ITT: /v/ is now a Native American tribe. >go to Buffalostop

>>278562451
Get off our land, Posts-with-Dung.

>>278562451
He-who-loves-men go away

>>278562451
>wanting to commune with spirit of the eagle
>not communing with based bear

literally worse than the white man

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>tfw you'll never be the little pocahontas and serve the strong tribe hunters

>>278563306
>wanting to be pathetic girl instead of strong hunter

I bet you still live in your mom's wigwam

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>that feel when no spirit animal

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>plead with gods to become part of thunder-stick master tribe
>gods demand I sacrifice a wife in return
>mfw no wives
Oh well, I'll be a shaman soon anyway.

>>278562451
>Buffalostop shaman employee only communes with the spirit of the bear and not the spirit of the fucking buffalo
>Going to Buffalostop expecting to be able to commune with the spirit of the eagle
Stop lying white devil. Get back on your boat and go home.

>play scalp station with last paleskin captive
>go to Buffalostop
>they ran out of paleskin
>they offer mexican instead
>take up offer for 10 firewater
>unbox Mexican
>head is already cut off

FUCKING BUFFALOSTOP

>>278563032
> he
> his tribe actually uses pronouns

It's like you don't want to be enveloped by the goddess of creation.

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>Have wolf spirit
>Love my wolf spirit
>Love it a lot
>People start calling me he-who-consorts-with-beasts
>start wearing full body wolf pelts
>other tribesmen don't like it
>cast me out
>find other people like me
>we form our own tribe
>we ruin other tribes for fun

VIDEO GAMEs.

>>278562451
Do I count as a Native American if I'm only 1/4th?

>go to buffalostop
>want to commune with spirit of the hawk
>white man killed shaman
>asks me if i want to learn about jesus
>"y-you too"
>drop tomahawk
>my tears are a flowing river

FUCKING BUFFALOSTOP

>>278564350
Probably.

Do I count as Native American if I'm only 1/16th?

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>>278564101
>raging this hard

this is why you don't hunt with cherokee

>>278564610
Fuck no. Just because your great great grandma was a whore and fucked a native doesn't make you one.

>>278562451
>going to buffalostop to commune with spirits
>not being vision quest master race and communing with them for free

>>278564295
You just used a pronoun though

>>278564350
>>278564610
Do you live in a tribe with other people of indigenous American descent abiding by the guidelines and tenets of your ancestors? If not, no, you're not. You're a descendant of native Americans but you're not a native American.

>>278564886
>vision quest tribesmen

You're the reason the shaman business is dying

>Go to Buffalostop
>Want to trade in Major League Lacross 2K15 and Bolas Elite: Blackfoot Hunter 2 for Spirit Quest VII: Return of Sitting Bull
>Only get 5 buffalo chips for my trade ins
>Spirit Quest VII is still 40 buffalo chips used

FUCKING BUFFALOSTOP

>>278565041
I'm black and I don't live in ooga booga land AKA africa. Does that mean I'm not black?

>that kid who took a huge haul from his peace pipe in the middle of every game

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>>278564350
>>278564610
>white men that think they're members of the tribe

>>278565228
Yes, it means you're on your way to being civilized. There's hope for you yet.

>>278565228
No, it means that you're not an indigenous African. Which you aren't.

>>278565228
It means you're not African

You guys should hang out with me and Raging Raven, we were going to sit around a fire and sing songs we heard in a spirit journey. They're about the rules of the nature spirits, a storm spirit and the sun who is invincible.

ITT: berry pickers, foraging with the women

Personal Sapta > children's toys

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>>278565273
>that one kid who's dad was the shaman and he kept bragging he had the super special secret spirit animal
>"Oh you can't commune with it cuz it's special"

Fuck you, Runs-While-Screaming

>that kid who pirated blankets and wound up giving the entire tribe smallpox

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>>278564101
What am I reading

>>278565287
>Filthy laughing jungle Mayans
Who invited you barbarians?

>TFW Big Chief Smoke 'em

Christianity is a religion of peace

>>278564610
my one buddy got a $10,000 scholarship for saying hes Cuban. Hes like less than 5% Cuban. Put it on shit like that to get free things

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Thanks medicine man

>>278565829
White man please go, but let us trade tobacco for your thundersticks first, also check out our casino over there

>tfw mestizo shits in the USA tell white americans who literally built america to leave
>spanish and aztec rape babies thinking they can tell pure europeans what to do
all of my maize and buffalo hides

>>278565604
>that kid whose dad's spirit animal was Nine-ten-dog

>>278565939
Thanks medicine man

>XXXNOBOWSCOPE420BLAZEITXXX has joined the room

>>278565228
No, you're still a nigger, you just dont live in nigger land

>>278562451

couldn't you have used a bette name for the store, like SPIRIT GUIDE STOP?

your a fucking hack.

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>>278565604
>not 'runs-with-arms-behind-him'

>>278566042
>Enjoys-Small-Horses enters teepee
>Enjoys-Small-Horse: How :3

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>632 days since last smoke signal

>>278566165
angry bear detected

>>>/spiritlodge/

>>278566042
Runs-with-Horses has joined the room.

>Playing online
>Guy kills me
>tells me to get scalped

We need to ban this, he didn't even give me a tomahawk warning

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Natives btfo
Pic related, me and my honey

>>278565961
Mexicunts sold it to us anyway, we didn't steal shit

They want the south back & at the same time think all the jobs & welfare will still stay in tact, then they will jump over to the north if the south becomes Mexico, cycle continues, kek

Best games to play while on peyote?

>There are people in this tribe who think thundersticks will ever catch on
We will use the great spear and tomahawks for a thousand years and a thousand years after that. It is superior to the white man's thunderstick. Soon we will all forget about the thunderstick and go back to the trusted spear, just you watch.

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Hello my friends, may I interest you in some fine blankets and perhaps a seminar on the health benefits of long distance walking?

>>278566420
Hunting Coyote, or Hunting Buffalo.

Hunting Wolf if you have a group.

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>TFW white man come and cuck whole tribe by force

epic thread, really really epic

>tfw Blizzard charges to switch reservations

Fucking white companies

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pssst

hey

hey you

wanna buy a bible?

all the strong hunters are doing it

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>join Counter Spirit server
>it's full of the white man
Will they ever leave?

>>278566420
Spirit Guide 4, especially the part where the player character takes peyote himself.
Playing a character on peyote while you yourself are on peyote? Double vision quest bro, that shit was so spiritual I thought I'd get lost in the Spirit Realm forever.

What makes the red man red?

>>278564101
Fucking smokeposters

>playing spirits of the night
>invaded constantly by the white man
>no honor among invaders
>I will fight no more forever

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You can trust the white man, he won't harm you or steal from you at all!

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>>278566679
GEE I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST

>Local tribe bans discussion of nativegate
>Just letting white people come in and build houses
>Implying they aren't diseased brutes who plan to take our land and kill all the buffalo

Fuck this tribe, I'm joining with the Apache.

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Hey, guys, could you watch these for me?

This is the funniest shit I have ever read on 4chan

Shadow man stole my horse.

>there are people on /v/ who haven't gone on their vision quest
Children get out

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r8 my snake fetish

>>278567017
First day?

where's the pocahontas porn?

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>>278566695
>that feel when unboxing a Crafstman New Wolf tomahawk

Feels good, brother

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>>278567014
pass the blanket, brother

>>278567113
there is none worth note to be posted.

You wouldn't download a totem pole, would you /v/?

>>278567084
Spoiler that shit, bro

>>278566959
>Apache
Lightweight scalpers, the lot of you.
Blackfoot or go home you supple skinned berdache. Hurt your delicate hands from wielding that big heavy tomahawk did you princess?

>>278565928
where in the hell is this?
i'm 50% cuban
i want free shit

>>278567084

>>>/d/tribe

tfw no buffalo

>>278567074
>there are people on /v/ who dont have a spirit animal

>>278566840
fuck off pilgrim

what are some games where i can play as a native american?

These white guys keep coming to my land telling me they have a brand new home for me with a teepeestation4. Should I follow them? They want me to go west of the Mississippi with a bunch of others.

who /shoshone/ here

>>278567347
Chill brother, there's gonna be plenty of buffalo forever. You'll have your chance.

>>278567460
Wasteland 1 and 2

>>278567460

I think Prey is the only NA in a game where you can't pick your race

>trying to hunt
>some asshole keeps going on about how great his peace pipe is

Why does chieftain let pilgrims invade our land?

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>>278567639

>>278567515

Teepeestation4 has nobuffalo

>>278567745
Fuck people that smoke peace pipe while hunting

>isn't even shooting bow
>dude i'm on such a huge spirit quest haha XD

>>278567771
Chieftain Let wife lay with white man is a traitor.

>not getting comfy in your wigwam
>not blazing the peace pipe and playing vision quest 420

>>278567639
>reservationfag
>real Native
fucking apples, please leave

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>>278567342
>>278567272
don't worry I've got some more of my snake fetish collection

>>278567957
Dog soldiers are invisible-night-men who wont let me feed my tribe!

Now that the smoke has settled, what does /tribe/ think of The Last Of Ugh?

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What are some games with cute indian girls?

>>278567460
SF2/SFA3/SSF4/USF4 all have T. Hawk (Alpha 3 also has Juli).
All Killer Instinct games have Chief Thunder.
Most of the MK games after MK3 have Nightwolf.
You can play as many native tribes in Civilization.

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>>278567789
>Chief Small-And-Soft named his new Wigwam the "Wigwam One"
>WOne

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>>278568028

>>278568026
>implying real natives even exist anymore