That's a classic already, anon.
Dont use facebook but i think they blocked Doug
>my grandma got halo for me last year
>she's always been a racist around the house
There's no fucking way.. is there?
Does anyone have the one about the gay vidya meeting with frilly skirts and kilts for those who aren't gay?
>You dodge his attack
>HE gets to use Haymaker
Back the fuck up. What kind of sorcerous bullshit is this? Haymaker can be used by plenty of classes/jobs, sure, but I'm pretty sure that YOU have to dodge an attack to use it. Your foe doesn't get a free Haymaker if you dodge their attack, that doesn't fucking make sense.
I've been there. I always have to double and triple check every post to make sure they don't look like that.
I've seen a definite increase in Skyword Sword apologists recently. It never fails.
>this was on Normal
>there are still Hard and Very Hard
>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c in the office after hours at work while doing paperwork
>not even that loud
>someone asks me the same fucking thing
They're not even that fucking high pitched, fuck.
>suddenly, quads combo breaker
o boi am i laffin
>a sealed copy of diablo 3 in mint condition
that's wrong though
you meet at a mutual friend's party, you notice each other and start conversing, if you still like each other then you either fuck or become friends at first then go on to dating then fuck
My theory is that it's not even the Zelda cycle, but just the way /v/ is. Any new game that comes out, whether it's good or bad, will be met with insidious amounts of backlash if it's notable at all. The backlash is a combination of people who genuinely hate the game, retards jumping on the hate bandwagon, and idiots who are only there to troll.
Once they all get bored, the people who genuinely like the games come out of the woodwork.
he got a tattoo of kingdom hearts shit, that alone is stupid enough
its has connections to his girlfriend, who he met on a kingdom hearts forum. who he has never met in real life
I get where this guy was coming from, sometimes I leave my cum in my little Foreskin Goblet after I finish, and it loses viscosity after a few minutes, eventually breaking itself down from the thick white goop into an extremely runny clear liquid
Fuck you man I already know
>Britbong fucked up his own dating system
This is why you don't add captions to screencaps.
Anyway is the video up on YouTube or do I have to download it from the URL in the image? I need to see this.
Well you know when you see two retards calling eachother retard and it's just incredibly dumb to watch, and all you want to do is grab their heads and slam them into eachother and magically make them realize they're both retarded?
It's kind of like that, fanboys are terrible either way, so the pot calling the kettle black is just dumb.
Nintendo does get an excuse. They've kind of invented modern video games and gave the world every single recognizable mascot that goes with a classic, well loved 9/10 or 10/10 game.
Not even a weeb, Japs just have the monopoly on decent games and Nintendo was ahead of them all for years. Sony's catching up.
>How's that going to work when only one of us has a console
God damnit i'm in tears
She actually isn't fat. /v/ just loves to give shit to anybody who happens to be in a relationship. She's average-ish. Average body, slightly less than average face.
The amount of posts that tell me to enjoy my divorce whenever I mention that I'm married are honestly laughable.
Completely ruins any screencap because it just comes across as 'I was part of this epic moment!'
Reload the fucking browser if you're that desperate to share your /v/ wit with the world
I can't help but feel that /k/ has a lot of time to make shit up.
Shouldn't they be out playing with weapons instead of exercising their creative writing?
Every single time, the person with the gun or whatever was calm and collected and did nothing wrong but show off their gun in public and everybody else around loses their minds and acts like a strawman.
We had one earlier this week. There were plans to make another one but some Anon suggested to save ti for weekend /v/ cause it'd be dead.
I guess /v/ingo maker took that advice.
Yeah, people were overreacting. She's definitely not a 10/10 (maybe a 7/10 on the IGN scale if they're feeling generous) but if she's not fucking insane AND she likes vidya, good enough.
>friend 1 friend 2 friend 3
So much better than those stupid fucking stories where they can't stop calling everybody they know "bro" or "adjectivebro", it really rustles my jimmies. Since when has /v/ thought it was okay to talk like a fratboy who only likes Halo?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I SHIT YOUR PANTS!
Reaction to this one is pretty divided. Either it's hilarious (which it is) or it's awful (and you should stop being a white knighting faggot, she's not going to fuck you)
I don't bring it up terribly often. It's usually when its something like a persona thread, where someone will be like, "Yeah, now go try this on a real girl!"
I'll say something like, "My wife fucked me for hours when I built her a garden out of cinder blocks while she was out raising her nieces and nephews."
> and you should stop being a white knighting faggot, she's not going to fuck you
> show sympathy to an anime or a human male
> "I'm glad you're not some edgy teenager anon"
> show sympathy to a female human
> "fuck off back to leddit white night beta cuck"
I want /b/ to leave
My reaction is that it's awful, knowing full well that I'm not going to fuck her (I wouldn't even if I could).
Also, I think these belong to you.
plz don't bully the KS girls
>or it's awful (and you should stop being a white knighting faggot, she's not going to fuck you)
I really should save edge pictures, take this in the meanwhile.
>being empathetic towards women is pointless if they don't fuck you
You know the Aristocrats! joke and how everyone tries to top each other and it's all very tacky and tasteless but never goes out of style?
That's kind of what these stories are like for us on /k/.
I think Viper has ascended reality
Is his music on par with the Based God himself?
Anon you've been here too long, horrible behavior is horrible behavior, regardless if it's against a women or not.
White knights are exactly what you think they are, men defending women undeseverdely because they think they have a 0.0001 percent chance of getting noticed by them, but that doesn't mean anyone who goes out of their way to stick up for a women is a white knight. If the gender roles were switched I would say the same thing.
Fake or not, that was some S-tier faggotry.
I used to think that girls relied on guys when they got their periods, that they'd stick their penis up the girls vagina when she bled and it went into his piss hole. I don't know why I thought this, but it's still a good idea.
>in 3 years people will be able to unironically say "I got Pearl when i was 6" and not be breaking a rule
Them jihadi's are some tough mother fuckers
It's been so long since I've seen this, I'm crying. "straws" under his likes was the funniest thing to me, how the fuck
>expect some laughs
>expect some adventures
>expect maybe a few shallow feels
>instead start paying attention to the dates of each cap
>reminded of how much things have changed
>suddenly feel like doing nothing for the rest of the night
I'm not even bitching about everything going downhill or arguing that it's good change or bad change right now. It's just plain ol' change.
>you will never again see people unironically use smileys on 4chan without causing a shitstorm
I don't mind /v/, even today. That said, recently someone tried to convince /v/ to side with Anita, and let her be our spokesperson.
If that were ever to happen, I would leave this board forever.
This story feels really fuckin' nice, anon.
27 days, Anonymous.
Shame too because Dendy Chronicles is a pretty good series about something about a side of retro gaming that many people on this side of the internet aren't very familiar with, and it's kind of a taboo topic for /vr/ now solely because of that thread.
Its also the reason you can't delete posts after a certain length of time has passed anymore.