Refute this.

>>283599275

PS4 games aren't as sweet as PC games.

>>283599410
Is that why Pc gamers keep begging for Ps4 games?

>>283599410
Then why do you port beg?

>>283599692
>>283599747

It's like looking down at your little brother and congratulating him on doing something because it makes their juvenile minds feel good about themselves.

>1 year into the generation
>PS4 is already the undisputed winner

Only Sony!

Analogies are for stupid people.

Which console is the Mr. Goodbar?

>>283599914
>make yourself look like a homeless man
>looking down on others and congratulating them

>>283600060
Vita.

>Lindt

I do hope that OP was implying that 1886 is the same thing but twice as expensive, marketed to clapistanis who don't know what real chocolate tastes like, much less real, high-quality chocolate.

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>>283600112


Listen 'ere. We made you, little pricks. If it wasn't for us, then you whippersnappers wouldn't even fucking exist.

If you think you are worth anything in this life, you'd be wrong. You will always be low spec pieces of shits.

>>283600060
Ouya

>>283600232
Do Amerifats have any real food in their country?

>>283599275
Hershey's is dogshit and Lindt is great. Whereas most ps4 games are dogshit and the order is total shit.

>>283600221
>Goodbars are my favorite candy bar
>I own a Vita

I'm okay with this.

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Fuck this thread. I hate chocolate.
pic somewhat related.

>>283599914
>PC
>Little brother

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>>283599275
I tried a Hershey's bar once. It was fucking disgusting, I don't understand how Americans can eat it.

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Refute this.

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FTFY

>>283600382
Yeah, we do, but we have to hide it from all the fatties.

>>283600697

When america stepped on any land with out mighty army, we gave chocolate to everyone.

AND THEY LOVED IT.

>Buying pre-made chocolate
>Not making your own

Classic consolefaggotry..

>>283599275
You have to prove something before it can be refuted.

>>283599410
> PS4 games aren't as sweet as PC games.

Well sugar isn't exactly good for you. In fact... a good dark bitter chocolate is better for your system than sweet milk chocolate.

>>283601028

That's why you have doritos and mtn dew to even it out.

>>283600697

I tried a Hersheys bar once and it tasted like the sour, bilious aftertaste of vomit. I shared it with my family, and they all came out with variations of "vomit" or "bile".

It's fucking foul. How anyone could call it chocolate is beyond me.

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>>283600697

You understand that it isn't supposed to be enjoyed, right?
Hershey's is poverty chocolate

>>283600697
>>283601316
Anons, us Americans know that shit isn't really chocolate. It costs less than a dollar for a bar of it here. Hell, I don't know anyone that has had Hershey's since childhood.

>>283600697
american and European generic chocolate are fundamentally different, as I understand it
american chocolate uses more sugar, and european uses more fat. but since hershey works hard to keep european chocolate out of american stores, most americans have probably never had much different

>>283599914
spotted the /r/masterrace dork

>>283599275
Both are shit?

>>283600697
we don't, we just give it to other people. it's extremely cheap.

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>>283599275
Hey OP! I found a new, never before seen screen shot of The Order for you! It proves that 1886 really is all about Quality over Quantity, and that anyone who disagrees with the idea that a 5.5 hour game with 1.5-2.0 hours of actual gameplay can't be awesome is a shit-eating toad!

>85% cocoa

Yeah, no. I actually LIKE to taste my chocolate.

What's wrong with milk chocolate?

>>283600697
Hershey's isn't chocolate to Americans, either. It's something cheap we give to a kid to make them shut the fuck up.

>>283599275
I don't give a shit about Sony nor The Order, but this is pretty good analogy regarding game length, and it's on /v/ no less. I'm astonished.

>>283603496
Import yourself some real European chocolate and you'll find out.

>>283603468
It sounds like you enjoy tasting everything but the chocolate, anon. including dick

>>283603873
I'm lazy and poor, post one of those shitty MS Paint tier lists so I can look up brands later

>>283599275
dark chocolate is actually quite good. 1886 is not.

>>283603468
I think you mean you want to taste the sugar buddy

>>283603873
I've had the exact Lindt chocolate in OP's pic and it's nothing special. It's just a thin, brittle bar of vaguely chocolate-like flavour.

Hershey's isn't very good either, though. A good quality milk or light dark (<60%) chocolate is best.

>>283601983
>>283603682

What child would eat it though? If someone offered me it, I'd either olitely decline or just pretend to eat it until such a time I could dispose of it.

It reminds me of these sweets you can get here that are just chalky, purple, lavander flavoured sweets. I could never understand who bought the fucking things, never mind eat them.

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Master race coming through

>>283604047
No.

The first step in self-enlightenment...is to take the first step yourself.

>>283604314
I said import, not buy that crap that's passed off as "Imported (Made in Peoria, IL)" at Whole Foods.

Lindt tastes like shit

Nice shitpost thread, I don't care about the order

>>283604375
A child who doesn't know any better, obviously.

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>he doesn't like dark chocolate

>>283600697
We usually don't and those who do can't help it. The cunt founder of Hershey thought that butyric acid (one of the foul, sour components of vomit) belonged in chocolate and now a lot of us are too accustomed to it.

>>283601983
hey a dollar is a lot of money for yuropoors

>>283604510
Lindt is European you turbonigger.

>>283599275
You know why they call it PC mustard race?
because consoles need to ketchup

What does PC mustard race say about PS4
Its garbage

What does PC say about paying for online play
Free

>>283599275

But I like Hershey's.

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I fixed it

>>283604423
I almost lost a tooth, the last time I tried to eat that shit.

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>>283599275
>Liking dark chocolate above 80% cocoa.
Enjoy your bitter lump of cacao solids

>>283601316
funnily enough hersheys has the same shit that gives vomit its vomit taste, it quite literally tastes like vomit

>>283600697
>tfw I enjoy hershey's
O-ok then

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>>283601316
>>283604643
>>283604945
I have legitimately eaten raw vomit before, and Hershey chocolate tastes nothing like it

>>283599275
I don't understand what this image is trying to say.

>>283599929

It is. This is an absolute fact, in every single aspect. I own every console and can confirm this.

>>283605365
Then you need to lurk more.

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>>283604857
I fucking love Hershey's. I could eat that shit all day, so it's nice that you get a lot.

Incidentally, the chocolate I grew up eating was from See's Candies and whatever my uncle brought from overseas.

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>85% cutscenes

>>283604727
Made in San Leandro, California in the United States using shit American ingredients and in line with shit American food safety regulations.

If you think that the Lindt shit you buy in bags at the grocery store is an example of fine European chocolate, then I have no further words for you.

>>283604857
People in this thread talking about Hershey being vomit are the equivalent of 'patricians' on /mu/ calling everything outside their niche genre pleb.

>Lindt
Shit quality chocolate, only the melty ones are good. And even then you can get better.

Dark chocolate is an acquired taste.

>>283606224
The difference is that Hershey's is objectively shit chocolate.

>>283599275
>lindt chocolate bars are good

never had one i see

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>$50 for the World's Largest Hershey Bar
What in the actual fuck, how can 5 pounds of chocolate be $50.

>>283606409
>acquired taste
>AKA: I have to force myself to like it

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>The Order: 1886

What's the power level of each chocolate? I actually tried a variety of chocolate, from Polish to German. If you want to get specific, list the brand names.

>>283606958
I want to know this too.

>>283599275
>90's gaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3CV051-AQ

>>283606409
I'd say you either like it or you don't. Nothing special about it
I enjoy hersheys because I can gorge myself on three giant ass delicious chocolate bars for like 5 bucks and yeah, fuck yall

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>>283599275
If PS4 is chocolate

What are Nintendo and XBone games? Lollipops and corn candy?

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>All these people talking shit about Hershey's

>>283606529
Sure, buddy. Care to tell me the definition of that word without googling it?

>>283607259

Nintendo is a bottle of children's chewable tablets, with a safety cap so you can't be cyberbullied. Xbox is beef jerky for the hardcore dudebros who need something brown and shriveled, because colorful candy isn't mature enough.

PC gaming is the entire candy store, and Gabe newell is an unholy combination of Santa, the easter bunny, and Orville Reddenbacher.

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>>283607259
>corn candy
>not candy corn
its a wacky world we live in these days

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>>283606614
You could get 36 bars for about $18 and that's almost 3.5 pounds.

And if you subscribe the price goes down to a little over $15.

>>283607496
>Nintendo is the only one which provides real nourishment
>followed by Microsoft

>>283606614
>10$ per lb.
Seems about on par with most chocolate these days.

I know a place that sells bulk dark 85% bulk mini dark chocolate bars for 10$ a pound.

The prices only get higher when you get to dedicated candy stores.

So the order is a shittier chocolate bar in a better looking package? Sounds right.

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Hershey's has exactly one good product.

>all these faggots obssessed over chocolate

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>>283608074
>being a pleb
It's people like you that are the reason the regular white chocolate bars don't get made anymore in favor of that Reddit bar

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>>283609038
>>283608074
>liking white chocolate at all
trash

>>283609038
Good, white chocolate is statistically the gayest thing you can eat.

>>283600804
underated post

>>283609474
>Good, white chocolate is statistically the gayest thing you can eat.
The cookies and creme bar is basically the white chocolate bar with bits of cardboard inside of it.

>>283609474
>>283609038
>>283608074
If you were to render down a quart of jizz and fat into a solid bar, it would taste marked better than white chocolate.

>>283599914
>>283599747
>>283599692

PC is Daddy, and consoles are his entitled brats. Daddy does all the work putting together that yard playset that he is too big to play on. It was design for kids, not for big daddy. At most daddy can just fit on the chain link swing and hope his massive ass don't snap it, or get stuck trying to go down the slide.

Kids don't have to worry about that, big daddy will patch it up.

PCs truly are the master race.

>>283600697
It tastes exactly the same as that crappy cheap easter egg chocolate except slightly less chalky.

I wasn't given Hershey's as a gift a few days ago and didn't even eat it. I really don't understand how you people can eat this shit.

>>283600697
if only Hershey's was as good as British's top chocolate maker, Cadbury's. Yes, Cadbury's, where all their chocolate is manufactured in Poland and the company is owned by Kraft, an American company. British chocolate sure is great :^)

>sour tasting ingredient that gives Hershey's it's "vomit taste" is also in Parmesan cheese
>times Britfags bitched about parm cheese tasting of puke: 0

So so much compensation...

>Americans literally don't even have Cadburys

I read a thread once where an American dude was asking for recommendations on real high quality chocolate and other Americans were recommending things like Lindt. It's sold in supermarkets here in EUROPE.

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Thanks Sweden for making the best chocolate.

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>>283609620
No you fool, the chocolate cookie pieces help to temper the smooth creaminess of the white chocolate with a bold crunch. The cookie serves as a perfect foil to the cream, and together they form the ultimate candy bar in terms of both taste and texture.

>>283610329
that fucking bear!

>>283599914
You sure want your little brother's retarded sketch of the family real bad.

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>>283599275

>>283610329
NO IT'S MINE

>>283610314

It's sold in supermarkets here in America. I buy their truffles now and then at fucking Wal Mart.

>>283610329
HURTS MY HANDS

>>283610314
>Americans don't have Cadbury's
>actually believing this
>not realizing Cadbury's is owned by Americans

>>283610314
Lindt is sold in super markets in america as well.
I dont understand what youre getting at anon...

>>283606224
You just had to grow up on hershey's for it not to taste like literal ass.

It's the same way with real licorice or whatever.

>>283610551

>>283610314

Oh, and we do have Cadbury products, what gave you the idea that we didn't?

>>283610613
Cadbury's isn't sold in American due to an agreement between Hershey's and Cadbury's.

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>europlebs jealous that they never went to herseypark so they shitpost about chocolate

>>283609302
It's not white choclate.

Just a flavored bar, so it tastes good.

>>283610692

Then how do I buy Cadbury's all the time?

>>283610613
If Americans own Cadbury then why are they going to stop selling Cadbury eggs here in the states?

>>283610675
>what gave you the idea that we didn't?

he probably read a thread on /ck/ and took it serious.

>>283610672
like twizzlers?

>>283610231
Who the fuck wants their chocolate to taste like parmesan cheese?