Will "classic" styled lightsabers be a DLC for Star

>>274014151
What the fuck am i looking at?

>>274014789
>An ancient evil awakens

>>274014789
Search for the teaser for the new SW movie

>>274015961
The what?

>>274015961
>>274016062
Oh shit another starwars movie, thanks man

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>>274014151
>show a teaser trailer where the dark side villain's saber is unique
>everyone starts running around losing their heads and jumping to conclusions

Was it this bad in 1999? I didn't have internet back then.

>>274014789
Lightsaber from the teaser trailer for star wars episode vii.

>>274016156
No because the saberstaff actually looks cool.

The saber hilt makes zero sense and looks dumb.

>>274014151
What is the fucking point of crossguard in fucking lightsaber?

Something interesting I've noticed about the villain's lightsaber is that it does not have a typical saber blade. A saber blade is usually pure white and clean looking, whereas this one looks unstable, almost like it's made of fire.

>>274016263
extra cooling

>>274016263
more ways to damage your opponent, you need to be careful thoguh.

>>274014151
BRAVO JJ

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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Nobody knows if everyone has lightsabers like that, it could just be the villain's.

>HURR IF LUUKE AND VADER HAD THEESE THEY WULD STILL HAVE THAR HANDS!!
>implying you can't cut through that metal piece

>>274016342
people keep saying he isn't a real jedi and constructed it himself. apparently that's why it's shoddy compared to other ones

>>274016156
Everyone loved the saber staff.

Until they started shoehorning it everywhere, so that every other character from every novel, comic, and game would have a saberstaff.

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>>274016263
>>274016263
You can use superior medieval swordfighting techniques with crossguard.

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>>274016631

>>274016342
some people say that it's selfmade by that character, and that's why it looks strange

but I don't know where did they get this information besides some dude on /tv/

>>274016746
>>274016631
autism speaking

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What's wrong with the new lightsabers? This migt be reality soon at least in video games. Yes, I know it's retarded but you can't argue that it isn't awesome as fuck.

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>>274016569


OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA

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>>274016569

>>274016342
>its a fireblade made out of pure, concentrated fire
>even stronger than a lightsaber
>but the main character makes a waterblade to beat it

>>274016342
It's representing his emotions

>>274016261
>>274016156
Who was the bitch in the Clone Wars, or was it Force Unleashed? I cant remember.

Either way her lightsaber blade was normal but the handles were curved and she had 2.

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>>274016720
keked hard

>>274016838

And then comes the earthblade and airblade, followed by the metalblade.

>>274016631
Even the bottom one doesn't work, functionally. Unless the blades are exactly (or more) wide than the section of the handle that emits them, you could still slide down and cut (or at least melt) through the metal in the exact corner.

>>274016263
more edge to cut yourself with

>>274016803
there edits are fucking gold

>>274016910
ventress, dooku's lightsaber was also curved for some reason.

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You guys are not watching the full scene, that's not a crossguard

>>274016926
> metal blade

>>274016783
I think canon is that only a force sensitive person can make a lightsabre as placing the crystal incorrectly would be lethal. I know the jedi use it as a one of the ultimate tests on whether you are ready to leave training or not.

>>274017016
>no bill and ted

>lightsabers in star wars battlefield.

Keep dreaming.

>>274017006
I think his was curved to emulate a previously popular "style", he was like a saber hipster

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>>274016342
A lightsaber works with plasma it's already a flaming sword an actual lazersword would be nice

>>274016926
>metalblade
Isn't that just a sword?

>>274014151
Game is first person only. EA is probably removing the jedi element entirely.

I don't think that's a bad choice actually.

>>274016926
>By the time 'a long time ago' becomes 'a relatively short time ago', we've come full circle, and all blades are metal.

>>274016803
We already had lightsaber tonfas in the Force Unleashed, and it looked retarded there too.

I just think a lightsaber staff is as crazy you can get with lightsabers without it being completely retarded.

>>274017047
do you have that one where his sword opens like a swiss army knife?

>>274017016
>>274017047
I love it.

>>274017016

Yea, i really dont understand this at all.

What a shit fucking design, like some 12 year old made it.

People are so stupid. People of power have throughout history preferred of armour and weapons that is ornamental rather than pragmatic.

>>274017047
Fuck, that would actually be cool as shit.

I like the idea of the Sith going to a more European knight aesthetic with their armor and lightsabers compared to the more oriental warrior monk style of the Jedi

>>274017047
Megaman Zero?

>>274017016
That's too well done. Someone on /tv/ was working on that for hours.

>>274016706
It was a different time. Liking stuff in 2014 is probably the most embarrassing thing you can admit to, especially in this contrarian shithole.

>>274016263

So you cant get your hands/lightsaber handle cut off if you lock sabers and they slide down to your wrist?

>>274017142
Best Seiba

>>274017249
I could imagine that being the case for the jedi, but why the fuck would a sith lord build a lightsaber which is moderately inadequate in combat?

>>274016798
>show any enthusiasm or astuteness on a particular subject
>lelele autism

go to bed, kid.

>>274017358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjrPTCnZwB4

Are they fencing with lightsabers now?

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>>274016746
Something like this would be cool

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>>274017224

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YOUR CLAYMORE IS NO MATCH FOR MY SUPERIOR JAPANESE KATANA

ANCIENT SMITHING TECHNIQUES ENSURE THE LIGHT IS REFRACTED ONE THOUSAND TIMES FOR MAXIMUM CUTTING POWER

>>274017448
For intimidation purposes? For flare? He's some sort of leader presumably, he wants to stand out.

>>274017448
Really? When I think about it, it makes more sense to me if Jedi were the ones with simple, boring but practical lightsabers and Siths were the ones with flashy, "fear inducing", yet ultimately not practical swords. They just need them for backstabbing really.

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>>274014151
Look how fucked up the laser is. It's clearly a ghetto saber using an unstable crystal. R-Right

You niggers mock it but then the film's gonna come out and we'll see how its useful and nobody foresaw how

>>274017612
How is it not cutting through the stand?

>>274017612
Would be sorta cool if they had some sort of katana inspired lightsabers.

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Rate my tattoo.

>>274016926
You know KOTOR has metalswords.

>>274016746
what if its made of mandelorian steel,they just didnt make the full guard out of it to avoid people going ''BUT A LIGHTSABER CAN CUT THAT''

>>274014151
I think it's the only saber looking like this.

>>274017448
Maybe he don't know shit about the Dark Side? Did the leak even say if he was Vader's apprentice or anything?

It kills me after all the stupid shit in the prequels and that awful Clone Wars garbage, and now the CATS MUSICAL TIER gaudy Inquisitor blade people are mocking this.

Oh golly, a claymore lightsaber, how excessive.

>>274017596
Now I want one

>lucas publishing retcon's everything extended universe related
>not sure if it was disney's doing or lucas being lucas
>did it specifically so that jj can have more creative freedom
>All this mention about a sith named bane
>this specific lightsaber

Seriously jj gets a completely clean slate and he just re-uses old material?

>>274017806
Hairless/10

>>274017358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQMGPHsGag

>>274017856
>Darth Bane
/tv/ would fucking explode

>>274017806
Jesus christ that was fast.

>>274017394
But if you slide down that, it'd still hit the metal part and just go right through. It's completely useless.

>>274016915
but thats how people used swords,the sharp part wont do shit if the other guard is wearing armor

>>274016367
the vent explanation makes no sense

why not make the blade longer instead

or make the vents go on the other way and end up with a lance

even fucking angling them upwards witcher style makes more sense

>>274017674
>For intimidation purposes?

Anyone worth fighting is not gonna be intimidated by your glaring weapon flaw.

>>274017806
How's that going to look when his hair grows back?

>>274017787

The mini blades are actually laser phylacteries, and are used to summon Darth Icky and Darth Insanious.

>>274017856
jj abrams is a hack

he made a decent tv show almost two decades ago and somehow people think that makes him a good film director when everything he touches is immature garbage

>>274014151
no

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>>274017856
>sith named bane

I can already see the shitty edits and memes.

>>274017959
But the energy stuff is in the metal part too

>>274017950
I will try to find the article about it. No joke, some shit about there is going to be a new sith in the force awakens called bane.

>>274017936
Oh christ I've died

>>274017827
>cortosis
>metal

Stop being stupid

>>274018007
Again, it's not meant to be practical. Presumably this wont hinder his effectiveness in combat. Not like it's going to help being a smartass after he cuts you up.

Wait, so is this supposed to take place after the last movie in the time line? So poppa Palpy is dead and so is Vader but now a new ancient evil awakens?

>>274018107
Maybe he wants to rebuild the Sith order and he decided to do it under Darth Bane's name?

>>274018237

Yeah, something like 30 years later. There's always an ancient evil slumbering somewhere, that's how they sleep.

>>274017792
It's made of that lightsaber proof metal the empire had but didn't put on armor for their robots because they're literally retarded.

I didn't know Henry was a sith.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Crossguard_lightsaber

So, will the Rebel Alliance still be just the Rebels, or will it be the New Republic or Galactic Alliance?

So this is X amount of years after Return of the Jedi?

>>274018332
Still, I don't think the plasma alone is enough to suspend it.

>>274018237
I assume jj didn't want to have to fit in another story between palpatine's clone resurrection so lucas said "HERE YOU GO BUDDY, HAVE AT IT. WHAT EVER YOU WANT"

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>>274017936
Oh fuck me

>>274018380

Retcon, the Rebellion never won. Alpha 1 jumped into the middle of the Battle of Endor and singlehandedly decimated the rebel fleet with a missile boat.

>>274016631
youd think a trained jedi/sith would know how to parry with the laser part.

also it makes a shitload of sense to parry with the guard then just counter with the saber, its so logical that its just weird that not all swords are made like this.

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nothing personnel

>>274018279
But you have to remember in the timeline of 7,8,9 darth bane technically never existed. So it technically "could" be bane of this new generation, but not the old one.

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>>274016910
ventress and dooku has curved lightsabers, then there was this bitch in force unleashed.

>>274018439
30 years.

>>274017831

A lightsaber can cut through Mandelorian Steel. Do you mean Cortosis Weave?

>>274014151
Since the lasers make arcs when the swords are swung, wouldn't he cut his hand off with that hilt?

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>>274017016
where's the lost?

>>274017502

>WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT

I'm fucking dying over here

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>>274018439
18 years later. Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie's kids embark on a wacky adventure to stop the awakened Darth Bane and Darth Zannah.

>>274018594
Tonfas are literally the best weapons

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>>274018581
>>274018107
>>274017950

We will never hear the end of it.

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>>274018594
>Lightsaber Tonfas
>A non weapon meant to rest against your forearms
>Made of lasers that cut through and burn everything

What

>>274016783
all lightsabers are made by the owners usually.

>>274018720
>not aiming at the ground near him instead
It's like you wanted to die.

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>>274016926
>But then, everything changed when the firebladers attacked

>>274018154
Wasn't Cortorsis smelted to make alloys, so as to make it less brittle, yet keep the conductivity?

>>274018720
"Greedo shot first difficulty."

>>274014151

It will probably only be that characters lightsaber, much like mauls. Is this so hard to understand that not all lightsabers are identical?

>>274018581
The Clone Wars series is canon, and Bane was in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nQXLOK3KtY

>>274018820

YES

>>274018761
She uses the force to keep herself from burning/cutting herself?

>>274018820
How does that make it any less stupid?

Wait a minute.
I went to check JJ Abrams career and I found this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2697668/?ref_=nm_flmg_prd_1
How the fuck did I miss/forget-about this?

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>>274014151
A fucking disney cartoon for kindergarteners has better designs than this shit.

>>274018896
Why not just use the force to block enemy lightsabers instead

>>274018720

>18 years later

>Luke, Leia and Han are all gonna look like death incarnate

Im not looking forward to that

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>>274018820
>It will probably only be that characters lightsaber, much like mauls.
I'd say "just wait until the Expanded Universe gets a hold of it," but then I remembered.

>>274017962
Now think about using that technique with lightsabres again...

>>274019008
Fuck if I know man.

>new lightsaber design is shown
>OH MY GOD WHY ARE THE NEW LIGHTSABERS SO SHIT

It's one thing to dislike the design, but to jump to such a conclusion as to all the lightsabers now look like this?

Next level retard.

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>>274017936

>dem rocks
>dat jabba
>does lips
>that blaster shot

Killed me anon.

>>274018740
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/572965/20141117/star-wars-man-black-darth-bane-helmet.htm#.VHy6itLF_04

Okay well I think this is what I read. Not sure the actual validity of the article but still. Darth bane making an appeance in actual movies would be odd. Loved the character in the books but I am not sure reviving a character that doesn't exist anymore is a good thing.

drdrdrdrdrdrdr

>>274018903

Thought he was a centaur from the thumb nail

>>274019078
It can't be good because it's different.

>>274019053
as i said,if the other guy is wearing armor,and why would you wear armor that slows you down if you know the weapon your opponent is using can cut trough it

>>274019008
I'd use the force to flick the little button off on their saber or just plain rip their crystal out.
While we're at it, why am i not just ripping their spine out their ass and beating them with it?
All this flashlight fight shit when you can beat a man with his own spine, faggots the lot of em.

>>274019078
Nah, that's still the usual level retard for /v/.

>>274018864
I never watched or kept up with the clone wars series. How the hell did they fit him in there?

>>274019078
>Next level retard.

So Star Wars fan ?

>>274017936
POETRY
O
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>>274017936
Magnificent

inb4 lightsaber nunchucks

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>>274018864
Tell me about Darth Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

>>274019253
Yoda goes to a bunch of shitholes talking to ghosts to learn how to become a ghost.

>>274016706
everyone loved it only after the film and because we were kids, star wars nerds were pissed

Just watched new hope again today. I was wondering, since the homestead is so open, how are they not at risk of something like a Tusken Raider attack? They look like an easy target really

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Why are people getting so fucking angry about this. IT'S CANON. you guys are acting like Darth Maul's double sided wasn't a shock when it first came out.

SUCK MY ASS

>>274019476
They are an easy target which is why they have guns.

>>274016926
>Not Earthblade, Woodblade, and Metalblade

>>274019367
And the clone wars series is the only thing offically canon with the new episodes?

>>274019354
Crashing this spacecraft
with no survivors

>>274019498
Maul's thing worked, this just looks silly and pointless.

CHOKE ON IT

>>274017936
i don't get it

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>>274019354
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIS.

>>274019589

Clone Wars and Rebels, yeah.

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I made the ultimate lightsaber design

>>274019589
Technically yes. Other things may be reintroduced into the new canon later but we don't know what.

>>274017936
You know, this really makes me appreciate the new trailer even more.

>>274019615

>Mauls thing worked

It was also much more dangerous and inefficient to use in combat than a regular light saber
It only existed because of rule of cool

I mean he had to do all those fucking flips and shit just to not cut himself in half when he makes a stabbing motion

>>274019589
All the main movies, The Clone Wars, and Rebels are the canon now. Plus whatever EA shits out with Battlefront 3.

>>274019523

You only see one gun really and that's the rifle luke gets out of his speeder. Living out in the middle of no where in tatooine with all those tusken raiders larking about just seems unnecessarily dangerous. Also what the fuck does a moisture farmer do? Didn't really look like they had a lot of room to run a farm there, unless the actual farming location was somewhere else

>>274019498
My first thought seeing it is it doesn't make any fucking sense. But then I remembered lightsabers don't go through eachother which is equally as retarded.

>>274019647
Let's ask lindybeige if it's a viable tactic

>>274019625
The dark side rises.

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>>274019615
>sword with crossguard
>pointless

YOU A STUPID BOI

>>274019647

How exactly do you hold the back end of the spear and the dagger in one hand at the same time?

>>274017936
Pls be shopped in London

>>274019721
Why did you have to remind me that everything about Maul was really cool?

Fuck, they could have easily made him the villain throughout 1-3. Even 1-2 would have worked.

>>274017796
But the very concept of the lightsaber was inspired by Katanas.

>>274019762
You mean Matt, Lindy doesn't know shit about hema.

So why it doesnt use those electro staff from the movie which blocked jedi lightsabers as a hiltguard?

>>274019787
>laser swords that cut through everything but other laser swords and don't slide around on each other
>needing crossguards

TAKE A SUCK

>>274019726
The actual farm is basically an underground greenhouse designed to hold in the moisture of the artificial environment. They also collect and sell water from the air, which is a form of farming.

>>274019726

They farm moisture with the machines drawing it in from the air.

>>274019762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsRVcmEG3VY&list=UUt14YOvYhd5FCGCwcjhrOdA

this guy knows more about that shit than loyd

>>274019801
With your hand. It's perfectly possible, I've done it myself several times. Unless you have fat hands I guess.

I think a giant bastard sword equivalent would've been cooler

>>274019801
it really isn't difficult, you have room for both

>>274019829

I liked Maul too
My brother was scared shitless of him when I had his mask on

>>274019946
>>274019969

>tfw small hands

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Inquisitor lightsaber will be DLC.

>>274019858
>>274019937
i was just making a joke. I though he made a video where he was talking about holding a dagger and a spear at the same time but I may be wrong

>>274019787
>not reading the thread

It's already been pointed out why it's actually completely non-functional as a crossguard.

>>274017962
That's why you are supposed to aim for the weak spots, like neck and joints

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>>274020002
is that humanity

>>274020002
Edgy.

>>274020002

>tfw you will never be able to enjoy the sexiness of a black lightsaber without being called an edge lord

>>274015961
more like SJW movie

>>274019908
See the problem with the star wars universe (and i suppose any outragours sci-fi universe) is that there is no concrete proof or "anchor" to how anything ultimately works.

Take lightsabers for instance. There has been enough on them to describe how they work but there is an equal amount of stuff that completely goes against the idea. Is it the fact that there is no absolute in how lightsabers work or is it that people just make up shit as they go?

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the backlash on the silly lightsaber design will hopefully teach JJ to cut back on the dumb EU shit

>>274020080
gross

>>274020080
what the fuck

>>274020172
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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>>274020194

>>274020193
wouldn't it be Jesus with the menorah, since he's the jew

>>274020172
you don't need to explain shit but the fact you can only make them with a rare macguffin

>>274020080
How are you supposed to use that without cutting yourself?

>>274020170
Just stop.

>>274019829
>they replaced him with count dooku
>Lucas never realized how intimidating a quiet bad guy who doesn't speak much is

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Fucking thanks guys, after going to the goddamn star wars wiki and trudging through all the autism over lightsabers I ended up finding out that the avatar of destruction in SW is this goofy thing.

Goddamn star wars is weird

>>274020080
>know people who are bitching about the new lightsaber
>will show them this

I hope that shuts em up.

>>274020137
avoid the problem entirely by using axes and maces, real big smashy weapons for real big smashy men.

>>274018089
>cut off metal
>nothing is directing the the light into a beam anymore
>lightsaber explodes/otherwise breaks

Real useful guard

>>274016148
Do you live under a rock?

>>274020160
>>274020163

SEE?

SEE?

>>274019724
And all the books that come out now.

>>274020264
why didn't the jedi just use the force to push it away instead of trying to hit it

>>274020323
Like a throwing shield, obviously.

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>>274018645
>Mandalorian iron, also known by its Mando'a name of beskar, was a near-indestructible iron ore whose only known source was the Outer Rim world of Mandalore and its moon, Concordia. Beskar was notable for being able to withstand blows from even a lightsaber,and was commonly thought to be nearly indestructible

>>274020080
They try so hard yet they can't into a simple effective design like >>274019647

>>274020323
just like grievy did,hold it infront of you and charge

>>274017016

why does it burn?

its a LIGHTsabre not a FIREsabre

>>274019908
But what if they were to miss your saber and hit the crossguard, if the crossguard weren't there it would have hit you. it's useful.

>>274020349
>kill obis master in episode 1
>maims his student in 2
>obi kills him in 3 now thats hes a fully trained jedi master

>>274020323
>the power of the dark side

>>274017006
Dookus was curved because the actor requested one to emulate fencing(which he does/did irl)

Max Von Sydow is in this, that alone should be reason enough to watch this movie.
Are nerds really upset by this?

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>>274020423
He never made it past padawan. Order 66 hit

>>274020452
wait so mandelorians are the slavs of star wars

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>>274018089
>lightsabers are hollow tubes full of laser

>>274020489

*curbed.

>why is this unrealistic weapon unrealistic

autism

>>274018594
jesus christ light sabre tonfas are the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of

>this movie might be on par with 4 and 6, but not quite as good as 5
>it will stomp the 1 and 2, and be a solid amount better than 3

I have a gut feeling this movie might actually be pretty decent. I mean, it's hard to say from an 88 second teaser, but what we have been shown was already better than what Lucas threw at us in the early 2000's.

What's your predictions?

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>>274017806
I bet he'll regret it if the film sucks, like these fat fuckers.

>>274018089

Remember how Anakin's lightsaber kept cutting cut and Obiwan kept scolding him?

Lighsabers are flawed to the core

A sword that cauterizes its own cuts. What an useless sword as causing bleeding is one of the main advantages of using cutting weapons over smashing.

>>274014151
>>274016156
The double bladed lightsaber was the maximum amount of edge they could have ever possibly went with the lightsaber before they went into the ridiculous territory that the new lightsaber in this movie went towards. The double bladed lightsaber at least made sense in being somewhat practical in the star wars world. Darth Maul was a mysterious Sith that wielded on so it obviously deserved a pass. With the way the lightsaber is suppose to work according to the lore, only the double bladed and standard ones would ever make any sense. Yoda's of course because he is small. All what it was is a standard saber only smaller.

>>274020470
>not a FIREsabre

How do you know it's not a firesaber?

>>274016261
It's obviously a homebrew lightsaber with shoddy construction that needs some sort of vent system to keep it from exploding.

>>274020706
>dark souls 2 pvp

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>>274020273

>>274020709
Except a lightsaber isn't suppose to work like a sword you retard.

>>274020668
From what jj produces and from what I have seen from the trailer looks good that all the goofy, shit kiddy humor of the first 3 might disappear.

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>>274020457
There is something like that actually.

Yo but why are they called light sabers if the sith could use them? Aren't they on the dark side of the force?

>>274020709
Who cares about bleeding when you can easily cut a body into pieces

>>274020668
It will be a forgettable shit, just like the new Star Trek movies. More enjoyable than the prequel trilogy but bland and forgettable.

>>274020709
It's a civilized weapon for a civilized world.
Bleeding to death would be very uncivilized.

How do they even stop the laser of the light sabers from spreading? Are there little mirrors on the ends of the swords?

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>>274019647
Already exists

>>274020080

how can you fight with something like that? Any subtle movements and you'll lop your own head/limps off.

>>274020889
>How do they stop a laser from spreading?
Really now, faggot?

>>274020470

>Light doesnt burn

>>274020849
This #thingsthattkeepmeupatnight

>>274020002
I literally don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. Black saber with white glow looks so fucking awesome, especially complimented with the white robes you can get.

>>274020668
It'll be better than the first 3, but still pretty meh

Abrams is okay, he's not great...but also not completely terrible, so thats my expectations for the film

>>274020917
Jesus christ, so many pointy ends.

>>274020917

Seems like the handle would be very easy to cut if you got close enough

>>274018019

Bearded R2D2-ball.

>>274020979
APRIL MOON

>>274020616
Ayy lmao

>>274020917
>>274020843
Are you blind you cannot see the difference between these and the sketched one?

>>274019625
Fucking CIS scum

>>274020939
>How do you fight while holding a kite shield without banging yourself in the arms or head?
By not being a retard.

>>274020950

I don't know physics, man. Stop nerding on me.

>>274020849
What if...what if it's not light as in light/dark but light as in light/heavy? What would a heavysaber look like?

>>274014151

it's not a lightsaber

the "guard" is actually made of two vents

If you look at the saber itself you can tell it's not comprised of light, but rather a rushing stream of fire/plasma

What we need is someone that wields a multitude of lightsabers by using the force to swing them around in addition to the ones they're holding.

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>>274020979
>lightsaber knees

>>274019589
Films, Clone Wars, Rebels, TOR, and the 4 new books are canon. The Plageuis is 99% likely to also be canon, but it isn't officially confirmed.

>>274020709
You're so fucking stupid.

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>>274020979
>what's essentially spiked armour but the spikes can be turned off

This changes everything.

>>274021243
>TOR
Sauce?

>>274021220
Darth Traya.

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I love the fact that the biggest issue people seem to have with the crossguard is the 'practicality'. Nigga, when have lightsabers ever been practical? The only reason they work in the movies is because, for some fuckign reason, all the projectile weapons around are slow and energy based; try blocking all the bullets from a modern day automatic rifle with a fucking lightsaber.

Lightsabers exist because it's fucking awesome. In a universe where technology has reached incredible heights, there's this order full of monks with ancient wisdom, space magic and fucking laser swords. Why? Because it's pretty fucking metal, that's why. None of this shit was ever practical, so stop trying to force that shitty argument

>>274020080
So it's like a lightsaber kiteshield?

Holy shit

One wrong move and you'll lop your legs off

But nobody could ever touch you you'd take one look at that shit and go back to your shitty hut and drink blue milk and think about your lif

>>274021058
You're a pointy end.

>>274020917
>Woops blew a hole in the earth

>>274017763
>Look how fucked up the laser is. It's clearly a ghetto saber using an unstable crystal. R-Right

Actually right, the "stupid parts" people bitch about are excess energy exhaust because they dude is a sithboo instead of a real sith

>>274021304
Seriously? Tortanic the old republic, the great jewening.

>>274021361
OH SHIT

>>274021401
I mean source on if it's canon or not.

>>274017006

Dooku's was curved because he had arthritis and couldn't swing his wrist around as easily.

>>274021375
Yeah; he's clearly just a dark jedi taking teachings from the sith.

>>274021314
The impracticality makes it less awesome dumbass.

>>274021314
>lasers are slow

Nah dude that's force training. You can be a faggot or you can be wrong, don't be both, please.

>>274020489
Dooku didnt even pommel grip it. How lame

>>274021314
The reason everyone uses slow moving laser based weapons is because armor like stormtroopers wear completely negates shit like bullets. Also you don't need to buy ammo if your gun shoots lasers.

>>274020979
So is this the sundowner of the star wars universe?

>>274021314
>Why? Because it's pretty fucking metal,
Jesus christ, faggot

>>274021314
>try blocking all the bullets from a modern day automatic rifle with a fucking lightsaber

Fun fact, jedi aren't worth shit against projectile weapons in star wars canon

>>274021547
>you don't need to buy ammo if your gun shoots lasers.
What?

you might have a lightsaber,but im aiming a shotgun at your face

>>274020470
But fire IS light.

>>274020529
That combat actually looked decent. Return to the fencing style of A New Hope.

>>274020080
That shit actually made sense in the first few seconds. Then it went ahead and spun. Completely retarded ass design.
>>274020843
While a saber spear does make sense, it actually wouldn't be as practical if you think about it. The lightsaber crystal is too small. And the staff is too long. The staff part can easily be cut rendering the weapon useless. Might as well just use a blaster.

>>274021476
No, it was curved because it's easier to use that way for a makashi-style lightsaber combat.

>>274021476
lel

>>274021314
> try blocking all the bullets from a modern day automatic rifle with a fucking lightsaber.

They can just stop them with force and direct them against you since they are just pieces of metal.

>>274021314
I'm pretty sure they'd be able to use the force on something like lead but not so much with laser beams

>>274021689
You could always make the staff out of that magic shit that lightsabers don't cut.

>>274021547
Not true. 'modern' armor in the star wars universe is built to protect against laser/plasma based weapons, and is actually useless the second you take a projectile weapon to it.

you can seriously injure yourself with a saber like that

>>274021496

so how come Han Solo could dodge Greedo's shot from like 2 feet away

>>274021761
railguns,fuck you

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>>274016263

That particular one has no purpose what so ever. A lightsaber would just cut through the handle part. Whoever designed this is a fucking moron and clearly doesn't give a shit about Starwars, but that could be said about anyone with a hand in this abortion.

How to Abrams land the gig anyway? He's never made a good movie, and he is responsible for the TV show which had literally the worst writing in TV history.

>>274021830
Fuck off with your animu bullcrap.

>>274020470
Biology major here. Fire actually is light. Light is just a wave of electrons traveling in a vaccuum. Fire is made from giving energy to electrons inside a molecule's nucleus and ejecting them to outside where they whirl around in a "plasma". So basically light is an electron wave, and fire just when you take the light and trap it around a molecule.

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>>274021821
nigga please no
Don't even start

>>274021815
You can and will seriously injure yourself with any kind of lightsaber unless you have space magic

>>274021793
Yet stormtroopers still die in 1 shot, or did all the stormtroopers in the movies just get knocked out?

>>274016156
>the dark side villain's saber is unique
hate to break it to you thats luke

also the problem isnt a unique saber, its that the design is retarded. the cross guard is pointless since the beams arent anchored directly to the hilt. theres nothing stopping the other guy from simply chopping the metal valves off the thing

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>>274021890
>railguns
>anime

>>274021845
Big Bang Theory?

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thread theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0PNcKxGWHU

>>274021957
>thats luke

source?

>>274021821
han shot first anon

>>274021845
>>274021845
It's not a crossguard
It's a vent
The lightsaber's a piece of shit

>>274021954
Laser/plasma guns are that powerful.
Seriously. Armor is more so you think you're safe more than anything else.

>>274021492

What's the issue then? Lightsabers are impractical from the start, adding a hilt barely changes that

>>274021496

No, it's so lightsabers are actually fucking useful, and look awesome while deflecting shots

>>274021547

Where do blasters even get their energy from? I can't really remember seeing any actually reload / recharge them? Seems like a bigger technological plot hole than a hilt on a lightsaber

>>274021576

Mystical space monks with laser swords are metal as shit, how can you even deny that?

>>274021590

Oh good. Though, aren't the original movies the original canon?

>>274021774

Yeah, they could probably use the force to deflect bullets, but what's the point of the lightsaber then. It makes 'em a lot less useful.

>>274022037
Comics iirc.

>>274021957
that was retconned

>>274021957
>>274022037
Nah it's Ezio Auditore, arm cape and medieval longsword saber.

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>>274021547

Blasters use ammo, faggot.

>>274022060
>Han shot first
No man. Han was the only one who shot.

>>274014151
everbody knows the sith weren't good lightsaber builders
they use shabby materials and methods thats why their laser emits red light

didn't you notivce how Anakin mistreated his lightsaber(s)? losing and destroying all his weapons like it was just a piece of metal? sith do this all the time they don't give a fuck

jedi using the lightsaber like a samurai his katana, its their second soul they take their time to build a good and solid lightsaber using only high quality crystals and materials and still they manage to balance the force around theira strong lightsaber
you think qui-gon couldn't make a lightsaber so strong it would obliterate all other lightsabers? he could but he didn't want to because the lightsaber is not an instrument of empowerment for the jedi unlike the sith who build them as strong as possible to show their power

>>274022108
This.

Anyone trying to argue to the point of armor practicality needs to be reminded that MODERN ARMOR, TODAY, that soldiers wear don't do shit to actually protect them from bullets. The helmets most of all, those things will get fucked if someone decided to shoot you in the head.

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>>274014151
>everyone gets anal pained about cross guard light sabers
>They've been a thing for years in the EU
Thank god we completely forgot about all that "fanfiction" so that we can let hacks like JJ Cuckbrums create "New and innovative" ideas.
Good thing. So glad. So happy. Such a good idea.

>>274022303
>Thank god we completely forgot about all that "fanfiction"

You got that right.

>>274022130
>I can't really remember seeing any actually reload / recharge them
that's because they have big mags it's the fucking future 30 round mags are out

>>274021058
>Jesus christ
>cross shaped Lightsaber
I see what you did there.

Still better than light tonfas and light whips

>>274020979
>Star Wars EU
>the Yuzzon Vong
>hey guys, we Warhammer 40k now!

>board about video games
>THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
>*continues to play persona 4*

>>274014151

Why is the storm trooper a sweaty black guy?

Why is this sweaty black man so important that the first fucking shot of the trailer has to be his dumb face?

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>JJ Abrams

Dropped.

>>274022303
Agreed. I still think it looks horrible though

still theres been even more retarded stuff in the lore as well like the fucking lightsaber Tonfas.

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>>274022590
Wow revan looks awfully dark edgy and somehow animu in that picture

>>274022130
>What's the issue then? Lightsabers are impractical from the start, adding a hilt barely changes that
No they aren't.

Just saying they are impractical doesn't make it so.

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>>274022589

He's the main character.

>>274022589
>mah progression in first world country media

Personally a black anything doesn't bother me, but I know why jj added him in his trailer.

>>274022130
>but what's the point of the lightsaber then

To fight other people with light sabers
To uphold tradition
Cutting tool
fukin ur mum

>>274022560
>huge fag
>STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE!
>*continues climbing walls of dongs*

>>274021314
Just because shit is impractical doesn't mean they should go overboard in telling people to suspend their disbelief. This new saber does exactly that. It's way to overboard in it's ridiculousness.
>>274021547
>>274021636
Yeah actually this is suppose to be how it was. The games probably use ammo for balancing purposes.
>>274021590
Movies portrayed differently. Well only for the main characters. The Jedi did get raped hard by projectiles in Episode III even though some tried fighting back.

>>274020529

>"Yoda, it turns out that there's more sith out there than we thought and some of them are pretty great with lightsabers, maybe we should divert some of the higher ranked knights should be sent after them rather than the padawans"
>"No, the knights and masters will continue to lead squads of clone troopers even though I've repeatedly insisted we're not soldiers. I myself am going to go and stand near, but not participate in, a battle on Kashyyk for no readily apparent reason other than I get to meet Chewbacca."

This is the problem with Lucas just makes shit up as he goes along but then claims it was all planned out from the beginning.