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>playing videogames >take a shit break >see the clock

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>playing videogames
>take a shit break
>see the clock
>realize monday is just a few hours away
>instantly remember I'm happily living as a NEET and continue enjoying my videogames

SSSSSSSSSSSUUNDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
-Playan
-Watchan
-Readan
-Eatan
-Drinkan
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congratulations on being mentally ill
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>>282586118
this kek
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>Playan
Sm4sh, 3d world, and Mk8. Maybe some farcry later.
>Watchan
Star Trek, Log Horizon, and The Walking dead in 2&1/2 hours.
>Readan
Nothing today.
>Eatan
Just had a sausage and peppers sandwhich.
>Drinkan
Water.

Also
>thermal shirt
>thermal socks
>warm blanket
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>tfw went from NEET life to six days of work a week
At least I can afford all my figs and video games now.
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Worked 5am-2pm
Sank some hours into DaS 2 PvP, Lingering flame is a nice way to trick players way too used to Forbidden Sun
Drinkan at an 80s rock tribute bar thing with a bunch of bikers, my wife and my Best bro

Life is good

>greentext
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>>282586703
In the same boat. I actually start a new job tomorrow morning. I'm definitely not going to miss the NEET life, but drastic change of any kind fucks with my autism, so I'm antsy about it.

Playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for some nostalgia nerve gas. Working well.

Train chapter. Comfy as fuck.
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I live on benefits and have been unemployable for years. The third work programme I'm on right now haven't even gotten me a single interview.

The thing is, I don't even care that much. Working a standard minimum-wage job would mean I would go from working 0 to 40 hours a week and be somewhere between £30-£80 better off when deducting travel costs, tax and all the rest of it. Can't really blame people for not being too upset that they don't spend 40 hours working and 10 hours commuting when they're not going to be much better off.

I have been playing a lot of CS:GO and Caesar 3 lately.
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>>282587116
What kind of benefits? Disability? You making autismbux?
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>>282587065
Change is good, stress at times is good, it helps focus and drives when needed, you got good taste in vidya so you'll do well at your job
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>Became an EMT in 2013
>Worked for private transports, hospitals and now city fire department
>Somehow end up with a partner who reminds me of /v/ in some way
At least I can play my 3DS a couple of hours a day
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>>282586118
being comfy is the best way to live life

>Playan
chivalry, metro 2033
>Watchan
watched some samuel L jackson film
>Readan
>implying
>Eatan
Chicken, rice, green peppers
>Drinkan
Coffee/tea/water

Also
>bath robe
>weed
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>inescapably NEET because I can't find a job

I wanna fucking kill myself over this shit, why do you faggots enjoy this lifestyle?
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N E E T
E
E
T
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>>282587472
>memegenerator
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>>282588072
I fucking love Mission Hill.
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>>282586057
>tfw I have no idea what to major in and it's my second semester of CC
>tfw I can feel the NEET life drawing near
Anyway,
>PLAYAN
Kid Icarus Uprising
>WATCHAN
the tatami galaxy
>EATAN
steak
>DRINKAN
water
>READAN
Jojo part 6
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>>282588072
The brain rationalizes the familiar. It takes effort to change and sacrifice to get a job and be productive, but being a NEET is so attractive because it requires nothing. That part of your brain that feels guilt and boredom is outshined by the part that feels comfort and safety.

Some people. I know I'm that way. I sat on unemployment for half a month, drained all of my savings, barely went outside last year, and I regret having done that now, but at the time I didn't even feel bad about it. I told my friends and family I felt guilty and was going crazy, but secretly I didn't want it to end.

You have to know yourself. I know I have a real addiction to comfort zones. I can't ever let myself get on benefits again, because I'm such a fucking NEET in my heart that I would stay on benefits forever if no one stopped me.

I almost lost my latest job a few times in the interview process (health, fucked up paperwork, etc), and each time I felt relief, not dread. I already want to lose this job, and that's fucked up.
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>>282586057

> Sunday night
> started Resident Evil: Revelations a few hours ago and enjoying it
> look at clock
> fucking up for work in 6 hours

I hate Mondays
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>>282588072
do you not have any marketable skills? getting entry level position jobs are piss easy
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>>282589247
>half a month
I meant to say half a year. And that was just in 2014. I've been on and off unemployment for the past 4 years.
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>>282586410
Ironic you agree with that while posting a anime pic
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>>282586057
>>282587472
What kind of shitty parents do you have that let you leech off of them like this?

>Going to college full time
>Parents are still threatening to stop paying and take me out of it if I don't get a part time job
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>>282587116
social program benefits are heavily taxed bro. you live on much less than you would with a somewhat average job.
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>>282589247
This is exactly how I feel and I didn't even know it
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>>282586057
>-Playan
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic, Dark Souls. Really digging the former and trying to beat Manus on the latter.
>-Watchan
Nothing at the moment but possibly The Wire later.
>-Readan
Working my way through the Harry Potter series and on the 4th book.
>-Eatan
Fiance just cooked up some tortellini.
>-Drinkan
Water, Dr. Pepper this afternoon.

Stay comfy, anons.
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>>282589375
Yeah, it's not that I've never had a job before. It's just that I can't fucking get a new one.
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>>282589984
more comfy pics please
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>>282590004
it doesn't matter if you haven't had a job before, that's why entry level positions are easy to get. I'm 20 y/o and I've had 7 jobs, and each time i apply i put 0 previous work experience down every time.
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>>282590281
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>>282589560
I know that feel. I'm already so exhausted by school I don't know how I'm going to add in a job on top of that.
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Unemployment benefits can go pretty far if you live with your parents.
>114 quid each fortnight
>pay 10 quid rent/keep weekly
>oversaturated with vidya already
>only spending on birthday gifts for the family
I'll buy myself a WiiU for my birthday in a couple of months.
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>>282591667
meanwhile I'll travel all over my county, audit some local warehouses and buy a wii u in 2 week.

based r(n)eetard bro
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>>282586057
>-Playan
Brave Frontier and River City Ransom
>-Watchan
My gf grind herself on my cock
>-Readan
Study notes for CCNA assessment tomorrow.
>-Eatan
Pussy
>-Drinkan
... sippin' from the golden cup of plenty.
>-Smoken
5ml Midnight Express from NicQuid. 3/5, won't order again.

>mfw w/bros setting up for Friday get together
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>>282589560
>graduate college in a few months
>no one wants to hire me
>feel like I havne't learned anything
>barely scrap by in my classes
>work a part time job, parents usually take money from me because they think they can
>gonna graduate and be forced to move back in with them
I'm about to just kill myself
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>>282592074
I could buy the WiiU now, had I the will to do so. You sound upset for some reason.
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>Playan
League of Legends, maybe some Minecraft or some 2007scape later because I hear that shit is getting permanent F2P
>Watchan
Probably some Mister Roger's Neighborhood for old time's sake.
>Readan
Bought a Dr Who novel recently, might read that
>Eatan
Pizza probably
>Drinkan
Water right now, its flavorless but at least it isn't terrible shit like Red Bull.
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>>282586057
feels good man
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>>282592217
FUJCK OFF NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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NEET life is shit after a while, i had it for two years and I wouldn't go back. Don't get me wrong, finally being able to 100% games and play things I missed out on in my teen years was great for the first few months, but after a while it just becomes a depressing void. Each day just melts into the other, and you don't appreciate vidya time because it can be as constant/often as you like, rather than weekend escapism.
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>>282592468
Don't do yourself in. You ain't ready to face the unknowable terror of the end of existence.
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>>282586057
dat white priveldge
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NEET life is god tier in your early 20's when you just want that freedom, anything later and your life becomes a pathetic, meaningless void, be careful
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>>282586057

>tfw 45 hour work week starts tomorrow

pls
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i was a neet for 6 months before and omg that was the most depressing time of my life, thank good i'm smart and useful to society
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>>282592992
That's about as much time I spend gaming every week
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>>282592738
>normie
No, no, Anon... privileged.
I checked mine... and it's good. Thanks, Anita.
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>>282590489
That's the problem, m8. I have a decent resume built, and I can't even get something entry level.
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>>282592943
I'm pretty sure that's why God gave us alcohol and porn.
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>>282589247
>I can't ever let myself get on benefits again, because I'm such a fucking NEET in my heart that I would stay on benefits forever if no one stopped me.

This. I compulsively make to-do lists because I know if given the chance, I would honestly do absolutely nothing on weekends. At my core I'm so much of a NEET that I'm even capable of procrastinating on vidya and films, preferring to just wade through random internet pages if left to my own devices. I lived like that for an entire year, and I don't want to go back to it
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>>282589560

>Not even close to graduating
>Get offered a job on my field
>Work for some time, and get offered a better one
>Still not graduated
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>>282586057
>-Playan
Insurgency
>-Watchan
news
>-Readan
might read some American Sniper before I go to bed
>-Eatan
I dont know
>-Drinkan
water/dr pepper

>tfw I have mondays off
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>>282586057

nothing
nothing
nothing
nothing
water
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>was NEET for 2.5 years
>now work 50+ hours a week

I just want a middle ground
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>used to be neet
>work all the time so I could move out and afford my hobby to trap
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>>282590489
>7 jobs
>20 years old

that is nothing to brag about
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> Being proud of being a NEET

Absolutely disgusting. I can understand being weird socially and not wanting to go out and interact with people, I really do. But not having a job? Being a leech that's sucking out the lifeforce of your family/parents just because you're a lazy piece of shit? That's scum of the earth tier right there.

The worst part is that the majority of the NEETs on here are above average intelligence. There are all sorts of jobs that would be easy as fuck for them, and the fact that they haven't gotten one of these jobs yet is just due to laziness. Any NEETs on here should do their parents a favor and man the hell up by getting a job. Or just kill yourselves and save them years of pain and suffering.
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>>282593928
>Being a leech that's sucking out the lifeforce of your family/parents

most NEETs are actually on autismbux
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>>282594124
How exactly does one get on autismbux?

I have no life-crippling disorders or ailments
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>>282593928
>The worst part is that the majority of the NEETs on here are above average intelligence.

my fucking sides
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>>282586057
hell yea

not a neet but completely crestfallen in my college studies. thinking of spiking my morning coffee with vodka tomorrow. piles upon piles of work await and i have no interest in doing any of it

>-Playan
fuck all
>-Watchan
fuck all
>-Readan
fuck all
>-Eatan
bread
>-Drinkan
water and vodka

>>282586118
youre a dick
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>>282594323

fake depression
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>>282590489
>20 yr old
>7 jobs
Nigga, I am 20, I have had one job for 2 years in a 5 star resort and they want to keep me from going to college so they can promote me to a supervisor/manger intern
>I'm just a server so its a F&B department job, so fuck that. Life is suffering
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>>282593520
why read about some piece of shit war criminal who mass murdered innocent people and lied his way to stardom
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fellow neet reportan

>Playan
Was playin Dawn of War II, started a fresh campaign, fuckin xenos 24/7
>Watchan
Gonna watch Whiplash now
>Eatan
I have some nice crepes filled with nutella and bananas
>Drinkan
Coke
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>>282594660
Why would the government give me money for being depressed?
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>>282586057
-Playan
Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth
-Watchan
Howard Stern TV
-Readan
Nothin
-Eatan
Pizza
-Drinkan
Water
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>>282594323
If you're on /v/ you have autism dude.
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>>282595082
your mom on /v/
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>tfw can't be fucked with my job, and would secretly like to be unemployed, but at the same time I know it's a necessary evil to avoid feeling like even more of a piece of shit 100% of the time
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>>282594871
most of the time it wont, but it also depends entirely on your country. but dont be fooled, pretty much everyone who says that here is lying, they are not getting anything.
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>>282594982
Remember what Karen says
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>Cave Story
>Dexter Season 3, with a dash of Retsupurae
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
>Nature Valley Granola Bars
>Stale Mountain Dew
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>>282586057

>-Playan
BF Hardline beta, LA Noire
>-Watchan
The Tudors
>-Readan
Aristotle's Ethics, shitloads of Wikipedia, particularly about Roman emperors
>-Eatan
Chinese takeout....and Doritos :(
>-Drinkan
Orange Tea
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>>282595194
More like being able to eat and afford shelter, your parents aren't going to be there forever
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>graduate college
>find zero work
>end up working at a shitty retailer since I need money to eat
>guy comes in to pick up product and is speaking to me
>impressed and offered me a job
>it's a really relax job where I'm paid for what I know and not what I do
>I do next to nothing
>boss is always concerned about my hours though, since recently there has been so little to do, they send me home early
>they give me a worklaptop so I can be logged in at home, just in case something happens, and it'll allow me to reach 32hours just by being logged in
>stated several times that a promotion is open if I'm okay with moving to middle of nowhere
>will be less work for more pay, but will live in some shithole place in Iowa, Nebraska or Wisconsin

This work isn't fulfilling and it just leads me to middle of nothing.
Anybody here have recommendations for a job that could make somebody happy?
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>>282594801
I had no desire to read it until I heard about the shitstorm it started. I wanted to see what all the talk was about
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>>282586057
>-Playan
with everyones expectations
>-Watchan
life go by
>-Readan
suicide metods
>-Eatan
my pride
>-Drinkan
the 4 chan cool aid
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>>282595691
If you don't have anyone you care about where you live now and can get good internet at your new place, go for it.
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I've been a NEET for several months despite actively trying to get a job. I've constantly applied to entry level stuff and haven't heard back from a single place. It fucking sucks.
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>>282595691
iowa's actually a great place to live so long as you aren't too far away from the urban areas like Des Moines or Iowa City. Low cost of living, nice people, and some natural beauty. I'm from there and will probably be moving back after I finish graduate school.
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>>282595691
What do you like to do Anon? Personally for me I volunteer. I always like to leave work at work and if you bring work into your home, you'll have the constant nagging feeling everytime you want to relax.
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>>282586057

I've been NEET before. Monday afternoons are the most depressing thing imaginable. You can see that mental decay and panic clearly in /r9k/
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>>282586057
Time flies when you're playing SINS.
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>>282595603

>what is inheritance

If I lost my job right now it would make absolutely no difference to my lifestyle, except instead of living with my parents and having no gf, I would now also have no job to boot.
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>>282596061
I'll give you the low cost of living. The city I was looking into for Iowa is Urbandale, just north of West Des Moines. I could get a place far nicer than my own for the same cost, sure. But the only things that seem to be going for it is a giant supermarket and park in that city. Being from Washington and California, the small city thing really deters me.

Also, the cost of houses didn't seem to change there for the past 19 years. While I house I am in now has gained enough value to cover my expenses living here this entire time. That wouldn't have happened there.

>>282596137
I enjoy volunteering. Also make a short lived career out of it back in college at a local MDA branch. If I could get a career assisting others in a meaningful way, that would be amazing.
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I just turned neet a few weeks ago. At first I hated it, was bored, felt like shit, thought I was worthless, etc

Then I got used to it. God damn I love being neet. I finished my backlog, caught up on a bunch of shows, and having no responsibility is wonderful

I feel bad for you wage slaves
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>>282595691
Iowa's not a big shithole that a lot of people think it is. There are a lot of nice people, and they'll help you if your honest with them. The bitch of living in Iowa is the weather though, but that's really the only downside.
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>>282596475
Hopefully your parents are loaded and paid every debt imaginable especially mortgage, and car
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>He isn't off tomorrow because of family-day

British Columbia wins again
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>>282597004

I don't mean this in a dickish way, but are you American?
My parents aren't loaded by any means, but we own a house in a nice part of our country's capital city. When it's just me and my siblings left, I could take my share of the money and buy my own comfy flat elsewhere in the country
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>>282596771
Volunteering kicks ass if feeling unfufilled and guilty wasting time, why not waste it on benefiting people who are less fortunate.
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full grown neet here.

-Playan
valkyrie profile on retroarch with a medafen core
-Watchan
girlfriend is watching sherlock on her pc next to me i guess
-Readan
this thread
-Eatan
chicken tendies
-Drinkan
water
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>just want to meet a gaming bro and get an apartment and have NSA sex, then play more games and repeat
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>>282586057
>Prey/Far Cry 4/Watch Dogs/Dying Light/Darkest Dungeon/Hitman Absolution/Stranglehold/Besiege
>Giant Bomb
>/v/
>salt and vinegar chips
>milk and water

Also it's actually 2PM on a Monday but that's cool you're in a different time zone.
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>>282596771
Urbandale is a great community for young people. It's also about 10 minutes from downtown des moines and has lots of stuff to do. the problem is, due to it being a community for young people, equity isn't exactly a thing unless you purchase a relatively expensive home. a lot of the places you'll be looking at are "starter homes" for young couples and families so they won't gain much value. that's a symptom of a growing community sometimes as far as i know. visit des moines and see if you like it before moving there. it has a pretty strong culinary scene and a lot of young professionals, but it is much smaller than coastal cities.
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>>282597812

NSA sex?

Like voyeurism on the part of the Government?
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>>282598245
We can do that too

I have a predator shaped dildo
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>>282598356

What is NSA sex though
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>>282598826
No strings attached

It means both parties are horny and just want sex, no commitment, etc

It's the best ;3
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>>282586057
>Playan
Bravely Default

>Watchan
Better Call Saul

>Readan
Blue Like Jazz
Clash of Kings
Life of St Francis

>Eatan
Pizza

>Drinkan
Steel Reserve
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>>282586057
>Playan
Mushihimesama Futari
>-Watchan
Scrubs
>Readan
Vilppu
>Eatan
less
>Drinkan
water
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>dropped out of college for the third time

Thank god I have rich parents.
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>>282599121

I found it unfulfilling and kind of awkward honestly, I can see the appeal but after my past few experiences it's not for me.

Too bad I can't find someone who wants attachment
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>>282586118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I7i8Cgu8Qm
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>>282599121
>no commitment

I want to clean and cook for a guy though
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>>282599454

>dropping out

Why?
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>>282599541
Attachment is nice after awhile

But I just have/still have a lot of physical love I like to give/take

Though an apartment with a gamer bf would be pretty nice
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>>282586057
>Red Dead Redemption
>Gonna watch Birdman later
>This thread
>Just ran out of chips
>Diet Dr Pepper

Have less than a year left as NEET before I'll probably honorobu sudoku.
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Any other richfag neets with their own apartment?

Being nude and masturbating all day is amazing.
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>>282588072
have fun being a wageslave
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>>282599653
I'm a loser and have zero drive.
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>>282588072
>why do you faggots enjoy this lifestyle?

Because I have a neet gf
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>>282599696

I'm too much of a prude for physical love, just makes me feel like a total slut and be depressed for a little while.

>>282599587

>tfw can't cook for shit

We'll all make it though anon
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>>>Playan
Saint's Row 4 Re-Elected on PS4.
I've had one hard lock up and and one "crash" that closed the game so far in only about 4 hours of playtime. Not too happy about that.

>>>Watchan
My wife and I started watching this charmingly low-budget Canadian show on Hulu called "The Murdoch Mysteries". It's basically a Law&Order procedural in early 1900's Toronto, but the main guy is basically Forest Gump.
>>>Readan
Eh, I'm an uncultured swine. Haven't read much of anything in about a decade.
>>>Eatan
Some shitty frozen pizza, but snowstorm currently pounding my state so no one would deliver. Shame, I always tip at least $20 its shitty out.
>>>Drinkan
Had to order a bulk case of Arizona Black&White tea since I can't find it anywhere. Best $40 I ever spent though.
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>>282586057
>happily living as a NEET
There's no such thing
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>>282600032
It's okay, anon

Some behave differently after NSA sex.

I really should cook and clean, and lose 10 more pounds so I can look better in a maid outfit
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>>282595214
I know this is the internet and you don't have to believe me, but I really get depressionbux.

Germany, legit clinical depression, benefits for life with no strings attached.
I am not proud of it and it isn't much of a living anyway, I have like 300 bucks for myself after paying rent and utilities each month.
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I swear to god I will not re-enlist. I will return to my old ways of pot injection and vidya playan 24/7
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>>282600392
>I am not proud of it and it isn't much of a living anyway, I have like 300 bucks for myself after paying rent and utilities each month.

300 for food or 300 after food?
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>>282599571
love the dedication anon, gave me a good chuckle
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>>282600558
For food, clothing and everything else.
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>there are people here that dont enjoy being neet

Lmao kill yourselves. If i could be neet again i would do it in a heartbeat
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>>282600338

I could do with losing an extra 20lb or so, it was actually surprising that so many people weren't bothered by what I'd seen as my biggest failing.
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>Playan
Golden Sun
>Watchan
arn't the Grammys tonight?
>Readan
Lolita came in the mail yesterday might read that later
>Eaten
Tacos
>Drinkan
Water

7/10 Comfy, would be comfier if I didn't have school tomorrow
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>>282600392
how old are you and pls tell me you're in NRW
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>>282586057
>tfw NEET with part time one day a week job
>just got a housing executive flat
>rent payed for and I get dole and work money to pay for electric, gas and internet

Excellent.
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>tfw been looking for a job
>only one interview so far
>running out of places to apply to
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>>282601092
Nah, Niedersachsen. 32
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i'm on esa along with housing benifit so i usually have around £70 each week to live on

>tfw most of it goes on drugs
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>>282600725
whats stopping you from quitting work/school and being a shitbag all day?
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>>282599696
im looking for a girl to live with me
im a neet with my own apartment and i get enough money to feed 2 people
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>>282601371
I know that feel bro.
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>>282599761
this, i get out of the shower half wet and go take a nap naked at my bed, then i wonder why the fuck do i need to put some clothes so i stay naked and fall asleep naked and then spend the next day naked
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>>282601863

>He thinks that's a girl
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>>282601863
Sorry anon, I'm lacking in the vagina part

Hope you find her, though
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>>282602353

Out of curiosity, where do you live?
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>>282602353
every thread the same answer
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>PLAYAN
Hot Shots Golf.
>WATCHAN
Nostalgic porn.
>READAN
Nothing. That's not one of the standard criteria.
>EATAN
Some beef, rice, and greens with a side of donuts.
>DRINKAN
Spit.
>FEELAN
A bit bummed I didn't spend any time out today. It was a nice day. I also regretted to find that I spent my entire tax refund. I was planning on putting some of it back in the bank. Oh well. I'm still job searching as of now.
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>>282602506
Texas
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>>282586703
I understand completely what you mean.
At least work is interesting.
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>>282586057
am seriously contemplating the NEET lifestyle. have 30k in savings and want to quit my full time job.

>playan
Neptunia
>watchan
Dragonball
>Readan
nothing atm
>Eatan
black licorice hard candy
>Drinkan
genmaicha
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>>282598245
kek.
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>>282593443
Mahnigga.jpg

You wouldn't happen to work in accounting would you?
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>>282602945

Oh wow that's kinda spooky, my family is moving to Houston. I'm in Vancouver though
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>>282603174
You should visit them

Though I'm outside of Dallas, I don't know a good half-way point between the 2.

A lot of flat land/nothing out in Texas ;_;
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>>282586057
Question: How does oen become a neet? How do you live? here in america, your parents kcik you out at 16-18
How does one live the life of neet? I dont mind being poor, as long as I can have a house+power+food
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>>282603278

I'm not looking forward to the heat when I go visit them, more comfortable with 17C than 35C+

Is there much to do in Texas? Closest I've been was Disneyland Florida a decade ago
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>>282603481
Unless you can file for unemployment/autismbux

You pretty much have to get a job and cheap apartment.

Though I could be wrong, I just got a job right out of highschool and go to college part-time while working so I never got to experience NEET life
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>>282586558
>The Walking Dead
Is that any better? i stopped watching when i realised i was watching a documentary about a farm, and they axed Darrabont.
i ask, because i hate this hypetrain, but after finally playing the walking dead games, i want to get back into it
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>>282603646
Oh there is plenty of cool stuff too

And even more if you're a country-boy/gun fanatic

though I'm a bit socially introverted and coming home after work for sex and videogames with a gaming bro sounds like an ideal night to me.
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>>282603481
>here in america, your parents kcik you out at 16-18
Most people actually have parents that love them.
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>>282599571
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>>282603481
Did your parents get sick of you that fast?

Mine don't mind me living here as long as I'm going to college courses and working.

The only downside is having to live with 6 dogs and 4 cats, and 2 ferrets
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>>282603839
Nope. Axing Darabont was also putting the final nail in the coffin. Frank has balls and anyone else that has worked on it after does not.

An aside: I will watch anything Frank Darabont shits out now. Doesn't matter what. After the new ending he made to "The Mist", I know he isn't afraid to write what's good instead of what is most marketable.
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>>282604064
right now I'm homeless
I'm at a mcdonalds right now, use my car to charge my tablet
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>>282603850

Ah, I'm not much of a country-boy even though I grew up there. Shooting is always fun though, and it'll probably be a lot more interesting with Texan gun laws.

This sounds odd but do you have a steam id? It would be nice to talk to someone who lives in Texas and seems cool
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>>282604198
That is one of the most fucked up things I've read on this board

I'm truly sorry, anon.

It sounds like you might have to get a job and get a single bedroom cheap apartment.

What season is it where you are?
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>>282603481
>How does oen become a neet?
By being a piece of shit failure.
>How do you live?
Like any other human being.
>here in america, your parents kcik you out at 16-18
I live in America so that's bullshit.
>How does one live the life of neet? I dont mind being poor, as long as I can have a house+power+food
You just exist. I mean you'll need to have parents or family members that won't throw you out in the cold. Unless you're extremely attractive and can get some older lady/man to take care of you in exchange for sexual favors. I'm sure some of you could probably do that.

>>282603934
This. Although I can tell my mom is starting to get sick of my shit though.
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>>282604064
>2 ferrets
Ferrets are great, though. Far quieter than dogs, far nicer than cats. Also, not that guy, but I've been kicked out of the house at 15. My family has issues.
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>PLAYAN
Downloading Mortal Kombat Unchained.
>WATCHAN
The Office. Half way through season 8.
>EATAN
Ramen Noodles
>DRINKAN
Water
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>>282603278
>dallas

Austin here. Nobody from /v/ is ever in Austin
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>playan
skyrim with a bunch of sex mods
apparently it doesn't want to load my saves anymore
>watchan
nothing
>readan
/v/
>eatan
nothing
>drinkan
water
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>>282586057

Fuck anons. I made the biggest mistake ever.

I signed up for a course to study manual payroll.

Now my Monday and Wensday nights are spent in a cold, shitty hall doing taxes.

Turns out payroll and taxes in my country are fucking easy too. The course is ten weeks and I'm already doing out example questions for the final exam, but I have to sit through this stupid shit.

I was a fool.
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>>282586057
Being a NEET is amazing.
>Playan
Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
>Watchan
Nothing
>Readan
I just read Majime na Jikan and I'll read Onepunch-Man 43.
>Eatan
Milanesas, and ice cream for dessert.
>Drinkan
Water
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>>282604512
I wish I was.

A lot of cool stuff in Austin, and even cooler guys to fuck with.

>>282604357
They do stink, but they are hilarious

What happened that got you kicked out, anon?

>>282604230
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Romavictor24
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>>282604709
>Milanesas
could it be?
another argeneet?
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>>282604959
Yes.
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>Work in retail from failure to find anything better
>Married now, neither of us have any good prospects, life looks bleak
>No education beyond high school and a few college classes
>Spend all my time being depressed with my wife and playing vidya
>Decide enough is enough
>Work my ass off, get promoted, jump through hoops to work my way from cashier to co-manager of my store
>Complete change in my life, went from part-time depression to 50k a year
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>>282603839
the farm season is literally the slowest season in tv history, it ramps up afterwards
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>Blanket
>Weed
>Anime
>Vidya
>Pizza + cans of coca cola
>Fapping

All you need, it doesn't get better than this.

Also 4:20 soon here, bong status=prepared
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>>282604327
>That is one of the most fucked up things I've read on this board
o rly
>>
>got a day off and suspended for a day at work
welp I guess I really have no excuse for beating alien isolation now.
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>>282604956
An angry woman with power over whether I live under her roof or not. Can't really say much more than that.
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>>282605059
where are you from?
imfrom nunez, anoche estaba lleno de negros por el partido en river
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>>282605073
WOW
50k a year
that's almost enough to not be poor as fuck!
too bad you're still poor as fuck
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>>282586057
Im at work right now. Im dobe with the labour work now and have 3 hours on guard(night clerk).
Just passing time here lurking.
I want too play some shit but i gate handheld gaming and shit.... guess ill do some shitty coc...
I wish i could be homo now
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>>282605263
dont fucking speak spic in here retard
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>>282605305
50K for one person is pretty good.
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>>282604956

Added you

>>282605140

What about books?
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>>282605263
San Miguel.
Se como se siente eso; allí trabaja mi padre y cuando tengo que ayudarlo y es día de partido los negros toman el barrio.
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>>282605263
fuck there's 3 of us now,
vayan a laburar la concha de su madre
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>>282586057
>tfw I have to get up at 0545 for work
>cant not go to work because militaryfag

Ahahha, you fucks. Only a little under 3 years before I'm done with this shit.
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>>282605385
fuck off its not my fault they teach you only one language in school
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>>282605403
it really isn't
i'm in my early 20s, dropped out of college and I make 80k and it's still barely anything
>>
I cant comprehend neetness. I would finish my backlog then have nothing to do with life.
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>>282605551
yes it is stop being poor and move to a real country
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>>282605560
80k is barely anything? Christ, where do you live?
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>>282605385
jajaja, amerigordo
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>>282605496
NEVER EVER
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Everyone who says being a NEET is a waste of life, you are a salty-ass motherfucker.

I would give anything to be able to do nothing all day and play videogames whenever I please instead of working all god damn day doing shit I hate, being with people I hate and wanting to punch every living thing I see.

Live the dream NEETs, and never take it for granted.
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>>282605560
Are you a big spender or something? Do you have loans, mortgage, back taxes you have to pay?

A person can live rather comfortably off of 80k a year.
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>>282605679
SoCal
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>>282605560
Move out of California.
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>>282605496
>trabajar
>como esta el pais
yo voy a trabajar cuando me pueda gastar la plata en celulares y cosas importadas no en mate y torta frita
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>>282586703
>Living with gf as NEET while she works
>Finally get "my dream job"
>gf becomes wife, pregnant
>now she is NEET
>now I am working

There are days... most days, really. I'm ready to retire to NEETdom again.
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>>282605823
You're a daddy now, anon

No more NEET life for you
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>>282605772
You say that, but after half of a year you really start to lose it. I'm getting close to a year as a NEET and I don't know if I can keep this up.
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>>282605812
i'm going to be making 200k by the time im 30 out here
why would i move
>>
why is it so hard to get a job /v/
why is it so hard when youll do literally everything to not be a parasite
im considering going on ssi just to not end up on the streets
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>>282605772
Looks more like youre a salty ass motherfucker
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>>282605430
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>>282605818
>implicando que no estoy ahorrando e invirtiendo como un forro
espero juntar 70 lucas este año y me voy a japon como el weaboo asqueroso que soy
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>>282605430
I'll add you when I get some, anon
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>>282605793
Ouch man, that sucks. 50k for me is more than enough for living in the south. Shit is dirt cheap. I just miss the connection speed I got when I lived in the midwest.
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>>282605818
>cosas importadas
No mas juegos en formato fisico, figuras, artbooks, mierdas chinas por 99 centavos de dolar. Las trabas a las importaciones me cagaron el estilo de vida.
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>>282605560

I live in SoCal and make 60K a year before taxes.

It's way more than enough. You're just a fucking whiner.
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>>282606191
You literally can't live in irvine below 60k a year
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>>282606059
Estoy haciendo lo mismo.
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>>282606059
buena suerte, si podes quedate hay que aca se va a ir todo al infierno, bueno mas que de costumbre,
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>>282606286

I live in LA. You probably just want a nice apartment to yourself and plenty of spending money, and that's why 80K isn't enough for you.
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>>282606043

Good, reading is important!

>>282606086

Have fun and stay safe
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>Work with ridiculous hours at my work
>Stuck with the seniority system the union implemented, so earliest is fucked
>Somehow schedules me in ways to interfere with my college
>The dread of demotion or firing looms near

I hate my job so much but I'll be damned if I go NEET again.
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>>282606157
sii vas al barrio chino las gondolaas vacias o llenas de producto paraguayo te dan ganas de llorar, por lo menos entra algo de brasil de vez en cuando
>>
>Get full time job in a warehouse after doing no physical labor and being neet for a long while.
>After first week I already want to kill myself
>Suspended from university until next spring
What kind of jobs can I be comfortable with if I have horrible anxiety, have no strength whatsoever, and need to sit down for most of the day?
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>>282606426
Renting a room from someone in irvine is >1k a month. I also have student loans to pay back, A nice apartment would be >2700 a month easily.
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>>282606582
Thanks, you too anon
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>>282605935
I have enough anxiety as it is... no need to remind me that my life is ending in 5 months.
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>>282606654
You should probably just go on bennies.
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>>282605772
I'm still not sure if I should take the path to wizardry or not
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>>282606654
Best bet is a call center. Other than that, you'll need to start a workout routine.
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>>282604956
>even cooler guys to fuck with.

That feel when no bf. I wonder if my girlfriend will let me sleep with a guy without murdering me
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>>282606654

Did you try code academy?

>>282606719
>>
>there are people who are actually complacent with only have 100-200$ a week

Jesus christ, i'd seriously just kill myself.
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>>282606646
Hace tiempo que no voy. Mejor me ahorro la amargura de presenciar eso.
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>>282589560
>forced to go to school or work
>decide going to school would probably be the better of the two options
>forced to get a job regardless

You can't win.
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>>282606751
Don't bail on him/her, anon

Soon you will fall in love with him/her and will want to be around him all the time

Though enjoy sleeping in while you can

>tfw right now when I'm not at work, I'm in classes
>haven't gotten to sleep in for over 3 weeks now

Just once, I want to wake up at 11
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>>282606382
estoy mas que seguro de que si macri o alguien del PRO gana las elecciones van a cerrar las fronteras y no dejar que nadie entre ni salga, y lo peor de todo es que los de CABA y los chetitos de mtz/san isidro los van a apoyar
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>>282586057

I work at a software company, but I don't have work tomorrow because I'm getting a root canal at 9 a.m.!

>-Playan

OoT 3D, but I'm kind of looking for something else to play... I'd like a grindy jRPG. Might grab one of my DQ games. I also have a Vita, but I can't think of anything fun to grind on there, most of the jRPGs on it have some gimmick that fucks with that (like the Atelier's time systems).

>-Watchan

Old Game Grumps episodes with JonTron. Currently Sonic '06.

>-Readan

4chan

>-Eatan

Went to iHop, was pretty great.

>-Drinkan

Coke.
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>>282606935
I don't see a problem with that, assuming you're not working for it. I could live in an apartment on the city on that and still have a couple hundred left to spend on figs or other garbage each month.
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>>282606820
>That chart
>past the point of no return
Does it still count if I'm not trying to get laid?
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>>282606817
I really don't want to go on benefits. I really just need to find a job that's right for me.
>>282606883
I've thought about call centers.
>>282606916
I have trouble just doing basic math, I don't think I could ever code anything.
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>>282607069
>400-800 a month
>enough for rent, food, utilities, internet etc
>in the city

No you couldn't, stop lying. You have no fucking idea how much shit costs.
>>
>>282606681

Well considering you make about 6.7K a month, and let's say that's 4-4.5K after taxes, rooming with someone for 1.5 a month still nets you 3K of wiggle room every month. You can easily stay under 500 for food, and given that student loans are paid back in only meager increments over time, you could manage to have at least 2K of money left over at the end of every month. Anything else you're spending it on is complete self-indulgent.
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>>282605823
>he got her pregnant
>he fell for the marriage bait

Come on son.
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>>282607113
Maybe I can help

Do you like to play pretend?
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>>282607040
You're getting a root canal and you drink coke? Nigga, it might be a sign.
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>>282607034
Y los boletos de colectivo van a costar 15$ como mínimo.
No hay esperanza, espero escapar a tiempo.
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>>282607069
600-800 a month isn't enough for an apartment in Kansas, let alone anywhere.
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>>282607317
No.
>>
>tfw hate schooling and dont know what to do

Im not interested in STEM and a history or english degree would be a waste. I was thinking of getting a skilled trade, maybe be an electrician, I only need like 60-70k a year to be really happy with life.
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>>282607202
I do, because I've lived on ~250 a week before doing just that. It depends on the city, the one I'm in is really cheap because it's technically on the edge of niggerland, though they stay across the river.
>>
I remember a long time ago on the Nintendo 64, jfg1 was a great game. You played as a space ranger kind of like star trek. Going to different planets and exploring your way through while saving lives. Your enemy was mizars drones. These giant blue ants, when they died they exploded and their head flew off and you get to collect them. My favorite part about the game was the techno club on the moon. There is more to the game than just that but I hardly remember. There should be a remake or sequal on ps4 but it won't happen unless we as a community cause an up roar. Let's make this happen all over the internet. Copy paste copy pasta
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>>282607132
>I've thought about call centers.

Prepare yourself for a toxic work environment. It's kind of like working inside of a game of LoL. Your training might not be so bad, and the people you train with might not be so bad (they could be though), but once you're on the floor you'll be stuck with these long-timers who are just going to drive you up a wall. No body worthwhile sticks with a job like that for very long, so the people who make it to supervisor positions are actual retards.

It's good work experience that can help you get another job later on, even if you only work there a short time. Six months to a year is good. Once you reach that point, start looking for something else that isn't retarded.
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>>282607113
Yes, why wouldn't it? You'll be even more powerful if you've actually turned women down, rather than just going unnoticed by them for the entire 30 years.
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>mfw thunder/lightning outside right now
>mfw power going to go out

>mfw I won't have to play video games

THANK
FUCK
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>>282607034
>grecia
>cuba
alguien no tiene idea lo que es el facismo de izquierda donde se meten turbas a los aeropuertos y si te queres ir del pais te rompen la piernas
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>>282607285
and if I was living in texas I'd be paying 300 a month for a room
it's super expensive here regardless my dude
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>>282607391
Well fuck your wizard powers
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>>282607391
You sound like a spoil sport brah. Just go fuck something.
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>>282607338
de ultima le pedimos a ese anon nicaraguense que vive en NY que nos consiga visa y laburo.
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>>282586057
>Playan
Melee. Literally can't play anything else for longer than 2 hours without wanting to play Melee. It's so depressing.
>Watchan
Top Gear
>Readan
/v/
>Eatan
Cereal
>Drinkan
Milk
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>tfw NEET life is closing in on me
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>>282607336
>You're getting a root canal and you drink coke? Nigga, it might be a sign.

Bro I wouldn't be getting a root canal if I wasn't drinking Coke. I know that shit. Doesn't mean that I'm going to stop drinking coke. Means that I'm going to work my ass off to afford dental implants someday.
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>>282607635
>Top Gear
Why?
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>>282607686
BAD TEETH BROS
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>>282607686
Alright, well, best of luck to you anon. I hope you never have to get those implants.
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>>282607560

I know that because I live here too, but 2K a month of extra spending money is beyond luxurious. 80K annually is way more than a single person, even in SoCal, would "need" to get by comfortably.
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>>282607113
I tried once and failed miserably
gg women
>tfw brother, who is 2 years younger than me, has had 2 girlfriends already
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>>282607674
The important thing is to take up a hobby that takes regular involvement at reasonably low cost. Otherwise you go insane. I suggest growing plants.
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>>282607537
I'm not sure how I'd handle it. I just know that I can't deal with being on my feet for 8 hours a day while packaging and handling shit. When I get home I feel like dying and I just go to sleep until the next day. I'm thinking maybe I just need to work part time somewhere until I can find a decent job in something I enjoy that's related to my major.
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>>282607750
Because it's funny and entertaining. I like Clarkson.
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>>282607674
>tfw there are only a few places hiring around here
I might actually be working at a hair salon in the near future. This could be interesting.
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>>282600392
Same. America here, I got it when I got out of the Air Force. They kicked me out for depression but tried to tell me that I wasnt eligible for medical retirement. Had to fight the system to get it but for what I get now? Worth it
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>>282607841
>I hope you never have to get those implants.

I hope so too, anon, but I have accepted it as an inevitability. My parents didn't really enforce or encourage dental hygiene when I was young, so shit went sideways long before I was an adult. I floss, brush and use mouth wash now, I'm pretty good about sticking to a good habit... but it's too little, too late.
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>>282607854
look buddy just because I spent 6k in the last week on computer parts doesn't mean i live luxurious
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>>282594323
The bux are a lie, you have to be a jaded CWC to get them.
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>playan
EU4
>watchan
Gay porn, but nothing on television, back to EU4
>readan
Was reading second GoT book earlier
>eatan
nothing
>drinkan
nothing
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>>282607338
mfw el otro dia le compre salame y queso al camion peronista
mfw no va a volver nunca
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>Playan
Just finished playing Just Cause 2 MP
>Watchan
Nothing at the moment
>Readan
/v/
>Eatan
Oreos
>Drinkan
Cider
>Feelan
Comfy
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>>282607897
>until I can find a decent job in something I enjoy that's related to my major.

What is your major? That could be difficult if you got suspended. Also, if you're going into I.T., there is a mandatory sentence of six months in a Xerox work camp, so you may as well get it out of the way now.
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>>282608093
It's really easy to get them in under 3 months if you're not an idiot.
>>
>diablo 2
>silver linings playbook
> -
>thin mints
>water
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>>282607904
But they don't give a fuck about anything.
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>>282608327
How do you get them?

If you're working, do they automatically dismiss you?
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>>282608287
It's Anthropology for now, but I'm still not 100% sure that's why I want to go into. I don't even know if they'd let me work in a museum as the janitor with my non-existent work experience.
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>10:41
>Nervous about tomorrow
>See this thread
>Remember I'm NEET as well
>All I have to do is stream on Twitch tomorrow if I want and make my gf feel good
mfw
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>>282608369
That's partly why it's fun to watch.
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>>282608514
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>tfw not NEET but I keep trying to maximize my free time by staying up as late as possible
>tfw my body has adapted to only getting 4 hours of sleep but it just gives up somedays and I sleep all day
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>>282608504
>It's Anthropology for now

Okay, you're not going to work in anything related to your major while on academic suspension, go apply to Xerox.
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>>282586057
>College starts again
>Fucked up schedule
>Too much shit to do
>Some asshole teacher trying to shit on me and making me anxious as fuck
>No time for vidya
>No time for anime
>Barely any time for 4chins

>No qts
>No one talks to me
>It's like being in Middle/High school all over again
>But with much much more work

COLLEGE WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID
YOU WILL MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THEY SAID
YOU CAN EVEN GET A GF AND ALL, THEY SAID
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>>282608230
¿Venden salame y queso? Pense que solo vendían pescado, al menos eso era lo único que vendían cerca de mi casa.
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>>282592913
You people just love being overly dramatic, that shit doesn't even makes sense.
>>
>Go to Uni
>Give me bursaries cause my family poor
>Drop out
>Live off free money

Thanks England for sustaining my neet lifestyle
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>>282608401
It really only works if you're not employed at the time. I don't want to get too deep into the actual method for fear of ruining it, but a 5150 will fast track you. Do note that you have to actually be mentally ill in some way to consider lying and cheating the government for free money. Also it should go without saying, but don't break the law if you manage to get on them. Lots of idiots do.
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>>282608504
>want to go into anthropology
>see what my sister is going through to get a degree in marine biology
>nope.jpg

I'll just keep my job at ups thank you.
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How do people live the NEET life? Do you just live off your parents? What are you gonna do when your parents die?
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>>282608719
College is garbage if you go in not knowing what you want to do or have a mind to meet people and shit like that. I'd try and find a study group so you can at least try to meet some people.
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>>282608719
I'm literally shitting myself about going to college, fuck it feels like it was yesterday that I dropped out of high school in 2009 and got my GED in 2011.
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>>282608287
>if you're going into I.T., there is a mandatory sentence of six months in a Xerox work camp
>>
>2.27AM
>Nervous because seeing ex later today to try and start dating again
>Playing LoZ: OoT
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>>282608875
>What are you gonna do when your parents die?
Heritage?
They don't have much money, but at least we have two houses and my father wants to buy a third.
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>>282608859
And that's probably while I'll never get my degree.
>Pay out the ass for 4 year degree
>Pay out the ass for 5+ years at grad school
>Get lucky to get funded to actually to anthropological work or work in a shitty museum for the rest of your life for 35k a year

Isn't it sad.
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>work since 16 in IT
>now 21 making good money
>sick of computers, have reached the plateau of life
>have my own appartment, can buy anything I want

Everything now feels pointless, what is the point of a career ? fuck me
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>Be 18 NEET
>Live with 5 other in a house
>Rent is like $300 a month
>We play vidya and watch anime every day
>Go to gym together at 6am to lift

The NEET lifestyle is great, my housebros are 22 and still living the student life.
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>finally started college this year after being out of high school for 3 years
>starting a job at a movie theater tomorrow
>tfw you have a purpose again
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>>282609127
Maybe you should try another field? You've got all that experience, and you have the money to spend time experimenting with jobs.
>>
fuck yeah, NEET master race

>Playan
Pinball Arcade and Nuclear Throne
>Watchan
End of a speedrun, finished watching Julia. Don't watch that movie.
>Readan
Nope
>Eatan
Stuffed my face with a hamburger and two fried eggs. It was decent
>Drinkan
Heineken, which is alright.
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>>282608739
vendian hasta postrecito de vainilla
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>>282609127
Send me like 150 on PayPal then I could use the extra cash
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>>282608719
My god college was the biggest fucking lie I was ever fed in my life.

>BEST 4 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE
>ITS FUN
>YOU WILL MEET SO MANY PEOPLE
>YOU WILL GET A GF AND MARRY HER
>THERE ARE SO ANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU
>ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIGH SCHOOL

All fucking lies, I've never felt so alone in my life.
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>>282608859
How is ups? I work in a warehouse in the shipping department and was talking to those truck guys, they told me it was terrible and not worth it.
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>>282609127
There are so many programmers who leave the tech industry by their late 20s to start a new career for this exact reason. You get too much, get tired of staring at computers quickly, and programming is generally easy as shit
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>>282608859
University is a right pisser, i'm in my 3rd year doing my diss, i go out every night but Tuesdays because im in the lab Wednesday. Work in the day, do uniwork off and on during the day out at night. Life is good. No offence but i dont see how you can struggle.
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>>282609396
College is only what you make of it. You have to put in a serious effort to get something out of it. You can't just go each day and never interact and then go straight home.

It's really true that it's not for everyone. You might want to try studying for a vocation or something like that.
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>>282609127
Do what every other person at my work does

>get promotions
>make more money
>take about making more money
>make more money
>money

Seriously im living comfortably right now but it seems like you need a 100k plus paying job, house, kids, and don't forget more money all before you're 25
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>Sleep at 7 am, wake up at 3 pm
>Masturbate at least 7 times a day
>Eat nothing but doritos and coke, once per day
>Do nothing other than being here or playing video games
>Never shower, never change underwear
>Don't go out at all
>Go full retard with the waifu shit


It was glorious at first, but then I felt extremely miserable, and it only lasted like 3 months, how can you people pull it off?
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>>282609635
Play video games all day for hours to forget the real world and then crash completely when you do eventually have to face reality
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>>282609409
Its not worth it now. New hires hired now compared to when i got hired get shit insurance, shit pay, shit raises, and the wait to being a driver is 10+ years.
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>>282609196
How do you pay for rent?
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>>282609802
What the fuck? Do people even stay for that long?
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>>282586057
>mfw it's 4am on a monday morning here

>Playan
Starbound
>Watchan
PAX 2014 /tg/ shit
>Readan
GURPS rules (/tg/ shit again)
>Eatan
Salami sandwhich.
>Drinkan
Milk.
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>>282609926
You'd be surprised.
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>>282609396
>go to college
>business management
>apply myself and always get good grades, if not the best
>graduate
>find a job in my field
>it's nothing like my teachers told me it was going to be
I feel scammed for spending thousands of dollars and 4 years in that shithole
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-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (PC)
-Deadly Premonition DX's download bar (96%)
-This shit
-Nothing
-DXM
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>>282609340
>mfw un pibe vino a comprar a donde trabajo y tenia un llavero de to-love-ru
>otro tenia una billetera de soul eater
estoy mas que seguro que alguno de esos giles viene aca.
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>>282609396
>Final semester of HS
>Finally have a solid group of friends of both genders
>Be in the best class, without YOLO fags or other undesirables
>Finally I no longer feel social anxiety or fear of ridicule or any of that shit
>Even become bold to an extent
>Be extremely close to getting a gf (HAND HOLDING ACTION SON)

>All of it is gone forever
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>>282609865
Went to university and dropped out for a year, they gave me a lot of free money because my family is poor. Also the loans which have a 0% interest rate and I won't have to repay until I earn £21,000 at least. I'm cheating the system.

Will probably have to get a min wage job at some point however.
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>>282609802

Wow fuck that noise. Those truck cats are always pissy too.
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>>282609396
those are all true if you aren't a beta faggot that never leaves his room
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>>282610034
>Worked in a warehouse for a month and had to quit before severe depression set in

Just imagining working in one for 10 years makes me feel suicidal.
>>
>>282609492
She is on her third year in the peacecorp trying to get some recommendations for grad schools. She was hoping she could get some scholarships but no luck. At this rate she might either stay in the peace corp not doing what she wants or totally negate my the money they spent for her on the peace corp and pay more money for grad school. Its a lose loee in my mind.
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>>282586057
>-Playan
>-Watchan
>-Readan
>-Eatan
>-Drinkan

Nothing for all of these, because I'm at work
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>>282609396
I'm going through some shit, but there will never be a day in my life where I will say that I miss High School.
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>>282610096
¿Eran decentes o eran de esos weebs que sudan como cerdos, solo ven anime y creen que Naruto es el máximo exponente del manga?
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>>282610139
>that condom
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>>282610109
My god, final semester of HS was probably the fucking peak of my life. I didn't have a gf or anything like that but I finally stopped feeling so much anxiety and started putting myself out there more.

Than after graduation everyone went their separate ways. Everyone has moved on with their lives except for me.
>>
>>282610341
I definitely miss having on responsibilities right now. Working dull minimum wage jobs is hellish.
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>>282610079

>it's nothing like my teachers told me it was going to be

Welcome to every college course.

Your tutors are teaching you the shit that would have been really useful when they were your age going into the field. Now things have advanced, but they're pretty far behind.

Next lot in will see the shit being taught wasn't that usefull to them, find new shit to teach, and the cycle starts again.

My comp sci class taught mainly java with a small bit of C++. You get out and it's mostly C++ and Python and fuck all java in a lot of places.

You need the degree though. Nobody cares what you learned because they know it isn't worth shit in the real world. They just want to see the piece of paper.
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>>282609926
Not really. Outside of peak season they hire maybe 10 people within 8 months and only 1 or 2 people stay.

>>282610139
Drivers get shit on my managment with unrealistic expectations. They hate their jobs but make decent money.
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>Been playing FFXIV for almost non stop the last two weeks
>Most I've ever played an MMO
>Go to start crafting armor
>Realize I don't want to do any of this shit
>turn the game off
>Don't want to play or watch anything
>Feeling a little stur crazy

I really want to go out for a walk or some shit but its cold as fuck and 11pm

Fuck I feel so frustrated and tired
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Which of the following is true?

>High school is the best time of your life
>College is the best time of your life
>Being a working adult is the best time of your life
>Being retired is the best time of your life
>Being dead is the best time of your life
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>Playan
penumbra and dark souls
>Watchan
penumbra lets plays
>Readan
lucid dreaming forums
>Eatan
sandwiches with gurka and leverpastej
>Drinkan
apple juice
>>
>>282609570
I couldn't care less about making more money, women these days are all whores, they aren't worth it, houses are extremely overpriced and as for children I shouldn't be a parent.

I am thinking about a new career, maybe watchmaker, I could do graphic design but then I'd be stuck with hipsters.

I should move to the US where I could shoot guns in my backyard, do offroad on a ATV and go fishing all day.
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>>282586057
my nine months of being NEET are coming to an end tonight bros

got to work at 8:30 in the morning

I hope all you lazy fucks enjoy your vidya and sleeping until 2pm a little extra for me
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>>282610109
>>282610482
I'm with you there anons. Me and my gf went to the same University, but we're both so alone. We couldn't make friends.
>>
>>282610667
>Being dead is the best time of your life
if you can go to live to the realm of Dream.
>>
>>282610462
no se, yo solo cobro pero el de la billetera parecia un normalfag mas, el del llavero...no tanto pero es el tipico otaku con remera de banda de metal y muñequera
>>
>>282608875
Between my inheritance and my gfs inheritance I should be okay for a while.

Then I'll kill myself when the money runs out
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>>282610728
What are you going to be doing? I'd say to stay strong and to think of doing what you enjoy when you get home, but that's little comfort when you're actually doing the job.
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>>282609396
>tfw you actually had friends in HS

If some high school underage is reading this, don't count on your friends in HS forever. They will all just fucking leave you after graduation.
>>
>>282610667

Depends on the person. For me I feel like my quality of life took a serious dip after childhood and then after hitting rock bottom steadily began to rise again. High school fucking blew, college has been pretty good so far and I feel like things will only get better from here. I'm one of those guys who looks forward to his career (doctor/medical researcher) looks forward to starting a family and most importantly looks forward to raising a son so I feel like my adult life will be the best.
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>>282610667

Honestly... if you can get a decent job, working adult time is a pretty good time. Just gotta keep stress under control and manage your time outside of work so that you don't just live to work; that's really hard, actually.

I love being able to go out to eat, buy vidya/figures/whatever, take my girlfriend out... without thinking too hard about money. It's a good feeling.
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>Quality of life right now is "okay"
>Less friends than ever before
>Most social contact is my mom/uncle
>Will never, ever get married or have a family
>Those nights when you realize you're going to grow old and die alone

I think I'm going to kill myself around 40
>>
>>282610109
>>282610482
>>282610730

Right there with you anons. Senior year of school was god-tier, and the next 4-5 years of my life left me fucking depressed.

It's been getting better, though.
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>>282610179
Where do you think you are?
>>
>>282610889
did you make any effort to contact them as well?
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>>282610139

Didn't someone prove that picture is fake?
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>22
>living with my grandparents
>parents never married, live in different states
>work at a pizza joint, 14 hours per week
>unemployment benefits on top of that
>don't pay rent, but also don't eat their food and give them free pizzas every week and help them out as they reach the end of their lives
>living more than comfortably
>overactive imagination and ambition keeps me from enjoying this

What's the plan?
>>
>>282611092
whenever I'm feeling down about dying alone I always pop up a streetlight manifesto (or any ska punk album for that matter), it cheers me up everytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUgruSrkgg
>>
-Playan
>Dying Light with my bros after the wife goes to bed
-Watchan
>Maybe The Office or Nightcrawler if I feel like commiting to a movie
-Readan
>Nothing recently, have a few books I want to start
-Eatan
>Just ordered a pizza
-Drinkan
>Cold, refreshing, post-work beer

Irregular schedule anon here. Can't complain too much
>>
>>282610889
I lost them actually, after HS I felt like every conversation I started with them was awkward and forced, then I stopped contacting them, and now they all forgot I exist.
>>
>>282586703
>>282587065
You guys NEED to remember why you stopped being NEET. At least I do anyway. I stopped because it became unbelievably mundane with an ever increasing horrible feeling of being an unfulfilled worthless underachiever.
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>>282610889
>went to small high school for meth heads, stoners, and general filth
>everyone wasn't that bad
>high school was fun
>afterwards most everyone is still a meth head and so on

Everyone that had a certain way of life in high school completely translated to after school life
>>
>>282611296
Learn a skill or find your passion while you still have the time.

Tomorrow do something you've never done or look up something that has seemed interesting to you before and learn about it.

Don't let your life become like mine.
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>>282610667
High school was the fucking best.
All that mattered was that you were cool, which was fucking easy.
After high school, you have to be cool, have a good job, a house, be studying, et cetera.
I don't want to talk to anyone nowadays because I don't have that stuff, whereas I loved talking to people in high school because there was no pressure.
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Will this be you, anon?

I know it's gonna be me
>>
>>282610889

Typically the friends you make in high school vanish it seems and the friends you make in college are the ones who actually become lifelong friends. For me it's a mix of the two. Ironically I made friends in college who went to my high school but never really went beyond high school acquaintances.
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>>282610667
Working as an adult is the least shitty
>no homework
>no retarded projects
>not having to deal with faggot teachers of all kinds
>no retarded classmates
Co-workers are so fucking different and I'm glad for that
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>>282610889
.>30 years old.
>BS in IT
>Good job
>Good girlfriend
>Still close with my two best friends from high school

We play vidya together a lot. Times are currently difficult because one of them has started working nights.
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>>282611296
Finding a nice women forwarded my life. I personally imagined living the typical american life though.

>find someone
>both get a place
>get married
>find a nicer place
>probably a kid
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>>282611759
No, I can't let it happen, I still have time.
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10:15 and I look forward to waking up in 8 hours for a nice 10 hours work day. Work is shit and it isn't worth the material gain. I hate life more now than I ever did when I made nothing. I can buy whatever I want but nothing satisfies.
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>>282611817

The typical American life is a lie sold by sitcoms. Life isn't that simple.
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>>282611613
I want to get into Phlebotomy, but I'm such a fucking Jew that I can't bring myself to pay for a course, even though I can afford it.

I also want to save up to travel overseas for the first time, which is weird for an Australian.
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>>282606751
mate, take heart in the fact that you will soon have a mini you and you can raise him/her on all the best video games ever and show them the beuty of real games.
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>>282611150
They all either moved to different states or have transformed into Chad Thundercock. I even made a fagbook trying to contact them.
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>>282611817
I'm working on it. I had girlfriends in high school but now I've completely forgotten how to court women.
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>>282610667
>College is the best time of your life
This, for me at least.
>was a sperg in HS
>finally get to college
>still be a sperg
>use my time between classes to do my assignments
>have lots of stress-free free time
>always get good grades
I became a hardcore /a/utists thanks to my excess leisure time
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>>282586057
>Playan
Final Fantasy VII
>Watchan
The death of those who oppose me
>Readan
The text boxes
>Eatan
Last thing I ate was a Viennese Swirl
>Drinkan
Pepsi

I miss having a job and being able to afford games. Thankfully, I have over 80 games to keep me occupied until I get something sorted out.
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>>282611963
why does this give me a boner?
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>>282611150
Not him, but I can't tell you how many people I know became either obnoxiously opinionated or a goddamn hippie. Then there are the people that remained the same awesome people they were before, but I never see them or we were never that close. Damn, I love college.
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>>282611127
>>282610730
>>282610482
>>282610109
this movie about sums up my feelings toward life now that i'm 25...

"It never got better than that night! That was supposed to be the beginning of my life! All that promise and fucking optimism, that feeling like we could take on the whole universe! It was a big lie! Nothing happened!"
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>>282612001
Then slowly realize how insanely complex and hard it is to be a good parent, and it's like playing chess and juggling at the same time with a good chunk of roulette.

God help your soul if it's a girl, there is a seven out of ten chance that if they're reasonable cute they're been gagging on douchebag cock no matter what you do, and if they're ugly they're going to fuck the loser no one else wants to fuck.

Watch as peer pressure possibly turns your kid into a druggie or gets them arrested.

Watch as you think to yourself "what did I do wrong?" every day for years on end, and no one will ever be able to answer you, and even if they did, it's too late.
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>Never had a gf
>HS is full of bitches and whores
>"Maybe College will be different, it has to be"
>It's the same shit


I just want to find a girl like Tomoko, fuck why is it so hard?
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>>282612056
It's time to simply make new friends, anon.
I know its hard leaving the people you were used to but they don't seem to be that person anymore.

Go out, try a little harder every so often and most importantly; smile.
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>>282611759
probably
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>>282612243
because she died of old age 20 years ago
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>>282612334
>Then slowly realize how insanely complex and hard it is to be a good parent
It's not that hard. Be patient, attentive and sensible, and you'll rub off on your kids. Be neglectful and fucking stupid, and your kids will grow to be shitty. Teenagers will be teenagers. Just make sure that they come home in one piece and don't fuck up too badly.
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>People here actually liked HS

What?

Then again college has been much better so far
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Wasted almost two dozen eggs trying to make fucking prinsesstårta first because the recipe I got was bad, and then because I didn't anchor the foil properly and it reflected the heat downward and burnt part of the cake.
If I don't make it right the third time around I'm going to burn down the fucking apartment in rage. I haven't even gotten to decorating yet.
I just want my cream and custard cake. I'm American and thus clearly retarded
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>>282612358
because you dont notice girls like Tomoko
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>>282612358
Join your colleges anime society if you're half decent.

There will be a few qt girls, men will literally fight over them. Slide in, be charming, don't give them too much attention it'll be refreshing for them.

It's easier than you think, you're just looking in the wrong direction.
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I moved back in with my dad 3 years ago and have been taking care of him as hes getting sick. Doesnt give a shit if I have a job as long as I pay rent, all I do is draw, read and play vidya, never been happier.
>MFW hes giving me all his Army and Securicor pensions when he dies because according to him the rest of my siblings dont seem to care that hes unwell and never visit despite living in close proximity, while I came back from another country to care for him
Im going to be one of "those guys" who has a shitload of money and no job. Dont know how I should really feel about that.
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>>282612364
Not that anon, but god damn actually MAKING friends is hard as fuck.
All of the ones I had in HS talked to me first, I just sat there and they did their thing, I probably talked too quietly or gave short annoying answers and yet they kept at it, and now I have to do it?
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>>282612358
>I just want to find a girl like Tomoko
>I want to find an unkempt, socially retarded girl
Anime club.
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>>282612364
>namface

Nice taste anon
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>>282612539
>It's not that hard
Alright mister nineteen year old.
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>>282612665
>actually MAKING friends is hard as fuck.
Talk to people. It's that simple. It's really not that hard, given you're not annoying or just an ass.
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>>282612214
College was the best time for me... It was where I found alcoholism. I learned of the dark magic booze could perform. Almost lost my wizard-hood, almost.
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>>282611974
>The typical American life is a lie sold by sitcoms. Life isn't that simple.

Expanding on that a bit: I dropped out of college around age 23. I went back to my parents' place. Did nothing for about three years. Started doing online classes at a community college, but still mostly did nothing and lived the NEET life. Finally got a job as a substitute teacher at a high school, because it had little in the way of responsibilities, and I could work when I wanted. Had my associate degree by then. Started taking online classes with a university working towards a BS. After a few years of that, I moved to a bigger city, and started working full time at a call center, while finishing my degree. Quit the job after six months because it was bullshit. Got my degree. Spent another couple of months trying to get a job. Was super stressed during most of this time because I was living off of student loans, tax returns, and small handouts from my poor-ass parents.

Around August I got a good job. After a few weeks, I started looking for a girlfriend on OkCupid. Put some time into it, found someone who I really clicked with. Now I'm living happily, mostly carefree. I went from being in what I had considered to be a fail-state, to being successful and happy.

Anons there is hope for you. You just have to make the decision to trudge forward, put up with some bullshit at first, and keep yourself going every day. Good luck.
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>>282612620
Feel lucky, and grateful. Also find a hobby so you don't go fucking insane.
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>>282612552
HS was both the lowest and highest point of my life in that order.
I mean, I even got bullied and shit, but in the end I acted so carefree and I was so confident it's almost like if I was a different person.
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>>282612587

My college's anime society is at the other campus..

Is it really worth going? Are the horror stories about meme spouters true?
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>>282586057
>-Playan
I'm trying to play some Nuclear Throne, but its a bit confusing. No tutorial or anything, so trying to learn it as I play is a bit hard. So far I really like the chicken, slow-mo reflecting bullets with my sword is sweet.

>-Watchan
Random youtube shit

>-Readan
/v/

>-Eatan
I had dinner, it was broiled chicken because I'm a poorfag right now (don't get paid for a few more days)

>-Drinkan
Sparkling water
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>>282612745
I grew up with kids in the family. I've had baby nieces and nephews since before I was 13. Again, it's not that hard if you're not neglectful. Even if you have no experience with children, you'll still pick up on it pretty quick.
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>>282613014
Yes, but it's worth it. Joining any club opens so many doors.
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>>282587472
>weed

mah nigga.
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>>282586057
Everyone wants to be NEET in the end anyway (retirement) NEETS are only pro enough to understand the meaning of life and live it, before wasting 65 years.
Way to go, ahead of the curve!
NEET masterrace.
As long as you do something fun.

Being a rockstar is basically being NEET
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>>282612915
>put up with some bullshit at first
This is the most difficult part for me, especially because of my awful anxiety and willingness to give up easily. Fuck man, I really just want to find a job that I can cope with.
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>>282612587
I wish it had an anime club, I'm sure there's enough people that likes it to start one, if I were more confident I would even start it myself.
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>>282613087
It's really sad how arrogant and delusional you are anon. You really need to grow up.
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>>282612915
>looking for a girlfriend on OkCupid
That shit only works for casual sex with strangers, and even then, that's fucking pushing it.
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>>282613087
>I saw someone put out a fire
>it's not hard to be a fire fighter
>I grew up with animals
>it's not hard to be a veterinarian
>I saw someone put up a house
>it's not hard to build houses

Anon until you actually have to raise a kid yourself, kindly shut the fuck up.
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>>282613282
You don't know my situation. I don't believe you're in any place to be calling me delusional. There's parenting hardships, and there's being an inept parent. They're not one and the same.
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>>282613392
Its great if you are looking for a fat girl that you really connect with on a donut shop level.
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>>282613163

Yeah, the bullshit is a pain in the dick. You don't need to put up with it forever though, just long enough that you can prove some work experience. Then you have to put up with the bullshit of applying for jobs in your free time, that is another pain in the dick. During all of that you kind of have to focus on small reasons to celebrate, like your break times and lunch.
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