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So my fucktard roommate put these boneless pork chops in some

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So my fucktard roommate put these boneless pork chops in some packeted marinade and told me to cook them because he cant cook for shit. I don't particularly like pork chops so i don't really know how to go about cooking them. Does anybody have any clue how i could bake/broil these?
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>seasons
>not ages
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>>283821950
Wow hmm alright so i didn't mean for it to upload upside down btw
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>>283821950
.....Slightly vidya related.
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>>283821950

I was gonna direct you to /ck/, then I saw the cartridges and realised this was a /v/ thread after all!
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>>283822101
I actually have ages as well, i just can't seem to find it at the moment. I do enjoy them equally though
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>2015
>still eating meat
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I just genuinely posted this in the wrong board. fuck
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>>283821950
My guess would be defrost them, pull them out, then cook in oven.
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>>283822404
I have some meat for you, anime
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Thinly slice, stir fry in pan with a little oil.
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>>283821950

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
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Flying pan
medium heat
tablespoon of olive oil
when the oil is hot, add the chops
5 minutes on each side

Enjoy
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>>283822427
You have two options, you can either pan fry them in some oil on medium heat, or you can put them in the oven, loosely covered in foil for 20-30 minutes (uncover for the last 10 or so).
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>>283822253

But Ages is better....

captcha: oweeb
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>>283822732

>flying pan
I'm not asian, it was just a typo
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>>283822404

>2015
>eating
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>>283822404
>2015
>being a homosex vegetarian faggot
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>>283821950
>Cartridges

Nice try OP, this thread goes in >>>/vr/
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>>283822912
>2015
>living
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>>283822404
>2015
>being a vegan cuck
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>>283823091
No skeletons allowed
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Well-done steak masterrace.

Eat shit mediumrare faggots.
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>>283822950
Nothing gay about not eating meat.

>>283823151
I eat animal produce like eggs and dairy, as well as fish. So I'm not vegan. Sorry!
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>>283822912
>2015
>still being a heterotrophic organism
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>>283822776
At what temperature do they go in the oven?
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>>283821950
Just pan fry them for 90-120 seconds per side on a moderately high heat since they've already been ruined by packet marinade.

>>283822404
I ALREADY FIRED YOU
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>>283823260
post pics of your boipussy
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>>283823260
>Nothing gay about not eating meat.

It's extremely fucking gay.
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>>283823290
200C/400F who cares.
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>>283823260
>I'm not vegan
So you are a hypocrite then? Do you do it because of the poor animals and animal cruelty?
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>>283823237
>cooking your meat
c'mon son
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>>283823290
Are you sure it won't ruin my frying pan? We only have a nonstick one and i know they don't do well on high heat.
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>>283822404

Anyways OP,
>>>/ck/
Did I do that right?
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>>283822732
I've been having trouble with my flying pan lately, mainly since the flames on my stovetop won't reach high enough to heat the underside of the pan when it achieves maximum altitude. I've been thinking about returning it for an amphibious pan.

Any advice before I make the exchange?
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>>283823373
How so?

>>283823467
Meat is base and environmentally inefficient.
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>>283823268
200 degrees C/400 F

If it was me I'd brown them in a pan for 1 minute each side and oven them uncovered for about 15.
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THEY GO INTO THE PAN FOR ABOUT 1.5 MINUTES EACH SIDE YA FACKIN DONKEY
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>>283823492
I want to try it
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Video games.
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>>283823609
>Meat is base and environmentally inefficient.

And grass is?
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>>283823519
Just heat up some oil beforehand and don't leave the chops in too long, that way the marinade won't really get a chance to burn. A lot of people overcook pork because they're retarded, and lean overcooked meat is basically like eating cardboard, so since they look fairly thin you don't want to cook them more then 2 minutes a side. Remember, you can always cook meat a bit longer if it's undercooked, but there's no going back from overcooking.
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>>283822404

You do know not eating meat is unhealthy right ? Shit has highly available vitamins, zinc, and cholesterol which is needed to build testosterone, plus fat is healthier than carbs which vegan diets have a lot of. There's no doubt you have low test.
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>>283823819
>>283823829
Well back to threads bitching about The Order and Evolve I guess. So much for fun.
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>there are people in this thread at this very moment that own an electric stove
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>>283823671
Entree's up, chef!
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Pretty good thead-starter OP, I got a laugh.
Don't know shit about cooking, only played about 3 hours of Seasons and 1 hour of Ages.
But good luck with whatever the question was.
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'Sup dude, I brought us some pizza for our melee tourney.
could you pass the controller bro?
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>there are people on this board right now that can't cook a simple piece of meat in a pan
...i don't understand how these people live.
Seriously, do you have someone that wipes your ass too?
This isn't cooking, this is so basic it can't even be classified as cooking, you're slapping some meat in a fucking pan with some oil, then turning it over, and then it's fucking done.
This new generation is fucked, absolutely fucked.
If WW3 happens and we nuke ourselves into the stone age the only thing your pale ass will ever be good for is being lunch for radscorpions.
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>>283823609
What's wrong with being base as long as you aren't hurting anybody and also cows are not good for the enviroment
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>>283823942
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't cook using logs
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>>283823875
Nice and green? I don't understand what you're talking about, and I don't eat grass if that's what you're implying.

>>283823885
>low test
This is how I know you don't know shit. Meat has a lot of the things you need, this is true. But it's a myth that these things aren't available in plants (not to mention egg, dairy and fish which I do eat) if you know what to go for.
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>>283823947
MODS
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>>283823875
>grass is food

Come on man, at least try.
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>>283821950
You just need to press the E button, or whatever your action command is bound to and it will cook
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Just add a little creme fraiche, anon
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>>283824123
What would you do that? That's just inefficient.
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>>283823942
We have an electric stove unfortunately. Murder me
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>>283824142

Read it up, cholesterol is the predecessor of testosterone. It is needed to build it. Where the fuck is the cholesterol in your veggies ?
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>>283823689
It's good. You have to be sure of the quality of the meat though. So don't get one in a crappy restaurant, and if you make it yourself, go to a butcher and get quality meat.
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>>283822101
Seasons is much better
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>>283824326
Though yeah it's fine if you eat eggs like you said, but that's meat so I don't know why your posted in the first place.
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>>283823936
>omfg why doesn't anyone make threads that cater to MY tastes
Millennial detected
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Three two three four FOUR two three, aaaaand!
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>>283824326
I think you're the one who needs to read up. It's a myth that your diet is what governs your testosterone production. You can search for it and you'll only find such claims on broscience fitness blogs.
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>shit, this has nothing to do with videogames.
>better throw some gameboy karts on it
OP, you are a piece of work.
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>>283824123

>He doesn't have a stone oven
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>put tiny bit of oil in pan
>turn to medium
>cook for ~2 minutes of each side

My girlfriend always makes me cook meat for her, I don't know why people are intimidated by what is probably the simplest thing to cook.
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this is a pretty easy way to do it

http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2014/10/23/how-to-make-pan-roasted-pork-chops/
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>>283824583

lol k bai
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>>283823492
>>283824401
Please don't eat this shit you will d-
...actually go ahead, eat this 3 times a day.
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RAVIOLI
RAVIOLI
GIVE
ME
THE
FORMUOLI
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>>283824572
These men are PAAAAWNS!
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>>283824584
I swear to god it was an accident i really thought i was on /ck/. This threads success was out of my control
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>>283824693
and the price of 20,000 on their heads
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>>283822404
So this is how this works. If you don't eat meat it's because two reasons:

A:
>muh poor animals
B:
>muh healthy food

If you are A but aren't vegan you are a hypocrite.
If you are B you are a faggot who doesn't know shit who was probably brainwashed into it by family or some retard propaganda.

So which one are you?
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>>283824873
Next they will be hanged as the true messengers of GOD.
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I just cook pork chops like steaks.
>Heat cast iron pan to "really hot"
>Stick meat in, dont touch it until its time to flip
>Cook other side
>take off and let sit

Never bothered with oil, its not even needed.
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>>283822732
>Flying pan
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>>283824608
>girlfriend
GET OUT
GET OUT NORMIES
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>283824665
3 times a day maybe is a bit excessive.
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>>283824985
Fish are food and not friends. I don't mind cows being milked or chickens laying eggs. People work too and that's not abuse.

So A except I'm not a hypocrite.
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>>283823942
better than ceramic. whoever invented ceramic stovetops is a fucking idiot
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>>283824994
They were just a couple of song writers who came to Ishtar to break into show business
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>>283822404
>gf sees this freelee the banana girl shit on YouTube
>stops eating meatand eats fruits and rice all day and a lot of it
>she puts on a lot of weight because she didn't realise this freelee girl runs like two marathons each day
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>>283825039

>post yfw first time you cooked with a Flying pan
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>>283823609
You being alive is environmentally inefficient. Please consider ending your pathetic life.
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>>283825136
"Hey what's the matter with him, is he blind?"
"Well yes he is but he's in perfect condition."
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>>283823885
Testosterone causes baldness, aggressive behavior, impulsiveness, and makes your body look disgusting.
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>>283825107
But you do know that cows and chickens often held in terrible conditions. It's actually much much worse than being butchered for food.
So if you really cared you wouldn't support it.
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>>283824597
>Not just flying into cooking range of the sun
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>>283825153
jesus christ. please force her to start eating vegetables and stop eating fucking rice, or at least cut back on it and use brown rice instead
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>>283825267
So how did they wind up on everyone's hitlist?
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>>283825191
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>>283825310
It also causes you not to be a fucking fagot like most of /v/.
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>>283825191
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>>283822732
>>283822861
>have asain prof
>one class he is talking about walmart
>pronounces it warmart
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>>283825373
Your life is in danger
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>>283825490
>2015
>Not being a fucking fagot like most of /v/
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