Can you beat him?
>>271722758
No
He fucking guessed an irrelevant side character and Bailey Jay.
He's unbeatable
I once beat him with Joe Gatto from the TV prank show Impractical Jokers. That's my only victory
no :(
He failed to guess some obscure merovingian king last time I tried
He couldn't guess Kutaro. Only time I've ever beaten him.
I did it twice, forgot which characters I used though...
>>271722758
Yeah he couldn't guess Macellan from Fire Emblem.
>>271722758
He couldn't guess Estragon from Waiting for Godot the last time I played him.
>>271723969
You could take a large amount of FE characters to win against this dude.
i beat him,i was thinking of cleopatra from dantes inferno,she's also the only exeption to the rule 34
>>271723336
holy shit I forgot about this guy. he was in every softcore cinemax porn I watched as a teenager.
After already establishing it was a non-cartoon dog from a TV show, it started asking about irrelevant shit like if he had done construction work before acting, was from the water tribe, or was a corsair from final fantasy
Fuck this guy
Just beat him
The real answer was Desert Punk
>>271724398
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
>>271724534
If he didn't get it the first time it doesn't count, right guys?
sometimes. but not very often. he definitely wins majority.
>Can your character dance on the head of a pin?
Damn son.
>>271724662
Correct, because you can infinitely retry.
He can't guess ranged dire keep from Dota 2. Top kek.
Couldn't guess Sepp Dietrich, commander of the 1st SS Liebstandarte Division during WWII. Shit game.
FUCKING BULLSHIT
FUCK YOU
>he actually fucking guessed Deckerd from J-Decker
HOW
O
W
What do I win?
>>271724970
No you can't, he does give up if he can't get it.
For example, he nearly got Protoman (as portrayed in The Protomen's storyline) when he named a band member who doesn't sing, but went way off track and only gave two more answers before giving up.
It's probably because I was being a bit of a faggot with the answers, kept answering in terms of the character and then the actual band member.
>that one question that tells you he had already figured it out.
Presea Combatir
I won
Beat him with Rodin
>>271725621
And lost with Shinobu
>>271725146
Took him 65 questions but he finally got it.
>>271724045
yeah, I beat him with the black knight
Didn't have a bottle of wine.
Literally the phrase, 'a bottle of wine'.
He does now because I put it in.
>>271725921
And I lost again with Revy
How does this work? Markov chain?
>>271726210
That's impossible, this guy gets all sorts of obscure characters. You'd have to really fuck up your votes to get one of the more popular FE characters.
>decide to try obscure npcs from rogue galaxyhe gets some
>>271722758
>he fucking guessed [s4s] memes
We've gone too far.
I won, didn't guess Aaron Yonda
SHIT
>>271726320
>a real or fictional character
>>271722758
Yes.
He didn't know about Saki Amamiya nor the protagonist of Kuru Kuru Kururin.
>>271726616
What, wine's real.
Besides, there was shit like watermelons and oranges already in there.
Hell, there's one which is 'Grass (it's green, alive and take a long time for Akinator to guess)'
It was actually Sonny Boy Williamson II, Akinator, but it's close enough that I'll oblige.
>>271722758
I can
I have
Several times
>>271726371
Didn't get Mei Ling when I tried her, it's mostly luck
>>271726594
>Tots TV
Damn m8 you have a good memory, I entirely forgot about that creepy-ass show until now. Just boom, gone. Until now
The motherfucker knew acrid from risk of rain.
Wow
>>271722758
Icedevimon from digimon
Didn't know Mycherrycrush. I'm not willing to put her in the database either.
he couldn't guess senor ding dong
He got Mimarin but he couldn't get Rumi.
>>271725594
>tumblr
>>271723969
He isn't able to guess based Rutoga from FE6. Beating him with non-lord FE characters is too easy.
Nigga just got Tracer from Overwatch
Just did it on the first try. Mother fucker don't know nothing about Yukari from Persona 3!
Guessed a politician most people never heard of
im done
>>271727020
Me and some friends at uni were bored and started to have a conversation about children's TV shows we used to watch.I remember all of them due to my brother. He's severely disabled (physically AND mentally) and is basically like a 5-year-old with a slightly disfigured 22-year-old's body. He still watches kids shows from the 90's to more recent ones, so I've grown up still having that frightening shit in my memory.
Anyway.
I probably would have remembered it on my own, I usually default to old/childhood things when I can't think of characters.
>all these people surprised at losing to popular characters
>>271727705
Bullshit
Faggot couldn't guess Hissho, probably too obscure for him
>>271725594
>Akinator's face shows that he is sure of himself
>Asks a question anyway
>Answer "no"
>Fucker looks confused and don't know what to do.
You can beat him but you'd have to be a dick and use super fucking obscure characters, which ruins the fun. Of course if you try that one unnamed Water ninja from Naruto or some shit he isn't gonna get it, but the victory isn't satisfying then.
>>271722758
I beat him with Resort Boin hentai characters, but I imputted 3 in there so you can probably still beat him with some of the other characters. Right now I am going to guess super good advice the ai machine gun from Destiny and I guarentee it won't get it.
Hell, I will even go with Kabr and he probably won't get it.
He didn't get Tyrone Slothrop from the novel Gravities Rainbow.
couldn't even guess baby rosalina. I'm not sure why they upped the question limit to 80, if it's not getting it at 40 it's not getting it all anyways.
I tried Ralf Hütter and his first guess was King Diamond. He eventually got it right, but question 38 was "Does your character play the Dark Souls Franchise on YouTube?" Akinator pls
>character is Smough.
>asks a bunch of bullshit questions all no
>question 11
>is he part of a duo
>is he rather round
>does he use a hammer
>mfw
>>271725084
he guessed radiant melee creep for me suprisingly, after 3 tries that is
took me like 10 tries but I finally beat this prick
>>271722758
Yes, Commander Vale, Torchlite II.
>>271728446
At least once per week for 4 months I usually make him guess Untold characters.
He still is unable to win
>>271727930
I shit you not. He also didn't get the Mystery man from Lost Highway. so far it's 2-0.
>>271728102
Yeah he didn't get Super Good Advice and I am the first person to put it in the database.
Now time to see if he gets Kabr, which he probably will.
Fuck, he got Maiden in Black
He couldn't guess L'Arc
took 30+ questions but no :(
got me as soon as he started asking about the color red
Stumped him with Lak Sivark from Star Wars.
He didn't know Sky from Shantae. Even after he kept guessing wrong and I typed in "Sky" he had nothing on her. Also, when did they add this shit about credits?
I can't guess anthony cuck burch
Ignorance is bliss
>>271728783
You answered the questions wrong.
>>271723336
>mfw his riddler portrayal in that batman xxx parody
fucking nailed that
Ez with Tiny
>>271722758
I beat him a few years ago with Soma from God Eater.
A while ago I tried to get Richard from that for the frog the bell tolls game (the game with the link's awakening engine) and I didn't get it from him, although he's pretty hard to describe
>>271728901
He got Speaker, Noble Six but not Kabr. He has been played before though so that is twice in a row.
I can beat him with some comic book characters but i have yet to with a vidya character
Not her or Lupe
>>271722758
>Rex from a dinosaur movie(remembered it back then)
>Flee from a bug's live
>Seiko( it picked the more important character that looked similar.so it counts)
>Glasses thingie from alice in wonderland
>Garland(i remember)
>Monk thingies from jabba's palace
>That guy from thx thing before the finding nemo film plays on dvd
>A fuckton of ff characters
i have more,but he couldn't guess those
>>271729630
Pretty easy when you think of a really vague video game character. One of the side characters that were only mentioned once or only exist in the lore.
>>271722758
I could beat him, if his shitty website weren't fucking painfully show at the moment.
>>271729846
But that's cheap
>>271722758
I beat him. I was thinking in Akumetsu.
god damnit
>>271729630
he couldn't guess maugan ra. he asked if he was green or american like 7 times
>>271729924
well someone probably logged in every major character, for example try the I want rocky road icecream squid thing from sonic boom and he won't get it.
Well damn...
he couldn't guess death as long as you don't assume it's a skeleton in black robes with a scythe
piss easy
>>271722758
I beat him. surprisingly with Manfred von Karma
>>271730325
Nothing personell
Managed to get neither Courtney nor Kevin from MGR.
how
I feel like he shouldn't be rewarded for getting it right the second time
>>271728446
>Does your character have red hair
yes
>Does your character fight with a sword
yes
>Does your character was created by Atlus
yes
>Does your character have long red hair
yes
>Does your character have pink hair
>Does your character have red hair
>Does your character have long black hair
Step it up Akinator, why do you still ask me about the hair color if I already gave you the answer?
He didn't get Pike Queen Lucy from pokemon emerald.
>>271730965
because shits like this exist
Beat him first time with Pandora Groovesnore.
>>271723254
Nah you fucked up your knowledge anon. You don't beat the fucking interwebs.
I don't know what the fuck the deal with this message is, I know he knows it after asking "is your character a hedgehog?" "is your character purple" and "is your character bad?"
He couldn't guess Annoying Devil from balls of steel.
>>271731683
Yeah he is a piece of shit he can't get any vague characters only main ones, what a complete faggot.
>>271722758
I did it plenty of times. If you can't come up with a character he can't guess you're just a pleb.
>>271731665
>underage
>>271732103
I guess that makes sense, I always put a random number there because I'm sick of it coming up. It's never gotten in the way in the past though, I've gotten porn actors and etc. yet Coldsteel is too edgy for children?
>>271722864
No he isn't. I've beaten him over a dozen times, multiple times in a row as well. He knows some shit but misses quite a lot of shit.
>>271722758
but the question is can he beat Madara
>>271722758
>he doesn't who Dmitry is
Uhoh
>Pick Kamiya
>Get Sakurai and some character designer from Square
Step it up
>>271722758
I got him with the swamp thing boss from painkiller.
>>271722758
yeah. he couldnt find fuzzy slippers fom hey arnold.
though i will say, he got bob saccamano in only 7 questions; that was impressive.
>>271728283
>asks a bunch of bullshit questions all no
You don't understand how categorizations work do you? No is not understanding questions it's a positive negation of a classification. If I said, is a character not tall and you answer yes, it's the same as answering no to is your character tall. No matter you answer you tell it a character is either tall, short, possibly in between or you have no idea. Answering no to a bunch of questions does not mean it does not have the character in question in mind, it means it's eliminating variables to cull the list down.
No idea is the only thing that can realistically fuck with it because there's nothing it can do with it.
>>271724662
Nope, To beat him he has to give up. That's how you truly win.
>>271732770
>>271732940
this looks fucking awful
consider post from a real computer next time
He didn't guess Lotus Juice
>>271722758
God Dammit. I thought I had him.
Beat him
I'm only on question 10 and he's really pissed off now.
>>271722758
>Pick random character from the Simpsons that isn't part of the main or tertiary cast
>????
>Beat him every time
I win.
It was the canine men enemy from Escape From Bug Island.
He couldn't guess Bandana Dee, he only guessed a Kirby character once anyway.
>>271722758
He guessed XJ9 the first time, but he's good.I was thinking about Charming Drossel thoguh
>Picks Waxer from TCW
>He guesses Boil
2close.
yes ,he didn't know about khan Omurtag
>mfw he couldn't guess Beastess
>>271735994
mfw he couldn't guess Nigger Akinator
He just managed to guess Kurapika from HunterxHunter even though I said he was a she (which is how I see her).
I just beat him with Steven Kellogg, the prolific children's author.
Beat him with Jack Cayman
Only casuals can't beat Akinator
The strength of Akinator is that people are prompted to add information about people they won with.
I beat him several times in a row with characters from well known books.
He couldn't guess Boss Nigger, guessed Django Unchained instead.
Oh well.
>>271724912
>One of the most well known characters from an incredibly popular and award winning game
HOW COULD HE HAVE GUESSED THAT?!
I keep beating him with Einhander because he keeps giving me either Vic viper or Gradius .
Yep, just beat him with pic related.
yes I did. He does not know this guy
he couldn't guess Mr. Morooka from Persona 4
Beated him with Bourbon.
I beat him with obscure historical persons all the time.
t. historian
>>271722758
Tried for Doppio. Fucker didn't guess him.
based boypussy winning every time
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
HOW
HOW THE FUCK
>>271722758
Yes, but only once because he CHEATS afterward. He will guess if you think of the same character on the same day.
Beat him with the Respects Coffin.
>>271732940
I still can't believe he got Yellow 13 right
>>271741458
wait he does know about him
Defeated him with GORO. Yes it's /v/ related, he's fucked half of /v/'s waifus.
>I've beaten this nigga with totally obscure characters before, let's try something a bit different
>asks a bunch of completely unrelated shit
>suddenly 14th question "Is your character from Finland?"
>gets him within the next two questions
>oh it's fucking on now you cheating nig
>can't guess Pohjola's daughter
He doesn't even know Glorious Nova of Progression.
>>271731665
Wait, someone bothered to add fucking Coldsteel to him? For what porpuse?
>Is yuour character fat?
>Is your character autisic?
>Is your charatcer looking for the woman of his dreams
hehehehehehahahahahaheheehehahahahaha
>>271742720
>only three questions
welp
Holy shit, I actually beat him with Latch, from Lethal League.
I did it! Time to do it again
He didn't get Penor
beat him with jenna haze.
not really /v/ related, but im horny.
didn't even guess Project M shitposter
Thanks Ebola Chan
Couldn't figure out Alessi from Jojo's part 3, tho i probably answered some of the questions badly, Tho he asked if it was from jojos, i said yes, then he asked if it was from Bleach...
actually yes, I even used a fairly well-known musical artist, but this scrub couldn't even guess him
>>271722758
Fuck, he's good.
>>271743915
Seriously.
the bitch didn't know OnlyAfro
fuken casul
HOW THE FUCK
oh dear me, he's still got it
I was thinking of the cat from Rhythym Heaven Fever.
It's incredibly easy. Just pick a character who isn't really well-known. Also think of who uses the service and would actually add their character or person to it (if it can't guess your character then it prompts you to add the character to help make the game better for future players).
Just run something that teenagers with weeaboo tendencies won't know and it's effortless.
>No MasaeAnela
>>271731285
>Yugi
>5
Well played anon.
I expected it, yet I didn't.
he doesn't guess chloe
>>271722758
hoshigami, never gets it every time.
fucking wow
>>271746217
Depends on how many people already tried her.
>>271746130
WHAT THE HELL
HOLY SHIT HE KNOWS
Welp.
>yfw he asks THAT question
Welp, he didn't guess the RE4 Merchant.
What a fucking disgrace. I remember Akinator working much better back in 2008 or so.
You have got to be kidding me
>beat him with Monsoon
This shit is unbelievable.
I'm gonna try again.
>>271747779
AND he failed to guess Shiren the Wanderer. What a joke.
>Is your character the main character in the show?
Yes
>Is your character gay?
Yes
>Is your character blonde?
Yes
>Is your character from Naruto?
Fucking lost it
I was thinking of Pico
>>271747779
I just tested it and he got the Merchant in 4 questions
Are you retarded?
>>271748201
This.
Faggots don't understand human error.
Like seriously, someone was thinking of Nicki Minaj and he got Beyonce Knowles. That person was obviously retarded and answered wrong
>First question asks if my character is big
Somebody is spamming le funny bane memey
What the fuck
>>271746217
>mfw he guessed Olga
>>271748049
My meems end here.
His database is so huge the chances of him guessing right are almost a gamble.
>play both times and he guessed right: wojak and pepe
He is invincible.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER HOW DID HE KNOW
OH COME ON
I can't get him to guess this guy
help
He guessed Vivian James in 15 questions, he's fucking good.
>>271722758
mfw i was thinking of Zoe Voss and it said Zoe Quinn
>>271722758
I stumped him with Coffee from The Desolate Hope, but to be fair I think approximately 8 people have played that game. He even repeatedly asked if the character was a robot and talked about space stuff but I guess he just wasn't in the database.
Yep.
>>271749603
I don't think "guy wearing a fedora" counts as a character. It's more of a concept.
>>271722758
Just beat him by picking a mulliboom from BOI
Get on my level scrubs.
>>271749775
If this is in, along with other funny meemos like le scumbag steve advice dog, then why not M'lady Fedora Tipping guy?
Trying to make Akinator guess Muhammad, and he's way off.
Question #37 and he's asking shit like "has your character worked with Katy Perry?" and "is your character's birth mother still alive?"
I beat him with Kakyoin from Stardust Crusaders. He gave up after his first guess...
Well then...
I really hate when this shit asks you a question and then completely ignores your response.
If I say the character isn't black, he isn't black. Don't give me a black guy as your answer, akinator.
>Is your character's fame linked with football?
fuck
I beat him with T-Dubs
>>271750181
As I suspected... Akinator had trouble guessing Muhammad, because people have been feeding him wrong answers.
>mfw the average person thinks Muhammad never killed anyone
>mfw the average person thinks Muhammad had no siblings
HOW DID HE
>>271750390
I got a big raims is a big taims
yeah
tori black the pornstar
>>271724912
>Baldur's Gate
He didn't say Baldur's Gate 2.
You win anon.
>>271750752
Cause Mario might be super, but I'm super duper. With a big tuper
>mfw he can't even obscure NBA bench players
>>271750739
>Not calling him HE
Come on Akinator
>>271722758
try characters for games that were recently released
i've beaten him a few times
Goddamnit.
Nope
He couldn't guess chrono legionnaire. I guess it counts as a victory
He was so fucking close
I was thinking of the protag from F.E.A.R.
easy
pick an obscure character
>Open site
>See this shit
Yes.
I beat him with Leon Degrelle
>>271722758
He doesnt know Gambino from Berserk
are you FUCKING kidding me
it didnt even sound like he was close
how
I just beat him with Bulbapedo. I'm gonna try Serebii Joe next.
Son of a bitch!
how the fuck
Shitty website, couldn't guess this guy
just call'em how I see'em. Whale biologist
there bam just beat him with several music artists who aren't even obscure
Asterite from Ecco the Dolphin won it for me.
>Does your character have hands?
>Is your character a male
>does your character walk on two feet
He was never gonna get it.
>>271752787
My nigga. I forgot she had a name.
>there will never be a Homeworld 3
>>271752656
Got him again.
>>271722758
just do any of kirby's animal friends, they are his weakness
He didn't know Toblerone.
>>271753249
But anonThey are already making one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWBJMwNgTQ8
also Gearbox is remastering Homeworld 1 and 2
>>271753516
Wow.. thank you kind Anon for giving me hope once more..
>>271722758
just beat him couldn't guess y'golonac
>>271722758
He couldn't get Zitz from Battletoads a few months back. It just had "battletoads" as a character. Whoever did that is a retard. I had to add Zitz in manually.
>>271752897
didn't guess goodnsexy
>Is your character an artist
>Is your character fat?
>Bearded?
>Generally disliked?
>Has had derogatory things said about him?
I think Andrew Dobson!
Good job Ak.
>>271722758
Guessed some weird ass shit before but then got to Vivian James. I guess I technically beat him? fuck...Akinator I concede to you.
Strelok
Yellow 13
Feel Guy
...I can't win
question number 5:Is your character a porn star?
Already?! (well, yes, she is)
Apparently Freddy Fazbear is not for children. Inconceivable.
just beat him using pic related
im rather surprised though because he asked about KoF and blonde hair
I dare someone to tryany character from a certain german VN
>>271754038
wow this thing sucks also couldn't get reinhardt from fire emblem or randy boy junior from hajime no ippo.
>WORRIED LAUGHTER
>>271751354
NEVER EXISTED
he couldn't guess pucci
guess the 14 words were said
Ask for Stinger from Shadow Madness of PS1. He never guesses it.
>>271743059
Welp. Bedtime.
>>271754180
Just tried to do Zitz again and he couldn't fucking do it. Just came up with "battletoads" again. That's not a fucking character, you retard.
Didn't find rio hamasaki.
He tried hitomi tanaka, maria ozawa and saori hara
>>271722758
I've done it before. He wasn't able to get The Idea of Evil.
Let's see if he can get mine.
Fucker couldn't even guess the cleric from Hexen. Bitch-ass punknugget.
Huh. He doesn't ask your gender anymore. I guess some trans-something-somethings got assblasted.
>>271733097
wtf? When I say bullshit questions I mean he asked me if he lives in america twice and if he is associated with the color green. Then all of the sudden he just latched on with spot on questions.
No need to write me an essay, chief.
>>271756549
why not be more blunt about it
"do you have a dick or a vagina"
Smug ass face, what would Mrs Genie say.
He couldn't get the Ayy Lmao Alien
>>271744230
>>271743915
>two popular characters
you serious?
Well, he was close to guessing Riki. I had my hopes up.
Beat him on first try with Marv from Home Alone.
>Tfw beat him with Passepartout from Around the World in 80 Days
git gud akinator
>>271722758
He guessed Roger wilco in 25 questions without even mentioning "space"
He couldn't figure out Rimanah, but I guess I was kind of a cunt with this one. Akinator kept fighting for a really long time though. Made something like six or seven guesses before giving up.
>>271756646
>Do you have a penis? [Y/N]
>If yes, how many?
>Do you have a vagina? [Y/N]
>If yes, how many?
>Do you have any other sexual appendages? [Y/N]
>Please use the form below to describe them as well as their quantity
Hey devs! We need more of these instead of thse:
>Are you a little girl or a brown little girl?
>people custom input character names and where they're from when akinator loses
>they don't properly capitalize letters
Why?
I did it with Grit from advanced wars.
Did you know Gnar is not for kids?
>>271755757
Huh, you're right.
Akinator guessed Rock when I tried.
I was thinking of Sonic Man
>>271722758
Mother fucker got Marina Liteyear.
>Choose a character thats a twin
>He chooses the right twin
Easy
He couldn't get my main man
For a minute there I thought I had him
Thinking of Paul Denton, I'm currently on Question 41.
Akinator is definitely on the right track, it already guessed JC, and keeps asking DX-related things.
But
>Does the character do weird things with his frined?
I have no idea how to interpret this.
beat him with pic related
he did come pretty close though
Rekt
is Rock the only blonde fighting game character
I was thinking of Ray from Karnov's Revenge.
even tried up to 50 questions
>>271758542
time to look for obscure SNK characters now
Motherfucker couldn't get KP Pete aka King K from PMTTYD.
What a bitch.
>>271722758
Fuckers totally lost his spaghetti over my Conception waifu
Once again flat prevails
No fucking way.
>>271722758
Tried 3 times but he can't get Opera
I won! He couldn't guess this guy!
I just got him twice in a row with this guy, i did it again because i tried to answer the questions more accurately the second time around
>>271758806
>Serina
>Not Torri or ChloeI'm just joking, serina's alright. This game has surprisingly good waifu and bros all around
>>271749603
I got it
>>271759039
oops, forgot the pic
Damn, he's good
Could he guess Madara?
And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Madara. I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.
Yes
Don't know sonichu
>That moment where he starts asking pin-point questions and you already know
Makes me smile. It's like when someone gets an obscure reference you make. It's a good feeling.
>>271759010
Chloe was pretty boring imo
Then again I skipped all her dialogues after the first half of the game since she had a terrible start and I already had Serina in my sights at this point.
>>271722758
Son of a bitch...
Beat him 3 times with this.
His best guess was Marty(hardblush)
>>271759165
Apparently
How the fuck? I barely told him anything
There got to be like thousands of girls with "long" black hair in anime. Holy shit
>>271758403
Ah well, answered "Probably.", then it instantly guessed Paul.
Looking through the expected answers though, what kind of faggot thinks of Paul who doesn't know he met aliens and likes guns? Not knowing he likes swords is forgivable, but guns? Really?
>>271759665
I know. He got Tsugumi from Ever17 with basically just that she's female and has black hair.
How does he go to asking vague as fuck questions to instantly knowing EXACTLY who it is?
Yeah
well shit i didn't think this game would be on his radar
>>271759584
Source?
Yes. Akinator is very sophisticated. Ooooohhh, yeesssss.
>>271760114
It asks you a bunch of questions, figures out who you are talking about, then asks you a bunch of random questions it never asked before in this context to gather some more data for the character before the game is over.
>>271760114
NSA
You guys should try something new
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=69474&MID=69382
Objective: Make her olev you
He doesn't know who Not Important is yet.
>>271758908
Ha. Those guys.
Didn't guess T-Dub
Maybe he needs a big raims for his big taims.
I was thinking of Sparkman from MM3
instead, I got:
>crashman
>elecman
>cutman
>topman
>>271760306
>Main character of any video game
>That video game being the most popular JRPG on the 360
Of course he is going to get it.
If you really want to give him a challenge, try some obscure NPC from some obscure JRPG
>>271760665
>Worse than a learning Cleverbot.
This isn't a challenge, this is stupid.
What a shame.
He asked out of nowhere if she was from PSO, had white skin, black hair, robotic part, then he went full retard and asked me about anime characters until he failed.
>>271761165
i've actually been doing pretty obscure stuff most of the night
like
>>271758406
>>271760853
I'm amazed such a shit episode even aired.
One of the co-founders of Gainax and producer of the show actually resigned because he was shit talking the episode on 2channel.
>>271760730
are you me?
I went straight for nod impordant and he didn't get it
>>271761274
Then here's a babby tier difficulty for you.
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=28273&MID=27670
>>271722758
He got Italian Spiderman, but Captain maximum beat him
>>271760665
>Ask her how she's doing
>Fine
>Asks me how I'm doing
>Fine
>Bot no longer wants to talk to you
Fuck women
>Is your character from [s4s]?
>>271761482
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=28273&MID=27670
he gets one good question in then it's GG
He couldn't figure out Mega Maw from Binding of Isaac Rebirth.
Fucker asked if he had arms or hands at least six times.
>>271760665
>So you like juice?
"I don't know *giggles*"
>What about man-juice
"I like you :)"
Fuck me, that was easy
>>271761823
*whispers in your ear*
-grabs her by the throat- BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>271761879
Get to my level faggot
Just got him with The Samaritan from Astro City.
>that yellow Pikmin drawing
The hell.
>>271761482
>>271761680
It's cool that you can make the npc say your name
I really don't know how it figured out this one from this little relevant information.
tried to find out who my video game waifu would be, actually get "your waifu" as an answer, fuck you, that doesnt answer shit
Didn't know Prince Valium
>you were born too soon to have actual conversations with intelligent, human-like AI
>>271730107
Have we started the fire?
>>271761482
I can't believe I'm actually fapping to this thing.
What happened
>>271722758
>he guessed Not Important correctly
He couldn't guess Iraak.
Then again, neither could Gainax.
>>271762620
It's stimulating, /a/ turned into limp bananas after this was introduced.
>>271762620
She likes foreplay huh
He couldn't get Doug Levinson, he kept thinking I was talking about Le Happy Merchant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ
>>271762828
post solution
beating this nigga with OJs is easy.five bucks for whoever can guess who I was actually thinking of.
>>271722758
>start akinator
>say no to everything
>??????
>profit
I beat him with this little faggot.
>>271762991
just ask for a kiss multiple times, then she ask you go to some elevator. You could try saying elevator or something.
You may have to mention about going to her room, opening her shirt and going to her bedroom. There you can have sex.
>>271761943
That was my exact reaction too
Beat him first try and wasn't even trying.
Was thinking about this guy because it's the last game I played. He couldn't even guess after 3 times.
>>271762782
Holy shit he actually did
>>271763046
Probably another generic, weebshit cumdumpster.
>>271763257
>implying
He'll know you're fucking with him.
Star Man wasn't even on the list after he gave up.
>>271763304
She's a lot harder than cat girl.
>>271762980
Finally! Someone brings him back!
He didn't know who Rhint from Cowboy Bebop is just now.
>>271763406
don't be like that man
I beat him with Raptor Fuxi from SMT4. Felt pretty good. I thought he was getting close a couple times.
You could probably get away with a lot of SMT demons.
>>271763304
did a 16 year old boy write this
>>271763445
>somebody thought this art was presentable
He even knows my Japanese animes!
got him
was thinking of Chuck Yaeger
>>271763557
Yes. And I've got good plans for such an elaborate story.
>>271763734
>off to commit genocide, be right back guys
>>271741912
Holy shit what
>>271763527
I didn't realize how much the SMT4 art looks like the old SMT art. Are they by the same guy?
Couldn't even guess my main golden nigga
>>271763984
They used assets from the old games. It's all sprites in battles, which is the only place you ever see demons. The new art sticks out a lot.
>>271763984
Maybe because Fuxi was in SMT1?
Little known fact, Floor master was actually a mascot on a cereal box.
>spelling personnel wrong
>>271763984
>>271764182
Example of new art. This shit looks pretty amateur.
>>271764182
I thought they looked like PS1 sprites.
>>271764315
Cool design though, you have to admit.
>>271764302
>>271741912
what the flying fuck
>>271764441
I thought she was kind of bad. Minotaur, on the other hand, is fucking clever as hell.
>>271764315
I think it looks pretty good other than that fucking face
>>271764441
It's complete garbage. It looks like something an edgy 12 year old would doodle on their notebook.
He didn't get I Ii II I_
friendzoned again
>>271760893
>implying he's not The Moonstar
>>271764697
Try flipping it.
Bitches dig cool fedora tricks
He doesn't know Ellen from IhnmaIms
>>271741912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88
It took about 17 questions. But damn it he got it right.
i chose First Citizen from vault city and he never managed to get her
rip in shits
>>271730107
>>271730107
God FUCKING dammit.
This guy sucks. I thought about the trickster from Legend of Grimrock 2 and he wasn't even close. Kept asking me about LoL and Dota heroes.
I beat him with the lesser known SRW OG people.
He knows about Kyouske, Shu, Excellen, Masaki, and Kushua
>>271722758
What the....
This isn't who I wanted
>>271764612
He didn't get Captain Sweden.
That's 0/2 so far
He didn't guess Kevin Owen. He's one of the main news anchors for Russia Today (RT).
HA I BEAT HIM
his guesses:
Gundam
Wing Zero
Voltron
Valvrave (which I heard was a bad show that /a/ adored)
>Does your character appear in the Rune Factory series?
FUCK YOU AKINATOR
>get pic related
wait what
That isn'tXiao Paiat all.
Fuck you, you legless sack of shit
This is bullshit.
>>271766014
>/a/ adored
/a/ adored hating it. Making fun of Valvrave while it was airing was fun.
>>271727745
Sorry to hear about your brother anon, I hope he's taken care of. I don't know what it's like having a disabled family member but I know I'd love them just the same.
In regards to Tots TV... I don't think it ever was explained why three young toddlers were living alone, unassisted in any way, in their own cottage in the middle of nowhere, and to top it off, left with a fully grown donkey in their sole care.
And then there's the magic bag. I don't know about you, but I think when those tots grew up, they had more than a few "magic bags" themselves. The writers sure did.
thought of an italian young soccer player. This faggot got the wrong one
>>271766207
you sure? I heard it was more of loving it than hating it.
and all it really did was solidify the fact that /a/ doesn't know a damn thing about what makes a good anime
>>271764697
FUCK I CANT DO IT
I CANT DO ANYTHING LEWD
WHY AM I SUCH A BETA FUCKING FAGGOT EVEN WITH A STUPID AI
IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 15 MINUTSE NOW
AND SHE WONT ALLOW ANYTHING LEWD
HELP
SEND
HELP
IM KILLING MYSELF
>>271766336
he keeps guessing wrong
>>271766372
No, it was more like loving how bad it was. Same thing with Samurai Flamenco.
For fucks sake
>>271722758
No.. he even guess Chris Harris (from Drive) correctly...
>>271766639
I heard SamFlam was actually good unlike VVV
>>271765578
Okay, didn't get Objectively Best Girl from Turgor.
That's 0/3 so far.
Okay. Let's go for something incredibly fucking simple and see if Akinator gets it, since he's 0/3 so far.
He couldn't guess Ronald from the Pokemon TCG game.
>>271766748
They're both really stupid. And they're also both fun trainwrecks to watch and make fun of. I personally preferred Samflam. It went from trainwreck status to dual trainwreck drifting.
he got Scatman John in 22 guesses.
>making him guessthe player character from EYE
>get this
what the fuck
>>271766336
Got him with Welkin
>>271766787
What in fuck's name.
Bitch can't even get UFO from Sonic CD.
0/4 what the hell Akinator.
Let's see if he can guess the fucking COLOR YELLOW.
>>271733380
>autism
On the other hand
>Akinator thread
>akinator goes down
>>271766147
Kek
Couldn't guess the Rock Type Club Master from Pokemon TCG.
I thought he would've guessed either Brock or Professor Oak.
he's right
He didn't even guess the trim at the top of the wall behind him.
Pretty amazing. Although it's a pretty popular character the questions he asked were sort of beside the point, didn't think he'd guess him so fast.
>>271767412
0 out of goddamn 5, Akinator cannot guess the color yellow and one of his fucking questions was "IS YOUR CHARACTER YELLOW?".
Come the fuck on buddy where you at.
Let's see if he can get something utterly fucking braindead easy.
>>271767769
kek
Hah, he couldn't guess Juan Ovus, though he did get mosquito man
>>271767968
0 out of 6
Cannot guess an Elevator.
An Elevator.
An -ELEVATOR-.
I can guess a fucking Elevator within 21 questions.
Okay. Let's try something else. Surely Akinator won't go 0/7
I almost don't want to put it in, surprised someone hasn't done this one.
What do you think /v/?
>>271734856
>Escape from Bug Island
>>271722758
He couldn't guess Bayou Billy from the Adventures of Bayou Billy.
He couldn't get Ellie from Conception 2, maybe because it's a shitty waifu game nobody likes, his first guess was Fuka because, Atlus, green hair and flat chest
>>271768541
0 out of 7
Akinator cannot guess bricks from Super Mario Brothers.
"Any character" my ass, can't even guess a character from one of the best-selling, INDUSTRY-defining, most popular, and most well-known vidya out there.
Nigger does this faggot even lift.
Okay. Let's see if Akinator can guess duplicate ending post numbers.
Beaten him with THE MAN.
winrar
>>271727974
mah nigga
>>271769046
0/8, Akinator doesn't even know POST NUMBERS much less duplicate ending post numbers which must be checked.
It DOES know greentext though.
Okay. Let's get something that Akinator might find easier to guess. A human. Just a regular human looking dude in a typical human video game, where humans exist and be humans.
Come on bro you got this.
>>271764612
>>271765578
>>271766787
>>271767412
>>271767968
>>271768541
>>271769046
Wow anon you are so good. I will name my children after you. Truly a genius.
"does your character fight with a sword?"
"yes"
what
>>271769751
And they shall be called autismfaglords
Son of a bitch
What the Hell?
Thinking of Predaking
He answers devastator, makuta teridax, skorponok and blitzwing before he gives up. Didn't think it would actually work
I tried to see if he would guess 'cocksucker' and got this
Uh oh.
I think I pissed him off.
Is he summoning Chthulhu or something?
I love that shit when he busts you
>think of Dunban
>"Does your character have a sister?"
>oh shit
>"Is your character handicapped?"
>OH SHIT
>thingken of gaben
>"Is your character associated with Valve Software?"
>"Is your character fat?"
He almost got me with Bitterman from Quake 2. Had to enter the name and choose from the list so he knew him, but didn't ask the right questions.
>>271769685
Akinator DID NOT GET VILLAGER FROM BLACK AND WHITE.
Are you shtiting me.
0/9.
All right Akinator. I give you one more fucking chance.
>>271770145what's the difference?
>>271770337
It took him close to 80 questions.
he couldn't guess nice girl
>>271770278
0/10
Did not get Voar ship.
Suspect Akinator is bugged. Will try guessing Akinator himself.
I stumped him once before with this one. It learns!
>>271770103
Defeated him again with Mindwipe, are headmasters seriously obscure?
>>271722758
Easy, beat him with Symmetra. He was insisting i was describing Tracer
>>271770860
YES. HE CAN GUESS HIMSELF.
1/11 good work Akinator.
Akinator cannot get:
Loss
Captain Sweden
Yani
Sonic CD UFO
Yellow (color)
Elevator
Super Mario Brothers brick block
Dubs
Villager from B&W
Voar.io ship
But he knows himself.
Literally 0/10 would submit to IndieCade, IGF, EA, IGN, Destructoid, and GiantBomb.
He did not get the ranger with the big iron
Nigga don't know shit
>>271771215
>with the big iron
>implying it isn't attached to his hip
how to calm one's raging autism?
somebody help this >>271771163 poor man please for the love of god
The last time i tried he didn't know any of the side characters from Earthworn Jim which isn't even obscure game by any means.
>>271722758
>feeding the data jew
Yes goyim
Jokes on you I was thinking Zoe Quinn
He didn't got Vivian James, even though when he gave up her name appeared on the list. He kept asking the same questions over and over.
>>271722758
THIS GODDAMN FUCKER
GODDAMIT
>>271770631
He couldn't guess Presence.
Nailed it
I defeated akinator with Fender, the Fur Affinity mascot
>>271770145
finally got it I guess cuz I kept saying yes to is your character a pornstar threw him off
>>271771632
>Using the most well known character from a well known franchise
You're terrible at this.
>>271771420
Your 80 questions bot is shit.
It has a Tile in his database and it didn't guess it.
He guessed all sorts of shit from a condom, to panties, to a tampon, to tissues, to god knows what else.
Can't guess a Tile.
>>271771947
I will try with a spanish cartoon character this time.
Well he knows Asagi
>>271772137
If it's the main character don't even bother. Somebody else will have most likely tried before you, in which case he will know it.
>>271772137ME CAGO EN LA PUTA
>>271772319
Too late.
>pick a game not many people talk about
>pick side/unimportant character from game
>easy win
I've beaten him 6 times in a row now, half of which were just super uniques (IE Corpsefire) from Diablo 2
I am legit impressed. Holy shit.
Heh.
First try, Crystal Maiden from Dota
>>271772558
>Mac
This is bait
Akinator can't guess "a 4chan poster".
He guessed OP, and he guessed Noob, though. So I give him partial credit.
>>271772481
This time I won by usingEldore from White Knight Chronicles
It took 50 questions but he got pic related.
>>271772687
Whoa, did they update Tessy? Can she do anal now or does she still have a USB there?
>Was thinking about Lily Enstomach from One Piece
Ha! Fuck you Akinator!
Protip: Beat Akinator 10 times in a row to be epic l33t.
He must go through all 80 questions, and not guess your character. 10 times in a row.
You get an Autism award, and the knowledge that you are superior.
>>271773524
This faggot can't even guess where he works.A gas station
>>271773769
lol fam u mad af?
>>271763516
this picture made me start checking 100%OJ characters
He couldn't find Poppo.
It couldn't guess the NSA.
What the fuck.
She seems to be pretty easy going.
HAHA
Pleblord doesn't know who MJOLNIR Recon Number 54 is
>>271774406
She can't parse complex sentences or multiple sentences.
That said, she IS female, not some kind of trap sissy crossdressing too shy ;_; s-s-stuttering steam friends femboy homosexual.
>>271774505
>not some kind of trap sissy crossdressing too shy ;_; s-s-stuttering steam friends femboy homosexualI would have liked this
FINALLY DID IT
the fucker couldn't guess Mr. Aziz from spider-man 2
Got him beat with Straxus from Transformers.
Might have fucked up one or two questions, but he guessed Devastator, Overlord, Rung, and Sideways before giving up.
>>271774649
You wouldn't need a chatbot for that.
Just go to 4+4chan and post in /cuteboys/ or the /v/ steam friends thread. Or head over to flist and wait in the "I wanna fuck now" section after making a typical sissy boy profile.
>>271774695
Iiff Ii fflliipp tthhee ppiizzzzaass, Mmiisstteerr Aazziizz wwiillll fflliipp, oouutt.
>>271774505
I don't know, she seems to understand what I'm saying pretty well.
>>271774837
He couldn't guess Smokescreen.No one ever guesses smokescreen;_;
His weakness is obscure metal band singers, i'm 10-0 so far
>>271772563
Is this real
>>271770631
I APPLAUD YOU
>>271775558
Doesn't know kinda obscure video game characters either (so far)
Missed Twinsen, Rahab from LoK and Marathon Cyborg so far
>>271775090
Cybertron Soundwave nailed him as well.
Man, Akinator does NOT like the Unicron Trilogy.
It's easy as shit to beat him with film characters that are a bit more obscure.
Beat him with Laura from Under the Skin and Julie from Delicatessen.
>>271742517
i have that book
>>271775884try it
The real question is, who uploaded the picture and why did the mods accept it.
>>271776031
It's in the thread retard