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Five minutes
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>>285438918
Any streams?
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Five minutes
Five minutes of playtime
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>>285439674
Not that I know of
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PST, not EST fucking moron
Three hours left
Also, no streams, so not worth shit.
No HL3, L4D3, Portal 3, etc. will be there anyway. /v/ hyped for nothing as usual.
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>>285439894
Just saw this.
http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
Is this for real? Are Valve serious right now?
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>>285440231
>http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
That article was posted in the future so they must know.
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>>285440231
GDC is a conference for game devs, there's very little press going to it, it's mostly for industry people showing off new tech, holding seminars, shit like that.

It's not a conference you'd announce your new game at, only your competition would be watching, not your brainwashed fans or media you've buttered up with gifts.

I don't know where /v/ even got the idea about the.
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>>285440564
Get your click bait article out of here
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>half-life 2 released six years after half-life
>2016 will be 12 years after half-life 3
Half-life 4 confirmed in year 2040
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>>285440370
>in the future
How old are you kid?
I should think even preschoolers know about time zones at this point.
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>>285440564
Maybe it got posted in asia
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>>285440902
you lose
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>>285440564
Considering it's already 10 PM where I live I'm sure it already the 4th somewhere. That said I have no idea how reliable the information is.

>>285440770
I wasn't expecting them to announce HL3. Probably not even Source 2 for Dota. But the article seems to say Valve canceled their appearance altogether. Granted I had no idea weather the initial announcement was confirmed either but I just assumed checking shit like that would be pretty simple. I'm assuming they have some sort of schedule planned for which you have to apply beforehand and I assumed that schedule was public knowledge.
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>>285440975
It's a Taiwanese website. So I should think so.
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> 5:08:23 PM PST Well, seven minutes after starting, the conference portion of the event is officially over.
> 5:11:24 PM PST And that's it for us! Good night, and I hope you enjoyed every one of those seven minutes.
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>>285441152
No the article is saying they don't have a big press conference on the third. Which is true.
They have 2 panels today.
And then a bigger panel for Vulkan on the 5th.
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>>285440370
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>>285441268
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guys wtf i looked up half life and morgan freeman is the protagonist.

wtf? how do u guys like this? lmao

i thought we hated black people....
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>>285441784
lol u tk him 2 da bar?
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Zoe Quinn is the Kim Kardashian of gaming. Famous for drama and sleeping with people rather than being good at something
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>>285441268
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>>285440564
It's not a proper article. They just took the news from Kotaku.
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>>285442589
>only game is a text-based multiple choice test about depression
>speaking at a panel about humor as an industry expert

This is surreal. Is this real life?
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>>285442589
well that's a lot less lucrative than being real kim k so i dont really give a fuck.
kim way hotter too
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>>285442589
White room, there really is no diversity in gaming
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>>285439825

Five minutes. Five minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
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>>285442617
did she cum talking to notgabe?
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did I miss anything even mildly interesting?
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>>285442968
>copy shit from kotaku
>post it tomorrow
>get paid
I fucking hate gaming journalists. Fuckin buncha casual hipsters getting paid for doing shit and havin access to time machine.
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>>285440770

Except games *have* been announced there, many times in the past. Stop talking about shit you don't know anon.
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So where will we watch it ?
Shitty and poor Unity had streams, Valve can't afford stream or what ?
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>>285441051
the game
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>>285443380
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>>285444905
>Valve can't afford stream or what ?

Because this is just a physics demonstration for devs you fucking retard. They aren't going to announce anything. Stop getting your news from /v/ moron.
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Reminder that valve doesn't make video games anymore, and the half life series will never get another entry
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Do we have to go trough the same shit every year?
Face it,there won't be a HL3 in our lifetime.
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Where are the streams?

>>285445040
Why would we leave this thread when it's superior to yours.
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>The news comes straight from Kotaku, who spoke to Valve marketing director Doug Lombardi to confirm the whole thing is a “big mix up”. Valve apparently has no plans to hold any kind of huge press conference today at GDC.

>It turns out the confused 3pm “event” is actually a game physics presentation from Valve programmer Sergiy Migdalskiy that aims at teaching “fundamental elements and practical considerations for using collision detection and physics simulations in games”

http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
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>>285446920
Yes, we knew this from the start
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>>285446920
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
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>>285447252
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
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>>285446920
People knew that from the beginning. Did anyone honestly think any different?
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>>285447372
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
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>>285447556
KISS THE UGLY
LEAVE THE PRETTY
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>>285447556
>>285447252
>>285447372
>>285447702
>tfw moot is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
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>>285444005
nigger all you can see is the backs of their heads
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>>285447252
>>285447372
>>285447556
>>285447702
That just takes me back. Back when I thought Berserk was going to end soon, back when anime was good, back when gaming was awesome, and I was patiently waiting for Episode 3, back when Portal 2 seemed impossible.

A-at least I got portal 2, right?
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>>285448068
That's the spirit anon. Keep your head up.
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>>285442589
this piece of white trash has no qualifications to give that talk or even be up there
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>>285442617
I want to smack he in the face fucking slut
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>>285450000
Nice quads.
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>>285440231
>Are Valve serious right now?

Yes, nothing was ever going to be announced. They never promised anything. You were misled by stupid people
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>>285447872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARuCujL4cY
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5 MINUTES SHOULD BE PLENTY

HERE I GO
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When does it begin?
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So hype for the retards that don't know this is literally nothing getting BTFO
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>>285450334
>They never promised anything.
Announcements usually don't come with announcements of their own.
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>>285452454
>Trying to crush the dreamers

Foul knave. What if the stars do come within reach on this fine eve?
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Harf lief 3 cunfirmed
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>>285442589
It was nice of cripplefag chan to make her popular and relevant.
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Post yfw nothing happens
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>>285452606
>Announcements don't usually come with announcements
But that's exactly what /v/ has been claiming
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>>285450697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffpY7mR6r1M
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>>285452660
Then we'll all be Icarus for a day
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>>285452784
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CINCO CINCO CINCO
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>>285452914
downbloated, too meme
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Gabe is just going to talk about their new VR shit they got going on
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>>285452784
calling it now, its some random worthless information, like Gaben learning to use the toilet or something like that
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Is there a stream available?
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>>285452726
>forgetting your history

Nigger, this all started right here. The other chan (nice spam filter, by the way, whoever took Moot's spot), didn't get involved until much later.
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>>285452946
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>>285452784
mfw yfw nothing happens
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My dads Gabe Newell. He is going to launch hl3 as a Wii U exclusive with amiibo support. Its a new Nintendo genertation, having them win the console war
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>>285453102
I'm using this one
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1425411793421.jpg
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>>285452784
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>>285453417
mfw It was a shoot all along brother
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>>285438918
>event begins as a highly decorated litter is borne onto the stage by eight well-oiled slaves wearing only loincloths
>they set the litter down and pull the curtains away, revealing a completely nude and resplendent Gabe wearing only a gold crown inlaid with jewels the size of his flabby fists
>the slaves disembowel themselves with bronze knives
>four virginal slave girls wearing white gowns bearing pure gold chalices walk out to Gabe and slit their wrists to fill the chalices
>they each hand their own chalice to Gabe and he splashes it back onto them, staining their pure white dresses red
>bags of fast food are brought to Gabe along with a pure gold scepter with an infant's skull on one end
>Gabe unwraps the hamburgers and stacks them into a greasy pyramid
>Gabe then proceeds to jam the hamburgers down his throat without chewing or even swallowing, using the skull end of the scepter to tamp the sandwiches down
>after he is done with his afternoon snack, Gabe clears his throat
"Since I am a caring Lord, you meek peons may be bestowed with a boon of my choosing. I am pleased to announce that Ricochet 2 will be available on Steam for the low price of $49.99!"
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>>285452784
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>>285452454
>people who don't know most of the "proof" spammed today that it's no happening has been known since the beginning

Fucking newfags
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>>285452784
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>>285442589
>humor games
finally depression quest is getting the recognition it deserves
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>>285453814
try harder
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>Missed it
>/v/ hasn't blown up so I guess it was fucking nothing after all

Okay then I guess.
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>>285452784
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so whats the announcement?
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>>285453938
Hasn't even happened yet
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>>285452784
BLOOD SACRIFICE
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>>285454045
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>>285454037

There was never an announcement
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>>285453351
People shoo'd them away because they were obnoxious faggots spamming irrelevant shit.
You have to be pretty fucking awful to be too annoying for /v/.
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>>285452784
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>>285454037
We still have an hour
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>>285454045
when then (how long from now)
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>>285440370
Nice to see when OC is reposted later.

The other one I made
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>>285454045
HYPE WAS RESTORED

STREAM WHEN
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>>285452784
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>>285454037
there are no fucking announcements and there never was suppose to be any. It's just physics presentations
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>>285452784
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>>285442617
I-is she rubbing her pussy?
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>>285453938
the presentation isn't for another hour

either way, nothing will get announced
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>>285454045
Oh, well then call me when it happens and it turns out to be fucking nothing. Or don't I don't really care.
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>>285443341
>>285442589
Let's be fair here.
Depression Quest IS the pinnacle of comedy/entertainment media
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>>285452784
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>>285454252
She has diarrhea but she has to do the interview
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>>285454174
Never, it's a closed conference, the most we'll get is a live blog.
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>>285452784
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>>285454309
Yeah, I'll send you an sms instead.
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>>285452606
Tell that to Square Enix.
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>>285442589

haha thats what you faggots did to her. bring her into the spotlight, she's obviously making the most of it.
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>>285454142
3:00 PM PST, aka, in about 48 minutes.
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>>285452784
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a
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>>285452784
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>>285444419
IRC she was sad.
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>>285452784
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN
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>>285452784
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>>285454784

but thats how they always look after I have sex with them

oh god
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>>285454531
'Kay.
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>>285442589
>Famous for drama and sleeping with people
nah, she was already around before then.

First I heard of her she was casually being interviewed by giantbomb and hanging around. Was slightly baffled that a twine user (I wont even say developer) was there even then
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>>285452784
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>>285454729
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there isn't even a stream
why would they announce something big without a stream
lol retards
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>>285454829
AWW SON OF A BITCH
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>Topics include numerical integration, contact manifolds, destruction, solvers, networking, and optimization.
HL3 sounds hella rad guys.
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>>285455009
To let the hype slowly ooze from the conference and spread like a highly contagious virus.
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>>285452784
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>>285454729
that's what you get for not baleebing in ROMAN REIGNS
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>>285454965
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS
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>>285455298
Gaben Reigns
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>>285455298
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soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q
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>>285455409
>read this
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
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>>285452784
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Its on in 40 minutes
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>>285455465
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>>285455409
You aren't. It's a private conference so that only the elite can watch Gabe's blood orgy of filth and disease.
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They're announcing hardware, no half life 3 everyone.
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>>285455489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVnU4TeV6U
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>>285452784
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>>285452784
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7.99chan
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>>285455547
GODBLESS YOU
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>>285452784
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>>285452784
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>presentation starts
>Gaben rolls on stage
>ultra silence in the audience
>Gaben looks down everyone without saying a word
>Gaben leaves
>presentation ends
>Gaben gives an interview a week later
>interviewer asks about what the presentation was about
>I lost myself in the way of bathroom and ended up on stage
>there was no presentation
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POST YOUR REACTION WHEN HALF LIFE 3 IS ANNOUNCED... TODAY.... AND IT ISN'T A DREAM, YOU'RE AWAKE.

FUCK THE HATERS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlRVaQuaYY
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>>285455839
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE /WOOO/ WORLD ORDER OF VIDYA GAMES BROTHER
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>>285452784
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>>285452784
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>>285452784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSD_dwdgEUo
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>>285455839
Damn son, I'm 4 of those and I don't even /woo/
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>>285455965
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11:15am-12:15pm: Physics for Game Programmers: Robust Contact Creation for Physics Simulation by Dirk Gregorius (Ended)

3:00pm-4:00pm: Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies by Sergey Migdalskiy
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>>285443341
>>285443379
>>285444005
>>285449765
>>285453823
>>285454321
>>285454626
>>285454882
>>285442589
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHA, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKS DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.
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>>285452784
Is that sips?
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>>285455965
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>>285452784
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>>285456348
mfw yfw tfw
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>>285455642
WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT
HOW CAN I GET EXCITED IF IM JUST GOING TO GET SECOND HAND INFO
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>>285456383
My brain can't comprehend this webm, what have you done
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>>285454451
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIAREAH
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>>285456447
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>>285455965
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PCucks really are desperate for games
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>>285455642
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>>285455965
Fuck off, weeb.
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Post yfw something happens
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>>285456646
Well if itsn't our memester in person, we missed you buddy.
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STREAM WHERE
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>>285456646
>5 HOURS XDDDD
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What if the announcement is that there won't be a HL3, ever?
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Califag here, the moscone center's like 20 minutes from me, would have gone if tickets weren't literally thousands of dollars.
Anyway it's in EXACTLY 30 minutes as of this post.
Let's hope for some twitter feeds of what's going on in there.
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>>285456684
That's basically it, but with more ritual suicides of Gabe's slaves.
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>>285456802
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
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>>285456763
LOG IN TO STEAM NOW YOU RETARD

STOP FUCKING ASKING
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>>285456802
You're 1 second off, nigga.
Kill yourself.
Suicide bomb the GDC.
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>>285456646
this is epic
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>>285456802
Allahu Akbar that place up
You'll be an hero
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>>285452784
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>>285456563
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>big thing supposed to be happening soon
>No one knows where to watch it

Yeah something is happening :)
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DID IT HAPPEN ALREADY?
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>>285456796
I'd laugh my ass off

Then cry a lot and eat lots of icecream
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>>285456980
>Big thing is supposed to be happening soon
Nice meme bro
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If HL3 is announced today it will be the best birthday present I get and the only
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Already got ut4 coming and looking good
I'm happy with that
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>>285457009
nie
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>>285456928
fuck
I remember first seeing that picture years ago and not believing those clothes were real

when did it all go so wrong /v/
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>>285452784
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>>285456886
>>285456904
I ain't gonna throw my life away for a meme
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>>285456684
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>>285457093
sent ;)
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>>285455965
>mfw
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>>285457009
It's currently happening inside locked doors.
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Valve isn't having a conference today.
Seriously guys
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>>285457093
Happy birthday anon :) you stupid fucking faggot I hope you die of AIDS literally kill yourself already you fag
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>>285457103
SHUT THE FUCK UP

STOP PRETENDING YOU'LL BE OKAY IF VALVE FUCKS US OVER AGAIN
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>>285457152
Yeah, but you were 1 second off of your promised.
You shamed yourself in front of Allah.
What you did was haram.
There is only one thing to do.
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>>285456746
I don't get this image, is he poking a finger into his skull?
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>>285452784
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new to the party
where do i watch this shit?
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>>285457152
But it would be the most useful thing you'd accomplish in your life anyway.
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>gabe will explode before hl3 is announced
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>>285455965
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>>285452606
They have a talk about physics and everyone thought it was gonna be a press conference. It was really a big game of "people being massively retarted in unison"
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>>285457408
There is no party, shit, steam or conference
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>>285452784
I KNEW IT!
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>>285457408
Just follow the threads
It's basically a live ticker created by your good pals on 4chan
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>>285457408
YOU DON'T YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. GABE'S RITUAL SLAVE SACRIFICE TO THE ANCIENT SUMERIAN DEATH GODS MUST HAPPEN ONLY IN THE PRESENCE OF THE SOCIAL ELITE WITH NO OUTSIDE INFLUENCE. SO THAT MEANS NO NEETS ALLOWED.
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>>285440370

>fucking wow

WoW 2 confirmed for being bought out by Valve and finished by valve (proven by blizzard announcing they "canceled" it)
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UGH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HALF LIFE??


*BANGS FISTS ON TABLE*

*STOMPS FEET*


FUCKING FAGGOTS WAGESLAVES CANT EVEN MAKE A GAME ON TIME

THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER

*GETS VISIBLY ANGRY*

*TELEPORTS*

FUCK VALVE, FUCK GABE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR HALF LIFE 3

BULLSHIT

UGH, *SIGH*

VALVE NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE I AM BOYCOTTING STEAM FROM NOW ON!!!

HA, *FLICKS HAIR*
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WAIT WAIT WAIT

DID HE

DID HE JUST SAY STAY TUNED FOR A NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT??!?!?

HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT
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>>285457562
>>285457534
>>285457484
oh, okay
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This really happened.
My dog at Valve said so.
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WHEN YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS EVER LEARN? WE'RE LITERALLY NEVER, EVER GETTING HALF-LIFE 3

FUCKING
DEAL
WITH
IT
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If hl3 is announced this week I will make a post on a prominent gaming forum and raffle $50 paypal cash
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>>285457308
They already did
They literally don't release anything but multiplayer stuff that has hats
That's all they do
Valve is dead for me
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>>285452454
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>>285452784
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>>285457627
-2 good boy points
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>HL3 gets announced
>for PC, PS4 and XBox One
Post yfw
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>>285457093
It'll be a great birthday present for me too, anon. But not the only one. I have friends and family who actually give a shit about me :^)
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>Stay tuned
>New game announcement

OH UASIASO WAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT
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>>285452784
ara ara
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>>285457630
>stay tuned
There is no stream and he isn't gonna say that to people in real life anon
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Gabe wouldn't be so cruel. Would he?
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>>285457630
[citation needed]
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>>285442589
apparently she just talked about Toom Many Cooks, for a while.
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Kotaku says there will be no conference. Why should i trust you guys?
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>>285457630

HOLY CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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If HL3 gets announced I'll write "Gabe's bitch" on my bare ass and post it on this same thread.
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>>285457716
>Valve is dead to me
saying that with a steam library of 50+ games
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>>285457803
Where are you getting this?
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>>285457772
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>>285452784
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>NEW GAME ANOUNVEMENT

ITS HAPENFGJJFN
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>>285457712
get a load of this high roller
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>>285457803
>>285457630

OH MY DAMN OH MY GOODNESS
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>>285457905
Gabe has sacrificed hundreds of child slaves to the Mesopotamian god of war in the past, his cruelty knows no bounds.
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>>285457672
>weight
Every time :^)
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>>285457794
Well I am getting a cheque in the mail, should arrive in the next couple of days.
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>>285457803
>>285457630
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU READ THIS YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER
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>>285457630
Sweet stream when there isn't one.
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>>285455839

what's /woo/?
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>>285457943
That's like saying the jews are fine because they make some job positions.
They turned into a greedy company that wants net gains over anything else and is willing to ruin their already existing games for it.
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>>285457630
Nobody would lie on the Internet would they
WHERE?
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>Stay tuned for a new game announcement

OH YEAH TEAM FORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED
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>>285457803
>>285457630
I can't tell if these niggas are trolling. Fuck.
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NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
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>>285458138
hes trolling you buddy... there's nothing.
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18 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Valve isn't having a conference.
Dear lord you fags fall for this shit
>DID HE JUST SAY HALF LIFE
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>>285458153
There's nothing wrong with jews
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OH GOD IT'S GOING TO BE HL3 ISN'T IT
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>>285458204
Remake of Left4Dead 2 on Source 2 more likely.
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>>285456746

Yes. He has the greatest high.
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OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY DAMN
OH MY GOODNESS
THEY GOIN HAM
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>>285458204
>>285457803
>>285457630
Where the dicks are you even getting this from if there's no stream?
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STAY TUNED FOR ANEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT

I CAN'T BREEEATHEEE

OH SHIIIIIITTTT
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HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

GET IN HERE
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>>285458265
>mfw these game announcementfags are trolling
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>>285458150
a/woo/
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>>285457630
>>285457803
>>285458012
>>285458204
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Literally happening
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da fuk is the stream?
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How much longer?
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DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS LARGE WAISTED ONE
HURRY UP
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>>285458328
THIS IS HOW BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE
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Streams FUCKING WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I refuse to let myself get hype. i wont fucking do it.
I can't deal with the disappointment i'll feel.
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>>285458349
POST SOURCE OR GTFO AND KILL YOURSELF.
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BLOOD PRESSURE IS RISING
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Holy shit. Friend at GDC confirmed its happening. They said there will be an announcment of a new video game
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OH FUCK
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THEY JUST SAID THERE WAS

A

NEW

GAME

ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP
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OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING YESSS!!
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Stop trying to trick me already

There should be a rule against this much tricking
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Where can I watch it?
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>>285458362
>GET IN HERE

>confirmed several times over that there are no streams
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LINK FUCKING WHERE!!! pls guys i wanna see it pls
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>"stay tuned for a new game announcement"
>"NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT"
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Guys... i can't believe it... After allt his time...

i'm gonna cry.
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>>285458450
THE FRIES
THEY BLEND SO PERFECTLY
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NO NEW GAME THERE IS NO STREAM AT ALL
THEY ARE TROLLING
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THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
LINK PLS.
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>>285458586
>confirmed something not existing
Top kek, like you aren't in on it
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>>285458349
>>285458204
>>285458236
>>285457803
I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF YOU FAGGOTS ARE TROLLING AND DON'T SHOW SOME SORT OF SAUCE SO HELP ME I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU STOP SHITPOSTING.
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holy shit this stream is fucking wild, GET IN HERE BROS
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WHERE IS THE STREAM
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>Stay tuned for a new game announcement

PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES
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There are no live streams

These fags babby trolling
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HOLY FUCK ITS CONFIRMED!!!! CHECK THE BLOG!
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>>285457740
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Quit shitposting.
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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS

LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!!
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nevermind, it's l4d 3.
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>>285458450
THE BAITS, THEY WORK SO PERFECTLY
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>>285458627
Probably.
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>>285458627
Yeah I think I'm going with this guy.
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HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON?!
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DID HE JUST SAY THEY'D SHOWCASE THE ENGINE WITH A DEMO FUCK THIS STREAM IS SO LAGGY
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HURRY UP FAGGOTS
>>
This thread is bananas
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HOLY SHIT NEW GAME ANNOUCNEMENT OH FUCK

I DIDN'T BELIEVBE AT FIRST
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Is /v/ this stupid? At first I thought you were just playing around for fun but if you actually think anything is going to be announced you may be legitimately fucking retarded.
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My dad works at GDC and said they were staying tuned for a new game announcement.

Just thought you'd like to know.
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every fucking time
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>>285457345
Yes.
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>People call us "entitled" for demanding some kind of fucking information on HL3

Put it this way. If GRRM were in the middle of wrapping up the entire Game of Thrones saga, like mid-way through book 6, and then just... stopped. No information. He just didn't say a fucking word about it for seven years, gave no hint that he was even working on wrapping up the story, would all of the readers have a right to be fucking pissed? Absolutely.

That's not being "entitled;" they got invested in the story and Martin would be an asshole for leaving them hanging.
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>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
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I'm at GDC right now, posting from my Ouya.
Ask me anything.
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>>285458587
Click for full resolution
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>left for dead 3
ayyy lmao

IT'S NOTHING
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THE FAKE HYPE IS GOING TO KILL ME
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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IT STARTS IN 15 MINUTES YOU NIGGERS right?
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>this whole thread
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I WANT TO WATCH THIS WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS???
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>>285458627
Nice bait faggot.,=
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>MFW THE TIME HAS ARRIVED
>AS IT WAS FORETOLD, AS IT WAS ONCE SAID IN HOLY POETRY
>OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED
>ALL THOSE ANONS THAT DIED WITHOUT HAVING THIS FEEL
>TODAY IS THE DAY WE HONOR THEM
>THE DEATHS WON'T BE FORGOTTEN
>ON THIS DAY
>THE DAY HL3 IS ANNOUNCED
>WE HYPE
>HYPE FOR EVERY SINGLE SOUL THAT CAN'T BE HERE WITH US
>HYPE LIKE WE NEVER HYPED BEFORE
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Holy shit I can't believe so many of you are this stupid.
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>>285458478
get hyped motherfucker

>>285458587
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>>
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?STREAM WHERE?STREAM WHERE?
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>>285458690
There is already a L4D3.
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Any second now he'll burst in and confirm Portal 3, I fucking know it
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>>285458695
THE TROLLS UP IN HERE ARE GOIN HAM
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>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement

THE HYPE IS REAL!
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>Reminder
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>>285458742
YOU'RE THE BREAKER OF DREAM GO BACK TO HELL YOU DEVIL
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>>285458815
of course it starts in 15 minutes, the first one was about GL next

anyone have the stream link
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WE'RE BEING RAIDED, EVERYONE TAKE COVER

SOMEONE FIND OUT WHO IT IS
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OH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD

>NEW GAME HYPE

>NEW GAME HYPE

>NEW GAME HYPE
>NEW GAME HYPE
>NEW GAME HYPE
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WHERE'S THE STREAM
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>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
what....
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>new game announcement

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

I CAN FEEL IT
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>>285458821
>newfag cant find the stream
HAHAHAHAHA GET CUCKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>
>Last update about 2 hours ago
What.
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steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
enjoy your cancer
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>>285456671
kirby's dream course final boss
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>l4d3

AYYYYYYYY
>>
>>285439825
Five minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven. With this game, you only need five minutes, because it's so intense.
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>>285458945

>Can't find a link that doesn't exist

haha, so funny anon.
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>>285458902
lurk some moar
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>this thread now
>>
GUISE ARE YOU FUCKING READY
THE HYPE IS REAL
>>
What's with all the /b/tards?
And don't give me the old
>/v/ is always like this
this shit's going bonkers
>>
>l4d3
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>
DONT BELIEVE ANYONE HERE THERE IS NO STREAM
THERE IS NO NEW GAME
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>>
>Left 4 Dead 3

fucking hell GABEN FUCKING HELL
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>Stay tuned for a new game announcement


IS THAT A FUCKING FADED H IN THE BACKGROUND?!!!!
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HOLY SHIT IT'S TEAM FORTRESS 3 WITH CUSTOM HATS

I REPEAT: CUSTOM HATS IN TEAM FORTRESS 3
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I've been drinking since noon, if doesn't happen I'll just keep drinking and drink myself to death.
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>>285458386
Every time.

I love it.
>>
>>285458947
they're retarded and didn't send any field agents today, saying it was only boring physics stuff, so they're relying on other people tweeting about it

I hate them so much
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CHU CHU
ALL ABOARD!
>>
SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT NEW GAME. IT IS HAPPENING
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>L4D3
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Tuesday
We don't have a person on the ground on >Tuesday. Liveblogs will consist out of information that comes in through third-parties (Social media, forums, etc.) just like our Steam Dev Days liveblogs early 2014.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
THEY JUST UPDATED IT


"Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation"

HOLY FUCK, they're preparing for the server rape


HAPPENING
>>
ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES TO GO UNTIL THE GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!

ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES TO GO UNTIL THE GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!

ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES TO GO UNTIL THE GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!
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>new game announcement
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>>285452784
I wasn't expecting anything to begin with.
>>
SOMEONE GIVE ME A STREAM LINK

FUCK
>>
Link to stream? cmon guys what the fuck
>>
>>285459078
I SAW THAT SHIT TOO MAN
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>>285441268
>>
>A Valve staff member just walked onto the stage and said that Gabe Newell has a special announcement to make in 3 minutes! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk.
>3 minutes
>3
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>all that waiting
>left 4 dead 3

fuck this company
>>
>>285458851
This shows nothing. Is there an actual stream?
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>2015
>no stream
>2015
>no stream
>2015
>no stream
>2015
>no stream
>>
>there are people who actually believe something is happening
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Brace for bitter disappointment
>>
OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG
OMG

HL3 ANNOUNCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

OMG
OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG
>>
>>285459078
>h
>not a lambda

you blew it
>>
>>285459078
What movie is that?
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>This entire fucking thread.
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>>285452784
>>
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation

THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
>>
>>285459173
There is none, we just have a bunch of kids in here tonight.
>>
WE ARE QUICKLY APPROACHING A TROLLING SINGULARITY WITH THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT ITT.
>>
BY GAWD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>
HOLY SHIT GUYS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

GOD BLESS YOU /v/ AND GOD BLESS VALVE

>NEW GAME!!
>>
IT'S LEFT 4 DEAD 3

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK


WHAT DO WE DO NOW? FUCK
>>
>Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies

Half Life 3 is going to be announced during this?
>>
where is stream?
>>
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I ACTUALLY LIVED TO SEE THIS DAY