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DRAW QUEST VII: THE RETURN OF DRAW QUEST

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Welcome! Long time no see, Anon.

For the first time in months, another epic (or not so epic) quest of a brave, young warrior begins. Or maybe just the quest of some schmuck, I don't know.

Just a heads up, my computer got wiped due to a nasty virus, and I lost all the original Draw Quest image files. So, until I can find archives of the threads, we'll have to start a new game.

So, to begin: Who are you?

6 decides.
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An old man.
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>>277621013
A turkey.
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>>277621013
oh hey, you're back

You're a spooky ghost
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>>277621013
A skeleton in a sombrero
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>>277621013
A cute little robot.
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>>277621013
Long time no see Questy!

I am a black cat.
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>>277621013
HE-MAN
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a penis
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>>277621636
You're a black cat!

Just a normal black cat, or what? Do you have any special powers or anything?
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>>277622147
You have the powers to seduce any wonen, no matter what species.
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>>277622147
You are a talking cat who it super persuasive and also you hsve a heart of gold.
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dong expanding powers
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>>277622147
you're a cat that turns into a magical girl
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>>277622147
powers to fly upwards at 600 mph instantly
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>>277622873
>>277622302
>>277622352
rerolling these COMBINED
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>>277622147
You live forever and randomly jump to different time period
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>>277622946
ayy lmao
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>>277622946
oh shit! We got a WINRAR
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>>277622946
This should be interesting.
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>>277622946
hot DAMN DUDE
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>>277622302
>>277622946
>any wonen
Well shit. Wha the fuck is that gonna be
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>>277622946
No lady can deny jet cat.
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>>277622147
The cat faster than the flash.
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>>277622946
You're no ordinary black cat. You can talk, and are able to seduce women of any species. You're also very kind and persuasive, and your heart is made out of gold. I don't think that's healthy. Oh well.

Oh yeah and you can FUCKING JUMP INTO THE AIR AT 600 MPH HOLY SHIT

These powers could come in handy.

So what's your goal in life?
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>>277623795
Become the richest being in the universe.
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>>277623795
To become the World's strongest.
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>>277623795
To fully complete the National Dex.
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>>277623795
Be a little girls with frog legs
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>>277623795
To become HUMAN.
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>>277623795
to fuck michelle obama
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>>277623795
to find the person who killed your parents
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>>277623795
To crash a plane with no survivors.
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>>277623795

To become famous at being a cat.
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>>277623795
TO GET FUCKING PISSED
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>>277623795
Search for the crystal skull.
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>>277624038
and this
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>>277623795
To become a bartender.
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>>277623795
To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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>>277623795
To make a living drawing furry vore on the internet.
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>>277623795
To be the Universe's greatest Warrior.
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>>277623795
To find a wife and make a ska band.
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>>277624126
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>>277623795
to join lizard squad
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>>277624126
Seems like it'll be easy, considering our powers. Think of the advice we can give!
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>>277623795
To get rid of these superpowers and become a normal cat like everyone else.
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>>277623927
>>277623963
>>277624008
reroll these three
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>>277624126
That's right, you want to be a bartender!

A talking, jumping cat bartender. Everything seems right there.

So, what's your first action to achieve your goal?
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>>>>277624690
why not all 3 OP?!?!? ITS A GRAND FUCKING QUEST
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>>277624784
>Update
steal a pub stool
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>>277624784
Go to Bartender College, of course! And to seduce some bitches and hoes.
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>>277624784
Go raise money for bartending school by giving out lessons on seducing women
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>>277624784
kill the president of russia
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>Draw Quest VII
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>>277624784
"acquire" a liquor liscence
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>>277624784
fuck michelle obama at the white house's grand ball
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>>277624784
If we make a bar they will come.
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>>277624784
Go onto /v/ and start a Draw Quest.

4 decides, for the Quest-in-a-Quest
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>>277624784
Kill yourself
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>>277624784
Go to an evil rich woman's house and try to steal her money to start your business.
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>>277623795
To bring about the New World Order.
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>>277624784
go to Giorgio Tsoukalos's house for advice
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>>277624784
Rob a bank to get the capital required to open a bar!
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>>277625016
ok
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>>277624784
Rob a bank.
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>>277624784
Hunt down the man with no name who claims to be the most powerful stand user in existance cause he is made of pure solid gold
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>>277625016
You decide to rob a BANK. Free MONEY, right?

You arrive at the BANK, to see a POLICEMAN and a FAT HOBO outside.

There's a DOUGHNUT and a RUSTY SHIV lying on the ground, near the FAT HOBO.

What do YOU do?
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>>277625016
Using the power of our stand, Propane Nightmare.
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>>277625821
Using your superhuman speed, you manage to steal the doughnut and rusty shiv, then leap on to the roof of the building out of sight.
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>>277625821
Dive onto the Doughnut. It's free fucking food, and I'm hungry as shit.
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>>277625821
Walk into the bank.
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>>277625821
I poop in front of the guard.
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>>277625821
You use your superhuman speed to punch the guard and the hobo, then hide.
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>>277625821
Swooce right in.
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>>277625821

Dress up as a hobo and gain the hobo's trust.
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>>277625821
Use the doughnut to distract the cop, shiv the hobo while he's not looking, and procede into the building.
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>>277625821
You tackle the guard so fucking hard that he breaks through the fucking wall.
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>>277626120
rerolling for this

superspeed swooce
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>>277625821
use the donut to distract the policeman and run into the bank
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>>277625821
You fly on the roof and drop a bowling ball on the guard's head.
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>>277625821
purr at the guard's feet, and lead him to the doughnut.
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>>277626286
11/10
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>>277626286
Are we going to have to go on a quest for a bowling ball?
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>>277625821
Use your flying powers to give the cop the biggest fucking suplex known to man. Easiest way in.
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>>277625821
Jump on to the roof of the bank with your ridiculous jump skills
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>>277624905

You smug little shit give me DQ7 3DS.
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>>277623795
To be the world's greatest programmer.
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>>277626286
You jump to the top of the building, and drop a bowling ball on the guard's head. Ouch.

He is killed instantly by the impact. His skull is crushed, his brains mashed to a fine paste.

It was his last day on the job. He was going to go home to his wife and three kids. Spend more time with them. Finally take Joseph to that ball game. Well, now Joseph doesn't have a dad to go to the ball game, now does he, you fucking monster.

You gained 20 EXP!

The FAT HOBO is alarmed. He's screaming and flailing about. More GUARDS come outside to see what's the ruckus. There's also an air vent of sorts, just out of reach. Maybe you can jump into it?

What do YOU do?
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>>277627101
Start crying, lamenting on what you just done and pray to God to forgive your sins.
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>>277627101
leap up fat hobo and maul is broke ass
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>>277627101
Pin the blame on the pigeon. The pigeon did it! Surely, they will believe the talking cat in this case.
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>>277627101
Check the card the old man on the boat gave you and jump into the air vent without a second thought.
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>>277627101
read the bible
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>>277627101
take a catnap on the police mans corpse. Any help that comes to investigate would not suspect a napping cat as the culprit.
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>>277627101
Jump up high in the air, then yell out "KAMEHAMEHA" and shoot an energy wave at the hobo.
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>>277627236
No, pin the blame on the HOBO, of course.
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>>277627101
Tell the guards the hobo did it
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>>277627101
FLY UPWARDS AT 600 MPH
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>>277627236
Are you sure you want to do that? You'll blow your cover.
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>>277627728
What's a hobo gonna do? Go to the local zoo and pick a fight with the biggest gorilla you can find
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>>277627728
Reconsider, and drop another bowling ball atop the Hobos head.
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>>277627728
I changed my mind.

Jump down, grab the hobo, and jump up into the air with him AT 600 MPH, then drop his body on the guards.
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>>277627728
Fuck no, jump into the vent and steal all the cash while the guards are occupied.
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aren't there always like 8 of these on /tg/?
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>>277627728
Say fuck it and go into that hole in the wall. Surely must lead to the inside right? The guards will be too distracted with the dead body outside.
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>>277627728
Perhaps not.
Stealthily attempt to enter the air vent.
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>>277627875
Reroll.

Also do a smelly cat pee on the hobo in the air.
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>>277627728
JUMP INTO THE VENT AT 600 MPH
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>>277627996
Oh fuck.
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>>277627728
Fall off the building like a dumb asshole
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>>277627728
just go down the vent asshole
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>>277627996
Nothing at all can go wrong with this idea.
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>>277627996
Shit yeah.
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>>277627996
what's the worse that could happen
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>>277627996
best idea
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>>277627996
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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>>277627996
You jump into the vent at 600 MPH.

After ricocheting down the vent, you end up in a small, dark room. Smells pretty dank in here. You can see light pour in through the cracks of a DOOR.

What do YOU do?
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>>277628604

Wait.
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>>277628604
Squirt a smelly cat pee through the crack in the door.
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>>277628604
go in the door
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>>277628604
jump into door at 600 mph
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>>277628604
GOOD THING I'M A DOG LOVER
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>>277628604
walk through the door like a bawss
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>>277628604
Take a shit that slides through the door vents
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>>277628604
Jump again to burst through the door confusing everyone inside
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>>277628604

Activate the self-destruct systems.
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>>277628604
Break through the wall next to the door instead using your speed.
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>>277628604
jump at door at 600 MPH
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>>277628604
Sniff the perimeter! Are there any markings or any indication that something has been in this room recently?
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>>277628786

Oh boy
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>>277628604
Go to the malt shop
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>>277628604
Pick up a nearby blunt and smoke it, all the while wondering what happened to the caveman
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>>277628786
WHY NOT
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>>277628786

Well shit.
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>>277628767
>>277628786
Fair enough
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>>277628786
Yes.
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>>277628786
not fast enough
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>>277628604
Jump at the door, all those dank memes in the air will probably give us kitty emphysema
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>>277628786
ayy lmao
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>>277628786
Who knew this power would come such in handy?
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>>277628896
heh
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>>277628786
You jump at the door at 600 MPH.

You crash through several walls, and end up across the street at the...
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>>277629598

Dog Pound.
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>>277629598
Malt shop!
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>>277629598

Malt shop
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>>277629598
malt shop
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>>277629598
Reddit convention.
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>>277629598
Local Gun Shop/Range run by racist dogs/conspiracy theorists
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>>277629598
...security guard building.
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>>277629598
A mobster hideout that are full of expert martial artists.
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>>277629598
Brothel.
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>>277629598
Bar
NOW YOUR QUEST TO BECOME A BARTENDER TRULY BEGINS!
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>>277629598
Malt shop
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>>277629598
Catnip fields
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>>277629598
The Malt Shop.
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>>277629816
THE PLOT THICKENS
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>>277629816
wow
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>>277629876
>>277629816
>>277629598
Oooo whatcha con do OP?
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>>277630039
The gun shop has a built in bar, obviously.

It's made of pinewood.
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>>277630204
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>>277630204
>pinewood
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>>277630412
The sign above their head says "Let's Get Wasted."
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>>277629816
You wind up in a gun shop, run by racist dogs and conspiracy theorists.

The owner, a grizzled HUSKY, seems upset. A BASSET HOUND and a crazy SCHNAUZER stand near him.

What do YOU do?
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>>277630554
Jump again
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>>277630554
Jump at them at 600 mph
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>>277630554
seduce all the dogs and become their leader
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>>277630554
Attempt to seduce the HUSKY, hoping that she is female.
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>>277630616
>>277630626
Oh lordy
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>>277630554

Start pissing while doing a jump spin at 600mph getting catpiss in all their eyes, grab a gun and jump back into the bank to rob it.
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>>277630616
>>277630626
DUN DUN
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>>277630204
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>>277630626
>>277630616
>7 seconds apart
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>>277630554
ask if they have any .22lr
they don't
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>>277630616
>>277630626
Time to teach those dogs about wake-up shoryukens.
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>>277630616
>>277630626
>>277630876
>>277630906
yes
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>>277630616
>>277630626
>>277630906
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>>277630616
>>277630626
>>277630876
>>277630906
ASK THEM IS THEY HAVE .22lr BEFORE SHORYUKENING THEM AT 600MPH
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>>277630616
>>277630626
You jump again, bursting through the roof.

You exit Earth's atmosphere, and hurtle towards the sun.

We you collide with the sun, it turns a black hue, and turns all dogs on Earth into cats. Black cats.

What do YOU do now?
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>>277631476
Jump again
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>>277631476
jump out of the sun
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>>277631476
>dat six

Also, you've achieved Elder God status.
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>>277631476
Train on the moon for 3 years to increase your speed even further.
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>>277631476
seduce sun so we don't get killed
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>>277631476
go back to the funshop and ask for .51 gyrojet
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>>277631476
Swooce back down to Earth at 600 MPH
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>>277631476

we must jump harder
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>>277631476
Jump back
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>>277631476
KEEP
JUMPING
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>>277631476
600mph can't make you go that fast.
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>>277631739
who cares, just keep jumping
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>>277631616
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>277631616
>>
>>277631616
fuck
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>>277621013
Funny someone mentioned you in a thread last night, speak of the devil, eh?
>>
Off topic slightly, but does anyone know who made it and what adventure where we were a skeleton and we fought a giant demon king. I remember the thread exploding in hype when it was happening.
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>>277631616
You SWOOCE back down to Earth at 600 MPH. Powered by your Elder God status, the blow obliterates everything within a 300 mile radius. Except for the MONEY in the BANK, of course.

What do YOU do?
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>>277631616
But wait
We jumped UP at 600 MPH
Now we're trying to go back DOWN at 600 MPH
Wouldn't that mean we're just gonna stop?
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>>277632248
Get the money and use it to make a bar.
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>>277632248
Steal the money, hide it, then rest due to extreme exhaustion.
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>>277632248
CASH IN MONEY IN THE BANK TO BECOME WWE CHAMPION
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>>277631476
You still need money and a bar.

Threaten to jump the sun out of the solar system unless we're given both a bar and the money required to operate it.
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>>277632248
Head over to the Malt Shop, with the money of course.
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>>277632248
Fuck this shit, we don't need earth we will start a bar at the edge of the universe, jump off the barren rock that is earth at 600 mph and cause a chain reaction of planets crashing into each other that destroys the solar system for good. Even the secret hidden martian bases.
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>>277632248
Jump into the money and then jump to Borneo
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>>277632248
create bar dimension
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>>277632248
Get the money and make your own sports bar, settle down in Florida with a family, and retire peacefully.
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>>277632248
Try to master the speedforce.
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>>277632248
Acquire LOOT, then progress out of the crater we've created.

>>277632260
Slingshot effect around the sun. Plus, loss of velocity when going up.
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>>277632248
Bounce at every sack of money at 600 MPH then bounce back to space, where you find an intergalactic space bar, which you buy.
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>>277632248

great! you have no competition now, time to open up that bar
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>>277632248
Remake earth into a giant bar for other elder gods to drink in.

Or something, fuck if I know.
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>>277632248
Use the money to start up your very own used car dealership.
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>>277632248
Realize that we time traveled because our falling speed , and now we are in 3040.
In 2016, Merkel revived hitler and the nazi germany arised again, dominating the whole world.
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>>277632496
some sick shit
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>>277632247
Yeah it was the halloween thread. That was super duper fun
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>>277632496
Some Bayonetta shit right here.
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>>277632496
YOU collect all the money, bounce back to space, and YOU find an intergalactic space bar, which YOU buy with the money.

So, YOU did it! YOU have a bar now! But YOU have to run it.

Quick, customers are asking for DRINKS! What do YOU do?
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>>277633195
Give 'em drinks that'll make everyone bounce around like you
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>>277632496
FUCKING THIS
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>>277633195
Oh shit, quickly seduce the feminine sounding space drinks into combining in a sex cocktail or something.
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>>277633195
Get some Malt drinks. It's the latest craze. Also flirt with a nearby hot alien mama
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>>277633195
jump at them with their drinks in hand to give to them
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>>277633195
Give them drinks that will let them also bounce at 600 MPH, except they can't control it.
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>>277633272
>>277633327
Fuuuuuck, reroll that shit
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>>277633195
Turn the bar into a Malt Shop, and wonder where the caveman is
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>>277633195
seduce aliens
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>>277633195
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI
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>>277633195
Create drinks while seducing people
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>>277633195
Start up an elaborate dance number in which you learn how to mix drinks
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>>277633195
Jump to get them drinks at 600MPH
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>>277633195
Hire a one legged ginger scottish bald man.
and serve our first two customers, two space fortune hunters, one of them is blond and handsome and the other is a messy pile of hair with lips.
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>>277633327
>>277633195
>>
>>277633195
Calmly serve aliens the drinks they asked for.
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>>277633195
Put random drinks together in a shaker and jump up and down to shake them up into the best damn martini this side of the galaxy.

Also I'm sure the space bar's ceilings are reinforced and can handle it so don't worry about a thing.
>>
Serve drinks at Sanic speed. And then seduce drunk alien women
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>>277633383
Re-rolling
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>>277633195
Realize you have no skills in mixing drinks, especially for aliens
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>>277633195
You realize that the bartender life isn't for you, so you hire a bartender to serve the drinks.

Meanwhile you keep occupied working at the bar as the BOUNCER!
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>>277633506
Well damn
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>>277633506
fuck.
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>>277633506
>>
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>>277633506
YOU realize YOU don't know how to mix DRINKS, especially not ALIEN DRINKS.

The ALIENS are getting agitated.

What do YOU do?
>>
>>277633195
Hire a cute alien bartender, and spend your days sleeping on the bar's bar next to her, making it a comfier place, but also keeping an eye for intergalactic scum willing to show up and cause trouble
>>
>>277633909
Bounce out that punk joint with all the money you just stole back
>>
>>277633909
Start free styling to a sick ass beat. Surely that will distract them.
>>
>>277633909
Under the pressure try to make them drinks, however those drinks give them all of your powers but they can't control them.
>>
>>277633909
Tell them they will only get their drinks if they beat you in a race
>>
>>277633909
hire a 2D qt animu grill to strip
>>
>>277633909
Roll to seduce some busty female aliens to help you run your business and placate the customers.
>>
>>277633909
Cut yourself and give them your blood to drink
>>
>>277633909
mix pizza + orange juice in the blender, serve them all.
>>
>>277633909
Get depressed and fuck whores.
>>
>>277633909
Distract them with a sexy alien poledancer you hired with your money!
>>
>>277633991
Reroll
>>
>>277633909
Run around and spread your fire.
At 600 MPH
>>
>>277633909
How hard can it be? Let's just learn on the fly, if anything happens we can just burn down the place with our demigod powers and collect the insurance.
>>
>>277633912
Rerolling
>>
>>277634096
Things are about to get real sexy in this thread.
>>
>>277634043
reroll
>>
>>277634096
>>277634126
>>277634156
FUCK
>>
>>277633909
MAKE SHIT UP ON THE FLY
>>
>>277633909
Put out a help wanted add for a Bartender and bounce everyone out of the bar until you hire one.
>>
>>277634096
>Hiring them
>Not just seducing them and having them do it for free
>>
>>277634096
they are actually dickgirls
>>
>>277634096
>>277634126
>>277634156
>>277634226

WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO OP?
>>
>>277633909
hire a 3 titted cocktail waitress to distract your patrons
>>
>>277633909
You realize your new goal in life, to commit lots of INSURANCE FRAUD.

Burn the bar to the ground.
>>
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>>277634096
>>277634126
YOU distract them with a sexy alien stripper. YOU swooce out of there, and as YOU do, YOU light everything on fire.

YOU shed a tear, wishing >>277634156 could have happened. Maybe YOU'll find another BAR.

What do YOU do?
>>
>>277634631
EVERYTHING
>>
>>277634871
Head over to the Alien Malt Shop with Alien Skooks and the gang
>>
>>277634871
Let's go collect the insurance money from that accidental fire, then buy a new bar on the other side of the galaxy, then do >>277634156
>>
>>277634871
As you swooce out of there, you accidentally shit yourself.
>>
>>277634871
SUMMON GEORGE WASHINGTON
>>
>>277634871
suicide because we failed our dreams
>>
>>277634871
Realize that your dream has fallen apart and swooce out of an opening in the bar
>>
>>277634871
Let's go get bartender training first, find a wise ol bartender hermit on some isolated planet and study under his harsh but fair tutelage to become the best bartender ever.
>>
>>277634871
open a seedy dive bar truck stop and own a lazer baseball bat
>>
>>277635024
reroll
>>
>>277635096
yessss
>>
>>277634871
take a shit and slip on it
>>
>>277635096
He is also Yoda
>>
>>277634871
To become a better bartender you must better understand booze.

Begin your spirit(s) journey to drink every type of alcoholic beverage in existence.
>>
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>>277635429
>spirit(s) journey
>>
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>>277635096
YOU travel to a distant planet, where you meet an old HERMIT named GIUSEPPE, who happens to be a retired bartender. YOU spend years training under him, learning all he knows.

10 years pass. On his deathbed, GIUSEPPE tells you of a special drink mix he has stored in his BASEMENT. He gives you the KEY to the BASEMENT, telling you to pass his legacy on.

Tears in your eyes, YOU promise GIUSEPPE YOU will, staying with him until he peacfully passes away.

YOU head towards the BASEMENT, not knowing what lies beyond the old, wooden door.

What do YOU do?
>>
>>277635896
Jump at that door.
>>
>>277635896
Drink all of the special ingredient
>>
>>277635896
Fuck being a bartender rob banks instead
>>
>>277636006
Saw it coming from 600 miles away.
>>
>>277635896
I know it's been a while but you left a perfectly good doughnut outside that crater that used to be a bank. You should see if its still there.
>>
>>277636006
fuck, why did i even suggest the 600 mph power
>>
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>>277636006
Well fuck
>>
>>277636006
GOD DAMMIT
>>
EXPLODE!
>>
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>>277636006
God fucking dammit, I saw that one coming

YOU jump at the door, smashing it into pieces. YOU fall downwards for quite some time, until striking the ground, creating a crater.

YOU feel a presence other than yourself in the BASEMENT.

The DRINK MIX sits across from you, on the other side of the room. A small light shines on it.

What do YOU do?
>>
>>277636507
Fight the other presence by jumping into it
>>
>>277636507
Call that bitch ass nigga out hiding in the darkness.
>>
>>277636507
Get the mix.
At 5 MPR.
>>
>>277636507
Examine drink mix
>>
>>277636507
Take out a bag of sand and a bag of salty milk and coins, then gently, gently, switch out the bags for the drink mix so the rolling ball trap doesn't go off.

Then go and have a grand reopening of your bar.
>>
>>277635349
With tears running down your eyes, you whisper, "For Giuseppe" and SMASH INTO THE HEART OF THE OTHER PRESENCE AT 601 MPH, THAT EXTRA MPH LEARNED FROM HARD WORK AND TUTELAGE UNDER YOUR PASSED MASTEER

FUCK YOU EVIL PRESENCE!!
>>
>>277636507
Jump at the mix and grab it.
>>
>>277636507
check inventory, making sure there's room for the drink mix.
>>
>>277636507
SUMMON HITLER
>>
>>277636507
walk casually and get the drink, ignoring your feels
>>
>>277636507
Assert your dominance towards the presence by flailing your fat dick all over the place.
>>
>>277636959
Rolling for this again.
>>
>>277636959
Yet again. We must assert our cat dominance.
>>
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>>277636776
YOU examine the DRINK MIX."GALAXY GULP!" "This drink is out of this world!" it reads.

The light flickers off.

What do YOU do?
>>
>>277636507
You are a smart cat. You know this is all trap. A trap from YOUR ALL TIME RIVAL! FAT HOBO'S WHITE CAT! You grew up together in the streets, but, while you decided to be a bank robber, he stayed and tried to take care of his owner. You destroyed him. You destroyed the Earth. BUT NOW HE'S BACK, AND HE IS LOOKING FOR REVENGE
>>
>>277637202
piss in it
>>
>>277637202
Examine scary yellow eyes.
>>
>>277637202
BEHIND YOU
Also, why isn't your fire illuminating the room?
>>
>>277637202
Take out our big shining cat penis and flail it around the room so we can assert our dominance.
>>
>>277637202
Eat all of it at 600 MPH.
>>
>>277637202
Jump at 600mph
>>
>>277637202

Put yourself out. Have you been seriously been on FIRE for 10 years now?
>>
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>>277637346
>>
>>277637202
SUMMON HITLER
>>
Dis gon b gud
>>
>>277637458
reroll
>>
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>>277637346
YOU flail your CATHOOD around to assert dominance!

It failed!

What now?
>>
>>277637716
drop the drink mix like a stupid asshole
>>
>>277637716
Jump at 600mph towards the eyes.
>>
>>277637716
SUMMON HITLER
>>
>>277637202
Read the fine print, better check and make sure it's not flammable.
>>
>>277637716
Uncensor your penis
>>
>>277637716
Let's go reopen our bar, but this time with lot's of big breasted alien women we seduced into working for us.
>>
>>277637716
Jump at 600mph punching a hole reality.
>>
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>>277637786
Fuck this thread
>>
>>277637716
Summon stalin
>>
>>277637786
Oh, shit. Here we go~
>>
>>277637716
Mix up some Galaxy Gulp and offer it to the dude/thing hiding in the dark.
>>
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>>277637786
>>
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>>277637786
YOU cast SUMMON HITLER. It costs 10 MP. It succeeds!

HITLER appears in a flash of smoke. YOU feel nostalgic.

What do YOU do now?
>>
>>277638130
unsummon hitler
>>
>>277638130

Put the yellow eyed monster into an Easy-Bake Oven.
>>
>>277638130
Jump upwards at 600 mph
>>
>>277638130
SUMMON STALIN AND MAKE THEM FIGHT
>>
>>277638130

Mix up Galaxy Gulp and give the drink to Hitler.
>>
>>277638130
Call him a stupid asshole and summon pissed off Kirby
>>
>>277637786
Summon all the old gods alongside hi and throw a raging party to test your drink making skills.
>>
>>277638130
Remember what you were doing here in the first place
>>
>>277638130
Have Hitler retrieve the drink mix.
>>
>>277638130
Have Hitler gas the monster
>>
>>277638130
Use Hitler's REICH BEAM on the UNKNOWN PRESENCE!!!
>>
>>277638130
JUMP AT THE MONSTER
>>
>>277638130
Use your fire from your body to illuminate the room.
>>
>>277638130
use his nazi powers to defeat all enemies
>>
>>277638130

GET FUCKING PISSED.
>>
go sleep on hitler's keyboard
>>
>>277638130
Piss in drink mix
>>
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>>277638446
HITLER uses REICH BEAM. The first two miss, but the third one hits.

The UNKNOWN PRESENCE is killed. It was a GOYIM GOLEM! Thank god it's dead.

HITLER disappears.

What do YOU do now?
>>
>>277638130
Seduce unknown presence and have a threesome with Hitler.
>>
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>>277638446
heil
>>
>>277638130
Convince Hitler to let the Nazi Regime drink
>>
>>277638786
Become a cute shota
>>
>>277638786
kill the jews
>>
>>277638786
Offer Hitler a Galaxy Gulp as thanks and see what he thinks of it.
>>
>>277638786
We don't need no filthy drink mix just leave
>>
>>277638786
Merge with Hitler
>>
>>277638786
Skip to something more important.
>>
>>277638786
acquire qt flower based alien traveling companion
>>
>>277638786

Mix up some Galaxy Gulp to celebrate!
>>
>>277639046
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
>>277639046
He disappeared you dongus, how are we going to merge with him if he aint there no more?
>>
>>277639046
SIEG HEIL
>>
>>277639213
Summon him again
>>
>>277638786
Get the drink mix and then jump into another bar.
>>
>>277639258
Christ man, we dont have 10mp to spare for that heavy shit.
>>
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>>277639046
HITLER is gone. YOU can't merge with him.

What do YOU do?
>>
>>277638786
Obtain the drink mix
>>
>>277639397
Summon him again and THEN merge with him
>>
>>277639397
kill yourself so you can be with Hitler-sama
>>
>>277639397
Use your speed to find a wormhole which teleports you to the universe of your favorite video game.
>>
>>277639397
Find the Dragon Balls and wish for immortality.
>>
>>277639397
Use the codec to save your game.
>>
>>277639397

GET FUCKING PISSED.
>>
>>277639397


YOU GET FUCKING PISSED
>>
>>277639397
This >>277639059
>>
>>277639397
Take the mix.
>>
>>277639397

Get the loot that Goyim Golem dropped
>>
>>277639397
just drink the GALAXY GULP
>>
>>277639397
Go start a space bar I guess, follow our dreams and all that.

Maybe get some blackjack and hookers for your bar, classy hookers though, none of those cheap street sluts.
>>
>>277639397

See >>277638846

He was clearly first, what happened?
>>
>>277639397
>>277639473
>>
>>277639397
quit your dreams and live off space welfare
>>
>>277639397
Find the person who stole this 6.
>>
>>277639492
Rerolling
>>
>>277639397
He trains for 3 years to increase his maximum speed.
>>
>>277639397

Check remaining MP
>>
>>277639397


YOU GET SO PISSED THAT YOU BECOME HITLER
>>
>>277639397
Retrieve the galaxy gulp.
>>
>>277639397
Seduce the drink mix
>>
>>277639542
It happens sometimes, just roll with it.
>>
>>277639397
be cute
>>
>>277639397
acquire qt flower based alien traveling companion
>>
>>277639473
>>277639397
>>
>>277639397
Finish what HITLER started and establish a CAT-NATIONAL SOCIALIST state. Destroy the DOGS and the JEWS!!!
>>
>>277639397
JUMP
BUT NOT BEFORE GETTING THE DRINK MIX
>>
>>277639671
Why'd you reroll my post
>>
>>277639397
remember that you still have seduce women power.
so go seduce some galactic Chinese mafia's female boss for some loan to reopen a bar at space station 9XQIU4.
>>
>>277639397
Drink that super drink or whatever
>>
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>>277639636
>>277639656
YOU retrieve the GALAXY GULP in a cute manner.

With this, the money, and your teachings, YOU can open a BAR and end the QUEST. Let's wrap this up, I'm getting tired.

What do YOU do now?
>>
>>277640032
piss in it and find a new career
>>
>>277640032
Open up a bar and allow OP to rest.

The end.
>>
>>277639812
Re rolling
>>
>>277640032

BECOME FUCKING PISSED
>>
>>277640032
Do exactly as OP said.
>>
>>277640032
Continue with the quest for another hour by going to a highly detailed, intricately designed room with mirrors all over the walls.
>>
>>277640032
Change your mind, you want to become a fierce space-cat-warrior
Start by going and grinding on space slimes
>>
>>277640032
Open your space bar, with blackjack and hookers.

Become so popular you have to hire a lady bartender to take care of the extra orders.

The lady bartender happens to be one of the survivors from when you blew up earth, one of the dogs that got transformed into a black cat.

Fall in love and then end up marring her.
>>
>>277640032
Sail into the galaxy at 600 mph in search of new adventure
>>
>>277640107
J.K Rowling
>>
>>277640032
End this adventure with a cliffhanger and never finish it.
>>
>>277640032

Eat the Galaxy Gulp
>>
>>277640032
Find a cute bartender to work with.
>>
>>277640179
rerolling for this
>>
>>277640032

>>277640194
rerolling
>>
>>277640238
Lets hope there are Drawfag in this thread
so we can have them continue the story as moder
>>
>>277640032
Die on the way to your home planet and never achieve your dream. ;_:7
>>
>>277640032
trip and spill it, leave on a cliffhanger
>>
>>277640265
Re-rolling
>>
>>277640194
>>277640032
>>
>>277640032
Realize the shota within you
>>
>>277640179
rerolling again for this
>>
>>277640336
Holy shit, dude.
>>
>>277640207
Re-rolling
>>
>>277640032
OPEN A BAR WITH NAZI STUFF
>>
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>>277640336
>>
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>>277640336
>>
>>277640336
WHY
>>
>>277640336

10/10
>>
>>277640336
IF 6 I COUNTER THIS
>>
>>277640336
If I get a 6, this is negated.
>>
>>277640032

Realize it's not the real GALAXY GULP
>>
>>277640336
If I get a 6, this does not happen
>>
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>>277640336
YOU trip, spilling all of the GALAXY GULP. Shit.

Welp, so much for that! Stay tuned during the rest of the week for the continuation!

Thanks for the great year, everyone. I'm so glad DrawQuest has taken off and become so popular! I love doing this for you guys, and I appreciated you being here. Love you guys.

Happy New Year! See you in 2015!
>>
>>277640336
6 and this doesn't happen
>>
Any Drawfag here?
it cant end like this noooo
>>
>>277640773
pce, Questy!
>>
>>277640885
Only Questy has the power for DrawQuest magic

Don't be a raging homo
>>
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>>277640773
Happy new year.

L-love you too
>>
>>277640773
See ya, fag.

You're pretty alright
>>
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>>277641053
Th-Thanks

You're pretty great.
>>
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>>277640773
Thanks for the wonderful year Questy! I can wait to see what's in store for next year!

See you next year!
>>
>>277640773
Thanks for the thread OP. You got a twitter or something?
>>
>>277641523
I was thinking of making one. Is that a good idea?
>>
>>277641829
I'd follow you
>>
>>277641829
Personally I find it useful to keep track of drawfriends if they post when they are going to make a thread on their twitter things.

But if you don't want to make an account for any reason please don't feel pressured to.
>>
>>277641981
>>277642071
Neat. I'll make one eventually. It'd help prevent slow starts to threads.

I had a personal account, but I think it'd be best for everyone if my identity was a secret.
>>
>>277642149
cya Questy~
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