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Meanwhile, in New Vegas /v/...
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>Legion
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Fuck this place is small

Where the fuck do you guys even live
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::beeping::
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Why does everyone freeze in place for a while when crossing to the other half of town?
This place is wierd
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FRRRRRRRRRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS

what are ya

>Killan
>drinkan
>eatan
>survivan
>wishan

>Killan
Raiders
>drinking
Nuka cola
>eatan
Nothing
>survivan
The Mojave
>Wishan
For a nuclear winter
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Hey, ring a ding ding!
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ooga booga Enseeyar
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>Paladin Chad keeps forcing me to go out and collect tin can
>walk by and see Sarah laughing at one of his jokes while I'm leaving
One of these days.
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Has anyone gotten the feeling that you've seen the exact same building on the other side of america before? It's really weird.
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>>284193693
loading screens
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>>284193693
Is dis a PS2 game?
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Hi . My name is Vulpes Inculta, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, corrupt, profligates who spend every second of their day fighting a hopeless battle. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even have any honor? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own weakness, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than living in a vault
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Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am captain of Caesar's frumentarii, and an expert in hand to hand combat. What weapons do you use, other than cowardly firearms? I also have a sweet hat, and personally wiped out the degenerates of Nipton (I just crucified them; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my sweet hat
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>>284195484
>Paladin Joe keeps forcing me to catalog his ammo and weapon stores, while he goes to chat with the qt female scribes.

DOWN WITH PALADINS!
SCRIBE UPRISING NOW!
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>>284194802
I think this was their intention, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgKXfXlMwIk
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Has anybody else been attacked by some random gang of grannies or did i just take too much jet
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>>284195731
[speech 99] fuck off and die
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>>284196179

One of the 5 "hilarious" changes from wild wasteland perk.
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>>284196179
It can happen if you have wild wasteland perk.
It is based on this monty python sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tq89_rAu_s
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>>284196179
>using chems
fuck off profligate
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>Go to Vault 21 everyday just to talk to her
>Sarah still isn't interested in me
>maybe one day
>That courier shows up with suits or some shit
>they clearly fucked
>get a random whore in Gamora
>closed my eyes and imagine I'm with Sarah
>cry in my sleep later
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>>284196746
Serves you right, you should have gone to Gomora instead.
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Hey guys, you should follow that Sierra Madre broadcast if you haven't. You'll shit bricks when you get there.
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>>284197179
Nice try, Elijah.
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>>284197179
Hope I get to meet that qt3.14 who voices the broadcast.
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>>284197346
Who is this Elijah you're talking about?

I'm just a wanderer trying to share my discoveries with the fine people here. Seriously, follow that signal, you won't regret it.
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FUCK OFF
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>tfw killed ellijah and took six bars of gold and his weapon

nice
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>>284195731
Is just like old times.
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Ok is there ANYONE here who didnt grew up in a fucking vault?
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>>284197614
>tfw killed Ellijah with plastic explosives and gas cans and took all his gears and made it away with the gold bars

shit was so cash.
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>>284195731
[Intelligence 8] You are evil. Stop this.
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>>284197752
>tfw forced to live off the vault after saving amata.
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>>284197752
>being a dirty-ass sandfag
>not having a Pip-boy

Enjoy that lack of inventory nigga
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>>284197979
[Intelligence 1] Buuhhdoooooo wannnoobe shooo.
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>>284198127
It dulls your brain Anon
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Wow these four near empty buildings sure are impressive.

I'm glad I walked through a desert (because apparently horses didn't survive the apocalypse) 2 months to get here all the way from California just to lose all my money at a blackjack table in 3 minutes.
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>Be me 2 weeks ago
>Buying scrap and Old World Salvage in Novac from some local Prospectors
>Shit's pretty expensive but considering the 15's out and the scrap is pretty good I don't really mind much
>Suddenly hear Radio music blasting
>"I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE"
>Look to the main road just outside of town
>It's an honest to God NCR Veteran Ranger
>disgonbegud.holotape
>Realize it's not actually a Ranger
>The Duster is a different color, paler, more sandy colored
>Black body armor is kitted out in fancy desert camo
>Eyes on the helmet are green, not red
>"FORGIVE ME MOMMA" painted on the helmet
>Ace of Spades is fixed onto the helmet via a leather belt
>Recognize it as some beat up variant of the old Nevada Desert Ranger armor before the NCR rolled in and absorbed them into their ranks
>This NotRanger is being followed by some weird floating robot that looks like a metal eye
>No joke, the NotRanger starts skipping towards me and the Prospector
>The prospector mutters under his breath
>"Not this guy again"
>Take my scrap and stand back
>This NotRanger jumps right in front of me as if I wasn't there
>His coat is riddled with bullet holes at the bottom
>Music still blasting
>NotRanger then proceeds to buy about a Brahmin's weight in random scrap metal and wonderglue
>He lugs a bunch of weirdass techno bullshit from his bag
>I've never seen this kind of stuff in all my days of wandering
>Shit looks like it's taken directly from some trashy old world sci-fi flick
>Glowing blue laser axes, some big turret gun with a damn brain in a jar stuck to it
>He trades all of this for the shit load of scrap
>All without saying a word
>He then somehow manages to shove all the scrap into his bag
>Without saying a word he just starts jogging away
>Watch him jog until he disappears off the horizon

This bullshit is why I don't go south of Boulder City anymore, buncha' fuckin' weirdos down that way.
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>>284198127
>not getting your Pipboy by killing some vault faggot
Seriously, those guys make easy killing.
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>>284197979
Hey this is New Vegas not Fallout 3
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>>284198310
>he didn't win so much at Blackjack that he got banned from every casino in the Mojave
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Post yfw at Bethesda's E3 conference all the lights shut off and this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqKHqWaTv9g [Embed]
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>>284198336
Everyone, look and laugh at this fiend!
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plasma>lasers
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>>284198330
>Be me

Chems, not even once
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>>284196561
>not going for a drug abuser character, stealing and killing anyone to fuel your addictions

ishidggy etc
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>>284198572
>Bethesda

You should delete that post too.
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>>284198615
Sure, if you like dying before your shot hits it's target and having an effective range of 10 feet.
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>>284197614
>tfw I escaped the chamber before Elijah arrived in the room
>tfw he trapped himself in the Vault
>tfw poetic justice
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I heard Red Lucy masturbates to deathclaw hands
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>>284197979
>This is considered a very intelligent answer in the Capital Wasteland.

They should nuke it again to increase the average IQ of the world.
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>>284198572
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>>284198825
Best post right here
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>>284196179
Where exactly did that happen? What were you doing there? The only place around there is...
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I heard some more people got attacked last night
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>>284198786
Bethesda is making F4
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>>284198573
What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NCR Rangers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Caesar's Legion, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in radscorpion warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire NCR armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the wasteland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across California and your Pipboy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the New Californian Republic Military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Is there anything more satisfying than crippling weak targets from across the map with your .50 sniper and explosive rounds ?

I dont think so.
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>>284195305

I really disliked that dlc.

But I once again resolved to achive farm that game, so I have to play through it one more time.
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>>284196179

No, it's just you. You are the only one who has experienced this.
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>>284199061
Yeah, I bet you didnt even fuck Ranger Ghost
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>>284193693
HIDE LEGION THREADS
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>>284198310
>he didn't put 10 in Luck as soon as possible.
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>>284198970
That's every night, anon.
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>>284199034
Im sad now
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>>284198786
whut
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Um, did anyone else see that 13 year old girl in front of the Atomic Wrangler? I think she's the new crier...

Man, I know that place is reaching for new costumers and shit, but that's too fucked up. I can understand a fisting robot, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
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>>284199127
>22 fucking 81
>not exploding fuckers with power fists.
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>>284199190
DON'T REPLY TO LEGION POSTS
REPORT ALL LEGION ´POSTS

"RANGERS HELP IM DYING"
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I'm finally finished with my water home in Lake Mead! Lets just see those fucking Legion assholes take me on now.

You guys are dumb, theres nothing in the mojave that can swim because everyones wearing clunky ass armor. Well not me. Come on and get me faggots.
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>>284199127
>Not travelling light and sneaky during the night

It might not be very powerful, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the Ratslayer.
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>>284195484
>>284195790
/r9k/ pls go
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>>284199503
yeah its arguably one of the best weapon in the game if not the best, but its not as satisfying to use as the .50 sniper
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>>284199502
Just wait till the NCR Annex that shit and shoot you from camp golf
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>>284199197
>wasting points on Luck when you can just have 7 Luck and buy the implant, get the lucky shades, and naughty nightwear.
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Greetings friend, if it serves of anything im sorry for what happened to your caravan.
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>There are people who didn't play Fallout 2 as an Unarmed/Melee build

It's like you didn't experience the game the way the Developers wanted you to.
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>>284199647
True. I just wish that I wasn't strapped for caps so I could get an Anti-Matter Rifle.
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>not siding with house

it's like you don't want humanity to spread across the stars
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BEGIN AGAIN, BEGIN AGAIN.
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>>284196453
Most of them aren't even supposed to be funny, just out of place from the rest of the game. Though I actually chuckled at the Monty Python references.
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>>284199765
Mormons Stronk

Shame we got kicked out of salt lake city though
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whats a good ENB preset for new vegas?
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>>284199469
>>284199190
>profligates
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>>284199654
NCR cant shoot for shit. Im protected on all sides anyway. Once I get to readin' my how to books, ill get this big bomber up and flying too so I can take over New Vegas all by my lonesome.
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What was that NCR dog? thinking you are the hot shit just because you have your rangers.
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>>284199840
>not siding with Elijah
Someone is ought to gas those damn Tunnelers.
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>>284199976
>legion mongrel.
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>>284199654
You mean those fags ?
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>>284199879
It looks like he's doing a sick one handed cartwheel and about to sock me in the jaw
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>>284198330
I think I know who you're talking about.

I've got a friend who visits the Strip pretty often and I've heard him talk about some mysterious "Man of interest" who's making some waves in Vegas.

Supposedly the guy killed the leader of the Chairmen in his own Casino and prances around New Vegas and the Lucky 38 like he owns the place.

Crazy, huh?
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>>284200139
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>>284200204
Wathever you do, never ever move a knocked out ghost person, never. is hilarious and fucked up.
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Why do things start sliding around every time I pick something up?
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>>284200208
Fuck, I've heard of that. He shot Benny with his own pistol, didn't he?
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Guys why the fuck was an NCR trooper running alongside a brahmin on the middle of fucking vegas strip?
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Anyone think the Fiends have been unusually quiet recently?

I mean I'm not complaining, but it's been weeks since I've seen any of em fighting in groups or attacking Westside.

Makes me think somethin's up, maybe some drug feud with the Khans that went sour? I don't know what it could be, but I just hope none of us normal folk get hurt.
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Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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>>284199967
Nevada, Rust or Viradia.
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>live in ncr territory
>watch my family raped to death by deathclaws and raiders
>can't defend myself because i have no money left over after taxation to pay for weapons

>live in caesar's territory
>people are kept safe
>no corruption
>people are free to start businesses or pursue academic interests
>life is good
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Wissibi.
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>>284200208
>>284198330
>>284200596

Shit, is that the guy that got shot in the head? Nigga is legendary, people say that he can stop time, even that he can teleport.

I'm serious, he needs to get killed before he does any damage to us. It's bad enough with everything.
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>>284198330
moar pls
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Guys has anyone else seen that big creepy eye ball in the sky late at night?
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>>284200596
Nah no way man, nobody could get the slip on some fancy New Vegas family boss type like that.
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>>284200725
don't forget safest caravan routes profliglate.
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>>284200734
What the fuck you on about you jet-fueled junkie?

The guy that got shot in Goodsprings was some random nobody Mailman, I doubt there's any relation.

And besides, stopping time? What the fuck are you smoking?
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>>284200826
New Vegas families are pussies compared to the New Reno mafia's.

Brother of mine can't walk anymore after skipping out on some gambling debts.

He was all the way in Boneyard when they found him.
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>>284200734
>Legendary for being shot in the head

It is just a 9mm bullet, shit is extractable with a Doctor's Bag.

Benny was just an absolute idiot for not using revolvers, but what do you expect from the rich kids in New Vegas?
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>>284200803
that's the sky mister, reach for it.
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>>284195284
Faggot. It's saturday.
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>>284198803
>he can't aim
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>>284200993
>New Vegas families are pussies compared to the New Reno mafia's.
Everyone is a pussie compared to midwestern BoS anon, they have robots and tanks, ROBOTS AND TANKS!
crazy huh?
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>>284193693
A dead town with empty streets.
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>>284200948
You might want to ask to those Elvis wannabes.

Heard they suck a mean cock too, you should feel at home.
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>>284201201
Who the hell is Elvis?
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Did you guys hear?
Mr house is gay
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>>284193693
ENCLAVE IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST FACTION
RESTORATION OF AMERICA WHEN
NCR, LEGION, AND BOS FAGGOTS NEED NOT APPLY
CHICAGO ARMY WHEN
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>>284201267
Some guy who was some kind of legend, even got a whole building to impersonate him, truth is they found all this jackets for a whole army.
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>>284201173
At least it is not Washington or Philadelphia.
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>>284200725
>implying that will be the same when Caesar dies

Seriously I've heard he's been sickly lately, and he's old too. I get the feeling this is a case of sooner rather than later.
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Why does everybody have fucking trash all over the floor? The nukes were hundreds of god damn years ago. Why is this somehow an excuse to get tetanus every fucking day because of something you weren't even alive during? pick up a broom you piece of shit jesusfuck
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>>284201343
I believe it.
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>playing new vegas
>attempt to alt tab out
>BIG IRON ON HIS HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- HI- new vegas has stopped responding
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>>284201352
Guy must have been drowning in the pussy.
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>>284201350
if you're so great where's your oil rig?

oh wait it's at the bottom of the ocean.
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>>284201392
Find a broom and I'll get right to it.

Having a box of Abraxo doesn't mean shit without a mop.
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>>284199061
fuck off boone we fucked your wife
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>>284198330
>>284200208
Shit, I think I almost ran into that guy once.

You see, I used to be with the Powder Gangers, we used to rob caravans and shit. Good times.

Anyways, I was hanging out on the hills near the correctional facility, trying to think how I can score some booze when I hear gunfire coming from the correctional facility itself. I look over and from what I could tell, there was some crazy bastard running around, killing people. I saw Fiends a couple of times and not even those fuckers seemed as crazy (or high on chems) as that guy. Fucker cut down everyone in the yard, then he went through the buildings and killed everyone inside. All that time I was lying still on that hill, fucking praying to god that the crazy son of a bitch won't spot me.
I went in after I was fucking certain that he was gone. Everyone was dead and I swear to fucking god, he took everything of value. Couldn't find that one sheriff guy, though. I heard that son of a bitch recruited him to be the sheriff of Primm, is that shit true?

Suffice to say I don't do that raiding shit anymore. As fun and profitable as it is, the last thing that I want is to run into that guy again.
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>>284200993
Man New Reno's some hardcore shit.

You think Freeside's bad? Try taking a midnight stroll east of Salvatore's

bet you don't make ten feet before some psycho'd up junkie decides to gut you like one of them Geckos from Klamath.
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>>284201352
So thats who the Kings are dressing up as? They still look pretty stupid.

I bet no one really liked Elvis to begin with.
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reminder that No Bark is ALWAYS right
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>>284201350
I just reported you to the NCR, have fun getting hanged.
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You know, fuck Vegas, the Wrangler is still the best place to get down.

Pic unrelated
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>>284201546
ENCLAVEFAG
LITERALLY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>284201436
>been playing through new vegas lately
>using the wiki
>this is my life
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>>284193693
>not New /v/egas

you done fucked up op
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>>284201350
>Getting blown out by a bunch of tards from the Capital Wasteland and a bunch of rejects from the BoS despite being armed far better than them

How the fuck do you even fuck up this badly. You could'ave just nuked their Citadel and be done with it.
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WHO /GUNRUNNERS/ HERE?
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>>284201546
>>284201690
>>284201757
THESE PEOPLE ARE THE REASON AMERICA ISN'T NUMBER ONE IN EDUCATION ANYMORE.
THIS IS WHY CHINA'S GONNA WIN.
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>>284201605
It could've been one of those crazy Mutants or maybe one of those Tin-Men everyone keeps talking about West of Black Mountain.


Anyways, last I heard Primm's got some funny looking Robot dressed like a cowboy protecting the town now, that's all I've hear 'bout a sheriff.
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You eyeballin' me?
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>>284201836
>CHINA
THIS NIGGA
OH THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE
HOLY SHIT
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Boomer here. Ask me anything savages
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
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>>284201546
yeah and you got your shit rekt by a brahmin fucking tribal
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>>284201836
china is a smoldering hole in the ground.
just like the enclave's bases
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Damn, runnin' low on smokes again.
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"Hello there. It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for a raider, I did. Name's Malcolm. Malcolm Holmes."
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>>284201813
>Read thid
>Laugh
>Remember Gloria is bald
>Laugh harder
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>>284201836
>trusting the Fallout version of the Illuminati
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>>284201956
Gun Runner member here, what kind of weapons do you use outside of just blowing everyone the fuck out with artillery?
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>>284201956
Is it true you guys snort gunpowder and worship missiles?

Heard some nigger scavenger talking 'bout you guys when I was in Westside last.
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>>284202049
>not changing the name field
YOU DONE GOOF'D
LIKE RUNNING UP ON A MAN WITH A .45
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>>284201941
you eyeballin' me? :3
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>>284201836
>China's gonna win
Nigga last I heard China is fucked just as much if not more than the U.S, and unless they have some billionaire of their own making big plays to stop fucking nukes coming in then you're probably better off than they are.
Then again,
>mfw Enclavefags will never, EVER get any control of any Wasteland ever again
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>>284201956
Why do you have considerable difficulty dealing with overgrown insects when you are sitting on an arsenal.
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>>284202062
>tfw you will never make Gloria Van Graff eat her own pubic hair
>or yours for that matter.
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>>284201956
You are all betamax faggots with ancient planefus who dont even know how to fly.
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>>284201836
>China

Just because the Capital Wasteland is filled with commie-quality crap weapons doesn't mean that the commies are everywhere at the moment.
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>>284202153
Ring a ding, baby
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>>284197979
[Intelligence 10] You're an abortion of science. Kill urself
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>>284202092
Rocket launchers, grenade launchers, I think a couple of guys have a Fatman. All kinds of explosives, really.

Also assault rifles, that shit is great for when you can't blow people up. I think a couple of guys use laser pistols but fuck them.

>>284202104
Tell him to pay us a visit. We'll give him a warm welcome.
>>284202215
You too. Trust me. We won't blow you up, I promise.

>>284202201
Dave, is that you?
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Welcome to camp navarro now WHERES YOUR ISSED POWER ARMOR!? YOU MOOOORRRROOOOONNN!!!
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>>284198572
>>284199034
>>284199301
>Getting excited for Bethesda games.
Get the fuck out.
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I have over 400 hours in New Vegas and I've never once seen inside the Gun Runners building.
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UN DOS TRES CUATRO BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Hey, I was skirting around the edge of Death Valley about two days ago on the way in to the Mojave and I was passing the outskirts of that real stormy area of Desert when suddenly I hear this loud bang and the sky lit up like New Vegas at dusk, then all of a sudden my rad counter goes crazy and the ground was shaking like it was gonna fucking cave in. I had to skip a night of camping and pump some Rad-X and Radaway just to make it out of there, there were falling rocks and shit.

Anyone know what the fuck that was?
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>>284202617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UocpzSidMgw
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some fucking chode made a bet if i could run to some fucking airfield, wish me luck
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>>284202545
it's like 3 rooms, some guards and a few guns you can snag.
nothing too special
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>>284202173
THAT 'WASTELAND' IS AMERICA.
YOU CALL IT BY ITS RIGHT AND PROPER NAME BOY
>>284201969
>>284202173
>>284202262
>Americans survived but Chinese didn't
While its obviously true that our superior American nuclear capabilities most like did turn the country into a ruined husk, we still need TRUE AMERICA to rise up and finish the war. Need to occupy their lands for freedom and execute every last communist pig.
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>>284202545
there's nothing inside the gun runners building, i once got inside of sheer curiosity.
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>>284202545
You haven't missed anything of value.
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>>284201584
Boone is First Recon you fucking stupid cunt.
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>>284201690
>It's okay when NCR does it

Seriously fuck you.
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>>284202672
I'll make sure to watch from these train tracks
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>>284202672
Jumping jesus on a pogo stick!
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what an unusually large gathering of teddy bears, I've never seen so many and so cognizant.

please, I'd like you all to say a sentence to me, I need to study the various bodily movements, hormones, and sounds.
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>mfw someone kills the Overseer near me
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We khans don't forget what the NCR did to us.

COMIC TIME!
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Guys, I keep hearing hissing sounds at night from under my Lake Mead home.. theres no such thing as walkin' fish now right? Right?
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>>284202929
ur a faget
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>>284202709
>occupy their lands
Wastelander, their lands are probably devoid of ANY life, let alone anything like what MUH MURICA has.
You're probably better off occupying an exploding oil rig in the middle of the god damn Pacific.
OH WAIT
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>>284202929
Id rub one out on those tv screens
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>>284202929
>everyone is related to a word
>dala is masturbation.


>>284202970
lets play WHERE'S WALDO FALLOUT EDITION.
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>>284202442
>Have enough weapons to blow up the Legion several times over including mininukes.
>Have a problem with overgrown insects

My brain does not compute.
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>>284202929
MOBIUS DID NOTHING WRONG
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Anyone else stationed at Mojave Outpost think Major Knight and Ranger Jackson sound suspiciously similar?

Come to think of it, I've never seen them in the same room...
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>>284199890
PEOPLE CALLED THE ROMANS THEY GO THE HOUSE?
loved it.
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>implying slim isn't the best sheriff for primm
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>>284200448
>new vegas instagram
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>>284197979
>>284202412
[Intelligence 2] Fallout 3 is better than New Vegas.
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Did you guys hear about President Kimball's assassination?

Heard he was blown up by a goddamn mini nuke!
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>Be minding my own business, jacking off in Sloan to some jazzin tunes
>Can't work cuz deathclaws are still having an orgy in the quarry
>Wouldn call NCR to clear them out but my soiled bitch Khan daughter i in the quarry too and I'm hoping they'll her and her drugged up fuck buddies
>Been on jet all morning and about to start round two when I see a goddamn waster walking down the highway towards the quarry, dressed in what I think used to be a fancy black suit but is now several strips of fabric stained with blood
>Holy balls so much blood. This guy has more bullet holes covering him than skin
>He's leaving a waterfall of blood behind him
>My god
>As I watch this guy he takes out five needles of morphine and stabs them into his arm for half a second before throwing them aside
>Discarded stimpaks get thrown at my pet Snuffles and go right through his leg
>Asshole waster walks up to me
>Says his name is Schmuggums McGee
>Being as fucked up as I am right now I say something about the deathclaws down the road
>Guy immediately offers to kill all of the deathclaws
>Keep in mind guy has nothing but the tattered remains of a suit and a motorcycle helmet with more dents than the moon
>Dickhead is armed with nothing but a pair of yellow boxing gloves
>About to tell him to fuck off when I look him in the eyes
>Fagbag's eyes got that twenty thousand mile stare, slight grin on his face, and several high-caliber bullet wounds in his forehead
>Tell the shitbird he's got the making of a hero and send the asshole off to get fucked up the rectum by the foreskin lizards

TBC
>>
ITT: A bunch of nerdy ass neckbeards trying to be funny by pretending to live in the Fallout universe.

Literally kill yourself to death, faggots.
>>
Survival is pretty much mandatory for a hardcore run right ?
What else ?

Should I go full defensive with survival+medic+repair or can I squeeze guns / speech / science in there ?
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>>284203087
the ants ate powder AND EXPLODE!
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What did I tell ya about looking at me like that? You better point those peepers somewhere else before I TEAR EM OUT OF YOUR SKULL.
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Calling all prospectors! Doing a Sunset Sarsparilla Star Bottlecap Collector -convention in the old Tribal Village by Goodsprings. Bring your collections and don't waste carrying space on firearms or anything, we're all friends here. Join up at exactly 10:00 PM at the campsite.
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>>284203516
>then there's this savage.
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>>284203343
>several high-caliber bullet wounds in his forehead

>9mm
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>>284203343
this was the best shit i read in a while
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>>284203673
Wish Vegas was actually this bright and nice
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Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

Gomorrah is two blocks down.
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>>284203516
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Anybody seen me sister, We've been looking everywhere for her
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>>284203727
>engyine limitations.
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>>284203727
Remember the teaser trailer?
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>>284203559
So they explode after you blow them up with your normal weapons?

What is here the problem again?
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>>284193693
>Empty as fuck streets
>Half the time there's maybe 3 people over all the strip
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>>284203794
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>>284203516
Get a load of this savage
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>>284203969
I'll show you whose the boss of this club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwWuqhz-zw
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AINT THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD

i swear to god if I hear this stupid song one more time
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>>284203939
>What is here the problem again?
they make a nest on the ammo storage for artillery shells.
and don't forget people without armor used a hammer against them
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Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?
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>>284204127
Like the sailor said quote:
"Ain't that a hole in the boat"
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>>284204127
HER ROOM WAS COMPLETELY BLACK
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>>284203516
Only thing that could make this funnier is if you had an epic animu reaction image to go with it
Kill yourself you fucking profligate
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>>284204127
TELL ME QUICK
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>>284204127
> Ain't That A Kick In The Head
>stupid
Kill yourself
>>
Posting this from the capital wasteland.
Fuck this place, goddamn super mutants everywhere, i fucking envy you faggots you get the "good" ones that actually talk and what not the ones we get are piss yellow and really enjoy eating humans. it's fucking terrible, atleast the BOS here are bros though.
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>>284195731
Fuck I ain't seen this pasta variant in years
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>>284204152
Uhm say again?
proceed to send me 7-8 tin can man on one small vertibird
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>>284202929
DAMN IT

WE ARE TRYING TO OBSERVE THE FUTURE LOBOTMITES. STOP COMMUNICATING WITH THEM
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>>284204265
It's not a bad song but there's like no song variety in the game and after hearing it 300 times it makes you want to kill yourself.
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>>284204282
That's what you get for being benevolent to these dirtbaggers
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>>284204127
FOR MY JOHNNYYYY
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>>284204282
You're breaking up bro, all these hookers ad booze must be interfering with my pipboy.
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>>284204428
Its not like that is the only radio station you have to listen to faggot.
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>>284204149
Can't you just try to lure or bait them out somehow?

Also, don't you have normal handguns or something like that so you don't have to risk losing your arm when taking em on like the way you do now?
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>>284204312
Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!
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>Fallout NV
>Install some random mods
>First time playing, arrive at Nipton
>The soundtrack changes to something ominous and strange, I start to get uneasy
>Then crucifications and burned bodies and suddenly Vulpes starts talking to me, my ass locked pretty hard during the conversation.
>After this tense, bullet sweating moment, I start exploring the town, it's night by now, the ominous music didn't go away.
>As I walk around the ghost city, this message pops in my screen:

>''You feel like someone's watching you''

>mfw
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>>284204748
You should have done vanilla for your first time through.
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>>284204282
>Capital Wasteland Heathens
Literally worse than enclave.
>>
GUYS THE HISSING IS GETTING LOUDER. TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS WALKIN FISHES RIGHT?
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>>284204579
You can change the radio station?
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>>284204873
>>284204748
I agree. You appreciate the mods more on how they add to the regular experience.

I actually don't have this mod, who exactly was watching?
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>>284203343
>For at least six hours nothing. Don't hear a thing except for the normal orgy sounds of the penis geckos in the quarry and the occasional moan from Snuffles as he gets high off of those used needles
>At 7pm I hear this great roaring, not the usual lizard orgasm roaring, but like death pain roaring
>Everybody in Sloan stops what they're doing
>Suddenly over the crest of the hill we see him
>Schmuggums McGee
>The fucker, who loos like he has had both his arms dislocated and literally missing his entire left leg, and appears to be hopped up on so much Psycho that his eyelids have burst off, is hopping on his remaining leg up the hill, now entirely naked as his clothing has all been ripped off, carrying the body of the alpha male in his teeth
>He walks into town, drops the body, and says he got rid of the deathclaws
>I'm about to talk when he also tells me he healed Snuffles leg, and says it was some kind of service
>I let that slide because I wat this naked gorefest out of my sight as soon as possible
>Give him 15 caps and he leaves
>Alpha deathclaw wakes up and assrapes everybody in town, Schmuggums had k/o'd it with his golden boxing gloves

2/2
>>
HEY GUYS.
GUESS
WHO
JUST
WON
THE
LOTTERY
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>>284204706
>

Holy shit! the past of what the fuck did you just sayed about me fits perfetly for that fucker.
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>>284204916
No, there is no such thing as walking fish.

only Lakelurks
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>>284204916
Ask Big Sal and Nero
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>>284205007
SMELL THAT AIR.
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>>284205007
what lottery?
>>
>>
>>284205007
Enjoy your Radscorpions dude.
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>>284205157
CAN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOOZE
>>
So any Bruthas of steel out there?
Not many of us post of these here forums out of some retarded need for secrecy. kinda hard to stay secret after we fucking rekt the enclave shit and literally blew up the base where the "president" was.
>>
>>284200742
>>284198330
Alright, not that guy but I had a pretty similar experience, seeing that description reminded me.

I've told this story a dozen times but nobody ever believes me, but I'll do it for you Anons anyway

>Scouting a few months ago
>North-East of the Vegas area, nearish Bitter Springs
>Deadly critters everywhere, but pop taught me how to lay low pretty well out in the wild
>Having to belly crawl in the mud at one point due to roaming groups of 'Dores (Packs? Hordes?Flocks?)
>Finally end up on a nice vantage point overlooking a plateau, can see the prospecting spot through my binoculars
>Suddenly hear loud music
>"Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny..."
>What the fuck? Who comes out this far nowadays?
>See a guy of that anon's exact description, robot and all, jog into the plateau
>Music gets louder
>Too loud
>Can hear multiple large footsteps emerging from a cave to the north of the valley
>Deathclaws as large as an Old World house come sauntering out of the cave, investigating the noise
>"Maybe you're cold but you're so warm inside..."
>Want to shout a warning to that dumb motherfucker in the valley below, but it's too risky
>The dumbfuck starts walking towards the Deathclaws
>shitniggawhatareyoudoing.holotape
>He pushes back his duster and unholsters his weapon
>Think at least he'll go out fighting, maybe even do enough damage to distract and escape
>Nope.It's a fucking toy ray-gun
>Would have probably laughed if I wasn't so scared
>Deathclaws notice the guy and one of them lets off an Earth shattering roar
>"I was always a fool for my Johnny..."
>He starts pointing his plastic ray-gun at the leading Deathclaw
>The Deathclaw begins it's approach
>Plodding towards him, picking up speed and letting off the most terrifying noises I've ever heard come from an animal
>I feel the urge to look away, but my eyes stay locked on the spectacle unfolding in the plateau below
>"For the one they call Johnny Guitar..."
cont.
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>>284204998
>Paying 15 caps to a man who took on a Deathclaw with pretty much his bare hands

You seriously had that one coming man.
>>
Paladin Solo of the Midwest Brotherhood of Steel here, we're heading west with our diverse army. Prepare the lube, NCR, Legion, BoS, and everyone in between. Expect us.
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Quick! favorite casino and why.
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>>284205279
Nobody cares what happens in the East you filthy pilgrim. You got your fancypants robot blown up and barely got any technology to bring back.

White knight filth
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>>284205351
lucky 38, lounge is comfy as fuck

or so I've heard
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>>284195284
>Killing
Brown people
>Drinking
Cactus Juice
>Eating
The same cactus juice
>Surviving
Some guy's house
>Wishing
That the voices would stop
>>
seriously though is fallout good

nv or 3
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>>284205335
>says the guy who couldn't save general barnaky and his own squad
>says the guy who crashed his hummer on top of a pillbox
>says the guy who needed an APC with the warrior and a medic to save him
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WHO CAVALRY REGIMENT HERE
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>>284205279
Heard some faggot out there claims he went up to the sky? What kind of drugs do you inject yourself with over there?
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>>284205607
>died from radiation and starvation.
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>>284205335
Hey Solo, what's this I'm hearing about you having a Deathclaw for a driver?
>>
>>284205607
sure must be comfy walking with your canteen droping on your balls with every step and getting in the way of your leg
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>>284205632
Bitches have pure water but they can't even grow proper crops. Them xenophobic Boomers are better off than the entirety of the Capital
>>
>be minding my own bussines on novac jerking off to that medic
>suddenly rockets coming from everywhere
>vietnam music begins playing
>radiation everywhere from the rockets trails.
>>
>>284204980
>I actually don't have this mod, who exactly was watching?

It was a huge, pitch black Deathclaw who appears during the night to hunt you, no idea what mod was it from
>>
>>284205782
I heard that there's a town over there that was built around a big fucking bomb, and the bomb is still active.

What the fuck is wrong with those people?
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>>284205885
Christ
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>>284205279
>blew up the base where the president was.
Hold the fucking phone, I heard some faggot named the "Lone Wanderer" from vault 101 did that.
Anyone who listens to GNR would know that ya dingus.
you guys are so fucking pathetic you have to take credit from some random kid lookin for his lost dad to feel validated?
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>284205025
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LAKELUR-

Wait.. I hear something.. oh god its in my home. Its too dark to see what it is but it looks like a man. Oh this'll be easy. I've wrangled with a bunch of treasurhunting fucks like these before so ill be fine.

Oh god what the hell kind of armor is that?!

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Who's this guy?
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I got a new computer so I won't lag no more
What's a fun way to play through the game and what mods do I need.
>>
>>284205294
>Out of absolutely fucking nowhere the sky lights up like crazy
>A beam of blinding light strikes the ground where the Deathclaws are, like God himself shooting his own handheld lazer pistol into the Mojave
>The Deathclaw pack is incinerated in seconds, not a single tooth or claw left of them
>The lead Deathclaw running towards the guy is just about caught by the beam and is sliced clean in half
>The front end of the beast flops onto the floor, sizzling
>"Play it again, Johnny Guitar."
>Can smell the roast Gecko odor from where I was perched
>The guy stops for a second, looks around, then holsters his gun
>Jogs over to the remains of the Deathclaw
>It's still fucking alive
>It's head twitches and it's arms shift and stir
>Guy unholsters a second pistol, a revolver this time, and puts it between the eyes of the Deathclaw
>He pulls the trigger
>Then, as if nothing happened he gets out a Bowie Knife and begins slicing at the Deathclaw's wrist
>Finally cuts through the damn thing
>Picks it up, somehow manages to shove it in his pack
>Jogs away in the direction of the prospecting site.

I ended up turning back, figured the guy deserved whatever was there.

Haven't gone that way since.
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That's a nice lookin' guitar.

I like the coat even more.
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>>284206029
Um, I'm pretty sure the president is still alive jaggof, he's visiting Hoover Dam.
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I don`t get why nobody recognizes the courier after all the shit that he did even before NV like helping to found the divide and then accidentally destroying it.

I liked lonesome road but I feel like it could have been so much better.
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>>284206343
Different president you fucking retard.
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>>284206083
The one with the guitar? He's some wanderer. He isn't hostile or anything.
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>>284206343
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>>284206415
Bullshit, there is only one President and his name is Aaron Kimball
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I think he heard me, but he looks alone.
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>>284206571
Not for long.
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>>284206083
That guy will attack you on sight, snipe him from far away.
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>>284206343
Good luck whoever is in charge of protecting him right next to a Legion base I guess.
Wouldn't be surprised if some big guys from the Legion are going to take their chances on this one.
Although he is coming in with a Vertibird, and the flight plan seems fine to me.
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>>284206590
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
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>>284206626
Shit I wasn't supposed to say that, how do I delete these messages?
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Greetings NCR citizen
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>>284205535
That's all in the past now, kid. If anything, our mistakes made us even stronger than ever.

>>284205685
You heard right.
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>>284206571
Oh boy, another diehard Kimball supporter. I bet you think Oliver is a competent general, too? In my day we had men like Hanlon taking charge of the NCR.
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>>284206590
LEAVE HIM ALONE

HE'S A GOOD MAN
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>>284206709
Aw come on, they aren't the Enclave, so they wouldn't be able to trace you that quickly.

In case you are still very paranoid, just wreck your computer and destroy the holotape just to be sure.
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>>284206741
Hey soldier. Boy I sure love serving the NCR and freedom, right?
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He's got no glass jaw, he may have me...
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>>284206741
Hello my fellow member of the NCR armed forces.

It's a good thing that nobody here is part of Caesar's Legion, especially not ourselves.
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>>284206385
Presumably the Courier hadn't been in the Mojave much or for very long prior to the start of the game.

They worked with the NCR prior to the game, but that doesn't mean every higher up at the NCR will know them, and certainly not the soldiers. And most people in the Mojave will likely have never left the Mojave and not know much about what's going on outside of it.
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>>284204448

JOHNNY GUITAR

Fuck that song.
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>You have to disable multicore support in FO3 ini for the game not shit itself
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>>284206385
I think it's just because that's all he was, a Courier. Without it, the Divide would be hopeless, but he also destroyed it unintentionally. They wanted Uylesses to bear hatred for you when all you were was some guy doing his job, just trying to survive like everyone else
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>>284206969
What kind of faggot shoots with their eyes closed lol
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>>284206994
>>284206741
Good day to both of you.
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>all that shit the courier can do
>can't make the followers successful in an independent new vegas
fucking why
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EXTERMINATE ALL FIENDS
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>>284206385
He didn't found the Divide.

He was just a Courier who may or may not have lived in the general California area.

He delivered packages to the Divide regularly enough, nothing more.

Only in Ulysses's fucked up mind did he found the Divide.
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>>284207065
>Fallout 3 is more stable and runs better with Tale of Two Wastelands
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>>284207154
Boy, I sure do love serving the New Californian Republic. Don't you?
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>>284207232
because they're anti-establishment maaaan
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He escaped with his life.

No matter. I got what I wanted, and he'll never play guitar again.
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>>284207154
REMOVE GAULS
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>>284207520
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I found this in the sidewalk wtf do I do?
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>>284207520
Did you just decapitate a man with a tire iron?
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>>284207447
I do. It's wonderful serving as the true heir to America.
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Favorite weapon?
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The vanilla map can seem kinda barren in places, what are some good mods to help fill it out?

>>284207025
>>284207103
I guess I just find it kinda weird that nobody ever says something along the lines of:
>Hey weren`t you a part of that nation that accidentally nuked itself not so long ago?

Nobody seems to mention it or care about it even though it was a big thing for both the legion and NCR.

>>284207365
I guess I never considered the fact that Ulysses is fucking insane and a generally unreliable narrator.
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What was his name again?
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>>284207667
Merelypretending.jpg
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>>284207667
>FINALLY I HAVE ESCAPED MY FLESHY PRISON
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Okay so.. I didn't know that Lakelurks were a thing. So had to leave my water home. If any of you fucks find it then you're welcomed to plunder to your hearts content of my shit if you can take out them walkin' fishes.

I found a new home on a mountain to the south east. I can see for miles! Also, I get a surprisingly good signal on my radio.
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>>284207232
The funny thing is, both House and Independent Vegas have plans to support the followers/vice versa.

Right before going to Hoover Dam with Yes Man, ask him whether there's anything more that needs done, and he gives you a sidequest to go talk to the Followers, he tells you House had plans to support the Followers and in turn they would look after Vegas medically and would have a share in governing Freeside.

My best guess as to why the Followers get the fucked ending even after doing this quest is likely a bug, I imagine after doing that quest the Follower's slide wouldn't appear at all (Similar to how the Good endings in Fallout 1 for some of the towns literally didn't exist, so the only "good ending" you could get for them would be to meet the Good requirements so that the slides don't appear at all).
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>>284207667
Search
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>Evens
Robot Cowboy
>Odds
Lucky Retard Boxer
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>>284205279
>Secrecy
bitch pls I found your shitty Bunker here in the mojave on a sunday stroll.
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>>284197979
[Intelligence m8] my peanus weanus :D
hahah
my weeanus peanus
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>>284206358
Yo, are you going to continue posting this comic?

>>284207154
Strange guys, those Romans.
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>>284207913
Yeah. What was the Brotherhood thinking just leaving their secret base completely unpatrolled. They didn't even lock the gate.
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>>284207683
No. He ripped a guys arm off with a tire iron
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>>284208025
hahahaha i never get tired of seeing peenus weenus.
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>>284207913
Is there a way to get into it right in the beginning of the game? I thought I found something cool while exploring but it ended up being nothing.
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>>284207667
More pic
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>>284207742
Lock Lad
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>>284208071
I want a double Brahmin burger
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>>284208070
forgot aobut that, playing vidya sorry.
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>>284207398

How is TTW anyway? good? bad? buggy?
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>>284207727
The Divide wasn't a nation, you're letting Ulysses's ramblings get to you.

The Divide was a prosperous settlement in between Legion/Mojave/NCR borders.

The Divide had the potential to FORM a Nation, similar to Shady Sands, if things were to continue the way they should have,a nation that Ulysses believed would be superior to NCR and Legion, the best values and technology of the Old World, combined with the best values and outlook of the New World ("New World Hope"). Granted, we don't know whether that's true, it could have just been a nice, prosperous and comfy settlement that Ulysses was projecting his own hopes onto, or maybe not, we don't know.
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>>284207647
>AYYY EVERYBODY ITS DA GAY FROM DA INSTITUTE!
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>>284207520
>He escaped
did he
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living in the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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>>284199129
the only good thing about that DLC was the loot

Survivalist's Rifle is the GOAT
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>>284208191
and easy on the agave sauce this time.
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>>284208152
Your your medicine skill to check on him.
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>>284207727

I seem to remember the Caesar's Legion reloaded featured him actually modding Legionnaire camps in around the SE, which made sense considering how vacant the SE was.

there was another that I can't remember the name of but something like Interiors where he opened a lot of the locked doors up and stuffed in interiors from Fallout 3 or some shit, which gave you a bit more of a sense of adventurous scavenging.

one guy was reloading factions but I found his mods to be sort of crappy. Like I used a Fiends Reloaded package and the Fiends ended up being aggro'd on each other. He was trying to pack gangs and shit into the wasteland to make it as shit-packed as Fallout 3, apparently.

I tried out some wasteland repopulated but it caused SIGNIFICANT lag whenever in a populated area because the engine CAN NOT HANDLE IT.
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>>284208340
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PASSWORD YOU CUNT
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>>284208227
It's gr8 and not buggy at all
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>>284208124
I think there is a second bunker to the north east that looks like it was going to be a second entrance.
Probably got cut due to time constraints.
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>>284208227
It's pretty good, Fallout 3 is somewhat fun using New Vegas' improved mechanics. You can actually hit what you aim at which is a big plus.
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>>284208227
I had a better experience with it than vanilla Fallout 3, most important Fallout 3 mods work with it, and since its running on New Vegas's engine you get the bonus of having New Vegas mods work in the Capital Wasteland without having to be converted.

No real bugs to speak of, no more than normal anyway.
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So uh guys, capital wasteland fag here.
uhhh....I have a bit of a, problem. here, can someone tell me what I should keep and what I should throw out? I literally can't bring myself to do it but I fucking have to.
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>>284200993
nigga that was like 40 years ago before the weights took control, made the place a pretty safe place to live, apparently they have a highschool for kids there and their scores are better than most prewar schools
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>>284207795
SOME FAGGOT STOLE MY JUMPSUIT AND HE WAS HEADING FOR THERE
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>>284208701
Might want to evac before that bomb blows up
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>>284207727
I wouldn't disregard everything Ulysses says, but he tends to get too literal with his metaphors, and I would bet even he looses track of what is a metaphor and what is literal in his mind.

The Courier did "found" the Divide in a way, he kept it alive, but not in a literal way.

He delivered packages, likely from the NCR, to the Divide on a regular basis.

The deliveries likely strengthened the Divide, and thus the Courier could be seen as keeping the Divide alive.
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>>284208437
swordfish
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>>284208725
wrights*
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>>284208701
Throw out those dumb bobbleheads you manchild
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>>284208816
>being this right
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>Strength 10
>Confirmed Bachelor
It's time to show the wasteland who's boss
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I want to replay NV. Any recommended mods?
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>>284209040
A World of Pain.
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NCR in a nutshell.
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>>284197614
>not taking all 36 gold bars
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>>284208859
>He doesn't collect neat little things he finds in the wastes such as bobbleheads figurines and comic books.
Normalfags pls leave go back to sucking mr.house's cock.
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>>284208340
I find it weird how those corpses in-game don't look charred at all.

Then again, the Gamebryo engine does leave a lot to be desired. The next Fallout better use a better engine than Gamebryo again.
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>>284208816
Redpilled.
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>>284208227
More stable than Fallout 3. 3 wasn't optimized for 7 or later, so for a lot of people TTW is the best bet.
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>>284209102
>dat UI

What is it?
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>>284209102
>That HUD
What's its name
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>>284208729
Some faggot? What'd he look like? Maybe I can spot 'em and plunder that there suit for myself.

Can't be worse than walkin' fishes.
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>>284202545
>1400 hours
>only endings I got are House

Fuck you House!
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>>284209110
>implying it won't just be another heavily modified Gamebryo engine.

The people who joke about dragons and radiation shows are probably more prescient than they realize.
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>>284209102
>Even the Chief is sleeping on the job

And the NCR is wondering why they cannot take the Legion down. >>284208816
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>tfw unopened PS3 copy of New Vegas
I really should pick up the Steam version on sale. I don't know if I want to deal with crashes every hour on a console that requires a hard reset every time.

On that note, anything OP I should know about in the game? I heard that Strength, Intelligence, and Luck are the go-tos for starting SPECIAL points.
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>>284193693
You eyeballing me?
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>>284209316
He took one hell of a sleeping pill then
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>>284209279
Probably won't even be modified. They'll stick with what they used for Skyrim since they were sucking their own dicks over it.
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Capital Wastelandfag here, is everything green where you guys are
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>>284209110
Do you really expect the Big B to suddenly care about things so trivial as the game`s engine?
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>>284209338
Intelligence for maximum point distribution.The rest are up to you in your playstyle
>>284209430
>Capital Wasteland fools still have a problem with UNORGANIZED RAIDERS
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>>284207720
25mm grenade machine gun is better
>30 round mag
>lighter than the apw if you take the heavy weight perk
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is anybody reading this shit?
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>>284209338
9 luck and pick solar perk or something that increase +1 your special in day time.
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>>284209338
Steam version is like £5 at some point during major sales, and the improvement and mod potential is well worth it.

That said I got 200+ hours out of the game on PS3 before I got a PC.
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>>284209235
>>284209243
Havent played the game in roughly 4 years, no idea what the name of the mod is.
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>>284202545
>kill the guards
>sell their weapons and armor to the robot
>repeat when necessary, they respawn
easy money
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>>284209191

Hey, that's pretty cool.

Can I mod FO3 using NV mods then? if so, Jesus, I can finally play FO3 again with decent mods.
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>>284209586
Yes, please continue.
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>>284209586
I am
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>>284208816
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't fully support Caesar's Legion
It's like you don't want what's best for mankind.
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>>284208124
if you grab one of the BOS holotaps, they'll let you in.

Go to the black mountain centaur pen for hidden valley.
centaurs are easy prey even during the beginning of the game
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>>284209250
Shit man I dont know, it was dark and I was wasted. You'll know when you see my suit though, its a beauty I even write my name on it ''Miquel''. I'm telling ya he's probably some junkie.
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>>284209586
Sure. Never got to read this comic before.
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>>284209586
I'm reading. Keep posting.
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>>284209338
Make a Fallout NV roll thread.

Whatever you land on is your next playthrough.

7th digit represents what SPECIAL yo do, 8th represents your character, and 9th represents which weapons you ONLY use. Go ahead, do it. Al of us are bored posting in this thread anyway.
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>>284209586
I am. Read it before, but it's been a while, and I fucking love NVs story so always happy to go through stuff like this again.
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Just rolled a new character, slaughtered the NCR and Legion with a hatchet. Get fucked.
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>>284209701
>Benny being a good person
Huh
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>>284209089
Looks allright. Thanks.
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>tfw you got New Vegas Collectors edition
>Dat Chip
>Dem Cards
>Dat Comic
>leave it all in the box since I'll never bother to get a nice case for it.
Same for the Halo 3 legendary edition
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>>284209949
I'm really interested in those cards. All those quotes
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behold, the best video of fallout new vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_dXUjCZPA0
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What are some good quest mods? All of them seem really hit or miss.
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>>284209847
>being this dissolute
degenerates like you belong on a cross tbh
at least you killed some NCR
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>just realized I deleted all my screenshots when
I uninstalled new vegas

whoops
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>>284210168
Christ that's a lot of Fiends
>All that loot
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>>284206083
>>284206316
>killing your own son
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>>284210290
>Bottlecap (5)
>9mm pistol
>Jet

>x30
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>>284210251
That gun does not fit the setting.
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>>284210290
and that's a lot of khans.

they suddenly cloned or something, must be barkscorpion gland.
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