How much of a real gamer are you? gotoquiz.com/are_you_a_true_gamer_2

I see we've gone through the Looking Glass's Looking Glass now.

I want off this ride, and I want it to stop intensifying.

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>>283851312

I am a real gamer in the sense in that I am real and I play (and sometimes enjoy) games.

What else defines a 'real gamer' OP?

>>283851626
if you pass this test your a real gamer
buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/how-much-of-a-gamer-are-you

what a shit quiz OP.

Do this test instead
http://strawpoll.me/3675646

Yeah! Fake gamers play popular mainstream games, while real gamers play these other popular mainstream games!

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>>283851626

>i am real

>>283851312
Real gamer girls do not acknowledge themselves as gamer girls. They simply play games like the rest of us without having the need to put themselves on display for doing things she likes.

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>>283851626
How sure are you that you're "real"? Do you even know what being "real" is?

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>>283852181
I don't whats real and whats a game!

>>283851626
>I am real
Prove it.

Cogito ergo sum is a load of shit and I don't understand why anybody uses that as evidence. It does not "prove" you're real AT all.

>>283852540

How about i kick you in the balls, that'll show you how real i am

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>>283853017
But I'm a girl.

>>283853128
girls can have balls to

>not just skyrim

kek

>>283853128
my apologies, m'lady. maybe I could win your favor by taking you out to a nice dinner?

>>283851312
The only "gamer" who isn't actually a gamer is someone who plays exclusively mobile phone mostly freemium games. Having Angry Birds on your cell phone doesn't make you a gamer, and pretending it does skews demographics so developers try to target an audience that doesn't actually care about their product.

Debates about which AAA garbage franchises are "casual" and which are "true gamer" or "hardcore" are mostly pointless. People who care are going to assume their preferred AAA garbage is "true gamer" and the AAA garbage they don't like is "casual".

>>283853128
I'm a girl too :)
And no, I won't show tits or vagina, because I have none.
I have a penis and still self identify as a girl.
Have a nice day.

>>283853203
I don't care what /v/ says a girl can't have a dick no,
not even a tiny femenine one

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>portal
>pokemon
>zelda
>real gamers
Never change females

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>>283852514
>Thumbnail

>>283853373
LONDON
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How Can Gamers Be Real If Games Aren't Real?

>>283851312
Twenty bucks says OP made that post.

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>>283851312
100%

>>283851312
that fucking list, op is a FAL. :^)

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>>283854231
>inferior intelligence

>>283851312
I'm such a hardcore gamer that I send daily threats to Anita Jewkeesian, personally, on her home address.

>>283854231
fuck you protomen is based

>>283854815
lmfao

>>283854343
don't make me level up all over your face and upper chest, faggpt

Test to see if you're a real gamer

Do you like playing video games?

If yes, you're a gamer.
If no, you're a cuntsucking cuk

>>283851312
>filememe

>>283854231

>"played"

I know this image is b8 but how he uses "played" is really infuriating

>>283854231
>if youve ever played ____
why does playing it bad
if you play it frequently and praise it or whatever it's bad, but it would be bad if you at least havent TRIED them

>>283855807
>why does playing it bad
good job, me

>>283855743
They are not true games so they can not actually be played
>>283855807
You should be intelligent enough to realize those games are complete garbage from the publisher, dev, or gameplay footage alone.

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>filename

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>>283854231
>if you play video games you're not a person who plays video games

This is some grade A bait right here.

>>283856014
Are...are you just posting more b8 or are you literally this autistic?

27%, goodbye /v/

>>283851312
>all those fucking nostalgia based questions
I'm sorry I never played anything before the Gameboy Advance and never went back for your favorite 'holy grail of games'

>>283856289
Youre the equivalent of people who play nothing but facebook games.

>>283852163
Real gamers aren't girls.

>>283851312
what's up with Gamur Grrl and Zelda anyway?

>>283856028
for some reason I just don't give a fuck about steam achievements, but I like to go for trophies
i wish it were easier to view acheievements and compare them with other people

>>283853128

LONDON
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>>283856789
Easily accessible game that gives the player a feeling of achievement.
Women playing the game don't understand why the series is so significant in video game history, think it is about playing a green man named Zelda and saving a princess.

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>>283854231
>dissing on hotline miami
really got me there

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>>283856638
Real gamers aren't guys, either.
Your sex does not determine whether or not you are a gamer; in order to be a gamer, you have to play video games. Lots of them. Gaming must be one of your main (if not your main) hobbies.
If you don't have bags under your eyes from lack of sleep because you stayed up late playing games, if you don't have poor-as-fuck posture and a slouch from sitting in front of the TV/computer screen for hours at a time, if you don't forget to eat a meal every once in a while because you're absorbed in a game, then you are not a real gamer.
In order to be a true gamer, you must love video games.

Now, ANSWER ME, /v/! DO YOU LOVE VIDEOS GAMES?! DO YOU?!?

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>>283851312
>If you play these casual mainstream games and not these casual mainstream games then your are not a girl gamer!

>>283856337
He's definitely autistic, and it's still bait

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>>283854231
things were going well until that last point
now I have to sell my PC, which is what I use to download and watch anime on

>>283851312
51%

>>283858913
well, it is true. anime watchers cause most of the shitposting on /v/

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>>283851312
>played a reasonable of the games mentioned
>still couldn't answer the relevant questions if you pointed a gun at me

Well, fair enough, but they went out of their way to be as obtuse as humanly possible. Some of those questions would be hard for die-hard fans of the game to answer, while the others were like "what do moogles say?" which anyone who has ever even looked at a FF game sideways would know.

Guess I'm not a real gamer. At least i'll fit in on /v/.