>oil value is crashing >the ruble is plummeting to worthlessness

I'm like, wow, I wonder if ruble crash is going to make some dota hats or csgo guns cheaper.

>mfw Russia finally invading America is unlikely

when will the world be free

>>276272243
When there currency hits rock bottom bit a bunch of it and sell later when our picks back up

>>276272243
Not unless Brazil drops off the face of the earth also.

>>276272243
>that corrupt bastard putin finally getting what he deserves

Serves him right. It's just a shame that he has caused so many other innocent people to suffer for his stupidity.

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>>276272582
I'm surprised it hasn't yet. Is it the tourism, or something else that keeps the hues from dying out?

>Gas is cheap as fuck right now

I don't get why

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>>276272243
>Russians dying out
but what about the qt russian grills

>MFW russia shillls BTFO!

I dont know how many of you nerds browse /pol/. The amount of Russian shilling has been reduced to near zero. I guess the Kremlin cannot afford to keep them on their pay roll..

>>276272742

We can use them as public toilets

>>276272664
I'm looking at your post and I had this thought: in the future, year 4014, we will have the technology that checks a post, scans Anon's brain for emotions and intentions and adds a suitable reaction image from either his own folder or the entire internet

>>276272664
brazilians, much like da orcz have the power of HUE, like da orcz got WARGH ya gitz

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>>276272243
not until EVERY. SINGLE. BRAZILIAN. IS. GASSED.

>>276272846
That's kinda hot.

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>mfw moot started paying janitors in rubles because it's cheaper

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>>276272243
No you idiots, this is the time right before Russian dominance.
What was 1920s Germany like? Poor as fuck. They had nothing. The Deutsche mark was fucking worthless, like the Ruble. You have an entire industrialized nation pissed off about everything.
What's going to happen? War. Happens every time. Why?
1) It provides a vent for the frustrated masses.
2) It allows for the government to stimulate growth through increased production
3) It allows for the annexation of resources from foreign countries.

It happened with Napoleon's rise to power after the French Revolution.
It happened with Hitler's rise to power after WW1.
It's happening now with Putin's rise to power.

Just you fucking wait. Russia still believes in MacKinder's Heartland theory. Crimea is the beginning.

>>276272582
>>276272968
If Brazil collapse we will burn the Amazon forest and take the world with us.

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>>276273117
>implying monetary compensation

>>276273140

Have you forgotten what ended up happening with Hitler's Germany, shill?

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>>276273117

>>276273141
pfft its a RAINFOREST you retarded brazilian
how are you gonna burn something THAT wet

>>276273141
The world's oxygen is made by the ocean, nigga. Not the Amazon.
The Amazon makes oxygen during the day and consumes it. Net increase zero.

Algae in the ocean is net increase because when algae die, it sinks to the bottom and doesn't consume more oxygen.

Burn the Amazon. We'll be fine.

>>276272582
When they got raped in the World Cup, I hoped Brazil would devolve into a post apocalyptic hellscape without internet access.

Someday

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>>276273141
Go back to your soccer you monkey.

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>>276272664
Brazil has a bunch of white people. Descendents of Germans and the like.

During the end of the Imperial era when Russia was slowly, but surely, prospering much, perhaps most, of the leadership was actually of German descent.

>americans think the world equals their own opinion
>americans want WW3 so bad because they are stagnating economy they cant support

>>276273140
You've been playing too much Cawadooty. They try anything and the economic sanctions will tighten even more. Wars are now fought in the world economy, fighting is for poor countries.

>>276273334

Your poor English gives you away, slavscum. Keep licking Putin's dirty asshole like a good little bitch.

>>276272418
Been unlikely for decades, idiot

>>276273217
Yeah, it went ape shit and attacked Europe.
I'm not saying Russia is going to win. I'm saying they're going to get violent, soon.

>>276273334
Fuck off retard. American economic growth is MUCH higher than the average european economic growth.

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>put $15 in my corolla expecting less than half a tank
>needle goes to the top
>mfw

>>276272243
We have China to fill the void now. We can't escape. It's a vicious cycle

I just want to go to Russia with an AK-47 and gun down those retarded slav bastards while downing shots of vodka.
Why don't they just fucking die? They are just white niggers, but worse.

>>276272664
Have you noticed how Brazil is fucking huge?
Ever wonder what's under all that land?
And what about all those trees?

>>276273140
The difference is
Germany was the strongest industrial, scientific and military empire in Europe before the war. Only Great Britain could compare.

Russia has never really been prosperous and rich. Even the Soviet accomplishments were built on the poverty of the people, not general prosperity.

>>276273334
I want WW3 because even at the age of 20 I can tell my life will amount to nothing, so I want a REAL war to start so I can join up. Live or die, my life will still have little purpose then.

I know that's selfish as fuck but yeah.

>>276273359
Stop playing your fucking Metal Gear Solid and thinking you're an expert on global economics.

Russia is already cut off and war is good for business. Especially with China ready to increase trade. Russia doesn't need imports. It's big enough to supply itself.
That combined with it's isolation from the ocean is why MacKinder believed it to be the Global Pivot.

>>276273457
>I'm not saying Russia is going to win.
>this is the time right before Russian dominance.
>HURR
Fuck off, retard.

>>276273680
Aren't you edgy?

>>276273457

They're already violent, that's part of the reason they're in this mess to begin with.

>>276272243
>Russians will finally die out
Kek, we used to live in these conditions.

>>276273664
What about pre-Napoleonic France? It just went through purges of the Revolution. It wasn't the richest most prosperous country in Europe.

You don't need to be making luxury cars to have factories capable of making tanks and rifles.

Video games are fun.

Does anyone else like video games?

>>276273812
>focuses on one little detail
>ignores the big picture
Sounds like autism.
Get yourself checked before you infect your sexual partners.

>>276273814
>They're already violent
You must be young here. We didn't even angry right now.

>>276273294

Oceans may be the oxygen producer of earth, but the rainforest is its filter

Enjoy your eternal smog, fatass

>>276273294
Holy shit you are so fucking uneducated.
>>276273141
All that would do is kill the hundreds if not thousands of species of plants,insects and animals. And piss off everyone rather then destroy the world.

Both of you are uneducated cock monglers.

>>276273680

If a real war started thats anything like ww2, the technological advancement in the period would likely have us colonizing other planets by 2030.

That is, if no nukes are launched.

>>276273848
Fuck off, pidor. I hope you blyat die, cyka.

>>276272243
>>the entire world hates Russia and wants to see it burn
I don't hate Russia. I think many Russians are total bros.

>>276273970

Let's face it: if WW3 starts, there's no way nukes aren't going to be launched.

>>276273813

A bit.

the ruble hit rock bottom before, they'll be fine.

>>276272358
lol no

>>276273315

100% white Brazilian here, germanic as fuck
Report in, my white brothers!

>>276274052
I noticed

>>276273927

Yes Ivan, you didn't even angry. Go back to sosach, vatnik scum.

>>276273848
да, видеоигры это заебиcь.

>only know one Russian
>really want to fuck her

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>>276274247
Poland pls.

>>276274051

Who would launch them?

Maybe the losing side, once all hope for them is lost but by that point the winning side will have already had a plan for it most likely. Star Wars would literally become a reality if a real war broke out. Technology moves fast in wartime do to necessity and money.

So, why did moot destroy /pol/?
I mean, i never went there, but clearly there's people that discuss politics here. Surely he could've picked one of the dead boards instead?

>>276272243
>Is there a better feel?
Yes. When happening will happen.
>Are we entering a golden age of online gaming?
No. Internet in Russia is relatively cheap and fast, so you won't rest until happening.

>>276274373

Just take what you want, she'll understand.

>Gas cost me 20 dollars less than usual to fill my tank
I was really fucking happy.

>>276274205

Good job

>>276274402
lit is the politics board. Its full of pseudo intellectuals and religious reactionaries though.

>>276272243
>Russia Crashing
>To fight Depression, Russians resort to the Internet
>F2P games
>Dota 2

>>276274393
check this shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_%28nuclear_war%29

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>>276272243
>being this american

>>276272742

They can come my country

>>276273826
>It wasn't the richest most prosperous country in Europe.
M8 France was a pretty dominant and prosperous force in Europe and French language/culture was the big thing for European nobility. Ever heard of the sun king?

>>276274482
Thanks, now if only that anon could stop saying retarded shit like a 10 years edgelord, all will be good

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>>276274440
oh god this
>never go out, gas tank was always almost empty
>pay 20 dollars
>turn car on
>mfw the tank is almost full, usually took me 40 bucks to do it
however
>tfw obama banned cheap ak74 boolits
>tfw no more russian ak's
all because putin wanted ukraine

>>276273825
We used to live in worse conditions than this, and without external enemy.

>>276274547
this most likely

>>276274576
I love how world end will be at the fingers of the one very unhappy soldier. His family maybe dead, enemies all around his country, i wonder what choice he or she will made in this situation.

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>>276273140
>here are two examples
>this is the absolute truth.

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>>276272243
>the entire world hates Russia and wants to see it burn
You misspelled USA there anon

>>276272582
>Brazil is the Russia of America
Holy shit, I figured it out guys!

>>276274862
you forgot Europe

>>276273140
The last time Russia was in the situation similar to this was when USSR collapsed. They didn't transform into the third reich then and they won't now. Sorry Broski.

>>276274936
>>276274862
>>276272243
Seems like everyone can't spell africa.

>>276275031
That not Chechnya

>>276272243
Russia dying wont give you free healthcare you know?

>>276274960
Situation is different, and uneducated nigger with Nobel Peace Prize is pushing for world war just because he got owned with Syria.

>>276274678

Gotta get the last word in, huh? Just let this faggotry die.

>>276275330
Looks who talking

>>276274187
>t.norderstino

>>276275330

If i get the last word, i win this shit
Now stop replying

>>276275419

It's on now, faggot.

>>276275484
IMPOSTER!!

>>276274782
Just think about it, how great we can became with external enemy.
Thanks Obama.

>>276272243
>Is there a better feel? Are we entering a golden age of online gaming?

Maybe if it was Brazil?

>>276275484

Can you be anymore autist? You're worse than the original edgelord.

>>276275686
read
>>276275593

>>276275686

>Can you be anymore autist?

If i were you, i could

>abloobloobloo russia is bad

this is literally a reddit thread

Kill yourselves

Wait, why is oil value crashing?

Did they finally figure out the secret sauce? Sorry I'm not up to date on news that's actually important.

>>276275820

How is Russia not shit, Sergei?

Serves them right for being a bunch of homophobe SHITLORDS

>>276275610
You mean forget about all of your domestic problems, rigged elections, worse than soviet living standards, and corrupt government and go chasing some western boogeyman?

This Russian machismo want to be the big dog attitude is going to ruin your country.

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>>276274576
>Now, the Soviets had once thought about creating a fully automatic system. Sort of a machine, a doomsday machine, that would launch without any human action at all. When they drew that blueprint up and looked at it, they thought, you know, this is absolutely crazy

>>276273516
What telenovela is this semen demon from?

>>276275873
We found more oil in other places, and developed more ways of getting it out of the ground. Other fuel sources like methane, natural gas, coal, and even renewables are more appealing than oil for electrical production. Plastics also no longer rely solely on petrol derivatives.

Crude is just not as valuable as it used to be.

>>276272418

You can't just invade 1st world countries anymore with nuclear bombs existing.

>>276275975
/lgbt/ pls

>>276276293

So basically, Russia is getting fucked in the ass for betting all their money on one horse?

Wow.

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>>276273516
>corolla

>>276276394
You mean tumblr.
/lgbt/ is surprisingly rightist. I suppose even fags are tired of their shit.

>>276275873
To crush Russia USA willing to print more money and afford some loses among shale gaz/oil companies, since sanctions doesn't work at all.

>>276275873
Actually I think it's OPEC trying to make oil so cheap shale oil development would become unprofitable.

>all these stupid borscht slurpers who are actually talking like the stereotypical "I am drinkings of vodka!" Ivans people make jokes about.

This is comedy gold

>>276277190
No. OPEC decision was made after some big shots from US talked to them. After that attack on Russian financial market and ruble started.
Now, recently some "-shvili" got suicided in some hotel in Russia, who was affiliated with some investment company, and then ruble ceased falling some time. Such coincidence.

>>276279219
Serial suicider strikes again.
This time he's going on a world tour, it seems.

>30 bucks to fill a tank
Bless.

>>276279219
Google is worth more than the entire Russian stock market.

Let that put things in perspective for you.

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>>276277489
>he´s surprised people that don´t have english as their native language can´t speak it as well

The average americuck, everyone

>>276273140
But Napoleon lost.
Hitler lost too.

>>276280030
Then again Google is rich enough to invest in asteroid mining.

>>276272243
Steam prices will go up and that only means more russian retards playing f2p games, including dota

>>276274576
You know the Soviets never linked that shit to their missiles, right? They decided the risks of a fail-deadly system like that were just too high.

>>276274723
>Used to be $50 to fill my tank
>Now it's $35

Thanks Obama.

>>276272243
What about North Korea?
And what about the Mexicans?

>>276275959
It's a shit country that can't even properly house it's Olympic guests.

>>276281635
>North Korea
State-controlled internet. South Koreans are the tryhards we play with, but I don't mind tryhards.

>Mexicans
I've never seen anyone say they're from Mexico. At least, I don't remember it, which means they didn't suck ass.

>>276281776
Now what about China?
Surely they don't play vidya while they be busy making my amiibos.

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>>276281776
mexican here, if you ever play with someone from argentina or any other southern place that is not mexico, leave the game inmediatly, they will turn the chat into a fucking "holy shit guys we are all special snowflakes here XDDD who's from XXXX?"

>>276280509
God loves trinity.

>>276282546
>mexican here, if you ever play with someone from argentina or any other southern place that is not mexico, leave the game inmediatly, they will turn the chat into a fucking "holy shit guys we are all special snowflakes here XDDD who's from XXXX?"

Chileans and Venezuelans are from the same cloth. Peru has caught the "Viva Peru" meme from twitch so its super easy to spot them now.

>>276281174
Where is your proofs?

>>276282546
>people excited to get paired with other players from the same zone
Only an antisocial beaner could possibly take this negatively

>>276283805
Where are your tactical cock images?

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>>276283964
i'm to much of a faggot anon, but those who do that on the chat usually are under 18 years old and always spam the chat with even more cancerous memes from spiclands.

>>276272968
>my eyes when my phone's pentile screen makes this turn into a rainbow-colored mess

I should buy a crapload of russian rupels. when someone finally disposes of the russian dictator it should go back up and make me a mint