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Can we just admit boobs sold this game?

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Can we just admit boobs sold this game?
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I'd like to suckle her tuckle if you catch my drift
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No, they're not even good. It sold because it's Bioshock with Call of Duty gameplay.
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>>281579376
I don't catch your drift.

What's a tuckle? Why would you want to suckle upon it?
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>>281579213

What boobs?
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>>281580907
If it had Call of Duty gameplay it'd at least be less painful to play. The gunplay sucks.
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>>281579213
Partially. Elizabeth as a whole sold this game.

The only people that played it were Elizabethfags or people that i'm convinced have never played a video game before because they called it art and shit despite the fact that it's so medicore.
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>>281581496
Well, it wasn't meant to be a compliment. How's "it's Bioshock with fucking horrible gameplay" strike you?
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THE

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I love bioshock, but this game wasnt great. Gunplay is horrible. I hope they step it up.
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>>281579213
if youre under 16, yeah sure.
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>>281579213
But she's flat
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>>281581719
uh, i got bad news for you
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No her legs sold the game.
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>>281581743
what sold the game as a whole has nothing to do with OP's age

bioshock infinite 19 year old buyer spotted
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>>281579213
I played Infinite and BaS, and I agree, Elizabeths tits kept me going, and then the r34 helped me continue.
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>>281581636
>Elizabethfags

>not being an Elizabethfag
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>>281581719
The gunplay was so fucking boring. I was bored to tears with it by the time I got to Elizabeth.

I think the breaking point for me finally was the part where you have to go out on a ledge to go up to the higher part of the building. The ledge has a railing and there's no way to fall or jump from it yet Booker makes a scared breath and says whoa, okay you can do this, as if it's supposed to scare me. I felt nothing.

I don't need a game to tell me how to feel.
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>>281581971
I'm gonna be straight with you and everyone in here. I would fuck Elizabeth. I'd fuck her all day err day.

But the porn was the only good thing to come from this game.
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>>281582019
>I don't need a game to tell me how to feel.
modern_gaming.txt
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>>281581829
No!! I haven't heard anything yet. Fuck! They're not coming out with another one?!
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>>281582030
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ZONE sold the game.
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>>281582141
Do you live in a cave?
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>>281582152
It's been out for a while. Guy does various CGI porn shit with this stuff.
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>>281582206
Yes
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>>281582137
Fuck you, when a character has to express what you are supposed to be feeling then it's shit.

When I played Half Life 2 and had to cross the underside of the bridge I was scared because falling meant death and I was being assaulted by a hail of gunfire. Gordon Freeman didn't tell me verbally to be scared.

This shit is modern gaming in a nutshell and it's what's wrong with it along with cinematic games.
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>>281582282
Ignore the filename, it's an old picture.
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>>281582206
I have a modded ps3, over 350 games. I JUST beat this game 2 days ago. I'm backed up on games. Don't keep up with it since I'm so behind. That sucks though
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QuickE and Leeterr are the best CGI porn bros out there.
Submit another contestant, if you dare
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>>281579213
did this game really sell? I don't think it was as big of a hit as people claim it was.
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>>281582525
Well if you listen to major game review sites then it was the second coming of Jesus.
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>>281581636

>normalfag friend
>hey, check this game out
>puts it in
>I watch for 30 minutes as he shoots static, mentally retarded bullet sponges and receives unlimited health and ammo from his bullet proof pedobait companion
>ANON ISN'T THIS AMAZING?
>er, i'm gonna go to the bathroom
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>>281582525
As of May 2014, the game has sold more than 6 million copies according to Take Two.[169]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BioShock_Infinite

If you think a loli-character with big eyes and perky tits won't sell well, then I've got bad news for you.
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>>281582425
>modded ps3
shit I still gotta do that

Anyway, Ken Levine's a massive fucking faggot, not only for writing and designing a piece of shit but for then firing and dissolving his entire studio (despite selling over 6m copies it's still considered a failure) so he could continue making lower budget shit.

He killed the Shock series and he is literal shit
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>>281582637
My brother does this to me all the time.

It's like dude, we grew up together. Get some fucking taste.
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>>281582565
I have never seen this, and i look at alot of sfm stuff
im legitimally thanking you, even if it sounds sarcastic
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>>281582756
I check in to gif and rule34 every now in then myself. Usually some good stuff but I hate saving webums. Such a fucking hassle for something a gif can give me.
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>>281582710
Damn that sucks, i had no idea. Thanks for the info though. Bioshock 1 and 2 were amazing, never thought they'd end with this garbage. I'm pissed
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>>281579213
i wanna fuck her tits so bad
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>>281580907
>I've never played call of duty
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>>281582886
How tiny is your dick? There isn't enough tit meat for even an average sized one.

You could still slap them with it though. That's fun.
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>>281582640
>Elizabeth
>loli

>boobs
>loli
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>>281579213

What's with all that hay on the floor?
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>>281583032
Guy's learning a lot and getting pretty good with this CGI shit, thought he needs to animate physics better.
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>>281582425
hard as balls to find a ps3 to mod though, the process is easy as fuck if you are 3.55 or lower. if your above that you have to have someone do it for you pretty much, buying shit and not for free like the PSP.
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It looked like they were trying to make her waifu bait since day 1

>HEY BOOKER! GOLDO! :D
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ALL IT TAKES IS JUST A MINUTE NOW
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>>281581704
You mean this one right?
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>>281583237
You can always downgrade to 3.55. Methods are easier now. Look it up. No more opening the ps3 to downgrade.
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>>281582878
iirc Infinite went through development hell and required most of it be totally rehauled in the last six months, which is why the story is putrid shit and the enemies are retarded and the game is just one big long hallway. It would explain why they burned so much money for the game to be considered a failure after selling a ton too.

However that didn't stop the shills and retards from proclaiming >>281581704

>>281583385
Shills just couldn't decide that year.
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>>281581692

redundant because Bioshock never had good gunplay to begin with.
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>>281582640
My point is it's a wrpg/shooter it should have sold at least 8 million by now. Bigger market is suppose to mean big dollars.
That's is a lot of post launch sales though.
Take two actually posted 31 million in losses in 2013 and and had only sold 3.7 million in then.
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>>281583385
There's a trend here i'm noticing.

>all those journalists that wanted joel to die so ellie could be the protagonist

Fucking hysterical.
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>>281583527
>wrpg
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>>281583302

Is there one with a titfuck?
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Is Burial at Sea worth pirating?
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>you will never meet a young girl in your forties, fall in love, go to paris, fuck and later find out she's your long lost daughter.

>neither of you care by this point and fuck like rabbits.
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>>281583237
And I'm the guy that can do it for you...which means you can do it too. I'm not a genius, just do your research. You can even spoof it to current firmware to run on psn and online, completely undetected. It works and is worth it. I haven't purchased a game since 1994, been modding since the ps1.
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>>281583438
i think i'm on 3.60 or something, i am always told i need fucking USB or some other shit to downgrade it, that i need to buy something or pay someone because its IMPOSSIBLE otherwise and that is just bullshit.
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>>281579213
Not sure why there is so much hate about this game.
The story was decent, although the ending felt a bit silly how they tied everything up with alternate reality. You could also question the butterfly effect they tried to convey.
Or is it because the game is popular?
I personally enjoyed the game even though it wasn't as good as the first bioshock.
Would be cool with a systemshock 3.
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>>281583168
she should have that twitchy finger looked at
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>>281581459
Push-up A cups, noice.
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>>281583881
It's like a gag reflex.
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>>281583385
I just remembered the GOTY nominees for 2013
>BioShock Infinite
>TLOU
>GTAV
>Tomb Raider reboot

What a fucking disgusting year holy shit, and it's not like 2014 was any better, and 2015 looks like it's on the same boat
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>tfw no gf
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>>281583881
parkinson's a bitch
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>>281583707
Only played first part, it was pretty boring
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>>281583823
The gameplay is boring, the levels are boring, the character designs are neat, the story is dog shit (mug racism, muh deep philosophy) and Ken Levine is an idiot. All of this make up for a very medicore game and i'm being generous.

I can understand someones amazement at it if they've not played a video game in 30 years but to any long time player it's not that impressive at all.

Like I said, the best to come out of it was the porn.
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>>281583796
That's the cobra dongle bullshit, you don't need that anymore to downgrade. That's obsolete. Ps3hax dot net. New update just recently came out for downgrading. If you're on 3.60 then you haven't updated in a couple years. Still need to drop to 3.55 then install custom firmware
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>>281579213
>tfw she was due to have an even bigger bust but they changed it last min
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>>281584018
2014 was way better.

>Alien Isolation
>D4
>Shovel Knight
>uh

I guess that's it.
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I haven't played much of it, but the game did get a few chuckles from me. Between Booker's one liners and WAIT A MINUTE THAT CARD to being awoken in a fountain with a statue of Benjamin Franklin wearing a toga with long flowing hair, between Booker reading every sign and ending it with HUH, Elizabeth literally dancing like a Disney Princess when you find her and then hearing EVERBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD... fucking hell, I couldn't stop laughing.

I also can't help but see it as a paralel to Duke Nukem Forever. I don't know what it is.
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>yfw the TWD Clementine are animated better than the Bioshock ones

Such a shame
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>>281584263
>futa is always either monsterdick or tiny trap dick
Why?
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Elizabeth porn is the only good thing that came out Infinite.
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>>281584541
>also can't help but see it as a paralel to Duke Nukem Forever.

The development hell resulting in a piece of shit and the tone deafness of it all.
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>>281583707
>>281584209
First part is more of the same, second one changes the gameplay from shooter to stealth game (has any other expansion ever done that?).

I couldn't get into it personally. If I've been mowing down thousands of mooks in a braindead way for the last 15 hours then I can't suddenly start going about all stealthy.
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>>281584421
well they had to make her disney proportions. Sales actually jumped when Frozen came out later that year.
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>>281584067
>tfw no gf
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>>281584482
>D4
What was the name of that airplane bitch, and why is there no porn of her?
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>>281584226
But I'm an avid gamer and, as you mention, it didn't bring anything new to the industry. But the characters felt really alive. Combat maybe wasn't top notch, but at least it felt satisfying.
I found the story very good an intriguing until the end.
The fight on the ship at the end was just tedious. I found the game above mediocre but not the greatest piece of game ever released like some people claim.
Can't really comment on Ken Levine.
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>>281584591
because someone has to be emasculated... cuck futa bs. Personally I like em average-normal large just with a thickness. But it's damn hard to find.
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After looking at the loading screens, I can't help but think that his portrait looks like Niko from GTA4. I wonder if there's a mod that changes his voice around. That would be amazing.
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>cowadoody in the clouds

good riddance to irrational
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>mfw people act surprised about the plot or twist in Bioshock Infinite

It's the pseudo-prequel to a game that got famous for its twist. If you didn't immediately assume Booker, Elizabeth, and Comstock were related by blood in some way you're a fucking moron.
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>>281583329
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>>281579213
the bioshock label and paid reviews sold the game, the boobs sold the DLC
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>>281585104
>If you didn't immediately assume Booker, Elizabeth, and Comstock were related by blood in some way you're a fucking moron.
Easy to say after you've played the game. But yeah, they almost tell you directly mid-game. Some people calls it hints, but they were big as fucking empire state building.
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>>281585104
>Mfw people needed the events of the game explained to them

How fucking stupid do you need to be.
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>>281584942
>avid gamer
ayy elmio

>>281585093
>No SWAT 5
>No SS3
>ever

Fuck you too Levine
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>>281583329
>the youtube comments for that song

Somehow I doubt the artist really cares about the source of the sudden explosion of views
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>>281584910
Amanda, Olivia and Deborah all deserve R34.
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Honestly these are the only two good things about Bioshock Infinite
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>>281585350
>>avid gamer
>ayy elmio
What would you call someone who has to play something every day without feeling stressed out about it?
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>>281585104
>If you didn't immediately assume Elizabeth, and Comstock were related by blood

Well, the game does talk about "the false prophet will lead the lamb astray" and how Elizabeth is locked up in a tower, as if not to get lost. I just assumed they were related, and then she tells me shortly after being rescued that she's his daughter.
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>>281585504
I'd like to infuse her pussy into my dick if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
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>>281583907
>think that's an A cup

Top kek.
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>>281585424
I still wonder how Zone even comes across these songs in the first place. Is he subscribed to a newsletter dedicated exclusively to songs so obscure, even the artists forgot they exist? Does he make threads on /mu/ asking for "something that sounds porn music, must be EXTREMELY obscure in origin"?
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>>281579213
I didn't buy it due to them caving to the whiny fucks about her model.
Censorship can get fucked.
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>>281585962
>caro emerald
>obscure
I have no idea where Zone is from but that song was incredibly popular in the UK and ads still use that song
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>>281585478
True true.
Ill write it down so I wont forget
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>>281586167
I heard Zone was a group of people with the same style coincidently.

It gave me my Newgrounds boners.
besides High Tail Hall, because it was the easiest to achevie a sex scene
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>>281579213
no Bioshock 1-2 and Hype did
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>>281586167
>I have no idea where Zone is from

Allegedly he's from the UK, but lives in the USA. His old moniker used to be PMH, and one of his PMH pictures was signed as "Peter".

...are there any Peters who work on Skullgirls?
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>>281586507
Peter Bartholow is the CEO of Lab Zero Games
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VIDEO GAMES
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>>281586348
If multiple people work on those games, it's only to help animate and the functionality
It's clearly not a different lead artist every time, it's the same guy at least heading the art
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>>281583438
Figured I might as well ask, is there an easy way to downgrade to 3.55 from the current OFW, 4.66? With my luck there isn't but, since there's someone here that knows their stuff it wouldn't hurt to see.
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>>281587812
>If multiple people work on those games, it's only to help animate and the functionality

This has been my thoughts on ZONE for a long time now.
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>>281587812
Zone did the animation and programming for the Midna animation, all the art assets were by Buttercup Saiyan. It also explains why it's also one of his most complicated animations, Zone doesn't seem to fare well with detailed characters and animations. Most of the time he just creates literal puppets that just bounce around.
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>>281581704
>>281581704
>>281581704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFlA9Owa2b
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>>281588196
That was credited as such that it was an additional person
What we're talking about is the rumors that Zone is a group in itself

But yeah that midna flash was amazing, my absolute favourite
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>>281584263
>>281583715
>>281583302
Where are you getting these from?
Some 3d porn artist?
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>>281584591
you aren't looking hard enough
check out /d/ for once
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>>281588514
/d/ is filled with monsterdick futa
I agree with the guy, everyone fucks up what could be good with their shit taste
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>>281585104
>understand the plot
>plot is filled with giant plot holes
>bring up plot holes and people say you just don't understand the plot
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>>281582030

>Consoles will never get to fuck their vidya waifus

Looks like PC wins again.
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>>281584018
Its funny that on /v/ i my opinion that all of those are solid games and i enjoyed all of them is likely mighty unpopular.
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>>281589027

Why can't there be an SFM general? I'm fucking around with it and I want to talk to other people fucking around with it, but I don't want to make an account somewhere.
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>>281588348
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFlA9Owa2b

I kek'd, tanks
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>>281588735
obviously those people are jsut being pretentious but i also think you and a lot of people on /v/ tend to hold fans of a game against the game itself. Infinite wasnt perfect and a lot of its est-game-evar defenders are retards, but it was (at least in my opinion) still exceedingly enjoyable with a story that at least tries to be interesting and the best non-combat companion ive ever seen in a game.
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>>281589027
VIDEO
GAMES
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>>281589835
>the best non-combat companion ive ever seen in a game.
Did you just admit to never ever playing video games before Infinite?
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>>281589835
>Elizabeth
>Best non combat companion

Took me like 2 seconds to think of someone better.

Hotter, too.
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Why can't she be my girlfriend /v/?
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>>281589239
Good. I wouldn't want my waifu to be a SFM whore
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Navel WHERE
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>>281590494
Because she isn't real
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>>281590494
Because she's my waifu you little shit.
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>sold
This game bombed so hard it destroyed the studio. It's a wonderful example of fake hype that didn't work.
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>>281590489
>babbys first waifu
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>>281590678
now she is
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>>281590904
Doesn't /vg/ have daily threads or something?
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>>281591032
They're mostly elizabeth generals.
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>>281590979
>take a real woman
>add disgusting amounts of male up and photoshop
>guize see she is real she totaly looks lik her
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>>281581838
Muh
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>>281590904
it did quite well in selling copies
however in no way shape or form could it ever make enough money for all the years spent starting and scrapping the game until they had 1 year left and needed to shit out something playable
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>>281582316
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>>281584018
>Witcher 3
>MGSV
>Dying Light (not GOTY, but first good game of the year)
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>>281584482
Add

>Ground Zeroes
>PT
>ORAS
>Bayonetta 2
>Forza

2014's one of the better years, really
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>>281591483
>male up
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