Screencap thread

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From a earlier MGS thread

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Obligatory

>>284892354
>every nintendo game every
>"nintentoddlers" instead of "nintenyearolds"
Other than that, Nintendo consoles are for weebs becuase Nintendo is run by Japs.

>>284892016
>failed to send
I don't use NSAbook. What does this mean?

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>>284893228

That's a classic already, anon.

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>>284893239
Dont use facebook but i think they blocked Doug

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/vp/ but still vidya

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>>284892246
>my grandma got halo for me last year
>she's always been a racist around the house

There's no fucking way.. is there?

>>284893239
the message was not sent.

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Does anyone have the one about the gay vidya meeting with frilly skirts and kilts for those who aren't gay?

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>>284895628
>check archive
>OP didn't deliver

>>284891005
was this from big shell /v/
of course it was, that thread was surprisingly great

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>>284892517
he returned

>>284897696
>You dodge his attack
>HE gets to use Haymaker

Back the fuck up. What kind of sorcerous bullshit is this? Haymaker can be used by plenty of classes/jobs, sure, but I'm pretty sure that YOU have to dodge an attack to use it. Your foe doesn't get a free Haymaker if you dodge their attack, that doesn't fucking make sense.

>>284891638
>Playing a game like this, knowing the consequences, and still being upset when it happens

Fucking retard.

>>284897029
i laughed

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:^)

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>>284898882
Christ.

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>>284897029

>>284898882
Holy shit my stomach hurts over here

God that was funny as fuck

>>284894827
i haven't kekd this hard in a while. thanks man

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>>284894509
I've been there. I always have to double and triple check every post to make sure they don't look like that.

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A classic.

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:^)

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>>284890828
I've seen a definite increase in Skyword Sword apologists recently. It never fails.

anyone have a cap of the "you have 200 days" thread from /b/?

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>>284900117
>this was on Normal
>there are still Hard and Very Hard

Does anyone have the john thomas titfucked by two dicks one?

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>>284898163
HOLY SHIT

>>284891412
I never understood this fucking image

>>284901083
That was probably scripted.

>>284900383
that's not nice, anon

>>284901170
these are always my favorite. any more?

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>>284901083
>Quads

That gets me every time

>>284900024
fucking wiius mang

>>284896102
>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c in the office after hours at work while doing paperwork
>not even that loud
>someone asks me the same fucking thing
They're not even that fucking high pitched, fuck.

>>284900147
>console war shit
super funny
nintendork
sonypony ahahahah

>>284900942
/v/ bingo. Requirement was to break games. Two guys break games at same time, meaning later guy broke games for nothing.

>>284899016
I don't get it. Is there anything odd about that machine or anything?

>>284900942
The ten broken games was already delivered. So he basically broke his games for nothing.

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:)

>>284901654
>>284901764

And so was the first guy.

>>284901946
already posted, asshole
captcha: NOPET

bumping for interest

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>>284901083
>suddenly, quads combo breaker

o boi am i laffin

>>284901440
Want some cream, anon? You sound rather analpained.

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>>284894113

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>>284900383
why

>>284895628
That thread was 3 fucking years ago?

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this week

>>284903331
there is more to this.

>>284903041
That post at the bottom gets me every time.

>>284903041
>bashing Nintendo
Better put a trigger warning on that shit nowadays

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>>284903515

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>>284901221
>a sealed copy of diablo 3 in mint condition

>>284902141
Am I missing something here or is this just a case of /v/ getting BTFO?

>>284903497
that's wrong though
you meet at a mutual friend's party, you notice each other and start conversing, if you still like each other then you either fuck or become friends at first then go on to dating then fuck

>>284896424
White people trying to sound black is literally the most embarrassing thing.

>>284903662
thank you. that was the best part.

>>284903774
thanks for the info, dr. drew.

>>284895628
That screencap never fails to make me laugh.

>>284903770
Her face is pretty bad but she's not fat.
Chubby's the proper term.
Though fat now means 200+ on females.

>>284902596
>o boi am i laffin
>First time seeing that thread

Please kill yourself.

>>284903041
>all that trash talk
I want to be mad but that shit is sick

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>>284903901
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)

>>284901004
looks like i'm an lesser colossal

>>284900245
My theory is that it's not even the Zelda cycle, but just the way /v/ is. Any new game that comes out, whether it's good or bad, will be met with insidious amounts of backlash if it's notable at all. The backlash is a combination of people who genuinely hate the game, retards jumping on the hate bandwagon, and idiots who are only there to troll.

Once they all get bored, the people who genuinely like the games come out of the woodwork.

>>284902141
She's not fat at all. I'd fuck the shit out of her.

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>>284903662

>>284903002
>guy making fun of mentally ill gets BTFO

nice

>>284903770
he got a tattoo of kingdom hearts shit, that alone is stupid enough
its has connections to his girlfriend, who he met on a kingdom hearts forum. who he has never met in real life

>>284904350
My brother!

>>284904178
>I want to be mad
because your a fanboy?

idort laughing at all sides all day erry day

>>284904394
can someone link me to the original?

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>>284904391
She's okay.

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exif to the rescue

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This was a magical thread.

>>284893549
I get where this guy was coming from, sometimes I leave my cum in my little Foreskin Goblet after I finish, and it loses viscosity after a few minutes, eventually breaking itself down from the thick white goop into an extremely runny clear liquid

>>284903774
>>284903847
where is the frogposter REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>284904714

>>284904171
too far

Don't remember if it's a screencap, but somebody have the "lets frag this charlie?

>>284904756
not even the same gun, the holes in the trigger is wrong

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>>284902618
Fuck you man I already know

>>284904847
Yeah, she should have stopped after the 3rd guy at most.

>>284904578
>11/22/15
>Britbong fucked up his own dating system
This is why you don't add captions to screencaps.

Anyway is the video up on YouTube or do I have to download it from the URL in the image? I need to see this.

>>284904578
>11/22/2015
Hello time traveler, how goes the future?

>>284904756
Doesn't even look like the same gun at all.

>>284904489
Well you know when you see two retards calling eachother retard and it's just incredibly dumb to watch, and all you want to do is grab their heads and slam them into eachother and magically make them realize they're both retarded?

It's kind of like that, fanboys are terrible either way, so the pot calling the kettle black is just dumb.

>>284905041
quads
not really

>>284905041
Nintendo does get an excuse. They've kind of invented modern video games and gave the world every single recognizable mascot that goes with a classic, well loved 9/10 or 10/10 game.
Not even a weeb, Japs just have the monopoly on decent games and Nintendo was ahead of them all for years. Sony's catching up.

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>>284892016
>How's that going to work when only one of us has a console

God damnit i'm in tears

>>284904469
i want this to be real
I want all these to be real

>>284904541
poor little kid looks like a bro too

>>284905096
>Because nobody on /k/ would ever dream of modifying

Jesus...

>>284902141
She actually isn't fat. /v/ just loves to give shit to anybody who happens to be in a relationship. She's average-ish. Average body, slightly less than average face.

The amount of posts that tell me to enjoy my divorce whenever I mention that I'm married are honestly laughable.

>>284904527
she's got a moon-face going on. She's not a whale, but she'd be a lot better looking if she lost weight, because her face would look a lot better.

>>284905839
I don't think you know what average body means, and I'm not even talking about subjective taste because I'm letting that slide

>>284904578
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
Completely ruins any screencap because it just comes across as 'I was part of this epic moment!'
Reload the fucking browser if you're that desperate to share your /v/ wit with the world

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>>284905839
>>284905952

>>284899908
Fuck, that's great

>>284900536
Truly a gateway to madness. I don't think I've ever read through the whole thing. I always make it about 2/3 through and just have to close it.

>>284906074
I'm scared. And aroused.

>>284906065
>v

That's mlp

>>284890950
pretty good.

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>>284906319
I can't help but feel that /k/ has a lot of time to make shit up.
Shouldn't they be out playing with weapons instead of exercising their creative writing?

Every single time, the person with the gun or whatever was calm and collected and did nothing wrong but show off their gun in public and everybody else around loses their minds and acts like a strawman.

>>284905839
>average body
Anon.

>>284891412
When was the last /v/ingo? jesus, come on /v/.

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So...this was wierd

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Anybody got "Through dick, unity"?

>>284890950
I actually liked that joke. It was a good one.

>>284906027
To be fair, that's actually pretty average in the US.

That doesn't mean attractive or healthy.

>>284906805
We had one earlier this week. There were plans to make another one but some Anon suggested to save ti for weekend /v/ cause it'd be dead.
I guess /v/ingo maker took that advice.

>>284906925
I want to think this averageness varies by state, and I'm sure it does

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>>284906938
Thanks anon

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>>284906905
I

>>284907010
Goddammit Japan

Every time, you kill me.

>>284904350
>>284904467
You both have over a six foot long cock?

Seems like a hassle.

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>>284907062
for what?

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>>284907175
I was >>284906905

>>284904527
Yeah, people were overreacting. She's definitely not a 10/10 (maybe a 7/10 on the IGN scale if they're feeling generous) but if she's not fucking insane AND she likes vidya, good enough.

>>284907125
>the guy saying huge power and pure power are different wasn't even close to being right

>>284906146
nope, losing weight didn't help

>>284892517
>>284897679
Did anyone make a "pedo-tile" joke?

>>284899016
I laughed

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>>284907326

>>284907407
>high school
>recess
wat

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A classic.

>>284906678
Shouldn't we be playing videogames instead of reading about people on /k/?

>>284897679
I wish there was a better quality of this one

>>284905839

Why the fuck do you even care what /v/ thinks in the first place?

If you're happy, fuck it, whatever.

But seriously, fuck marriage.

>>284907720
Video games are a shitty hobby. Nobody actually likes them.

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>>284907649
J-jesus

>>284892517

Tileanon please come back

>>284907407
>friend 1 friend 2 friend 3
So much better than those stupid fucking stories where they can't stop calling everybody they know "bro" or "adjectivebro", it really rustles my jimmies. Since when has /v/ thought it was okay to talk like a fratboy who only likes Halo?

>>284907062
I miss when /b/ had fun mods that banned for irrelevant shit like that and weren't just constantly hunting for cp and other shit to delete.

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>>284907406
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I SHIT YOUR PANTS!

kek

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Reaction to this one is pretty divided. Either it's hilarious (which it is) or it's awful (and you should stop being a white knighting faggot, she's not going to fuck you)

>>284904867
>>284905096
It is.

The trigger is just different.

>>284900245
>liking a game makes you an apologist
This is almost as bad as every sequel on the planet being "soulless". By being a sequel of course it's going to take from the first game.

>>284907818
I don't bring it up terribly often. It's usually when its something like a persona thread, where someone will be like, "Yeah, now go try this on a real girl!"

I'll say something like, "My wife fucked me for hours when I built her a garden out of cinder blocks while she was out raising her nieces and nephews."

>>284908091
Its fake so who cares either way

>>284908091
> and you should stop being a white knighting faggot, she's not going to fuck you

> show sympathy to an anime or a human male
> "I'm glad you're not some edgy teenager anon"

> show sympathy to a female human
> "fuck off back to leddit white night beta cuck"

I want /b/ to leave

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>>284908091
My reaction is that it's awful, knowing full well that I'm not going to fuck her (I wouldn't even if I could).

Also, I think these belong to you.

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>>284908091
But anon
plz don't bully the KS girls

>>284907649
Jesus Christ man, what the fuck was that

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>>284908091
>or it's awful (and you should stop being a white knighting faggot, she's not going to fuck you)
I really should save edge pictures, take this in the meanwhile.

>>284908091
>picking on disabled people

I wouldn't mind you being an edgelord but then you had to be a casual on top of that.

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>>284908091
>being empathetic towards women is pointless if they don't fuck you

>>284908091
Please go back to /b/.

>>284908375
This guy is fucking golden .

why isn't viper my dad

>>284906898
So what was in the video?

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>>284908313
Anon claims his this is how he lost his virginity, a few days old actually.

>>284906678
You know the Aristocrats! joke and how everyone tries to top each other and it's all very tacky and tasteless but never goes out of style?

That's kind of what these stories are like for us on /k/.

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>>284908414
I think Viper has ascended reality

Is his music on par with the Based God himself?

>>284908375
Stop it. You're pretending to care, you don't actually care. She's not going to pop out of the computer, flop on the floor and suck your dick.

>>284908414
>>284908543
dis nigga still making albums?

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>>284908553

>>284908091

Anon you've been here too long, horrible behavior is horrible behavior, regardless if it's against a women or not.

White knights are exactly what you think they are, men defending women undeseverdely because they think they have a 0.0001 percent chance of getting noticed by them, but that doesn't mean anyone who goes out of their way to stick up for a women is a white knight. If the gender roles were switched I would say the same thing.

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>>284908091
Fake or not, that was some S-tier faggotry.

>>284908543
Who? Is he one of those hip hop rappers?

>>284894827
If a thread like this were made today it'd be bombarded with LE PERSONAL ARMY :DDD

>>284908767
Before anyone feels bad for this guy, remember he isn't going to crawl out of the monitor and suck your dick lmao

>>284904390
Well yeah, you see plenty of Halo and CoD fans these days discussing which games had better campaigns and shit

>>284908518
That's too sweet for my poor heart, anon.

>>284904390
Yeah, except Skyward Sword is actually bad.

>>284908448
It was through that post that I discovered the magic of loli urethral.

>>284908518
Shame he got ran out of /a/ along with r/a/dio threads.

>>284900536
I've been waiting all thread for this, thank you

>>284908518
I love that story so much.

>>284909136
lel.
I always post on /lit/ and I'm not proud of this. After all, we are all a bunch of retards who post on 4chan.

>>284901919
That kid's 15 this year

>>284909280
That's actually a story from Penthouse or something. It was posted back in like 2007 in a shit ton of you laugh you lose threads..

>>284909136
Holy shit this is hilarious.

I used to think that girls relied on guys when they got their periods, that they'd stick their penis up the girls vagina when she bled and it went into his piss hole. I don't know why I thought this, but it's still a good idea.

>>284908767
CAPTAIN PRONIN SUPERSTAR

>>284909136
/lit/ never seemed much fun to me
but
>she uses curse words like bullsh*t
>she's engaged
Sympathy lost. She's a slut.