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Would you like a piece of pumpkin pie while you game, /v/? It's

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Would you like a piece of pumpkin pie while you game, /v/? It's fresh from the oven.
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No
I would rather have the creampie I gave your mom faggot
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Game is not a verb, wench.
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I actually made a pumpkin pie yesterday and I've still got a couple slices left over. It was delicious.
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>>268614045
>he wants to consume his own semen
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>>268614045
apex kek
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>Warm pumpkin pie

No thanks
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Pumpkin pies are shit. Cheese pies are best, especially those with feta cheese or mozarela.

>>268614045
REKT
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>Shit tier pumpkin
>Not sweet potato with marshmallows

Fucking disgusting pigs.
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>touching the crust
>TOUCHING THE CRUST
GET YOUR DERELICT APPENDAGES OFF THERE YOU DISGUSTIOD
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>warm pumpkin pie

jesus christ, /v/
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>>268613985
No, pumpkin pie tastes like microwaved cum.
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>>268614445
>tastes like microwaved cum.

Thanks for the info
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>>268614445
How do you know?
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>pumpkin pie

Only the dead can know peace from such shit taste.
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i would LITERALLY suck a dick to have some pumpkin pie.

id suck a dick because i like dicks too but still, if i get pumpkin pie too that just swaetens the deal
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>savory vegetable as a pie
>it's not even a pie, it's a cake
what the fuck
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>>268614445
Someone has been masturbating into your pies.

I'm so sorry this is how you had to find out.
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>>268613985
>pumpkin pie
>fresh from the oven

Never ever. I want it room temperature. Hot pumpkin pie is disgusting.
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>>268614160
Hey Robbaz
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>>268614678
>pumpkin pie is disgusting.

Fixed that for you, you fucking jabroni.
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>>268614638
>it's a cake

But it's factually not, and yes there are rules that dictate what is a cake and what is a pie - this is not a cake.
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Come back when it's Thanksgiving, when there's actual food worth eating.
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>>268613985
>hot pumpkin pie

AHAHAHAHAH THIS BITCH DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SERVE PIE HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB BITCH TRYIN TO SERVE ME HOT PUMPKIN PIE HAHAHAHAH NIGGA YOU SERVE DAT SHIT ROOM TEMP AHAHAHAHAH YOU THE DUMBEST CUNT ON THE EARTH
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>tfw Thanksgiving is nearing
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>>268614807
Not him, but what are the rules? That a pie is open and a cake is closed, if you have a crust?
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>Murriclaps actually eat pumpkin
What the fuck is wrong with you, fucking degenerates.
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>>268614218
>not cleaning every post-fap mess with your mouth
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Why all the pumpkin pie hate? You aren't one of those video game faggots, are you?
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>>268614920
the ingredients used, dipshit
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>eating pumpkin pie
>not eating based apple pie
literally retarded
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>>268615063
I actually do this
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Yes, I would. Thank you for your generosity and pie.

pecan is best pie, tho
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>>268614629
want to suck my dick, cuteanon?
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>>268615119
>eating pies
Enjoy being a fat fuck
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I love brussel sprouts, how about you guys?
They're like miniature cabbages
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>>268615120
so do I, that's why I said it

;)
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>>268615227
>not being able to control your urges
It's apparent that you've been a fat fuck at one point in your life
enjoy not having self control
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>>268615270
barfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>268615119

you deserve to hang with the apples you love so much
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>>268615063
I don't want to find out how it tastes, it's not worth it.
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>>268615120
>>268615063
>>268614045
>>268615286
You queers are pretty disgusting.
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>>268615270
Those are so good, and they're easy to do right even though everyone acts like it's ~SOOO HARD~ A dab of butter, high heat, salt and pepper, this shit ain't rocket science.
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>>268615295
I'm not the one gobbling up pies, fatty
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>>268615270
They're not too shabby. I much prefer steamed broccoli or asparagus though.
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>>268615429
suck my dick nerd
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>>268615162
only if the reward is some pumpkin pie bro

or if your dick is big and you cum bucket loads
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>>268615398
Not even gay man, sometimes the tissues are just too far away.
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>>268614045
You want to eat your own cum?
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>>268615270
I refuse to eat any food that is green.
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>>268615470
Yeah, tell that to your dad.
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>>268615398
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Only children don't like pumpkin pie
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>>268615572
Only children like Bill Murray.
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>>268615270
I fuckin love those little guys, dude.

Mine up a little bacon and toss em in a skillet with the sprouts for some good eatin
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>>268615504
Did Shrek rape you in your bed or something? What do you have against green food?
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>>268614638
>it's a cake
Are you fucking retarded or something
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>>268615572
Or non 'mericans that have never had one but know it sucks shit because pumpkin sucks shit.
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>>268615504
When I was small, I had a book of short stories. One of them was about a boy who wouldn't eat green vegetables because he simply HATED the color green. Corn, tomatoes, cauliflower? Fine. Lettuce? Could go fuck itself.

His parents solved the problem by hiring a scientist to build a machine that would turn green vegetables into other colors.
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>>268613985
based turkey day coming up
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>>268614330
Sweet potatoes are for poor people
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It's not a real thanksgiving without these babies.
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>>268615806
But sweet potatoes taste better that idaho potatoes
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>>268615751

i'll fight you
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>>268615889
They taste like shit.
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What is it with people enjoying pumpkin? It tastes the way that raw sewage smells.
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>>268615762
Who /smoked turkey/ here?
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>>268614678
>not cold pumpkin pie
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>>268615889
Normal, average, bland potatoes >>>>>>>>> "sweet" potatoes
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Are you guys ready for Thanksgiving?
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>>268615762
>eating turkey on thanksgiving

I make ham, big honey baked fresh ham. I make ham on Christmas too. I also make ham on Independence Day, and eat leftovers from xmas on New Years.
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>>268615960
kaker always makes oven roasted turkey. it's meh. I eat the shit out of some Ham too. kaker is what we call my based granny
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>>268615470
>cleaning up at all
>not letting your semen run free as you grow your empire
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>>268616095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
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>>268616095
>chicken
>thanksgiving

No. Not even the poorest of people do this.
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>>268616104
yup, oven roasted ham and turkey is what i feast on. its gud
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>>268613985

>Love the taste of pumpkin pie
>can't stand the texture
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>>268616118
She probably just doesn't k
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>>268615540
oh shit
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>>268615504
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>>268616291
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>>268616278
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Why does /ck/ raid us so much?

Actually how is /ck/? Never been there, do they just talk about high-skill cooking shit or is "hotpockets+, get the most out of your hotpockets!"-the board? Might go there, since i am starting to get into cooking.
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>>268616095
Thanksgiving was last week.
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>>268616278
And another anon drops dead while typing out his post

rip in puppies ;_;7
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>>268616104
>not having ham AND turkey
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>>268616425
its not even november yet you dumb nigger
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>>268615751

>Europeans
>knowing anything about food

muh frogs legs, muh haggis
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>>268616390
It's a mix of both, but mostly middle of the line normal cooking. Not high-skill or overly complicated, and not microwaving. Lots of people asking about the business, lots of people asking about which mixer is better, and so on too.
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I don't eat food while playing vidya because I don't want to associate the taste with it forever.

Some tastes can be good, like eating pizza while watching a movie but it has to have the right taste otherwise I'll associate it forever and not be able to enjoy it as much.
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>>268616497
I refuse to eat green things and poultry.
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>>268616095
>tfw Canadian
>tfw had a big pre thanksgiving drinking party with coworkers
>not really a partygoer or drinker, only one of few times I've actually gone out
>ended up going out and having a fantastic time
>drank way too much
>came home and was throwing up like a mad man
>threw up so muchstarting throwing up blood and bile
>spent the entirety of thanksgiving in bed, or throwing up
>I was too sick, and family didn't want to eat thanksgiving without me
>tfw you ruined your families thanksgiving

I'll never live this down...
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>>268616565
Pizza forever tastes like Miyazaki movies to me. Just as they smell like rarely cleaned carpet.
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I've got a butternut squash the size of a magma drake bad dragon dildo, what should I make with it?
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>>268616425
not in the only nation that matters
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>>268616390

I wonder if there is elitism there too...
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>>268616536
>The only europeans are scottishfags and frenchfags.
>Implying american cuisine is even half as diverse as europian.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
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>>268615751
shut your whore mouth you mess with the wrong people
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>>268616425
Fuck off Canada no one cares about the abomination you call thanksgiving.
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>>268615075
/v/ is too young to know what this is.
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>>268616792

>European "cuisine" diverse

heh
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>>268615075
>awful remake ruined everything, even the gameplay
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>>268616732
I just cube it and roast it in the over if I'm feeling lazy
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>>268616732
"magma drake" is not a dragon dildo
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>>268615960
I thought I didn't like turkey until I had smoked turkey. That shit is AMAZING.
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>not enjoying pumpkin pie
No wonder you guys are fucking faggots, you hate the best pie in the world. This thread has fucking pleb taste in pies.
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>>268614045
Dude... not cool she's my mom! *slaps face*
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>>268616761
>Buying the Super Mixer 6000
>Not the Ingredient Fucker X

Enjoy your noheatingmixing
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>>268616390
You must come to /ck/. it's a great board. I learned how to make steak tartare there.
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>>268616792
Jokes on you, American cuisine is like American culture: a melting pot. We eat everything from all cultures.
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>>268615470
Just let it run down your chest, man.
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>>268617186
>eating meat
ayy lmao
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>>268616862
>Expecting knewfigs to have eaten discontinued products

It's all about Mudokon Pops now, bro
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>>268615889
>taste better that idaho potatoes
I will fucking fight you, gayboi.
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>>268617186
I went there once and the top thread was a debate on if it's morally okay to eat meat, or mass produced meat or some shit, and the thread following it was the /ck/ version of blogshit and tfwnogf shit followed by a eceleb/cooking celeb thread.

I just want to learn some easy dessert recipes that don't need a mixer and are cheap and easy to make, but i don't think /ck/ is the place for that.
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>>268615270
Asparagus is better.
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>>268617678
It's just not the placing for cooking, just like /g/ isn't the place for technology and /v/ isn't the place for video games.
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>>268617767
I'd rather eat eggplants before eating asparagus
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>>268617207

I'm sure there will be a couple of angry Europeans but it's true.

European cuisine basically stagnated, the US took the best Europe had to offer, as well as cuisine from south America and made it better.
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>>268617678
Better go get upboated then, queerboy, since starting a thread is apparently too scary for you.
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>>268616425
Fuck off, Canada.
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>>268617928
Are you promoting the idea of posting before lurking a board to learn the enviroment/culture? You are a fag enabler.
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I used to love pumpkin pie but now whenever I eat it my eyes swell up and get all irritated and it looks like they were attacked by a swarm of bees.

That didn't used to happen.
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>>268618164
Fuck bees.
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>>268616732
Cut in half, and cook in oven with a little brown sugar.
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>>268617305
>not eating meat
hahaha
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>>268618443
>Toasting toast with a toaster.
hahaha
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>>268618647
>microwaving soup with a microwave
hahaha
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>>268613985
>pumpkin pie
>hot
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Thank you anon, you're very kind


apple is better
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>>268618121
You said you didn't even look at more than 2 fucking threads. I just went and the majority of threads are about fucking cooking. The first thread I saw was on how to make a real spicy sauce.
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>>268615270
I always thought they were gross as a kid cause my parents would get frozen ones and boil or steam them

My dad started getting fresh ones and sauteing them with garlic and onions, shit's pretty awesome.
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Coconut Cream pie is the best pie.

Objectively.
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>>268619186
this is the only right answer
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>>268616390
there should be /trek/ board>>268614301
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>>268619186
>Coconut

I don't know about pies, but that shit is worst when it comes to juices. I love all juices but if they have even a hint of coconut that shit takes over all flavors and sucks dick in general. Bounty is pretty good candy tho.
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>>268619186
>coconut
fucking gross
Lemon Meringue is best pie
Key lime is decent too
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You faggots with your sweet pies are weird.

The best pie is a meat pie.
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>>268618972
>>268619186
OFFICIAL PIE POWER RANKINGS

1. CHERRY
2. PUMPKIN

POWER GAP

20. PEACH

POWER GAP

90. COCONUT CREAM

MEGA POWER GAP

900. BLUEBERRY

POWER GAP

9000. RASPBERRY

ULTRA POWER GAP

900000000001. APPLE PIE
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>>268619380
Isn't that /tv/?
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>>268619507
Sweeney Todd pls go
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>>268619485
KEY LIME IS "VERY" DECENT
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>>268619565
100% correct
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>>268613985
>pumpkin pie
>fresh from over
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>>268619589
People on 4chan watch things on a television?
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aw yeah nigga gimmie some of dat pie and some milk and some grand strategy

awww fuck germany bitches but its k scotland strong highlander niggers
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>>268619565
I don't think I ever had cherry pie, am I missing out?
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>>268615120
>>268615120
>>268615063
I also enjoy making out with partners after I bust a nut in their mouth

same as making out with vag juice in ur mouth really no its not what am i saying
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>>268619565
I know it's distasteful to break character, but I love /v/'s tier lists over the most inane, unimportant things.
Makes me giggle like a retard every time.
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>tfw just cum in my boxers every time
>make my mom clean them

haha I'm 23
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>>268619934
That gives me a boner
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>>268619820
Holy shit, yes

It's eye-opening. Everything about it is fantastic. Its crust.. the melted cherry juice.. the soft, hot cherries...
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>>268619589
What does a board about shitposting and memes have to do with Star Trek?
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>>268619749
nah man everyone knows /tv/ doesnt watch tv and movies, they just read the wikipedia articles about them and talk shit.
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>you share a board with people who dislike pumpkin pie
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>>268619565
>cherry

fucking gross
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>>268616390
/ck/ is populated by disgusting whiteo piggu that pour spicy shit over everything cause they love "flavor"

americans are disgusting
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>>268619991
>implying power rankings aren't an /sp/ meme
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>>268619565
>apple pie
>not at least 2nd
you have objectively shit taste
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Am I the only one here who likes Pumpkin Pie?
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>>268620129
Just like /v/
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How does /v/ prepare its salmon?
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>>268620285
How about I prepare my dick in your boypussy?
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>>268620129
this is honestly far more accurate than I'd like to admit
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Apple Pie is the "Dane Cook" of pies. Prove me wrong.
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>>268620383
You have to take me out to dinner first :3c
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>>268620112
Is it supposed to be like that? Because it looks very liquidy, where i am from when we make fruit pies thick marmalade is always used.
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>>268620441
THIS
H
I
S

If you like apple pie you are subhuman. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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>>268620285
I hate salmon.
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>>268615889
better for you too
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>>268620480
shit, I'm sorry
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>>268620285
buy frozen (cheaper and just as fresh as the salmon in the deli if you don't live near the sea), brush on butter/oil and whatever seasoning you want, throw on medium high grill, skin down.

continue to brush on seasoning and flip a few times for about 25 minutes. crispy, flaky outside, moist perfectly done inside.
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>>268613985
You got any chess pie?
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>>268620285
Salmon a shit. Just make turkey, mayo and cucumber sandwich like every other patrician-taste anon.
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>>268620285
I dont eat fish very often. I mean I like it, but I'am like the only one in my family who does so noone buys any. otherwise the only fish we ever get is tuna and fishsticks.
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>>268620119
Just checked /tv/ i immediately found a startrek post so yeh
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>>268620675
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our pies. Especially since they're good taste and all
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>>268613985
Why yes, thank you anon that's very nice of you to offer.
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>>268613985
>warm pumpkin pie
jesus mom you are such a faggot
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>>268620212
Oh child...
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Pie is for fatties.

Stop being fat.
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>>268620758
>cucumber

STOP IT. STOP THIS. STOP PUTTING THEM IN YOUR SANDWICHES.
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>>268620923
>putting cucumbers anywhere near anything you're about to eat
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>>268620865
Is that you "WATER ONLY, YOU FUCKING PIGS"-gamefuel anon? Liberate us!
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>>268616927
Was it really that bad? The reviews were good.
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>>268620784

>my family
>I live with my family
>my family grocery shops for me
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>>268617186
Browsing /ck/ makes me hungry and I hate the feeling of my mouth watering
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>>268621118
I'm assuming he's married with children or a guy who just lives with his family

either way there's nothing wrong with that bro
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>>268621087
Water only fags are posers. The real master race is distilled water only.
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>>268620285
roasted over a campfire with a little pepper and salt
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They're called tarts you uneducated mongoloids
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>>268620202
>share

I'm letting you see outside through a closed window.
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>>268620923
Why? They are cruchy and taste great with a touch of salt and go very well with bird meat like chicken. Hell i like them so much i just eat them raw with some salt as a snack.

Get some taste you faggot.
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>>268621268
Pickes > Cucumbers
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>>268620212
He wasn't implying that, he was saying /v/ does them better
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>>268621118
I cant cook anon. when someone asks what I had for dinner once, I said I had a macaroni casserole with a nice tomato sauce.
It was really just Kraft mac and cheese with ketchup
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>>268620285
Professional chef here

>>268620723
>Cook fish in an over with no seal for 25 minutes.

HAAH WAAW
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>>268619749
star trek is on netflix
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>>268621251
They're called crunchy wunchy wibbly wobbly fruity wooty cakey diddly doos
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>>268613985

Tried it once, never again.
Shit flavor.
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>>268620285
The only fish I eat is canned tuna, and even then only occasionally. Seafood is gross.
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Having baked like, at least a thousand pies in my life, I can tell that pie did not just come out of the oven.

First of all, this lady is touching the fucking pan. Second, the ribbing around the crust does not even match the pan. So, did you bake a pie and then put it in another pie dish for some crazy reason? A normal person would put it on a platter.

Now, even if you were a crazy person who moves freshly cooked pies from their pan into another pan, I wouldn't want this fucking pie. It is clearly under cooked. The crust looks doughy, and the filling does not appear to be cooked at all. Where are the heat cracks and the browning?

I would rather eat anon's creampie out of your mom's vagina.
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>>268621393
>professional chef here
where do you work? can you cook for me
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>>268621219
>Not juices.

Pineapple or blood orange master race here.
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>>268614045
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>268621582
I wish I saved those reaction images from that Ito thread
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>>268621581
Im in Scotland m8, I dont think so
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>>268615270
Absolutely based

Just steam those little shits, toss them in some butter and pop em in your mouth.

>mfw the little faggot kid characters on cartoons always complain about eating them

Git sum good taste faggots
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>>268621582
>There are people in this thread who don't religiously drink tetrachloric acid.
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>>268621695
>>268615420
wrong
>>268615694

this guy gets it, sprouts were made for bacon and pancetta
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>>268621682
Can you make a cooking show so you can teach me? You should do it while wearing an eyepatch
Oh and hows Scotland? I love bagpipes
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>>268620080
I gave myself a boner, now i gotta figure out to call my trap hookup or my nerdy tiny white girl
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>>268616862
Its from borderlands right?
I know its oddworld
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>>268621837
its 4am and this conversation is to surreal for me
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>>268615758

What a great story. Thanks for sharing. Saved.
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>>268621942
It's 6am here and i can't go to bed because people might reply and i have to call them fags because cooking and shit is serious shit. I have to get up in 2 hours.
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>>268616390
It's a mix, but it's more on the side of a few genuinely skilled people, and a fair amount of of people who are just hobbyists, who like to look at food, or just want to talk about something food and drink related.

It's a nice board anyway, go over and visit.
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>>268619609
Fuck you, man. True blue steak pie is the fucking shit.
The cheaper the better. Bonus is the meat is suspicious.
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>>268622194
I cannot feel this feel enough.

I better go to bed and try not to wake up my Girlfriend
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>>268616390

I don't usually board-tan, but I actually find it amusing /ck/ keeps /v/isiting despite being in a relationship with /co/.

The implications.
>>
>>268622337
Not him, but I really do like listening to bagpipes, I don't know why
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>>268621251
you mum's a tart
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>>268622284
>steak and onion.

Poor mans mince and mealie pie.

Best pie is pic related
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>>268620923
>This fucking peasant doesn't eat cucumber sandwiches during tea time
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>>268621268
Get out, we don't like your kind here.
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>>268622585
thanks for making me hungry
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>>268622529
Dont really know how anyone not scottish could enjoy them. The only way i enjoy it is in the wistful, national pride sort of way. And it doens't last for long.

I voted no
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>>268621837
>Oh and hows Scotland?
You mean Britain? AH AH AH AH
>>
>>268622698
That all night bakery might still have some m8
>>268622769
But we wanted to stay a part of the union, whats so funny anon?
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>>268622585
That is fucking disgusting. Where is the brown?
>>
>>268622846
>we
Not all of you, and it is at those to whom I laugh.
>>
>>268622551

Snap, crackle, pop m8!
>>
warm pumpkin pie is god tier with fresh whipped cream on top
>>
>>268622884
>brown with cheese
You're a fucking degenerate

>>268623019
Why would you laugh at people who have had their hopes and dreams crushed? That doesnt really seem like something a normal person would do. I suspect you have some autistic tendencies as you are unable to show empathy
>>
>>268623195
>Why would you laugh at people who have had their hopes and dreams crushed?
Is this a serious question?
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>>268613985
No thanks, I'm on /v/ so chances are I already have a fat enough ass.

I'll take some chitlins do
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>>268623362
Yes.

Just think about it for a minute
>>
>>268623195
>Why would you laugh at people who have had their hopes and dreams crushed? That doesnt really seem like something a normal person would do. I suspect you have some autistic tendencies as you are unable to show empathy

>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg
>>
>>268623447
Why are you here if you don't know the answer?
>>
>>268623540
Its a rhetorical question. Im not asking why you laugh at people in the sense of i dont understand, im asking why you think its acceptable for you to laugh at someone in that way?
>>
>>268613985
Hi, /v/. /mu/ here. What music do you guys enjoy listening to, besides game OSTs?
>>
>>268623684
I don't think you understand what rhetorical means.
>>
>>268617916
>Yuros will never know the glory of a KenTaco Hut
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>>268623697
Daft Punk
>>
>>268623697
>besides OSTs
where do you think you are?
I like a little of everything, but I really enjoy classical
>>
>>268619565
Where does rhubarb rank?
What about boysenberry?
this tier list leaves much relevant data out.

Also, while apple pie may be over rated, it is by no means that far down the ladder.
>>
>>268623831
Normally I get subpar food from those locations, though some of the best tbell I've had was from a dual kfc so it's not saying much.
>inb4 >subpar
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>>268623697
squarepusher
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>>268623697
The blackest of metal as well as Bob Dylan
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>>268623697
this past week
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>/v/ has better food threads than /ck/
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>>268624182
>/v/ is good at everything that isn't video games
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>>268623697
Folk punk, math rock, synthpop, acoustic indie.

Been really obsessed with McCafferty and The Microphones especially recently. I recommend you guys listen to pic related as it's pretty accessible. Seriously, drop everything and listen to it right now.
>>
>thanksgiving
>not going black friday shopping
fucking plebs
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>>268623697
All kinds of metal, anime OSTs, jazz, trip-hop, d'n'b, dubstep, all kinds of chill music, piano instrumentals, post-rock, ambient, tribal stuff. I fucking love music and can't live without it.
>>
Banana Cream Pie > Coconut Cream Pie

Faggots.
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>>268620285
Lemon, dill, salt, oven for 30 minutes to bake.

Sometimes I buy cheap terryaki sauce at the store and brush it with it every ten minutes or so. Makes it more moist and tender if you like that sort of thing.
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>>268624105
fucking great stuff, ya cunt
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>>268621393
Why don't you tell us how you prepare your salmon mister professional chef?

I am genuinely curious.
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Non here eat pecan pie or blueberry pie?
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>>268621009
Cucumber water is pretty refreshing. Other than that ehhhh.
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>>268624379
>any cream pie
I seriously hope you guys don't eat this.
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>>268624580
pecan pie is dry and disgusting and blueberry pie is a fucking mess, its more like a slosh than a pie
>>
>>268624580
Pecan pie is fucking amazing.

fuck fruitfags and their disgusting concoctions. I fucking love nuts.
>>
>>268624682
>not liking cream pies

Wow, what a gay faggot.
>>
>>268623697
>Implying I listen to music

I have no idea about music so I usually just listen to the same handell keyboard suites on repeat or the occasional other well known piece of classical music. I really don't know what I am doing.
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>>268624361
>I fucking love music and can't live without it.

My nigga. Now I'm at the point where I only want to listen to music when I have down time; vidyas almost nonexistent for me :/

I don't know how Im supposed to feel.
>>
>>268624682
your mom loves my creampies
>>
>>268624862
Start by listening to songza or pandora. Just expose yourself to as many genres as possible and then start exploring your favorites.

It can drastically change your life.
>>
>>268624959
I'd say do whatever you enjoy doing. You can always come back to games, it's not like you have to abandon them forever.
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>>268625104
My fetish is cream pies
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>>268625263
This. Pandora is great.
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>>268625398
>not tummy puddles
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>>268625293
Yeah that's true. I mean I still enjoy playing Bf4 (I know) here and there. It's just not my focus at the moment. Like you said, that could always change.
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>>268625263
I have tried that lastFM thing, but most of the recommendations first require you to know what you like to find more like it and I really don't know what I like. And on the off chance I have something in mind I do want to here more like it usually never recommends anything similar. Are those site's any better at that? I guess if they are I ought to try them, but it's not as if I can't find anything I like on that service. I do occasionally find something I kind of like, but I really have no idea what makes me like it since I have no idea about music.

I'm sorry for being difficult anon, this just all seems very confusing.
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>>268625787
Music is shit anyway. The only reason you should need it is to drown out other noise.
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>>268625410
Check out songza anon, I discovered it a few months ago and I've been loving it <3 I've yet to listen to a commercial. & the music selection is tight
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