>Get a super power here
>You are now the protagonist of the last video game you played
How fucked are you?
In VICE CITY!!!
I'll have a comfy time spreading my criminal empire
so...guy nekomata then?
Y'know, I feel like a shitty power would have been more interesting for Skyrim.
I guess now I have a chance?
Also I guess I'm the dragonborn, so if I can kill that first dragon, I get bonus superpowers?
Do I follow the game's rules in which things only advance when I take the time to do them? Because if that's the case, I'm just going to impregnate every woman in Skyrim.
Even the Orcs
I am Kirby in Neptunia's universe. I would be able to steal powers just like Arfoire without being completely retarded and keeping the people whose power I stole locked up inside me.
It would be fun.
Fuck the world
For I am the omnipotent.
>Ectoplasm/Spectral Energy Manipulation
>LoK: Soul Reaver
Um the same? I probably couldn't do as much platforming but I could probably hold the true form of the soul reaver or at least have some powers that would be totally viable in the world.
>Power to summon any gun, artillery, or firearm like weapon and use it with perfect skill and accuracy, creating its ammunition from nothing
I am the Bullet God. Dragonator? Who fucking needs it when I could just Exterminatus that shit?
I can hardly think of a more bullshit match. I'd say the game universe is straight fucked.
This is more fitting to an antagonist than a protag.
Also last vidya :
Wait...wasn't it the same with
> artificially enhanced physiology
> includes everything from wolverine to adam jenson to the ninja turtles
> one of the example pictures is this thing
I think it speaks for itself in MH4U
>tfw no anti-spiral hero that gets more powerful the stronger the net worth of the enemy carry gets
inb4 shit idea
neptunias do i get to become the little girl at least
>Organic Entity Creation
>ser is able to create beings of organic substances, including blood, bone, wood, etc., or shape existing substances into wanted shapes and purposes. They can grant the beings varying levels of independence (controlled, automatons/programmed, semi-independent) and existence (momentary to permanent) and delete the creature once they are done with them.
I can make my self WAIFUS!!!!?!
>EDF: Insect Armageddon
I'LL INVENT THE BUGCONTROLLENATOR!
>Aqua Empathy, the ability to understand the emotions of aquatic animals
>Monster Hunter 4U, the sequel that removed aquatic combat
> Users can absorb any material/phenomenon and replicate its properties within themselves. Said properties may then be encoded for later use and potential combinations.
This makes a very effective defense, as attacks received not only strengthen users instead of hurting them, but even add to their options. It is also very useful to break restrains, as users can merge through them or simply absorb their way to freedom.
Users may briefly fuse with objects and beings to memorize their properties/patterns without damaging them, or assimilate/drain them dry to empower their new abilities or build up their resources. Some users may even use it as a weapon, literally devouring their opponents alive along with their weapons, armors and powers.
They can also shape their body's form and properties to match the current situation, shapeshift various tools and weapons based on absorbed data, and even recombine assimilated properties into new and more powerful ones.
Advanced users may learn to reverse the process, transferring abilities and various properties to others, and even reconstructing absorbed beings and objects, though both applications directly tap in the user's reserves.
> Last game played is MH4U
Holy tits I could absorb Zinogre's essence and become some kind of Zinogre warrior...Or Rathalos...Or Rajang..
Or anything really.
This sounds fucking boss.
I'm not fucked in the slightest.
Fire bolt not so bad heh wish this was real life instead of video games.
Also last game i played was skyrim
Monster Hunter 4
>The ability to summon armies to over run an area. Technique of Army Manipulation, Subordination Manipulation and Summoning
Sounds like I'd end up with the average SMT
> Doubt manipulation.
> In Dark Souls.
Maybe I can save most of the guys in firelink shrine from their certain doom.
I could also try to outjew the serpents.
Well it'll make mounting easier I guess.
>Minecraft creative mode
>The user can combine using dimensions and portals with physical fighting to gain advantage enabling them to attack from every angle.
I am so overpowered.
>Power: Solar Healing
>Grants healing regen, solar energy generation
I am 0% fucked
because healing wont help me get shit
I don't even give a shit what the last game I played was, fuck everything.
probably got some sweet aoe attacks
Jesus christ that is a terrible power.
>Constantly heal in sunlight
>Extend to infinite stamina and instantaneous body strengthening while working out in sunlight
>Not becoming svelte as fuck in a month or so
>Bitches all on your dick.
Son, you gotta work on your power use. Give me a call if you get superpowers because you're gonna need help.
>Kiss of Death, You kill someone by kissing them
OH NOOOOOOOO MY WAIFU
I can create guns out of any object including my hands. An unlimited type to an unlimited amount.
Explore DC as a walking arsenal of Missile Launchers, Miniguns, Flamers and Plasma Rifles
> Only specced as a melee speech build so every shot will fucking miss
I want to make a joke, but I can't think of anything better.
Dragon race confirmed for WoW.
>Persona 3 FES
Ahaha shadows ain't got shit on me.
>Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
I guess I can make monsters believe i'm just some tree or something
Or manipulate G-rank pro hunters to carry me through the game
I don't think this helps me in anyway, I can change from a human fighting monsters to a slightly different human fighting monsters!
The user has control over fiction that to deny aspects of reality, to make anything "nothing" or vice versa. Because of this power the user can undo anything that has been damaged and thus making them have no qualms about being destructive. If the user removes something it has become "fiction" until the user reverse it.
Holy fucking shit, that sounds cool.
Well, WOOPITY FUCKING DO!
>dispose of pagan
>make them worship me as a god.
>all in under 2 days.
>User is able to see into short-term future, if usually only seconds or minutes worth. While useless for long predictions, it does give several practical advantages and is certainly better than nothing at all.
So I'm basically Shulk but with less foreshadowing? I assume being the protag lets me use protag equipment.
>The user is immune to all forms of conventional physical damage, unable to feel physical pain, is immune to bleeding or loss of limb. Death due to old age (as opposed to preemptive death) is seemingly the only cause of death to the user.
So...just like one of the Valkyur then? FINALLY I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR MISSION 7 SYLVARIA YOU FUCKING BITCH
>Can attack while spinning
>Last game was Dragon Ball Xenoverse
Guess I'll be Crash Bandicoot with energy beams now.
I feel like I'm the only one that likes Push, everyone else seems to hate it.
>Darkman's disguise mastery
well, I'd probably be fucked regardless of what super power I had, but I guess I could just pretend to be the announcer at the world tournament
Well, I was playing Autismcraft. Zombies and skeletons are a no-go, but I should be able to control Endermen, Creepers and Spiders, plus villagers/witches/etc.
Would die very quickly though, since I don't think that I can make a furnace by smashing eight lumps of rock together...Or even get that rock.
It's because you like the powers and choreography and have trouble differentiating that from the narrative.
A lot of people are black and white on that, I am one. I didn't like the story, thus the movie was bad.
I can see why you'd enjoy it though.
Quick. You can random three time to have 3 different powers but you have to fight this guy team up with Kratos. How fuck are you?
I'm keeping my first one
Last but not least
I find this funnier than it should be.
Well yeah, but why would I want to do that? I know how horrible it feels and I never really hated anyone that much to inflict that on them. There's too much of that shit going around as is. Willfully adding to it would be horrible. I really can't see a single upside to having a power like that. It's a shit power that just makes you and others feel like shit. It's all shit.
Time to be a real ghost who manipulates all the shit he wants in any way he wants, it seems.
What the actual fuck.. Use it on someone you hate, use it on anyone infront of you in a line, use it on some rich faggot, use it on beaver etc.
Sif any of these other people would use powers for good.
In related news, harden.
Those first two fucked me over pretty badly, but the third one could really fuck those two up.
I'm probably fucked
last game I played was monster Hunter.
>The power to distort time in any form. A combination of Time and Distortion Manipulations, and sub-power of Space-Time Distortion
Last game played: Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires
Fucked level: Not fucked at all, actually. Anytime some gookachink wants to take a swing at me I just fuck with time/space.
>Big Boss from GZ
KAZ, IM TAKING IT ALL BACK, IM GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK WHAT WAS OURS
Kaz: lol water u doing? xDDDD
>Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
>Giant Weapon Proficiency
Oh baby. I'm not fucked at all. What a goddamned godsend.
Doesn't even matter what game. Everyone's gonna die.
Naw man, see I just don't give a fuck. All those people in examples you mentioned? They all get to feel lonely and unwanted from time to time. Everyone does. Hell, maybe they feel even worse than that and just try to fill the void with some shit. Just look at Robin Williams. Guy that dedicated his life to making others laugh felt so shit that he just offed himself.
My point is that you don't need superpowers to make others feel like shit. That's why that power is utter shit. It's useless. Destruction and decay happens naturally. Also, just because other people do something doesn't mean you should too. Stepping away from the herd mentality and reevaluating your decisions can be nothing but good.
In related news, you'd probably make a much better villain than me. I went through a phase as a kid where I burned ants with a lighter and I got over it. Since you even considered making a beaver feel unwanted, I'd say you didn't.
I hope you eventually start feeling less salty in life, Anon. Good luck.
in threads like this everyone has an intersting thing and no one cares because they also do so its just a bunch of people marveling at themselves. like those scp threads on /b/ no gives a shit about eachother.this threads are full of people who cant get attention
>Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
I suppose I could use this to make people doubt that they can beat me and lessen the doubt from demons during negotiation.
I fucked all of you're waifu
>Kingdom Hearts 2.5
This is interesting.
What the flying fuck is this?
>trap the released hearts within yourself
>power grows with each one stored inside you
>by the end of the game you are the physical embodiment of Kingdom Hearts
You are Xehanorts's wet dream, son.
I will be god in PvP
>anon's power is constantly waning due to digesting the hearts
>has to constantly keep eating heartless to keep his power from bottoming back out
This is actually
a pretty good idea for a game mechanic.
Not actually in KH, but this would be interesting in some other game.
>Last game I played was MH$U
>I never have to farm again
>Plates, rubies, mantles
Yes, this is erect cock speaking.
So literally One Piece with cute powerpets
and fish. I think I'm good.
So, I can take the powers of people after they die. Perhaps the powers can take the form of something I can wear to gain those powers. Like maybe a mask or something...
"The power to Control everything that is within a Amusement Park. Variation of Urban Manipulation."
Wow.. What... Why.. Why is that even a fucking thing for that site.
Last game I played was Evolve, so I am a hunter against a huge monster.
I am completely fucked.