>playing the vidya with girls
how do you guys do it? i've literally spent thousands of hours playing online games, but i've never come across a single girl, let alone a girl who would identify as one and chat/add/talk to me
your not playing enough MMOs. I joined a guild for a relatively dead F2P MMO I'm playing and I was surprised to learn almost half of the people in our 30-40 man guild who were active on Teamspeak were girls.
Archeage. But they also really like Tera and FF14. Girls seem to like koreacrap MMOs where you can buy p2w outfits to dress up your character. I'm sure WoW has a massive population of gamer grrrrrls still.
Playing games with girls IRL is insufferable.
They don't learn. They don't listen to your advice. They just keep doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over. "Press up and A...press up and A...press up and A....no, you have to press up and A...remember that one time you had to press up and A? Do it again...yes, here too. Yes. That's still how you climb ledges"
>met a girl indirectly through /v/ almost a year ago
>confesses her love to me a couple weeks ago
>now calls us boyfriend and girlfriend
I don't know how to feel about this.
Yeah, I agree. My wife got into gaming via Gears of War (go figure. She actually started with judgement, then we played the holy campaign and she even cried when Dom died. fuck your spoilers btw.), and still its a hassle to get her to play games beyond that one. she loves red dead redemption, though our disc broke and she wants another, and she plays on our minecraft server often enough. but christ, GOD FORBID I ask her to help on the server or take a crack at a level I cant beat or even play anything single player, because she turns into a fucking whiny bitch about how she doesn't know how.
I see a lot while playing MMOs. Some of them are whores for items/gold, but usually a lot of them aren't. My guild's leader and officers are women too. Shame they all suck, or I'd try to get them into my groups. Someone's gotta heal.
>be cool and blase over voice chat
>girl laughs at my jokes
>adds me after game
>get nervous and awkward as fuck
>she removes me later
w-women, am i right fellas?
>meet girl from /v/ in a steam group for a shitty game
>talk everyday and play all sorts of games together
>watch anime together
>become really close friends
>make stupid decision to fall in love
>she lives on the other side of the world
>she doesnt love me back
>suffer everyday because i dont understand why she doesnt feel anything for me considering how close we are
thanks for reading my blog
>play CSGO with anime avatar
>people add me
>automatically assume I'm a girl
they probably all avoid you since you have anime saved to your hard drive
I met a little Japanese girl on the island in Animal Crossing once.
she didn't understand english at all and kept getting close to my character and saying chuu~It was really cute.
This healer dude told me he was gay in Teamspeak and I got the biggest boner for some reason. Swear I'm not gay.
nice try anon but you aren't me :^)
Luck I guess? I've come across quite a few and they normally fall into one of three categories. They're either boring/annoying as shit, so far up their own ass that they won't talk to you, or will remove you if you don't gift them games.
The only girls I've known online are:
-ugly legbeards into yaoi shit
-SJWs foaming at the mouth
It's not worth it. Instead find a nice, normal girl who only plays browser puzzle games if any at all.
Same here with psn and steam. Except
they always fucking fall in love with me. I don't have the heart to tell them the truth, because they might commit sudoku
How long are you going to take the lie, anon?
>guy thinks i'm a girl in league
>consider exploiting him for free skins
>never have the heart to do it
luckily the game went to shit a long time ago so i stopped playing. i probably would have done it eventually.
>2 girls actively on vent
>both are hit on by 80% of the vent
>Become closer friends w/ them through acting normal and not making desperate attempts to flirt
it's really quite easy, you just can't have the average neckbeard mindset. If you honestly pickup the collective attitude on towards women on /v/, you're obviously going to be invisible to them and vice versa
>girl comes over and visits
>she totally gets it
>she actually shows some talent and kills people
>she can swing, but can't block so I try to give advice
>she could be 5v1'ing if she hit the right click once
>Pretend to be a girl in an mmo
>Guy falls in love with me
>Accidentally fall in love with him and now I want him to fuck my boypussy
>be a cute girl
>invite all of my male friends to play smash U
>they all start getting closer and closer to me
>start rubbing my back and thighs
>they place their hands inside my panties and rub my clit
>5 minutes later I am getting gang raped and impregnated with their thick semen
Every time. Fuck you Nintendo. This didnt happened with Melee.
>acting normal and not making desperate attempts
This is how you attract them. If you act like some "thirsty ass nigga" they won't be interested in you at all. They don't want a pushover.
I love it when I run into "gamer grills" in real life or online, because they get super defensive when you drill them with questions about games they've supposedly played.
Surely this is why i have no gf
>mfw girl I'm talking to said she wants me to take my Vita and P4G to her house next time I go over.
Is this good or bad?
I have a bad feeling I'm already friend zoned. She wants to me to go to a scary movie with her and also go to the fair.
>suffer everyday because i dont understand why she doesnt feel anything for me considering how close we are
oh man, this is fucking rich. This is a prime example of why most of you fail at interacting w/ women.
>le ebin /v/ is one person.
That said I knew this swedish girl that I played WoW with all the time.
I was 14 then and she was 16.
Lost contact after I quit and actually made friends irl.
But I'm not, its just an avatar. For example, one of my sf4 buddies thinks I'm a grill because I have a
noireavatar. And I generally play abel and poison
Literally raping your opponent is a valid strategy, git gud.
HIDE WOMAN CREATURE THREADS
REPORT WOMAN CREATURE POSTS
IGNORE WOMAN CREATURE POSTERS
>play ragnarok online
>1/3 of the population is grills and 90% of them are just normal and nice girls
>my guild leader is a girl and she's really fucking good
I never had the intention of being out of the friendzone, both of them were kinda annoying (very nice people though and fun to drink w/ over vent during raids though)
Also I was more into dick at the time
You're everything wrong with white people. I'd rather have a big black buck impregnate her white pussy with his BIG BLACK COCK and having my LITTLE WHITE DICK touch her.
Shit that never hap-
>This didnt happened with Melee.
> turned my gf into a gamer
> all she played before was pokemon pretty much
> now loves rpgs, strategy, third person
> still cant stand fps though
Not sure what it is about girls/women and guns/FPS. Seems like girls just fucking hate FPS. Is it because they can't see the character and love to project themselves into the game world?
I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.
Women aren't real.
Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...
I want to think that but I have the absolute worst track record with girls.
She was telling me she wants to try out P4G since I said I was having a great time with it last night. She wants to Skype tonight too.
don't worry, we live 10 minutes apart
I was playing TF2 and a legit little girl was playing.
Was weird, but it was the first time a kid was completely polite and non-irritable at all in a game. Why are little girls so polite?
When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.
Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby, and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.
The end result of this is that the Woman-creature either reproduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the “father” at all. They are clones manufactured just like cheese puffs in the Women’s ship. These clones are genetically predisposed to seek out Women to be hosts for; this is why you find yourself sexually attracted to women even though our species is monosex. In addition to this genetic tempering, the Women use their political power (they are also in control of every government and company on earth; this should come as no surprise) they also make use of brainwashing teqniques.
They tell you from birth that the major indicator of success is a wife. You must get a wife, they say. You must lose your virginity, they say. This has proven as VERY effective, as some people even spiral into a deep depression when they cannot do what their Demon overlords tell them to do.
>ERP on WoW with cute, petite asain girl
>Sends me all kinds of pics from masturbation to her being out in public and trying on panites
>She poofs for like 6 months, can't talk to her in any manner
>Suddenly comes back, long apology note
>No longer interested
God I miss that shit so bad.
>one tried making a competitive team that ended up falling apart because none of them could get along
>the other ended up become a bisexual sjw who drinks like a fish and does ecstasy
The rest are fine but one of them gets really pissed and starts talking shit to people over the microphone.
Feminism is a recent development in the Woman-creature’s reign. It is a result of a paradigm shift in their ruling teqniques. It has been decided that they should adopt a much stricter, direct method of influence. They are pushing for greater promiscuity, doing everything they can to make sure that as much new Woman-creatures are produced as possible. They are obviously going to try to implement a New World Order soon…
We must do everything in our power to make sure that this horrible goal is not realized; we must stay away from Woman-creatures at all cost.
Do not let them near you, my human brethren. Do not trust the pheromones they spew; do not talk to them; do not let them know that you know.
Stay safe, my fellow humans.
>tfw i used to hang out with a rad grill
>we played loads of fightan games after school
>nowadays she barely recognizes me
>only thing she does is play league with her bf
i just wanna have friends who play videogames with me
Wearing an attack on titan necklace (with the wings of freedom symbol) at a bar where I was supposed to meet up with some highschool friends that ended up going to a different bar without texting me led to a half hour drunken discussion of anime with a girl who noticed the necklace, playing
lightning returnsfor 4 hours at her place while talking about other shit while I was desperately trying to hide my power level, and then having sex on a tiny ass bed that I fell off when sleeping that night.
It's a shame I was only visiting family in seattle because she was probably the most fun girl I've ever talked to.
still talk to her, but I'm in another state
Puberty destroys women. Little girls are literally perfect, it's only when they start producing whoremones and leaking their devil blood that they become evil monsters only fit for receiving man's seed.
I lack decisive evidence. I know he is a guy because a friend of mine knows him from IRC and he confessed that he was actually a guy when he was drunk one day. That happened a while ago though, so he can't provide me screenshots.
>both are hit on by 80% of the vent
How can you even tolerate a guild like that?
Shit like that makes me uncomfortable as hell. I just want to play video games with people, not listen to a bunch of nerds making fools out of themselves trying to impress some 3DPD cunt.
Yeah, I agree, night /v/ is when all the fags come out to play
>Disgusting White faggots wanting Black dick
>Disgusting faggots wanting to be girls
>Fucking disgusting faggots wanting to touch a 3D pig
>you will never have a butsy teasing gf
Why do women even exist? What kind of cruel god decided that men would be better off with weak, emotional, external wombs?
>join some guild in GW2
>always helping out anyone who asks
>apparently some girl joined and was asking for help
>surprisingly no one offers
>I tell them I'll help them out
>get kicked for harassing the girl
maybe if you exercise and eat right, stop smoking and clean yourself up you'd still have that boyish charm anon.
TFW going into teen gay chats looking for the older men to webcam w/ showing off my still youthful body. I've been able to pull of 17 at the age of 21
Shit happened to me as well, but with Terraria.
>jokingly ask for Skypes, it was a shit server and I wanted to get banned as quick as possible
>get one, and only one skype name before getting banned
>added her for shits n giggles
>my fucking face when I found out she was 10
I immediately took a long cold shower and unplugged my router
I purposely ignore them whenever they join a guild that I'm in and it drives them mad. Especially when I'm helping literally everyone in the guild but her.
Dating a girl from /v/. They're just online, playing games, like anyone who actually plays games.
Don't get close to people who don't live close to you, and don't act like a fucking faggot.
I mean, she still gets mad at me for acting like a /v/irgin, even though she loves me, because it's legitimately unattractive behavior.
That said, I still drop dank memes with her all the time.
>tfw 20 and still look about 13
makes adult living a pain sometimes, but its alright otherwise
if people dont first assume I'm not an adult they are often patronising anyway, especially men. Or treat me like I'm a bit stupid
which I wont entirely deny
Some people just aren't worth helping. We call those "women" here.
We have at least few girls in our guild in fact.
But the reason why there is no point in mentioning if you are a girl or not is that it usually it doesnt matter at all. You both enjoy video games and play, because you like it. Gender have nothing to do with it.
Unless, of course, you run into "gamer gurls" that looks for attention with all the "Im a girl AND I play video games", which indicates that they dont look for fun but for said attention and praise.
I wish I would know, how to find a girl that enjoy playing video games for fun IRL, really.
Don't let her borrow it, you beta fuck. Women never give shit back, you're pretty much giving away $40 and your dignity if you do that.