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A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among

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A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
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shut the fuck up nigma i do not want to deal with your fucking bullshit today
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>>280309324
Take out 4 of the apples and give them to the kids then take the fifth child and put him in the basket with the apple
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>>280309431
or just give the 5th child the basket with the apple in it
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>>280309536
Naw nigga the basket is clearly rigged to explode if you let go of it
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Plant one apple. Wait for it to grow into a tree with two apples. Harvest the apples, now you have six apples. Give one to each kid and put the remaining one in the basket.
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>>280309324
Cut four of the apples into fifths and give everyone four slices
If you didn't know this you're fucking retarded.
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Yeah, just choose a kid who already has an apple as one of the kids. That way when you give the remaining 4 all an apple, all 5 of them will have an apple while one is still in the basket you stupid old fuck
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there are six sisters
each sister has one brother
how many brother's are in the sister's family?
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Applesauce.

Egg.

United World Organization
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>>280309324
Fuck that just divide the kids into fifths
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>>280309681
Two. The other is their step-brother.
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>>280309681
Which sister's family?

The sisters don't have to be related.
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>>280309681
my dick is in your family
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>>280309324
>implying i give a fuck if these kids starve to death

fuck riddler.
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>>280309681
one,
now fuck off or get some better riddles.
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If I tell you I wish yesterday was tomorrow so today could be Friday, what day did I say that?
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>>280309681
One.

>6 girls
>all related cause they're sisters
>all have one brother
>six daughters one son
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I have 30 cents, one of them is not a nickel. What coins do I have?
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>>280309324
Kill one of the kids.
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>>280309536
smartest answer tho
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>>280309947
sunday
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>>280309947
Sunday.
>i wish yesterday (saturday) could be tomorrow (the day after friday)
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>>280309947
sunday
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>>280309681
None, the boy died.
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Why is The Riddler so shit?
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>>280309991
A nickel
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>>280309947
s-saturday?
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>>280309991
30 cent
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>>280309324

put one kid in the basket
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What does no man want to receive but no man wants to lose?
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>>280309991
3 dimes
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>>280309991
A quarter and a nickel
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>>280310242

a hard dicking
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>>280310242
a lawsuit
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>>280310242
A virgin daugher?
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>>280310242
anything
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>>280310242
a big, juicy cock
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>>280309991
A penny and... a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly twenty-nine cents.
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>>280310242
Your riddles. No one wants them but by God are we going to answer them you fucker.
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It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
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>>280309947
Wednesday.

You want Yesterday (Tuesday) to be Tomorrow (Thursday) so today could be Friday.
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>>280310242
or "nothing" actually
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>>280310242
a duel
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>>280310242
A good rim job
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A red house is made of red bricks. A blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of?
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>>280310464
Nothing.

>God
>Devil
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>>280310464
nothing
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>>280310464
nothing
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>>280310242
a pipi
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>>280310013
>tho
fuck off degenerate
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kits; kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

you have 30 seconds
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>>280310242

A life.
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Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered ice tea. One girl drank them very fast and drank five of them in the time it took the other to drink one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poisoned.

Why did the girl that drank more ice tea survive?
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>>280310620
>degenerate
>>>/lgbt/
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>>280310529
glass and a metal frame
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>>280310464
Inhuman amounts of meth
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>>280310645

One. Me. The others were headed the other way.
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>>280310464
Male privilege.
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>>280310620
lmao this dude is mad af
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>>280310464
Hope.
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>>280310680
Wrong. The answer is "green bricks."

I said green house, not greenhouse
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>>280310529

Penis
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>>280310657
>Two girls ate dinner together.

I know this one I saw it on Brazzers
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>>280310657
Delayed activation poison.
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>>280310657
She felt ill and checked into the hospital.
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Ten Cats were on a boat, one fell out, how many were left?
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>>280310657
well clearly she was a fat fuck so the extra fat absorbed it
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>>280310529

Well, glass
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>>280310657

Poison was in the ice, which melted in the slow girl's drink.
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>>280310657
The poison was Foxdie, and the girl who drank more wasn't in Foxhound
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>>280310645
1
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>>280309324
Kill one of the kids then give out the remaining four
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>>280310815
None, because the dude's name was Ten Cats.
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>>280310806
if this is the correct answer it's a stupid riddle that requires a diploma in science to be answered
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This thread reminds me of a puzzle.
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>>280310657

The ice was poisoned and did not have enough time to melt into fast girl's drink. Slow girl let the ice melt.
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So who here actually bothered to get all of Riddler's trophies? I couldn't be assed even with the maps.
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>>280310000
I had a laf
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>>280310464
that phat bong rip i just took
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>>280310529
There is not enough information to answer the question

If you meant 'greenhouse' which is one word, then maybe it would be better
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>>280310529
green bricks retard
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>>280310872
nobody said anything about ice nigger
>ice tea
doesn't mean there's ice in the beverage
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>>280310657
The first girl wanted to kill the second so she drank the antidote after dinner.
the girls who drank one died and the other survived, it means the first girl in an immortal being
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>>280310657
she invested in a null poison charm
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>>280310657
Because she had to pee really bad and went to the bathroom a lot, and the other one got HIV and died a slow, painful death.

Shit, you have to say that she died from poison and you have to say when it happened, or the riddle is open ended and any answer is acceptable.
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>>280310707
Two seconds late. I'm sorry, John.
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>>280310742
Nope. Green house still shows greenhouses on google

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q
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>>280309640
By then either the 5 kids won't be kids anymore or will be dead.
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>>280311037
>first pic is an actual green-coloured house

fuck off
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What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
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>>280310657

She was Poison Ivy.
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>>280310657
The first girl had to pee, which got rid of the poison.
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>>280310970
When was the last time you got a cold drink with no ice at a restaurant? Never, because your neckbeard ass doesn't leave the house
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>>280311105
the letter e
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>>280310657
The drink was actually Long Island iced tea and the fast girl puked like fucking crazy after five drinks, so all the poison left her system.
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>>280311105
The letter E
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>>280311105
letter e you fucking pleb tier cunt.
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>>280311105
dicks
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>>280311105
e
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>>280311105

E. Try harder.
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>>280311105
my dick
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>>280311105
The restaurant at the end of the universe?
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>>280311146
If that's the answer then that's bullshit.
What kind of weak ass poison can you just piss out?
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>>280311105
Marriage
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>>280311092
no, thats what the first pic would be if he added "clip art" to the search
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>>280311105

You are literally searching for "complex riddles" on google now. Try some old ones in books that aren't out on every riddle site.
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>>280309324
Give one kid the basket with the apple, the kid then has an apple and a basket while all the other kids also have apples, this way all five kids have an apple but one apple is still in the basket
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>>280310889
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1. The next statement is false.
2. The previous statement is true.

Only one of them is true.
Which one?
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>>280309324
Give all the kids apples. But give 1 kid an apple in the basket ?
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>>280311092
>first pic

thats suggestions you clown. Same pic zoomed out. The majority of images are greenhouses

Once again. I win

If you want I can do a web search and show you the list of sites selling greenhouses when you search green house?

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q
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Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
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>>280311349
>baby's first paradox
fuck off
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>>280311349
Sophisms ain't riddles you fucking cunt.
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>>280311349
The last one, stating that "only one of them is true"
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>>280311349
This one: I fucked you are mom
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>>280311105
I hate riddles like this. It's not even clever.
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>>280310939

Arkham City? I'm getting there but as time goes on I'm running out of easy ones and get left with all the bullshit ones.
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>>280311419
He stood on a block of ice which then melted
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>>280311419
This is as old as fuck. Ice.
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>>280310657
she had 100 poison resistence
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>>280311349
True,i'll go true
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>>280311419
He lifted himself in the air by pissing on the floor.
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Two men are cucks

They are not the same, and one of them is you

Who are you not?
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>>280311419
stood on a block of ice which melted to leave the puddle
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>>280311419

Stood on a block of ice.

>TRY HARDER.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
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>>280311572
Last name, old as fuck too.
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>>280309667
Then everyone has 4/5ths of an apple, not enough.
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>>280311572
Last Name.

hurpa durp durp
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>>280310858

Plastic with a wooden frame.
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>>280311572

Surname. You faggots aren't even trying anymore.
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>>280311504
Oh I haven't even finished city yet, it's just way too long for me to do in one scheduling.
I mean Asylum.
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>>280311545

Anthony Burch
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I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
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>>280311572
Talent
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>>280310242
his cock
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>>280309324
if you feed me I will grow but if you give me water I die. What am I?
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>>280310424
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>>280311687
A bat. huuur
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>>280311687
A bat.
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>>280309324

give the basket to a child tell him to give one to each child, when he has done so, one apple will remain in the basket for him
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>What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
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>>280310424
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What gets wetter when it dries?
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Peasants revere him, kings need him, gods fear him. Who is he?
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>>280311419
He was standing on a ice block when he tied the rope on himself, it was like the 2nd episode of detective conan
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I go in dry and come out wet.
The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
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>>280311785
Stop please, stop.
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>>280309431
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>>280311105
We all read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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>>280311785

A feather that is on fire.
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>>280311785
An anus-shattering fart
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>>280311687
A mole.
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>>280311817
An alcoholic with a loose bladder.
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>>280311856
Chewing gum.
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>>280311732
My dick.
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>>280311785
peace
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>>280311831
jrpg protagonists
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>>280311785
another man's penis.
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>>280310242
His face
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>>280311545
Anthony burch
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What is the nationality of the person who posted this >>280310997 thread?
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>>280311868
>tumblr gif
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>>280311856
Revere monster girl
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>>280311785
a girls attention
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>>280311927
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>>280311907
>generalizing statements
They're always wrong.
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If you have an 11 minute and 13 minute hourglass, how can you accurately time 15 minutes?
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>>280311960
nope too small m8
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Three little letters,
a paradox to some.
The worse that it is,
the better it becomes.
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>>280309991
Fuck scrubs
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>>280312087
Sell them to buy a watch
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>>280312087
with a watch
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>>280311785
A high note?
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>>280312176
Fun.
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>>280311856
my dick
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>>280312087
>hourglass
If it doesn't measure hours, wouldn't it simply be called a timepiece?
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>>280312087
Count, you lazy shit.
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>>280311785
Probably air
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>>280312176
sex
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>>280312176
Cuk
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>>280312176
LOL
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>>280310242
Stop using riddles from the west show.Those are obvious.
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>>280310939

I got all the ones in Asylum, but that's not saying much.
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>>280312176
the Wii
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>>280312087
simple, use the 13 minute one then turn the 11 minute one for two minutes
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>>280311856
muh dick
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>>280310934
Could Layton beat the Riddler?
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>>280310242
penis?
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>>280311785
your breath
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>>280312217
>>280312043
>>280311983
>>280311967
>>280311909

Nope
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>>280312087
>make them flow a the same time
>turn 11min around the second you can, once it the 13 mins end you have 2 mins on the 11min hourglass
>turn the 11min around again, start counting your 15 mins
>once the 2mins on it runs out, turn around the 13min hourglass
>once it reaches bottom, 15 mins has passed
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what do some men work for that isn't usable as currency?
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>>280312196
>>280312198
Get out
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Does thou do what thoust hast come to do from which thou comes to do what thoust must does?
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>>280312352
I can hold my breathe for more than a minute, just so you know.
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>>280311817
A towel.
I hear this one in like 3rd grade.
Try harder anon.
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>>280312352
air/breath
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>>280312386
pussay
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>>280312341
>>280312261

These two got it
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>>280311732
Fire
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>>280312386
le .03 %
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>>280311732
a fire
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Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.
Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.

What are they?
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>>280312386
some men do it for free
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>>280312386
White knights working for internet SJW damsels.
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>>280312386
>for free
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>>280309324
You give four kids an apple each, and then give the basket to the last child?
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TOP.

TOP, TOP.

TOP, TOP, TOP.

What do you do at a green light, /v/?
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>>280311687
Bane
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>>280312416
Yes.
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>>280312416
Nyeso
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>>280312386
respect
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>>280312403
>implying I cant time 15 mins with my watch
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>>280312386
hot pockets
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What have I got in my pocket?
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>>280312505
A fork
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>>280312505
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>>280312386
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>>280312456
>couldn't hold it for more than a minute
i can do that you fucking faggot
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>>280312484
Hay.
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>>280312484
zombies
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>>280312505
Milk.
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>>280312456
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/05/german-diver-sets-breath-holding-record-22-minutes-22-seconds/
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>>280312416
Yes or no, motherfucker.
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>>280312176
Dik
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>>280312505
suck my bfs dick while he drives :3
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>>280312592
My precious
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>>280312484
leaves hurdulajsdlfkja
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>>280312592
The One Ring.
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>>280312484
Leaves?
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>>280310657
Was this ice tea with actual ice? Because then the poison could've been in the ice itself, and so the girl who drank hers very quickly didn't give the ice time to melt into her drink.
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What's long, hard and not possessed by women?
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You might think you know me, but that's where you're wrong. For many alike have pondered me long.
My secret is simple, but locked up tight.
You hold the key, it is in your sight.

What am I?
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>>280311545
Anthony Burch
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>>280312776
a job
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>>280312776
well now it DEFINITELY is my dick

has to be, fuck off you green faggot
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>>280312776
Jobs
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>>280312461
>>280312482

Correct. Your prize
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>>280312782
Something opened by a monitor!
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>>280312782
A faggot
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>>280312776
CEO level careers
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>>280312087
>Turn both at the same time
>once the 11mins is over turn it again.
>once the 13 mins is over turn the 11 min again.
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>>280312776
100% completion
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>>280312782
the answer is a riddle, and riddles with that answer or shit so fuck off faggot
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>>280312782
A velociraptor.
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>>280310464
EA
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>>280312776
I have to ask - are you the exact same guy as in /tv/ or are you just copying him?
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>>280312176
A pun.
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>>280312776
MUH DICK
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>>280311732
>>280312852
Guess I missed my chance to say Mogwai didn't I?
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>>280311349
Mine.
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With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.

What is it?
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>>280311687
Please, you're as blind as a bat!
>>
You kill one of the kids
>>
What can change the nature of a man?
>>
>>280313028
my fork
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>>280313028
A paperclip
>>
~ ∧_∧____ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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<──<\⊂ へ ∩)//||| \__________________
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──┐  ̄|| ̄(_) ̄~||~ ̄
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━━< C: Monogatari × D: Lucky Star >━━
\________________/ \________________/
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>>280313028
A stapler
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>>280313138
fucked it up gaylord
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>>280313028
Can I have it?
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>>280313090
/v/
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>>280313090
A beautiful faggot, Anon, as you have changed me.
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>>280311545
The answer is moot. Get it? Because moot is a word also a cuck. Nice meme.
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>>280313090
Whatever one believes in.
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>>280313090
You, anon. As you changed my nature forever.
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>>280313138
How could you fuck up that badly
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>>280313028
1. A lego piece
2. A d4
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>>280313201
Come here anon, let's such each other's dicks while dressed as little girls
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>>280313138
Evangerion

correcsheeon

meidu

ohio
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>>280313090
If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.
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I have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.

What am I?
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>>280313316
Living the dream.
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>>280313405
A stubborn mutant.
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>>280311572
is his ding dong lol
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>>280313405
A crippled prostitute
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>>280313405
My old gf. Those were... trying times
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>>280309947
today, now
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>>280313090
loneliness
>>
>>280313090
A child.

Theres a theory that man, who was once a feral hunter gatherer, loses his more feral side once he has a kid cause as they bond he goes from fighter and hunter to protector
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>>280313498
i actually spit drink onto my keyboard

for the first time in my life
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>>280311927
underrated post
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>>280309324

cut the apples in the form of apples
>>
It is used for good or evil, but does not give any power.
As menacing as a demon or as gentle as a flower.

What is it?
>>
>>280310467
How is this faggot the only one who didn't fuck up this easy riddle and say Sunday
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>>280313682
i think you're onto something
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>>280311837
They're always using ice blocks in that fucking show.
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>>280313718
BAGS OF SAND
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>>280313718
dicks
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>>280309431
I feel fucking stupid now.
>>
>>280313138
Madoka, Neko-san
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>>280309681
Nine.

Each sister has one personal sex slave and there are three brothers left no one gives a shit about.
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>>280312176
Pop...stations
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>>280313747

But it is Wednesday, the true of the riddle lies the line "So today could be friday", it means that Today isn't Friday and you want Yesterday to be the day after the day you are saying so the current day could be Friday. There is no other answer than Wednesday.
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>>280309431

Or just cut the pieces up give them all one slice each and they all end up with an "apple".
>>
A lonely wanderer, wounded with iron, I am smitten with war-blades, sated with strife,
Worn with the sword-edge; I have seen many battles, Much hazardous fighting, oft without hope
Of comforts or help in the carnage of war Ere I perish and fall in the fighting of men.
The leavings of hammers, the handiwork of smiths, Batter and bite me, hard-edged and sharp;
The brunt of the battle I am doomed to endure. In all the folk-stead no leech could I find
With wort or simple to heal my wounds; But day and night with the deadly blows
The marks of the war-blades double and deepen.

What am I?
>>
>>280313718
A damn good cup of coffee.
>>
>>280314046
What is bags of sand for 200 please
>>
Actually just finished getting all of them in City and Asylum. Only a handful left in origins and then I guess I've gotten all of them. Still haven't gotten all the challenge cheevos because fuck that nonsense.
>>
>>280313718
Cup of coffee
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>>280314153
are you retarded
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>>280310787
Topkek
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>>280314153
I know, I was agreeing, notice my use of "didn't" fuck up
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>>280314324
What is are you retarded for 500 please
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>>280310464
This riddle is such fucking bullshit.

>It's more powerful than God.
Doesn't make sense
>It's more evil than the devil.
What.
>The poor have it.
Well, they still have something, but ok.
>The rich need it.
IT in this case refers to an actual thing, you use it to substitute a thing, not a fucking word in a sentence. Yes, "The rich need nothing" makes sense, but if you say "The rich need something, and that something is nothing", you are implying that they actually have a need for nothing. It's retarded.

>If you eat it, you'll die.
Apart from what I mentioned above ("It" refers to something yadda yadda). It's also bullshit. I'm eating nothing right now. I'm not dying. Nothing doesn't kill you when you eat it.
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Last question:

What is the difference between a duck?
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>>280314176
A shield
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>>280314526
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>>280310970
Exactly. No one said anything about ice. Doesn't mean that there definitely wasn't any ice in there.

Dumb fucking shit.
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>>280314526
Congressional bill vs. curved bill
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>>280314324
No you are. Learn English language. If you want to say it is Sunday the phrase should be different. It should be something along the lines "If yesterday were to be replaced by tomorrow" but the original phrase says clearly "was" it means that yesterdays wasn't tomorrow but what "if it was"...

God damn it.
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>>280311092
There are people who are this retarded on /v/ RIGHT NOW.
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>>280313028
My dick?
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>>280311909
aaahaha top kek
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>>280313405
>I have three eyes but only one leg.
>I still close one even if you beg

Traffic Lights Nob End
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>>280311572
Someone explain to me how, just because there are at least two possible answers, that makes one of them false?

Dick is still a correct answer.
I fucking hate riddles.
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>>280314153
>>280314342
You're both fucking retarded.

If today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday.
Saturday is yesterday for Sunday.

If he was on Wednesday, yesterday would be Tuesday which he'd wish was tomorrow (Thursday). Thursday is before Friday so it cannot be tomorrow for Friday. The only fucking correct answer is Sunday. Retards.
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>>280314595
Correct.

My house is not quiet, I am not loud; But for us God fashioned our fate together.
I am the swifter, at times the stronger, My house more enduring, longer to last.
A times I rest; my dwelling still runs; Within it I lodge as long as I live.
Should we two be severed, my death is sure.

What am I?
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>>280313718
>It is used for good or evil, but does not give any power.
>As menacing as a demon or as gentle as a flower.

A Smile
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>>280314729
The anon you quoted said exactly that the anon who said Wednesday was right

again, are you retarded
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>>280314908
It's last names you idiot
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>>280311785
>No one can hold their breath for more than a minute

It's actually a feather that weighs four hundred pounds.
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>>280314153
Sunday still works, it's a matter of how you move the days. If yesterday was Saturday and you make tomorrow Saturday then today would be Friday. Unless you start applying rules to how you are allowed to move days of the week.
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>>280311615
>>280311628
>>280311647
>Madonna Ciccone
Try harder
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>>280311856
DUH DIH
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>>280310464
You are anon, anon.
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>>280315086
So what's the answer smart ass, besides dicks?
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>>280314964
A body.
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>>280314964

A fish in a river
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>>280315051
Wednesday does not work.
If he wished yesterday was tomorrow, saying it on Wednesday, he'd be wishing he was on Monday.
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>>280311868
why do all tumblr shitgifs look like this. short, choppy, and slightly orange
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If this was /co/, Batman would have come in and solved the crime by now. All you fucks have done are sit with your dicks in your hands, going on about riddles and shit.
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>>280315180
M-muh dick?
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>>280309324
>>>/tv/
Go back to /tv/ where you posted this shit initally.
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>>280314962
No you idiot. The statment also says so "TODAY could be friday". It means that if Yesterday was tomorrow (meaning that if yesterday instead of being yesterday was the day it suppose to be tomorrow) then today will be Friday (but it isn't).

Today = t
Yesterday=t-1
Tomorrow=t+1

Yesterday= T+1 now that is tomorrow
Today= T+2 = Friday since you want today to be friday (but it isn't)

T= Wesnesday.
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>>280309324

Is it bad that I thought "kill the 5th kid" was the answer?

I mean it's the Riddler.
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>>280309324
make an apple pie
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>>280311732
Oh god. In 5th grade we had the "qualifications of life" in biology. "It has to replicate", "It has to have a metabolism", and so on. This one fucking girl wouldn't shut up about how fire was a lifeform then, with it replicating when it jumps from one source to another, and the metabolism being burning wood and so on. She had this smug tone as if that 11 year old cunt made the most amazing discovery, with no amount of sense talking from anyone in the room making any impact on her "Well, but TECHNICALLY". NO SCARLET TECHNICALLY YOURE A FUCKING CUNT
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>>280315228
The idea behind Wednesday is that you wish yesterday (Tuesday) to become tomorrow (Thursday) so that today is the day following Thursday. Both Wednesday and Sunday work unless you want to be a prick about it.
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>>280311163
This and the ice not having time to melt are the most probable
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>>280310657
She spent years in Australia building up a resistance.
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>>280315423
I don't know why I found this post so amusing.
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>>280313405
MAH DACK
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>>280315051
No it doesn't work. Because for that you need to give a grammatical meaning to a phrase that doesn't hold.

"If yesterday was tomorrow" has 2 possible meanings. First that Yesterdays replace tomorrow or that yesterday was the day tomorrow is suppose to be.

The first one needs a complete new and arbitary arrangement of the phrase in order to work as you want it to work while the other is exactly what it is written.

Is a semantic riddle.
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his arms aren't blue
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>>280314526
One leg's the same height as the other.
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>>280315361
He's saying it on the fucking day he's originally on though. Yesterday applies to the day he's currently on, which is Sunday. Wednesday is incorrect. If you think it's correct then you fucked up English classes.
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>>280311545
Anthony Burch and I, moot.
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>>280312416
ive never understood this comic
is the cat saying that or is the undead?
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>>280315614
If yesterday was tomorrow.

When substituted with actual days

If Saturday was tomorrow.
OR
If Tuesday was Thursday.
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>>280311817
US paper money. try it.
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>>280315437
Wednesday does not work. Reading comprehension. It's a shit riddle if you don't have literacy skills, I understand how it could fool you anon, but you're wrong.
>>
>all these people arguing about a vaguely defined riddle
hoo boy, looks like I'm on /v/.

should I deploy Monty Hall?
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>>280310657
Because the girl who drank less got hit by a car while they were leaving the restaurant.
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Tell me /v/, canst thou solve the fabled strongest riddle of all?
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>>280315398
Has the Riddler even killed anyone?
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>>280316079
>implying monty hall is poorly defined

No one seriously argues about monty hall, just as no one seriously argues about 0.999... = 1. I just refuse to believe that people are this retarded.
>>
>>280315756
No you fucked up. He is clearly saying "I wish Yesterday was Tomorrow", It means that if Tomorrow was the day Tomorrow is suppose to be, "So today could be Friday" it means that he wants Today to be friday but it isn't, then on what day did I say it?

If you need Sunday to work you need to take the phrase "If Yesterday was Tomorrow" you need give the meaning of "yesterday replacing tomorrow" but that doesn't hold because for semantics if you want to express that you will go with "If yesterday was to replace tomorrow" and not with "If yesterday was tomorrow".
>>
>>280315423
>>280315528
It's called capitalizing for dramatic effect. Tumblr users utilize this tactic to make their insignificant experiences seem interesting.
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>>280316163
Last night I pierced the buns of your sister
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>>280316163
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>>280316205
Nah, I mean the riddle about days.

And I have no trouble believing that a significant part of /v/ is dumb enough to not understand Monty Hall.
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>>280316208
Caps lock can be funny though
>>
>>280315423
isn't reaction to stimuli one of the qualifications?
>>
>>280316163
last night I bing bong your ding dong <I:-)
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>>280314881
Nice. I can't find it in myself to complete riddles effectively. How do I do it, friend?
>>
>>280315986
Is the other way around anon. The phrase "If yesterday was tomorrow" have 2 possible readings, one from common use of the english language and the other for actual semantic rules.

You are wrong.
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>>280316307
I fucking love this picture and how it's actually true.
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>>280316307

>!
I love this.
>>
>>280310657
The poison was in the ice, so the girl who drank fast didn't have any poison melt into her drinks, and the girl who did let the ice melt was poisoned.
>>
>>280312852
some fires can't be put out by water though
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>>280316393
fire reacts to lack of air and presence of water
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>>280316393
YEAH WELL IF YOU FAN IN THE DIRECTION OF FIRE IT MOVES


Obviously we had some poorly defined shit, being 5th graders and all, and obviously there is no fucking discussion about fire not actually being a living thing.
>>
>>280316307
MOTHERFUCKING FACTORIALS, BITCH!
>>
What comes in with nothing on it but leaves with a lot, if it comes in again it gets even more but when seen from a different side it still has nothing?
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>>280316307
Fucking inline division notation man.
>>
>>280316307
shit, i forget about factorials

it's 1*2*3*4 in this case, correct?
>>
>>280316687
Anthony Burch's girlfriend
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>>280316716
>1*

Fucktard.
>>
>>280316543

That's not the same thing. If you're going to be like that then I can say a rock reacts to stimulus if you kick it and it moves.
>>
>>280316307
But the pic is true? Who in their right mind is going to argue with that?
>>
>>280316798
By definition of !, he's right, you know.
>>
>>280309324
Fuck the kids! Apples are mine!
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>>280316896
Yeah, just as by definition of multiplication 4*3 = 3+3+3+3+0.
>>
>>280314159
>durrr a piece of a thing = the whole thing if you stick quotation marks around it
I guess you have a "dick" then
>>
>>280314964
a soul
>>
>>280316687
Niggers?
>>
>>280316807
but rocks don't multiply, therefore are not life
mate in four
>>
>>280316830
It's funny how the more knowledgeable you are about math, you'd first argue it was true, then that it was false, and then that it was true again.

That's the whole point of the picture.
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>>280316960
That equation is true, but the +0 has no reason to be there by definition of multiplication.

If *1 wasn't part of the definition of !, there would be no valid result for 1!, which there is.
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>>280316408
bit of pee came out when i read this post
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>>280316543
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SCARLET

I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOUR SHIT
>>
>>280317050
i didn't say anything about rocks being alive. Queen to E-6
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>>280315690
What is Custom Maid 3D?
>>
>>280317119
Oh. Just as there is no valid result for 0!

OH WAIT

This entire line of reasoning is retarded. Writing "*1" makes exactly as much sense as writing "+0" and you fucking know it.
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>>280317181
well fine

here's this
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>>280315690
What is Pajama Sam?
>>
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>>280317319
0! was specifically written as an exception, though. It's defined as a product of 1 through n for all non-zero values.
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>>280315690
Gone Home
>>
>>280317319
No, he is right. By definition 1!= 1 and 0!=1 (by convention of empty product). and 2!=1*2=2. That is the definition nigger. If is meaningless or not is another discussion.
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>>280317565
The definition is the function of getting to the result, not how you fucking write it.

If I say 5! = 5*4*3*2, are you telling me that's wrong because I missed the "*1"?
>>
>>280317503

>0! was specifically written as an exception
no
n!/n = (n-1)!
1!/1= 0! = 1
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>>280317847
>the definition is the function of getting to the result, not how you fucking write it
You know that functions like ! are made up by people and have formal definitions, right?

Yes, your answer is correct too, but you're the one who started this shit by correcting someone for adding a redundant but non-invalid *1.
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>>280317503
>0! was specifically written as an exception

Nigga doesn't fucking know about empty products and is trying to lecture others on math.
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>>280317884
>>280318019
Well, guess I'm a faggot too.
>>
>>280316687
penetration
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>>280318009
I didn't say he was incorrect. I said he was retarded for including it.

If someone writes a notation and includes redundant shit, guess what, I'm going to call them retarded. If someone else is trying to tell me that the actual definition for a function includes the redundant element, guess fucking what, I'm going to call them retarded.
>>
>>280318270
You sound like the kind of kid who'd get mad at his teacher for not accepting the answer you gave when you skipped all intermediate steps.
>>
>>280317847
Yes, on an exam if they ask you to express the factorial of 5! if you miss the *1 it means you didn't understand what factorials are.

That is how shit works. 5!=5*4*3*2*1. 5! /=/ 5*4*3*2. Even though both numbers mean the same and the results are the same by definition one is wrong while the other isn't.

And for the record the definition of factorial for a non negative integer is the product of all positive integers that are less or equal than the number you are expressing as a factorial. That also includes the 1.
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I'm often scrambled and hard to read
But I am need if you wish to succeed
I am come in different forms but the goal is the same
If you can solve this riddle, you will know my name.
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>>280318419
Holy fuck you have no fucking clue how math works, do you?
>>
>>280318419
>5!=5*4*3*2*1. 5! /=/ 5*4*3*2
>5*4*3*2*1 /=/ 5*4*3*2
>1 /=/ 1

This fucking retard.
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your bank account's empty yet you haven't spent a dime
you are scared and wimpy yet you act like it's fine

you dont have much sex, but your wife sure does
once you blew your gf's ex, what and adventure t'was

now thee, true gentleman, if sometimes rather feely
tell me, if you can, who are you really?
>>
>>280314494
It absolutely makes sense

Nothing is more powerful than god
Nothing is more evil than the devil
The poor have nothing
The rich need nothing
If you eat nothing, you'll die
>>
Is math an inherent part of nature which we discovered, or a framework we invented to help make sense of it?
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>>280310657
First chick had bulimia and puked the drinks as she drank them
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>>280318649
If you say math is an inherent part of nature we discovered, then so is every invention we ever made.
>>
>>280315690
Bioshock infinite?
>>
>>280318382
"*1" is an intermediate step.


Jesus fucking christ man.

1 is the redundant element for multiplication. You can write it as many fucking times as you'd like. But it's absolutely fucking retarded to include it. If you have any clue what you're doing, the moment you write "*1", you stop. Because it doesn't make any sense to fucking include it.


Jesus dickballs Christ.
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>>280318641
Stop fucking with me, Riddler, I'm not Anthony Burch!
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>>280318647
>Not even reading the post.
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>>280318636
>>280318540
Difinitions, how do they work? Read again

And for the record the definition of factorial for a non negative integer is the product of all positive integers that are less or equal than the number you are expressing as a factorial. That also includes the 1.

Even if the *1 is redundant it has to be there. Mostly because is non trival it exist by definition, again if is useless or not that is another discussion.
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>>280318848
4*3*2 is also an intermediate step, what's your point? Why aren't you mad he didn't say 24?
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>>280309324
shoot the fifth child
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>>280318649
Like physics is a model we build in order to try to make sense out of the world. It isn't build in nature.
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>>280319069
I meant to quote "*1 is an intermediate step", implying that it isn't.
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>>280310787
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>>280318962
>Difinitions
Ahahahaa faggot.
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>>280319458
your transparency is poorly defined
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>>280319519
so it is.....
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>>280319458
nigger all i wanted to know is if that's how factorials worked

instead i got liberal arts majors shitting on themselves trying to out-high-school-math each other
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I hate what I love and can not leave.

What am I?
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You just broke out of prison, all you need to do is cross one last bridge.Unfortunately it's being guarded by a officer.
The guard will shoot anyone who tries to cross to the other side of the bridge.
It will take you 10 minutes to cross the bridge.
The guard comes out of his post every 6 minutes and looks down the bridge for any one who tries to cross.
How do you cross, /v/
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>>280319809
Homosexual
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>>280319715
https://www.google.com/search?q=factorials&oq=factorials&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1321j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
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>>280319915
Please tell me the answer isn't to turn around when he comes out and pretend like you are heading to the prison because if so that guard is retarded.
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>>280320037
>For instance, "four factorial" is written as "4!" and means 1×2×3×4 = 24

why is this argument still happening
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>>280320336
Everyone agrees it's 24, just some people think it's 1×2×3×4 while some think it's 2×3×4.
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>>280312327
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
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>>280320434
>>280320336
it's literally just an arbitrary convention that we defined. 1* goes in there. thats the way it is and anyone claiming different is retarded
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>>280320434
It says right there
>means 1×2×3×4
There's nothing to argue about whatsoever
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>>280320235
I was just about to answer like that, so I'm hoping it is.
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Always within, always without.
Inside your stomach, your heart, and your mouth.
Always comes before, follows after.
Kills joy, silences laughter.
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>>280319809
A person in a typical relationship/marriage
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>>280320235
>>280320679
it is
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your jimmies are rustled, you are slightly upset
maybe you got told, or perhaps even rekt?

little did the kids know, that getting you so ired
would unleash such fury and result in #shotsfired

before you an hero, and achieve dank meme fame,
could you remind me, what is your name?
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>>280316163
Last night I secretly quarter-pounded your sister.
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>>280319915

Hang down the side of it when you know he's about to look down the bridge.

Unless I'm completely retarded I'm probably doing this after nightfall.
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>>280315237
filesize limit
because tumble sucks, at everything
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>>280309681
One, anymore and each sister would have two brothers or more
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>>280309324
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>280311419
Acrobatics with water in his ass backflip trick that went wrong near a noose
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>>280320838
the H.
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>>280320336
Everyone agrees that it is 24. Some people argue that 4!=2*3*4 even though when the definition of factorial clearly state that it is 4!=1*2*3*4
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>>280310242
A LAWSUIT!
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What can you put in a barrel that will:
>Be seen by the naked eye
>Make the barrel lighter in weight
>And has no weight of it's own?

BTW, you'll fooken DIE if you don't get it right
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>>280322987
a hole
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