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>>271460089
Lol guys i think it is so funny when one of my american heroes does something he's not good at and acts all uninterested so he can make ebic jokes :^)
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>your dad gets killed

Hasn't this happened in every single Ass Creed so far?
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>>271460339

What would compel someone to make a post like this?
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>>271460339
if you read between the lines he's actually more honest than any current game reviewer. all whilst not giving a single shit about video games
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>>271460339
What a shitty post, great going neo /v/ nice memes.
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>e-celebs
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>>271460957
>Anonymous
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>>271460696
I thought the dad in 3 was the bad guy
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>>271460957
>e-celeb
>e
>electronic celeb

Are calling Conan a fucking robot?

I bet you believe in the Illuminati as well.
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>that shilling at the end

just a shill for big corp, move on
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The English accents really are ridiculous, what the fuck were they thinking with that? Especially since Ubisoft is French.
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>>271460089
How do i watch this from my Legionella infected country?
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>>271460957
>Conan
>e-celeb
He's probably the only legitimate celebrity /v/ talks about.
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>>271461360

Use Hola.
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>>271461283
some shit about the animus translation
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>>271460089
these are usually good, and conan is the man.
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>guards arrest you
>but they still let you keep your sword

10/10 ubisoft.
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>>271461283
You are just retarded
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>>271461486
Thanks.
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>Those British accents

He's right, that's fucking hilarious
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>invoice
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>>271461187
AAA post, would assassinate with
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>>271461187
Damn son.
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>the odour of the french people

oh fuck im dying
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>>271460089
Talk about payed reviews the series. But it's funny and it's Conan so who cares
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>>271460957
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>>271460957
b8 but I'll bite.

Conan O'Brien was a writer back in the golden age of The Simpsons. Eventually he was contracted to NBC to host a late night talk show as a successor to Jay Leon. The public quickly fell in love with Conan, but Jay Leno wanted back in. NBC tried to juggle the two for a bit, but eventually just gave the slot to Jay Leno and offered to buy Conan and his team out.

>mfw he goes on NBC and rips them a new one
"Remember kids, you can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too."
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>>271460696
Except 3, where you kill your dad, and 4, where who the fuck knows who Edward's father is.
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>>271460089
He goes for the longest time without song one of these, and then suddenly two in a month. Guess the summer vidya drought is over.
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>this video is not available in your country
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>>271460089
The guy who helps you in the prison looks like David from TLOU.
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>Call of Duty
>Assassin's Creed
how much money did Microsoft pay him?
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>>271463776
It's available here in Ireland. Conan is just racist towards your country.
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Isn't he an American history geek? I really wonder what he think of AC3.
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>that framerate during the prison cutscene
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This episode is kinda of boring, not even funny like CoD one.
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>>271463776
Are you French?
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>>271460696
No, it happened in 2 and this one.
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Haha, not a minute in and he's already doing a Ubisoft joke.
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>>271463414
and 1 where who the fuck knows who your dad is
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Great this thread again.
Unfunny American TV show man meme
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>>271465694
>meme

people from the 90s cant be memes
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>>271460696
I suppose if we're getting technical about it,

Altair's dad is executed at some point.
Ezio's dad is executed at the start of 2.
Ezio's uncle, I guess a father figure, is basically executed at the start of Brotherhood.
Connor kills his dad, Haytham.
Haytham gets his dad, Edward, killed at some point.
Arno's dad is killed.
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>>271463776

What kind of communist regime do you live in where you are denied the blessing of American entertainment?
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Holy fuck, Ubisoft is a French company, how the fuck does this game have so many British accents?
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>>271466454
explain george costanza then
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>>271461095
and you kill him, so technically your dad dies in every AC
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>>271463297
>This delusion

Almost every episode from season 4-6 is godly and Conan only helped write like three. He just happened to be at the right place at the right time, sucking up the glory of other people.
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>>271467582
Jay pls go
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>>271467525
what about Edward?
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>these accents suck
>this framerate is terrible
>I don't even like video games
>I touched Aaron, I think I might be sick
>I found a pile of shit on my porch, I bet that fucker Jay did it
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>>271467412
What would you expect them to have, American accents? Of course Europeans are going to learn English with a British accent, that's how it's spoken over there.
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>>271467961

English* accent you mean
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>>271467961
I think he was wondering why the game doesn't have French accents, as the game takes place in France and was made by a French company.
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>>271465694
>posts unfunny american internet show pic
What a faggot you are.
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>>271467961
>>271468296
>>271467412
>But that raises the question: Why a British accent? The answer is simple. When trying to figure out what accent would be best-suited to the time period and the location, the development team took a tip from Hollywood. British accents, they determined, just have more of a period feel than an American accent would. It gives the distinct feeling of being set in the past in a foreign place.

There you go
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>>271467961
This has to be bait.

Europeans who speak English speak in an accent accustomed to their region. I can tell when someone is scandinavian or dutch, or french when they speak English.Also, even when they speak English really well, they always sound more American than they do British.

Not him but I wouldn't have them speaking in American accents, hell no. I'd prefer they did it in a french accent. I don't know if they have dubs for other languages normally for AC games, but it would honestly be best with French dub + English sub for me
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>>271468582
>Getting tips on how to realistically portray history from fucking Hollywood
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>>271468582
Why not a French accent?
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>>271468772
If they wanted that true authentic feel they should have did that.
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>>271468903
because that would sound ridiculous and cartoony

>on hon hon mon ami, you want baguette oui?

Besides, anyone who would play this without choosing the french language option is playing it wrong
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>>271463297
I think you skipped like a 5 year gap in conan's life and are misremembering other things, like that viewership was down 50% after leno left
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>>271469220
they did it fine with ezio and an italian accent.
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>>271468952
It wouldn't really be authentic speaking English anyway. BUT.. all the time video games and Hollywood have these hispanics / middle-easterners speaking English in a subtle or hard-guy exaggerated one.

>>271469220
Not true, are you saying something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-nq2kEEL5o wouldn't be good?
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>>271460089

>let's kill a lot of people and take their fruit

fucking conan
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>>271468582
>British accents, they determined, just have more of a period feel than an American accent would
How about FRENCH accents? You know, because its set in fucking FRANCE? Is everybody at Ubisoft legitimately retarded?
>the development team took a tip from Hollywood
You know what, nevermind.
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>>271469841
>moaning about this when you can just choose french language and bypass this entirely

why?
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>Conan will never play a game you like
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>>271467961
>What would you expect them to have
GEE MAYBE I DON'T KNOW, FRENCH FUCKING ACCENTS
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>>271461283
their excuse was that "previous games accents were used to help convey the time period and location, but this time its clearly paris france so whatever"
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> It would really make no sense for there to be a French accent because that would mean that this French character is trying to address you in accented English. Everyone in the game is not trying to speak English for your benefit.”

THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL OF ASSASINS CREED 2

HOLY FUCK THIS IS INFURIATING
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Accents always seem caricature and take me out of the game. Either put on french audio with english subs or deal with the intelligible from of english.
Why do fags keep craving for le frog accents is beyond me.
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>>271469350
Leno is a fucking slimey creep, he can go fuck himself for all I care. Filthy fuck.
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>>271470562
just say it's an animus refinement after abstergo discovered that foreign accented english is harder to understand and makes consumers less likely to play
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>>271470776
or you know, maybe they could make people MORE likely to play and just have french accents in fucking france.
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>>271470904
just play in french then you insufferable faggot
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>>271470742
worked fine with italian in 2
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>>271470327
Has he done anything other than big AAA titles?
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>>271470974
okay let me just learn french really quick
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>>271471404
subtitles dumbfuck
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>>271471096
Few, most studios come to him asking to review the game.

You can tell which games he likes and which ones he don't most of the time
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>>271471096
Last year's Halloween he did indie horror games, like Outlast, Slender, and Amnesia.
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>>271470742
The cockney accents I heard in this video seem like they'd be goofier / more distracting. The fact that this guy who couldn't care less about the game immediately picked up on it is pretty telling.

>>271471096
He played Slender, Amnesia, Minecraft, Street Fighter 2 and some old Atari games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw7Os-_BJMo
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>>271467872
Conan is getting old isn't he. He's going to start looking legitimately silly.
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>>271471847
That Scottish guy who says "arse" is so ridiculously out of place that it's both hilarious and distracting. I guess Ubisoft didn't want to be accused of being too nationalistically French by using French accents in their game about France? Doesn't make much sense to me, but whatever. I took French in high school, don't remember much after all these years but I might try and play with French audio and English subs if it bugs me too much.
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poor conan

first shilling for Activision and now Ubisoft
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>>271460089
>Just say: we're going into the French Revolution. And we are assassins

See ubi? It's not that hard.
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>Let's go assassinate someone
>Nah, why would we do that when we can collect receipts and get involved in theatrical labor disputes
mes côtés
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>>271466454
Explain Milhouse then.
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>laugh track
why do they do this? it's annoying as fuck
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I don't understand why you would want to hear anything but French. It's a game set in France.

In some cases it's acceptable, like if your setting was Rome. You're not going to find Latin voice actors, but it's fucking French, there's no excuse.
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>>271472628

It's a live show you dumb fuck.
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Does he not do ratings anymore? Those were the best parts.
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>>271472123
maybe the character in the game is Scottish?
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>>271472868
Apparently not, he didn't do a rating for the Call of Duty one last week either.
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>>271472868
He does, he rated this game BLIMEY GUVNAAH
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>>271472665

Its not even old France when England was raping half of it, its 1800s France.
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>>271472868
He gave this a "Blimey Guvna." Apparently his COD rating was something about Kevin Spacey crossing the street, but it got cut from the broadcast.
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I'm expecting him to like it, isn't he into history
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>>271473117
>>271473271
Guess I missed it with the lack of freeze frame.
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>>271472763
but there was nothing funny why
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>>271471505
>Amnesia
>Forgettable
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>>271461283
Go watch some Dragon Age Inquisition stuff, they use french accents for half the characters and as grading a brittfag accents are on ones nerves, french accents are like throwing your ears into a wheat thresher

It was a good design decision.
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>>271473328

The English accents, hay jumping, and the amount of tasks having little to do with the actual events of the revolution itself might turn him away.
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>Let's be an assassin
>Picks yellow outfit brighter than the fucking sun
>Kills everybody

I like Conan's style
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what kills me is the amount of frames per second
like wtf my piece of shit pc would run this game like how conan's playing it on the xbone
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>>271464060

Conan is Irish
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>>271474353
>ubisoft optimization
>good

Ubisoft games are bad on my pc too.
Just lazy devs, no reason for those games to run that bad on consoles either
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>>271474197
>Alright guys, we have free range of every culture to have ever existed in history to make our assassin game
>HOW ABOUT FRANCE?
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>Doesn't give a shit about video games
>Openly shit talks a lot of aspects about them
>Gets paid to do it

I don't know why you could hate on Conan
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>>271474562
So many devs are getting lazy these days because all they see is dollar signs infront of their giant jew noses
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>>271474618

People have been asking for French revolution for ages
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>french company
>game set in france
>go to hollywood to ask them waht accent they should use for french people (?)
>hollywood tells them to use a british accent

WTF is going on in this world.
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>>271475137

People wanted Asia, or anything but the European rooftops from previous.
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>>271475178
Well if your game was wannabe Hollywood horse shit who would you go to for advice to get as many people as possible to buy your game?
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>wow you're good at this
Just shows how much of a challenge the combat in Ass games is
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>>271475558

Probably next year, they made an iPhone game set in Japan, maybe next real game will be there too. I still want London though
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>>271460089
> laugh tracks
> 2014
really
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>>271460089
This is what bothers me about Conan. He's fantastic at improv in pretty much any setting. He's just a funny guy when he's a snarky asshole who simply reacts to whatever happens around him.

Despite this being his primary skill, he has a largely scripted show where he has to act polite and repeats his same fucking jokes over and over. It's like Arnold doing Shakespeare. It's not his fucking strength.
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I wish they took the next game in some crazy direction. Have it set in Greece, Persia or Egypt. That'd be cool as shit. I don't care about the lack of templars back then.
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>>271469350
That happens to almost every new guys. Viewership dropped from 15 million to 4 million after Carson left.
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>>271476354
they were considering egypt for some time
anyway it will be the same rehash shit no matter where it's set
now fuck off will ya?
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>>271476354

>A game where you play as Moses the Assassin
>A game where you play as an assassin during the siege of Troy (mostly fiction but still)

Fund it
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>>271475891
>next game is in japan
>british accents
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>>271475558
you are not people.
Anyways seriously why the fuck did everyone important have british accents, is it like really difficult to hire french voice actors?
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Conan's remotes/vidya reviews/general improv is still so good. Such a shame his sketches aren't as good as back in the Late Night days.
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>>271475107
Honestly I see no reason for games running under 30fps on either of these consoles other then being lazy.

They won't look good as the pc version but developers are just being lazy.
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>>271476354
The next assassin game should be set in Persia and the main character would be a prince, whose father is killed.
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So did ubisoft just give up and admit their home language is dogshit?
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>>271460820
>>271460889
What I really like about it is that he hasn't accepted all the absurd in things that we've just accepted as being part of games when it really is just as ridiculous as it's always been. I like that he highlights those things.
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>hey you're good at this! (to Conan)

Unity confirmed for casual babbymode shit.
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>>271473991
amnesia is shit tier horror
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>>271476679

I would play it if I like the setting enough, regardless of repetitive gameplay. The setting is the only reason anyone plays the series anyway.
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>>271477542
uh yeah thats been comfirmed since #1, the gameplay has always been piss easy, but it has seem to have gotten worse
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>>271460089
>click the jewtube link
>This Video Is Not Available in Your Country. We're sorry for the inconvenience please consider getting rekt.
>acess the official site http://teamcoco.com/video/clueless-gamer-assassins-creed-unity?playlist=x;eyJ0eXBlIjoicmVjZW50IiwiaWQiOm51bGx9
>able to see it without any constrain

explain
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>>271460089
OMG ubisoft made a paid review, and posted it an a famous teenagers internet site?
Amazing work.
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>>271477206
His improv is good and it's dark rather than the usual whacky self-aware improv you see from other comedians
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