lol

You know I would not have such a problem with those Nintendo Costumes if they were not all so god damn ugly.

>>271450295
>And made a sequel when no one else would be willing to

>Critical Miss

>Escapist

How about no.

And funded it. And marketed it. And made it popular. And made sure the sequel was in line for Game of the Year.

Might apply if the costumes were forced but its just optional stuff. The link and samus and fox look P good too.

>>271450295
>Wii see
I smiled

>Wii see

No, fuck you

>>271450880
You realize that Bayonetta has sold, and will have sold far more on the Xbox 360 and the PS3. Nintendo made nothing popular, it just made Nintendo fans realize third party games exist on the Wii U.

>>271450943
I love the Fox costume but hate the ears and tail. Kills the whole costume for me, so I just play as Rosa instead

>>271450295
the costumes were kamiya's idea. Why can't people into research?

>>271451116
Nintendo made sure it actually got made

They're not wrong, though. The nintendo addons were pretty terrible. But hey, you can ignore them.

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LOL

>>271451178
People think that as long as you're making a joke it's okay to blatantly spread misinformation.

>Bayonetta 3 is made
>also Nintendo exclusive

>Isabelle costume
>Zelda and Tetra costumes
>Rosalina costume, includes galaxy under dress
>Inkling costume with chooseable color for tentacle hair and ink blotches

>>271451651
>no Sanic, Mega, and Pac costumes

I don't see the issue, does nintendo force you to use those costumes or something?

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>>271450295
>escapist
>it'd be a shame
Fucking end yourself.

>>271452121
No but they're painfully ugly. The link one in particular makes Bayo's unnatural proportions very evident.

>>271452490
>he doesn't know about "LOL" threads
You outed yourself pretty hard there anon.

>>271450295
What is the joke even supposed to be here?

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>>271450295
LOL

>>271453097
That people actually like Bayonetta.

>>271453097

How he replaced the word "we" with like-sounding but different-meaning Wii

This is a reference to gaming culture

References to gaming culture are hilarious

>>271450295
Why would SEGA even care? They're constantly partnering with Nintendo. Sonic is in Smash and both Lost world and Sonic Boom are exclusive to Nintendo platforms.

Do people like to pretend they still have a rivalry going or something?

Why does he change skin color between panels?

>>271451116
>You realize that Bayonetta has sold, and will have sold far more on the Xbox 360 and the PS3

how can you sell more when it would have never been on those consoles.

>>271453391
He's transethnic, you trashbaby.

>>271453547

That's discriminatory against trashbabies, you racist.

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>>271451489
did she read his thoughts?

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>>271453547
>>271453673

>>271453673
Excuse me, I'm a racist-kin and I find that offensive, shitlord.

>>271453673
I'm transtrashbaby, you pissperson. I'm ALLOWED to say it, it's our word.

I can't even right now, I just can't.

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>>271453925
>>271453860
>>271453673
>>271453547

Tumblr jokes are old hat by now.

>Critically successful

There's a reason Bayonetta 2 almost didn't happen.

>>271453735

She's some kind of witch or some shit, it probably isn't too much of a stretch to believe she can read minds.

>>271454326
Because Sega is fucking stupid and isn't satisfied unless it's cawadoodee numbers?

>>271451651
>Hilda costume

>>271454426
No, because only 4 people from this board even played the original game.

>>271454679
Good joek

>>271453264
it's a reference to the old Wii commercials you fucking sperg

>>271454679
You're a fucking moron if you think that.

>>271454769
Enjoy your no Bayonetta 3. Now with Nintendo not satisfied with it's sales the franchise has nobody to leech resources & money from.

Reminder that it was Platinum's idea to put the costumes. And the weapons. You know, because they grew up with Nintendo and all.

>>271454906
Source on that statement?

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>>271451651
>lewd Isabelle costume

>>271453332

The joke is that it's friendly banter, stop being so autistic. I mean I didn't even like the joke but fuck me.

I don't like Nintendo neither do I buy Nintendo products but props on them for producing a good game like Bayo 2 when no one else would: that alone gives them the right to "slap" whatever the fuck they want in it.

>>271456082
No it's not. How does the comic imply it's friendly banter?

Haha. It's funny because that retard didn't even play the game so he doesn't know that there are still a fuckload of SEGA references, including some dude called "Alex the Kid" and an After Burner level.
Just like W101 had a Space Harrier level.

>>271454906
Reminder that a Nintendo producer pretty much confirmed that they're still going to work with Platinum.

>>271456784

Dubs Chinned my sister?

>>271457028
close

>>271456784
Check chinned?

>>271456784
You check em' chinned my sister?

>>271456784
Bond burgered?

>>271450295
Whoa are these people still buttpained about that ?
Can someone explain these guys they bought the fucking IP and not stole it from some high security bunker on the moon ?

>>271456784
Fore! Chin
4chan?

>>271450463
I like the Peach one, but the Metroid one looks like ass. Which is a shame, because I actually do like using it.

>>271457315
They didn't buy the IP, though. They just funded and published the game. Sega still owns the IP, but Nintendo owns Bayonetta 2.

>>271457442
Which means, theoretically, there is still hope for a "Bayonetta Sigma 2".

>>271457109
double chinned

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>the majority of people hate CUHRAYZEE games
>Japs rarely pay for reviews so critics hate CUHRAYZEE games
>CUHRAYZEE games will be this generation's first person dungeon crawlers

>>271457573
Actually, means the opposite of that.
SEGA would need to fund the development of the game from ZERO. Since Bayonetta 2 belongs to Nintendo. Every code line, sound, model and script belongs to them.
Also they'd need Platinum to make the game. And I don't think they'd want to fuck up their business relationship with Nintendo, the guys who funded their two highest budget games.

>>271456784
check my 7 chin

>>271457912
>the majority of people hate CUHRAYZEE games

I don't know about that. At the very least people like seeing them in action.

>>271458009
Is that any different than with the Sigma case?

>>271451651
if only

>>271458149
I suppose what I mean is that people just don't care for them.

>>271458326
Yes. Code and such didn't belong to MS, there was just an exclusivity deal

>>271458326
Team Ninja is part of Tecmo, Platinum is not part of SEGA. The NG engine didn't belong to MS.
Tecmo gave zero fucks about cutting future deals with MS. Unlike Sega and Platinum.

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>>271450295
>Expected it to be Nintendo pandering shit
>It wasn't

Pleasant surprise.

>>271457147
>>271457161
>>271457307
>>271457028
>Post deleted
He meant double chan ye grots

>>271451116
Are you really using something that hasn't happened as your argument?

>>271454426
No because Sega lacked the money.
They didn't want to take the risk.

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>>271450295
lel

>the only comic thing in first panel is a poor pun
>second panel is just a drawing of a funny face/pose
>actual delivery of joke doesnt exist

if you people didnt obsess over dumb shit you would just move on to become a family man

>>271453228
His gay stuff is better.

>>271451489
What's the joke supposed to be?

Seriously, just having a dumb girl flashing her boobs and repeating "Eh? Eh??" isn't a joke.

>>271460893
Oh man, I love this one!

>>271450295
Bayonetta wasnt sucessful, though.

>>271461706
Cia is crazy. Fucking crazy. Here she is fruitlessly vying for Links attention.

Now laugh.

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1/3

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>>271462210
2/3

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>>271461272
>Fran-dumper is kill

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>>271462357
3/3

>>271462471
Context?

>>271462576
That's all of it

>>271452990
>lol threads became acceptable
I guess if you spam the same shit every day it just becomes accepted.

>>271462718
Damn pulling cart of madness.

The last cart crafted by the demon king in the one million sword war.

>>271462471
i am getting too sensitive if 3 pages of korean scribbles can make me feel sad

>>271462847
Just look at draw threads. I can't even remember the last time a mod shut one down and now one is up at all times.

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>>271462718
Pardon me, but this pic is really fucking related.

Also, anyone play Fantasy Life?

>>271462942
To me it was the funniest thing i've seen

His faces in the second page crack me up just by glancing

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>>271450295

Aren't these all optional costumes that you have to go out of your way to equip?

Has this guy even played the game?

>>271462847
>Chie is a fucking slut
>woah... next... gen...
>[vlc-snap] anime currently being watched by black shitposter
>Seriously?
>RULES OF NATURE
>100% Orange Juice/Risk of Rain netplay thread go
This is just how /v/ is.

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>>271461706
not all comics are supposed to be funny

>>271453097
Sega and Nintendo are old rivals, the idea is that Nintendo is somehow getting revenge by placing their icons into a Sega published game.

Its not very funny but its a webcomic, they rarely are. Yet for some reason /v/ insists we have a thread about them every day.

>>271463304
there are still filename threads up around the clock too

>>271463441
Then they are not comic

>>271463924
Oh yeah, forgot about that one. Drawthreads, too.

>>271461272
anon stop, my heart can't take it

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>>271464246
Fran-sama!

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BLART

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Why are they so cute, /v/?

>>271464885
>born in the right age to make a robotic a copy of you're waifu or yourself

>>271464960
I want to fuck that unicorn.

>>271461401
His straight and gay stuff are almost exactly the same.

>>271450295
You don't have to put on any of the nintendo items, though.

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>>271465073

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>>271465282
Why is she so perfect, /v/?
My heart is crashing with no survivors.

>>271465181
True, but the male stuff he draws is much cuter in my opinion.

>>271465282
They are also a reflection of ourself that know that will never be human, and, in spite of this, chose to be subservient to us There's idolatry involved in creating a semblance of life and having it view you as their creator-God,

>>271465073
>>271465362
Doesn't the girl cat sucks his dick while sleeping?

>>271465423
>wife is allowed to be sex-bot
>husband can't move on with his life without his wife killing him
What a bitch.

>>271465560
This is not going to end well

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>>271450295
>wii see

No.

>>271465769
It never ends well, though this guy seems like a dick so he kind of is asking for it.

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>>271465731
Only in the edit.

>>271465927
True, true.

If you are going to be a dick about it, just let your wife rest in peace, you dick.

Later can you post the part of the shit eating zombie?

>>271461871
It was.
The comic even says critically.
It was a commercial flop. Critical success.
Like most Platinum and Clover games.

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>>271453228
>I have singlehandedly turned this into a le ebic maymay

I'm both disappointed and proud.

>>271465550
Prefer straight stuff myself, but I can see why you feel that way.

>>271463441
>tell a joke
>no one laughs
>that's okay, it wasn't supposed to be funny

>>271465993
I don't read furry shit.

Platinum did these shit because they wanted too. Same case with Tekken

>>271466008
Things don't always go bad. Remember when Gavrill became a teacher or when Veronica went to the haunted boarding school?

>>271465993

Is the whole edit thing an epic meme?

>>271466138
But not all comics are supposed to be funny. Do you really believe they are?

>>271466314
lmao rekt

>>271466358

That is why they're called comics.

>>271450295
>Kamiya showing his love for Ninty publishing his game is suddenly Nintendo being evil
>>271451020
Funnier than the actual joke, thats for sure.

>>271466114
That's fine too, I'm disappointed that no one has done art of the gray cat looking similar to >>271466090 or >>271453228 cause he would look adorable.

>>271466448
>reincarnated as a pussy-whipped bitch
What a fag.

>>271466520
I'd really like to see that, too.
If you've got money, you could commission Gill Panda to do it.

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>>271466273
>epic meme
Stop.

Stop fucking doing this.

If you ever again in your life need to ironically or otherwise use the term "epic meme", try killing yourself instead, I guarantee you'll feel better.

>>271451651
I will fucking murder myself if Nintendo gets one more fucking platinum exclusive.
I am so fucking mad right now

>>271466273
>Iamthisnew.jpg

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>>271466779

>>271466779
LOL, what a gay.

>>271466874
Hm.. shall you post It Hurts next?

I want people to really feel despair and hearts broken.

>>271466874
Is it possible not to like Franken Fran?

>>271466874
Dump Octopus next!

>>271466874
Thanks for dumping, faggot. I liked it.

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>implying sega did dick all for bayo 1/2
>implying it wasn't platinums decision to put Nintendo shit in the game.
>implying the game didn't turn out better under Nintendos supervision.

What is this comic trying to get at exactly?

>>271450880
jelly

>>271450943
This. I don't use them because they feel out of place. I do like the chainchomp weapon though; it feels out of place too, but at least it's fun to use.

>>271467085

It's kinda predictable.

It's basically Black Jack with a gore fetish.

And less likable characters.

>>271467156
the fact that the game has more clear nintendo references than sega references, even when sega owns the IP.

>>271466696

so it is an epic meme or isn't an epic meme?

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>>271467443
>less likeable characters

>>271467643

Than Black Jack? Absolutely.

Fran isn't that likable even. She fucks everything up. And her little bodyguard is a murdering bitch.

>>271467156
It's just a joke because Sega and Nintendo are (or used to be) old rivals.

>>271467643
Fran a shit.

>>271467156
>What is this comic trying to get at exactly?
force unfunny joke about nintendo vs sega rivalry

>>271467156
It's just another retarded, age old HEY SEGA AND NINTENDO WERE RIVALS, REMEMBER? EH? EH? joke. It's right up there with Mario tripping on mushrooms in terms of quality.

>>271465993
I'm on to you fuckers, there is no edit, there has never been.

>>271467156
>le nintendo vs sega
i might have chuckled 15 years ago

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>>271467729
>Veronica
>murderous bitch
>not undead Naoto

>Fran
>fucking everything up
Hardly. You just need to read more.

>Okita
>not best cat

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>>271467469
when was the last time sega ip was relevant to anything? Maybe if they made something worth making a reference to they would get something. Platinums own games that don't even sell well are worth more of a reference than modern sega trash.

>>271450295

how is this a bad thing at all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1XYOoQKGcI

>>271468092
>when was the last time sega ip was relevant to anything
the autism community seem to very like sonic
i wonder if they go that low and start exploiting them

>>271465181
Are they a guy or a girl by the way, cause their journal says they are female.

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>>271465993
Here you go

>>271468258
Halos are definitely based on rings, at least in design and sound.

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>>271466874
I love it.

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>>271467743
Anon, I don't think Fran is the type of waifu you'd want to bully.

She can sever a head with a scalpel in seconds.

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>>271469051
>waifu

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>>271469094

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>>271469051

I've got a gun.

>>271469094

>I should destroy my hard drive first

FUCK

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>>271469237

>>271469051
And do it in reverse before you die, like what she did to herself when someone tried to slit her throat.

>>271461706
Its a gag from the animated series, with link sayi g it out to Zelda and getting accosted leading to the "well excuuuse me"

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>>271469372

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>>271469094
>you will probably die without first wiping out your porn folder

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>>271469498

Fraaaaan

>>271469237
>>271469372

Holy shit Fran, an honest to god normal resuscitation? Just do more of those instead of fucking people up.

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>>271469629

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>>271469536
I love the jokes like those.

>nintendo vs sega joke in 2014
seriously

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>>271456906

I wonder what's next

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>>271469732

>>271469786

In my dream world, they bought God Hand

>>271469852
This'll end well.

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>>271461706
Nah, it's just hot. Not that I would masturbate to it, but you just don't understand.

>>271451116
Bayo 2 wouldn't have existed if it wasn't for Nintendo, MS and Sony got their chances to fund it and refused.

>>271469695
It was probably the concussion caused by having a fat high schooler fall on her.

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>>271450295
>Critical Miss

>mods delete fran thread
>e-celeb SJW garbage is up
4free

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>>271470132
woops wrong chapter

>>271469852

I never thought I'd see the day people would complain about free content

>>271470132
you fucked up

>>271466779
You deserve to be.

>>271470132
Wrong chapter there, friendo.

>>271470254
who's complaining?

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>>271470246


>>271470260
no shit

>>271470225
>doesn't understand what "lol" threads are about
Lurk more newfag.

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>>271470363

>>271469752
Yeah, sega does what nitendon't, like clinging desperately to remaining in business and being reduced to a half assed developer/publisher.

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>>271470486

>>271470420
Are you okay? I think he was complaining about Fran getting deleted this last week or so.

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>>271462471
>mfw the worm

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>>271465487
m-muh dick

>>271469261
anon I don't think you understand quite how resilient her body is

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>>271470610

>>271470610
I really feel sorry for the policewoman being the butt of all of Fran's dark humor.

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>>271470610

>>271470773
gg

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>>271470773


>>271470804
remember when Fran's solution to Gavrill's rampage was "throw clones at her until she gets too tired to kill people"

>>271470736
I god I want to put my dick in it

I love how everyone pretends like anyone gave a shit about bayo before nintendo announced an exclusive sequel.

Fucking hilarious

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>>271451651
>>Rosalina costume, includes galaxy under dress
oh boy, that reminds me of something

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lol

>>271467469
Smash 4 has more Sanic references than Sanic Boom.

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>>271471030

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>>271471087

>>271471087
>no bra, show the space between there boobs
>ashamed of flashing her lewd panties
slut

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>>271471160

>>271471160
disregard bitches, become ubermensch

>>271471298
welp. RIP mario

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>>271471298

>>271471298
>>271471393

Mario is kill
Nintendo can move on

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>>271471393

All that alpha and he still gets NTR'd

>>271471393
MARIO SMASH

>>271450463
I know how to solve that problem:

Dont use them.

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>>271471521

>>271471497
Mario isn't kill.

>>271471546
NTR requires a third party. There was no third party.

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>>271471521
>lose his shit
>become a writhing ball of spagetthios
kek

>>271471649
MAMA MIA

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>>271471649

>>271450880
>made it popular

If anything Nintendo made Bayonetta even less popular than before.

>>271471649
ok then

>>271471692
How is >>271471649 not kill

>>271471649
Have you ever been so obsessed about a girl that you became an anus?

>>271451489
Flashback to the Zelda cartoon

>>271471649
What the fuck is this thing supposed to be

>>271465073
>Harvey the Hamster

He doesn't bite
He doesn't squeal
He just runs around on his hamster wheel!

>>271471649
What? He didn't transform into jap hulk? Wow, that's sort of disappointing, this is going to switch over to vore isn't it?

>>271471649
What a fucking bitch, to just leave the love of your life like that. I hope she gets
Do all of them have a bad end?

>>271471774
See >>271471739

He filterfeeds off the air now.

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>>271471739


>>271471825
A sedentiary creature

>>271471863
Almost all of them, which is sorta the point.

Her wonder science comes at a price, which is usually that it's too effective.

>>271471892
He's as good as dead

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>>271471827
not anymore...

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>>271471895

:^)

>>271471954
>discriminating against sponges

>>271453097
The joke is that the faggots on that website claim to be game journalists yet are as uninformed as that donkey in the field. Those costumes were KAMIYA'S idea. No one wanted to fund bayo 2 apart from Nintendo, and sega doesnt fucking own Bayonetta. Platinum does.

THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO KEEP DOING MARIO COSTUMES FOR ALL GAMES, THANK YOU FOR FUNDING AND MARKETING THE GAME I LOVE UUUUU

IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

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>>271465073
>girls will never think like this in reality

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>>271472014
>that's just a rumor
godamnit

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>>271472014
>he didn't even get NTR'd

>>271472165
If he'd been enough of a man to ask her out despite, he'd still be alive.

>>271472014

;_;

>>271467549
more fat cat tats!

>>271471863
The bad end is the whole point of the story, Fran is basically "be careful what you wish for" : the comic

>>271472068
>implying people didn't love it when they put CoD and Activision costumes in Tony Hawk

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>>271472014
Will he get better?

>>271472014
Omega as fuck
Seriously, was I the only one who saw through that bitch's lies?

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>>271472320

>>271472320
He's a vegetable.

>>271472218
Those two girls made that bullshit so they could fuck him.

>>271471863
There is one when a couple change their bodies because the girl was raped and fears a male fucking her.

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>>271472379
>>271472395
But Franken Fran can do something, right?

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>>271472014
>that was just a rumor someone started

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>>271472234

>>271471753
Sure.

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>>271472482

>>271466779
>He heasnt heard.

Platinum has confirmed that they have more things planned with Nintendo.

>>271471753
Less in raw sales this generation, but honestly with the Nintendo direct coverage it's probably more well-known than it was before.

If it went multiplat again it'd beat the original Bayo easy.

>>271472482
he ate his own brain mang
cant fix something that isnt there

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>>271472482
I'm sorry, but there's nothing Madaraki can do for him now. His brain doesn't exist anymore.

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>>271472148
>pink cat girls will never be a reality

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>>271472630
Nigga didn't live his life correctly. Should have slapped the bitch and give her the D.

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LOL

>>271472482
he got off lucky

>>271472967
You can put a nerd in a jock's body, but you can't keep from being a nerd.

Also I bet he forgot to delete his porn folders again.

>>271451489
Link you gay.

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>>271473142
>I bet he forgot to delete his porn folders again
Poor bastard can't catch a break.

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Will this soulless machine of flesh and sinew ever meet its match? When will it's putrid Machinations end?

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>>271473142
>Also I bet he forgot to delete his porn folders again.

I was actually thinking about making an automated system that would fry my hard drive if I don't reset it once a week but I'm to scared to fuck it up or forget about resetting it and it would fry my drive while I'm alive.

>>271473454
Just keep a password dummy

>>271470057
MS asked for plat game though

that's why they didn't eat up Bayo2 also

>>271473585
It's already password protected. But I don't trust it.

>>271473454
>I was actually thinking about making an automated system that would fry my hard drive if I don't reset it once a week
That's actually a pretty good idea.

>>271473454
It's called a dead man's switch.

>>271473585
>take out hard drive
>plug it into another computer
>mount the drive
Wow that's so hard

>>271473454
>tfw you have some pretty rare stuff
>don't know either to delete it or preserve it as an historical artefact
Choices, choices

>>271473819
post it faggot

>>271473684
No, a dead man's switch is when you die and because of the spasm in your arm you press a switch and it activates something.
This one would just be a system that would be independent of me and pretty much everyone who knew about it could just press it and reset the timer.

>>271473819
why would you want to delete your hd.

if i died i'd want all my shit to be as spread around as possible.

like a fungus

>>271463195
>Aren't these all optional costumes that you have to go out of your way to equip?

Yes

>Has this guy even played the game?

Probably not

>>271474179
What will you do when your family finds out about all the weird fetishes you have and you meet them later in the afterlife? Wouldn't it be extremely awkward? Better make sure.

I know that people would be weirded out if they found out I have a folder dedicated to holding hands.

>>271473701
>implying parents know how to do that

>>271474590
>living with your parents

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>>271473072
as someone with a pantyhose fetish, this was the best thing I've ever read

>>271474590
>implying your kids if you end up having them won't know about that
>implying your family isn't curious enough to check it out even to the point of paying someone to retrieve the shit from it under the excuse of wanting to save all the previous memories you had on your hard drive

>>271473701
Use ext4, microsoft will never support it.

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>>271474654
Anon, who are the only people you care about finding your porn? Your parents. Who's going to show up and take your things when you die? Your parents.

i remember seeing one chapter of fran that had huge boobs, can't remember though.

>>271474794
>>271473072
throw me a bone here guys I am dying for this

>>271475094
http://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fv%2F1415743331086.jpg

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>>271472830
what is the source on that image

>>271474570
if there's an afterlife and we meet there i don't think anyone would care about my fetishes.

I have normalfag tier fetishes, but still.

People think i jerk off to hitler porn because someone saw even hitler had a girlfriend on the tablet i left to recharge and nobody gives a shit.

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>>271475289

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>>271475094
>>271475252
I'll be so nice
http://exhentai.org/g/310260/9b08e6ee1a/
http://exhentai.org/g/398396/3a07ad129d/

>>271474092
Anon a dead mans switch is metaphorical, it's not just a physical kind of switch. It's anything that is activated after you're dead or activated by your death

>>271475297
Nothing pornographic, I hope.

>>271474913
>who are the only people you care about finding your porn?
I don't even care anymore; they found all the shit I fapped to and they're cool with it.
>Who's going to show up and take your things when you die?
My parents will be dead by the time I am.

>>271473454
I have a kill disk that will completely wipe everything off my hard drive in under 5 minutes. But that requires me to use it so I'm fucked if I die before then.

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>>271475436

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>>271450295
>mfw Bayo 2 outsold SunOver

>>271472751
The only people who watch Nintendo direct conferences are Nintendo fans, making that point flimsy.

I came here solely because of how ridiculous that sounds to me.

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>>271475424

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El

Oh El

>>271476237
Is that muthafucken Dan Kim?

>>271467595
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING STOP????? FUCK. OFF.

IF I EVER MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YOU, I PROMISE.

>>271476120
VG cats is so shit, how come then Aeris a best webcomic girl?

>>271469786
wonderful 102

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>>271475289
>>271475424
>kidnap a terrorist
>all of a sudden he's completely willing to work for you
Shit never made sense.