Holy shit i'm lekking so hard right now
>I know, I've read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack
This is the fucking best.
Oh my god this is so fucking bad it's hilarious
So this... is the power... of American television... God Bless America...
My sides have transcended this plane of existance.
No, YOU enjoy your shitty Banished rip off you fucking shill. Just hope you get your shilling check in time to buy another game once it disappoints you utterly, amazonfag.
>mfw I read that in
I need to stop playing Just Cause 2.
THOSE GOSH DARN REDDITORS GIVING US A BAD NAME!
>taking recommendations from kotaku seriously
The way Raina Punjabi fucked all their journos to get that positive review makes me want to join Kill Or Be Slaughtered and just kidnap that bitch and level up right inside her until gamer girls go home.
>Wolf was born in New York City, the son of Marie G. (née Gaffney), a homemaker, and George Wolf, an advertising executive. His father was Jewish, and his mother was Roman Catholic of Irish descent.
>His father was Jewish
>The episode's writers, Celine Robinson and Rob Cohen, said the conflicts that occurred late last year were easy to pull inspiration from, but Cohen, who plays games himself, said he had always wanted to bring gaming into SVU.
>"You can live out a fantasy in a game without any consequences," Cohen said "It parallels online harassment in a way — you don't see any consequences for the words you send into the void, but the people who are victims of them do."
>mfw they researched for that shit on 4chan and got trolled by /b/.
You know, this is hilarious and everything, but it'd be kind of nice if we could one day be covered by people that actually fucking know about the medium and it's community.
All this shit does is make us look like barbarians in front of people who don't play vidya.
Well, they certainly did their fucking research
>GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>they leveled up
this takes what I hope is an unintentional parody to bold new heights. Also the fact that SJW hate it to spite it being essentially propaganda heavily in their favor is hilarious
>slop-browed son of a bitch
since when is that acceptable?
Where do I begin
>He leveled up
>No reset button in the real world
>Anonymoose rip off
>Social justice Warriors
>DOES HE PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
>He doesn't know whats a game and whats real anymore
>Women in gaming, what did I expect?
I miss anything?
>Perfectly fun thread
>People joking around
>FUCK YOUR THREAD I'M HERE TO RED PILL EVERYONE
Party's over guys, no fun allowed, go home, "internet is srs bzness" fags are here.
>I've read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack
I fucking can't.
Come on, like they would really put some kind of effort into "researching" shit.
i couldn't even make it 1 minute holy fuck
It would be fun. Imagine that poor soul that got told to come here for research.
>Is there a video game character stronger than Madara Uchiha, and I am not talking about the copypasta etc.
>"What do Yoshi's eggs smell like? haha"
Considering that, we got away pretty good with being CyberISIS.
pls. you don't rape, gamer girl! You level up!
Camp in real life and see what happens, n00b!
>danpan the man's post
>Well why not? If someone is going to through you a butt load of cash to sell out to the man than I say gooooooooooooooooooo for it
hey look they explained themselves.
>Computing and Ethics course
might as well have wasted your money on womens studies and an art major
>Computing and Ethics
>they get her
holy fuck, I can't even tell if I'm being trolled here but I cant stop laughing
NO YOU DISGUSTING FAT NIGGER KIKE WOP LIMEY PISS STAIN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER
>they leveled up
ive never laughed and cringed this hard at the same time.
its like a computer right?
this is getting deeper and deeper
Im grinding my misogyny and mansplaining stats up so I can wear the Ring of the Patriarchy without the white male guilt debuff.
sounds like you're camping my coal ore that i need to smelt my armor you fucking bot piece of shit
It's funny because it's literally 4chan in a nutshell.
>beginning a sentence, let alone a title of an article with the word 'so'
Has anyone done a study on when precisely gaming centric news sites adopted 'texting like a 15 year old girl' as their preferred method of expression?
>Wait, so they kidnap and rape AND it's a game?
Man do I regret not being here for the livethread. How great was it?
>you will never be this retarded to post something this retarded
>Does he play video games? Where does he play?
I can't wait, I finally leveled up enough tonight to play Metal GenderQueer Bashers 4: Guns of the Patriarchy.
Anyone else want to get a quick level in later tonight on redchanit with me?
>Coming home from a hard day of work to my loving wife and my children
>Sit down and watch some SVU while dinner is being prepared
>Suddendly, my eyes gaze onto something that looks like a DVD case
>It has the words "Super Mario Galaxy" written on it
>My throat tightens
>A beard starts to sprout on my face
>Suddendly, I am wearing a black baclava and my TV remote became an AK 47
>I see my whore of a wife wears a dress that reveals both of her ankles
>both of my daughters aren't married yet either
>I am filled with fury
>I must go out and rape gamer girls to level up
>Beat my wife for disobeying the holy book and sell my 2 daughters for a donkey each
>I set out into the dark night, willing to banish social justice warriors into the abyss they came from
VYDIA IS MERCIFUL
VYDIA IS GREAT
ALL PRAISE TO VYDIA
WAIT. Was this an edit? oh god i cant breathe
Post your face when you realized that:
>Redchanit = Reddit + 4/17-9chan
Level up stories?
>come home after huge gaming convention
>friends leveled up, lucky fuckers
>go on Omegle to find girl gamer to level up on
>one adds me on kyk
>hack her kyk to get her address, phone number, bank account and great great grandmother's maiden name
>go to her house
>she is completely stricken by my masculine gamer pride
>she asks me why I did this
>twist my trilby and say "it's my duty"
>shitpost on redchan
The worst part about this episode is that Reina is a legit good character. If there was a developer like her irl no one would have a problem with her. She's literally just a female game developer; she's not an SJW shitflinging on twitter.
If we talk about leveling up in the other sense, yeah, soon, but about you are talking about......
>mfw no gf
>not doing the Bathroom Warpath quest and earning Patriarchal Full Plate and bonus level up
its better then anything you could possibly make you noob
>DOES HE PLAY VIDEOGAMES
>WHERE DOES HE PLAY
Dunno why but that shit made me lose it
Uh he plays at some place called "steam"
>the only people who have enjoyed the episode so far are the people who were demonized on it
Just how fucking rekt are SJW's and Game journos at the moment? Isn't this all their fault to begin with? I mean, they have basically been pitching the idea that "gamers" are terrorists and that people have more respect for ISIS than they do for people who play video games.
And when the episode finally airs, these same people are criticizing it for horribly portraying gamers yet some people, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS HAPPENS
Holy fuck what a glorious time to believe alive.
yes, and doing these lines had to cause physical pain to him
>rape is a mod on level 16
>no one asks ice t how he even knows this
Its like a group of guys talking about skyrim and one guy mentions photorealistic force genitalia.
No one's just gonna let that shit drop.
They actually say it.
>Even as SVU's writers imagined up a terrifying, totally feasible kidnapping scenario
>a terrifying, totally feasible kidnapping scenario
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LASER POINTERS NIGGER
Anyone else feel enlightened after watching this?
It's like life's mysteries unfolded before my very eyes as I watched it
>they leveled up
My sides are in another dimension
BUT THEY STILL HURT.
The same. If left alone the media would still pick it up and make a festival out of nothing. Or do you believe all the stories that are told on how Anita was harassed and threatened? If it's on the news it must be true right? No one would claim false harassment to stir up pity and marketing victimhood rite?
And those faGGots tackled the issue wrong and also did nothing right so here we are.
> Want a QT gamer grrl GF
> Go to conventions. One day meet a delicious 7/10 with neon hair
> Have nothing to talk about at conventions because Kill or be Slaughtered is only popular with cis scum like me
> Try a different approach. Ask her if she's played Punjabi's latest game
> She calls it the Last of Us of modern cinematic gaming
> Feeling confident, tell her I camped out for a week after I read about it on redchan
> She goes pale, says that I'm one of those "shitlord gobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblers" who rape women to level up
> the NYPD bursts in and arrests me. Ice T shoots me in the back of the knee
> fucking redstop!
Some people just can't stand women in video games.
So they kidnap them during a live presentation in front of hundreds of people and brutally rape them at gunpoint while livestreaming it anonymously over the darknet.
I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in the duration of 9 minutes.
>get girl gamer meet up info from a dox
>hack my way in with my alium ware gaming laptop
>flip the switch on the wall
>SOMEBODY HACKED THE LIGHTS
>proceed to level up
>mfw enough misogyny points to afford Helm of the Slut Shammer
If I wrote a story based on the same events, except treat it as overtly and facetious as possible, the result would be the exact same.
Leads me to hope that this was written ironically even though it undoubtedly wasn't.
>chuckles here and there
>the fucking gamers video come in
>it's literally ISIS
>my fucking face when
>literally clapping and laughing
Jesus Christ I don't think I laughed this hard in the entire year
Not that anon but /pol/ faggots ruin everything. I'm glad I got to be witness to all this shit last night when it was only /v/ celebrating at first airing.
You can actually visibly notice him cringing on some of them. Probably the most hilarious aspect of the show. Also, guys who played the terrorists, they know. Were probably having the time of their lives laughing amongst themselves landing an "Asylum" tier gig.
I know you guys hate the place but fucking seriously? Kotaku isn't the viral SJW hell you think it is, its jsut a website with SJW outlooks.
I aint doing all that work, its a fucking link, just click it or find it yourself.
Ungreatful piece of shit.
I don't know how I should feel.
The writing is so much filled with cringe it will provide comedy material for the rest of the year.
What frightens me is that there are people that look at this show as fact. That there are people gullible enough to believe that people actually talk like this.
>They leveled up
This is what passes for a TV show in Murrica?
>What did they do to you?
>THEY LEVELED UP!
>you can clearly hear him wince as he closes the line "I read on Kotaku that its better than CIVIV with the brave new world expansion pack."
>mfw they used the word "Feminazi"
At least they're not completely out of the loop
but people with power, those people could be civilains, or military forces, or even republicans.
If they think something is true no matter how fucking misproven and stupid it is, they'll band together and stand against it.
Just look at religion. Those people are fucking nuts to think a nude guy died for them
Guys, what if SJWs actually can't tell the difference between reality and a videogame?
Everything would make so much sense.
It would explain a lot really. Many women and SJWs can't differentiate games from reality, which is why they get mad at videogames. Look at most women playing racing games, they lean to try to turn.
They emphasize with the characters killed, guys kill because they want to see the ingame consequences or test how long they can survive, because they know there are no real life consequences or dilemma.
>Anita bitches about people strawmanning her
>Portraying GG as a violent, basement-dwelling ISIS that does what they do just because they hate women is perfectly acceptable
>/v/ and GG's faces during this entire shitstorm
>Ok so what is the next level?
this made my day, week, possibly month. Holycrap I'm dying.
They probably are laughing along with us.
The producers were given an idea, seeing the media shit, and gave the job to the writers who knew what they were doing.
I mean, no one, who can write for a show, is stupid enough to believe shit like slapping on a keyboard = hacking.....right?
>EVERYTHING IN THE MEDIA IS TOTALLY FUCKING SERIOUS AND A CONSPIRACY
Here's how the fucking writing process went down, sperg.
>Hey Mitch, we need a hip new video game episode, what's trending?
>Some whiny bunch of fags yelling at another group of whiny faggots. Something about females.
>Great, google a few buzzwords, throw in some blips and bleeps, and we all get a paycheck.
Man, I though /v/ was just being bitter about neogaf being full of shit.
They were honestly triggered by this episode and think it's a realistic portrayal of vidya subculture.
Hahaha you are wrong
NO NOT AGAIN
I WON'T WATCH IT AGAIN
>mfw he's a real person
A man's gotta eat.
This is what the streets does to you.
An episode about a someone sending themself death threats over twitter, accrediting the online threats to "misogynist gamers" and making up all kinds of victimisation and suffering to gain sympathy donations just wouldn't make for exciting television.
The violence has to exist outside of the "victim's" mind for Ice-T to get involved.
>Hey Mitch, we need a hip new video game episode, what's trending?
I can almost guarentee that's not how it went down in the writers room.
Not to say the writers aren't lazy as fuck, but they didn't write this episode as some form of satire like you're implying. If anything they basically read the wikipedia entry on GG and took it at face value
Wait was that fucking Tobuscus yelling nonsense while gaymer grill was being felt up in the stall? Is he still even a thing?
>THEY LEVELED UP
I'm closing this video due to my fear of dying from laughter, I dont think my sides would be able to handle 9 minutes of this.
You fags just live in your own little world, don't you?
>everyone f inds this hilarious
I couldn't even watch it past the halfway mark. This isn't even cringe anymore, it's just offensive. It's like some hugbox shut-in feminists fantasy except it's aired on national television, across the most powerful and influential country on the planet and people are actually going to take this trash seriously.
This isn't funny, it's worrying.
Apparently waifu/porn threads equate to wanting to touch a real woman's tits. I can't wait til someone brings all the plots of the Persona games forward and how in 3 and 4 your main goal is to fuck all the girls for power.
>mfw i used to watch tobuscus
that man has the voice of an angel
Anyone with more than half a brain and a modicum of self awareness is laughing at how ridiculous this whole thing is. Their agenda has been irreversibly damaged just by a literal interpretation of it.
great i dont want more big bang theory normals thinking they are welcome when the only fucking game they have played is super mario, pokemon. zelda or some tablet mongoloid game
I stopped liking those retarded "Literal trailers" shit when they were phoning it in for views.
Just like the JewBros and the kids acting like their world famous stars. At least the elderly are still somewhat fun.
I laugh to keep from crying.
I mean people keep saying its parody when its fucking not. These viewers are going to believe this is how gamer are and side with people who are going through the same "struggle" without listening to the other side.
>her hands playing the shadow controller
I can't take anymore. This is too much for one day.
>trivialized it by showing them how horrible taking it to the most extreme would be
Suddenly I DISAGREE WITH YOU seems like weak shit compared to kidnapping, livestream rape and a set up for suicide by cop.
>"They just can't stand women in gaming, they leveled up"
>All this SJW bullshit
>GOT SWATTED AND DOXXED
>Anonymoose is cyberterrorist
>Game on NPD
>DOES HE PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!
>Rape is a mod
>That FPS camera view
>Prepare to be slaughtered
>That attempted 360 dropshot
Cringe level through the roof..
Sides left orbit
>with a 10-meg pipe
why isn't your rig that powerful, fucking plebs
>they lean to try to turn
My dad does that.
It's really funny.