You realize that Bayonetta has sold, and will have sold far more on the Xbox 360 and the PS3. Nintendo made nothing popular, it just made Nintendo fans realize third party games exist on the Wii U.
>Bayonetta 3 is made
>also Nintendo exclusive
>Zelda and Tetra costumes
>Rosalina costume, includes galaxy under dress
>Inkling costume with chooseable color for tentacle hair and ink blotches
>it'd be a shame
Fucking end yourself.
Why would SEGA even care? They're constantly partnering with Nintendo. Sonic is in Smash and both Lost world and Sonic Boom are exclusive to Nintendo platforms.
Do people like to pretend they still have a rivalry going or something?
Tumblr jokes are old hat by now.
I don't like Nintendo neither do I buy Nintendo products but props on them for producing a good game like Bayo 2 when no one else would: that alone gives them the right to "slap" whatever the fuck they want in it.
Haha. It's funny because that retard didn't even play the game so he doesn't know that there are still a fuckload of SEGA references, including some dude called "Alex the Kid" and an After Burner level.
Just like W101 had a Space Harrier level.
>the majority of people hate CUHRAYZEE games
>Japs rarely pay for reviews so critics hate CUHRAYZEE games
>CUHRAYZEE games will be this generation's first person dungeon crawlers
Actually, means the opposite of that.
SEGA would need to fund the development of the game from ZERO. Since Bayonetta 2 belongs to Nintendo. Every code line, sound, model and script belongs to them.
Also they'd need Platinum to make the game. And I don't think they'd want to fuck up their business relationship with Nintendo, the guys who funded their two highest budget games.
Team Ninja is part of Tecmo, Platinum is not part of SEGA. The NG engine didn't belong to MS.
Tecmo gave zero fucks about cutting future deals with MS. Unlike Sega and Platinum.
>Expected it to be Nintendo pandering shit
>the only comic thing in first panel is a poor pun
>second panel is just a drawing of a funny face/pose
>actual delivery of joke doesnt exist
if you people didnt obsess over dumb shit you would just move on to become a family man
Pardon me, but this pic is really fucking related.
Also, anyone play Fantasy Life?
Aren't these all optional costumes that you have to go out of your way to equip?
Has this guy even played the game?
>Chie is a fucking slut
>woah... next... gen...
>[vlc-snap] anime currently being watched by black shitposter
>RULES OF NATURE
>100% Orange Juice/Risk of Rain netplay thread go
This is just how /v/ is.
not all comics are supposed to be funny
Sega and Nintendo are old rivals, the idea is that Nintendo is somehow getting revenge by placing their icons into a Sega published game.
Its not very funny but its a webcomic, they rarely are. Yet for some reason /v/ insists we have a thread about them every day.
Why is she so perfect, /v/?
My heart is crashing with no survivors.
They are also a reflection of ourself that know that will never be human, and, in spite of this, chose to be subservient to us There's idolatry involved in creating a semblance of life and having it view you as their creator-God,
>I have singlehandedly turned this into a le ebic maymay
I'm both disappointed and proud.
Stop fucking doing this.
If you ever again in your life need to ironically or otherwise use the term "epic meme", try killing yourself instead, I guarantee you'll feel better.
>implying sega did dick all for bayo 1/2
>implying it wasn't platinums decision to put Nintendo shit in the game.
>implying the game didn't turn out better under Nintendos supervision.
What is this comic trying to get at exactly?
>not undead Naoto
>fucking everything up
Hardly. You just need to read more.
>not best cat
when was the last time sega ip was relevant to anything? Maybe if they made something worth making a reference to they would get something. Platinums own games that don't even sell well are worth more of a reference than modern sega trash.
I love it.
Anon, I don't think Fran is the type of waifu you'd want to bully.
She can sever a head with a scalpel in seconds.
>you will probably die without first wiping out your porn folder
Nah, it's just hot. Not that I would masturbate to it, but you just don't understand.
remember when Fran's solution to Gavrill's rampage was "throw clones at her until she gets too tired to kill people"
>>Rosalina costume, includes galaxy under dress
oh boy, that reminds me of something
>lose his shit
>become a writhing ball of spagetthios
A sedentiary creature
The joke is that the faggots on that website claim to be game journalists yet are as uninformed as that donkey in the field. Those costumes were KAMIYA'S idea. No one wanted to fund bayo 2 apart from Nintendo, and sega doesnt fucking own Bayonetta. Platinum does.
>girls will never think like this in reality
But Franken Fran can do something, right?
>that was just a rumor someone started
Less in raw sales this generation, but honestly with the Nintendo direct coverage it's probably more well-known than it was before.
If it went multiplat again it'd beat the original Bayo easy.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing Madaraki can do for him now. His brain doesn't exist anymore.
>pink cat girls will never be a reality
Nigga didn't live his life correctly. Should have slapped the bitch and give her the D.
>I bet he forgot to delete his porn folders again
Poor bastard can't catch a break.
Will this soulless machine of flesh and sinew ever meet its match? When will it's putrid Machinations end?
>Also I bet he forgot to delete his porn folders again.
I was actually thinking about making an automated system that would fry my hard drive if I don't reset it once a week but I'm to scared to fuck it up or forget about resetting it and it would fry my drive while I'm alive.
No, a dead man's switch is when you die and because of the spasm in your arm you press a switch and it activates something.
This one would just be a system that would be independent of me and pretty much everyone who knew about it could just press it and reset the timer.
What will you do when your family finds out about all the weird fetishes you have and you meet them later in the afterlife? Wouldn't it be extremely awkward? Better make sure.
I know that people would be weirded out if they found out I have a folder dedicated to
as someone with a pantyhose fetish, this was the best thing I've ever read
>implying your kids if you end up having them won't know about that
>implying your family isn't curious enough to check it out even to the point of paying someone to retrieve the shit from it under the excuse of wanting to save all the previous memories you had on your hard drive
Anon, who are the only people you care about finding your porn? Your parents. Who's going to show up and take your things when you die? Your parents.
if there's an afterlife and we meet there i don't think anyone would care about my fetishes.
I have normalfag tier fetishes, but still.
People think i jerk off to hitler porn because someone saw even hitler had a girlfriend on the tablet i left to recharge and nobody gives a shit.
I'll be so nice
>who are the only people you care about finding your porn?
I don't even care anymore; they found all the shit I fapped to and they're cool with it.
>Who's going to show up and take your things when you die?
My parents will be dead by the time I am.
>kidnap a terrorist
>all of a sudden he's completely willing to work for you
Shit never made sense.
You should mind your manners lest you be speaking to my blade next, child.
It's from the chapter where they make a movie about Fran. It's a pseudo-sex scene with Dr. Madaraki de/re-constructing her.
Because BB is just that inspiring, I guess.
>It's a pseudo-sex scene with Dr. Madaraki de/re-constructing her.
Fran found it incredibly distasteful. I don't remember if she left the movie theatre or if she turned off the TV.
Not him. I saw a group of anony-moose protesting bioengineered food and starving people
how the fuck are we supposed to feed those people if we don't focus on larger crops you fucking retards. So my buddy and I are watching them migrate around Toronto until they finally stop in Dundas Square. I mentiont o my buddy that they're crazy, one of them overhears me and starts threatening me. Then a bunch of them swarm around us, some trying to calm them down, some also threatening.
Long and the short of it is, it was the one time in my life that screaming "OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU POST THIS EPIC MEME ON LE /B/, I BET ANONYMOUS WILL THINK IT'S LE EPIC XD THAT'LL SHOW REDDIT!" was completely justified and warranted.
This is them. It was on the 5th, of course.
The absolute madmen
>thread turns from vidya gaem comic to Franken Fran with the occassional porn of Aeris
Fixed that for you ya dolt
The sheer number of protests involving le ebin guy fox XD is sickening.
doth my phrasing bother you, bumpkin?
>excusing blatant furfaggotry