>you will never be as happy as shiggy
how does he do it
>Over 200 years-old
>Still gets girls
Miyamoto is a god among men.
>playing Mario Kart at a party
Get a look at this nerd.
You guys gonna play Dungeons and Dragons afterwards?
Maybe drink some root beer? Don't go too crazy you might get a sugar rush.
>Mr Iwata will never come and hang out at your house
>you will never be visited by Miyamoto and Bill
>you will never be given an autographed 3DS by Miyamoto
>you will never play video games with Shiggy and Bill
Life is suffering.
WE GOT A LITTLE SURVEY GOING ON AT NWO HEADQUARTERS AND YOU'RE EITHER WITH US, OR AGAINST US
ARE YOU HERE TO PLAY MARIO KART AND HAVE FUN?
OR ARE YOU HERE TO CONVINCE EVERYONE ELSE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE A BIG GROWN UP ADULT?
>Shiggy is wearing a Splatoon shirt
>Miyamoto wearing a Spltaoon shirt
Also, my captcha was a cake image selection, what the fuck
>based shigeru using based pro controller
even based shigeru hates gamepad
>yfw old ass based Shiggy is terrible at games now
I always thought my group of friends was strange for that reason. You usually asociate videogames with innocence but me and my friends play vidya pretty much everyday and we drink more whiskey, smoke more weed, snort more coke and take more LSD in a month than you probably do in a whole year.
I guess we're just fucking addicts.
>me and my friends play vidya pretty much everyday and we drink more whiskey, smoke more weed, snort more coke and take more LSD in a month than you probably do in a whole year.
millenials in a nutshell
Hey wait a minute, is that fucking faggot dog? I'm not a dog person, but I can see the resemblance.
its even weirder to see him in a turtleneck
Why is Shiggy always so fucking happy?
>What was your favorite game to make?
>Uh.....The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening
>*deathly silence because nobody was born when that was released*
I'd eat her nerdy nummies if you know what I mean
>Squid girl is the main character
fuck you shota fags
Bill is the head of the NoA localisation team but also their go to translator for events because him and Miyamoto have been apparently been pretty friendly for so long so they have a great translator who gets on well with him, seems perfect.
Well, Bill has known Miyamoto for a very long time (he was the one who translated the E3 where Miyamoto announced Melee for the first time), so it wouldn't surprise me if he was his personal translator as well.
>Shigeru's infinite happiness
>playing MK8 with Bill and Shig
God they should reboot balloon fight.
I can see it so vividly in my head.
Three dimensional movement, arenas, special backpacks and weapons that help you move in different ways.
>bill plays MK8 with Link instead of Rosalina
I thought he was dedicated to his waifu.
Also I'm interested in what Miyamoto said about the 30th anniversary of SMB, and they'd celebrate with many games, one of them being Mario Maker. Posible new main Mario game this year as well?
>Isn't even that excited when Shiggy shows up
And she calls herself a "nerd"