Witcher thread

>>276142229
I like how she wears make-up.

>>276142229
PC OR PS4 SS?

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>>276142229
finally

>>276142950
>that resolution
PS7

>>276142950
Xbox.
CDPR are official Microsoft shills.
Not even joking or baiting.

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prologue?

>>276142774
It's cute how she sucks at it.

>>276144163
>Princess Cirilla, I'm Wolf School

>>276144163
>"I've been wearing this armor for 40 years."

>>276142229
I didn't know it was called The Witcher because it has L4D's witches in it

>>276144881
jesus, i love this quest so fucking much and i really am not sure why.
>dat cozy atmosphere

anon is there a way to remove black bars in tw1 cutscenes and dialogues??

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>>276145653

Daily reminder for Cirifags that she's not a virgin, but a huge cockslut raped by countless people. One even died beneath her, while licking her nipples.

>>276145706
meant for >>276144881

I bought Witcher 1 on a super cheap sale for about a buck but my computer is so shitty it won't even let me start it much less turn the settings down to a blurry mess ;_;

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>>276145613
That whole chapter was pretty cozy

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>>276146049
She is actually pure dick virgin. She is not pussy virgin though, i mean by that she had some delicious pussy to lick that slut.

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>>276146261
> can't run a 2007 game almost in 2015

Jesus.

>>276146049
Daily reminder that we don't give a fuck
All women in this story are twisted sluts and that's part of its greatness.

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>>276144163

she doesnt look like a kid she looks like a fucking dwarf. Why has nobody complained about this yet

>those fat ass arms and stubby legs

>>276144163

her arms are as thick as geralts

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>>276146498
> All people in this world are twisted sluts and that's part of its shittiness

Ftfy

>>276146632
She is mid fucking witcher training m8. They are feeding her with magical mushrooms to increase her muscle mass.

>>276146632
Because she doens't, unless dwarves tend to skip leg day.

>>276146632
>>276146727
she is on anabolics in that time period

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>>276146049
>never actually play Witcher games, but always be interested in them
>lurk the occasional Witcher thread over the years
>somehow come to believe that Ciri is a lesbian
>become more interested in W3 because might be able to play as a hot chick having casual lesbian sex with various wenches, Geralt style, all wrapped up in a good WRPG

>someone points out that she was never a lesbian and is more or less straight

I'm still looking forward to the game but I'm a little disappointed. Also I'm not actually sure if we get to play as Ciri, I haven't been following news.

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>>276146307
Yes, it was cozy, but also frightening at the same time, that's what made it soo good.

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>>276146994

>>276146937
She had a girlfriend, she's a lesbian.

She got curious for some guys, epsecially the Wild Hunt leader, but never got a proper dicking.

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>>276146937

> following lore from games and forums without reading the books

>>276146897
>>276146872
>>276146865

she still looks fucking gross

>>276146937
She had consensual sex with other girl. She wanted to have sex with a boy. She is pretty much bi at this point.

>>276146445
I can run most games that have been on last gen consoles at low settings.
As I'm not a graphics whore I felt no need to upgrade until now because I've been able to play the games I want and have no interest in shit from the big 3.

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>>276147120
>>276147159
Implying that not everyone is bisexual

>>276147236
That's what gays tell themselves. You gay son?

>>276147208
> big 3
>acti, ubi, ea

>>276147236
Even Geralt?

Or is his true love just witchering

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I really loved the Witcher but it did such a horrible job of making me care about anything happening.

All I got was mixed messages. Am I supposed to care about Yeneffer or what? How am I supposed to care about her when I've never seen or spoken to her, while being surrounded by other women, like Triss.

>>276147096
>dat colour palette
>dem fields
>dat sunset
It's like i am on polish countryside mid summer.

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>>276147096

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Does anyone else love these little scenes

>>276147132
forgive me senpai

are the books actually good? I've not read a good novel in forever.

>>276147208
> most games that have been on last gen consoles at low settings
> I'm not a graphics whore I felt no need to upgrade

Jesus motherfucking cock, just off yourself. Previous gen console games could be run on medium settings with 2005 hardware. Your PC is from 2003 or something?

>>276147305
Go read a book you cuck.

just finished the first chapter of witcher 1.
Should i stick with it or just skip and play 2?

Im enjoying it but the gameplay is horrendously tedious.

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They're great. I'm pissed Witcher 2 turned them into comics.

>>276147435
I am not a fan of reading myself, and in my opinion fantasy writers can't write shit. But if you mean the worldbuilding and characters, Witcher books are like in the top 3 fantasy series out there along with Song of Ice and Fire and LotR.

>>276147385
>>276147385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1beH3kq-dlo

>>276147305
>Am I supposed to care about Yeneffer or what? How am I supposed to care about her when I've never seen or spoken to her

CDPR really fucked up the first game with the blank slate amnesia thing.
They wanted to depart from the books and do their thing, but then they added Yen and Ciri.

It's simply betetr to jump into the second game.

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>>276147313
Those W1 models. CDPR has really gone a long way.

>>276147435
It's LOTR with noir films and a lot of eatern flolklore.

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>>276147290
> not liking a hot dick while grabbing tits

You gay son?

>>276147651
>Witcher books are like in the top 3 fantasy series out there along with Song of Ice and Fire and LotR.

Spoken like a true pleb.

>>276147096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tf0x0jazI

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>>276147556
dat bugged triss though

>>276147895
10/10 soundtrack

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>>276147879
> here's some generic obscure shite no one heard about to show how elite i am compared to filthy plebs with inferior taste liking popular things

At least name them, i need a laugh.

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What's happening here?

>>276147096
>>276146994
>>276146307
this chapter is so awesome because it's strongly inspired by polish XIX c romatism literature

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>>276148116
>>276147372

>>276142950
pc, it was confirmed

>>276148237
That looks like Sera.
Wa de hel.

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>>276148237
Not much.

>>276147096
Damn, the entire Murky Waters chapter is so comfy.

>>276147651
>I am not a fan of reading myself
>in my opinion fantasy writers can't write shit

okay.

>>276147435
Short stories arereally good, for a fantasy. Saga starts off bretty good, and develops into disaster

>>276148458
Geralt is fucking mad at this dev guy for fucking yen.

>>276148329
>>276148329
Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

The shaman entered the chapel, ordering its doors locked. Hurrying people to quench the candles, shut the windows deaf, cutting out the white beam of the moonlight.

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

The people gathered around a coffin, and the shaman started his rites:

“The souls of Purgatory! In any side of the world: whether you are burning in tar, freezing at the bottom of a brook, or for a severer punishment you are implanted into austere wood, while being bit by embers of a stove you cry mournfully and moan. Each of you hurry to join our herd! Let the herd meet. We are having Forefathers’ Eve!

“Descend into the holy place; where the alms, prayers, food and beverages await.”

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

“Give me a fist of the distaff; I fire it, and you, as soon as the small flame shoots up, drive it with your light breaths. Like this. Like this. Go on. Go on. Let it burn in the air.”

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

“First you, with light souls, who at this vale of darkness, storms, misery, pain and crying, shone and burnt just as the fist of distaff. Those of you, who in the windy maze did not fly to heavenly gates, we call with lit gesture, exhort.”

Tell us what is it that you miss. What you want. What you need.

“Look, ah, look up. What is it shining there under the vault? Here two children flutter with their golden feathers. Just as a leaf with a leaf in waft, they spin under the church’s crypt. As a dove with a dove on a tree, just a cherub’s game with his kin.”

One of the angels turned to a peasant woman standing in the crowd.

>>276148360
>tfw the hill behind your house looks 100% like that

>>276148329
Yup, and they really made good use of it, everything just fits and wokrs great. Polish high school programme made great effort in learning everyone to hate it, but here it's just in the right place

>>276147290
No gays like myself say that bisexuals are disgusting cheating scum. Never trust a bisexual.

>>276148747
“To mama, we fly to mama. Why, mom, you do not recognise Joe? It is me, Joe, and my sister Rose. We are now flying in Eden. There is better there than at home. Look, our heads in golden glow, dresses out of the beams of dawn, and butterflies’ wings adorn our shoulders. Everyday we have another toy, wherever we stand grass grow, and wherever we touch a flower blossoms, but though we have everything aplenty, we are bothered by boredom and fears. Mom, the way to Heaven is closed to your dears.”

“What do you need, little soul, to get to heaven’s door? Do you ask for God’s glory? Or perhaps a sweet reward? There are donuts, cake, milk, berries. Whatever is it that you want?”

Nothing, there is nothing we need. We are unhappy with the earthly sweets. All my life I knew no grief. Caresses, bounties, plays. To sing, jump, run in the fields. All my work was to gather flowers for Rose, and hers to dress her dolls. We came for Forefathers’ Eve. Not for prayers. Not for feast. We ask for two grains of gall, and the deed so small will be enough for all. Listen, and heed the advice, for Godly command says one who never knew bitterness will not know Heavenly happiness.”

“Angel, little soul! What you wanted you have got. And now go away with God. You do not need victuals or drinks. Leave us in peace. Begone, begone!

“The terrible night is coming. Close the door and padlock it. Hold aloft the torches. Place the kettle filled with vodka in the middle of the room and on the signal of my walking stick, let the vodka catch fire.”

It burst, boiled, and went out.

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

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>>276146307
A shame the voice acting wasn't better, I really liked that chapter.

What does everyone think of the new Noonwraiths? They look like Midday Brides, too.

>>276148747
> Darkness around. Dullness around.

Lost. Reminded me of this:

http://youtu.be/Tt_mGQVLyLU

>>276148843
“Now, you, the heaviest souls, chained to this vale of crime together with body and soul. Although the angel of death is calling you, your life cannot tear away from your bodily agony. If such a severe punishment can be eased by people a bit, and save you from the infernal hollow, to which you are so close, come. We call you, we exhort. Come through your element. Through the bonfire!”

Tell us what it is that you miss. What you want. What you need.

Behind the window a voice was heard, “Hey, ravens, owls, eagles! You cursed gluttons! Let me go to the chapel. Let me take at least two steps.”

“What a ghost, what a monster! Can you see the phantom? Pale like an old bone. Smoke and lighting in his mouth. His eyes shine like coals in ashes.”

From behind of the window the voice called again, “Children! Do you not know me? Look at me closely! I am your master. It was my village. Today, hardly the third year is gone since you put me in my tomb. Ah, too heavy is God’s hand! I am in the powers of bad ghosts. I suffer terribly. I am the subject of eternal hungers. And who will feed me? The greedy birds yank my body. There is no end to my tortures!”

“What is needed for you, miserable soul, to spare you this sore fate? Do you ask for Heaven’s glory or the Holy Matrimony? We have food and drink. Pray, what do you need to get to Heaven’s gates?”

“Heaven? Your profanities are absurd. No! I do not want to Heaven. I only want my soul to leave my body. Hell is better than continuous wandering with impure ghosts upon the earth, watching the marks of old joys, memories of old life. From sunrise to sunset and from sunset to sunrise, agonising from hunger and thirst, and feeding the greedy birds.

>>276148938
“Unfortunately my sentence says that till one of you, my serfs, feeds or waters my ragged body, I must carry my condemned soul in it. Please, just one drop of water or two seeds of wheat.”

The night birds interrupted, “In vain he cries and begs. Here, we, owls, ravens and eagles, once your servants, starved to death, will eat the food, will drink the water. Even if you hold it in your teeth we will use our claws to rip. You knew no mercy, master. Today we know no mercy. When we eat all your food we will get to you.”

The raven proceeded, “You do not like starving! Do you remember how one Autumn I came into your garden? The pears were ripe, the apples red. Three days I had no food in my mouth. I took several fruits, but your gardener made havoc and chased me with dogs as if I were a wolf. You made a case. And about what? The fruits that God gave to people free like water and fire? But you wanted to hold a performance. Called people to come and watch. Each of my bones was beaten severely! You knew no mercy, master!”

The owl added, “You do not like starving! Do you remember how during the severest winter I stood with my child at your gates. ‘Master!’ I called out in tears, ‘have mercy on orphans. My husband long dead. Give us allowance!’ You told your servant to drive us away. He pushed me with child to snow. Beaten and cold I could find no shelter, I froze with my child along the road. You knew no mercy, master!”

The birds joined, “Hey, owls, ravens, eagles, let us know no mercy as well! Let us rip the food. And when the food ends, let us rip the body to tatters. Let the bare bones show!”

>>276148843
>Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

haha, of fucking dog, it took me a while to put it back into polish. Kek

>>276148458
Too old for Ciri, looks like a hag.

>>276149019
>>276149019
“There is no help for me,” the phantom said. “You offer the dishes for nothing. Not for me the Forefathers’ Eve. I have to suffer for centuries. Justified God’s sentence is. Who was not a human even once, cannot be helped by humans.”

“Since there is nothing we can do for you, go away, you wretch. You do not take victuals or drink. Leave us in peace. Begone, begone!”

The phantom disappeared, and the shaman held out his stick, “Give me, friends, this wreath on the end of my stick. I fire the blest herbs. Up smoke. Up gleams!”

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

“Now you, the middle ghosts, who at this vale of darkness and storms lived with people together, but free from human flaws. You lived not for us. Not for the world. Just as these savouries and mallows, no fruit from them – not a flower. Weaved into fragrant garlands, they are hanging high on the wall. This high, ladies, you held your eye and bosom. Thee, who till now, with her wing pure, did not pass the Heavenly doorway. With this light and incense, we call you. We exhort.”

Tell us what it is that you miss. What you want. What you need.

“What is it? The icon of Madonna? The angelic form? Just like a gleaming rainbow runs through clouds to a lake’s waters, such is she glowing in the chapel’s space. Her white robe encircles her legs, whips of hair with which breezes toy, bilberries glitter in her smile, but there is a tear of calamity in her eye.

“Flowery wreath on her head, a little twig in her hand, a lamb runs before her, a butterfly flies over her. She calls the lamb endlessly, chases the butterfly with the twig, but they evade her.”

>>276149124
The girl said, “I used to, in the mornings of Spring, wander through forests endlessly. Immersed in my songs and musings, I would not give a thought to the living. Once a boy, for a pair of doves, wanted to kiss my mouth. A gentleman offered me his hand and heart, but I only laughed. Yes, I was a carnal loveliness, but even at my age of twenty years I refused matrimony. I died not knowing the earthly bliss.

“I lived in the world, but not for the world! My thoughts too winged and never touched the common grounds. Chasing the breeze, flowery leaves, never a lover. I enjoyed listening to the men’s words of praise, but I loved none of them.

“Now, after my death, I do not comprehend what is happening to me. I am glowing with strange fire. Though I amuse myself at my will. I fly where the breeze takes me. Nothing saddens me. Nothing pains me. Where does the boredom come from?

“I am longing for someone at every rustle. Ah, and I am always alone! I am sorry, but the wind is endlessly lifting me like a feather, wafting me. I do not know whether I am from this or that world. Wherever I go the wind is always blowing me away. And so, amongst the timid wave, flying the eternal road, either rise up to the heaven or touch the land I cannot.

“What do you need, pretty soul, to get to Heaven’s door? Do you ask for God’s glory? Or perhaps a sweet reward? There are donuts, cake, milk, berries. Whatever is it that you want?”

5 months of suffering remains.

>>276148236
>not reader
>does'nt like fantasy
>thinks his opinion matters

Do you also play CoD and AssCreed and came here form /b/?

>>276148834
>Polish high school programme made great effort in learning everyone to hate it

this. I'm getting back to it, and it's really amazing. I also read Trylogia before highschool, so i really love it, but lessons about it later on were a chore.

>>276149217

“Nothing, there is nothing I need. Let the boys come to me. Let them catch my hands. Let them pull me to the ground. Let me frolic with them. Because listen and heed the advice, according to Godly command those who did not touch the ground even once can never go to Heaven.”

The shaman saw the men running to her, “You run in vain. Those are only mere shadows. In vain she offers her hands. The wind carries her away.

“Now I call all the souls together with my last command! For you is the tiny meal. I throw fists of poppy and lentils into every corner of the chapel. Take what you want. What you miss. What you need.

“It is time to open the chapel’s door. Light the candles. Midnight is gone. The rooster crows. The sacrifice is at its end, and the girl needs to go away.

“Stop! One more ghost!”

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

Witcher 1 best game
Witcher 2 console garbage

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>>276149107
Slav girls are good only when they are teens.

>>276149296
Look, the floor is falling, the pale wraith arises. He takes steps to the shepherdess, stands at her side. He turns his pale countenance to her, wild and saddened, drowned completely in her eyes. Look, ah, look at his heart! He pointed out his heart to the girl, but did not speak a word.

“What do you need, young soul, to get to Heaven’s door? Do you ask for Heaven’s glory, or the Holy Matrimony? There are donuts, cake, milk, berries. Whatever is it that you want?”

The wraith was silent.

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

“Answer me, you pale wraith. Why, he is silent?

“Since you detest the mass and pierogi, go with God. You did not want meal or drink. Let us be. Begone, begone!

“Goodness! What a wraith. He does not go away, he does not speak!

“You soul, damned or blest. Leave the holy rites! Here is the open floor. Take your return road, or I will curse you in the name of God.”

The shaman paused, “Go away. Cross forests. Cross rivers. Begone for ages!”

The wraith did not move.

“Goodness, what is it? He is silent and does not disappear! In vain I ask, in vain I curse. He is not afraid of my words. Give me the sprinkler from the altar… No difference! The tormented soul stays, speechlessly dumb. Immovable, like a stone out of a tomb.”

Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

“This is beyond human understanding! Shepherdess, do you know this person? There is something horrid in it. Who are you mourning? Your husband and kids are well. Why, you do not say a word?! Why are you smiling? Why? What is so joyful about him?

“Give me the stole and the blessed candle. I will light it, I will consecrate… It is no use…
“Take the shepherdess out of the chapel.
“Why are you smiling, why? What is so charming about him?
“Goodness, the wraith follows her. Where we take her he is there.”
Darkness around. Dullness around. What will be now? What will be now?

>>276142229
HOW TO PLAY GERALT
>get 3 options
>first option looks good
>2nd option looks also good
>3rd option leads to pussy

TAKE THE THIRD OPTION

>>276149336
>tfw my gf would make better Yenn

She's not into witcher or cosplay tho :(

>>276149247
Who said i don't like fantasy? I am just saying that popular fantasy writers can't write shit. They are amazing when it comes to imagination, but their writing skills suck. It almost feels like technical literature about engine construction or something. There is not enough emotion.

>play witcher 2 on dark
>first level is hell at times, getting my shit slapped
>finally complete the blasphemer outfit or whatever by the end of the chapter
>rest of the game is a breeze

Seriously that dark armor is OP as fuck, just make the next one for the next chapter and shit.

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>>276142229

>>276147556
>>276147556
does this happen to a lot of people? or are people just using a screenshot I took on steam
because this is the exact frame I took it on and this is the only picture I ever see of this particular glitch

>>276142229
So... New to the series, just started playing 2, should I play through 1 first, or can I do it afterwards? Still in Flotsam

>>276148837
A faggot hating a pseudo faggot for being less degenerate? Now that's some funny shit.

>>276149594
>I am just saying that popular fantasy writers can't write shit
>popular

No fucking shit. Then you get mad for your entry level and criticize "obscure shite no one heard about"

You a fucking idiot, don't criticise a genre when you don't even bother to do some research of less popular stuff.

>>276149763
Give 1 a try, your choices can carry over into 2.

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>>276149403
Geralt life choices:

1. Reck somebody
2. Fuck bitches
3. Drunken philosophy

Dayum, Slav male power fantasy. I like it.

>>276149763
Skip it, read the journal for the plot.

It's ok gameplay wise, but it's irrelevant to TW2 and TW3 plotwise.

>>276149818
Less popular stuff tends to be garbage. At least those are creative. Most fantasy works are generic Tolkien rip-offs, and the genre has been stagnating for years. I don't know how much of a shiteater you need to be to read anything besides the best ones who, of course, are always popular.

Good = popular, popular =\= good.

>>276149763

Some of your choices transition into the 2nd game and will be brought up, but its not that big of a deal. Honestly you get the worst of the choices imported to the 2nd game as default which is shit.

But its a dog's life..

>>276150129
>Most fantasy works are generic Tolkien rip-offs
These just shows that you've only heard about the entry level stuff.

>Less popular stuff tends to be garbage
>Good = popular
Yeah, just like in movies and videogames. Oh wait. You are literally a casual.

>>276149763
The epilogue cinematic connects to the next game but the main plot itself is pretty much irrelevant.
The Witcher might have its flaws but it's a bitchin' amazing experience. See for yourself.

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you faggots will keep complaining about "m-muh sera" but DA: I is still a superior game because you actually make meaningful choices in things as little as dialogue, whereas in bitcher 3 you get cutscenes for 60% of the game.

slavshits cant make a game for crap.

I want to play the wicther 2 but the launcher keeps repeating itself... its the steam version.

Also in the wicther 3 will we be able to fuck whores.

>>276150590
0/10

>>276150590
Bioshill who got burned by the single player MMO called DA:I?

>>276150658
>whores?
this is the only important question

>>276145782
>There are people who want Geralt and I to what?

>>276150658
We were able in both previous games so yeah i guess so.

>>276150590
Are you fucking kidding, there are only 2 women to romance in da:i and they are motherfucking ugly as sin. while we get 5 guys if your a female, gay shit everywhere,tumbler sjw shit. its like the worst dark/middle age game i have ever seen. its has to be the biggest sjw game too to the point that even mentioning it makes me mad.

wicther 3 will save us all from that shit.

>>276150325
Lol, disgusting snob trying to be pretentious and disregard common knowledge. Yes, all great movies and videogames are popular as well. Obscure shit is always bad. There is such a thing as underrated and overrated of course, but most of the time, good products got exactly the amount of praise they should have got.

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>>276147424
>>276147626
Yeah. Shame they didn't keep them for Witcher 2, but I didn't really mind the EDGY AS FUCK animated comic style either. It was just different.

>>276150658
Just activate the steam version on gog, it might work then.

>>276150931
>Yes, all great movies and videogames are popular as well. Obscure shit is always bad

Opinion discarded, I'm done here.

>>276150902
2 women? There are 3 female characters you can romance in DA:I. also what's wrong with being gay? just because a game includes options for all sexes doesn't mean it's SJW. i play a female character in all RPGs and I'm glad that there are more male options.

>>276150527
I love the little details like the red poppy flowers and swallow nests in that sandy cliff on the left. Good job on spotting this things, they really matters.

>>276142229
The more I see that face, the more I love it.
It's the perfect balance an idealized but generic supermodel face and Bioware tier
>i-it's ugly on purpose, it's more unique that way
bullshit.

>>276150590
that game is fucking ugly for a 2014 game. besides the sjw shit all the women look like shemales or men. while the wicther has actual females, good 2015 graphics, no sjw shit, better characters, the list goes on.

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>>276149891
Meanwhile, Zoltan.

>gets stuck in that Vizima uprising
>engagement gets broken off because father in law is an asshole
>almost hanged in Flotsam

I wonder what's in store for him in Witcher 3.

>>276151095

>What's wrong with being gay?

Everything. Now fuck off.

>>276150902
i love how every time someone states that DA:I is better than bitcher 3 cdpr shills immediately go to the SJW argument. they never argue that the gameplay is better in TW3 because it simply isnt. the level of choices and balance you get in DAI is just vastly superior in bitcher's clickfest of a game.

>>276151234
You forgot he fought in Verden and lived to tell the tale.

>>276151172
It's more the case of her being drop dead gorgeous, but also leading a hard life so she's full of scars and bruises.

>>276151095
please stop trolling. the fucking game is a sjw abomination. all 3 look awful like they were made from a gay artist, its female and gay pandering to the max. also one female is gay women only, while there are like fucking 5 males to choose from.

Im never playing a bioware game again.

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>>276150960
It was especially jarring when they added that proper intro to the game.

>dat resigned look on the royal archer's face when he misses with his second arrow

>>276151079
Lol, the little hipster world crashed. Just in case you don't know, popularity is a relative thing, and products can be called popular even if everyone isn't buzzing about them like it's the latest Cowadoody. If a certain product is known among fans of the genre, then it's popular. And every good product is. Farewell, don't hit your head on the way out.

>>276151349
I like how you have no fucking clue about what you are talking about while the games not even out yet, also just because it has choices doesn't make the sjw characters and story better then a pile shit.

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>>276150960
I'd love to see a bit toned down cutscenes in W3, Comic style was ok, but I liked W1 paintings more. Maybe there's some kind of middle ground possible.

>>276151463
you;re the one who's trolling here. you're literally picking TW3 over DAI because there are "less women than men to romance from". What about the gameplay? you can play as any class while in TW3 you only play as a sword weilding rogue. Also the plot is much superior in DAI than witcher. not to mention DAI has a better combat that isn't a clickfest.

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>>276151761
That style used in the actual comic? Published by Dark Horse, I think.

guys, I've got a dilemma I need help with here, should I finish checking out with the ruskie vpn for 11 bucks or buy it for the 47?

pls send help

>>276151945
Nope, I just liked the cover pic.
Btw is "The house of glass" series any good? Didn't tried it yet.

>>276151945
Different comic, the one you have there was a tie-in with 2. The Dark Horse one is different and includes some shit from 3.

>>276152161
It's alright. Not great. Geralt yells out the names of signs and talks to his medallion, but it's not terrible.

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>>276151945
> another franchise goes to shit.jpg

>>276152161
it's meh, really mediocre.

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So, will Broche return?

>>276152570

Based Roche

>>276152570
The leaked design documents list every character that they had to make a model of.
Yes.

>>276152570
Of course. I hope he dies under tragic circumstances. This moment in W2 where Whoreveth could kill him but instead left with a smug face, was so damn cringe-worthy.

>>276152570
They've confirmed it in a couple of interviews.

Question for anyone with knowledge in how video game companies and shit works

Will witcher 3 get a downgrade before release or will it look like the 35 min demo that came out

How long is the wicther 2? im gonna start it now. how good is the story? I know its considered a good game but is the story really good?

>>276152761
Thank God

>>276152807
I'd like to see Whoreveth and Broche team up for some reason

>>276149336
why is it acceptable for cosplay to be with wigs?
i dont know but it just stands out that none of them look like they have real hair on their heads.

>>276152570
Guaranteed to show up, although I wonder if his loyalty will depend on whoever he aligned with at the end of Witcher 2.

>These are just clothes, it's the color on the inside that matters.

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>>276149852
how do they do that?
do you like fill out a little questionnaire when you boot up witcher 2?

>>276152934
>I'd like to see Whoreveth and Broche team up for some reason

Sounds cool, but it would be pure fanservice and cliche.

>>276153124
It gives you an option to import a Witcher 1 save file.

>>276152956
Have you ever tried styling your hair to look like a video game character? Shit's time consuming, easy to fuck up, and you have to consider that your actual hair is going to be dictated by the cosplay for a while.

Wigs are a godsend.

>>276153124
No, it's a default state if you don't have a prepared save to import.

>went with Order in W1 and became best bros with Siegfried
>he shows up in W2 and actually helps you by offering a different route in one mission
>said route is completely unavailable if he's not in your game

Nicely done.

>>276153168
Which is why it would be cool.
>cliche standing back to back fighting off Nilfgaardians
>Whoreveth says wittty one-liner
>Broche responds with witty one-liner

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>>276152934
>Roche and Iorveth will never get a buddy cop spin-off game

>>276150129
things become popular because they are good.

>>276142229
Kurwa

>>276152867
The characters are great as are some moments, the whole story may be a bit confusing, but still revarding at times. There's a lot of politics involced, it may be not for everyone. It's certainly worth playing twice, on each path, one of them should suit you. After two playthroughs I'd say the Iorveth one is better storywise, it starts like shit but gets better, like a polar oposite of Roche option, but it'll be best if you'll find out yourself.

Just watched the new Hobbit.
The CGI in the witcher trailers were more convincing.

>>276152104
pls rspnd

>>276153102
With that delay and few weeks of NEETdom in front of me I guess there's just no excuse not to replay W2 on dark mode to create that one perfect save to end this story once and for all.

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>>276151516
to be fair he shot those two arrows in like, what, two seconds? letho even gives him a "well, you tried your best" look before he cuts him down.

>>276153714
Be a good goy and buy it for full price.

>>276153663
ok and i love middle age politics.

>>276153689
I've seen it yesterday, it was good.

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>>276154014
enjoy boner then!

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>>276150590

try harder

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>>276152867
Not really long. 30-35 hours, but it's really meant to be replayed at least once and even then you'll miss some choices because there are more options than two. Important things to know are: trust no one completely and everyone has an agenda of their own.

I really, really hope tw3 will have a lot of tw1 tier moments.
That is moments where the pace of the story kinda slows down and gives you time to really delve into the world. Including fun-tier quests like getting wasted with your buddies and doing crazy shit with strangers. Like getting back Dandelion's lute by beating up the father of the girl he was banging, then ploughing her yourself - or the quest where you get a knight with a vow of silence so drunk he starts blabbering.
This was my absolute favorite thing in the first one.

>>276153714
I've heard that russian Stean games will be region locked, to prevent company losing monies because dying russian economy. Does this help you mate? or I'm just high and dont get what you're asking about?

>>276154014
Then you're gonna love it. You'll have to play close attention and play both paths to fully grasp what's going on and why certain people are doing this and that.
But when it all starts clicking, it's super satisfying.

>>276153904
Make sure you upload it. I don't want to play W2 again.

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>>276154014
>mfw Loc Muinne

It's Politics: the Chapter. And it's not blatantly obvious what you have to do for the best outcome. Hell, game in general expects you to READ your journal and doesn't give you a brief one-line summary.

>>276154652
>That quest where you trying to find out who is a traitor
>That outcome

While I'm glad it seems we can ignore politics in 3, it most certainly still had its moments.

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>>276154652
I was kinda taken aback when you can make Aryan surrender in the prologue. I though the game was baiting and he would be too honorable or something so you'd end up in a fight no matter what. Also, different prison escape depending on your choice is a nice touch.

>>276154316
Yeah, that stuff was great in W1, kinda missed such scenes in W2. The devs did hell of a job with this game but sometimes you can feel that they got a knife at their throat and had to cut some stuff to finish the game in time.
And that's why I'm not mad anymore at them for that delay.

>>276155140
>Killing Aryan
Shiggy witchy

>>276154381
I am buying it on GOG, and it doesn't look like they have anything like that yet.

>>276154612
You could find savestates for different outcomes on CDPR forums I guess, I've seen them somewhere once

>>276155140
>Make him surrender
>"The king will show mercy"
>Skip to the dungeons
>He's being tortured
Welp

>>276155396
While it was most certainly part of the corner corning, at least in 2 it kinda made a bit of sense considering the circumstances Geralt was going through at the moment. In 3 it seems like it will fit better though.
But yeah, now that they actually have the freedom to take the time they need, by all means, let them - even if I was disappointed that they couldn't have waited to set a release date til they were sure.

>>276155775
The king is dead, long live the king.

>>276155775
A dead king shows nobody mercy.

>>276155775
Mercy as in "he won't slaughter you and your entire family for rising up in arms against him". Aryan pretty much surrendered to save his soldiers because you appealed to his honor.

>>276155969
how do you get the scene with his mother being raped?

>>276155140
Damn who is that? I've played it twice and haven't seen this

>>276155140
never killed him so i didn't get to see his mum getting tortured.

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So, which route would you import, Roche or Iorveth?

>>276156184
It's only torture.
And by killing Aryan and taking a secondary route during the prison escape.

>>276156306
Mee too, though once I've met his mother cutting some sort of shady deal with Nilfgaard ambassador, and the second, though I thought that I'm making the same choices as before I didn't. Neat.

>>276156481
(B)Roche.

>>276156481
Still not entirely sure to be honest.
Roche's path seems the most "canon" or logical to me in terms of what I think Geralt would've done. But while Roche is a bro, the outcome on that path is just so fucking grim.
Which is why I'm considering Iorveth's path as you spend most of the time chilling with dorf bros and making sure that asshole Henselt doesn't see them all executed.

Still not decided though.

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I bought the first Witcher game from last year's steam winter sale and played it only for like 30 minutes and dropped it because it felt boring. I now gave it a new chance and goddamn this game is cool. Really complex though, there's a shitload of menus and everything.
Already 10 hours in and it has been pretty nice. Gonna get Witcher 2 when the price goes super low again.

>mfw stunning some bandit and chopping his head off

>>276143071
i hated those bastards in Witch 1.

>>276156518
ohh, well I made Aryan surrender. Seemed like the Geralt thing to do

>>276156704
Good to hear it.
You really need to be in the right mood to get the most out of these games in my experience.

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>>276144163
Vesemir > Geralt.
I wan't to play as Vesemir or other witcher. I hate new Geralt. I also hate new Yennifer she looks like Bioware character.

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All the enemies are so polite in this game, they just stand and wait when you're conversing. Even in battle they all wait for their turns.

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The most difficult part in the game. Prove me wrong.

>>276156834
Why are you so angry, anon?

>>276156930
not important

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Its a dogs life, guys, I'll tell you that much. Whenever you think something good will happen... well, you know.

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W1 is pretty comfy

>>276156928
You just need to luck out and not get stunned like a little bitch if I remember correctly.
It was most certainly one of the most annoying parts.

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>>276156847

10/10 thread

reinstalling witcher 1 right now

>>276156928
Not really, it's just pure RNG at times. Aard is all you need.

>>276157104
Yeah, it had some really neat environments. I would enjoy the game a lot more if it wasn't for the amnesia cliche though.
Anyway, that place reminds me, I hope we'll have more actual intellectuals to talk and debate with in 3. It was pretty funny in the first one but barely happened in 2.

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>>276155140
>mfw he showed up again
captcha: roche

>>276157430
They kinda had to go for that angle though. If they didnt do the "I lost my memory" shit then the books would be mandatory reading. And thats a lot to ask.

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>>276156928
Aard stun > execute > villagers massacre > everything went better than expected.
As long as you'll manage to stun that damn thing and doesn't use that fucking useless potion that's making all screen fuzzy

>>276146994

This is how I felt too. Day time and the brush moving with the wind then there's the threat of spirits lurking about.

I loved that part.

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cat potion has some nice side effects

>>276156928
This fight is literally impossible with the full combat rebalance mod if you are on "the witcher" difficulty, I had to tone it down to the medium alternative of the hard mod package and it was still insane.

>>276157758
>Aard stun > execute

This. I just tried, if not, reloaded my save, try again.
Horrible boss fight design.

>>276157712
I don't think it was necessary at all. If that was the case, every protag in the first game of a series with some mid-tier deep lore would have to be an amnesiac.
I mean I get the interactions with characters might be weird for people not familiar with the series but still. I just really, really don't like the whole amnesia concept. Super glad we won't have to deal with that in 3.

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>>276157354
>reinstalling witcher 1 right now
So, my mission here is done, and I can go to sleep, have fun anon, get yourself a Rise of the white wolf and a Flash mods and have fun

>>276158059
You are dealing with people that Geralt either knows, or knows VERY well the whole game. Coming up to Dandelion and asking him "Who the fuck are you?" would be awkward at best.

So you either have people read the books, or the lore tab of your journal is gonna get really bloated and mandatory.

I guess it wasnt necessary as you say, but it was convenient.

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>fuck everything
>kill everything
>steal everything

These are what makes any game enjoyable to me.

>>276156481
Both.
Roche first though. Siding with elves never sit well with me in both games.

I hope the days are somewhat long in 3 and they don't go by at a gta tier speed.

So, will Brofried make a return? Or at least a mention of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUVz7fJKVOs

Polish dub best dub

>>276156704
That's what everyone goes through with the first game.

If i have the wicther 1 but haven't played and dont feel like playing it, can i go right to 2? will i not know whats going on?

>>276158310
> steal everything

I really hate those old styled games (and Witcher uses Bioware engine) which allow you to take any items without anyone reacting to it. Stealing basically don't even exist, you just go from hut to hut and take everyone's possessions.

>>276156928
I just cheese it with Aard. That fight goes to bullshit levels on the hardest difficulty.

>>276157973
Naah, It's not that bad, you could defeat it in a fair fight, the only thing thats kinda jarring is that when you kill it you have to instantly fight again exhausted and propably wounded. I killed the Beast without loading too many times, but I'll admit to grinding like crazy beforehand.

>>276157869
Still better than the witcher 2 cat.

The first game doesn't affect the story of the second game at all except some minor changes. It does help if you know the characters beforehand but they introduce a ton of new ones anyway.

I still recommend you play the first game because it's very good.

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>>276158394
>Siegfried is pretty great
>Go neutral towards the end
>Spare him in chapter 5
>Expect to see him in Witcher 2
>He doesn't even show up in Loc Muinne unless you went Order Path

>>276158265
Reminds me, they actually had a pretty fucking sweet detail I liked a lot, by making it a bit ambiguous how much he remembers. That is, that small quest with Dandelion's lute where he asks you if you remember how he got it and you're given a yes/no decision. If you read the books, you'll do know the story and can consider that Geralt also remembers on account of the yes option. If you don't know about it, then never mind, Geralt doesn't remember that yet.

>>276158797
meant for >>276158463

>>276158394
Not without use of necromancy if you know what I mean.

>>276158463
Just play it you fkn fgt.

>>276142229
So is ciri going to be playable or what?

>>276156481
>>276156481
Iorveth. I don't like him, but broing up with dorfs bros felt way better than being king's errand boy and getting your friends raped.

Then, i'll import Roche save too, to see differences.

>>276158905
you are literally the scum of earth

>>276158810
Yeah, that was honestly kind of a stupid decision on CDPR's part. Like why would you NOT want to have him show up?

>>276158404
Did you said dub?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_SuMRs_Jsk

>>276159010
Radical fanatics should be exterminated

>>276158958
Yes, but only during set quests.

>>276159118
Starting with you

Just got btfo'd by the Professor and NotRaymond Detective in the swamps and rescued by Triss. Never played Witcher games before; but how long/much do I have left in that town?

I hate the swamplands, they're...2spooky

>>276159213
Nah, I went neutral

>>276156231
Aryan, Anais and Boussy's mom, you only meet her in the dungeons (and subsequently in Loc Muinne) if you kill Aryan.

>>276159331
you are about 3/5th through

>>276153426
I hate me for saying it, but I REALLY want that.

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>>276146049

Daily reminded that you're full of . She never had any vaginal penetration. Only had a relationship with a female, and it's implied she might fuck Galahad on the saga's ending. But seeing what happens to anyone who tried to have sex with her, it's unlikely.

>Raped by a female bandit, later turned into her lover. died and had her head decapitated later on
>Decided to let a wounded merchant have sex with her, but it only ended on second base. the guy died from his wounds while playing with her tits.
>Lots of nights orgasems from foreplay by elven king, never got to intercourse cause the old faggot couldn't get a hard on from a "dh'oine turd". he fucking died by overdosing on viagra
>Attempted rape by a cannibal hermit, only managed to get her pants down before getting BTFO by a horse. died by getting slaughtered by Ciri
>Vilgefortz wanted to torture-impregnate her.surprise surprise, fucker died, along with half the characters in the span of 10 pages.

As long as the whole "MAH ELDER CHILD" prophecy exists, her having getting a good fucking isn't happening.
Her pussy is is cursed by having destiny be the ultimate cockblocker

>>276159331
I seriously hope you didn't get tricked, anon.
Chapter 3 has some swamping, but drastically less than chapter 2. This was the point of the game where I really started digging it.

i seriously hope that i dont have to play as ciri
fuck that overpowered bitch

>>276159715

Oh dont get me wrong I fucking LOVE the game, was just eager to see the rest of this wonderfully dark world

>>276159331
Oh boy, You're on chapter 3, a lot more straight forward than 2 so you won't need to go back from and to the swamps over and over but you'll still go

Spoiler that you most likely will need: On chapter 2, you should've gotten a quest to recover a lost kid, you resolve that quest in this chapter. You need to finish this quest before Reaping Time, or else you fail it automatically, even if you did find the kid before, no idea why, just tell Vaska you found the kid THEN finish Reaping Time

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>>276142229
Is she the Vergil to Geralt's Dante?

>>276142229

>those cock sucking lips never wrap around Geralts dick in Witcher 3 because of lore

no buy

>>276159353
why

Can you fuck the green chick in the swamplands in Witcher 1? The naked one?

>>276159819
Well, chapter 3 is more or less the same but with the rich part of town unlocked which is nice.
You're in for a extreme treat in chapter 4 in terms of environment though, but you probably know that already.

>>276159925

Yes.

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>witcher 1 with any other combat system

i'd take turn based. i'd take anything that isn't that fucking stupid rythm game

can you imagine Witcher 1 with dark messiah, mount and blade or chivalry gameplay? jesus christ

>>276159880

Fuck, I took that quest then did the tower. Can I still go finish it in Chapter 3?

Also, what the fuck is up with the swamp villagers? They're so creepy praying to that fish-god or whatever

>>276159925
Yes. For educational purposes

>>276159890
She is the Donte to Geralt's Dante.

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>>276157031
Nobody asked you your name.

>>276160042

How ;_;

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>>276159010
I choose to be neutral on swamps, sided with Order in Bank just because fuck the bandits, and generally stayed away from the knights with exception of the Siegfried. He truly was a bro, but when I saw him marching side by side with mutants through burning streets of Wyzima, all so righteous and believing in greater good I just got mad and poor Siegfried met his end on that day. I wanted to reload this afterwards, but finally decided to keep playing, to face the consequences as the bitter choices are essential part of this game. The same goes to the Mage purge from the end of W2, I wanted to stop it somehow but screwed badly, well, that's how it was supposed to be it seems.

My brain hurts. So much. So much.

Stop it.

Plase. Stop hurting me.

Please. It hurts so much.

Please stop illuminati.

>>276160127
>Can I still go finish it in Chapter 3?
You're supposed to, you resolve it during Reaping Time, just keep asking Vaska for quests

Point is, when you find the kid, drop everything and tell vaska you found it, else risk failing it.

Ending Reaping Time before telling Vaska you found the kid fails the quests, it's a bug or an oversight most likely

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>>276160220
Don't be a beta.
Alternatively look up the wikia and see if you need to do some quest or other first. I don't recall it being hard to get.

This game is going to blow, and I know this because it included Ciri, an obvious attempt at pandering to /v/irgins by making a female Witcher (ie. slut) for you to jerk off to with her 100% inevitable nude scenes that you are undoubtedly all frothing for.

>>276160220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-VIUI61SQ

>>276160349
>her 100% inevitable nude scenes that you are undoubtedly all frothing for.
the only thing that's going to blow is my dick, son

>>276160220
If I remember right you need to have the quest lost lamb where you search for the kid active and go ask her where baby dryads come from

>>276160503

You know you wanna see that rose tattoo.

>>276160349
every thread

Will Witcher 3 still have sex scenes or did the SJW's ruin that?

>>276160593
And yet a sad sting of truth.

>>276160714
>scenes
>not cards
fuck off pleb

>>276160751
Tell me, does this work on anyone?

I guess people that didnt read the books might consider falling for that, but still.

>>276160714
>>276160782
>polish people
>giving a rat's ass about 'murrikan's feminists

lol

>>276160897
>>276160782

Admit, who here blew their load to that Witch's card in Witcher 1 in the cave

>>276160859
Female witchers aren't the problem. It's that Ciri is being used to sell a game that; has been delayed several times, has several questionable pictures of varying quality, and disgruntled former/anonymous employees telling you otherwise.

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Anyone else really like the duel at the end of 1?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGreZWumCAQ

>That Geralt manly roar and run
>Them fast, flashy, yet still practically looking, moves that look aesthetic as fuck
>That clanging of swords
>That dirty trick used by Geralt
>Over in 40 seconds, short and sweet, no nonsense

Wonder if there'll be more sword porn in 3. The Geralt+Lambert copter spin formation has potential.

>>276159693
so that whole virgins and unicorns thing is true?

>>276161201
Were we told who was that assassin in W2? Was he also part of Letho's group?

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>>276142774
That's because makeup is a common trait among Sorceresses, because they are all vain cunts, and it just so happens that part of Ciri's childhood was being raised by the dankest cunt of them all.

>>276161240
They seem to imply that that part might've been bullshit. Or it was just because the one Ciri met was young or something.

>>276161172

>disgruntled/anonymous employees
>/v/

lmao. You're a fucking retard who believes ANYTHING.

btw I work at Sony, cant show proof right now; but we're working hard on Last Guardian

>>276161554
The only retard here is you.

>>276161482
He's never mentioned by Letho, but in one of the flashbacks, besides Geralt, Letho, Serrit and Auckes, we do see the silhouette of the unknown witcher.

>>276161201
Dandelion's pacing in his storytelling buggers me, he's a bard - a professional storyteller - and talks like a nervous fifteen year old speaking in front of his class.

Ended up buying it at 700 rubles.

i'm ready for launch now.

>>276161240

Yeah, but only for young virgins. Because some used their virginity as a profession, by working with hunters as bait to capture unicorns.
So if the girl is still a virgin by her early-mid twenties, even unicorns want nothing to do with them.

>>276159890
She's the pizza to Geralt's Dante.

>>276153907
Even if the arrow hit, the quen would have stopped it.

>>276161798
Yeah, they probably could've gotten a better voice for him.

>>276150658
Steam version is literally shit.

Get the GoG version, and enjoy an extra 10 frames per second for no apparent reason.

>>276161798

Did you forgot what Djikstra said about him?

>"I know you're almost forty, look almost thirty, think you're just over twenty and act as though you're barely ten."

>>276152570
Iorvith path was better

>>276162583
I agree

>>276162452
I know a few of ten yearish old kids who can talk really fluently.

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Why aren't there more strong, independent, 50+ year old men who don't need no women in video games?

>>276162750
holy autism batman

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>>276162907
Okay.

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Will there ever be another bro like Regis?

>>276163162
But we've already had Siegfred and Roche.

>>276162242
Thankfully the quality of voice actors improved greatly with 2.

>>276163276

Please, they don't even come close.

>>276162807
Because fuck baby boomers.

>>276163285
I think the directing just really sucked. I mean, Geralt's voice actor isn't anything special but he's still loads better in 2 compared to 1 where it feels like they just kicked him into a room and then told him to read the lines which they then proceeded to use the first takes of.

>>276163162
>Gerard Butler

>>276163563

It all makes sense now. It took Regis about 700-800 years to regenerate from dust, and now he lives his life as a shitty Hollywood actor.

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I made myself a meteor sword and it replaces my old witcher sword. How do I carry my extra sword in my inventory? It seems such a waste to just leave my old sword laying on the ground. Is there any way to put my stuff to safe?

>>276164543
At inns there is a chest you can store stuff in

How does immediately jumping to The Witcher 2 affect the game? I know Triss gets romanced whatever you do, but what about things like the Order vs. the Scoiea'tel, letting the Abigail live or die, curing the werewolf, etc.?

>>276147462
This is where master race shitlords fuck up.
Playing on pc isn't about getting an oil cooled beast that can only be used in the middle of winter in Alaska. Playing on pc is running the game however you want, on whatever settings you want, on whatever system you want and with whatever price you want.
Choice shitlord.

>>276164543

Either by the storage at the Inn, or install the "Stuff that makes Geralt's life easier" mod. It will give you 3 items, one to meditate anywhere, one to open storage and one to see at the dark.

>>276162807
>Vesemir
>50+
He's way over 100, bro

>>276165114
Play 1 first.

>>276165114
Adda is dead, you haven't gone order, Siegfried is dead, you won't get any of your old equipment, and I think that's about it.

>>276142229
This is the only game where I have to fuck to solve quests. I usually just aimed to fuck all non humans but now it makes me fuck anything.

>>276162006
damn, that's like 7 bucks

lucky fucker

>>276167329
If he'd waited a couple more days it would have been like 3.

>>276151234
Fuck yeah, someone saved the picture i made. I've made a bigger better one but i'll wait until a new thread to post it.