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At least you're not Anthony Burch.

http://pastebin.com/BtvMgd6X
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#1 cucked amirite guys? :^)
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>>284463258
If the animators did their jobs properly you wouldn't need separate first person models for your hands

And that's as far as I got before getting bored
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Why the fuck is he typing like a teenage girl on tumblr, no wonder borderlands 2 is so shit with that fagaloid for a writer
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>Nope.

>Nope.

I see his writing is as good as ever.
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>>284463258
>reads the critiques
Well, now we know why he acts like non-casuals killed his baby. Man can't take criticism worth shit. Maybe if he wasn't such a jack ass, the critics wouldn't have devolved into flat out trolling.
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>>284463258
>splattering memes and fedora-tier Tumblr feminist crap everywhere
>"making video games"

Pick one
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>>284464032
Speaking from experience?
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>>284464267
>pick one
Those two are actually not mutually exclusive.
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>>284463258

I bet one of them is "IT'S HAAAAAARD ;("
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>>284464032
I'm not defending Antony Butthurt, but that's stupid.

For example, take TF2 and enable true 1st person in the console. Half the time your weapon or item is flying all over the place. You can no longer use your gun to gauge distance, and jumping at all causes your hands to flap around more than a severely autistic child.

It's just easier on the eyes and the devs to make them separate.
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Remember when /v/ was about video games instead of just gossip about e-celebrities and feminists on twitter?
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>>284464032
Hahaha, ur a fagit anon.
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>>284464672
>thread about insights provided buy a guy who was actually involved in developing games
>not vidya
Do tell what you consider to be "about video games".
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>>284464032
As an animator this is fucking stupid.
Fucking burch doesn't know shit.
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It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
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All I do is sit here jerking
fuck-tales!
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>>284463258
Wow, literally all the cancer is migrating to Kotaku now
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The game looking like ass one was pretty good. The others not so much.
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This is how a mature adult responds to internet criticism.
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>>284465131
The thing is, quite a few AAA do it.
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>>284465452
Jesus is his prostate on suicide alert
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>>284465452
I remember when I first heard that in game. I was absolutely stunned. You could practically taste the salt coming from the speakers.
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>>284464297
>>284464629
>>284464895
It's just fucking logical. If the third person model can't be used for first person, then obviously there's something wrong with the third person model. If your arms go all over the place because of some explosion or some shit, then you shouldn't be able to use your arms. It's not like we see our arms differently than everyone else does
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>>284465452

>Look East
>You look east. Anthony Burch is there. His life is a trainwreck despite having his dream job working for video games.
>look anthony burch
>+50 to self-esteem
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>>284463258
I agree that most gamers don't understand video game development, but some of those excuses are just lazy. Though publisher deadlines force you to make compromises, it costs more money to leave broken things in.

Source: industry experience
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Writers do not make games.
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>>284463258
Why is he such a grotesque human being guys?

seriously makes me feel sick
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>>284465769
>It's just fucking logical.
No. You're trying to apply the logic of reality to a virtual environment. That shit doesn't translate 1:1
>If your arms go all over the place because of some explosion or some shit, then you shouldn't be able to use your arms.
There's a reason why games don't do this. That reason is that playing like that would be incredibly annoying.
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>>284463258
VIDEO GAMES
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>>284466038
Yes, this thread is about videogames. Problem?
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>>284464672
Remember Kane & Lynch? Mass Effect 3? Doritos and Mountain Dew? Man those were the days.
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>>284465769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3VnWYt9flM
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>>284463258
Is this faggot blogging for kotaco now? Somehow an experience that of which basically goes.

>be blogger
>become lead meemer for BL2
>that whole thing with his friend wife
>take siphoned funds from sega and laugh about it
>return to being a blogger

Would give him some humility, but I bet he's even more self-entitled than ever.
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I fucking hate this attitude of "you can't say negative things about games because they were really haaaaaard ot make guyss"

Serial killers work really hard at killing people too, am I not allowed to criticize them?
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>>284465769
There are limits with field of view that make accurate sync between 1st and 3rd person tough, and all make some compromise, be it ARMA's invisible head or the retarded poses stuff like mirror's edge had to let 1st person view see their arms and legs with their DoV.

Games are better off making convincing illusions than truly accurately modeling, however too many tricks make for a shitty 'cinematic' title
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>if I embrace it they'll stop saying it, right guys?
>right?
>I miss my Wii U :(
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>>284466027
>There's a reason why games don't do this. That reason is that playing like that would be incredibly annoying.
No, it wouldn't.
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Post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
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>>284466598

Why is his head so disproportionate to the rest of his body

He's like a human bobblehead
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>Anthony Burch is a writer. He worked at Gearbox Software for five years, where he was lead writer of Borderlands 2 and all of its DLC. He currently works at RocketJump and will punch you in the throat if you mention Borderlands having too many internet memes.

>and will punch you in the throat if you mention Borderlands having too many internet memes.

The guy who publicly shames people over Twitter who disagree with his social justice politics will lash out at you if you suggest that he used too many internet memes instead of real humor.
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>>284466598
the nose knows
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post yfw
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>>284466632
I wish I had that video of some guy trying to do a third person playthrough in ME.
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>>284466809
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>>284466884
>will punch you in the throat

lmao let's see that gay skeleton try
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>>284463258

>Back in the day, I wouldn't hesitate to call a game like Assassin's Creed "a piece of fucking shit," or to paint its developers as "a bunch of idiots who don't understand game design."

How the mighty have fallen.
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>>284466598

>posting the edit
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>>284467042
Please tell me this is real
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>>284467042
What the fuck? That's fake, right?
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>>284464672
Spoken like a true cuck
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>>284467042
>even his coworkers know
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>>284466884
So he responds to criticism like a pissy little kid lol what a gay
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>>284463258
>Making games is a thousand times harder than I thought
>a fact that references your prior state of knowledge
>as an example of something you didn't know when you had that state of knowledge
Wow no shit
How would it be possible to HAVE KNOWN that videogames were harder than you thought?
>"I think making videogames are this hard, but I know they're harder"
JUST SAY "MAKING VIDEO GAMES IS SUPER HARD" CUCK
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>no more animated than a 3D rock
Does he not know that rocks are already 3D?
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>>284467042

>no WiiU in the picture

fucking blew it
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My life may be a disaster, but at least im not Anthony Burch.
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>>284467042

Burch...Burch had a hard life
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Okay I have no idea who this guy is other than I hear the saying "At least you're not Anthony Burch" and he's the writer for Borderlands 2 or some shit like that.

Now reading a bit of that pastebin, what's wrong? It seems to be him just saying how much of a shithead he was and now he knows game development isn't easy. What's to it?
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>>284463258
Is he auditioning for Cracked?
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>>284465452
>"Game devs actually read a lot of critical writing on their work"
Lol ya don't say Burch
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>>284467284
Allegedly randy pitchford loves the cuck meme and did that, hence why Anthony is gone.

all I know is with Burch removed I am tempted to buy a gearbox product now, specifically the homeworld collection

Just need to know if old mods will work with it
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>>284467103
IMO AssCreed had better writing than Borderlands 2.
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>>284467042
What's she doing by a locked video game character?
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>>284465769
The separation and abstraction allows you to have third person aesthetics that do not affect the first person gameplay.

Your opinion only holds for games where the two should be logically equivalent I.e. Sims and games pursuing realism.
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>>284467442
More like audition for Cucked lol
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>>284463258
That's the shittiest Cracked article title I've ever seen.
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>>284467432
He went from being a game journalist to actually writing for video games, specifically Borderlands 2 which is filled with lame internet jokes and is generally pretty shitty.

He also spends all his time on Twitter acting holier-than-thou with his concern for women and minorities but then ironically behaves like a child when people disagree with him.

He also drove his wife away into the arms of a black man
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>>284465452

Is this actually in the game?
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>>284464672
Remember when we had daily feet threads and the mods didn't giver a fuck?
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>>284467042
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>>284467707
Was it actually a black man?
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It is once again that time
post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
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>>284467432
He road his little sister's fandom to some level of notoriety and got a job writing for Gearbox off of that. He wrote BL2 and the DLC and that should say all you need to know about his ability.

Now he just goes on political rants and shit, got cuckolded by a wife he forced into an open relationship, she took the wii when she divorced him, etc. The dude is just a walking shit-show, he is that cartoon character who is followed by a single cloud that rains and lightnings on him perpetually.

Oh, and he is a writer not a developer. His "insights" from this pastebin are worthless and frequently just as stupid as his pre-industry mentality.
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>>284467042
Can someone explain what's going on here.
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>>284467432
He still holds the opinion that his customers are lesser than him. He still outright accused some customers of being pedophiles and used real child abuse as cudgil to try and win a twitter fight.

Fuck him.
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>>284467853
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>>284466027
The ARMA series has done it. And done it well.

Hell, you can even have control over where your head faces in relation to your body.

So what's the problem then?
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>>284467807
Yes.
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That's why law is a better field than video games development.
>welp, I fucked up
>now my client is screwed
>at least i got paid
>he probably had it coming anyway
>next
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>>284467807
There is also a bit where a character goes into a rant about how the friend zone is a misogynistic construct that he uses to mask his own inadequacies. It's just randomly thrown in, has no bearing or relevance to anything. He just needed to rant and decided it had to fit into the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG_VItFUEEI
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>>284467916
>got cuckolded by a wife he forced into an open relationship
forced her into an open relationship?
LMAO! he deserves all the derision he gets, how in his right mind did he think that wouldn't backfire on him?
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>>284465179
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>>284467916
>he forced into an open relationship
Is there any actual evidence of that
Not the relationship, I know it was open. I mean him "forcing" her
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>>284468264
He's admitted that he pushed the idea on her and she wasn't into it, but with his epic fedora logic bombs he finally won her over.

If you want a real laugh, watch the video of his marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4
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>>284467042
cuckfirmed.
https://twitter.com/reverendanthony/status/554680887598522368
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>>284468005
Arma's 1st person uses a different body than 3rd, namely lacking a head.

Though animations do sync up pretty well, which is great.
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>>284465179
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>>284468264
The really sad thing is I doubt he even did it with getting pussy on the side as his motive.

He probably did it to get progressive points because monogamy is totally, like, restrictive to women's sexuality and shitty.
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>MUH CLICKBAIT

Fucking kill yourself, pathetic fedora faggot.

http://kotaku.com/five-things-i-didn-t-get-about-making-video-games-unti-1687510871

http://kotaku.com/five-things-i-didn-t-get-about-making-video-games-unti-1687510871

http://kotaku.com/five-things-i-didn-t-get-about-making-video-games-unti-1687510871

:)
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>>284463258
So he used a bunch of memes from Reddit and now he thinks he makes games?
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>>284463258

This could have been a pretty insightful article if it was by a developer who is not Anthony Burch.
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>>284465179
Meh. 7/10. Just a boring overplayed joke, but for what it's worth, the execution was very good.
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So to the two people ITT that actually read the pastebin, anyone have the image of Kreig from the article? Seeing how vidya is developed is pretty interesting.
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>>284468606
Only 1 click per IP, you mouthbreathing retard.
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>>284468606
you are aware noone will click it when there's alternative in OP?
You'll rack up more clicks by yourself in the same time.
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>>284468528
He didn't get shit. He ranted on twitter over how little game he had and how offputting gay people were in bars, despite previous tweets claiming how he wish he could've done something game in his earlier years.

Again, all on Twitter. Public Twitter.
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>>284468779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsLjuPAgQZQ
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>>284468498
It's the same though.

Not sure on the exact science on it, but what you see on your person is what everyone else sees as well. All it does is not render the head.

Some sort of slav magic.
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Fucking hate this guy
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>>284468779

not an image, its a youtube clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsLjuPAgQZQ
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>>284467042
Top kek
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>>284468420
sauce?
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>>284467992
It's good to show contempt for your audience
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>>284463258
It would be great if someone were to gas whatever shiity building houses the kotaku staff

Collateral damage would be completely acceptable if you got them all
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>>284463258
>If you think something sucks, that's not really news to the dev team
And yet he took to social media to defend bordermemes
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>>284468982
>>284469059
Thanks anons.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGaAsRsGcM
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>>284465452

It's kind of funny, if it was kind of a self aware jab at himself and acknowledgement of the criticism, but I haven't seen it ingame and how it's presented, and how extended the dialogue goes. The tweet went overboard and made it look like he was confirmed mad though and he fucked up.
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>five things I didn't get about making video games

As told by a guy who can't code in any language, and has no artistic skill set. He has the same phony qualifications as those fagoos who do Extra Credits.
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>>284469109
>he hasn't read ShindoL

Let me enlighten you brah
http://exhentai.org/g/777893/813c138a73/
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>>284467645
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>>284464503
Actually... that's all of them. And it is hard. But he's a shithead and that really shines through
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>>284469421
why do people say shindol only does sad ends?

this ends pretty fucking happy if you ask me
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>>284465819
Kek

Wish they made more text adventures...
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>>284467486

I think they are including the original versions in the box however the new visually upgraded one likely won't since much of the engine has been modified.
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>>284466214
Why have hair physics?

Why have hair at all?
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>>284469421
I mainly stick to fatalpulse for things like that.
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>>284466884
If he tried he would end spitting his left egg like the cuck he is.
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>>284469537
http://store.steampowered.com/app/328760/
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>that article
>i was shithead who knew nothing before
>but now i'm still a shithead who still knows nothing
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>i am anthony burch you psuedo-macho-jerks!
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obligatory yfw youre not anthony burch
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>>284467442
Eh, Cracked is miss and hit at least.

But that fucking "feminist and assholes" article is below junk tier. I´m not coming back to that site just for that.
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What does hit sister have to say about all of this?
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>>284469898
>he really prefers them filled with someone's else cream
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>>284468951
Honestly reading him talk about being bi really REALLY came off as a straight guy pretending REALLY badly to be bi.
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>>284469963
Cracked has been a lost cause for a while, but really went off the deep end when they published a Zoe Quinn article.
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>>284469934
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>>284469963
Cracked was hit and miss for the lack couple of years, now it's pretty exclusively miss.
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>>284464196
>implying anthony burch will ever get a chance to reproduce.
>implying that if he did ever have a daughter or son they wouldn't have a suspiciously darker shade of skin color.
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>Obviously, Fight For Your Life is one of the coolest things about the Borderlands combat loop
he thinks FFYL is a cool "mechanic" and not a complete fucking waste of time
shows what he knows about game design

at least he still has that framed tweet from sarkeesian
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>>284469529
>110 pages of mind breaking a girl that just wanted to make friends
>2 pages of "oh, she got used to it and now's a street hooker"
>good end
Next you tell me you also like NTR
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>>284469537
I Miss Thy Dungeonman
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>>284469620

Couple of reasons

>the model of Faith used in the loading screen is the same one as ingame just with a solid red texture

>During her design they would go over her the same way as every other character, who you would be seeing 3rd person, artists and animators might not know that she is in fact the the player avatar. They might also have been designing with the possibility of a proper 3rd person mode early in dev then dropped it later on.
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>>284465179
>I met this guy dear, can he fuck you?

I lost it.

Can we get someone with an actually decent singing voice to record this it and put it up on JewTube?
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>>284470303
yeah she sure sounds like she's suffering when he makes 100$ for fucking an old creep

something she would've done anyway because she's a turboslut that loves the D
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>>284466214

why did they even bother
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>>284469529
The library one was cute as hell.
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>>284463258
How can a mediocre writer call himself a gamedev? Iunderstand that he was part of the development team, but all he did was write up shitty characters and mediocre short stories. Most artists like concept artist or musicians that did work on a game dont call themselve gamedevs. How come so many writers do?
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>yfw you have a sibling more successful and important than you
>yfw you aren't a bitter asshole because you are still not Anthony Burch
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>>284470303
>just wanted to make friends
>goes to a karaoke with a guy she just met
>ends up giving her virginity to him after drinking booze and taking drugs

yeah she sounds like an innocent angel
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>>284470478
Because they wanted the animations to look good in FP?
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