Shit tiert fantasy race, Elves fucking suck.
Shit tier race for people with special snowflake syndrome
>Newfaggot shitposters who think 2 and Inquisition are the only Dragon Age games
Pro tip, Origins was good you faggot. People wouldn't even care that 2 and Inquisition sucked if Origins weren't good, people would just ignore the series.
Yeah whats the problem, they're divided, treated like shit as Elves should be, and when the Dalish start to think they're superior because muh traditions Solas reminds them they're fucking stupid. Also it proves rape is ok as long as its an elf, and not a player character.
They aren't. Lineage 2 dark elves for example have a completely different society and they are far hotter than drow.
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
It's like you want knife ear to win
My nigga. It was love at first sight that lasts still.
>Implying i've ever played Lineage
Also that says Drow are a dark skinned race of elves.
>Dökkálfar or dark elves, a type of elf in Norse mythology
>Svartálfar or black elves, a type of elf in Norse mythology
I love elves
raw, of course. tastes best that way. The sun of Athas usually cooks them well enough.
The only fun I had in TERA was playing a High Elf cleric
and ERPing her as a MILF.
Dunmer, Dwemer, Dark Eldar and Drow are the only ok elves. Everything else is shit and needs purging.
>Longevity, innate magical ability, closest beings to god, hear the divine, telepathy.
High Elf as fuck.
This, this and this.
Sadly most hentai writers (or whatever you call written hentai, I know they have silly-ass names for everything) always make Elves shit.
Hot, dominant Drow is best.
true elves reporting in
High elves are sluts who are going to drown in dicks the moment you turn you back to them.
Chocolate elves are waifu material who would rather die than lie with anyone but their master.
Drows are the niggers of fantasy.
They age but have been shown to have comparatively much longer lifespans. Also games earlier in the timeline lack any humans at all, but by the time of Twilight Princess humans are the dominant species. Humans are a subrace that evolved from Hylians and ended up becoming dominant.
They're fun on the tabletop.
Not my main army though - I just play them when my friend isn't using them and is playing Skorne. Pic related is muh waifu though.
Read the thread you fucking retard mong
Dark Elves are honestly a breath of fresh air. Well, at least the Drow are.
Outside of the Drow, elves are awful. Like, I understand Tolkien is the quintessential fantasy writer but neither Dwarves nor Elves have ever changed in any incarnation. They either are a carbon copy, or a ~*~political commentary on the racial divide in the real world~*~ or whatever, usually with them keeping the tree-hugging magic while removing them from their lofty positions. Dwarves kinda just stay where they are no matter what people do with em.
Who gives a fuck? Are you trying to write fantasy? Well in the first place why?
That's probably the one time you shouldn't write elves because then it can feel generic
In gaming? Who the fuck cares.
All the time?
>All the time?
My characters are not intolerant towards individual elves, but they think elves are overall inferior and should have minimal interaction with the human master race.
However, my characters have a begrudging respect for Dwarves. He considers them potential equals, but too different to ever co-exist with.
Well no issue with that. but doing it every time all the time just sounds boring. I try to play something radically different every game.Nothing wrong with not really breaking the mold but it would just feel samey after a while and would get silly depending on the setting I guess.
Why did Tolkien make elves completely different than was originally imagined before him? And why do you need elves? Don't you want something different? Why do we need to go back to the same stupid races of dwarf/man/elf/hobbit all the fucking time? Why can't we just make new races and cultures? This is fantasy holy shit where's the creativity and imagination?
Well fug u too...Blood Elves stronk!
>but doing it every time all the time just sounds boring
I disagree strongly. It's not as if I roleplay enough to ever have any kind of anthology of collected works, and most authors stick with one character for that length - and possibly longer.
Don't have to explain it to me, but i've done long term RP's and each time I get a chance to play a new character is great because I have a hundred ideas in my head when making a character to play.
Fantasy does not mean "whatever the fuck you want"
You could make a fantasy story about absurb magic and 5th dimension sentient hypercubes, but how are you going to sell it to a human audience?
Fantasy races exist as things for humans to interract.
That's fine, nothing wrong with that. If you enjoy it, don't worry about my musings on it.
never too late or too much
sole reason why elves exist in settings is for champions of other races to kill them