it's not stingy with gems, STP, XP, etc. When I first started playing I played for like six hours before I ran out of STP due to leveling up so often. Free gems everyday and every time you evolve and very frequently getting 5 or 10 free gems for various reasons.

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>>285481749

What are some games you would love to see ported on Android?


>tfw no Canvas Curse HD on 1080p OLED

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>got a hand me down smart phone because my last phone ran out of minutes and was too much of a bother to replace
>don't have any friends or anyone I'm regularly in contact with, only really have it for emergencies
>don't care about face book, twitter, selfies or whatever else most people use
>screen is small, touch buttons are annoying to use, hardly have any freedom to actually customize it or what it runs, battery is drained quickly if I use it at all, has terrible all around sound quality

I really don't see what's so good about these things, I mean it's okay to read news articles on, but that's it, and even that drains the battery pretty quickly. I guess I'm just not the type that these things are for. I can't even imagine wanting to buy another one or the latest one like everyone else is clamoring for. Oh well guess it's just not something I will ever understand.

>>285481817
>mobile game
>energy points

no thanks

I don't have a smartphone, but that's only because I'm at a computer at least 16 hours a day. Thanks for reading. For more, check out my blog at

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>>285481286

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>>285481710
>not using the wallpaper version
>Year of our lord+2015

>having a smartphone implies you play mobile games

What the hell is wrong with you, /v/?! Are we being raided or something?

>>285482104
Yeah by children who play smartphone games

>>285481323
It's not. It's not just a port, it's a different version completely redesigned to use a touch screen. But it also has the original game included as well.
The touch screen controls work great.

Someone could argue that it's easier, but shumps are about getting a high score, not simply clearing levels. There are several difficulty settings and a ton of strategy involved to getting better. It isn't in an arcade, but it's still a great way to experience a great Cave shump.

>>285482104
I hate to be that guy that point fingers but

I gotta feeling is fanboys being insecure about their handhelds like Smartphones are a threat to their system or something

>>285471013
Posting from a Z1 here.

Best phone I've ever had.

>>285481820
>I will reject any criticism by accusing you of projection

Tell tale weaksauce bs defense of a NEET faggot.

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>>285481286
It doesn't fit completely on my screen but I still think it looks nice.

>>285482448
>I will reject any criticism by accusing you of being a NEET faggot.

And you are projecting

>weaksauce

What's the best clip on gamepad in the market?

I get uncomfortable carrying a DS3 around
pretty much only do it with a bag

>>285470052
I have nothing to hide.

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>28

>complete hermit for 14 years

>never talk to anyone

>still want a phone for bar code kanojo and to text mommy for chicky nuggies but they cost $60/mo for a shit plan here

>>285470052
>doesn't want to be tracked
>using the internet
hahaha_faggot.jpg

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I only own good mobile games :^)

>>285482640
I am not projecting. OP (possibly you) opened this thread triggered with his NEET autism because people own smart phones and I am responding you dumb fuck NEET.

>>285481927
I'm telling you, DA does all that stuff right.
I'm level 60 with a winning team and hardly ever run out of energy points. I didn't even mention how farming for evo materials is actually easy and fun. Most mobage games could take a month to get the right evo supplies but I can harvest enough in one day. It's not as random as most other games.

Plus I think the poker rpg element is really cool and I would love to see it get released in the US.

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>>285481286
Taste coming through.

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>>285481286
Cropped the left one to be lock screen, right is home.

>>285469818
It's basically an electronic swiss army knife.

I just bought DQ 4 for my iphone.

Having a marvelous time, one of the best purchases I've made all year.

>>285482850
>Osmos
mah nigga

also I recommend Cytus

I don't get how everyone has a smartphone and can afford it. Even poor people have them. Those plans ain't cheap. The internet I have at home is expensive enough as it is. Fuck.

>>285482313
>it's a different version completely redesigned to use a touch screen
So it's a port tweaked to compensate for touchscreen controls

>The touch screen controls work great.
They really don't. I mean, the game is playable, but it's nothing compared to playing the game on a stick with tactile buttons, or even a gamepad.

>but shumps are about getting a high score

Yeah you should stop posting about shmups.

>but it's still a great way to experience a great Cave shump.

It's actually one of the worst ways to experience a shump.

>implying im not posting this from my smartphone

Simply ebin OP :^)

>>285481305
which SMT?

>>285482850
Literally all crap and games that play better on a actual gaming device.

>>285470052
the internet was invented by reptilians to track everyone voluntarily

>>285483197
Some people have welfare smart phones

>>285482876
>NEET triggered NEET
Nice meme

>government tracks your shit
>don't do anything illegal
>they get weirded out by your gay amputee clop you fucking horsefucker but whatever
>someone else is planning a terrorism plot
>gets caught because the government tracks shit
>they don't get to blow up a school
What's so awful about having your privacy violated?

>>285483316
Its good for playing on the run. Like during classes, on the bus, etc.

Places where you can't necessarily have a DS or such

>>285483508
>muh freedumbs

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>>285482850
>I only own good mobile games
>angry birds
>surgeon sim
>fruit ninja

:^)

>>285483272
1 & 2 are available on smartphones

>>285483202
I disagree with you. Sounds like you need to get good.

>>285483508
How many times has a terrorist threat actually been prevented from phonetapping/monitoring?
You get one guess.