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>fighting your dad
>final boss walks in
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>>284503680
>masturbating to your dad
>anime girl walks in
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>>284503680
>dad walks out
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>fighting your dad
>Yer winning son?
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>dad needs helping defeating boss
>easy mode
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>>284504045
>dad watches
>you lose and he makes fun of you
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>press f to respect your dad
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>>284504198
Ha thats funny because I had that happen recently
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>>284504297
f
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Your dad is the final boss
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>>284503680
>watching mom and dad have sex
>sneeze
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>>284504297

F

hes a good man
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>playing on your dad
>your console comes in and unplugs it
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>playing dad
>dad gets really hard
>Max Payne comes in and helps you out
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>>284503770
>Anime girl starts mothering you
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>Playing walk in level
>Dad music comes on
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>>284504702
thought you said smothering at first. got me excited for a second
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>>284503680
Legend of the Dragoon?
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>>284504297
F.

My dads a rad brad.
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>>284504102
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>>284504534
>Playing on mom
>Computer tells you to uninstall your games because they're making the internet run slow
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>Playing dad
>It's an old dad you used to love
>But the franchise is stale and the dad is dead
>Trying to get all the gems
>Crash comes in and helps you
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>dad walks in
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>cum on sister's face
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>fapping to mom
>waifu comes in
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tfw dead dad for over 7 years
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>>284504297
f
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>>284505358
underrated post
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>>284506080
>tfw mom will now fuck you
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>playing mom
>videogames start using the vacuum
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>>284504045
Kill yourself.
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>>284506434
------------------why
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>>284504297
f

Wish I wasn't such a little shit in high school
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>>284506883
If it helps he was probably a shit to his own dad.
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>>284504297
F

He's pretty cool

We ride bikes and shit. It's fun.
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>tfw all this posts about cool dads
>tfw my dad beat my mum and blew all of his money on guitars
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>>284504297
I press F of Fuck You.
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>>284507378
you're not alone. my dad was shit too
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>>284504297
F

My dad was a hash dealer when he was younger.
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>>284504297
G
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>Walk in on anime girl fapping to you
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>>284504297
f
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>>284504297
f
tfw he still helps me out in career choices and overall being a good person despite him recently telling me about his PTSD
love you, dad.
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>>284505358
HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHHHEHEHHEEEEHEHHE.
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>>284507669
>>284507378


My dad was always great and still is, sucks for you guys.
Did you turn out all faggy because of your lack of a male role model?
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>>284504297
I can't press that button to respect him because i wasn't raised by him.
But I'll press F to respect my mom instead.
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>>284505358
Nice.
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>>284504297
F. My adoptive father is pretty cool.

Never met my real one though.
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>>284505358
fucking ;-;
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>>284504297
F

>tfw dads dead
Shit sucks.
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>>284507378

>tfw a table and a pizza could feed and support a family of four but my dad never could
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>>284505358

came in here to post this
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>>284505781
>dad watched me play most of this game
>still quotes some of the shit, mostly from Fatman
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>>284503680
FFX in a nutshell
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>>284504297
Q

I don't see my dad in two years and I finally get around to it

First thing he asks me is if I have a girlfriend and tries to give me dating advice, asks me if I've fucked her yet. Spent the whole night giving me dating advice.
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>>284508639
He's probably just worried that you won't carry on the family, man. Sure, he's being selfish and trying to live through you, but hey, at least his basest human intentions are right
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>>284504297
F

Dad's a good Dad. Coming here and seeing all the people whose fathers did a shit job always reminds me to reevaluate how good I had it
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>>284504297
F

Even though he was cheating on my mom since I was 10, I can't hate the guy
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>>284508285
Well if we are blogging now

Yes. I was pretty much raised by the TV and video games, so I developed an obnoxious personality just like my chink cartoon hero's. I cringe when I think about the fedoric shit I used to do. Now I just spend my days on 4chan wondering how I can right this ship. First step would probaly be leaving here
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>>284508763
He spends plenty of time "carrying on the family," believe me
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>>284504297
f
I love my dad so much.
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>>284508307
>>284508307
>raised by a whore without a man there.
You faggot.
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>>284504297
F
This meme's for you dad
And what do you know, this fucking happened after I failed the first captcha. Fuck yeah Dad you're spooking me out from beyond the grave man
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>>284504297
F
He's black and he didn't walk out, cool guy
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>>284504297
f

He's a fat alcoholic who might lose his leg. He also is a 60 year old 16 year old.

I love my dad anyway.
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>>284509571
from my understanding, that's a very North American black-man thing. Apparently in other parts of the world, especially Africa, men tend to be very involved with their family. It's the stupid "urban" negro of America ruining it for your race, Anon.
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>>284504297
F

You're pretty good old man.
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>>284504297
F
I wish we would play a fighting game together dad
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>>284504297
>My parents divorced when I was young
>My dad still stayed in the same city so he could continue to see me and watch me grow up.
>My dad was a bit of a drunk and he took full responsibility and still blames himself for all the problems
>Some of the problems weren't his fault
>He helped raise me the best he could

I love that old bastard.
F
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>>284506802
Lurk more, newfag
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>>284504297
Real human bean
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>>284504297
F
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>>284509895
Well, I'm mulatto but I totally agree with you
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>Walk in to parent's room
>Dad's shitposting on 4chan
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>>284504297
F

my dad is actually dead
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>>284510416
Your mother is a coal burning piece of shit and you are an abomination
Kill yourself
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>>284510679
Love you too, anon
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>>284510009
>mfw that image filename makes alot of sense considering Lori Alan voices Mrs.Puff as well as The Boss
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>>284509440
>>284510679
You need to stop trying
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>>284504297
f

I wasn't the son you wanted, but you loved me anyway.
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>>284504297
F
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>>284510930
I know that feeling all too well. All my dad loves is sports, and he worked hard and raised my sister and I by himself after my mom left. Now he just likes to smoke pot, play escape point and click games and watch sports when not at work. I have none of his interests but hey..I guess I turned out all right.
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>>284510930

>tfw my Dad has an insane amount of charm and charisma and I have none of it
>He still loves me anyway
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>>284510930
Goddamn anon it may not mean much but I know that feel.
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>all these anons with cool dads

lucky bastards. my dad walked out on us before I was born and I grew up alone with my mom, who worked to support us.

She was hardly around so all I could do was play vidya. Alone. Meanwhile he's still a womanizing prick and now he's trying to get back into my good graces because he's getting old.

Try as I might, I feel nothing towards him.
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>>284504297
F

Pulled me out of a ditch today holy fuck why is there ice in texas?
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>>284504297
F
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I never had a father in my life I'm in a cracker convention
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>>284504297
f

Thanks for instilling in me my sense of humor, teaching me to respect myself and be curious about the world, and showing me 90s FPS games.
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>>284504297
F
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>>284511704
>real father left when I was born because he was only 20 and wasn't mentally prepared
>mom kept and raised me until I was 4 then married another man
>he's been like a real father to me ever since
>I thank god for how blessed I am to have him
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>mom goes through whore phase in early 20s
>i get shat out at 23
>real dad walks out 2 years in, only seem him twice after that
>mom finds step dad
>works from 9-8 (used to be 9-6 but he was the only good employee out of dozens who got fired)
>never see him and when we do, he just watches sports and plays with the dogs
>only talk about weather if I happen to be in the same room as him, such as when doing chores or some shit

What was it like having a cool dad? I dont care now but I'm wondering what fun I missed out on
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>>284510930
>tfw my dad watches a ton of anime and my powerlevel will never be as high as his
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>>284504297
F
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>>284504297
F
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>new dad comes in the mail
>dragon dildo finds it
I need a new dad.
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>>284504297
f

plays rts with me online
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>cool bio-dads
Fuck.

>dad was a homosexual alcoholic deadbeat
>beat my mother every night seeing another guy all the while
>I have to deal with this from birth to age three

Not he's on the run from the IRS for not paying child support, the ungrateful fuck. Thanks for not helping me pay for my college loans, asshole.
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>>284510930
>>284511184

>tfw dad wanted a jock and got an "artist" instead

Found out that during high school he thought I was gay because I never talked about girls. But he still loves me for who I am.
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>>284512290
>real father left before I was even born because mom and dad were horny teens
>mom keeps me and gets married to a redneck asshole when I'm 3
>couple years later he spawns a brother with my mom
>years later, a sister
>we move out of state to avoid a massive hurricane
>years later, divorce
>mom moves back to homestate
>live with not-dad and half siblings
>I'm 19, bro is 16
>not-dad too lazy to bring my bro and I to the DMV
>graduated high school without a car or license
>family keeps telling me to get a job
>without a license
I just moved in with my mom three days ago. Left my only friends behind, and only told one of them that I was moving.
Hopefully my mother will have the decency to help me get my fucking life back on track.
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>>284504297
F
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>>284504297
F
>divorced from mom went I was two, but then had my sister 10 years later with my mom, outside of marriage
>Came to see baby me everyday regardless, eventually made his own company and invited my mom to be viceprez
>Painted since 6, got into architecture, got into political activism and had like 3 other major in between, still came to visit on Saturdays

Literally the only man whose word I trust blindly. Other kids wouldn't get how my dad and my mom didn't hate each other despite being divorcees
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>>284504297
F.
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>>284504712
>>Playing walk in level
>>Dad music comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYph7_70xl4
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>>284504362

Your dad sounds like a qt.
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>Mom and dad were on and off, but separated most of your life
>Dad got you into games, and was really into it himself, had great taste too
>Bi-polar depressive and had to take tons of meds daily
>Now in his mid/late 40s, thanks to work and the meds, his body is worn out so badly he can barely handle playing video games for longer than a half hour before he hads headaches
>Even when he does play his reaction time is so bad and he can barely tell whats going on

I remember watching him play DMC1, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, we beat Halo 1 together.
Now all we can do is talk awkwardly and watch movies.
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>your parents have never and will never be remotely interested in your hobbies
>your parents have never and will never play video games with you
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>>284514396
What the fuck am I even listening to
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>>284513101
My dad is pretty open minded and honest and has never said anything bad to me about it.
But I know it bothers him I don't talk about girls, or had a girlfriend since high school, and that I won't get married.
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>>284504297
F.
Rest in peace you fat drunk, I'll be there soon enough.

>>284510930
>was never into the same stuff he was into
>years after he died it hit me that I've come to enjoy the same things he did
>we would never get the chance to enjoy them together
Its bad not being the son he wanted, it is worse that you become the son he wanted after he is gone.
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>>284504297
Nah. My dads a cunt.

I understand he had a shitty ass childhood and can't understand how to raise a child but god damn you can do better. Pretty sure he has some sort of undiagnosed autism or something, as well.
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