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Why are Shy Guys so Shy?

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Why are Shy Guys so Shy?
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They are hideous eldritch abominations.
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You had two shy girl cheesecake dump threads yesterday. You're really fucking thirsty for some new free content.

Good luck with that.
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Because they're anxious and awkward when interacting with others.
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Just dump the porn you fucks
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>>271734907
because their gals are so hot and those robes are terrible to hide boners.
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lurking thread
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>>271734907
Shy Guys are Toads that somehow lost their mushroom caps. They're embarrassed.
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Just post the gif already
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>>271735336
this is not 2007 anymore
this is a christian board
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>>271736813
based
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sweet a shy girl thread
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>>271736813
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Can we try to keep it SFW so they don't do it for free?
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>>271736813
>cut penis
fuck americans
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>>271736813
I'm pretty sure the mask would be scraping around your dick. I don't think that would feel nice at all. Nice try though Jim.
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>>271737589
This is an american website made by an american.
USA! USA! USA!
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Saluti
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>>271737609
Its got a self lubricating silicone seal
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Shy Guys put put straps around their heads because they want you to think that it's just a mask. Their deepest held secret is that the mask is actually part of their anatomy. The mask is a smooth, bone-like plate that grows over their face. This is straight out of Nintendo's private deepweb forums, I swear.

The mask is temporary, and molts (crumbles) off every few years as the Shy Guy matures to make way for a new mask to form. During the time of refitting, a Shy Guy cloisters itself from society, as it is forbidden for others to gaze upon the disturbing layer of raw dermis that constitutes a Shy Guy's secret face. Shy Guy culture dictates that the willing revealing of a Shy Guy's unmasked visage is the swearing of a life debt, usually in the form of bodyguarding.

The faceplate and its eyeshields are extremely durable, fused to the skin and skull. It is in fact possible to break off a Shy Guy's mask before it is ready to molt, but it would be extremely painful.
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>>271737589
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>>271737795
Oh in that case I'll let it go then.
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>>271737609
I think your dick would have plenty of space within that hole
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>>271737821
Why is Baneposting even a thing?
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>>271737779
Stop buying my allies, shyguy.
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>>271737998

Because Tom Hardy was brilliantly hammy in that movie?

Baneposting only really rose to prominence like a year after the movie was already out, so hell if I know.
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>>271737957
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My dad gave me the nickname Shy Guy because I was shy
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>some random attention whore avatarfagging and flooding the board with tumblr-esque shit
Fuck off faggot.
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>>271738435
i need sauce on this pic brother
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>>271738548
-8
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You try talking to these things without losing your spaghetti
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>>271738435
I bet you guys played Cave Explorer too
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>>271738435
Why?

Why take something innocent, throw big hips and tits on it, make it move in a suggestive manner and call it hot?
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>>271738548
The guy who made it is named minus8.
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>>271738690
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>>271738548

Minus8

Shit son were you born yesterday
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>>271738690
>>>/tumblr/
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>>271738690
why the fuck not?
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Did anon ever finish that doll?
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>>271738690

Rule 34 must be fulfilled.

But more importantly, why not?
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>>271738690
Is it your first day here or something?
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I don't want no fly guy. I just want a shy guy.
Oh lord have mercy mercy mercy
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Can you shy girls fags PLEASE fuck off

Don't you faggot ruin Shy Guys for me with your disgusting autism
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>>271738435
It's pathetic all these kids think this garbage "animation" (it's really more like shitty and extremely lazy image warping) is sexy and/or good. I wouldn't care about your shit opinions but you retards flood the board with this shit.
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>>271739103
>Ruin
We're making them better anon. Embrace it.
Also, if a group of people on 4chan can make you not like something by drawing porn of it you're a faggot
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>>271738690
Human nature
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>>271739209
Newsflash

Nintentard are a bunch of thirsty ass niggas
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>>271734907
they don't want you to know that theyre actually girls posting online
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>>271737589
>tfw american and uncut
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>>271739046
Oh god yes
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>>271739209
>Waah! Stop liking what I don't like!
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>>271738690
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>>271739325
This type of shit as always been frowned upon you faggot you just exposed yourself you idiot


Anyone got that old pic of the guy discussing his childhood games then that furfag pops up and ruins it for him?

Thats basically what you fags are doing, you are being furfags
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>>271739617
>Whaa! Let me shitpost and act like a cancer!
Do it back in tumblr kid. You're not wanted here.
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>>271739798
This type of shit has never been frowned upon.
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>>271738760
>>271738857
>>271738931
>>271739046
>>271739068
>>271739405
>>271739685

he has a point. it's like saying if you're an adult you have to play games with stupidly high amounts of violence and blood or if it's E rated it's automatically kiddie. it's just retarded.
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>>271739617
More like
>stop posting autistic shit every damn day

I'm tired of seeing this stupid shit all the time I get here

Chill the fuck out with this shit
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>>271739798
Making porn has always been frowned upon
HAH good one!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/2985348
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>>271736342
>>271735336
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>>271739815
>Someone said something I don't like, must be from tumblr
this is just sad
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>>271740009
Hide the threads faggot.
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>>271740025
>someone actually put down the shitpost option

thnks bby
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>>271740009
In order to stop me, you must defeat me, Yugi. To bad all of your cards are pathetic.
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>>271740295
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>>271740009
>LOL everyones new but me!
>actually you're new
>LOL U MAD CHILL OUT BRUH
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>>271738690
>Why take something innocent, throw big hips and tits on it, make it move in a suggestive manner and call it hot?
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>>271740528
>kym

Nope
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>>271740528
Tasty Dong Expander
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>>271740528
>Edgy Cock Massacre

Neat
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>>271738690
>he doesn't play games by Wayforward
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>>271740528
>Cranky ass smasher
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>>271740528
>Kinky Monkey Lover
pls no.
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>>271740528
3D AssholeRevengance

The ass that bites back
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>>271740528
>top spaghetti faggot
figures
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OP you should know better. /v/ will get mad if you do this too often. Give it a couple days, at least.
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>>271741105
Top Skhetti
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>>271740528
>Nasty Cock Deliverer
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just in case
https://7chan.org/fl/src/mk8d.swf

pic unrel
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>>271740916
>your skull will never be worn as a trophy
It hurts to live.
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>>271740528
Hard Cock Expander
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This Thread is gay as fuck and deserves shitposting

Post your favorite memes RIGHT NOW
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>>271741437
post more PTI
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>>271740528
>Erect Spaghetti God
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>>271741437
What if my favorite meme is promotions?
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>>271740528
CONGRATULATIONS SIR, YOU DERAILED THE THREAD

NOW WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
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>>271740528
>Dank AssholeWeeaboo
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>>271741437
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>>271741437
My favorite meme is shy girl lewds
Someone post a bunch of them.
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>>271740528
sucking cock expansion pack
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>>271741646
ALOT OF LOYALTY FOR AN ANONYMOUS POSTER!
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>>271741646
Crashing this board
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>>271736813
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>>271741646
Derailing it again. Classic edition.
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I'm getting into drawing lewd Shy Guys/Girls and it gets a bit boring just drawing them standing around doing nothing. Are there any unexplored venues that would be interesting/amusing to look at?
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>>271741831
Booger Waffle brains
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>>271741831
Crusty Bubblebuns
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>>271741831
Flunky Pickle Butt
Has a nice ring to it
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>>271740528
>3D BANNANA SMASHER
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>>271741902
Masturbating while sitting on a very phallic and very confused Goomba.
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>>271740528
>top nut creampie
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>Shy Girl threads will now be derailed

Good. Fuck that Shy Girl shit and fuck Minus8 for ruining Shy Guys.
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>>271741902
Riding a bullet bill out of a cannon
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>>271741831
Flunky Toilet Chunks
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>>271742230
>ruining
A
Bloo
Bloo
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>>271742230
What about jigglepuff?
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>>271742314

Justify their existence and entire threads being dedicated to them beyond "muh dick"
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>>271740528
>Top Dongdarling
I'm okay with this
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>>271741831
Booger ToiletBuns

I like it
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>>271742423
>Porn/lewds needing a reason to exist other than being arousing
Get a load of this faggot.
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>>271742417

Fuck them too. Fuck anyone who encourages Shy Girl shit.
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>>271742423
A bloo bloo x2
Don't open the thread, nerd.
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>>271742423
>please stop liking things
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>>271740006

I just view it as the nature of the internet.

I could see how it comes of as incessant in this case, though. Shy Guys are uniform and extremely simple in design. You have to go out of your way and take a lot artistic licence to sexualize them. It's like slapping boobs on a stick figure.

I think what makes people like Shy Girl r34 is that

-Lots of people like the design of the Shy Guy, but since he is a common enemy who never gets the spotlight he was never talked about until r34 happened and these threads cropped up
-Mask fetish, or a "facelessness" fetish thus explaining why robofriends sometimes come to visit these threads


I'm not sure how to explain the mask fetish bit, though, even though I kind of like it myself. Purer than physical beauty is the immaculateness of the unknown?
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>>271741831
Crusty Pizzatush
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>>271740528
>long ass massacre
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>>271740528

Top Dick Massacre

I hope it's my dick doing the massacring and not the other way around.
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>>271742873
Sorry, it was dank ass
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>>271742668
>I just view it as the nature of the internet.
It's been done since the day man first started drawing, I have no idea why people still get shocked about rule 34.
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>>271740528
Nasty Spaghetti Massacre
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>>271743046

Where are my ancient Greek fanfics about boning gorgons?

>Gorgons were ugly you fu--

Artistic License!
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>>271738690
Because 4chan is filled with hormonal teenagers and manchildren neckbeards. They literally can't help themselves and must sexualise everything so they can masturbate to it, lest they actually do something with their lives and find a girlfriend or whatever. Furthermore, the idea that 4chan has always done this has been engrained and many anons feel bad for no doing and seriously believe the appeal to tradition. It's basically some insane mental gymnastics by horny teenagers and everyone else following suit lest they be left out of the forum they spend so much time on.
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>>271743498
ebin
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>>271738435
>>271738657

>dressed proactively, dancing sexily
>call them "Shy Girls"
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>>271740528
Nasty Cunt Fucker
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>>271743379
Fanfaic writers are too busy self inserting into sonic. Try again later
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Mario 2 had kind of a middle eastern flavor, so I always figured shyguys are like nomads, and their masks and robes are protection from the elements. Kinda like jawas in Star Wars.
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>>271743946
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>>271744223
>>271744369
>>271743946
>>271736813

L-L-LEWD
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>>271744050

No, I was talking about Ancient Greek smut about fantastic creatures.

Closest I can think of is the Golden Ass, but that's Roman.
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>>271741831
Nostalgia. I didn't like my name on this before and I don't like it now.
Buttercup liver face
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>>271740528
20 minute long erect cunt raider
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>>271744828
>>271744956
>landwhales
Not even once.
Thank god they are wearing masks. They are probably hideous.
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>>271740528
>Fucking Coconut Creampie

Welp, guess that's my new favorite desert
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>>271744828
>>271744956

imagine being under them in that position
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>>271743379
Ugliness is a fundamental part of what a gorgon is, though. You can't just claim "artistic license" and make gorgons beautiful.

Athena turned women into gorgons because she was jealous of their beauty. And in some early versions of the myth, they didn't even turn people into stone, it's just that they were so ugly you would die of shock if they looked at you. Making gorgons not-ugly would completely break the narrative. It'd be like if halfway through writing The Hobbit, Tolkien randomly decided that Smaug is a cute furry mammal that doesn't breathe fire.
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>>271744828
>>271744956
5/10
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>>271745436
The smell would be fucking terrible.
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>>271740528
Top Spaghetti Massacre
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>>271745436
rathere be titty smothered than but smothered
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>>271745497

This. They all have a distinct "fat girl" smell that is just rank.
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>>271740528
>NASTY NUT DELIVERER
beautiful
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>>271744828
>>271744956
Those are man asses if I ever saw them.
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>>271744828
>>271744956
7/10

would fuck if high or drunk
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>>271744223
>>271744369
>>271744828
>>271744956
Am I the only one who doesn't really understand the hype behind this whole "shygirl" fad? It seems like the most uninspired r63 that only got popular because people from tumblr just draw everything with a disproportionately fat ass.
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Let's try this one more time.
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>>271745654
I bet you've seen a lot of men's asses.
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>>271741831
Skipper BurgerJuice

I found my porn name
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>>271744828
>>271744956
>hambeasts

top fucking laughter man
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>>271745707
Fuck it
ROLLING
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>>271745707

you can't lose.
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>being so assmad about your hate of something, you need to killpost it TWICE with roulettes that don't even works

Haven't seen such desperation since GG, goddamn that's so sad.
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>>271745707
91 pls
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>>271746124
I have one that's not a roulette if you want it.
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>>271740528
Question: Would a Japanese person need to put their name in western order (i.e., Personal name Family name) to do this?
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>>271740528
>gay scrotum nigger
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>>271745707
all day
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>>271745454

Shy Guys are shy beings from a children's video game series who hide their appearance head to toe.

Yet we have this thread.
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>>271746124
Your furfaggotry is not welcomed

Stay mad, your thread is shit and don't forget your daddy is a bitch
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>>271745707
hmm.
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>>271745707
Yea, sure I'll roll.
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>>271745707
roll
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>>271745707
booga
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>>271745707
>tfw no dubs
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>tfw no porn artists as friends
Why do I bother
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>>271745454
you can just google it, y'know
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>>271745707
50 please. Good god, please.
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>>271745707
rolllinnn
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>>271746396
WHY
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>>271741831
>Zippy ToiletPants

oh god its all coming back to me
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>>271745707
>>271745707
here
we
og
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>>271745707
rollin for glory
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>>271745707
roll
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>>271745707
roll
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>>271745707
le rolling
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>>271742230
Sweet Juicy Justice
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>>271746256
THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT I AM MAD
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>>271746570
Google what? Pictures of hot gorgons? Yes, I know the internet is full of people being wrong about things, I don't need hard evidence.
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>>271745707
Gonna need a source on every one of those pics.
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>>271745707
show me theo money
>>
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>>271747287
Please stop
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>>271745707
Rollin
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>>271745707
fine, rolling.
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>>271746256
Uwotm8?
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>>271740528
>fucking cock smasher

im a feminazi now or a turbo gay ?
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>>271735148
someone got the archives of those?
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>>271747336
I'm sure someone somewhere drew an ugly medusa once and posted it on the web.
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>>271740528
>dangly dongmassacre
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>>271747613
You're the Fucking CockSmasher
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>>271745707
Rolling with catbread.
>>
>>271745707
Rolling.
>>
>>271747613
You're just a dude who likes smashing dicks.
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>>271741831
Doofus Barffanny, at your service.
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>>271740528
>Feature-Length DickMan

Lottery!!!!!
>>
>>271747645
>those thighs
i just want to sqeeze them
>>
>>271747749
Control over water? Awesome.

The ruined sex live is a non-issue, since I'm currently studying to become a pastor
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>>271740528
FUCKING
BANANA
SMASHER
>>
>>
>>271744828
>>271744956
they might be ugly but those goddamn asses
>>
Check my waifu

U jelly?
>>
>>271745707
rolland around at the speed of 5
>>
>>271747287
pls don't stop
>>
>>271740528
>Hard ball blaster
>>
>>271745705
>Am I the only one
Yes
>>
>>
>>271745707
ROLLING
>>
>>271748078
Meant for>>271745707
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>>271745707
>>
>>271745707
roll
>>
>>271740528
Top Scrotumrevengeance
>>
>>271745707
Pls get me a good one
>>
>>271745707

Rollingu
>>
>>271741831
My name is Poopsie Pizza Juice.
>>
>All this off-model

It's like you people have no love for the source material.
>>
>>271745707
Fuck that
Re-roll
>>
>>271748593
Tumblrfags never do
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>>271740528
>Incredible AssMassacre
I am alright with this.
>>
>>271740528
Erect Erection Sucker... that's pretty accurate.
>>
>>271745707
Postan
>>
>>271745707
Last one
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>>271744618
Panto-masks will fly off if you steal the key
>>
I love how OP made a thread and abandoned it.
>>
>>271745102
>>271745436
>>271745468
>>271745654
>>271745698
>>271745954
>>271748057
holy shit you people are so gay. no wonder you love link getting fucked by a black dick
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>>271745707
Rolls for the roll god
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>>271749014
MadFatty detected

MadFatty in the vicinity
>>
>>271745707
Roll
>>
>>271745707
ROLL
>>
>>
>>271749014
dude they are hot if they keep the masks on
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>>271749112
>implying
That's the first thing you say cause you're a fat fuck. If you don't want those fat asses on your face you're a fucking gay.
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>>271745707
i will probably regret this
>>
>>
>>271749236
Have you seen them with the mask off? Nigga how could you not like that
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>>271749261
Shut up fatty

Fat people smell bad so no
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>>271745707
Rollan
>>
>>
>>271745707

Here it goes...
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>>271749445
>projecting
You just want to keep proving me right for some reason. Go kill yourself you ugly little shit.
>>
>>271745707
Rolling
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>>271740528
Dangly TitLover
>>
>>271745707
penis roll
>>
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HI GUYS OP HERE AND HOLY SHIT
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>>271749576
Stay mad fatty
>>
>>271745707
ROLING
>>
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>>271749621
oh fuck me
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>>271749671
Kill yourself ugly beast.
>>
>>271745707
rolling for jew waifu
>>
>>271745707
I am rolling.
>>
>>271745707
I want a good semen demon
>>
>>
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>>271740528

>Top Penis Smasher

>>271745707

Rolling for 94 or 15
>>
>>271749767
Ladies first
>>
>>271740528
Erect Penis Fucker

Why does this fit somewhat well
>>
>>271745707
aaa
>>
>>271749014
butthurt fatass detected. Stop fitshaming me faggot.
>>
>>
>>271740528
Dangly Cockman
>>
>>271740528
>top cunt fucker
Unf
>>
>>
>>271749951
>he likes skeleton woman
Get the fuck out of here you ugly fat fuck, you couldn't get those asses even if you tried.
>>
>>271745707
Got to
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>>271750102
hahahahahaha
>>
>>271740528
Cranky anus faggot

describes me well
>>
>>271749847

>Fisher from TP

Who wants to trade rolls?
>>
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I don't understand, why would someone go to a blue board for porn? Can't you just go to a board that ACTUALLY allows tits? I'll never get it.
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>>271745707
rollllllllllllll
>>
>>271750331
because they always disappoint
>>
>shitposting in a porn thread
>>
>>271750082
>IWNTCIRD
>>
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>>271750331
STRONGMAN?
>>
>>271750102
>projecting this hard
Its almost like you are giving me ammo to make fun of your worthless fat ass, shithead. Go force your disgusting pig fetish on tumblr and GTFO!1!1!11!!!
>>
>>271745707
rollan
>>
>>271750469
>shitposting in a tumblr thread
>shitposting in a borderline furfag thread

FTFY
>>
>>
>>271740528
>Fucking CuntRevengeace
Sounds like a pretty bad ass movie
>>
>>271750612
Keep crying bitch nigga.
>>
>>271750514
>implying
The first one to say fat was you, that's projecting. Nice ammo bullshit I bet you said that at least 5 times today. I already told you, you fat ugly fuck, you can't win those asses so don't even try. Go fuck the skeleton in your closet
>>
>>271747959
>implying a pastor or would be pastor would visit 4chan
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>>271750662
Says the crying bitch nigga crying over his shit thread
>>
>>271740528
>FUCKING ASS GOD
>>
>>271745707
rolling
>>
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>>271740528
Hard Penis-Weaboo
>>
>>
>>271745707
re-roll
>>
>>271750891
Hey Bill
>>
>tfw no Shy Guy x Shy Girl pics
>tfw Shy Girls are different from Shy Guys, when they should be the exact same on the outside.
>>
>>271750612
>shy guys
>furfag
wut
>>
>>271750797
Not crying over shit man.
Just enjoying some lewds while you bitch and moan about it.
>>
>>271750447
Then go post good shit there, I'm sure if most of these dumpers, actually dumped in the the threads, they'd be good. Let's be honest though, it's not about fapping, some do it to piss off mods and other posters, and others do it to show off their really shitty OC like they're on Tumblr.
>>
>>
>>271745707
death is the only answer
>>
>>271745707
rolling because of filename
>>
>>271751008
>he doesn't know that Shy Guys are Koalas
>>
>>271745707
rolling
>>
>>271751095
are you a strayan?
>>
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>>271750965
That's better
>>
>>271745707
ROLLING~ NYORO
>>
>>
>>271751008
>thinking Shy Guys are humans
Get a load of this faggot
>>
>>271745707
eh, why not
>>
>>
>>271751168
adorable
>>
>>271751021
You seem a lot more worried crying about the funposting

You wouldn't be posting at all if you are doing what you said
>>
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>>271738690
>>
>>271745707
VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEO GAMES
>>
>>271745707
48 get
>>
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>>271750706
I can literally hear the tears roll down your plumb fat face and hit your keyboard while you typed that. Im magnificent, and /fit/ as fuck. You are NOTHING to me but another useless fat FUCK who would have been better off on your mom's face rather than in her fat womb. You will spend you life beating your dick to 3/10's and hambeasts online when you can't even fuck ones in real life. While im busy getting some hotties and living dream. Stay mad, bitch. I think were done here.
>>
>>271745707
waaaat
>>
>>271734907
Because underneath that mask is a booty.

They have bootyface, and are too ashamed to show it.
>>
>>
>>271740528
I am Top Cunt Fucker
funking metal
>>
>>271751359
I don't know why, but you made me smile, anon.
>>
>>271745707
Why do I want to pick 18?

WHY?
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>>271751168
>>
>>271747504
Re-rollin
>>
>>271751445
>huge boobs
jesus just give it eyelashes
>>
>>271750891
Hey Bob
>>
>>271740528
>Rectal fit massacre
>>
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>>271740528
long cock massacre
>>
>>271739046
I like when Rule 34 just slaps a vagina into the creature and call it a day.
There's no need to add anything else.
>>
>>
>>271745707

SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!
>>
>>271741831
Cheeseball Bananachunks.
>>
>>271745707
ROLLING
>>
>>271745707
ok, rolling
>>
>>271751145
Theres evidence behind the Koala theory

Koalas like to flip
>>
>>
So. What do you guys think of the written word? Anyone be interested in a... Story or two about Shygirls?
>>
>>271745707
*le roll*
>>
"MUH LEWDS"
We have boards for this faggots:
>>>/c/
>>>/d/
>>>/e/
>>>/gif/
>>>/h/
>>>/s/
>>>/u/
Don't tell me you're actually here to fap when you could go to almost any of the boards above.

No, this about Tumblr OC.
>>
>>271751759
No.
>>
>>271751759
No, fanfic is for nerds

Gb2reddit nerd
>>
>>
>>271741831
>Snotty Hamster Fanny

Oh shit.
>>
It'd be kind of interesting to have a culture where everyone wears a mask and hides their identity, not just online but in real life. Security would be an issue, but if you can figure out how to avoid people getting stabbed with no consequences it'd be kind of neat.
>>
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>>271745707
>>
>>271751759
Sure. Go ahead. The tread is going to die soon anyway.
>>
>>
>>271744828
>>271744956
>amerifat landwhales
Britain masterrace, how do you fatfucks let yourselfs go like fucking that? Disgusting americans.
>>
>>271745707
rollin
>>
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>>271734907
But what we truly need is r63 of giant shy guy
>>
>>
>>271752062
>Brits
>not fat

Good one
>>
>>271745707
rawl
>>
>>271740528
Edgy Spaghettiboner
Okay.
>>
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I too, will derail the thread.
>>
>>271745707
r-r-r-rollin
>>
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>>271752076
Too bad i cant draw for shit
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>>271752062
>British making fun of America's fat ugly women
top kek
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>>271752257
Youth Honesty Lust
Sounds accurate
>>
>>271752257
Youth
Beauty
Happiness


U jelly?
>>
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>>271752257
>fun experience honesty
Nice
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>>271745707
sus
>>
>>271752257
>Youth
>Time
>Hapiness

I presume today was a good day?
I'm okay with this.
>>
>>271752394
Enough of this shit.
>>
>>271752062
Thats not fat though, they look pretty healthy.
>>
>>271752257
Love
pop
pow

wut
>>
>>271752407
>>271752440
>>271752478
Reminder, It says what you want, which implies you don't already have it.
>>
>>
>>271752478
>>271752407
>>271752406
>all these youth

HET OUT NEWFAGS!!
>>
>>271752257
>Beauty
>Popular
>Fun

Uh, yeah, sure, whatever.
Not like I didn't want my mind read or anything.
>>
>>271752257
Love Success Time

I-is it true?
>>
>>271745707
Roll
>>
>>
>>271752610
>dubs in /v/
>>
>>271752394
Please tell me there is more
>>
>>271752257
>no vertical words
>no diagonal words
>>
>>271752598
Oh shit, in that case it was completely accurate.
I don't want to grow old, I need more time and I want to be happy really badly.
>>
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Hey guys whats with this thread?
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>>271752753
Saving this one
>>
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>>271752257
Love intelligence pines
>>
>>271752760
>implying that isnt the derail he wants and we already both took part in it
>>
>>271752610
/a/ Lmao
>>
>>271752920
Will I ever hug my waifu?
>>
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>>271752920
Thread is dead, yes Monolith?
>>
>>271752880
Look at those thunder thighs
>>
>>271752920
Will daddy come back home?
>>
>>271752920
Will I ever get over my insatiable desire for shitposting?
>>
>>271745707
woot!!!!! memes!!!!
>>
>>271752394
>that face

I'm done
>>
>>271752257

>Intelligence
>Experience
>Success

This is bullshit.
>>
>>
>>271753002
Never EVER
>>
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>>271752880
>>
>>271753054
Sorry anon.
>>
>>271745707
rolan
>>
>>271753013
Nnnngh.
>>
>>271745707
Roll again
>>
>>
>>271753054
Damn...
>>
>>271753002
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>
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>>271753192
Feels bad man.
>>
>>
>>271741831
Zippy Chuckleshorts

This is better than the donkey kong edit.
>>
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>>271752880
>>271753013

>mfw im imagining their nasty fat girl body odors
>>
>>271752920
Will I ever achieve my dream and stop being a shitty lazy neet?
>>
>>271752920
do you tell the truth?
>>
>>271752716
Roll once more
>>
>>271752920
Will i ever find a long and fulfilling love?
>>
>tfw no one has finished/tried ripping all the shy girls from -8 flashes
Who the fuck is trying?
>>
>>271753013
love me some fatties
>>
>>271752920
Will I ever finish my backlog?
>>
>>
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>>271753002
>>
>>271752880
Great thighs, terrible face structure
>>
>>271753437
Well, better become an hero
>>
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>>271752920
Will I escape this shitty world before I die?
>>
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>>271740528
>dangly cockmassacre
ayyy lmao
>>
>>271752920
>>271752920
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>
>>271745707

roooollll
>>
>>271753610
Holy shit, this is too scary.
>>
>>
>>271753437
Supreme Gentleman Confirmed
>>
>>271752920
when will I stop being so lazy?
>>
>>271743498
:^)
>>
>>271745707

rollan
>>
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