>that one drill-haired girl in highschool who always

>while giving a footjob

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>>282738781
Woah you want to evaluate on this, anon?

Her and all the other attractive girls in school were always hanging around this one guy and nobody else. Don't know why though, he was a total faggot and dumber than a sack of bricks.

>>282739237
I wanted to marry her and give her a life full of love, no matter how poor I was, but for some reason I had no face and I looked almost exactly the same as the other 98% of the dudes in the school.

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>That one girl in high school who actually thought she was an anime character

>>282738781
>you will never get a footjob from an ojousama with drills

FUCKS


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>>282738626
who is this mayonnaise maiden

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>>282738626
>That one chick who was tsun for you

I want those drills around my dick.

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>tfw you get the highest score on a test
>tfw you gloat and call everyone else a fucking retard

>>282739482
At least we all got to beat up that fag that one time.

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>that kid who ran like sanic

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>yfw she squeaks cutely every time you thrust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgpsFcNJqqk

>>282740332
Annoying, but still arousing

>that one kid who wavedashed during recess

>that one kid who no-cliped to class and got suspended for skipping school since he bypassed all the area triggers that count attendance

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>you will never be a butler to a blond drill haired or a sleek and straight black haired ojou-sama who will love you

Why do I even live anymore

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Captain Rose from Zack & Wiki does that laugh IIRC. She's pretty cute, though the game has almost no fanart.

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Why is she so perfect?
Why is she so gay?

>>282739564
Western reboot of AA2?

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OHOHOHOHOHO

>>282741886
It must be amazing to fuck a girl like her, destroying both her obnoxious facade and her hymen with your cock.

captcha: peniz

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>>282738626
>that one qt tomboy that was really sensitive

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>>282738626
Don't fucking remind me.

>cunt does this whenever you do ANYTHING because she thinks she can do everything better than you
>has her lunched catered by personal chefs and maids
>always has an entourage with her
>comes to school in a limo every day
>belittles poor kids constantly

Fuck you, Yekaterina von Boernen IV: you made High School such a fucking hassle. I still think about the class trip and the play we were in every day.

Did anyone else have to put up with bullshit like this too?

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>>282738626
The only reason to play this shit series.

>that one brown loli in elementary school who always kissed all the other girls in class against their will

>>282742603
no
I live in a 3d world
how did you cross over into 2d life?

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>>282738626
>that one girl who acted like she hated everyone and everything and was so fucking annoying yet people still liked her

>>282742603
>I still think about the class trip and the play we were in every day
Admit it, it's because you wanted to fuck her.

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>That one autistic, angry British girl that did nothing but eat and sleep in class and yet still managed to get by somehow.

"I sleep because I'm preserving my energy, I eat because it sustains me in this world"

yeah, bullshit. you were just a lazy bitch.

>that one girl who was a terminator sent from the future to stop you
>luckily I found out about her before she could get you and killed her and disposed her body in the swamp

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>>282743287

>that one girl who would always bring in some weird device she made that would do some crazy shit like turn everyone into dogs or make all the girls naked

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>that one kid who went to the nurse's office and

I never realized I had a fetish for ojou-samas until I saw a random image of one in some thread and got that laugh stuck in my head.

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>>282742676
>shit series
I will fight you, fag. Didn't even post best girl.

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>>282743739
>mfw I did this

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>>282743872
>Liking the worst girl

Nigger, please. We all know Sonia was just a cheap whore.

>>282744113
lol gay

>>282743739
That picture is a from a shrunken woman artist and if I'm not mistaken her co-worker is currently being unbirthed.

What do I win?

>>282739564
oh hey finally someone else posted this image

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>>282744340
The satisfaction of knowing.

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>>282740332

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>Have best bro in high school.
>Used to hang out and play vidya every day
>Suddenly, new transfer student.
>She's really cute but is kind of creepy.
>She takes interest in my bro.
>The next day, she's talking to him constantly in that monotone voice of hers.
>Suddenly, Senpai from third year takes interest in my bro.
>Kohai from year one won't stop holding on to his arm.
>Weird girl in a gothic devil cosplay appears at school randomly.
>They all put my bro in awkward situations.
>Bro doesn't hang out with me anymore.
>He doesn't even look at me.
>When I try to talk to him, he brushes me off.

What the fuck? Who am I supposed to eat tayaki and play Dragon quest with now?

>>282740659
http://exhentai.org/g/679022/3f69971e07/

>>282744668
>JAM IT IN!!!

Truly one of my favorite and most enduring memes.

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>>282743287
She needed her strength for the dicking.

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>>282744795
You have a buddy who loves Metal Gear Solid and will happily play Dragon Quest with you as well. Too bad his camouflage index is 100%

>>282739564
This shit is the reason why I switched out of my Japanese classes back in high school.

>>282742603
no because I went to a normal school in the south and the only interesting things that ever happened were a fake bomb threat and this one time a couple started beating the shit out of each other during lunch

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>>282744978
That face of pity.

>>282742470

Bazett a best.

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>in sophomore year
>friend with a guy that goes to an anime club
>say fuck it i got nothing else better to do
>pretty alright guys
> we watch current airing anime at that time ( Bakemonogatari, High school of the dead, Steins Gay, Ika Musume, Sora no Otoshimono: Forte, etc) instead of dubbed garbage
>mfw friends with them after highschool

>hanging out with my friend at school
>new transfer student knows her and tries to hang out with me
>says he's gonna be friends with me whether or not I like it
>even tries to hang out with the jocks and those weird goth kids
>just want to work on my space projects in peace but he won't leave me alone

what the fuck am I supposed to do about this shit

>>282745661

why is saber so cute

>>282745661
What a useless fat slut.

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>>282745661

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>that girl that watched you do the high jump

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>>282745320
She loves the dick, it's fine.

>Community college
>Get out of relationship with an overly religious girl who put out and then broke up with me because sin
>"Fuck it, i'll bone a desperate anime club girl"
>Annoying kawaii ass filipino girl isn't having any of my shit
>Obese curry girl is a tease and has me finger her then cuts off all contact
Community college is hard on a blackweeb.

>>282745940
so every girl at my school as well as random girls from as far away as Europe?

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>>282739015
WOW DO I FAP TO THIS DOUJIN OR Domin-8 me? I'm so fucked up now I can't decide

>>282746064
Where you go to, friend?

>>282746113
I bought that book. I regret nothing.

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>>282746113
Take On Me is gold.

>>282738626
I kid you not I know some girl who has drill hair. Too bad she's not like a princess

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>>282746296
I found out about it from this cosplay. I like tan anime titties and checked it out.

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Wahaha~

>>282746452
thats fucking cool

>>282746385
literally one of the best doujins I've read
I want to do those fucking cute brown twins.

>>282746386
>IRL drill hair

Really? Are they big drills?
ideally pics, but that's probably not happening

>only met one guy who is really into anime
>sometimes he comes to school dressed up in those bleach outfits.
>got written up because he could be hiding a weapon in it or something

>cute nerdy girl
>always dong that painful leg thing, that one where those petite cute anime girls sit down with their legs opposite from each other.
>real nerdy and all
>but still cute
>but kinda cringy nerdy.

>make a friend in mechanical class
>gives me MGS2 after I told him I played MGS4 and 3.
>once skipped school to go to the arcade together.

Good times.

>>282746385
OH SHIT THERE'S A VOL 2 I FOUND MY FAP

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>that kid who was an dark clone of you

>>282746726

I want to kiss Saber.