vidya lizards

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>>285175705
can dragonmen come

>>285175903
how does he fly with those small wings?

>>285176206
he doesn't

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step aside fools

Someone post the dancing lizards gif.

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How about snakes?

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>>285176229
Aeon is such a badass lizard, perfect balance of cool and funny with a lot of personality, even though he doesn't talk

>tfw you'll never see him in SCVI

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Best theme of a lizard in vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=180Ba-AM5zE

>>285176420
He had such shit steering/acceleration, literally was the bowser of DKR

>>285176914
Doesn't Sony practically own Bloody Roar? I mean, I know one of them was on GameCube, but aside from that, they've all been on PlayStation, yeah? I wish Sony would get a new one made to "compete" with Killer Instinct as Sony's exclusive fighter. Bloody Roar was fuckin' rad.

>>285177229
Sony owns Bloody Roar just like they own Crash and Spyro. They don't.

>>285177229
Konami is sitting on the Bloody Roar license.

>>285177370
Yeah, I just looked it up. It was Hudson, which is now owned my Konami. So Konami owns Bloody Roar. And considering they only seem to care about Metal Gear and destroying Silent Hill, the chances of getting a new one are slim. Shame.

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>>285176584
what, this?

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What the fuck happened to you Reptile?

>>285177529
No the one with two lizards doing an elaborate synchronized dance.

It looked like out of a JRPG battle.

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>>285176686
Snakes are neat. Good choice with Bleu/Deis.

>>285177874
I wouldn't be so afraid of snakes if they also had limbs but thats just me

>>285175705
fuck skyward sword

are there bearded dragons in vidya

>>285177874
you cant trick me, snake

>>285178863
There are dragons with beards. Not quite bearded dragons, though.

>>285177874
I own two ball pythons, they're very nice animals

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>>285178947
I have no idea what you are talking about!

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>>285178963
that's lame

>>285179091
snake please go

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It's great to see him treated so well recently

Now watch NRS screw that up somehow in story mode

>>285179886
>"monster"/brute characters
>western game
>getting treated properly

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Iksar will always be my favorite playable race on project1999.

>>285179886
Someone who plays MK tells me that he was mostly one of those bad goons who usually doesn't do anything important and jobs against the relevant characters. That true?

>>285180176
Yeah I know

Hate that shit though when's the last time we had a lizard for a hero or at least on the heroes side?

you lizardmen are always lewd, running around with loincloth

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I'm surprised this thread hasn't derailed into gay scalies shitposting up a based lizardbro thread.

>>285180450
>warfaggots stirring shit up

>>285175705
>Those images of Wolf Link fucking/getting fucked by Aerialfos.

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>>285176229
Soul Calibur should be on PC.

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>Can't play a bangaa except in Tactics
>No bangaa party members

Fuck you too Square

>>285177661
You mean the Tex Avery strip tease that's been around forever?

>>285180764
>bangaa in Ivalice
>none of them are important in Advance/A2
>none of them are recruitable in FFXII

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>>285180789
I mean this one except I can't find the animated version.

I'm making a model of a lizard/dragonperson that hopefully would be used in a game that I might make.

>>285180789
I think he's referring to a clip from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT_H6iyjt38

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>>285180450
Renekton isn't gay, he's straight.

>>285180702
not fluffy enough

>>285180309
Yes and that's been true since 3.

However in X/The Comic Book has been making him more than just a snarling hissing jobber

>>285180898
Egyptian gods were about as straight as Vivec.

>>285180610
wut

>>285181012
"Hey, bro. I'll bet I can get you pregnant."
"No way, bro. I can get you pregnant way before you get me pregnant."
"Haha, yeah right. By the way, this sauce you put on my lettuce is great."
"Yeah, 'sauce'."

>>285180326
Isn't Reptile in MK doing what he does to help his people? He's on the "bad" side but he only does the shit he does because it's more or less his only option to help his race. At least that's how I always thought of him. If that's the case he's not really evil, right?

Also Bangas are pretty bro tier in the FF games that have 'em. I'd have much rather had a Banga protag in FF12 than the plain characterless Vaan. Pretty sure they do that shit so the person playing can "feel like they're in the game lol" or some shit. Would explain why Vaan was so androgynous.

>>285181339
I want to get Renekton pregnant.

>>285180764
On the plus side, you don't have any party members with stupid restrictions limiting what jobs they can take.

Defender/White Monk, Templar/Bishop, and Cannoneer were all great choices in the FFTA games.

>>285181387
But boys can't get pregnant, anon.

>>285181167
How does Horus "prevent" semen from entering his body during an anal sex anyway?

>>285181530
Sorry, I meant I want to try.

>>285181619
IIRC, they never actually had anal sex, just kinda jerked off at each other. Horus caught Anubis' sperm and threw it in the Nile, then jerked off onto Anubis' lettuce, which Anubis then ate. Later, when they called to their sperm, Anubis' came from the river, and Horus' came from within Anubis, so Horus won the bet.

>>285181339
He's not really evil he's just working for evil people trying to bring back his race as he's the last of his kind

He works for new guy Kotal Kahn now who doesn't seem to be as evil and seems to value Reptile more than just 'underling' unlike past bosses

>>285181762
No that wasn't Anubis, it was Set (Anubis is a good guy though I think he fucked his brother/son Wepwawet).

And it pretty much was depicted as anal sex.

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>>285180259
>iksar

mein neger

Lizardlike race where the designers actually put thought into the design and didn't try to sexualize it, which is amazing given the big titty elves everywhere else.

>>285181762
>Horus caught Anubis' sperm
How?

How does that work?

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>>285181939
CHIM

>>285181939
First off it wasn't Anubis. Second, that's the mystery I've been wanting to know >>285181619. And it was definitely anal sex since the question was which semen talked in someone's belly. Not sure how anal sex leads to semen into your stomach but there you go.

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>tfw liking lizardmen gets you associated with furries now

>>285180898
Renekton has nice feet, glad Riot removed his sandals. He should play footsie with Nasus now

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>>285177874

>>285181619
>>285181906
>>285181939
>>285182060
Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set

tl;dr The semen in Set's stomach was from eating tainted lettuce, not sex.

>>285182134
>Liking furshit means you're a furry
Well I'll be.

Skyward Sword was the first good Zelda game since 1998. Thanks OP. I think I will play it again.

>>285181061
The flying Lizalfos in Twilight Princess. I've no idea what their real names are.

>>285182238
You can like furshit and not be a furry. Beating off to something isn't the same as making something your lifestyle.

>>285182238
Not everyone wants to fuck them, you know.

>>285182134
Scalie

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>>285182134
>tfw don't give a shit because they kick ass anyway

If there's lizardfolk in a game I pick them if I'm in the mood to play them. Fuck that furry shit, I'm not denying myself of playing a race I like because of some retarded deviants.

>>285182238
no fur on a lizard, man!

>>285182402
>Like furry/scalie smut.
>Think the lifestyle fursuiting people are pretty creepy.
Don't get me wrong, I'm weird too, but at least I'm not wearing a rug. I just wanna see fantasy porn.

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>>285182134
No it doesn't. You are just neurotic.
Besides, the reason why people have always liked them is because they have that aspect of 'virility' or physical prowess about them.
Most normies just don't recognize it while furfags overplay it. I usually attempt not to bring legimite lizardfolk-discussions into that nor do I try to steer clear of it, after all sexuality is a huge part of life.

>>285182224
So Set didn't unload while penetrating. What a lame attempt at proving dominance.

>>285175705
Man, the arm-guard Lizalfos look so cool. It's a shame Skyward Sword was shit.

>>285182341
>>285180610
I-I've never seen this picture before.

You should post it because I don't believe it even exists.

>>285178749
Go away Arin

>>285175705
>looks like an oil painting
>in game graphics
>Wii
>good graphics or wii, pick one
>picked both

>>285182706
https://e621.net/post/show/581168
https://e621.net/post/show/32942

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>>285180878
It's from a fighting game, Tobal 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6srN0wooc

>>285183078
Nintendo is really good at understanding their graphical limits and working inside of them.

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>>285182134
>tfw I don't care

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Warhammer Lizardmen are best Lizardmen.

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what do you think of human x nonhuman

>>285183268
Nice, thanks.

>>285183727
Yes I would like a qt lizardman bf

>>285183727
As long as the personalities work well, I don't really care about the race. It's more about the characters themselves.

>>285183727
I find it appealing

>>285183727
I enjoy it.

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>>285183727
Positively absolutely abstract kind of post 'em.

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IT'S TOO LATE
I TRIED TO WARN THEM
PURGE THREAD PURGE THREAD PURGE THREAD

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>>285183727
>human x nonhuman
That's like shit-ton of possibilities. Some of the dumbest and disgusting shit and some of the best stuff I know fall into that category.

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>>285183992
Bowser is cute.

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Are non lizardmen allowed?
>that new fucking moveset in 4U
>that personality in it's movements
I never thought there would be a day where I'd cart to a Chameleos
and he's one of the funnest fights in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9cFG6Zg4Ro

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I hate skyrim but I kind of want to play it just so I could play as a Lizardman. Oh, the dilemma...

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THERE MAY BE A DAY WHEN HUMANITY FALLS BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY, THIS DAY WE SHITPOST

>>285184153
So play another Elder Scrolls instead.

>>285175705
Best design of Lizardman in the series.

>>285184223
Well at least you're honest.

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THE VIDYA IS LOVE THE VIDYA IS LIFE DEATH TO THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE VIDYA BY POSTING LEWDSHIT
VIDYA ACKBAR
VIDYA ACKBAR
VIDYA ACKBAR

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>>285184257
Shit forgot pic.

>>285184153
Download sexmods and console command every stat to 100.

>>285184153
They're closer to being dragonmen,

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If there is a race of humanoid lizard people in a piece of media, do you prefer them to be more human-like such as >>285179886 or more lizard-like such as >>285176229?

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>>285184153
Hello, Marsh friend.

>>285184153
Play EQ2 then. Iksar best. Shit's free.

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>>285183985

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>>285183992
Everything is fine.

>>285184405
Lizardlike, too human takes away from the appeal.

>>285184510
That's an old version. There's one with more Generals.

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>>285184223

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYZ

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>>285184405
KEEP VIDYA TALK GOOD
>>285184372
>>285184153
>>285184134
>>285184075
REMOVE
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>>285184405
More lizard-like, personally

>>285184336
He looks like Liu Kang.

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>>285183727
I like.

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>>285184479
>those goddamn default eyes

I had to mod that shit like instantly.

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>>285184630
Bowser is vidya...

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>>285184405
definitely the latter, also helps if they are qt

>>285184153
There are other Elder Scrolls games

>>285184510
>Luna
Gimme.

>>285184134

Poor Bowya. Years of breathing white-hot fire has eroded his eyesight.

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I have been reborn, in my end I was sent back to derail.... one last time.

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>>285182223
>That one white snake /ss/ Nezumi set

>>285184821
The glasses bug me more than they should.

>>285184405
>implying you'd ever want a horrible scaled human design

true lizards for life

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>>285184510
>doesn't have the actual lizard princess

I don't think she ever got proper stats though.

>>285184891
Source.

>>285184965
https://e621.net/pool/show/2148

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Is Yoshi a lizard? He lays eggs, so I guess so.

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>>285184405
lizard like male
human like female

but whatever i like both types for each gender. no gay yaoi rainbow furry shit

>>285184728
>The stuff around the tail

I wish more series did things like that. Most of the time all they do with a tail is put a little hole in some human pants for it to go through and hang out of. They never do anything with it.

>>285184948
>Kobold thighs.
Oh baby.

>>285185065
My companion of African descent.

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Any of the larger stronger lizards I prefer to see over cutesy lizards in games, I am not sure why.

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I liked Skyward Sword I don't care what anyone says.

>>285184405
lagi a qt

>>285185106
>race with beastlike males and humanlike females

No.

No. Enough of this fucking bullshit.

This is the worst. Literally Hitler. Fuck eastern devs for pulling this shit constantly. Fuck.

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Dem memories...

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>>285183727
yes

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>>285185072
Yoshi is gay

>>285185072
He's a dinosaur.

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>>285185338
Yoshi can reproduce without sex, so he's monosexual.

>>285184510
>Fag pandering
>Horsefucker pandering
No, shit's overpopulated as it is

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>>285184153
Skyrim gets more fun the amount you are willing to put into modding it.

>>285185149
>those white stripes in the loin-cloth that kinda easily seem like they ain't there.
I wonder if the artist did it intentionally

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>>285183727
Only okay if they have a human face.

Otherwise heretical.

>>285185110
To be fair, a lot of the things with tails are wolves/catgirls and a cat tail isn't as strong or practical as a lizard tail. It wouldn't make much sense to strap anything to one.

>>285185383
Why is Yoshi always showing off his ass?

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>>285183985
o-ok

>>285184930
>>285184930
It's a JPCM for Mario Party 10, the dad turned into Bowser

>>285185383
They require fertilization but living on a secluded tropical island means near 24/7 group sex. They're just ready all the time.

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Do you even fucking ball?

>>285185461
Maybe, but it does fit with the rest of his attire, no?

>>285185529
Nintendo knows their audience and they need all the money they can get.

>>285184523
I read that as homo lizard warrior

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>>285185529
Don't ask.

>>285184405
I'd prefer Reptile over Aeon actually.

The big feather wings are a turn off.

It's an unpopular opinion but there you have it

>>285185561
>They require fertilization

They seem to pop out of blocks without any parents around just fine.

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Dinosaurs aren't lizards but I guess that Jurassic Park ones count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_l8OC7RUPc

>>285185565
Lizard Jockstraps.

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Duelist of Roses has sexy lizards and dragons. I've jerked off to the models quite a few times. Thank you pcsx2

>>285185507
rather be heretical than hypocritical

>>285185110
Prehensile tails in vidya never.

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>>285185507
How can you say "heretical" to this face?

>>285185835
Are they...in the game?

>>285185507
oh the hypocrisy

>>285185726
Aren't those trapped Yoshis going by what's said at the start of SMW?

>>285185726
The blocks are also fertilized.

Dinosaur Land is fucked up.

>>285185507
Don't you have a monstergirl thread to attend somewhere

>>285185110
Lizalfos in SS have maces on their tail tips that they punish the player with for hitting their guard, other than that I can't think of any examples

>>285185891
No but now you wish they were

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>>285185858
Not lewd enough.

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>>285177874
this is snek

>>285185529

His ass produces weapons at an incredible rate. Showing off your means of production is a common way to dissuade your enemies from attacking you.

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saw this guy in pixiv from someone I am watching, is he vidya related?

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>>285185507
When you think about how with monster girls you fuck the monster part of the body and with anthros you fuck the humanoid part of their body, Id say monster girls are more heretical.

Not that it really matters,just sayin'.

>>285185890
How can it blush if it has cold blood?
Clearly heretical.

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Why do argonians and Orcs make the best thieves in TES games?

>>285186408
not Kahjit?

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>>285186257
That's a Yugioh card.
So, kind of.

>>285185236

Man that shit was the best

>>285186257
It has literally just two tags and one of them seem to point to Yugioh.

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>>285177661

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>>285186637
>>285186545
I always keep forgetting tags

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>>285186180
Damn that's hot. Now just gotta pray the company will make a new 3d yugioh game with actual models and animations.

And Seiyaryu > all. Pretty, naked, and pink

>>285186831
ばか

>>285186882
DOSTEDT?

>>285186696
This was fun to watch since http://youtu.be/ewSnyuZfrlw?t=7m was just playing in the background.

>>285185507
Human face is literally the most pleb thing you can do when it comes to lizardfucking.

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>>285186880
you should watch chaotic, has a nice frequent appearance of lizard studs

and the good thing about them is they're neither evil or good, hell they lean more towards good even

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>tfw no qt lizard bf with a nice thick tail to cuddle

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They are cool in Blood Bowl

>>285187363
I've got a nice thick tail you could cuddle with~

>>285187428
Huh? You're not a human?

>>285187485
By tail I mean my dick.

The offer still stands.

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>>285186880
Looks familiar.

>>285187587
I dunno. I'd like to see it first.

>>285187363
Why live.
Also, why the fuck do I have attraction to thick tails when it's not even possible for humans to have one? Being gay would make sense, this doesn't.

>>285187720
I've been trying to figure it out for years, dude.

>>285187703
It's a shy dick. It only comes out if you come by and ask it real nice.

Aaaand furry shitposters ruined another thread.