So my fucktard roommate put these boneless pork chops in some packeted marinade and told me to cook them because he cant cook for shit. I don't particularly like pork chops so i don't really know how to go about cooking them. Does anybody have any clue how i could bake/broil these?
I was gonna direct you to /ck/, then I saw the cartridges and realised this was a /v/ thread after all!
You have two options, you can either pan fry them in some oil on medium heat, or you can put them in the oven, loosely covered in foil for 20-30 minutes (uncover for the last 10 or so).
Just pan fry them for 90-120 seconds per side on a moderately high heat since they've already been ruined by packet marinade.
I ALREADY FIRED YOU
Did I do that right?
I've been having trouble with my flying pan lately, mainly since the flames on my stovetop won't reach high enough to heat the underside of the pan when it achieves maximum altitude. I've been thinking about returning it for an amphibious pan.
Any advice before I make the exchange?
Meat is base and environmentally inefficient.
THEY GO INTO THE PAN FOR ABOUT 1.5 MINUTES EACH SIDE YA FACKIN DONKEY
Just heat up some oil beforehand and don't leave the chops in too long, that way the marinade won't really get a chance to burn. A lot of people overcook pork because they're retarded, and lean overcooked meat is basically like eating cardboard, so since they look fairly thin you don't want to cook them more then 2 minutes a side. Remember, you can always cook meat a bit longer if it's undercooked, but there's no going back from overcooking.
You do know not eating meat is unhealthy right ? Shit has highly available vitamins, zinc, and cholesterol which is needed to build testosterone, plus fat is healthier than carbs which vegan diets have a lot of. There's no doubt you have low test.
>there are people in this thread at this very moment that own an electric stove
'Sup dude, I brought us some pizza for our melee tourney.
could you pass the controller bro?
>there are people on this board right now that can't cook a simple piece of meat in a pan
...i don't understand how these people live.
Seriously, do you have someone that wipes your ass too?
This isn't cooking, this is so basic it can't even be classified as cooking, you're slapping some meat in a fucking pan with some oil, then turning it over, and then it's fucking done.
This new generation is fucked, absolutely fucked.
If WW3 happens and we nuke ourselves into the stone age the only thing your pale ass will ever be good for is being lunch for radscorpions.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't cook using logs
Nice and green? I don't understand what you're talking about, and I don't eat grass if that's what you're implying.
This is how I know you don't know shit. Meat has a lot of the things you need, this is true. But it's a myth that these things aren't available in plants (not to mention egg, dairy and fish which I do eat) if you know what to go for.
It's good. You have to be sure of the quality of the meat though. So don't get one in a crappy restaurant, and if you make it yourself, go to a butcher and get quality meat.
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I think you're the one who needs to read up. It's a myth that your diet is what governs your testosterone production. You can search for it and you'll only find such claims on broscience fitness blogs.
>shit, this has nothing to do with videogames.
>better throw some gameboy karts on it
OP, you are a piece of work.
>put tiny bit of oil in pan
>turn to medium
>cook for ~2 minutes of each side
My girlfriend always makes me cook meat for her, I don't know why people are intimidated by what is probably the simplest thing to cook.
So this is how this works. If you don't eat meat it's because two reasons:
>muh poor animals
>muh healthy food
If you are A but aren't vegan you are a hypocrite.
If you are B you are a faggot who doesn't know shit who was probably brainwashed into it by family or some retard propaganda.
So which one are you?
Next they will be hanged as the true messengers of GOD.
I just cook pork chops like steaks.
>Heat cast iron pan to "really hot"
>Stick meat in, dont touch it until its time to flip
>Cook other side
>take off and let sit
Never bothered with oil, its not even needed.
GET OUT NORMIES
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!
3 times a day maybe is a bit excessive.
They were just a couple of song writers who came to Ishtar to break into show business
>gf sees this freelee the banana girl shit on YouTube
>stops eating meatand eats fruits and rice all day and a lot of it
>she puts on a lot of weight because she didn't realise this freelee girl runs like two marathons each day
>post yfw first time you cooked with a Flying pan
"Hey what's the matter with him, is he blind?"
"Well yes he is but he's in perfect condition."
But you do know that cows and chickens often held in terrible conditions. It's actually much much worse than being butchered for food.
So if you really cared you wouldn't support it.
>Not just flying into cooking range of the sun
So how did they wind up on everyone's hitlist?