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>game has Tolkienian races
>the
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what
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>>282566959
why does every male race in fantasy have a six pack? does it look like they go gym 5 days a week?
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>>282566959
>that out of place frodo
gave a sensible chuckle
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For fuck's sake.
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>>282568530
all that adventuring, bulking off of protein rich monster meats, hiking and running around and lifting heavy armor and weapons and shit pays off eventually
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elf and half elf look the same
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>>282568530
everyone has a 6 pack, you're just fat.

Do you think adventurers are going to be fat?
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>>282570231
tru
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That's DnD, not tolkien. The Tolkien-verse doesn't have gnomes, and his orcs were undead abominations incapable of reproduction, so they can't reproduce

Also his elves weren't any taller than normal humans, they were just generally better. I'm not even sure they had pointy ears in the books
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>game take place in another world
>ground is brown, sky and water are blue, there's one white moon and one yellow sun

Fuck this.
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>>282566959
Most people are not furfags. Nobody likes your fetish. Get over it.
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>>282568530
>why does every WARRIOR look like a warrior?
Go play a jRPG if you want stick thin weaklings.
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>>282566959

Tolkien-esque fantasy world/races is the fantasy equivalent of a real world setting in videogames.
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>>282566959
Finish this sentence.

Half-elves are for _________
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>>282570759
Thats like complaining they all speak English. Go over to sci-fi is you want non-water oceans and non-nitrogen skies.
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>>282571183
loving.
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>>282570680
>and his orcs were undead abominations incapable of reproduction, so they can't reproduce
They were corrupted elves. And Saruman/Sauron sure as hell bred a lot of them, somehow.
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>>282571183
cuddling by the campfire
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>>282566959
Literally every western fantasy game is a Tolkien rip off.
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>>282570680
The thing that bothers me about tolkien elves is that on paper they are better than humans in every conceivable way yet the creator god still considers humans to be better than elves.
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>>282570296
Adventurers are going to feast whenever that can, and go days without food.

So yes, they're going to be fat
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>>282568530
>does it look like they go gym 5 days a week?
You do know that exercise can be had outside of a gym, right? For instance, fucking everything adventurers do in fantasy worlds is exercise.
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>>282571403
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>Elf anatomy
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>>282570231
Half-elf is supposed to look not as elfy as the elf, but the elf looks overly elfy so the half-elf looks elf.

Find it kind of stupid how the elf, half elf, half orc and human are almost all exactly the same height, but the dwarf is only about four feet. Shouldn't the half-orc be taller, or the human a little shorter? Then you could have the half-elf be somewhere between human and elven heights.
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>>282571231
You can have water ocean and nitrogen skies that are not fucking blue
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>>282571628
>>282571303
>>282570231
>>282566959

All halfbreeds and all females look the same in fantasy.
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>>282571968
yeah? prove it
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>>282571183

World domination
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>game has barbaric hillmen
>dey dindu nuffin
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>>282571481
A 6 pack isn't just a result of working out. It also requires very low body fat which generally requires a certain diet that's facilitated by the convenience of modern markets and food.

Also, gaining muscle from doing hard work all the time would probably look different from a fit gym goer
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>>282571530
Is it good? Saw a friend playing it and it looked awsome. Think about buying it on the next sale.
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>>282566959
Dwarves, elves and halflings were created by the Norse people. Tolkien even credits that himself.
Granted all the rest are his inventions
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>>282566959

>elf
>not an actual elf.
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>>282566959
>tolkien invented fantasy races
epig
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>>282572329
It's way better than Beyond Earth and a good alternative to Civ V
http://youtu.be/r8eVlUemZF8

http://youtu.be/wTt1c9IIoRI

http://youtu.be/ebth__FHFXM

http://youtu.be/_8QTPltwi1s

http://youtu.be/jasxikI9G-I

http://youtu.be/Aq8vAMfNfT8

http://youtu.be/b3J7WznDqSQ

http://youtu.be/94wxW6efKWA

http://youtu.be/j__D_3CqRCw

http://youtu.be/u1_pD4pJOGg

Focus.

http://youtu.be/UfqVf860uxE

http://youtu.be/_OZQHqRv3Q0

http://youtu.be/-fWNAx2MO6U

http://youtu.be/Yb4bcIDK1yU

http://youtu.be/u9cKWPcX80o

http://youtu.be/AEd6JNeFfTQ

http://youtu.be/nkxlSTZXZNo

http://youtu.be/_oicjde67XE

http://youtu.be/O_O3FA1GJdY
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>>282571303

"Corrupted" as in killed and brought back to some semblance of life, with their bodies twisted by evil magic. They're effectively zombies and literally have to be incubated underground
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>>282572308
hehehe all these BS from our fatty friend.


NOTHIN
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>>282568530
Dworf doesn't have a six pack.
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>>282566959
The what?
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>>282572308
Fucking this.

I don't mind the 6pack abs but where my bearmode scantily cladhalf orcs at?
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>>282570107
You only build a 6 pack if you work out your abdominal muscles, which actually serves no realistic purpose, and is also impossible to do without doing crunches and sit ups every day.

Most men in fantasy would actually have a stomach similar to the dwarf if anything.
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>>282571183
half-rape
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>>282574503

Anon, pls explain how you half-rape.
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>>282566959
>lolis, shotas, and barashit for faggots
>no femOrc

Literally Gay: The Picture
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>>282574650
start hard, end gentle and bring her breakfast in bed in the morning
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>>282574650
You use only one hole.
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>>282574762

>femOrc
>not gay

Jesus, Anon, you can't get a more masculine woman than a female orc.
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>>282567113

>Meet dragon
>Has no hoard

0/10 would not slay
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>>282574154
You get a 6 pack by having low body fat%. Most exercises and body movements work out your abs enough already. You don't need to do insane ab workouts.
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OP here.
I respectfully ask you guys to stop posting in this thread.
I fucked up and I intended to make a new one, but for some stupid reason it got bumped and now it just won't fucking die.
Thanks.
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>>282575565

No. Live with your mistakes.
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>>282575565
Make me, nerd.
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>>282575565
I can't even imagine why you would want people to continue posting ITT but you certainly achieved it.
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>>282570107
>>282574154
Fun fact since gladiators couldn't really wear armor that much they made sure they had a belly so that they could better survive slashes from swords
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>>282575565
No.
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>>282575565
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>>282576030
Love those comics.
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Surprisingly, it is the last panel I love the most.
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>>282568530

Because they're running around and lifting heavy weapons, not sitting around eating fine foods like a nobleman.
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>game has Tolkienian races
>orcs are bigger than humans
>the heroes are only able to beat them thanks to their batshit animu tier combat abilities
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>>282572734
Mind giving me the source on that? because Tolkien was specifically vague on the creation of Orcs. They were mockeries of elves, and evil couldn't "create" from nothing, but the rest is up in the air.
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>game that tries to make their races unique but goes too far

What's her name, /v/?
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>>282572734
>>282576560
>ITT, people who didn't read the Silmarillion discus about Tolkien
Comedy gold.
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>>282577204
What's the page number in the Silmarillion where it tells me how to bake an Elf corpse into an Orc?
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>>282577037
No such game. All games have the same racial archetypes.
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>game has a bunch of unique races
>you can't play as any of them, and none join your party
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>>282577448
You are so wrong that I don't even know where to start. Read it yourself if you are interested instead of looking like a retard on the internet.
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>>282576512
No question about that.

I thought I had more of these but apparently I don't.
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>>282577627
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>>282571470
>go days without food
nigger there are rations and fucking low-level spells that literally create food. you are NOT going to be hungry.
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>>282577835
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>>282577627
>game has a shitton of races
>they are all recolored humans
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>>282578067
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>>282575270
>going after a dragon for it's riches
The most valuable thing is right there, watching you and waiting patiently to see what you do.
>captcha: wholo
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>>282578269
?
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Guys please.
Just stop bumping this thread, I really want to make up for the mistake and make the fucking new thread already.
Fucking PLEASE. For some reason this is driving me insane.
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>>282578249
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>>282578424
Just delete the thread newfag
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I'd rather have elfs and dwarfs then OC donut steel races.
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>>282578572
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>>282577902

>mod replaces gorilla human male model

Name of mod?
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>>282578732
>>282578572
>>282578249
>>282578067
Very much appreciated.
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>>282574650
offer her some eggs
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>>282578726
>OC donut steel races
Somehow they are always furry shit or edgy shit, like half demons or half angels or half whatever.
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>people have a problem with elves
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>>282578726
>elfs
>dwarfs
>then
-_- if you can't use grammar correctly then just don't write anything
and what the fuck is a donut steel?
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There's LITERALLY nothing wrong with being an elf.
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>no game with playable insectoids, or party members
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>>282579621
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>>282579585
Around Elves, Watch Yourselves
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>Tolkienesque
Just means D&D ripoff in modern fantasy though. Nevermind that the Norse mythology is where Elves and Dwarves originate from. And for some reason, the Dwarves have become Scottish.
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>>282579769
Somwhow I don't think insects would take part in anything involving the word 'raid'.
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>>282579621
>-_-
>what the fuck is a donut steel?
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>>282579769
>he never played dark sun
Fucking neo-/v/.
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>>282579621
They are, Tolkien created elves and dwarves.
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>>282579880

Dwarves originate in real life.
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>>282579585
Sequel soon. Anyone have the
>I'm angry. Angry about elves.
pic?
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>>282579880
Again, "modern" orcs are a mix or GW orcs and Blizzard orcs (who where copied from GW anyways) and they are totally different from Tolkien and classic D&D orcs.

>>282580328
>Anyone have the >I'm angry. Angry about elves.
kek, I was searching for it, but guess I don't have it in this computer.
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>>282580224
e/b/in memes

>>282580328
Good game that.
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>>282566959
I would destroy a gnome woman With my erection
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>>282579769
>no game with playable insectoids
Ahem.
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>>282579695
>>282579585
knife-ears, go and stay go
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>>282577204

Apparently Christopher Tolkien retconned the origin of the Orcs that is in the Similiarion. There is some kerfuffle about it. I don't really give a fuck.
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>>282579769
Grimrock?
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>>282581160
You mean Christopher Poole xD
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>>282579769

Furcadia implemented Buggies about five years ago, I believe.
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>>282580478
D&D is fairly modern though.
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>>282571183
Causals.
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>>282579769
Legend of Grimrock...if you don't mind your character being a stat sheet with a picture.
Or you can just make your entire group into little girls with custom portraits.
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>>282581472
Relative, that's why I added quotation marks to "modern" anyways.
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Pick your poison
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>>282579769
>>282577627
>tfw no playable quadruped races
>tfw no playable slitherer races
Damn, talentless devs that can't be bothered to create a non-humanoid walking animation.
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I would fuck that gnome.
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>>282571421
The humans fought Sauron and won, on multiple occasions and not in a pyrrhic sense. Elves on the other hand got their shit stomped in by Melkor so constantly that by the time men were first awakening on Middle Earth the concept of an elven kingdom was basically gone. Like, they just didn't fucking have those anymore. There were a few hidden cities, and various sanctuaries, but actual mighty kingdoms just didn't happen anymore because every time they tried they got wrecked.

The elves on an individual basis were better than humans most of the time, but they failed in every conceivable sense of the word despite those advantages, whereas the men of Middle-Earth persevered and came out victorious.
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>>282581989
Gross, there's a hot ass orc right next to her.
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>>282571183
cucks?
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>>282579769
Fuck creativity, just put us in a laboratory and we'll shotgun you some Science!
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>>282581873
>no flying races because muh balance
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>>282581549
I want orc mino and giant pls.
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Take the dwarf's hair and muscle mass, put it on a human and we sold.

Daddies confirmed for best type of men.

Prove me wrong.
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>>282571183
Living out Aryan race fantasies.
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>>282566959
>no tiny kobold vidya
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>>282581549
>Norwegian
But they aren't short and hairy?
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>>282582447
Best taste.
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>>282582350
>loved the klackons in MoM
>tfw I played MOO for first time
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>>282581798
I choose the big Dragon
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>>282581798
Orc, Troll, or Mountain Troll. Those are the only options, everything else is disgusting.
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>>282581549

I still don't understand this image.
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>>282578732
I want to fuck that dorf
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>>282582350
Funny how with newer games, and better technology...all people want to make is games about human stories, and human drama...just like the majority of movies and television shows.
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Orcs a shit
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>>282583001
Aw, I thought that was a doujin cover.
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>>282581798
Everything but Half Elf and Lesser Titan.
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Alright, n'wahs. Post your favorite races from video games.
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>>282574154

but thats wrong you fucking retard. its from low body fat. ever heard the phrase abs are made in the kitchen?
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>>282581549
Minotaur. Only if he's willing to loving rek my boipussy.
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>>282582859

It's extremely obvious why that's the case.
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>>282583143
>my pic didn't even show up.

Thanks, not-moot.
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>>282582516
>tfw no kobold quest vidya
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>>282571421

I'm pretty sure elves were Illuvatar's special snowflakes. When that one valar made the dwarves, he let them live on the sole condition that the elves were to awaken first. Men were like this wildcard he made. He even had to drop a goddamn mountain on them to stop a huge, possibly pretty technologically advanced invasion force from conquering the Undying Lands.
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>>282583143
Lizardfolk.
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>>282581798
mountain troll. there's absolutely no contest. imagine how comfy curling up in her chest, covered by all her luscious hair would be
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>>282581549
Norwegian as in a Norwegian forest cat?
Nice benis.
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>>282572247
>that file name
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>>282582589

Best race in everything
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>>282581549
>that cat thing

yeah, i'll take 10
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>>282583564
I hate the hair. If I want shota cats, I'll read a Harusuke doujin.
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>>282583143
Shame very few games have playable frog people.
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>>282583495
I thought that was a hueg benis in the thumbnail.
Gotta say, I'm a tad disappointed.
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>>282583564
According to that picture you just have to go to Norway.
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>>282583106
Your mother fucked a myrddraal.
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>>282581549
>Norwegian
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>>282583143
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>>282583720
they're small so i'd imagine they wouldnt be too hard to clean

and like get a lint roller and you're golden

>>282583784
shit dude im booking a flight now
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>Game has orcs
>There aren't a thousand variations of them, including those that have pillaged better armor off of enemy soldiers
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>tolkien races
STOP
IT'S OVERUSED, JUST MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL ALREADY
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>>282584023
No, I meant like long hair looks dumb on that cat.
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>>282584134
Well the cat is based off of Norwegian forest cats, which are long-haired.
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>>282571470
>So yes, they're going to be fat
fatty detected
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>>282583106
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>>282583817

What would happen if you fucked a half-race?
Do you get a quarter-race?
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>>282584134
now that you mention it it does look off

i'd still fug it
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>tfw reptilians in media are always evil by default
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>>282581549
>cute girls fucking ugly things
>there are people that actually fap to this
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>>282584508
Fair enough.
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>>282584464
well no shit nigga this is basic fractions you uneducated motherfucker
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>>282584109
Every time someone makes something new it's autistic OC donut steel. Besides, Tolkien hardly made any of the races in his works.
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>>282580328
waht game?
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>>282581549
Does the lolicatgirl come in flavors other than penis?
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>>282571470
You mean bearmode?
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>>282584605
Im kinda jelly of that kid right now.
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>>282584671

But those are never mentioned in any fantasy universe.
It's always half-elves or half-orcs, but it's never stated what happens when those fuck.
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>>282584730
No.

>>282584651
Not everything is attractive just because it's feminine.
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>>282571470
>fasting + food later to compensate = fat
nah. only if they never actually use calories, which they will because they're fucking adventurers
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>>282585049
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>>282585103
why is she checking out her mouth
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Thoughts on the races for one of my game ideas? Dont take the names literally, just place holder names for the races
(none of it my artwork)
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>>282581667
>Or you can just make your entire group into little girls with custom portraits
The way it was meant to be played.
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>>282585231
You know some fat person with no muscle probably made this
>I have muscle under these dirty graphic tees, honest
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>>282584651
Nigga, just because you're attracted to girls doesn't mean that minotaur is ugly.
The goblin is pretty ugly, though.
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>>282585231
Function looks way hotter than form.
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>>282585319
0/10, would not kickstart
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>>282585310
Healthy teeth are important to snake people
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>>282585363
nice projecting, m8
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Thoughts on the races for one of my game ideas? Dont take the names literally, just place holder names for the races
(none of it is my artwork, some edited)
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>>282585363
what the hell? are you actually fucking retarded? Is this some kind of bait? Google a fucking heavy lifting competition right now and tell me what you see
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>>282584689
King of Dragon Pass

Great game
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>furfags will always ruin every game with animalistic races
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>>282585517
im skinny as fuck m8
>Im losing an argument, better say they're projecting. always works!
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>>282584868
Kawaii as fuck
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>>282585103
>>282585497
>serpent monster women have a definable ass

why?
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>>282568530
Western character design.
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>>282585587
a bunch of people who don't waste time making infographics on the internet
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>>282585632
Who cares. It's human nature to porn up literally everything.
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>>282585398
Well, as far as minotaurs go, that one is kinda ugly.
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>>282585653
>lying on the internet
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>>282574154
>Core muscle serves no purpose

Holy shit have ever done any sports that requires quick positioning and balance like ,I don't know ,fighting ?

You think boxers trains abs so much for looks or better respiration ? No ,they do because a thick and powerful core will help them rotate quickly and transfer more power from the legs. It's the same thing with weapons.
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>>282585689
I was wondering the same thing, just furfags being furfags. It's not like they're into bestiality. Just special snowflake toppings to their regular faps
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>>282585669
I want one.
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>>282585884
They're dangerous though
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>>282585764
super ebin response m8
you could've just said "whoops im fucking stupid" too
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>>282585469
>>282585578
my bad forgot the image
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>>282585869
Variety is the spice of life anon.
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>>282585985
Yeah but they're chill as fuck
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>>282585985
Just lemme hold one then.
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>>282585847
this is now a spooky skellington thread
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>>282574154
>You only build a 6 pack if you work out your abdominal muscles, which actually serves no realistic purpose, and is also impossible to do without doing crunches and sit ups every day.


Nigga every good punch comes from the core and is amplified by the legs and arms, swinging anything other than a knife requires a good core, running requires a good core, any acrobatics ever require a good core, hell even something as basic as walking requires a good core if you're gonna do it for several hours.

Also abs are actually the easiest muscles to train, you can litterally get visible 6 packs in a month of basic training.
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>>282572592
Aren't vaulters just a race from Endless Space that crash landed?
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>>282585775
wtf...
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>>282586169
Okay
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>>282586169
Why, exactly?
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>>282586246
Vaulters are just human-dwarf, underground, space-vikings.
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>>282573719
Look better, he has.
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>>282585985
Are there ways to remove their venom sacs or whatever they have like with snakes? I've seen a number of videos of people with pet komodo dragons, and they're always incredibly docile. One video was a guy laying in a recliner with his pet komodo laying on top of him, and he pet it, picked it up and moved it without the thing batting an eye.
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>>282585618

thx

downloading now
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>>282585578
Black Orcs? Anything special about them? Or are they just black?
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>>282586456
That skellington spooked me.
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>>282584109
The problem is, every "new race" is just a fuckin animal head with a human body. bug people, cat people, lizard people, blue people, etc. The list goes on. They're all the same played out shit.

RPGs dont need different species imo, they just need distinct cultures in humans like in real life.
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>>282586585
>venom sacs
It's not venom. Their mouths are literal compost heaps with such virulent, flesh-eating bacteria that when one bites you, it's like you've been injected with acid.
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>>282586606

They're ghetto orcs.
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>>282586585
>I've seen a number of videos of people with pet komodo dragons

Uh, are you sure about that? I think you're getting them confused with some other kind of lizard.
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>>282577902
why is it so hard to find screenshots of the femorc butt?
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>>282586606
+1 to thievery skills
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>>282586606
>Anything special about them?
invisibility in pitch darkness
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Why are they called "races" anyway? They're different organisms so wouldn't they be called species instead?
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>>282581667
That red eyed minotaur is from Heroes V.
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>>282586745
recent studies show that their prey don't die because of the bacteria but because they bleed to death
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>>282586585
Probably thinking of water monitors, or some other similar lizard that looks like them.
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>>282586663
this guy knows, more distinct cultures and more distinct design aesthetics. Give them some crazy wardrobes and crazy architecture. They can still be cat people or pointy ear people or whatever the fuck. Just make em wild and out there
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>>282586663
This would be nice. I would like an rpg with vastly differing cultures as opposed to humans with pig heads. But that would require actual creativity.
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>>282586939
>so wouldn't they be called species instead?
They can crossbreed, ergo they are races.
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>>282586606
Pros
skin resistant to fire/heat
great night vision
resistant to disease

Con
take very along time to heal from wounds

main concepts of the races is that they have varied breeding methods or some races used other races to breed so now that elves are all undead and humans are going extinct they are turning to black orcs/goblins/anything they can find
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>anthro reptile/fish
>has human hair
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>>282586623
Skellingtons are pretty spooky.
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>>282587367
Human hair on any kind of anthro looks awful in my opinion.
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>>282571403

Yeah and tolkien ripped off norse and arthurian mythology, so who gives a fuck you stypid young faggot?
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> the?
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>>282587367
>being upset at fantasy creatures when pic related exists in reality
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>>282587367
>Perfectly good furry ruined by human hair and neon colors
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>>282586825
>>282587156
The one video I was thinking of was a black throat monitor, my bad. But I know komodo's raised in captivity are docile and love being pet/rubbed from other videos I've watched from zoos and the like.
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>>282587593
>good furry

hoooh ya got me to chuckle good ya did
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>>282566959

>dwarfs are just inflated halflings

Orc master race
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>>282575484
Sadly it appears that even FF is now getting over abundant with humans, gone are the days of colorful species
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>>282587593
>anthro characters look horribly caricatured with out of place human features. the female version can pass as a human cosplaying
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>>282572592
im pirating this game because of you as i type.
thank you
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>>282587470
Delicious.
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>>282587367
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>>282587780
the fuck is this? it looks like something from my nightmares
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>>282587593
Every time. Also the fur is just painted on.
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>>282588039
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>>282570231

Pathfinder does their Elves and Half-Elves differently - for instance, Elves are usuallu shorter than in mainline D&D - Half-Elves are around human norm with slight point features.

Pathfinder goes full Lodoss War elves
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>>282581549
Does Noway have shota cat thingies?

brb, buying flight ticket.
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>>282588103
>>282587780
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/
The sex scene sucks.
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>>282588103
Your nightmares have good taste
>>
furry > kemono
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>>282588385
They're the same shit.
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>>282587582
platypus' are mammals
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>>282587773
>butt hair

So close to being perfect.
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>>282588039
>>282588181
Game?
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>>282588729
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE KOBOLDS
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>>282587780
all of my dick
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>>282585884

>Have pet komodo dragon
>Forget to lock the door
>It walks out, eats some kid who wanted to pet it and invades the neighbour's house
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>>282588818
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>>282588818
Guild Wars 2. they'r enon playable, and obviously evil
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>>282588818
Looks like GW2 to me, but I cant say for sure.
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>>282585009
Most real life half-breeds (like mules) are almost always sterile. Anyway else that is only a quarter something probably just has an exotic look to them. Simplest explanation.
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>>282575460
>>282583156
>>282585852
>>282586231

Not him, but if you take the boxer case. Boxers have not spectacular abs even though that they may be the best in a melee fight.

Then I can understand the "low fat" thing, but in a harsh world in which you need to fight your way to survive, i'm not sure that diet is a thing. If you need your energy, you better eat some meat and be sure that you're going to survive the next blow. Nearly naked elfs fighting is utterly moronic. It hit sexual spot, but remains moronic
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>>282588729
that poor kobold must have some kinda cancer.
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>>282588984
Why do bad games have to have such good looking races?
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>>282589089
>not posting the edit with the dick
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>>282588103

It's a nocturnal sperm hunter. If you ever had one of those dreams where you felt like you had an orgasm and wake out to find your boxers soaking wet, it's probably because of one of those.
>>
>>282588936
>>282588984
>>282589035
Any games where you can play as a reptile naga?
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>>282588762

da best
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>>282587916
Only like half the games have non-humans and most of the time they aren't major characters.
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>>282589180
You don't need to have visible abs to have a pretty spectacular core. However yes, some fat ain't bad.
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>>282588852
Filthy skinks were born to take dick
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>>282589350
I doubt it. They are rare enough to see in-game as an enemy.
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>>282581549
I came into this thread to check if this was posted
Norwegian all the way, big shota dick for life
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>tfw no gaem with sexy sergals in it
why
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>>282589350
GW1 had everlasting transformation tonics.
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>only deepsea races are mermaids or naga
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>>282589587

Who the fuck invented sergarls and why did they become so popular with furfags?
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>>282589587
sergals used to be cool when they were a more serious race with some backstory, but now they are just sparkledogs
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>>282589708
>no deepones
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>>282589734
Sergals have always existed.
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>>282581798

I want a Drow gf.
>>
what about Seaport Hime ?
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>>282589582
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>>282589734
trancy MICK, a japanese artist
>>
What games let you play as dragonkin and lizardmen besides TERA, Neverwinter, Endless Legend and Grimrock?
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>>282589950
MLP
L
P
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>>282589350
>those child bearing birthing hips
d-do you have more like this?
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>>282583316
don't kobolds have "dog faces" and are supposed to be ugly and short?
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>>282590043
what ?
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>>282590042
I keep meaning to play Grimrock. What's Endless Legend? Is it good?
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>>282590080
3rd edition DND made them more reptilian, and 5th mixed them up again
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>>282589350
CoC
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>>282570680
>his orcs were undead abominations

They were never undead, dunno where the fuck you are getting that
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>>282589697
Hng
I wish I could rub that best.
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>>282590195
so they are just short lizardmen?
how boring
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>>282590042
Pretty much nothing outside a few MMOs.
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>>282590156
>What's Endless Legend? Is it good?
The best. See >>282572592
>>282590042
Age of Wonders series.
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>>282590294
>CoC
there are not enough males in that
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>>282590195
>taking DnD seriously
lol
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>>282586663

Mass effect did races right , including the lore behind them .
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>>282590389
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>>282589775
They were never cool.
Sergals have always been the creator's fetish fuel, don't fucking lie to yourself.
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>>282590425
OH NO NOT THIS ARTIST
>>
>race with a sub 40' reach
>uses axes with a similar tiny reach
>also slow and bulky as fuck
>this is apparently the race of warriors
I still don't understand how a literal midget is supposed to take on something like an orc, a race that could deliver a killing blow before they could even get into range to hit anything
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>>282590506
Not really
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>>282590430
Im sure that just like Grimrock I'll put it in my "I need to play this" mental head list and then...not ever play it.
But thanks, I will keep it in mind.
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>>282590506

Shame the series went to shit
>>
I like when you can get creative with sci-fi
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>>282590425
Muh dick
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>>282571470
I suppose that's why soldiers are so fat.
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>>282590662
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>>282590892
Stout. Read up on that word.
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>>282590454
I know, for a game that everyone spouts as full of degeneracy there's not a lot of male options. And there's only one male lover.
At least its a cute lizard.
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>>282591025
>bird
>tits
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>>282585847
Creepy... But I would.
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>>282591189
yeah, maybe by becoming humanoid they adopt humanoid traits like lactation
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>>282566959
I wish I was a dwarf, holy shit dwarves are so fucking badass. I almost creamed my pants when Dain showed up in the last Hobbit movie.
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>>282579769
This game was pretty good with the insects anon
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>>282590042
Croc
Gex Enter the Gecko
Yoshi's Island
Elminage
Might & Magic 8
Bahamut Lagoon
Drakan Order of the Flame
Divinity 2 Dragon Knight Saga
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>>282589587
>Sergals with tits

WRONG
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>>282587550
He made it way better.
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>>282591376
ah, Nezumi
Never fails to take the weirdest shit and make it hot
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>>282590156
Fantasy civ game. Yes, it's good.

>>282583761
EQ/EQ2 had some great fucking races. I still remember my characters
Iksar Brigand
Iksar Inquisitor
Froglok Paladin
Troll Berserker
Sarnak Shadowknight
Ratonga Ranger

the ranger was a girl and I named her Gadget and fapped to her regularly
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>>282588285
>elf
>buff and as tall as orc

no thanks m8
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>tfw no vidya with a bird based on these
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>>282591521
Not enough games have Ratmen or Frogmen. Based races.
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>>282591539
not sure about buff but elves as i recall are usually tall and lithe
also that's a half orc
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>liking elves
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>japanese take on western fantasy
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>>282579769
spiderman pls go
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I could really go for a thick, meaty orc cock in my mouth right now.
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>>282591714
>doesnt go by the sentient being rule
I mean cmon, if there are more than one sentient race/species on you world then you have to use broader rules
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>>282586663
>>282587163
The problem is, the vast majority of writers are lazy hacks, so "distinct cultures" just translates into giving them existing human cultures. Or just making another race of Klingons.
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>>282568530
>people think actual work-built muscle makes you look like /fit/ wants to
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>>282591902

http://s3.postimg.org/rfoxjr3ur/1408934532_captaingerbear_orcshowoff.jpg
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What about tan sand-elf boy butts /v/? What about that?
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>>282592109
>piercing

N...oh, fine. I'll take it. I can't resist.
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>>282586169
>Claw is a tyranosaurus head

neat
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>>282566959
>the
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You boys remember the sex scene from Splice?
Fucking hot aye?
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>>282591664
They are tall, but I just picture orcs (or half-orcs) as big brutes able to snap an elf in two. At least a bit taller than elves.
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>>282592109
>>282591902
>tfw no game does sexy thick orcs rights
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>>282592109
god, how do you piss? how do you even fuck?
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>the only games these days that really have playable non-humans are ASSFAGGOTS

why
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>>282566959
i want to sex up that half elf
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>>282566959

Any "half" races should be exterminated.

Race mixing is fucking disgusting
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>>282592472
What about Skyrim? They usually seem pretty muscular and sexy
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>>282592404
>tyranosaurus head
dragon
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>>282592547
>>>/pol/
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>>282592591
Ain't nobody wants to go through all the trouble of downloading and configuring a bunch of mods to get your males to look nice and thick. Besides, SAM is still really beta-ish.
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>>282592591
Especially with mods.
I know people love to complain about how modding ain't what it used to be, but G*d damn Skyrim's mods bring in some sexy sexy buff women
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>>282592472
What is wow
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>>282589587
If you
>watch anime
>are a furry
then you need to get the FUCK off /v/, right now.
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>>282592796
Arent vanilla orcs still pretty thick?
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>>282585764
The person who drew that "info"graphic is an artist, not a biologist, nutritionist, or anything relevant.
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Are there any good modern RPG's that let you play as beast races? Only one i know of is WoW.
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>>282585363
u wot m8
You've literally never seen a strongman competitiion before
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>>282593127
Holy shit my dick
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>>282586550
The dwarf has a six pack on par with the women. Complaints about the males having six packs should probably ask why EVERYBODY has a six pack except Gnome
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>>282591521
EQ2 has still had the best lineup of playable races out of any MMO to this date, which makes me sad.
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>>282592868
>there are people on /v/ who wouldn't fug a sergal
gay
>>282591432
Better?
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>>282593123
Man, WoW's race selection is pretty nice, especially with those new models. Human males are pretty delicious. I'm tempted to resub just to ERP
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>>282593318
Second Life
I obviously won, yon can't counter me.
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>>282593123
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>>282592868
>not liking anime

wow
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>>282591998
Elf detected
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>>282593123
No. It's all shitty MMOs and ASSFAGGOTS
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>>282593464
Do people still even play GW2?
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>>282593276
I love the body, but that beard kills my boner.
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Human for me
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>>282593123
Grimcock 2.
Might and Magic X ?
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>>282587593
>Perfectly good furry
>good furry
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>>282593575
Around 300k.
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>>282593743
>fantasy
>omg furry!
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>>282593482
Kill yourself
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>>282592868
I use anime macros just to piss people like you off. easiest bait ever.
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>>282593841
Everything not human is furry now, didn't you hear?
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>>282593393
Is a male one okay?
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>>282585363
>┼Żydr┼źnas Savickas the winner of the World Strongest Man 2014 competition looks like this
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>>282589418
Green niggers.
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>>282593575
i do because it helps keep me interested to commission more gay porn of the charr's
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>>282593424
I'm still subbed but i'm feeling like i need to maybe jump ship for awhile until things change. My guild is pretty much gone and everybody is just getting more and more upset with the game.

But i'm afraid of coming back later and regretting missing out on older content like i did in MoP.
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Why are lizards always the best race in games and why do they never get to do anything?
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