BASED KAMIYA IS BASED

>>269164557
>marketing Bayo2 with Playboy.
wat

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>>269164557
based as fuck

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>>269164678
Here:

https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/525783802124447745

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>>269164745
J-Jesus

>>269164678
Conkers Bad Fur Day was advertised in Playboy, but I guess that was THQs idea

>>269164745

This really is gamecube 2.0.

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>>269164863
Holy Bonkers.

>>269164920
Oh, the sour and grapes of your soul...

>>269164876
Oh, I didn't know that. Makes sense.

>>269164895
Is a good thing, right?

>>269164863
>Those short stubby legs

soiled it soiled it soiled it soiled it

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>>269165027
>Is a good thing, right?
yes
Now we need PS4 to become Playstation 2 2.0 and this gen might not be shit after all

dumb prostitutes are the opposite of what bayo represent, but I guess that the USA doesn't make a difference, tits are made to be exploited after all.

>>269165246
It's a cosplay. Don't take this too seriously.

>>269164895

Right?????? Maxim ads and porn industry parties next. NoA hasn't changed at all; still clueless.

>if the guys see these pictures, they're sure to check out Wii U!

Who the fuck thinks that is effective marketing?

>>269165027

Depends on your preferences. Personally I don't like it when Nintendo tries to be mature or edgy. It's out of character and makes me care about them even less because it shows just how out of touch they are with reality. They are stuck in the 90s in terms of cool kid culture. If they really wanted to market themselves as mature they would have to make ps4 or xbone games with live action movie trailers and downs kid gameplay.

It's like those nerf commercials that show these andro 14-17 y/o boys in tight pants playing with nerf guns in these really awesome backdrops while in reality, most people over the age of 10 never touch a nerf gun because of paintball and airsoft and even if they were interested in nerf, there's a huge anti gun culture these days that discourages any sort of toy weapons.

>>269165306
I'm thinking of buying a WiiU because of Bayonetta.

So uh, yeah, I guess it's working.

>>269165224
she got the face for it, too bad she got short legs.

>>269165246
Yawn.

Always the same boring offended hypocrites.

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>>269164557
Blocked RT @anon269164557 Alo, props to Ninty for marketing Bayo2 with Playboy. Zero fucks give .

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Fly me to the moon...

>>269165306
If it wasn't effective marketing playboy would have crumbled years ago

>>269164863
Is she a midget?

>>269165246
>dumb prostitutes
Playboy has the most beautiful and classy women you can find around. They are not whores. Kids these days don't know about Playboy's quality.

>>269165464
That it still exists in this age of internet porn should tell you something.

>>269165409
You'd focus on the legs, and not on the full picture; that Bayonetta now really exists in the real world, and that the model's outfit, hair and make-up matches the character.

I don't think a real human has legs as long as in-game Bayonetta.

>>269165464

Selling ads for Johnnie Walker Black Label in Playboy is effective marketing.

Selling Nintendo shit in Playboy is idiocy. That audience is long, long gone for Nintendo. If they think it isn't, where are the commercials during NFL football? Oh they're there, for Xbone and Destiny.

>>269165224
>>269164863
>>269164557
So is she going to be in the next number of Playboy? This might be the best Bayo cosplay I've ever seen so far.

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>>269165426

>Yawn.

nice shitpost

>>269165802
It's not a dudebro machine, anon...

>>269165816
We can have hopes. They made a Triss Playboy in Poland...

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Is there a bigger res version available?

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>>269165246
>>269164920
>DIE CIS SCUM, STEMLORDS RAPE MISOGINY SEXISM

Post the pics here

>>269165601
$60 a year for the entire Playboy suite (subscription, online Plus content, etc.) was one of the best investments I have ever made.
I shit you not, they have the best magazine articles, bar none.

>>269165961

Yeah, thats the point, nitwit.

>>269165427
would be so much better without the "japanese phil fish" poor joke at the end

>>269165802
I am happy their are at least trying, for god's sake. People were complaining about Nintendo's lack of marketing efforts and now they are at least doing something.

This is one of those attempts that in the future will be remembered as a neat marketing trivia. Will it be remembered for being successful? I seriously doubt it.

>>269164895
>This really is gamecube 2.0.
All of the cube, none of the games.

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>>269164895
this is good...isn't it...

I love that Nintendo emailed me about Bayonetta 2
>A sexy, all-new action game available now

>>269164863
Does she have short legs or am I just too used to Bayo's legs?

>>269165991
Where did you get that one to begin with?

>>269166379
Bayo's legs are just freakishly long

>>269166146
I think it's fitting.
>Dude makes stupid question
>Gets blocked
>Start saying "le japanese phil fish meme" because butthurt
It is actually what happens.

>>269165703
Of course not, Bayo has disproportionately long legs. That said, the woman modelling as Bayo is clearly quite short.

>>269166503
They probably choose a woman that had a similar face rather than a similar body. I can't say I disagree with their choice, damn. Bit of of a shame she's too short but damn, dat everything.

>>269166379
You're just used to Bayo's legs, which are insane. There's no human capable of cosplaying as Bayo accurately.

Which is fine, I guess.

What's her name?

>>269166298
>Gamecube
>games

lol

>>269166862
Here:
>>269164745

>>269164895
I keep saying this too but most people can't accept it, mostly for nostalgia issues. I loved the Cube and the Wii U just looks like it is shaping to be the the GC 2. Both for the good and bad reasons.

>>269166379
Her legs are 14 perfect scores long, so don't except anyone to have such long legs, it's 4 impossible

>>269166862
Her name is not important.

>>269166787
No, while it's true Bayo has freak proportions the model is definitely short.

So this bish plays LoL?

>>269165703
>I don't think a real human has legs as long as in-game Bayonetta.

Not even close. Usually in games the breast sizes are superhuman but in Bayonetta's case it's her legs. She also has quite a small head which further emphasizes her superhuman legs. Normal humans have around 7 times their head size in height, Bayonetta is something like 10-11, most of which is her legs.

>>269165224
Lollipop far too big, 4/10.

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>>269167063
And Metroid!

>>269167085
The PB model is like 6 heads tall

So were there any nudes taken? If so when is a kind anon going to post the set?

>>269167160
I wouldn't bet money on a girl played Metroid just because she's wearing a Metroid t-shirt.

>>269166913
What's important is what she's going to do?

>>269167338
She's using an HTC, I can believe it.

If it were iPhone, or Samsung I wouldn't

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I don't get it.

Did the Smash marketing department not get the memo that Nintendo isn't censoring shit anymore?

Fucking marketing department from the distant past.

A waste of actual marketing money that nobody knew existed until after the fucking thing released.

>>269167338
Well, she's supposedly a "gamer grill." There are pics of her playing League n shit

I think it's cool that she at least knows what she's cosplaying as

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>>269167160
Wow. That's some obscure shit! She's like true ultra geek to the max!!

Milla jovovich would make a good live action Bayonetta.

>>269167652
But she already did Resident Evil

>>269165464

Playboy pretty much has crumbled, when's the last time you saw a woman you've actually heard of posing in the magazine? It's been nothing but reality show rejects and ex-girlfriends of sports nobodies for years now.

>>269165306
PISS. OFF. FAGGOT

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>>269165224
>>ps2.2
It already happened!

>>269164863

Lol fuckin manlette.

>>269167652
No.
No no nono.
Milla needs to get her ass in Fifth Element sequal.

But before that;
No and fuck off.

>>269167479
My sister owns an HTC and she only plays Mario Kart.
I'm not convinced

>>269166117

A lot of magazines are really, really cool. It's a shame they've been a bit phased out in favor of social media. Maybe the trend will re-balance itself in upcoming years; who knows...

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>>269168001

Eye Toy Play was so fucking fun.

>>269167487
I don't know why everybody is making a big deal, just because playboy put a tiny asian model to pose in the exact poses you can find in the game. They're not doing anything more daring. It's the same thing except in 3D.

>>269165601

>Playboy has the most beautiful and classy women you can find around.

Except they went full retard with the photoshop in the 2000s and still do nothing about it.

>>269168260
That's not the "big deal," though.
Playboy is a company that has always carried a certain... weight to it. If you buy into advertising there, you know exactly what audience you are aiming for, and you know exactly what you are doing.
So along comes Nintendo, a company so afraid and entrenched in Japanese culture that it changes models in order to PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM UNDERWEAR.
And what do they do? They invest money to advertise with Playboy, get a professional slut (sorry, there's no better way I can put that) to stand up there, strip clothes, and model for a character in a Nintendo-exclusive title.
They know the audience that will care, they know what returns they will make off of it. And this is new, and exciting. This is a step beyond "we'll cater to the hardcore crowd," to "we are going to be part of the hardcore crowd."

>>269164863
oh god she looks like a midget in comparison to the original

>>269168180
They lacked depth but the idea was coo. Really wonder sony did not do more with it on ps3, I mean ms made the kinect and all.

>>269164863
it looks like shes on peglegs


YARR ME MATEY

>>269168721
Do you mean Nintendo of AMERICA. Ninty in JP don't give a shit about pantsus...

>>269166001
o jesus christ do not fucking tell me they are pushing this shit on kids too

>>269165802
Dudebros don't play action games, they play shooters and Madden.

>>269168870
Awesome, whatever.
Where I live, Nintendo might as well equal NOA.
They make the marketing, they make the decisions.
And it was Nintendo of America who decided to the Playboy thing, which I find super impressive.

>>269168909
That's obviously a college classroom

>>269167487

Someone stretch those fucking legs

>>269168721
Ugh... You post made me want to vomit. You sound like you write for some gaming blog. All that reaching just to try and make it sound more sensational than what is really going on.

Bayonetta is a bawdy over the top stripper. So they got what is today THE safest model company, known for once being about bawdy strippers, to make material that perfectly replicates what's found in game.
No.
Big.
Deal.

>>269168969
your point?

>>269166379
both. She is obviously only about 5'5

>>269169030
I don't think you comprehend how shut-down Nintendo was to this sort of shit in the last 10 years.
By the way, I do write for a gaming website. (Not a blog, though, we get ~120K viewers a day.) What tipped you off? I'm trying to diversify my writing style.

>>269168721
I think its just tapping into a market Nintendo has never catered to before

remember nintendo wants to remove the image of it being kids/family only console

>>269169035
Where did you get that they teach this to kids? This shit only happens in retarded women studies in college

>>269168968
They did the same fucking thing 13 years ago, Conker's Bad Furday had ads in Playboy.

And you know how well that worked out.

>>269169030
Not him, but it's a bigger deal because it's Nintendo, which as he said and as we all know, has a history in the west for censoring anything sexual on a whim even though the nineties ended 15 years ago.

>>269169138
>...
>caps on words to STRENGHTEN your shitty point
>tl,dr
Just by looking at it for a second without reading.

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>>269164557
>>269164863
>>269165224
>>269165991
>white Bayonetta

>>269168113
Does your sister have a metroid t-shirt or cosplayed as Bayonetta? or was in playboy?

>>269169272
>being a filthy race traitor

>>269169272
Isn't Bayonetta a British woman?

>>269169272
What do you mean?

>>269169268
Okay, cool.
I was going for more of a sarcastic "oh, whatever shall we do" thing with the capital letters, but I can definitely see where I went wrong on that one.
Thanks.

>>269168001
That's some BUZZ.

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>>269169386
>there are no asians in Britain

>>269164557
Kamiya is a manlet.

>>269169272

Come again?

>>269169428
Bayo is not Asian, especially since she was born in the 1500s.

>>269169138
You serious? If you're joking, then let me say you sound just like every other gaming site writer out there.
>Muh weight
>Muh symbolism
>Muh conservative Japanese company.
>Feeling like you should apologize for the word slut.
>Ellipsis for emphasis.
>giving a fuck about Playboy. The most tame nude modelling company on the planet earth.

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>>269169428
I mean a white British woman. She doesn't look Asian at all. And by Asian I mean butt ugly/disgusting

>>269164557
>trigger discipline

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>>269167487
>>269164863
They should have honestly adjusted the costume to fit the "inaccurate" height.

Something like making the wings/hair covering her arms shorter, or the cut on the back smaller.

Or don't make full body shots at a straight angle or something...

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>>269169485
>there were no asians in 1500AD

>>269169393
>this game is made in Japan
>this character is distinctly white
>this character is born in Britain in the 1500s
>this character has a western accent
But due to the first one, she is Asian.
It just makes sense!

Nintendo what are you doing

It's alright marketing to adults, but you have to remember that any of the mums considering buying Wii Us for their kids will see this and reconsider.

It's marketing to one demographic at the expense of another.

>>269164557
>all these legfag asspain
No woman could pull off bayonetta's legs.even the tallest model could pull that shit

>>269169568
No asians with british accents.

>>269169568
Not in Britain.
>>269169595
I see.

>>269169272
But she was born in Vigrid in central France

>>269169428
You do realise that there isn't even a Japanese audio track for Bayo, right?

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>>269169568
Not in Britain.

>>269169568

1500 in England you dumb cunt

Have you even played the games?

Nintendo advertised Mario Sunshine in Playboy.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

>>269169058
>hating weebs when you don't even know what a weeaboo is
How

>>269169604

Because lots of Soccer moms will be buying the next playboy?

>>269169629
Witches seem to be perma english though.

>>269169514
Fair enough on all counts.
I guess I just pick up habits based on what peers do, and that extends to 4chan.
God damn it. If there's one bad thing about writing for a job, it's that you'll never be able to escape it in your free time.

>>269164863

looks shooped

>>269169684

How many heads?

>>269169717
Where do you think Playboy gets most of its sales from?

>>269169789
all of them

>>269169610
>setting like Bayonetta with all kinds of crazy magic shit going on
>an asian raised in England is somehow not possible
also she has black hair, she's definitely not white.

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If you're going to cosplay someone at least have the fucking GENETICS for it you gronk swans

>>269169684
Now I know what a disproportionate human looks like. Bayonetta is clearly unrealistic with legs like that

>>269169819
>those shins
yeesh

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>>269169854
a model is about that leg long, anon.

>>269169819
>gronk swans
wat

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>>269166436
>>269166787

Not true, we need to find a female equivalent with Marfans Syndrome applied only to her legs.

>>269169408
You don't need to get fancy, you're on 4chan. No need to fluff around or resort to tricks, just keep it simple and sweet here.

>>269169719
they just affect English accents to increase their magical powers

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>>269169816
I'm white and my hair is black. And I don't mean dark brown. It's black.

>>269169854
it's call high heels it make you leg looks longer

Man while all this bullshit is going down Nintendo don't give a fuck.

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>>269167652

How does Enzo sound in the nip dub? I'm imagining
>MAZAFAAAKAAAAAAAA

call 911

>>269169976
If you have naturally black hair, you are not white.
Black people will call you white, but black people call jewish people and arabs white too.

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>>269169684

Not enough

>>269169816
>setting like Bayonetta with all kinds of crazy magic shit going on
>a white woman raised in England with black hair is somehow not possible

>>269169717
They don't need to.

It reminds me of something that happened in the UK a few years ago. Two radio presenters did a prank call on somebody, then moved on to the rest of the show and forgot about it. A little while later someone complained about it, which led to a massive campaign against them calling for them to be fired, and so on. When polled, over 80% of the people admitted they hadn't actually heard the thing they were complaining about, but still thought it was wrong.

My point is that the fact Nintendo have tried to advertise in playboy will spread through word of mouth, and end up with a bunch of mothers who don't play games thinking that the Wii U is a smutstation. It isn't, but that's not the point. A huge number of nintendo's sales come from that market. It's not a good thing for their marketing.

>>269170068
she speaks japanese in the original version of the game.
she's japanese.

>>269170034
Oh I understand now, you're either from /int/ or /pol/.

>>269170020
There isn't a Jap dub.

>>269170057
How many more heads do we need? Just stretch her neck out a bit.

Wasn't there a Shigeru Miyamoto interview on Playboy? I think it was in the 90s.

>>269169035
1. College education isn't mandatory.

2. People going to college are legally not kids.

So you can not "push" anything to "kids" on college.

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>>269170034
That's just ridiculous.

>>269170118
>There isn't a Jap dub.
Pretty sure there is, check Bayo 2's sound settings.

>>269170098
She speaks English in the Japanese version.

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>>269164920

>>269170118
>There isn't a Jap dub.

Yes there is faggot. At least in the Wii U version of both 1 and 2.

>>269170098
No, they only added Jap VA for the first game with the Wii U version. It was english everywhere the first time.

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>>269170121
I think we should be good now

>>269170152
plus you get to choose what classes to take

>>269170223
So that dub that didn't exist until this year? Sounds to me like English is the original version, further solidifying the point that Bayonetta is white.

What would you do if Bayonetta rings your doorbell and tries to sell you cookies? For reference, she's wearing a girl scout uniform.

Whos the OTHER chick I keep seeing in Bayo 2 ads and is she playable?

I havent played Bayo 1 but plan on picking both up eventually when I get round to buy a wiiu at some point

>>269170235
10/10 wud waifu

>>269170235
beautiful

>>269170235
Content aware scale is a hell of a drung

>>269170224
Weeaboos getting BTFO

>>269169879

Nintendo also used to own at least one love hotel.

>>269169902
Thank mr skeltal

>>269170235
She's only like 3 heads tall now
You fucked up

>>269169684
Thank you for fixing it.

>>269170295
>not being nordic
Get the fuck out.

>>269170338
Yamauchi expanded Nintendo into a lot of different areas after realising that they couldn't go on selling cards forever.

>>269170283
>Sounds to me like English is the original version, further solidifying the point that Bayonetta is white.
Pretty sure first guy was just wondering how Japanese Enzo sounded.

>>269170224
wait, then what was that screencap about a discussion about Bayo's virginity and how it says that in the jap version she said something that means she has no experience?

>>269169816
this is like that Goodra can't be male shit

Looks like the short scale might be because of the photographer using a shit lens

>>269170351
we should measure her height in butts instead

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>tfw Nintendo has all the girls

>>269170295
sure you do Ahmed

This is terrible, it goes completely against Nintendo's ideals.

I haven't browsed through a playboy in ages.
Anyone have some really good sets I can look up, or torrents that are a worthwhile download?
On this side of things; Is there any larger res versions of this set?

>>269170432
I'm sure Bayo jokes somewhere about telling others to be gentle with her.

>>269170295
>brown hair
>being white
Brown hair means that one of your pure ancestors fucked a shitskin. You are impure.

>>269170470
Whoa, who is that top left?

>>269170295
just because you're white doesn't stop you from being an ugly fuck

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>>269170510
>bayo will never tell you to be gentle with her

>>269170539
Devil's Third. Some Wii U exclusive game by Tomonobu Itagaki, aka pizzaface

>>269170575
Now we're getting somewhere!

>>269170295
>german descent.
>War deniers
>Heavy media censorship
>No gore allowed in vidya games
>Easily manipulated
>Alcohol addicts
>If not for the Ottomans, Germany today would have been conquered by France.

The only thing you have to be proud of is jack and shit, and jack just left town.

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>>269164863

For fuck sakes, someone shoop longer legs onto this so I can fap, this is just making me chuckle.

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>>269170631
?

>>269164557
That woman is literally raping herself right now!

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>>269170780
They had Hitler, which automatically let's them win

>>269164863
>>269165224

>short ass legs
>no grey/blue eyes

2/10 try again

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>>269170797
Now we're talking.

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>>269170782
still though

>>269170797
SHE

>>269170921
>Hitler
>german

>>269171000
10/10

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>>269170610
Shame the game is probably going to be crap

>B-B-BUT NINTENDO WILL SENSOR IT

>>269167652
She has no curves sadly.

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>>269170361
>>269170520
>>269170569

all this jealousy of my northern european heritage.

i have just enough nigger in me to be advantageous when dealing with them. they can detect it. i work with mostly black people and they call me rush limbaugh, no lie. but they also call me an honorary brother.

mfw i have to deal with nigger shit and tennis shoes.

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>>269171041
>SENSOR

>>269171091
You should stop browsing /pol/ and /int/ so much

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>>269171078
Shame. She got the face and legs down.

>>269170797
SHE CAN STRETCH OUT HER LEGS

#gamergate

>>269171216
It's not ecactly hard to give her a padded bra and underwear

>>269171216
Those are some knobbly fucking knees

>>269171190

maybe you should step outside of /v/ once in a while with your narrow views of the world.

>nintendo so desperate for sales that they turn to sex

They'll go bankrupt within this year. It's over for them.

>>269170771
Oh, neat, thanks a ton.
I personally won't mess anything up, but you did just post it publicly on /v/. As just a suggestions, I'd delete your post if I were you.

>>269171389
bait/10

>>269171318
Good to see there are people on /v/ with standards.

>>269171423
Okay, done.

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>>269171423
>mfw I managed to save it

I won't mess it up either, promise

Too bad it is only on a kids console.

>>269171318
Tends to happen when you do stunts.

>be 16
>friend of mine has parents who buy him Playboy
>he has his room plastered with posters of naked chicks
>he has his own TV in his room

I was so jealous. My parents were basically sheltering me from the world and shit like that wouldn't fly with them. 11PM you need to be in your bed. You want a TV in your room? No, you're probably going to watch late night porn channels. Internet? No, you're going to visit naughty sites. I had to fight for the latter for a few months before one of them gave in. I'm so fucking glad I don't have to deal with any of this shit anymore.

>>269171448
I don't think they'll go bankrupt like some are saying but Nintendo seems to be a bit desperate to attract the 20 something males they've lost to Sony. Doing everything from porting over 1 year old shit AAA games no one cares for and dressing Peach and Daisy in fetish suits for the new Mario Cars game.

>>269171546
0,1/10

Oldschool bait. It's the oldest bait that I know of, starting with the NES already

>>269171568
Still looks like a midget who got shot with a shrink ray

>>269171216

as a photographer i would have changed my vantage point to get that glass section line from growing out of her head.

i would have pulled highlights and underexposed that background. likely a limit of shutter sync speed fucking up the ability to cut ambient light, typically 1/250 second.

could have just underexposed the photo one stop in LR and then exposed the model/interior of the shot by a stop to give a similar effect, or got a camera that could sync faster than pleb tier shutter speed to kill ambient light a stop. or just waited until later in the day.

see this is the shit us photographers think about when we see photos like this.

milla is a nice model, a decent actor, but she can't be who she isn't. and she isn't curvy, it's just her genetics.

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>>269170825
>being a #gamergate faggot

>>269171216
Jeanne then?

>>269171562
>tfw my parents let me have however much porn I wanted
>tfw they didn't give a fuck except maybe a few "aren't you too young for this stuff?"
>tfw my based uncle gave me 30 hardcore porn mags when I was 13

Many faps were had when I was a kid

>>269171216
Jesus this slav is so fucking ugly but plebs will fap to anything they are told to.

>>269171540

Same

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>>269164863
Fixed

>>269171562
That's sad, man. I bought my first Playboy at age 11. Also
>Internet at dad's place
>spend the whole night looking up doujins on old ass hentai sites like hentaischool
It was a formative time.

Is this the only pic? Darn playboy. I might have to buy an issue just to see the rest. Just because it's so rare to have cosplay in mainstream culture

>>269171562
>n late grade school
>around gen1 pokemon was released
>visit a "dat guy" from my class to play n64
>his room is full of posters
>one half is naked chicks
>other half is kiddy pokemon posters
That was a hilarious sight.

>>269171920
Don't be a faggot.

>>269171647
Wish we had more people like you in the industry, right now it's all "hey, let's overexpose every shot and shoot in analog because IM A REEL ARTIST PAY FOR MY ANALOG SHOTS" (and then he proceeds to edit every single shot in Photoshop for hours)

>>269171940
>be swedish, 12 years old
>find a "the south will rise again" flag in the dumpster not knowing what that meant
>hang it on wall next to my pokemon posters
>get weird looks

>>269170295
brit here
I used to be blonde but my hair turned black naturally after living some time in Asia

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>>269171920
>babbsy
>bubbsy
>bubsy
NEW BUBSY 3D GAME CONFIRMED FOR PS4 GET HYPE

>>269171920
Well, fuck.
That's what I get for trusting /v/ for half an instant.

>>269171920
Come on, man.

>>269171920

>Logged in
>No Chyna
>Logged out

>>269171920
That doesn't work, right?

>>269171920
Don't be a dick. Delete this shit.

>>269172150
It works but I guess not for long because of that fucking faggot

>>269171920
Holy fucking shit it works

>>269171625
You can play Wii with my little brother when you come over but only after you eat all your din din.

>>269172202
Go away, priest

>>269169631
>You do realise that there isn't even a Japanese audio track for Bayo, right?
There is now.

>>269171920
why does this feel like a trap

>>269164863
Her legs seem off, or rather, Bayo's legs.

>>269169058
>American model
>In an American magazine
>That focuses on American culture

>weeb

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>>269171967

for real, i'm glad you appreciate it.

i'm actually trying to get out of photography, but i'm so well known locally that selling my shit on CL has caused some outrage. sold a 47 inch octabox with a grid today to a guy, selling my "L" glass 70-200 f/4 as soon as someone hits.

honestly current camera tech is so far behind the times it's sad. i feel i'll do better in ten years with ten year from now tech. not enough dynamic range, too much shadow noise, can't push and pull like i want to without compromise.

lightroom runs like a fag even on good hardware, i can only hope for the days of 5 ghz i7 9990k's with 512 gigs of ram and pleb tier 4 TB solid state drives with 20 TB platter drives.

also fucking sync speeds have to go up to 1/500 or 1/1000, digital shutter has to make a comeback. shooting with lights in daylight is misery right now, can't underexpose ambient enough unless i go full retard and f/16, which defeats the purpose of shallow DOF shooting at f/4 or wider.


sorry for going full /p/ but i'm disgusted with photography tech limits and it's damn near 2015 already.

pic related, a $500 light i'm selling just to get out of this business.

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>>269171647
What are you doing on 4chan, Mahiru?

>>269172596
What would you rather do instead of photography? Just wondering, cos you sound like you know your shit.

>>269172419
It isn't.
Honestly, I would recommend you log in and save all the shit that you want while you still can.
There's some high quality shit in there, but knowing /v/...

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>>269172596
I blame Terry Richardson and other photographers like him who put flair and image above the actual fucking photography. The amount of shit coming from "up and coming" photographers these days is only paralelled by the models themselves all thinking they're the next Cara.

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>>269169058
I'm sorry anon, but for typing in an emoticon you never really needed to put into your ironic shitpost, we are going to have to give you a consolation prize.
Please consider not doing this in the future so you can actually get better at ironic shitposting.

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>>269171825

>>269172596
What's your favorite food?

>>269164863
i need hips

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>>269164863
there, can everyone stop bitching about the legs now?

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>mfw my special edition copy from Shopto didn't arrive today

The first god damn time something hasn't arrived next day from them.

>>269173653
Now she has extra joints, how the fuck can she even walk

>>269169902
That's not how genetic diseases work.

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>>269164863
>Implying a 3D woman could ever compare to Bayo

>>269169879
>Summer. Mario. Feels good, man.

>>269173803
Jokes on you, Bayo is 3D

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>>269172834

i work full time as a manager in the commercial print industry so time is an issue.

honestly i would love to be a career photographer but the state of the industry is junk and the value of photography continues to fall.

photography has become a rich man's hobby instead of a legit business for someone like me who puts their heart into their photos.

>>269173017

i don't blame uncle terry at all. in fact i laugh at all the hate terry gets. everyone that hates on terry has NO idea of what he can do professionally. he's the ultimate troll of the photo industry. he makes you guys think he's shit tier and fucks models, while he's actually competent and a legit pro.

i know it's hard for some people to understand but being a great photographer sometimes means being a complete pervert. a couple shoots ago i was shooting up a model's skirt. wasn't sexual at all, just what i needed for that edgy shot for the look book.

>>269173507

walmart lemon pepper chicken. the whole chicken. once you pop you can't stop.

>>269171920
Get this shit before it's gone folks

>>269174582
Cool! The food part, at least.

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>>269171920
Holy shit it works.

Thank you based bro

>>269164557
>Liking women

Fucking misogynist cis scum

>>269174735
How can you be a misogynist if you like them? Go back to school anon.

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>>269164557

Guys help.

How in the hell do I get off Kamiya's wild ride.

>>269174715
But, yeah, please, don't mess it up.
I have a few other people using it now, and I have a feeling that posting it to /v/ wasn't a smart decision.

>>269171034
Itagaki actually has the track record of having made the best action/hack n slash that ever existed and i think they also realized that development hell hurt the game and pushed the release back.
I actually think it will turn out good in its own way, since the latest ninja gaiden games, the involvement of team ninja in fatal frame and other m indicate that itagaki took all the talent with him.

>>269169816
>white people can't have black hair
topkek. Italians, a few Brits, and a few Irish have black hair.

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I would ask Kamiya if he ever thought of making a wrestling game, but I'm afraid he'll block me.

white race doesnt exist, prove me wrong.

>>269174958
People are better with that stuff than you think. If you post it on /b/ you will never evil retards that will fuck with stuff because they like to do that.

>>269164863
>tfw no one would ever dress as bayonetta and fuck you

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>>269165991
>>269164863
Is there a link to a set?

>>269175082
Why dont you ask your mom

>>269175570
https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/525783802124447745

>>269174710

lemon pepper chickun from walmart is like ambrosia for the gods, for mortals.

>>269164557
>>269164863

It's a good thing she doesn't have Bayonetta's fucked up proportions. Unlike the real Bayonetta, this chick is actually fappable.

>>269172253
>>269172345
>>269172398
you tried but I still keked

>>269171389
>he doesn't know that nintendo had once a whorehouse

>>269169816
Irishfag here, my hair is really damn black and I'm as pale as they come. There's also no gingers in my entire extended family, feels good man.

>>269176142
Didn't they own a chain of love hotels?

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>>269171920
This is beautiful.

>>269176208
Yes, but all wemen are whores so...

>>269176283
touche

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>>269171920
holy shit

If I recall correctly, playboy had nudes of the chick from Indigo Prophecy like ten years ago

>>269171540
>4chan x
>able to see deleted posts
>mfw free playboy plus
Many a fap will be had

Never trust /v/, never share anything with these ungrateful fuckers

>>269169902
Prepare the crystals.

>>269174958
I'm downloading as much as I can before someone inevitably fucks it up

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lmao

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>>269164863
fixed it for you

>>269170771
>>269171920
thank you based anon

>>269177240

Noice.

I can't I believe I laughed so hard at this: >>269170782

>>269177328
You're welcome.
Now use this power responsibly.

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>>269171920
>mfw I realised I don't find 3D models attractive anymore

>>269177216
Oddly enough, it looks weird when her body now ISN'T all out of proportion.

>>269177471
Stop fapping to 2D for a while and it'll come back

>>269169816
I'm white with jet black hair.

>>269177471
>oh shit free playboy
>check website
>so many good looking girls
>can't get off to regular images
Why is life so hard?

i really want a jeanne only game

>>269177675

I don't like Bayo2's Jeanne at all. The design in the first one was so cool. Dem eyelashes.

>>269164557

this is good, but why is playboy fine, but then they censor tharjas ass in FE?

>>269175019
>italians
>white

>>269178308
Damn, I always knew Kamiya was short, but not that short

>>269164863
>no trigger discipline

>>269178384
What, you think he really has a cartridge in his head too?

>>269177928
i don't think it's official, it's probably covered by fair use like all those shitty parody porn things.

>>269178407

shit gets me every time. once you go to /k/ you never go back.

>>269178476
well it's right there is his picture?

>>269177814
actually liked jeannes design in bayo 2 over bayo1, she actually looks better with long hair

>>269169272
She was confirmed white and british by kamiya

>tfw have 49 dollary doos in paypal
>have 10 dollars coming sometime this month from paypal because I won some little competition they had going on
>10 dollars off the au copy of bayo1+2
fug me poor life sucks

>>269169428
if shes asian then she's not actually a brit, shes an asian living in britain

>>269170098
http://www.ozgameshop.com/wii-u-games/bayonetta-2-wii-u-game
59.99 if you dont mind a bit of a wait

>>269170520
>being a human means your distant ancestors were or you are a black person

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>>269170608
read that as banjo, that's not an image i want

>>269179481
GUH HUH

>>269177328
what was it :'(
link please