Sorry miss, I'm a married man Also Red Dead thread

Is there a character who is better written than John?

>>283553371

I'd still argue that Niko was better written, but John was still very well fleshed out.

>>283553371
Yes and no. John seems to be written well because there's not much to him. But that also means he's not overwritten which is the kiss of death for any character

I loved both games, but right now I'm pissed at my copy of Revolver because it either freezes at the starting cutscene of the Bad Bessie fight, or during the fights beginning. It doesn't do this anywhere else, either.
Also Buffalo Soldier was cool as fuck.

>>283554549
I had a friend that always picked Buffalo Soldier when we'd all get together for some 4-player deathmatch.

We hated him for that. Buffalo has one of the best specials.

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>>283553371

Joel.

WHERE'S MY FAMILY

UHMM... SÍ, HOLA

>>283554986
I tried to like TLoU but I fucking hate stealth.

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>>283555610
>I fucking hate stealth.

>>283555720
I get why people like it, but I just think it's really tedious and boring.

Anyone else wants to see a prequel when John used to ride with his gang?

>>283553274
i bought this last week to finally try it

This game still looks like a fucking beast. The atmosphere is also fantastic

>>283555610

Just go easy modo and blast your way through the game

>>283555891
That'd be neat but wasn't all he did with the gang rob and kill innocent people? How the hell do you make a story around that?

>>283556531

Heists

>>283556531
rape would be nice

>>283556661
>Rockstar
>doing anything involving heists
lol you're funny

Never finished Red Dead. Get bored within a few hours. Come at me, /v/.

It's a real shame that after delivering one of the best Rockstar games (and DLC) in years R* San Diego has done jack shit since then. It's almost like R* North doesn't want to get shown up again and has had them doing MP3 and GTAV grunt work since then.

>>283556323
This. If you are having trouble in TLoU with stealth. RUN!!! Ellie magically appears behind you, no matter how fast you move.

>>283556117
>this game is almost 5 years old

feels pretty bad, man

looks still incredible tho

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Why won't it come to PC, man

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>>283557642
>mfw R* has ported almost every game they've made to PC but won't give a single good reason why they won't port RDR
There's seriously no good reason not to port it besides being lazy.

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>>283557642

I played it on Ps3, i am wondering the same fucking thing. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I DONT WANT GTA AND ALL THESE OTHER R* GAMES I JUST WANT TO PLAY POKER AND KILL DUDES WITH A REVOLVER ON A HORSE

>>283553274
I wish there was a pc version.

>>283558191
It probably reached a point where R* just said "Fuck it, it's too late to port it now."

RDR had the best TDM gametype ever purely because of the duels you start the match with.

>>283556531
What's Payday or Kane and Lynch

>>283558265

>tfw some faggot wins a hand you're sure you had by the balls and bankrupts your ass so you instantly get up and blow his brains out

this game was so good for so many reasons.

>>283554265
I have to agree. RDR is my favorite Rockstar game for story, but Niko is my favorite character.

>>283557276
Did you get past the Mcfarlane ranch?

Game needs another entry when they finish up the next Bully.

>>283557642
>>283558191
>>283558265
>>283558290
>>283558368
It was never ported because the team that made RDR is made up of a bunch of incompetent retards that were not familiar with the x86 architecture. There was no port because they literally didn't know how to port it.

If there is ever a seuel on 8th gen consoles there is a much higher chance of it making it to PC because the PS4 and XBONE are closer to PCs than 7th gen consoles were.

>>283558191
I'm pretty sure its because RDR was held together by duct tape and prayer on consoles

Did anyone ever spend a large amount of time online? I didn't think it was that great. Definitely not enough to do.

The campaign is definitely god tier though.

>not familiar with the x86 architecture
Are you serious?

>>283559707
Online was great with a couple of buds, though once that one hosting service went out, it got rather... glitchy...

>>283559928
meant to quote >>283559415

>>283553371
John's up there with James Sunderland and Kreia

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>tfw the multiplayer got taken over by l33t hax0rz kiddies again
>tfw can't start a game on Xbox Live to play with /v/ and do a standoff against the Mexican military at that fort with the cannons
Why do these faggots have to ruin every good game's servers?

>>283559928
Yes. I wish I was kidding.

>>283556985
>implying Three Leaf Clover wasn't based as fuck

>>283557642
I want PCbros to experience this fucking game, it's such a bummer.

>>283560692
cheaters ruin games because they're miserable shitters, simple as. some people are just assholes.

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>>283559707
I had fun with it. Dicking around with a friend as Nigel never gets old to me.

>>283560692
>Try playing the multiplayer
>Get killed right off the bat 90% of the time by a BR with the High Powered Pistol
>Literally cackling on the mic like a maniac, if you played audio of a howler monkey beside it you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>Alright motherfucker, IT'S ON
>He enters a standoff in a town
>I join the opposing team
>For what seems like an eternity I stick to the fucker like glue, not letting him take anything and gunning him down
>If I die, within 10 seconds I'm back on his tail
>Completely wrecking him
>A hail of revolver shots
>He's screaming his monkey language over the mic
>Eventually leaves the session

Felt good man. I also got hunted down by a pack of little nigglets once, I grabbed as many molotovs as I could and went to town on them. Good times.

>generic-ass middle-aged protagonist who makes juvenile wisecracks while doing everything everyone tells him

Rockshit does it again!

>>283561732
Better than another Scarface.