Would you like a piece of pumpkin pie while you game, /v/? It's fresh from the oven.
I actually made a pumpkin pie yesterday and I've still got a couple slices left over. It was delicious.
Pumpkin pies are shit. Cheese pies are best, especially those with feta cheese or mozarela.
>Shit tier pumpkin
>Not sweet potato with marshmallows
Fucking disgusting pigs.
>touching the crust
>TOUCHING THE CRUST
GET YOUR DERELICT APPENDAGES OFF THERE YOU DISGUSTIOD
Only the dead can know peace from such shit taste.
Someone has been masturbating into your pies.
I'm so sorry this is how you had to find out.
>pumpkin pie is disgusting.
Fixed that for you, you fucking jabroni.
>hot pumpkin pie
AHAHAHAHAH THIS BITCH DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SERVE PIE HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB BITCH TRYIN TO SERVE ME HOT PUMPKIN PIE HAHAHAHAH NIGGA YOU SERVE DAT SHIT ROOM TEMP AHAHAHAHAH YOU THE DUMBEST CUNT ON THE EARTH
>eating pumpkin pie
>not eating based apple pie
Yes, I would. Thank you for your generosity and pie.
pecan is best pie, tho
I love brussel sprouts, how about you guys?
They're like miniature cabbages
You queers are pretty disgusting.
They're not too shabby. I much prefer steamed broccoli or asparagus though.
When I was small, I had a book of short stories. One of them was about a boy who wouldn't eat green vegetables because he simply HATED the color green. Corn, tomatoes, cauliflower? Fine. Lettuce? Could go fuck itself.
His parents solved the problem by hiring a scientist to build a machine that would turn green vegetables into other colors.
>eating turkey on thanksgiving
I make ham, big honey baked fresh ham. I make ham on Christmas too. I also make ham on Independence Day, and eat leftovers from xmas on New Years.
>cleaning up at all
>not letting your semen run free as you grow your empire
>Love the taste of pumpkin pie
>can't stand the texture
Why does /ck/ raid us so much?
Actually how is /ck/? Never been there, do they just talk about high-skill cooking shit or is "hotpockets+, get the most out of your hotpockets!"-the board? Might go there, since i am starting to get into cooking.
And another anon drops dead while typing out his post
rip in puppies ;_;7
It's a mix of both, but mostly middle of the line normal cooking. Not high-skill or overly complicated, and not microwaving. Lots of people asking about the business, lots of people asking about which mixer is better, and so on too.
I don't eat food while playing vidya because I don't want to associate the taste with it forever.
Some tastes can be good, like eating pizza while watching a movie but it has to have the right taste otherwise I'll associate it forever and not be able to enjoy it as much.
>tfw had a big pre thanksgiving drinking party with coworkers
>not really a partygoer or drinker, only one of few times I've actually gone out
>ended up going out and having a fantastic time
>drank way too much
>came home and was throwing up like a mad man
>threw up so much
starting throwing up blood and bile
>spent the entirety of thanksgiving in bed, or throwing up
>I was too sick, and family didn't want to eat thanksgiving without me
>tfw you ruined your families thanksgiving
I'll never live this down...
I've got a butternut squash the size of a magma drake bad dragon dildo, what should I make with it?
not in the only nation that matters
>The only europeans are scottishfags and frenchfags.
>Implying american cuisine is even half as diverse as europian.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
I just cube it and roast it in the over if I'm feeling lazy
>Buying the Super Mixer 6000
>Not the Ingredient Fucker X
>Expecting knewfigs to have eaten discontinued products
It's all about Mudokon Pops now, bro
I went there once and the top thread was a debate on if it's morally okay to eat meat, or mass produced meat or some shit, and the thread following it was the /ck/ version of blogshit and tfwnogf shit followed by a eceleb/cooking celeb thread.
I just want to learn some easy dessert recipes that don't need a mixer and are cheap and easy to make, but i don't think /ck/ is the place for that.
I'm sure there will be a couple of angry Europeans but it's true.
European cuisine basically stagnated, the US took the best Europe had to offer, as well as cuisine from south America and made it better.
Are you promoting the idea of posting before lurking a board to learn the enviroment/culture? You are a fag enabler.
I used to love pumpkin pie but now whenever I eat it my eyes swell up and get all irritated and it looks like they were attacked by a swarm of bees.
That didn't used to happen.
>Toasting toast with a toaster.
You said you didn't even look at more than 2 fucking threads. I just went and the majority of threads are about fucking cooking. The first thread I saw was on how to make a real spicy sauce.
I always thought they were gross as a kid cause my parents would get frozen ones and boil or steam them
My dad started getting fresh ones and sauteing them with garlic and onions, shit's pretty awesome.
there should be /trek/ board>>268614301
I don't know about pies, but that shit is worst when it comes to juices. I love all juices but if they have even a hint of coconut that shit takes over all flavors and sucks dick in general. Bounty is pretty good candy tho.
OFFICIAL PIE POWER RANKINGS
90. COCONUT CREAM
MEGA POWER GAP
ULTRA POWER GAP
900000000001. APPLE PIE
>fresh from over
People on 4chan watch things on a television?
Holy shit, yes
It's eye-opening. Everything about it is fantastic. Its crust.. the melted cherry juice.. the soft, hot cherries...
Apple Pie is the "Dane Cook" of pies. Prove me wrong.
Is it supposed to be like that? Because it looks very liquidy, where i am from when we make fruit pies thick marmalade is always used.
buy frozen (cheaper and just as fresh as the salmon in the deli if you don't live near the sea), brush on butter/oil and whatever seasoning you want, throw on medium high grill, skin down.
continue to brush on seasoning and flip a few times for about 25 minutes. crispy, flaky outside, moist perfectly done inside.
Just checked /tv/ i immediately found a startrek post so yeh
>warm pumpkin pie
jesus mom you are such a faggot
STOP IT. STOP THIS. STOP PUTTING THEM IN YOUR SANDWICHES.
>putting cucumbers anywhere near anything you're about to eat
Why? They are cruchy and taste great with a touch of salt and go very well with bird meat like chicken. Hell i like them so much i just eat them raw with some salt as a snack.
Get some taste you faggot.
I cant cook anon. when someone asks what I had for dinner once, I said I had a macaroni casserole with a nice tomato sauce.
It was really just Kraft mac and cheese with ketchup
Having baked like, at least a thousand pies in my life, I can tell that pie did not just come out of the oven.
First of all, this lady is touching the fucking pan. Second, the ribbing around the crust does not even match the pan. So, did you bake a pie and then put it in another pie dish for some crazy reason? A normal person would put it on a platter.
Now, even if you were a crazy person who moves freshly cooked pies from their pan into another pan, I wouldn't want this fucking pie. It is clearly under cooked. The crust looks doughy, and the filling does not appear to be cooked at all. Where are the heat cracks and the browning?
I would rather eat anon's creampie out of your mom's vagina.
Pineapple or blood orange master race here.
Just steam those little shits, toss them in some butter and pop em in your mouth.
>mfw the little faggot kid characters on cartoons always complain about eating them
Git sum good taste faggots
It's 6am here and i can't go to bed because people might reply and i have to call them fags because cooking and shit is serious shit. I have to get up in 2 hours.
It's a mix, but it's more on the side of a few genuinely skilled people, and a fair amount of of people who are just hobbyists, who like to look at food, or just want to talk about something food and drink related.
It's a nice board anyway, go over and visit.
Fuck you, man. True blue steak pie is the fucking shit.
The cheaper the better. Bonus is the meat is suspicious.
>steak and onion.
Poor mans mince and mealie pie.
Best pie is pic related
>This fucking peasant doesn't eat cucumber sandwiches during tea time
Get out, we don't like your kind here.
>brown with cheese
You're a fucking degenerate
Why would you laugh at people who have had their hopes and dreams crushed? That doesnt really seem like something a normal person would do. I suspect you have some autistic tendencies as you are unable to show empathy
No thanks, I'm on /v/ so chances are I already have a fat enough ass.
I'll take some chitlins do
>Why would you laugh at people who have had their hopes and dreams crushed? That doesnt really seem like something a normal person would do. I suspect you have some autistic tendencies as you are unable to show empathy
Its a rhetorical question. Im not asking why you laugh at people in the sense of i dont understand, im asking why you think its acceptable for you to laugh at someone in that way?
>Yuros will never know the glory of a KenTaco Hut
Where does rhubarb rank?
What about boysenberry?
this tier list leaves much relevant data out.
Also, while apple pie may be over rated, it is by no means that far down the ladder.
Folk punk, math rock, synthpop, acoustic indie.
Been really obsessed with McCafferty and The Microphones especially recently. I recommend you guys listen to pic related as it's pretty accessible. Seriously, drop everything and listen to it right now.
All kinds of metal, anime OSTs, jazz, trip-hop, d'n'b, dubstep, all kinds of chill music, piano instrumentals, post-rock, ambient, tribal stuff. I fucking love music and can't live without it.
Lemon, dill, salt, oven for 30 minutes to bake.
Sometimes I buy cheap terryaki sauce at the store and brush it with it every ten minutes or so. Makes it more moist and tender if you like that sort of thing.
>any cream pie
I seriously hope you guys don't eat this.
>Implying I listen to music
I have no idea about music so I usually just listen to the same handell keyboard suites on repeat or the occasional other well known piece of classical music. I really don't know what I am doing.
>I fucking love music and can't live without it.
My nigga. Now I'm at the point where I only want to listen to music when I have down time; vidyas almost nonexistent for me :/
I don't know how Im supposed to feel.
I have tried that lastFM thing, but most of the recommendations first require you to know what you like to find more like it and I really don't know what I like. And on the off chance I have something in mind I do want to here more like it usually never recommends anything similar. Are those site's any better at that? I guess if they are I ought to try them, but it's not as if I can't find anything I like on that service. I do occasionally find something I kind of like, but I really have no idea what makes me like it since I have no idea about music.
I'm sorry for being difficult anon, this just all seems very confusing.