And no, I don't mean her giant head.
>Dissing Peach's giant head
Fuck you how else do you think she's going to fit her whole mouth on Bowser's dick?
Because the rubber banding is completely ridiculous in that game.
I was fapping to the idea of Bowser wrecking that ass way before Sunshine
Proving once again that women only pretend to be nerds.
I don't fucking understand why peach has the void
She still has the bloomers jf you get a metal box
Well FUCK. She's the only one I wanted to see.
I guess she really does have a black hole/a cosmos in there.
>You will never feed Peach mushrooms until she's perfectly sized
How is wearing sports clothes contraversial?
Wait a second...are you an islamer?
you been eatin the isalami haven't you!
If you were to fuck Rosalina would your dick be in space on the other end?
Also if that's the case could her ass be used as a shortcut to wherever she is? Like if I wanna get to her I just have to find the hole in space and suddenly I'm come out of her ass
>Mfw I had to google it
The most controversial thing was the Smash upskirts, which were being posted to the Dojo's user screenshots page so much that Sakurai had to post a message telling them they were no longer accepting them.
They are probably the most lewdest and dangerous form of affection
Well, since the void can be circumvented with Peach via the metal shroom and she's the only one I really care about I am happy.
Still wonder why that is still is the case even in Japan version, normally the Jap devs really don't give a damn about pantsu
How about some oily?
I'd say today the most controversial thing that's happened to Peach is her being a damsel in distress, and that being her entire character. Now before you call me a SJW, or whatever this is just what I think would make her controversial today among SJWs and the media at large. I personally couldn't give a shit about Peach.
>Wanting to fuck a human character from a video game
That's just disgusting!
The ramp in Water Park fucks up and zooms in too much. I can use it to get a close up of peach's little cameltoe. I've been trying to set it up, but I'll post what I get right now
I actually use Pink Gold Peach a lot. They baited me!
>She knows how the fabric of the galaxy is in her dress
>She knows each time she farts planets, stars, entire systems are obliterated by her toots
>She loves food that makes her gassy, simply for the sense of power she feels as billions die from her cosmic wind
Because Peach is an angel. She's not even dumb, that's just her intonation sometimes.
>implying "Ooh, did I win?" isn't biting sarcasm
>kinda pissed and confused that they gave Peach, Zelda, and Rosalina a void when Palutena has visible panties and a pole dance taunt
/v/ finds a way
How do I take screenshots? I haven't had a Wii U for very long
You could also look at the tv screen
theres not enough smash images involving Wario
What's wrong with a /fit/ girl?
Fucking vore fetishists...
Could you imagine expaining to god how you died if this is how it ended?
I uh... I got ass'd pretty hard
Guys they didn't make an ass or anything for Rosalina. Her legs just end
>Believing there's a god
>believing you would have to "explain" anything to a god
>How the fuck did you die from an ass?
>I-It was too strong!
I want to know why they put so much personality into the full-body animations for the characters when they did almost no facial animation whatsoever. They look like people wearing giant masks half the time. The eyes never move or blink. It's fuckin unnerving.
Probably a way of saving space. Hopefully we get another mario strikers on wii u with more animations
They probaly had some facial expressions in the Japanese version or something, the same thing happened with StarFox Assault where they broke the face rigging of the Japanese version making everyone in the US version a bunch of emotionless cunts.
Yes it is the perfect hairstyle :)
>mfw the only way I can have one is to wear a wig, which doesn't work because I'm a dude and am supposed to integrate into normal society
>Peach will never use your face for her throne
>She will never shift around making sure your face is buried deep in her ass
>Her long pink dress will never hide your futile struggles as she calmly sips her tea
>You will never feel your lungs burn as you desperately try to live off of what little gas passes her perfect pink pucker
>She will never sit there and admire the view for an hour after your squirming has stopped
What everyone ITT failed to notice:
Ever since they could make good looking 3D models with the GameCube, they started to make Peach slightly sexier.
Melee was her first 3D GC game. What happened? She got LOTS of butt attacks and panty shots.
Huh, thinking about it Peach has never really been portrayed as a ditz in game.
A Pollyanna at times, sure, but she's never really been stupid.
Hell she probably only gets kidnapped so much because the alternate is going to war with Bowser.
And if the beginning of Galaxy 1 is anything to go by, it wouldn't end well.
I never cared much about Peach but when I played Paper Mario TYD I liked how she was a bit more characterized in it. She had some personality to her and that made me like her more. It also got me interested enough to look up porn of her and fap to her. Is that weird?
Every thread until we like it?
I feel like there is a way to get normal Peach panty shots in Smash U. There has to be. The panties are clearly there if the metal version shows them. I feel like I just have to find that sweet spot on the model viewer.