Can we try to keep it SFW so they don't do it for free?
Shy Guys put put straps around their heads because they want you to think that it's just a mask. Their deepest held secret is that the mask is actually part of their anatomy. The mask is a smooth, bone-like plate that grows over their face. This is straight out of Nintendo's private deepweb forums, I swear.
The mask is temporary, and molts (crumbles) off every few years as the Shy Guy matures to make way for a new mask to form. During the time of refitting, a Shy Guy cloisters itself from society, as it is forbidden for others to gaze upon the disturbing layer of raw dermis that constitutes a Shy Guy's secret face. Shy Guy culture dictates that the willing revealing of a Shy Guy's unmasked visage is the swearing of a life debt, usually in the form of bodyguarding.
The faceplate and its eyeshields are extremely durable, fused to the skin and skull. It is in fact possible to break off a Shy Guy's mask before it is ready to molt, but it would be extremely painful.
My dad gave me the nickname Shy Guy because I was shy
You try talking to these things without losing your spaghetti
Rule 34 must be fulfilled.
But more importantly, why not?
It's pathetic all these kids think this garbage "animation" (it's really more like shitty and extremely lazy image warping) is sexy and/or good. I wouldn't care about your shit opinions but you retards flood the board with this shit.
This type of shit as always been frowned upon you faggot you just exposed yourself you idiot
Anyone got that old pic of the guy discussing his childhood games then that furfag pops up and ruins it for him?
Thats basically what you fags are doing, you are being furfags
he has a point. it's like saying if you're an adult you have to play games with stupidly high amounts of violence and blood or if it's E rated it's automatically kiddie. it's just retarded.
In order to stop me, you must defeat me, Yugi. To bad all of your cards are pathetic.
>Why take something innocent, throw big hips and tits on it, make it move in a suggestive manner and call it hot?
>he doesn't play games by Wayforward
just in case
>your skull will never be worn as a trophy
It hurts to live.
This Thread is gay as fuck and deserves shitposting
Post your favorite memes RIGHT NOW
Derailing it again. Classic edition.
I'm getting into drawing lewd Shy Guys/Girls and it gets a bit boring just drawing them standing around doing nothing. Are there any unexplored venues that would be interesting/amusing to look at?
>Shy Girl threads will now be derailed
Good. Fuck that Shy Girl shit and fuck Minus8 for ruining Shy Guys.
I just view it as the nature of the internet.
I could see how it comes of as incessant in this case, though. Shy Guys are uniform and extremely simple in design. You have to go out of your way and take a lot artistic licence to sexualize them. It's like slapping boobs on a stick figure.
I think what makes people like Shy Girl r34 is that
-Lots of people like the design of the Shy Guy, but since he is a common enemy who never gets the spotlight he was never talked about until r34 happened and these threads cropped up
-Mask fetish, or a "facelessness" fetish thus explaining why robofriends sometimes come to visit these threads
I'm not sure how to explain the mask fetish bit, though, even though I kind of like it myself. Purer than physical beauty is the immaculateness of the unknown?
Because 4chan is filled with hormonal teenagers and manchildren neckbeards. They literally can't help themselves and must sexualise everything so they can masturbate to it, lest they actually do something with their lives and find a girlfriend or whatever. Furthermore, the idea that 4chan has always done this has been engrained and many anons feel bad for no doing and seriously believe the appeal to tradition. It's basically some insane mental gymnastics by horny teenagers and everyone else following suit lest they be left out of the forum they spend so much time on.
>dressed proactively, dancing sexily
>call them "Shy Girls"
Ugliness is a fundamental part of what a gorgon is, though. You can't just claim "artistic license" and make gorgons beautiful.
Athena turned women into gorgons because she was jealous of their beauty. And in some early versions of the myth, they didn't even turn people into stone, it's just that they were so ugly you would die of shock if they looked at you. Making gorgons not-ugly would completely break the narrative. It'd be like if halfway through writing The Hobbit, Tolkien randomly decided that Smaug is a cute furry mammal that doesn't breathe fire.
Those are man asses if I ever saw them.
Am I the only one who doesn't really understand the hype behind this whole "shygirl" fad? It seems like the most uninspired r63 that only got popular because people from tumblr just draw everything with a disproportionately fat ass.
I have one that's not a roulette if you want it.
Doofus Barffanny, at your service.
Panto-masks will fly off if you steal the key
>Top Penis Smasher
Rolling for 94 or 15
I don't understand, why would someone go to a blue board for porn? Can't you just go to a board that ACTUALLY allows tits? I'll never get it.
The first one to say fat was you, that's projecting. Nice ammo bullshit I bet you said that at least 5 times today. I already told you, you fat ugly fuck, you can't win those asses so don't even try. Go fuck the skeleton in your closet
Then go post good shit there, I'm sure if most of these dumpers, actually dumped in the the threads, they'd be good. Let's be honest though, it's not about fapping, some do it to piss off mods and other posters, and others do it to show off their really shitty OC like they're on Tumblr.
I can literally hear the tears roll down your plumb fat face and hit your keyboard while you typed that. Im magnificent, and /fit/ as fuck. You are NOTHING to me but another useless fat FUCK who would have been better off on your mom's face rather than in her fat womb. You will spend you life beating your dick to 3/10's and hambeasts online when you can't even fuck ones in real life. While im busy getting some hotties and living dream. Stay mad, bitch. I think were done here.
It'd be kind of interesting to have a culture where everyone wears a mask and hides their identity, not just online but in real life. Security would be an issue, but if you can figure out how to avoid people getting stabbed with no consequences it'd be kind of neat.
But what we truly need is r63 of giant shy guy
I presume today was a good day?
I'm okay with this.
>mfw im imagining their nasty fat girl body odors