The Evil Within might actually trump The Last of Us in terms of "how much shit was completely missed". I can't believe they missed that briefcase two fucking times, when one of those times it was right in the center of the screen.
Oh lawdy hope for my dick indeed
The thing is though, Pat is a ginger manlet and got this girl. So he must have got her through pure personality
I'm like the complete opposite. I'm not bad looking at all and I get compliments on my looks.
I just cant into emotional relationships
>watching their DS2 LP
>end part 3
>Meh. Ill pick it up another day
>come back a while later
Is it worth it?
DS2 playthrough is honestly really shit. It's like a Chip and Ironicus playthrough except without Chip's skill and great video production and without Ironicus' incredulity at everything.
Not at all
C & I really are great.
I hope they don't start playing game of the week just because they get money for doing this now.
I like all of em, matt is bottom tier most of the time though.
Reminder that Pat warned us on this.
Matt is the OG and deserves respect. He's also pretty damn funny when he's not memeing.
Liam is the shittiest one by far.
He makes on 6/10 joke every 5 podcasts and they all laugh extra hard at it so idiots like you are convinced that your faggot ass "rising superstar" is worth keeping around. His personality is disgusting.
Like I said I like them all, it's just Matt is usually the one I like the least.
And besides, liam can be pretty funny, and he also is probably the best game player excluding woolie when they're playing fightan
>mfw they said they would rob Liam's descendants
I get really confused when people say they hate Matt. He doesn't seem anymore offensive than the other guys at all. I mean they all suck and their fame boggles my mind but why single out Matt as particularly bad? Someone explain to me please.
Matt has a tendency to run their jokes/memes/whatever into the ground.
For instance, Shitstorm 2: The Fartgassening
Sometimes he comes off as a bit of a jerk, like when he says things like "What am I even paying you for!?"
Of course, it's obvious that the 4 are close friends, it's in the name of the show. And really close friends love to say dickish things to each other, but still.
The usual complaint is that Matt takes funny one-liners and constantly keeps saying them. Fart gas, breadsticks, 'darkness', just general shit. He doesn't add much beyond saying the same unfunny catchphrases and quoting Simpsons all the time.
In the podcast he's a cool dude and contributes a lot, but in videos he just isn't funny. His retard persona was generally more enjoyable.
He get's butthurt and mopey whenever someone shows a preference for another of the zaibatsu members.
His ugly face and stupid voice pop up at the end of every video to try and get you to watch videos on their website.
He constantly tries to push "funny" catchphrases so they can sell shirts.
He's shit at literally every game they play.
The only thing he ever talks about on the podcast is what he did that week and what is on his watch.
He has the ugliest girlfriend yet brings her up the most.
>fart gas and other memes everyone else tries to ignore
>gets salty when he starts losing against the others
>gets salty when he loses a debate
>shits on games he doesn't like yet refuses to leave despite having nothing worth saying
He's the definition of a stick in the mud.
Me too, their Wonderful 101 LP is one of the most professional and well-made LP I've ever watched, every other episode teaches me something about the game I didn't know and I've finished the game twice.
Wouldnt it be funny if she was way taller than Pat and was super dominant?
>"Pat I'm horny. Come fuck me"
>"Drop your shield" he says as he tries to take off her panties
>"this isn't hit enough. Go put on the outfit"
>Pat shamefully walks into the other room and comes back wearing a french maid outfit with cat ears and cat tail
>"You took too long. Now I'm not horny. Go outside, you've been a bad kitty!"
>Pat starts crying
>she drags him outside his apartment and leaves him tied to a fire hydrant
>Pat weeps more
>as punishment she leaves a sign on him that says "Pee on me"
>the next morning Pat's gf comes back to release Pat, covered in hobo piss and bird crap
>His smile and optimism: Gone.
>mfw fighting the cyborg ninjas from FEAR
I sure loved hanging out in the office corner for 10 minutes!
>finally get around to watching the DaS2 LP
>pat is going through the numbers telling woolie why the sword is more powerful than the mace
>5 minutes later
>"why would I use the sword the mace is more powerful"
He's balding. But he makes up for it in Charisma and Shield Dropping.
Why didn't you
slide kickthose fuckers? Dark Messiah wasn't the only modern game with a good kick. BRB Reinstalling FEAR
I don't blame you. I got frazzled too first time I played it. The game can be pretty tense.
Also, there's a serious satisfaction in doing the flying kicks and murdering everyone with it.
I'm actually enjoying the Korra LP. If only because seeing Liam fuck up everything about Avatar lore is pretty entertaining
>Can they counter each-others bending, like say an earthbender throws a rock at me, can I throw it back if I'm an earthbender?
>No, I don't think so. Maybe only the Avatar
>No one can bend lightning, so that's a thing Equalists use against benders
>But isn't lightning just basically fire?
>Well yeah but for the purpose of the show no one can bend it!
>Aang was just an average Airbender, it's called the Last Airbender not the Best Airbender
Attain proper dick placement at all cost.
Liam doesn't have an Xbox One. He probably got all of those as gifts or something and doesn't want them.
Either that or he just got an Xbox One and didn't want anything that came in the bundle.
height isn't the only thing that matters in the world. My wife is taller than me and it's pretty awesome. Having them legs wrap around me when I'm pounding that cooter is amazng.
>that time Liam forgot to edit out the part of mailbag where they were talking shit about the sword they got
>be really into Last Airbender and Korra
>see Liam mangle all this, and Woolie just accepts it because he hasn't seen either show, and for all he knows, Liam is correct
>Liam also unaware of a lot of stuff because he only saw Book 1 of Korra and refuses to watch Book 2 because people said it was bad (which it kind of was)
It's nice that Korra is now tangentially vidya.
>that time someone sent them a shitty sword from a shitty movie that they never even mentioned before
Her tummy is really nice
But that hip n thigh combo is delicious
He's from Arundel. I worked there during the summer. Go old little 10 year old Liam. My dad knew his pretty well when I asked him if he knew the guy. His family has a cool backhoe mailbox.
as you can see in this picture that's Matt's gf and future wife, and in the center of the pic some halloween prop
In their defense, it was a pretty shitty sword. They've been getting weapons constantly and some didn't even have any meaning behind it. The mailbag started out relatively relevant but then it just devolved into random shit. It also proved to me that Liam is a really cool dude off camera, so that fuckup was for everyone's benefit.
Obviously they shouldn't have left that wh
>random costume for a halloween party
What the FUCK went wrong with woolie and liam? They can do better, jesus christ
For all of Liam's failings, the one field that he truly excelled in was genetic cloning.
Aware that no living woman would ever measure up to his standards, he cloned himself as a woman, using his own boypussy as a surrogate womb. Soon enough, She-Liam was born, and life goes on
That's crazy dude. I'm also 6'3, and it's rare enough to find a -guy- that's taller than me, let alone a girl. My girlfriend's about average height.
Woolie's gf is kinda cute
As for Liam
>not wanting to fuck femliam
>Before this Halloween Matt said that only losers buy shitty random costumes and that everyone should make their own
>GF decides to buy a shitty random costume
>his face when
This, check her Tumblr not a long ago some anon asked how did she hook up with pat, she answered that they want to keep the mystery but it was thanks to Woolie
everything above the neck is ok, like alright we get it your dick decided with your short hair fetish
but jesus christ that body
Amazing how they got so much wrong. Couldn't at least one of them watch all current episodes before playing the game? Liam's butchering Avatar lore more than Pat is Dark Souls lore.
Woolie's GF is pretty kawaii in the Japan vids.
>Pat is the member of the Best Friends who can have normal interactions
Not all that surprising, to be honest. He had an actual degree and a real job before 2bf, and even if he fucking loves vidya, he can probably hold his spaghetti when chatting with dudes.
Yeah the Mailbag was cool when people sent them fan art like the plushies or bead pixel art. Then two people sent in the $600 blu ray Gurren Lagann boxset so they shut it down.
Ack, sorry anon, but I failed you. Amazonian volleyball players aren't exactly a common sight in
Louisiana. I was lucky enough to find a freckled Irish girl who played XCOM.
holy shit, way to go pat, what the fuck
She is cute, and by the looks of it she lost some weight since that last pic, so she's now just average chubby with big breasts.
Which is great, in my book.
I think she's cute, and if she likes woolie she must be pretty cool
No, he wasn't the best, but there's no doubt he was very good, maybe even a prodigy. He's the one that invented air scooters, he got his tattoos very young and basically already knew everything there was to know about airbending before the show started.
I don't know about "the best" but he was obviously "better than most". Only thing he was missing was bullshit flying, but it was already established that he had a problem letting go of earthly bounds or whatever the fuck. If Katara died horribly he'd probably jump off a cliff and fly.
>Pat's girlfriend is a minor pop-star.
I still don't understand the blowback from them talking shit
Its suppose to be this fun thing and people are sending in sword after sword after sword because ???????
Some federal type shit might get suspicious and cause problems
Then theres the issue of WHERE TO PUT A DOZEN SHARP LETHAL SWORDS
Like fucking hell what is wrong with people, those swords obviously cost a lot of money to buy and ship
Just, why man
>"wow guys thanks for the sword, please don't send more"
>people sent more
>"hey guys those are really cool but we CAN'T have more swords please stop"
>some faggot sent a cheap ass replica full of some strange liquid or oil
yeah, they obviously trashtalked that shit, the real katana and the raiden sword were awesome tho
Best moments from the mailbag had to be the rainbow horse dildo, and the Gurren Lagann Collector's Edition.
Followed by them opening up ANOTHER GURREN LAGANN COLLECTOR'S EDITION.
Right? The katana and raiden sword got a pass cause that shit was pretty cool, and the axe was damn near perfect for Matt because it's actually relevant. I dunno, some fans went way overboard with that mailbag shit, especially with that Gurren Lagann box set. Fuck whoever sent that, and fuck whoever sent the other one.
That's what happens when you don't shoot Statesman before throwing him off a building.
I'm calm, why would I be mad over that shit?
Its just insensitive
Like fuck those pricks who sent in those gurren lagann bluerays worth half a fortune
In what world would that not cause internal problems for the group?
yo matt is fucking raven black?
All those sex toys (the rubber fist and that giant dildo) were pretty hilarious. My favorite will have to be the first episode with all that glitter that liam spilled everywhere.
Woolie getting that atomic purple gameboy was really sweet too. What episode was that again?
If anons were popular Let's Players and had a weekly mailbag would you eventually kill it like they did when you started getting lots of expensive gifts? I'm greedy and would have kept it going as long as possible.
They'd have been the equivalent of the boobcaster playing League and giving bullshit praise to every username that gives her 10 bucks.
Except instead of the hopes of getting laid it be like you were being their friends ... well I'm sure some people wanted to fuck the zaibatsu and sent them shit, but still.
Good on them for ending it.
I mean yeah I would to if I had the space, but they just didn't have space anymore. There was waaaay too much shit being mailed to them, and the sheer volume of it combined with how dumb the gifts were getting made it not worth it.
Obviously if I could keep all of it I would, but I would seriously need to draw the line somewhere
Are they really worth it? I only watched the highlights video and I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I don't want to sit through all those videos just to find out that the highlights were the only good parts.
Off the top of my head:
Day of Reckoning
Hulk Hogan Kinect
Legends of Wrestling (not the Legends of Wrestlemania)
WCW Backstage/ Wrestlemania 2000
Yea I'd kill it way sooner especially if I was in a group
Say you're liam, generally unliked, and all your friends are getting cool expensive shit
Or your friend gets that ONE THING you really wanted
The mail bag was killing or would kill the entire group
Pat had a "trap" degree in Psychology in that you can't fucking do anything with it without further education or staying in academia. It's a trap because nobody fucking tells you your career options after school; it's also your own fault for dumping that many dollars into a degree without having a plan for the future. My friend got a Psych degree as a stepping stone towards his Education Masters, he had a plan.
I mean, you think people with Arts degrees majoring in English Literature have any purpose in this world with just a Batchelor's? You can't get shit in the Arts with just a Batchelor's, you need to use it as a stepping stone to law school, becoming a teacher, or government positions.
Where were you when Woolie, who has zero knowledge of Avatar lore correctly guessed lightningbending is a real thing, and is an off-shoot of firebending, while Liam claims to know his shit but got both of these things entirely wrong?
I saw Pat at a grocery store in Montreal yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about his Channel or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing right now? You pedophile faggot!"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “DROP. THE. SHIELD.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Ice Cream sandwiches in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Kenny infetterence. That prick” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag He stopped her again going "OH FOR FUCK SAKE LET ME" and started bag the grocery himself while telling her the merits of physiology. then while she tried to say the price, he kept interrupting her by demonstrating bagging methods.
I'd probably end it simply because I don't have the space for six swords, two massive box sets, tons of fan-made plushies, toys, and more.
I barely have enough room for my vidya as is.
>I mean, you think people with Arts degrees majoring in English Literature have any purpose in this world with just a Batchelor's? You can't get shit in the Arts with just a Batchelor's, you need to use it as a stepping stone to law school, becoming a teacher, or government positions.
Yeah seriously. I went towards an english degree, but that's because I wanted to become a teacher. Which I did.
>"Oh I can't go back to Dark Souls on console. The FPS is way too grating"
>will shill and spam the fuck out of Bloodborne
Yeah, the trap is during orientation when people say shit like just pick major that interests you. Then you realize holy shit I'm about to graduate with a bachelor's in history and I don't want to go to grad school.
That's fair though. There are options with the original Dark Souls. There are none for Bloodborne, so you have to simply accept it for what it is. It's not great, but there isn't much of an alternative like there is for DS1 and 2.
I don't really see it. It'll basically be the same exact game without blocking, despite what anyone says. It'll have new areas, new weapons, and new bosses, but it'll essentially be the same game, and at that point why force yourself to play through the lesser optimized version? Because it's new?
>mfw just waiting for that save failure in TEW
also,that fucking crossbow seems so out of place.Agony?What is this devil may cry shit?
>Woolie's feel when he thought Xenoblade Chronicle's trailer on E3 meant a new Metroid Prime was on the works
I felt the same.
What the fuck were they thinking when playing a game based on an actual franchise and put two fucker that don't know what's going on?
I mean sure,they are platinumfags,but couldn't they just marathon the thing before the LP?
The Alpha played just like it
It'll most likely be extremely similar in comparison. The only thing they can do is do a complete game overhaul and actually support 60fps for it to be any different, and that is very unlikely.
I wish you guys didn't tell me about onepunch man. I read it all in one night and now I have this empty feeling I used to have when I read new webcomics when I was 14 years old.
Also I think someone should rape the stucked up psychic loli to shut her up.
>Going back and watching Downpour
>Matt and Pat are both more relaxed, the commentary is more natural, They're both fcuking with each other and talking about whatever and Matt isn't screaming like a retard constantly attempting to make everything into a joke, a Simpsons reference or a callback to one of their injokes
What the fuck happened
That isn't really relevant to the point you were making. You can think it will just be a rehash, but comparing his hype for the game to his disdain for a console version of an older game is kinda silly.
But on the subject you're bringing up there is a lot of new stuff, it isn't just Souls without a shield. Seems the environments are taking a much more gothic theme as well as the enemies, and the gameplay overall looks much faster with side dodging and transforming weapons.
I'm hype not because it's new but because it has new content and mechanics in a style set by past games I enjoy. It's the reason I enjoyed Dark Souls, not because it was a rehash of Demon's but because it offered cool new mechanics and a different flow to the combat.
They seriously need to make more shit like the FF8 LP.This format is a fucking gold mine waiting to be explored in a market so fucking overdone that are LPs.
No, Woolie is fucking terrible at the game to the point where it's not even funny anymore. Not to mention that Pat is using him as his personal soapbox and force feeding him opinions from that shitty Matthewmatosis 'critique' AKA nitpicky garbage from a nostalgiafag.
We all have that feeling man.
Fuck I'm slowly approaching being done with all of Kamen Rider post 2000. Then the emptiness will swell right back into my life.
I'll probably just pick up Ultraman
Well for one thing they got nearly half a million more subscribers. That kinda puts a bit of pressure on you to put on a good show. Besides that though they were just two idiots playing vidya back then. Not full-time LP'ers who had their job/style set in stone.
Plus, people change anon. They've been around for years now, and Downpour is an old LP. Gotta remember it's been awhile.
Constantly lost while Liam tries to hold a discussion which amounts to barely anything since they both know little about Metroid beyond "it's fun".
A much faster game that progresses but Matt will devolve to terrible references as he runs out of material to comment on. And since Liam isn't argumentative with him in videos it will basically be Matt only talking.
Get into showa faggot.
You need to ride it out. W has a bit of a weak beginning but really picks up once it starts to.
They did seem way more relaxed
Before watching their Beyond Two Souls video I rewatched their Heavy Rain playthrough
Then their Farenheit playthrough
They really became way more loud and spaztic
I sorta wish they went back to their early stages
Not cluttered with 3 or 4 people
Just two people, one of which knows what they're doing, and I mean actually knows not trying to look like they do. Just having a fun time with bad games
Do you remember the first few hours after this episode hit Youtube? People didn't notice it was a card game joke episode and went into nerd rage mode, SO MUCH RAGE. I haven't seen fanboys sperg about Final Fantasy 8 since Spoony's old review.
I already finished Black.
Gonna jump into Amazon soon enough.
Double gets better as you watch it. Most Riders have "eh" starts, let the characters carry the early drag until the story gets rolling.
>the whole channel is a platinum shill factory
>they still have to play many clover games
As someone that unlocked literally everything in blitzball, that would be boring to watch.
It's 3-4 matches of intense challenge where you're afraid of losing, then the rest of it is sleepmode because after the smallest bit of leveling you're completely invincible against everyone that isn't the Psyches.
>Pat getting the two (or was it three?) Bitch Fists
My sides were gone every time they got one.
Holy fuck, all this e-celeb circlejerk.
Is the the neo /v/?
That part in Part 4 where Seb gets swarmed by a buttload of monsters and Ruvik blocks off the entrance also looked like something out of Devil May Cry.
>tfw downloading the fuck out of Gaim
I wish I hadn't dropped it too early. I need to get back in on that shit.
But the fun thing would be how they hype it up like dress it up as a real sport, get pissed when someone gets scouted. There are probably enough jokes you can make to fill a FF8-style video
>Gurren Lagann box set. Fuck whoever sent that, and fuck whoever sent the other one.
Why? Because they either have a shitton of money or just love e-celebrities enough that they'll forgo paying bills just to get them something nice?
Honestly I feel like Persona 3 would be the Ideal Pat and Woolie LP, because they can both talk about their experience with the game, and the fact that it's an rpg that isn't reliant on reflexive skill means Woolie can play it and not have his commentary devolve into "Uh huh, uh huh, Shit! But yeah man, that's totally accurate, I see what you're saying, mmhmm"
Listening to Liam and Woolie shit-talk everyone in the game was hilarious.
"Hey old lady you want to throw down on some fucking cards?"
I don't like (most of) Liam or Woolie but goddamn that was brilliant.
Man they're fat.
I didn't notice this earlier this year because I was as fat as they are, but holy fuck.
You'd think that playing games for 5 hours a day for LPs leaves some time to go to the gym, but no.
You have no excuse, Woolie. You used to fucking box. Get to it.
Ruvik is stated in-game to be obsessed with traps and causing the most pain possible. He plays with his victims and that's why the world is filled with crazy ass tripwires and rotating blade machines.
The crossbow that shoots trap bolts makes perfect sense in the game.
Whens Naruto for the Friday night fisticuff?
> Woolie knocks on the door
> Liam opens it just nodding his head
> looks over at Pat
> Standing amd nodding
> looks over to the TV
> Matt is in front of it nodding as well
> they all simultaneously pull out something to do with Naruto
> the surround him
> you hear the muffled scream of a liar in the distance in him moment of despair.
Nah, too long, they've both already played it, and they'll be talking over literally every scene which the game is like 70% VN.
Trust me, I'd love a Persona LP but I know for a fact it would be terrible.
Emile can be a nice guy, but holy fuck I don't know how Jon can stand him sometimes.
At this point I have way more fun watching Jon's cookie streams than his LP stuff.
Dead Space 2 when?
The two of them have the most bizarre friendship, because Emile is apparently like that one friend in high school who still acted like he was in middle school, and never grew out of it (All of that lack of commitment on jokes, "but wouldn't it be cool?" stuff, etc) and Jon's total serious guy.
>I don't know how Jon can stand him sometimes.
Apparently he's a bit more relaxed off camera, but honestly, he reminds me of some of my middle school friends who just couldn't shut up.
>mfw Pat is a retard that thinks there is only one Montreal in the whole world
>that fucking ugly sword
I hope people got mad for their lying saying that it was a cool sword, because that sword really is a piece of junk.
They should have just sent a generic medieval sword, it would have been way better.
Woolie has been on another podcast I believe, forget the name though.
Otherwise Matt, Pat, and Woolie have done a few Did You Know videos like Killer Instinct and Silent Hill.
Otherwise I can't think of much else. They're so busy doing their own thing I doubt they have much time to be working on side stuff.
>Go fuck yourself sir he ruins every video hes in.
That's not Matt McMemester
While I wasn't much of a fan of the movie watching aspect I really don't think I'd complain if they did another just so I could see Pat and Woolie talk about the dumbest shit while drunk.
Honestly, probably the extremely expensive box set thing.
That was the moment the mailbag went from cute little trinkets and fan-made doodles to a competition of who can send the most expensive thing. One of the reasons why they stopped the mailbag in fact. They even said at the end they were honestly just hoping for drawn pictures, letters, and the occasional plushy or some shit.
>Liam, Pat and Woolie splooging over Gaim in the Podcast every chance they've got
>Matt feels left out and tries to change the subject
Hey Matt, maybe if you marathoned the show with your friends you wouldn't feel left out
Matt is strangely anti-weeb stuff sometimes.
Other than really manly anime or action-packed Japanese games he seems almost annoyed when stuff is brought up. He refuses to indulge in anything they recommend like Kamen Rider, Persona, or like 90% of what Liam brings up.
Which is sad because he's missing out on a lot of stuff.
A lot of it has been said already; but at the root of it I hate him because his voice sounds like shit. Like he just sounds like a human potato; completely unpleasant to listen to. All three of the others sound basically normal, but Matt's voice is just gross.
Not always. A lot of the stuff he brings up Pat and Woolie also love. Matt just quietly sits there and never tries to get into it. Hell, it sometimes feels like he's passively mocking the stuff since he can't think of anything else to contribute.
The Fate series in general is not great, so I couldn't care less which they start with. I actually hope they don't start at all so I don't have to listen to them talk about it on a podcast.
Based Woolie ALWAYS releasing the podcast during the night time here in Eurofagland.
It's a sweet, sweet relief for us nightowl and graveyard shift slaves.
Meanwhile at Giantbomb:
>Podcast gets released at 4PM Wednesday.