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Is this the most controversial thing that ever happened to Peach?

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And no, I don't mean her giant head.
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>>277958241
>Dissing Peach's giant head

Fuck you how else do you think she's going to fit her whole mouth on Bowser's dick?
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>>277958374

>The shitty get attempts in this thread

check out my 63 newfags
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The most controversial thing was when she unknowingly had sex with Bowser and gave birth to Bowser Jr.
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>>277958241
you mean her giant butt?
yeah, she needs to lay off that pizza.
it's almost as big as her head.
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>>277958971
I am truly amazing!
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>>277958971
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>>277958241
No idea. Just post more Peaches.
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>>277958241
No, using her ass for attacks in Smash along with a frying pan is more controversial.
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>>277959271
>girlfriend

unf
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This was worse.
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>>277959526
>nintendo characters have genitals

oh shit its canon
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>>277958241
>>277958691
more ponytail?
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>>277959526
oh jesus I cant stop laughing

why did I never play mario strikers
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>>277958241
What......because she has an ass? Everyone has an ass.
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>>277959760
Because the rubber banding is completely ridiculous in that game.
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No the most controversial thing was the "I'm your mama?" thing.

This just made people fap.
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>>277960003
I was fapping to the idea of Bowser wrecking that ass way before Sunshine
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>Suck at Smash
>Practicing random characters
>Fight a Level 9 Bowser as Peach
>Lose
>Pop a boner
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>>277958241

I don't have any idea what you mean.
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Why do they look so great with ponytails.
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Peach isn't as tomboyish as Daisy, but she does some unprincess-y things sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHwJhtiUAG4
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>>277958241
No, the fact that her powers in her solo game were related to having "female emotions" was more controversial.
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>>277959880
Does Bowser have an ass?
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>>277961714
Proving once again that women only pretend to be nerds.
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>>277958241

Sooo... her ponytail?
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>>277961958
>Pic
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>>277960673
>>277961138
more
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>>277958241

No, they showed her delicious feet in the Olympic games.
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>Super Mario Strikers Home Entrances
>Wario's the only one who's aware that he has a theme and is singing along to it
>He's the only one with a unique landing animation
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I don't fucking understand why peach has the void
She still has the bloomers jf you get a metal box
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>>277958241
>controversial
There was a controversy? I haven't even seen sjw bring up peach ass. I don't think you know what that word means OP
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>>277962573
Bowser you perv you did that on purpose
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>>277962694
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>>277963043
Holy shit
Rosa and Zelda pls
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>>277963304
Would you just post the lewd edits already?

I know you have some. Every Wii U owner has made some
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>>277963336
I can do zelda, but it doesn't work with Rosalina.
She still has the vortex
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>>277963414
All this time I thought that attack was with her hip not her butt.
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>>277963518
Sorry, I have none
I gotta get an sd card>>277963594
Actually this is her
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>>277963534
Well FUCK. She's the only one I wanted to see.
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>>277963534
I guess she really does have a black hole/a cosmos in there.
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>>277963639
Fucking hell
I meant to say this is her back air
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>>277963639
LIAR
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>You will never feed Peach mushrooms until she's perfectly sized
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>>277963705
So like I'm not trying to be pervy or anything but

does an entire galaxy suffer when she farts?
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>>277958241
How is wearing sports clothes contraversial?
Wait a second...are you an islamer?
you been eatin the isalami haven't you!
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>>277963941
What do you think GRBs are?
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>>277963941
haha
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>>277963793
I'm sorry
If it's worth anything I have Mario Kart 8
I could post her butt
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>>277963926
She's perfectly sized
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>>277964168
That's the magic word
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>>277964025
you mean seeing the outlines of someone's vagina while they do massive splits in front of tons of people is totally wholesome family fun!?
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>>277964210
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If you were to fuck Rosalina would your dick be in space on the other end?
Also if that's the case could her ass be used as a shortcut to wherever she is? Like if I wanna get to her I just have to find the hole in space and suddenly I'm come out of her ass
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>>277964073
>GRB
>Mfw I had to google it

underated post
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>>277964332
yeah...i watch the fucking olympics with my family all the time. wtf? its a person body!
I really think you guys are more prude than the sjws sometimes.
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>>277964327
Alright Peach Kart Boo T time
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>>277964474
Who knows.
Remember that space and time crap.
If you put your dick in a black hole it might end up being inside Rosalina as a kid or some other age.
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Let's go!
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The most controversial thing was the Smash upskirts, which were being posted to the Dojo's user screenshots page so much that Sakurai had to post a message telling them they were no longer accepting them.
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>>277965054
I really like those portraits. The way they're looking sideways is cute.
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>>277965728
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>>277965816
Goddamn, why do I find the kiss-blowing so fucking hot
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>>277966271
They are probably the most lewdest and dangerous form of affection
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Peachy
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>>277966721
I thought it was a cumstain
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>>277965197

Well, since the void can be circumvented with Peach via the metal shroom and she's the only one I really care about I am happy.
Still wonder why that is still is the case even in Japan version, normally the Jap devs really don't give a damn about pantsu
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>>277966709
I love the way Peach thrusts her ass and chest out during it, too...and that skintight suit!
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>>277967074
Peach really wants a king. But just one that won't break her ass when birthing children. Sorry Bowser
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>>277967074
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>>277966709
>Open image
>Instantly close it before it completes

DODGED A BULLET THERE
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Come on, Anon!
Let's have fun!
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>>277967580
WHAT

I CAN'T HEAR YOU YOUR ROCKETS ARE ON
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>>277958241
Fuck peach.
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>>277966271
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>>277967842

I can't. ;_;
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>>277968062
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>>277967842
I prefer the bowser one sense you know he'd totally fuck her in the ring in front of everyone after knocking her uncouncious
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>>277963926
But the moment you touch her she would shrink.
>tfw mushrooms would make terrible penis enlargement aids
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>>277968062
>wet too
Hnnnnnngh, my dick
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>>277968352
How about some oily?
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Played some Super Mario Strikers the other day and man Peach and Daisy look good.
Fun game too.

How was Charged?
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>>277968424
Boooring same screen shots.
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>>277968424
this game really kicked my latex fetish into high gear.
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>>277968283
>in front of everybody
>unconscious
what's the point
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>>277968620
Are you implying that Bowser would not want to fuck Peach in front of Mario and the rest of the mushroom kingdom?
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>>277966271
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>>277961389
Because it is the perfect hairstyle.

Every girl should wear their hair like that.
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>>277967704
I-I want to be a quad bike.
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>>277968914
Why would she blow kiss a man after shooting him?
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>>277968968
>>277968265
>>277968062
>>277967936
Lips built for dick sucking.
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I'd say today the most controversial thing that's happened to Peach is her being a damsel in distress, and that being her entire character. Now before you call me a SJW, or whatever this is just what I think would make her controversial today among SJWs and the media at large. I personally couldn't give a shit about Peach.
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Id fuck the shit of peach hell id want a 3 way woth daisy
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>>277969523
You are a brave man coming out and saying such a thing.
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Sometimes I like to think about Peach defecating herself in her racing suit.
Now is one of those times.
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Peach would love that im so brave
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>>277958374
Number one is for the goalkeeper
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>>277969523
>Wanting to fuck a human character from a video game

That's just disgusting!
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Is this why olympics games were removed from the eshop?
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Loli Peach when?
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>>277962573
Because only Sakurais waifu get pantyshots
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>hate blonde/blond people with a passion because there has never been a case in real life where said blonde/blond person wasn't a piece of shit
>peach is hot to me

Goddamnit.
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>>277962573
Nintendo is endorsing a metal fetish, so this way when they reveal their newest game at E3 involving metallic girls, we all buy day 1.
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>>277970114

IM REALLY FEELING IT
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The ramp in Water Park fucks up and zooms in too much. I can use it to get a close up of peach's little cameltoe. I've been trying to set it up, but I'll post what I get right now
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I have big boner for peach and daisy
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>>277970697
Boring same shit.
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This flash game.

http://www.legendofkrystal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2265&cache=1
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>>277971312
noice
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>>277971312

>latex-textured ass and cameltoe

stop it boner
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>>277970185

I actually use Pink Gold Peach a lot. They baited me!
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>>277971312
wow
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>>277963941
>She knows how the fabric of the galaxy is in her dress
>She knows each time she farts planets, stars, entire systems are obliterated by her toots
>She loves food that makes her gassy, simply for the sense of power she feels as billions die from her cosmic wind
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>>277970123

Because Peach is an angel. She's not even dumb, that's just her intonation sometimes.

>implying "Ooh, did I win?" isn't biting sarcasm
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>>277959291
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>>277971987
That's only your interpretation of her, most people think shes a stereotypical dumbfuck blonde.
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More lewd Peach my dick needs it
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>>277962573
>>277962908
>>277963043

>kinda pissed and confused that they gave Peach, Zelda, and Rosalina a void when Palutena has visible panties and a pole dance taunt
>see this

/v/ finds a way
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still get my dick hard
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>>277972260

I don't see why, though. In the games that actually give her characterization, mainly the RPGs, there is nothing to indicate that she's stupid.
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WAH!
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>>277972518
Why is Wario's head bigger than Peach's entire body?
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>>277971987

i want to protect that neck
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>>277972784
He's a big guy.
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>>277972784

Have you seen him in Smash?

Wario can make any part of his body comedically huge
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The suit has a seam
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>>277973892
Does that mean it'd be easy to rip apart?
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How do I take screenshots? I haven't had a Wii U for very long
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>>277977149
don't bother posting with it, the new captcha is unbearable with the wii u
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>>277977149
Home button on whatever you want to post and go on the browser. Then post an image like normal
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>>277977318
It's easy. when the captcha appears hit the minus button and the screen will zoom out and the captcha won't bounce all over the place
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>>277977334

like this?
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>>277968995
No because it gives you a headache if you have it tied that highly and all the time.
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>>277977573
easy if you're an ant
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>>277977958
You could also look at the tv screen
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theres not enough smash images involving Wario
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>>277978672
There really isn't
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>>277960003

pls explain further
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>>277958241
What's wrong with a /fit/ girl?
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>>277979954
Nothing
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>>277958691
Official olympic attire
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>>277959526
Waluigi says suck it
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>>277980363
good
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Back to Smash
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>>277977942
Fucking vore fetishists...
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Could you imagine expaining to god how you died if this is how it ended?
I uh... I got ass'd pretty hard
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>>277982597
I want Peach to suffocate me with her buttocks.
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Guys they didn't make an ass or anything for Rosalina. Her legs just end
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>>277982597
>Believing there's a god
>believing you would have to "explain" anything to a god
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This is fucking weird
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Ass to Ass
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wut
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Hue
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>>277982597
>my son, let's not talk about that since we both know what happened, here, have this waifu as something to keep your mind off of it.
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>>277978672
is this what you're looking for
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>>277982597
>>277984525
>Implying God not only knows exactly how you died, he's the one who orchestrated the whole thing
>"Did you rike it?"
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>>277977950
then tie it loosely/don't have shitty hair that's thin?
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>>277984952
>implying God orchestrates anything
He's like watching everything happen with a popcorn tub in his lap.
>hah, I knew it, he was gonna die from getting an ass in her face.
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>>277985282
>How the fuck did you die from an ass?
>I-It was too strong!
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>>277971312
So
This
Is
The
Power
Of
The
Wii U

WOOOW
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>>277959407
Sauce?
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>>277972784
Faithful to his Super Mario Land 2 appearance.

He was fuck huge.
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>>277985038
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>>277958241
>>277959526

I want to know why they put so much personality into the full-body animations for the characters when they did almost no facial animation whatsoever. They look like people wearing giant masks half the time. The eyes never move or blink. It's fuckin unnerving.
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>>277987164
Probably a way of saving space. Hopefully we get another mario strikers on wii u with more animations
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>>277987164
They probaly had some facial expressions in the Japanese version or something, the same thing happened with StarFox Assault where they broke the face rigging of the Japanese version making everyone in the US version a bunch of emotionless cunts.
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"Consider the following"
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>>277968995
Yes it is the perfect hairstyle :)
>mfw the only way I can have one is to wear a wig, which doesn't work because I'm a dude and am supposed to integrate into normal society
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>>277983253
>Peach will never use your face for her throne
>She will never shift around making sure your face is buried deep in her ass
>Her long pink dress will never hide your futile struggles as she calmly sips her tea
>You will never feel your lungs burn as you desperately try to live off of what little gas passes her perfect pink pucker
>She will never sit there and admire the view for an hour after your squirming has stopped
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What everyone ITT failed to notice:

Ever since they could make good looking 3D models with the GameCube, they started to make Peach slightly sexier.

Melee was her first 3D GC game. What happened? She got LOTS of butt attacks and panty shots.
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>>277991101
And Sakurai likes to make sure his games have good looking waifus.
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>>277991101
Why do you think Rainbow Mika's butt-attack was called the "peach bomber"?
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>>277958374
She is ten because she is a ten. Get it?
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>>277970298
LOL OH MAN THAT PUT ME IN THE LOLZONE HAHAHA
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>>277991589
It was not, it was called the Shooting Peach or the Flying Peach. But I get what you mean with the word "Peach".
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>>277969190
At least you can talk. Who are you?
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>>277983567
Absolutely euphoric.
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>>277987164
Because autists have a hard time reading facial expressions. Autists also happen to be the prime demographic for nintendo games because they never grow up.
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>>277993359
What's wrong, did a Nintendrone push you off your bike, son?
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>>277958241
>those sounds she made against the electric fence
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>>277967390
>Don't have a potato
>Image loaded instantly
>Have to actually dodge a bullet
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>>277987753
What's wrong with her armpits and why does she have a bulge?
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>>277993927

>What's wrong with her armpits

When you take a character model and bend it into an animation it stretches the texture, son.
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>>277994002
Some day we'll have full moving skin without contorting textures.
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>>277988660
This was developed in Canada, that makes no sense.

I also don't know why he thinks they have no facial animations because in Charged I know for a fact they do.
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>>277993927
Puffy.
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>>277959526
LEEET'S GET READY TO SUCK IIIIITTTT
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>>277987753
I love her puffy vulva!
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Post some juicy, well-proportioned Peach
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>>277998091
Would love to but image uploads are busted at the moment.
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>>277998225
Fuck
Someone write a Peach fapfic instead
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>>277998341
Wot's ya fetish?
>>
I dunno
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>>277998858
feet
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>>277971987
Huh, thinking about it Peach has never really been portrayed as a ditz in game.

A Pollyanna at times, sure, but she's never really been stupid.

Hell she probably only gets kidnapped so much because the alternate is going to war with Bowser.
And if the beginning of Galaxy 1 is anything to go by, it wouldn't end well.
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>>277998858
Gloved handjobs, please
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>>277999116
My vote goes to this.
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>>277960673
>>277961138
What game?
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>>277999217
Super Mario Rugby
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>>277999197
To be fair, I am the original fic requester
Though I guess a stockinged foot scene as well as a handjob would make everyone happy
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>>277999397
thanks :3
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>>277999491
No need to thank me.
It's up to the generous author now.
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>>277972340
>pole dance taunt
gif or webm pls?
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>>277992363
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our lewd Nintendo screenshots
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>>277999767
http://i.imgur.com/wJxemCZ.gif
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>enter thread expecting Peach pics
>images are down
fug
Awaiting this fapfic to ease the disappointment
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>>278001395
I wasn't actually writing anything, was too busy getting Star Coins in NSMB-U.

I think I forgot to save after getting them all in Acorn's Plains Blooper level
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>>278001570
Goddamn it why
Any chance of someone taking up the task?
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>>277971312
>someone at Nintendo rendered full 3 dimensional pussy lips on Peach
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>>277969190
Doesn't she shoot the Lich King in the trailer? Reason she's blowing a kiss is because my nigga Arthas is about to revenge ravage that cunt.
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>>277971312
why the fuck nintendo
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>>278001570
I literally came back hoping it would be complete.
Utter dissapointment :(
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>>278004368
Seriously.
Where are the resident writefags? ;_;
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>>277967842
What game?
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>>277963446
5
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>>277979616
in mario sunshine bowser tells bowser jr. that peach is his mom

when peach hears this she believes it too
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>>278003610
No, she's blowing the kiss to Raynor because he was struggling with Diablo so she called in a nuke to help him because that's what ghosts do
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>>277964210
"I"m drawing a map!"
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>>277983567
Why do the thighs look so smooth & sculpted while the ass itself is polygodawful?
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>>278006063
"But it's a drawing of my eyes!"
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>MOM I feel funny!
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I never cared much about Peach but when I played Paper Mario TYD I liked how she was a bit more characterized in it. She had some personality to her and that made me like her more. It also got me interested enough to look up porn of her and fap to her. Is that weird?
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>>278009232
That game had the shower and she ran around naked for a bit so no.
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>>278009232
There are worse waifus like Daisy
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>>277960281
>you'll never take advantage of Peach.
>You'll never NTR Mario
Why live
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I want her to say "I love you" to Mario.
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>>277972340
Palutena has shorts below her skirt.
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>>278009232
It means you like girls for their personalities
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>>277958241
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>>278013793
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>>278013887
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>>278014070
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>>278013793
>>278013887
>>278014070
Every thread until we like it?
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DONKEY KONG
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>>278014226
>tfw no higher quality rip of this

it's a part of history, come on.
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>>278014194
Yes.
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ITS COMFIRMED IM GETTING A FUCKING WIIU FOR CAMELTOE SHOTS !
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>>278013793
>>278013887
>>278014070
>>278014162
I've heard of being flat chested but this is ridiculous
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>>278014485
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I feel like there is a way to get normal Peach panty shots in Smash U. There has to be. The panties are clearly there if the metal version shows them. I feel like I just have to find that sweet spot on the model viewer.
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