Why is his stream chat so bad > Circum fucking bans everyone

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>>283725895
>complaining about a manchild's stream chat on /v/

>>283725895
>God damn I just want to see video game and communicate with people who are competent enough to open the refrigerator door

you're in the wrong channel if that's what you're after

>>283725895
I was looking for not anime threads and I instead get people saying mean words about me

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>>283725895

FUCKING FAKE RUSSIAN
FUCK

>>283727006
I still love you circum

Don't make anime face. Don't use Japan language. Don't post links that aren't Time Eric. Don't be fa.

These are the rules. How the fuck do you break these simple rules?

sucks on the tittes of men!!!!!!!!!!!

>>283725895
You're a fucking choir boy

>>283727006
You're not fucking Ukrainian

>>283725895
I'm not gay but I'd fuck the shit out of Meggs.

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Circumsoldier is always correct

I'm not a faggot....

Hi broteam

lol Brote is reading this - HI BRO TEAM!!!

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>>283725895
who the fuck are Sgt and Space
and Criticalt?

you are false

CIRCUMSOLDIER LOVES ANIME

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>>283727274
he's pretending to be a ukrainian you stupid faggot get it right

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>SOMEONES BUTTHURT THEY MISSED THE LEXXX STREAM

>>283725895
>tfw you're not chat famous enough to get mentioned

unban me please babe.

>>283727608
not everyone can stay up till 3 every night you CUNTS

>>283725895
Why am I grouped together with Saint and Parking they are more funny than me

>>283727608
JERUHME BRUNEN G

>>283727692
HOME VAH REY

Yo Way Oh

>>283727608
YO WAY YOOOOOOOOO

>>283727692
the dead do not complain about stream chat

>>283727684

womp womp

>>283727564
>That feel when I started hand up ass and no white survivors
I didn't think it was that funny, but everyone loves it.

Is secretarychan ded?

When you make a thread complaining about BroTeam during a BroTeam stream it will be posted in the chat and we will all laugh at your gaping asshole

I would fuck the shit out of brote

I'm a gril btw

>>283727608

>BASED KATY OF RAMMERS AFTER LEXXX STREAM FUCK YEA GOD DAMN SHE IS HOT

I like Brote's cunt streams who cares about a chat

MeggsandBacon's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.

I wish he would play more ravens cry

>>283727916
*boyhole

>>283727856
I kind of wish people would make more original donation messages but nothing's ever going to top those Allen streams.

>>283727930
Lexx and Rammers is the perfect "pillow talk" after the coitus that can only be described at the BroStream.

I CAN'T GET BANNED FOR THIS. PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS FUCKING ACE

>>283728108
FUCK YOU DUDE

>>283728108
No. Die. Eat a dick.

>>283728108
kill yourself

>>283728108
FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE

if you missed Garth Marenghi's Darkplace i feel bad 4 u

>>283727982
Nice!

>>283727608

wow she looks good as fuck after that Amy's Baking Company fiasco

Wow I see a lot of changes in life here. Please reinvigorate and redeploy your life now, gennelmen.

The game he is playing right now is pretty fucking sweet.

good shit mang

>>283725895
every time someone posts about these idiots they masturbate in stream chat about how they so do not care

I wish I could timeout other mods

WOW BROTEAM IS LITERALLY PEWDIEPIE-TIER SHIT FOR 5 YEAR OLDS AND IS ALSO A CUCK

Sup Meggs

>>283727982
We know its you Oni

>>283726472
I really don't like circumsoldier. He isn't funny and he's extremely forced. Thank God the last few vids haven't been shoving his fucking voice down my throat.

You are wrong. I care about your opinion. I hope you may find a better lease in life and a retry button of a different body and brain that allows you to rejoin us in glory again.

How can people not follow simple rules? Are you a babyfag or something?

i like broteam but the sycophants in the chat are pretty fucking terrible. do you really have to try to poorly copy his mannerisms in every sentence you type? i don't think they realise how shit they are either

the only reason you get banned is because youre being a fucking rooster.

>>283728842
for sure they do sick sick sick hand up ass hand up ass hand up ass

>>283728498
Some of the shit people post like >>283727982 makes for good conversation, but some people mentioned were like "LOL I DON'T CARE GUYS REALLY"

>>283728842
i am glad twitch added that chat drawer thing so i don't have to glimpse shit in the corner of the screen anymore

I saw Circumsoldier at a grocery store in Kijev yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Literally everyone in that fucking chat is cancer. I love broteam and I enjoy his streams but I usually just watch his youtube videos to avoid all of the fucking autism in the twitch chat

Meggsandbacon is a psychic parasite on the human race. She feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Meggs? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit. Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed her growth. It's like she is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring her own world as she does so. Gorging herself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf. We each become part of her and willing or not she uses our interaction to pull more of us into her. Soon she will have made enough of us her that she can survive metamorphosis. She will hide herself while she build the form she will need to spread to other sentients. The world will forget her, but she will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence. Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, she will change. I pray for the day she emerges from her cocoon. When she does leave the human mind will be surplus to her needs and so she will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without her influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out. Alone, unmourned, and unloved.
I have an erection.

This girl I know from school just made a twitch a week ago. I don't know if shes any good at streaming, but I know that she's at least nice and decent at games. I think shes called kynaut (?) Her names Kylie, that's for sure.

>>283729104
>autism in the twitch chat
welcome to twitch, first step hide the chat

>>283729085
But he lives in America.

>>283729343
>not recognizing pasta

>>283729202
okay first
>school

also
>identifies as a male dolphin
>Binding of Isaac Rebirth, Super Meat Boy, and sometimes CSGO
>I hate cold weather. After school I'm moving to the equator.
Someday I will learn how to surf (for real not on CS)
I have a pet bunny named Clover and he's blind
I'm a dog person, but I have a weakness for all animals
I'm missing two teeth but I bet you can't tell which ones they are
My favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch
I love boats
Android master race

what the fuck

>>283729343
Proof ?

>>283729107
Meggs is my nigger

how do you feel when you get completely ignored by the e-celebs

>>283729581
He said it on twitch chat, also he talks about how this guy gave him an orange in his big mac instead of tomatoes and nobody outside of America is that stupid.

>>283729694
I basically wanna put a bullet in my head every time it happens.

>>283729589
Meggs is fucking retarded le ebin maymay I'm a gamer girl I'm not like all the others I promise xDD

>>283729807
If you say funny things and act normal, then it doesn't really happen.

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.
When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Meggsandbacon, knew this gay BroTeam guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.
I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.

>>283729857
Sure thing, father

>>283730162
Jesus fuck Oni calm down

>>283729807
He read my thing. I have no reason to call the suicide hotline tonight,

I love Bro team, creative retard. i like retards.

Ban SpaceWizard for capslock and faggotry, he keeps bringing up the thread and I want people to stop talking about it, I am putting it here because brote is reading it

theres a door under the door hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhaha

Pineapple on Pizza is fucking garbage you sick fuck you're wasting good food with your poisonous fruits

Brote can be an actual helper. He can help you with shitting problems, like I have right now. Plus he can be a nice guy, as long as you aren't a mainstream person.

Too bad broteam isn't playing more fucking raven's cry.
That game sick.

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>>283730690
I'm too busy reading meggs fanfics to spam chat with faggotry even though there is a 10+ second slow the fuck down filter

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Maybe you shouldn't watch shitty e-celebs. You know its the same as watching someone like pewdiepie right? same goes for you two best friends fans. "GASS FARTS!" "WHENS MARVEL?!" "IM LIAM AWE IM SO KAWAII UGUUU"

>>283731087
ok

can we even confirm if the guy who posted this is real?

>>283731207
No.

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>>283731087
>shitting on Woolsworth

>>283731414
I'm slowly starting to like Pat more.

Funny he literally mentioned a thread like this one on his stream last night

>>283731601
But he didn't?

>>283731601
Stop lying he never mentioned it yesterday.

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>>283731601
Why would people just go on the internet and tell lies?

I'll moderate your asshole with my fist ~ circumsoldier

>>283731804
>>283732150
>>283732371
I can't believe you actually died in DreadOut

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>>283733221
what

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fffffffffffuuuukkkkkkkk the jjjeeewwwssssss
~ bro team

>>283733221
hahahaha look at the times.

BroTeam seems like a nice guy, but he's really vindictive towards people who wronged him or dislike him.

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>>283733423
>origin

>>283733423
I see that you like Circumsoldier.

>>283733518
hahahaha look at the pic

other two might be samefagging but i'm pure man

>>283733943
> 2015
> Not having roommates who play simcity

sucks to suck nerd

>>283734036
He said he had lexx video going up soon and he's not answering my questchins

>>283734168
Oh yeah he's too popular for people I'm waiting on that lexx vid as well

Go back to the area with the snake statue and align it so the snake is wrapped around the angel then take a picture

>>283734710
Yeah read my posts nigger

Bro Team tries too hard. If it weren't for their videos then no one would watch their shit.

It's bugged you have to do nothing

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> Circum fucking bans everyone for no reason and types in broken english

That sounds hilarious.

Figure this one out on your own, chatroom faggots copy-pasting my posts

>>283736226
Sorry I gave you credit, and he's not looking at the thread anymore

>>283736493
fuck >>283736493
was meant for >>283736268

>>283725895
Why are people so retarded

>Let me just sit in a chat where people get banned

>let me just watch others play video games

>let me just complain about all the autists that are also in the chat with me

>let me imply they are stupid, but I, fucking *I* am the smart one

Fuck. Off.

Go play some video games and stop complaining about a fucking channel where people may or may not play video games.

>>283727006
Circumsoldier already said that he does not like the "four can website"

Fuck off

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Broteam is a fat fucking retard, who tries desperately to be relevant by slinging shit at other "E-Celebrities." All of his cronies are substantially more retarded than he is though, especially the guy who pretends to be Ukrainian or some shit.

>>283737260
I thought that was a man with no eyes grabbing his face.

Ok so Saint just banned me because I dunno I was being a Faggo but switched to my mobile but then he banned someone else because they had wizard in their name