I am...

We are...

JAPANESE GOBLIN

>>283067170
the worst character from touhou and a fucking shitty secondary magnet

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This is a japanese lesbian

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>>283067308
/thread

I AM
I AM
I AM THE TABLE

>>283067236
JAPANESU GOBURIN

>>283067308

Kek.

>>283067308
There is literally(L I T E R A L L Y) nothing wrong with being a secondary.

>>283067541
second to momiji

>>283067170
Toho pls go and stay go.

>>283067235
YOUTH OF THE NATION

>>283067595
Bait to make me post that you should kill yourself.

>>283067170
ALL OF ME

SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET GREEN ONI

>>283067595
except that you become a casul

Suika is by far the best touhou

>>283067595
heres your reply

>>283067170
...the law!

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SO HERE I AM

...the lucid dream.

>>283068470
the monster in your nightmares

>>283067405
Anon that's a blank space

An American bad ass

>>283068617
The fiend of a thousand faces.

>>283068841
cower before my true form

>>283067308
the only secondary magnets are flandre and everyone else from eosd besides rumia and MAYBE patchouli

>>283068943
bow down before the god of death!

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seihou 4 when?

>>283069021
wheres the fucking mount
i've killed you 500 times now give me my fucking mount

>>283069152
Maybe you should have done it during wotlk like the rest of us?

>>283069265
implying i played during wotlk

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>>283069319
Cancer that killed WoW.

>>283067170
Kancolle > Shithu. Accept that your era has passed.

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>>283068741

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PETTAN PETTAN

weebs can you please go back to A?

>>283069660
That's a cute plant.

The wall and the window's pretty nice too.

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>>283069693

>>283069535
nolstalgiafag fuck off

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>>283067595
Exept there is you fucking secondary.

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>>283069856
+1 good sir

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>>283067781
>>283068019
>>283068130
>>283070348

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>want to play the touhou
>don't know how

you're a b-baka

>>283068330
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>>283070669
that 9

>>283067170
Not vidya

>>283070669
dodge the bullets
>>283070836
:)

>>283067170
I'm going to molest Suika. It doesn't matter if she's a swarm of miniatures, or mist, or gigantic. I'm going to molest her anyway.

>>283067170
>le japanese goblin me me ME! xD
Just as much as Spongebob is an american sponge LAWL
>>>/jp/

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>>283070741
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM

>You will never put penis in Japanese goborin

>>283070669
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/official-touhou-games.html

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>>283067170
ALL I AM ALL I AM

>>283067170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5uYum80NaQ
the one you warned me of

I have Suika Civilization in Civ 5, she's welcomes me naked everytime i talk to her.

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FUCKING BIG
AND YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME A HEADACHE

>>283071636
where can I find this

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>>283073009

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>>283072558
Moar. Suika best giant waifu.

>>283067308
But Momizi is nowhere in that image, anon.

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>>283068330
FUTO IS COOL

>>283070669
Step 1: Download the games.
Step 2: Avoid bullets.
Don't forget to hold shift for focused movement!

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>>283074746

TSURUPETTAN

>>283071636
mod is on steam, but you need to mod it a bit to get her naked.

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>>283074985

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If only ZUN kept this adorable fuck as the cause of the events in 10.5

>>283070669
>watch playthroughs
>get all the story without developing epilepsy

>>283074985
please don't call my favorite 2hu a dork

>>283075342
>2hu games
>story
Kek
>inb4 some faggot chimes in about some fucking story that is outside of the games

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>>283075212
>>283075512

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>>283074038
Don't have a lot more, sorry

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I want to make sweet love with Tenshi

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So when are we getting a AAA budget 2hu game with high end graphics and loads of gameplay?

/jp/ pls stay

>>283075980
When Zun stops drinking.
Never

>>283074357

>Using focus
Real 2hus don't need shift to play.

>>283075980
when touhou starts being popular

>>283075980

>AAA
>loads of gameplay

Pick one.

>>283076305
2hu is the most popular doujin game in Japan. Zun just doesn't want it to be anything more than it is currently.

>>283076305
Hasn't it been number 1 in in comiket for like 4 years straight now, and number 1 in quantity across a ton of porn sites?

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>>283076058

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>>283076374
I said AAA budget, pooploser.

>>283076448
Does Zun hate money?

what is this fuckin weeb shit

>>283076769

He doesn't want to see his series get turned into, well, you saw 2hu smash did you?

>>283076448
>>283076505
>implying kanacolle isn't more popular
stay in denial touhou-plebs

>>283076969
Kancolle isn't a doujin game retard.

>>283076895
No, was it bad? I'm just a filthy secondary who occasionally browses these threads on /v/ because I like cute images.

>>283076969
I bet you think Yokai Watch is going to replace Pokemon, too.

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Is Tenshi the hottest Touhou?

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>>283076969
>Kancholesterol desperately tried to over advertise to beat Touhou in Comiket
>still lost

Give up, faggot.

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>>283077170
utusho is the hottest touhou

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cirno is the coolest!

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>>283077170
>>283077325
I'm getting a reading of extreme shit taste in this thread. Uploading best 2hu to fix it ASAP

>>283077247
>Kancholesterol
Is that an insult?

>>283077496
It fills your arteries.

But not the void.

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>>283077493

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

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>>283077493

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>>283077440
Indeed she is

>>283077624
Mate are you sure you are talking about cholesterol?

>>283076058
Yeah, pls raid /v/ more often. This is one of them more fun threads on here.

>>283077795
100%

It gives you energy put too much clogs your arteries.

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Reminder that this Penis Princess can take on Suika in a duel and win.

>>283077325
>hottest
*dumbest

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>>283077493
>posting literal worst touhou
i wish you would get better taste

What is a high vivid shutters green oni?

>>283076969
>kancolle
>dojin game
>kancolle
>not a passing craze
>kancolle
>not only worth mentioning purely for the abyssal ships

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>>283078185
>Talking shit about THE yama

Whoever your favorite touhou is, I assure you that my favorite touhou could beat her in a fight.

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Sup small sons

>>283078354
Fuck off Yukari/Raymoo fag.

HIGH TENSION

>>283078209
I think it's an Oni with Bright Green hair. I'm assuming they sparkle like shinies in Pokemon/"vampires" in Twilight.

The most exciting time of the day has flanally come

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Is 2hu the biggest weeb cancer currently in existence ?

>>283069693
Fuck you, now I had to bring out the big guns to get that out of my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

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>>283078185
>Talking shit about the one who's going to be judging your pathetic mortal life

>>283079130
>flat chest
>big guns

>>283079194
Hey, don't forget the saying, big things can come in small packages.

>>283078989
That's not Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, Kyoukai no Kanata, Free and other mainstream keions.

EVERY TOUHOU IS INFERIOR TO TEWI

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Out of my way flat chested shits

>>283079363
>>283078989
or Danganronpa

>>283079595
I really want to punch those puppies.

>>283079490
>liking a moon whore

>>283067170
Flat.

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Nine!

suck my cock dude

>>283079982
No, suck MY cock, dude.

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>a plastered oni will never fuck you to death
Why live

>>283079851
Tewi is not from the moon, you secondary.

>>283067308
that's not momiji

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let's not forget the superior touhou taste