Where Men Become Autists...
You realise his attitude doesn't really have anything to do with the fact he's guilty right? The best he can hope for is maybe playing the trans card and getting off easy with a fine and community service.
Honestly, they wouldn't put Chris in the general population.
Not because he'd be killed, but he's emotionally vulnerable. All it takes is one homosexual advance, and he'd turn gay, suck 6 cocks, and be the prison bitch. And he'd enjoy it. Probably cause prison drama about who has rights over his sexy body.
what's fair and what actually happens in the court system could not be farther apart. Coming from a person who got charged with "maintaining a drughouse" because one of my subletters got caught with pot.
Chris is best Pasta Sauce
Attitude plays alot in court. If he goes in there with the whole "I DINDU NUFFIN IT WAS ALL SEGAS FAULT FOR CHANGING HIS ARMS, I WAS PROTESTING YOU SHITLORD" The judge will do everything he can to fuck him over.
Source. I spent alot of time in court.
>Source. I spent alot of time in court.
Wouldn't the court-appointed lawyer simply google "Christian Weston Chandler" and instantly get an autism-case? Seems like an open and shut case. CWC bitching about sonic would just prove the insanity.
If he's lucky the judge will put him some sort of group home or care facility. He really is a complete mess and needs some sort of structure in his life.
To answer op's question if he's put in Gen pop I imagine that he will get picked on and then his ass kicked once he crosses the wrong person. I doubt he will ever make it to regular prison
I'm already a demon...
Hell no. That man will come out of jail a hardened faggot and will go on a fucking crusade of faggotry with blood straight out of someone's period.
It's jail, not prison.
Unless all jails are different depending on states and region.
Exactly. They're gonna make chris get ripped in the yard, and teach him how everyone on the internet was making fun of him, and how to find them.
He's coming, and we're all gonna pay.
Most Court appointed lawyers are not the best and brightest.
Plus in order to prove insanity they would have to prove Chris had no idea what he was doing. Which we all know he knew full well he knew what he was doing. Yes Christ is an autistic trans fuck head but he is still able to stand trial. But I doubt he will even go to trial.
The prosecutor will likely try to make a deal with him but know Chris he will not take it.
He'll probably end up like Richard Speck, a serial killer who was force fed hormones by gang members so he grew tits and ended up being passed around and raped all the time until he died of a heart attack.
Well, after they find his Facebook posts ranting about how a video game character's arms shouldn't be blue and the fact he maced someone, he'll most likely be placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold..CWC is fucked.
The video is damning enough, but now they have Chris admitting on facebook to his unlawful use of pepper spray as well as other crimes.
>trans people getting uppity chris has decided to join their club
>"he's a joke though"
>tfw he looks like every other trans gamer
Top laughs at those that constantly go on about tolerance and acceptance
but their true toxic colours are revealed thanks to chris
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think they send autists like this faggot to the same jail they send hardcore serial killers with a dog fetish.
Jail is a short term stay, usually the city jail, for drunk drivers and other things.
Prison is where you go if you have a longer sentence, and that's what you see in tv shows and movies.
Jail is for sentences less than a year
Prison is for sentences more than a year
Jail is usually a bit less extreme than prison as a result, also considering that residents have more to lose by attempting to escape
people here sure do have a low standard when it comes to an insanity defense
Jail is county shit only for up to 9 months, prison is federal and can be for life
Prison is where the real fucking criminals go.
It's assault, so prison is possible.
JESUS FUCK CHRIS, THAT DRESS
I had a dream that some mad billionaire like notch or someone commissioned a high-budget sonichu movie that was incredibly accurate to the comics.
Would probably be genuinely more entertaining than transformers 4 or whatever came out this year.
Fuck if transformers can get to a fourth movie we should be able to see a big budget production set in the cwcville universe
It depends on the circumstances and where a person lives
An old coworker of mine beat the shit out of a guy that pulled out a gun on him and he ended up only in jail for a few days, but had to pay thousands back to the guy and pay for his medical bills.
CWC is 32 years old and 75% of that post is regression.
You can't tell me that a lawyer can't just show this to any competent Judge and get a severely reduced sentence.
I think he will get immediate psych-help and since CWC is a true and honest sweetheart , he will just get probation.
He has pretty nice legs, everything considered. No homo.
is this real? is he really going into stores and hiding shit?
>christ says that the man getting maced was sega's fault for not changing sonic's arms colour
>I had no idea what I was spraying into another human being's eyes
Yeah, send him to FPMITA Prison.
I'm gonna be so fucking pissed if he gets off, what is it with this pussified society where someone can get away with murder just because they're fucking weird?
>icelandic rhythm guitarist
holy shit, too perfect.
No, guys like him are given a special classification based on his mental disabilities. He'll go where the other crazy inmates go where they are heavily monitored and controlled.
He's not going to go general population, and even if he did he'd be most likely housed with hispanics and whites, and they would eventually see that something isn't right with him and would tell a guard.
I used to be a county guard. I used to see guys like Chris go through all the time.
>Attitude plays a lot in court
>Source. I spent alot of time in court
I'm calling bullshit. I've done jury duty, and just cause a person is an asshole and cries bloody mary in the courtroom it doesn't mean he'll be guilty. IF you've been in a real court, you'd know the saying "Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt" meaning unless there's evidence presented during said court session the guy could've murdered an entire department store and can get away with it. No blood, no knife, no camera footage, no hair follicle from his ass, no punishment. Witnesses mean jack shit as well and the jury means as much as a crowd in a peewee baseball game. It's fucked up.
Also, the good thing is that when he goes through medical processing and find out what meds he takes. The nurses will chart whatever he says, and then he'll see a jail psych. From there some medical stuff happens, he'll get whatever meds he's supposed to get, and he'll get sent to wherever they house the dings (crazy inmates) before having to go to court.
>Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September 2013 after vandalizing an XBox One sign to read "HEXbox One," according to his Facebook post on 6 September 2013. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including Michael Snyder, Megan Schroeder, Mary Lee Walsh, and even his defense attorney Rob Bell.
Chris din do nuffin, it's the troll's faults
>tfw I'm not Chris Chan or Anthony Burch.
>You realise his attitude doesn't really have anything to do with the fact he's guilty right?
He got away with hitting a dude with his car because of the autism card. The question is, will he be able to get away with shit again now that he's been shown to be a repeat offender.
He'd be happy as fuck.
All that database of chris ruining society and people around him, all with dates and other handy data.
He has his work on a silver platter
He got away with that because Michael Snyder showed mercy for some unknown reason.
>A plea bargain was settled upon because Michael did not want Chris and Barb to be stuck with felony charges.
It's not about verdict, it's about the sentencing. Which is entirely up to the judge and they base it on a lot of factors like what he described. Also the judge runs the court, and if chris-chan acts like an autist, the judge will likely make it a lot more difficult to present his case.
He stopped drinking because of that night and turned his life around.
I did construction for about a decade and met a lot of weirdos with stories like that. Happy to be in school working on a STEM degree.
> tfw not CWC
> tfw not Anthony Burch.
The cartoon thing makes a game age less than 'real' looking games, but it still is looking pretty ugly. I don't know how much they changed with their new expansion.
I played when it first came out til BC, and stopped back in game a few times but it was trash.
That game is shit now.
Once they find out he went to jail for a video game characters design change. Especially something simple as someone's arms? Yeah, he'd get destroyed. Not killed, just hurt.
Looking at Chris's past, and the way he acts. I highly doubt they'd send him to jail. Like everyone else said, he'd probably get community service and house arrest.
If he acts too fucked up during trial, he may even get sent to a hospital. Worst case scenario.
That pic reminds me of the Bugs Bunny episode of AVGN
I think it still does the job. You get to see how he went from what was essentially a cute autistic kid who had every boys dream come true, and than it just kind of spirals down from there.
The guy clearly has problems and won't get off free but will actually get help
Isn't the insanity plea actually pretty fucking impossible to prove?
He obviously pre meditated the entire thing, entered the store with an objective and brought pepper spray in case anyone got in his way etc.
It's shitty thinking and all that but he knew full well what he is doing.
threadly reminder that chris got a kid's cat killed because it scratched him
Will this be one of the most bizarre trials of all time?
I mean, we are talking about CWC himself
nigga thats nowhere near as bad
call me when you start getting trolled by a teenager to fuck anime dolls on stream and drink your own dickcheese covered jizz
>Chris-chan, could you tell me about the events leading up to your arrest on the 26th?
"What do you mean the 26th?"
>I mean the 26th of December
"I don't know the months yet, Mr.Wright! But on that day I was campaigning against the new Sonic Boom design and a Jerkop arrested me!!"
>... I didn't get a word of that... what should I ask Chris-chan to clarify?
2) Sonic Boom
3) Chris-chan's campaign
Look up "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS" on the cwcki
If you are too lazy for that, here's tl;dr
>CWC in chat with trolls
>trolls say he's a faggot who wears women underwear
>this was after they coerced him to take a selfy in his moms undies
>CWC sets the record straight by typing I HAVE NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
Actually it goes like this
Whites and Hispanics are housed together
Blacks and Asians are housed together.
And yes, whites and hispanics do get along. The mexican mafia is allied with white prison gangs against the blacks.
You didn't know? He shits himself.
He confessed this on an IRC chat when Clyde Cash and pals said that he owned a bra and panties, to which Chris exclaimed that he owns many pairs of dirty crapped briefs. Ironically, he eventually started wearing womens underwear, most likely shitting himself again.
The Judge is likely to see it for what it is, an autistic man who has the mental capacity of a 12 year old. Chris will likely be sent to a mental facility to receive the help he needs, as Barb is clearly unable to take care of him, and Chris is unable to take care of him self.
>Which is entirely up to the judge
Since fucking when? Are we in the 1700s? Is this Law and order? From my viewpoint, and how they explained it to me, the judge has to follow the same rules are everyone in the court and that's to abide by the laws given and they can only make a judgement when the jury has reached a unanimous decision. When the decision isn't unanimous the trial is hung and there's nothing they can do. Maybe its different in other countries, but in America, its awful and Chris is in, woopdeebloop, 'Murrica
>mfw it will all be in the trial
>mfw it will all be in an official transcript of the case
>mfw 12 poor innocent people will be forced to sit through it all
The high point of his life was winning a sonic contest when he was 12, theres a fucking video of it (of course there is)
Its literally like the moment in a supervillan origin story where the mad scientist gets exposed to gamma radiation and becomes this insane monster for life, but instead of gamma radiation its sonic merchandise.
He wants to revert back to those times in my opinion, changing sonic is haram
After reading the article it sounds more like he enjoyed it. He said he loved getting high and coke was there, so he probably didn't mind being a fuckbuddy if it meant a decent supply of drugs. The purpose of the video was to show off all the law breaking stuff going on in prisons; it'd help their case more if it were rape instead of consensual. But in the end it shouldn't really matter due to all the other stuff.
Holy shit, I remember this guy from dem retarded videos about sonic and where his dad was yelling at him and told him that people will come and take their home or some shit like that. He gone completely insane?
Some are no matter what, but they're trained to bring it down if they're talking with a compliant inmate, or one that just has questions about paperwork or certain processes, like meals and courtline.
I still find it astounding on how well documented CWC is. If we blow ourselves to shit with nuclear fire and some future civilization stumbles on the CWC archives without knowing our language they're going to think that CWC was god-emperor or something. The wiki should act like the nuclear waste facilities and put clear pictures of skulls and shit as warnings.
Because sometimes I get the feeling that even if I lose weight I'll still look like shit. Also just last month I fractured my leg in a high speed car accident.
I might be remembering my dick size wrong, but it does fit in a toilet paper roll (only just, though).
>work full time job with people who hate you
>every day you get treated like shit by the people around you
>stuck dealing with murderers, rapists, and general scum
Besides, when dealing with a gang influenced culture you have to act tough or you get fucked. Prison guards are NOT safe, it's a very fucking dangerous job. Correctional officers have one of the highest mortality rates of any job out there, you'd be better off joining the Army.
>an autistic is video games because I said so!!!!!
Deal with it attentionfag
Well, actually you're empirically wrong here.
Rules state 'Discuss videogames', you shouting that 'this autist is videogames' is patently untrue. So people telling you 'CWC isn't videogames' are factually fucking correct.
Prove me wrong faggot.
bullshit that. anyone would look better having lost some weight
you can't be happy getting horny off of cartoons all day, can you? why not exist on planet earth for once and do some human shit?
God I hope he gets killed. The devil himself came to the world when he was born, and only by exorcising this incredible evil can we, as a society, have any hope for peace, resolution, and advancement.
>there are people who still don't know the difference between jail and prison
Because sometimes I get the feeling that people don't like me and I have a hard time keeping up conversations that aren't about video games or something like that. In fact, I just found out that my friends from high school (some of which I've seen twice a year or more) didn't invite me to their NYE party.
He's a repeat offender and his crimes have been violent ones.
Even if he doesn't go to big-boy prison, this won't keep getting hand-waved away.
The state might commit him if nothing else.
Something happening in a vidya store doesn't make it vidya. If my local gamestop got robbed and I wanted to talk about it, it should be in news if anything. Not on /v/.
This is typical goalpost shifting that accompanies the 'muh culture' whining.
Good job ignoring the second part. He committed the crime to protest the change in Sonic's design in Sonic Boom.
Ball in your court still. Try reading the whole post next time.
the jury decides if he's guilty or not, the judge decides what sentence to give based on what the statute says he can sentence him to
the vast majority of cases don't go to trial, they'll either be dropped or the defendant will accept a deal offered by the prosecutor
so you have a clear interest in video games. do you do something creative? talk to people in the industry, create shit maybe?
there's always some way to gain fulfillment if you know what your interests are, yes even vidya. what makes you happy, chuck?
Rate this bait a 4/10 because I had to reply. Here's a tip though, if you're going to berate people for making fun of autism, calling them retarded doesn't really help your case.
This is how you get rid of a Chris-chan thread if you don't like it.
Well he'll be found guilty because the evidence is overwhelming. The question is how the judge will sentence him.
man it sounds like something he'd do
Please go on.
With sources and so on.
ANd by, "rubbed his dick on" you better mean his naked dick.
Because otherwise you mean rubbed his GROIN on.
Which if clothed is not the same thing.
I like math, and I'm currently studying it at university, although I'm transferring to a new school in January. Maybe I can have the authentic college experience™ there, even though I'm 22 and going in as a 2nd semester sophomore. I think the biggest mistake in my life was wasting 3 years before seriously going to college.
Nobody cares what you anti-cwc posters have to say.
He is literally the pope of vidya related autism and will always be more entertaining than console war and weeb threads.
Settle in and get used to it newfags.
>an autist was upset about something, that makes it vidya!
Nope. If you wanted to make a thread talking about how you disliked the design changes in sonic boom it would be a vidya thread. The problem is focus, CWC isn't a videogame, thus any threads about him are not vidya.
There used to be an image about degrees of separation where '1st' would be discussing vidya itself (aka discussing subject matter), 2nd would be discussing the design of the game, or how a certain chair makes you play vidya better because you're more comfortable when playing vidya (discussing subject matter directly related to vidya). What you're doing here is trying to justify it in a matter of "DISCUSS SHITTING TECHNIQUES CAUSE THEN YOU'RE COMFIER WHICH MAKES YOU PLAY VIDYA BETTER!" which is only 'related' via long tangents (aka, it isn't related at all).
>ANd by, "rubbed his dick on" you better mean his naked dick.
>Because otherwise you mean rubbed his GROIN on.
>Which if clothed is not the same thing.
>People really are this stupid and anal about the dumbest of details
Chris-Chan level autist detected. Time to protest Sonic's arm color
Being passionate about something doesn't make you right though. They can shout as long as they want to, they're still wrong.
>I hope the judge is a red blooded conservative
Let me put it this way: Virginia is the homestate of Robert E. Lee and one of the birthstates of the Confederate States of America, what do you think the chances are?
It's been totally destroyed.
Blanca smashed it up and burned it, I'm pretty sure
And then Bluespike made Chris shove his next medallion up his ass
I might have the two events confused
If he could explain, it wouldn't be a fetish.
How in the fuck is that guy not still in prison?
He took a plea bargain last time, but rumor has it, him and his mom don't have enough money to retain that same lawyer. If he has a court appointed attorney he may not get as good an offer.
He's basically the personification of all the bad things about /v/. Plus he's been around since 2007, so a lot of oldfags still like to talk about him. Personally I'm fascinated because if I didn't see this shit with my own eyes I wouldn't believe it. It's fascinating how extreme this guy's situation is. You may think I have no life or something for being interested in him, but I'd argue that I'm no worse than people who watch reality TV or read celebrity gossip.
Back to Reddit and Tumblr you newfag sjw cuntface nigger. We having a CWC thread.
What is it with Chris and ugly as fuck brunettes?
Pic related: Left is The Wallflower.
Hey faggot, if you want to talk about video games so much how about you report this thread and go fucking talk about video games in one of the other threads on this board. There have always been Chris-Chan threads on /v/ and there will be right up until he gets shived in prison.
>Asian men make prime grade boy pussy.
Jail politics aren't what you think it is. I don't know about state prison, but in county the straight guys don't go out of their way to fuck another guy in the ass. The gay inmates do, but they're only housed with other gay inmates, and even then they have to be sneaky about it.
But in any case, it's a bit of a toss-up what will happen to Chris based on state law, department policy, and how they deal with the criminally insane.
I don't know.
>If he could explain, it wouldn't be a fetish.
That don't make no goddamn sense.
I like the idea of a big muscular woman impregnating other women with breast milk because I have identity issues, feelings of emasculation and sexual frustration that all cause me to identify sexually with the prospect of a muscular woman due to jealousy of finer male specimens, aditionally the ease of fertilization that breast milk semen (lactesemen) would warrant showcases the extent of my sexual frustration and desire to impregnate other women. What you got to say now, brainiac?
You're misrepresenting that image to fit your argument because you personally have some grudge against CWC, or you just don't want to be wrong.
You can talk about things pertaining to video games, and this definitely pertains to video games because this autist committed the crime solely because of video games.
We're not talking about an autist who committed a crime because he's an autist.
He committed a crime because of a design change in Sonic Boom which is no different than the threads that happened when that 14 year old shot his grandmother over being allowed to play Call of Duty.
How is "Autist attempts to vandalize Sonic Boom merchandise because of design change" not video games to you? If you really don't see how this has no connection to your shitting analogy you're too far gone to continue this discussion.
This. Plus the "Scared Straight" shit you see on that show is an exaggeration. Believe it or not, most prisoners genuinely do not want those kids to end up in prison either and they put on a show. Prison rape exists, but it's not like fucking Oz in there.
>Do you think Chris will get killed in jail?
I hope so. I'm tired of his ugly face being posted constantly. It was funny years ago, but ever since he tried to become a girl it's just been sad.
If I had one I would attempt to conduct the introspective research necessary to decipher such a thing, but as I don't share it I cannot give a reasonable explanation as to why you feel particularily attracted to feet.
He's burned down his own home.
He's got multiple cases of harassment and assault.
He's not stable and Barb can't control him.
I honestly think he needs an institution or a halfway home or some shit.
It would do a lot to filter out the trolls.
How is it possible to not finish high school? I mean did you make a concious decision not to or did you burn it down, or something?
You don't express yourselves like a degenerates, so I'm legitimately curious.
If they give him some drawing utensils he might have the opportunity to create his finest works yet. He would be taken advantage of and abused in prison but inmates are usually given the option to serve their sentence in isolation wards.
I can see how this might related to some of the more socially awkward people, not just with 4chan but anything virtual. It becomes their real world, to a point.
And that is the sad thing about Chris-Chan, he might be batshit crazy but I bet there's a part of him that believes in some weird universe Sonic is real.
He did once. A few years ago he was holding out for an 18-25 year old, pure white, nonsmoker, who weighed 100lbs and would be willing to work while he stayed at home and played with legos all day.
He just went for the Wallflower because it was available.
>Primary = Discussing subject at hand
This would be videogames
>Secondary = Discussing something directly related to subject
Battlestations, Headsets, Televisions, How being comfortable makes you play better, Arthritis related to gaming, Favorite developers etc.
>Tertiary = Something weakly related to primary subject
Sonic boom -> 'protest-> assault on gamestop employee -> Autistic fuckhead.
CWC isn't vidya, fuck off. But hey, it's up to you to actually prove that he's 'vidya related' in the first place and you haven't.
I just realize now that I'm looking at a cwc thread in new year while drinking alone in my bed
I can somewhat explain it as a fetish, although _why_ its desirable I can't really answer. I totally get why people freak out over it.
Just takes a certain mindset to reduce yourself down to something that people are going to oogle non-stop and treat as a sex object. Absurdly huge breast enlargement, especially done cheap - huge spherical bolt ons and stuff, or huge lips, crap face-lifts, gigantic ass-enhancement, you name it.
Basically spending money to become a sex toy and sacrificing a lot of 'normal' life for it. It should be easy to understand from that angle, I think.
In short, I see a botched tit job with some giant bolt-on tits and I think "holy fuck what a dirty bitch", not "ew".
Not either of the guys you responded too, but I dropped out because of lack of motivation and discipline. I pretty much had the mentality and social skills of a fucking elementary schooler and my parents didn't give a shit so high school was a disaster. Eventually I went back to school and aced all my college classes, but I still cringe when I think back to what kind of person I was during my mid/late teens.
What is the point of whining about this like a little girl?
Go fuck yourself. You are 4chans bane. Newfags like you coming into MY board trying to tell ME what belongs!? Fuck you.
> Still arguing this irrelevant bullshit
The fact that these threads regularily hit 4 or 5 hundred posts means that nobody gives a fuck if it isn't technically vidya.
You might as well be a vegan whining at people to stop eating meat.
Except there's no strong link to sonic with him. He isn't a sonic dev, he's not the studio that developed sonic. He's just a random autist.
He'd have to be STRONGLY related to the primary subject in order to be a secondary subject. Like hideo kojima is vidya because he's strongly connected to metal gear
It came out of fucking nowhere too. Chris had finally developed something vaguely resembling common sense and was laying low pretty low, then out of the blue we're all reading about his goddamn house burning to the ground.
I think it was his coffee maker or something.
You really are new to this huh?
His mom is a hoarder, and they had a ton of cardboard boxes, paper, and junk all over their home. The kitchen was so cluttered with junk that they couldn't plug in appliances, so he plugged in his Keurig machine in the bathroom.
Apparently bathroom outlets are unstable and only good for plugging in small thing like electric shavers or something. The fire started there, and spread really fast because of all the clutter.
Didnt he make like thousands of dollaridoos on Ebay selling photos of himself with the title "signed sonichu author portraits" for 50 bucks each and also selling signed "original sonichu art" for like 200 bucks?
There were alot of people from the sonichuwiki buying it and other people "fascinated" with his life.
>implying chris isnt a dev
>based off of the lore of sonichu vol I - X
>should be coming to kickstarter once he's out of jail
Too stupid to come up with an argument, tries to redirect me to an image.
You're an idiot. Don't come in here trying to say what is and isn't appropriate newfag. You don't know anything. This isn't the first time Chris-Chan has been brought up because HE IS VIDEO GAME NEWS
I'm 277755414. I got a late diagnosis and missed some therapies that could've helped if I had been younger. Up to the diagnosis becoming final and factual, teachers were playing hot potato, with me being the potato, in school. Couple that with a few years of being homeschooled, a few where I decided to try public school; because I wanted to feel normal/be near friends... It's complicated. By the time I got to grade 9, I realized I wasn't up to snuff; to make it through highschool, with my incomplete education, up to that point. Since then, I used the computer as my connection to the outside world (and teacher), went from being very dumb to somewhat normal. My parents have really helped me out a lot. Which is why I'm not another CWC.
Some people pull out of high school because they have to work. I almost had to drop out at 17 because my dad passed away and I had to bring in a second income for us to keep the house. Only reason I passed is because my senior year was all piss-easy classes.
I don't know about thousands, but he made some cash. Knowing him and his mom's financial situation though, he probably spent it all on legos, vidya, and junk from Salvation Army/Goodwill and doesn't have enough for a good lawyer.
>In late 2009, he returned to Wal-Mart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a sports bra.
Jesus, I feel sorry for that woman.
>Chris has had a more exciting life than you have
>there are people that genuinely care about Chris when he is in trouble
>you want to be an artist someday but currently can't draw any better than Chris
>Chris isn't a virgin but you are
>Chris is in better shape than you are
>Chris-chan isn't alone this New Years but you are
"It had to be drawn from a hat, and I just...I won."