Next you'll tell me they don't feel like bags of sand either.
berry, bud, cell, conceit, concept, conception, core, corn, ear, egg, embryo, germ, grain, image, impression, inkling, kernel, notion, nucleus, nut, ovule, ovum, particle, rudiment, semen, spark, sperm, spore, start, suspicion
Satan, archfiend, beast, brute, fiend, goblin, hellion, imp, incubus, little devil, malignant spirit, monster, rascal, rogue, succubus, vampire, villain
>you married a fat smelly whore with fat titties
>you also probably have a tiny dick because you settled for that
nothing to be bragging about broheim. i could go bang some skanky bar whore with fat titties too, but the difference is i won't brag about it and i definitely won't put a ring on it you beta fucking loser.
>asking modders to be conservative
>tfw Mega Milk was fucking terrible
I'm still mad. Even more mad than "These chips are fucking good"
Fuck off back to your landwhale, you chubby chaser bastard.
If she has a G cup she's either the most perfectly crafted God-gifted hour glassed figured, once in a blue moon woman that inexplicably has huge tits but a small waistline.....or she's fat.
I'm gonna go with the latter
I swear, /v/ has the worst fucking taste in cartoon women.
All these sluts in that shitty DOA game and you insecure faggots drool over Marie Rose and this annoying little shit.
I mean damn, just look at that fucking face. Look at that fucking stance. Listen to that fucking voice. Don't you want to beat the shit out of her?
I'm not going to get the game regardless. Tecmo has proven they're a bunch of kikes. It takes 10 minutes to scroll through the add on section on the PSN now thanks to all the costume DLC for this stupid fucking game. The sheer amount of it is staggering. Plus, the fact that the online isn't coming until 3 months after the PC version releases is just horse shit.
>ACTUALLY REFERENCING PORN IN YOUR GAME
>"We won't bring another DOA to PC if modders aren't 'moral' when it comes to our game."
>BUT THEY PUT PORN REFERENCES
>My wife is a G cup. She's overweight, but I like playing with her belly too, so I'm okay with that.
You really like talking about your fat wife's big tits, huh?
>Yeah, I know. Something about depending on how bad it gets, they might think twice about future PC releases.
are they literally retarded?
how dense do you have to be to not see that shit is driving sales
fuck, I dont know how much Skyrim sold because of that shit but I bet it's a lot
>can't unlock OMG breast motion in Core Fighters unless you buy at least four characters, even with the two they let you use free for a short time
TAKE ME AWAY
I HAVE SEEN THE SKY
Damn it's been 7 years
>Brag about your wife
>Samefags with e-celeb so you now have a "legitimate" excuse
>Posts once again applying said e-celeb
>I bragged on 4chan about muh waifu knowing that there would be shitstorm, but i can't post her pics for the same reason
10/10. You got fish for the whole week.
Women are prone to body image issues even if there is nothing wrong.
Flat girls get jelly and want attention by top tier men so they get implants.
Stacked girls get mad because they attract the attention of everyone, including men they don't like and get a reduction. Generally they complain about back pain to get it attached to insurance but in reality it's all about the grass is green syndrome.
This is of course, why your perfect not fat cow tits girl is rarer than it already is, because women.
>Generally they complain about back pain to get it attached to insurance but in reality it's all about the grass is green syndrome.
If they've got like J or cups or some ridiculous number like that that is sometimes legitimately the reason dude. Imagine having gigantic bags of fat strapped to your chest that don't stop growing. Depending on the age when that starts that can fuck you up. Some girls can have DD cups when they're just 12.
There are plenty of reasons to get implants but I've never once heard a girl say that she'd look prettier with smaller boobs.
>Imagine having gigantic bags of fat strapped to you chest that don't stop growing
I can't imagine that as a negative because that thought is giving me the hardest erection.
But women have done it for less.
I like big tits or really small tits
Heres my personal list of cup sizes rank
E > D > C > A >higher than E >>>>> B
B is like the green jellybean, you'll eat it if its all thats left but you would prefer a red or blue one
>there are people who don't like big cow tits
Tfw babymetal refuses to come to Seattle