A magical video game wizard appears and gives you the chance to interact with these extremely specific video game worlds.
You can only choose one.
I really want to pick Option B, since that's the most supernatural option.. but 12 days?
I know Digimon live that long in the games, but come on.
Oh well, I'll pick B anyways. I could use the money and I'd never forget having a rad monster buddy.
>Raise my Digimon bro into a literal killing machine
>Treat him to premium grade sirloin with the prize money we win from fucking shit up
>Make sure to take tons of photos with my giant Dinosaur bro so I can remember him
>Mourn his death but take consolation in knowing he lived a full life for a Digimon
>Cheer myself up by blowing the rest of the prize money on getting the hottest girl I can find to cosplay as Ivy and fuck my brains out for days on end
A is as moronic as wasting money for food - you get little moment of satisfaction.
B is somewhat good option, but I don't know shit about digimon, so can't judge it really good.
C is pretty much A but longer and for mind, not dick. Also, A and C are obvious baits to call anon out for perversness.
D is only option without drawbacks and limitations not intended by very design of thing you get, so most effective choise is D.
D seems like the best option, C is really tempting tho but i hate how it only last a week or less if you try anything lewd, B isn't even appealing to me and A only last for an hour so I don't think its worth it
>If C was lifelong I'd choose it in a heartbeat.
This. A sucks too because it's only two hours long and I would never experience something like that again. D doesn't really entice me because LSD is too creepy. I'd probably choose A anyway though. I'd probably kill myself after C but I could probably live after A.
What does it mean for the Fedora to make bystanders agree with you? Does that mean they will actually change their minds to think what you are saying is right or will they only say you are right without actually thinking it? If it's the first then it can have a lot of power. If it is the second then it can only be used to make yourself feel better.
>coin toss relies entirely on chance
No it doesn't. It relies entirely on physics. If you want to say that quantum physics is probabilistic then all phenomenon relies on chance.
On the last day I would do something lewd.
This is extremely important: does masturbating by myself behind closed doors count as lewd?
Like if I don't bother Rorona at all and just fingerbang myself in front of a mirror?
If so I pick C.
C is the only one that sounds decent, but what does it really matter? It will be over in a week and there will be nothing to show for it, beyond the trash not having been taking out for a week.
A is pointless if that's all we're doing and I have better things to do while asleep than D. B would be potentially good if I can train it properly, but knowing me and Digimon, I'm more likely to end up with a house full of shit than $40k. Plus, a dead best friend after two weeks.
>2 hours, 12 days, 7 days or assumingly a minimum of 40 years
Yeah I'm gonna go with D. Not to mention after you do any of those other options, you're just gonna feel empty about not having more.
>Cyber Brain and Memory Palace