Is James gonna commit Sudoku pretty soon? >going bald >wasted

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

No one believed me when I said James owes a massive debt to his investors. No one believed me when I said that this 'movie' needed more pick-up shots and re-shoots but James couldn't afford it since he was in so much debt. No one believed me when I said James got literally laughed out of the bank trying to get some extra funds. No one believed me when I said James lacks technical and practical knowledge to shoot something with a budget over $300. No one believed me when I said extras and actors made cruel jokes about James with him being in earshot and James pretending like he didn't hear it. No one believed me when I said this movie was going to be a massive pile of shit that couldn't even be saved with some clever editing. No one believed me when I said I was involved in the production of this atrocity.

Do you believe me now?

>>268568707
no

>>268567891
It's like you just found out who he is and try to be upset about it on the internet.
Besides, he makes a lot more money off youtube now since the let's plays with mike, all videos get a ton of views and they do that every week. And he knows it's shit content, but that's all he can do for people in short time and additional monies.

>>268568853
shut up james

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>>268567891
You just put a huge dampener on my day anon

>>268568707
not at all
but really, you seem like a really sad person

>all those shitty rumors that were made up by /v/ and /tv/
No. James is fine. He should retire the Nerd, though.

HEY THIS IS MY COPYPASTA STOP STEALING MY OC

A succubus already has his soul, he's fucked either way.

>>268567891
Who fucking cares?

I don't follow these people but I'd like to see a picture of this man's wife and hear how we know she cuckolds him.

>>268567891

The balding cuckold nerd can't even make a half-decent video with the movie out of the way. It's ogre for him.

We were doing a exterior shoot involving quite a few extras. Everything was arranged for them, catering, wardrobe etc. The only thing the extras needed to do was getting to the actual location. Now, since is a low-budget movie a lot of extras were friends/family of other crew members/actors, so naturally there were a lot of people who hadn't heard about James Rolfe or AVGN up until that day. One of the supporting actors was grabbing something to eat, talking to his friends who were extras when I overheard them talking about how childish the script was and how they felt they were being pranked because "No sane person would actual put these fucking words on paper". Mind you, James was about 30 feet away from them, there wasn't a way he couldn't have heard that. "Well, at least I'm getting paid" said the actor, and they all had a little chuckle because the extras were there for free. Hours went by as James got visibly more agitated because a lot of extras weren't taking this serious enough and eventually a couple of them just left because James got very hostile. He even shouted "Why doesn't anyone fucking listen to me" during one point and about 25 people laughed out loud, thinking this was some kind of joke James was playing. Unfortunately for James, he was being serious. Also, the actor who talked shit about James behind his back didn't receive full payment either because James didn't have the money or he overheard what he was saying.

>>268567891
he is a well known and well loved person, if even the majority of this board don't sudoku he won't sudoku either

Why are you posting these threads

>>268570489

>Fine
>Confirmed SJW wife
>Balding
>Made an objectively shitty movie
>Cucked in his own movie.

OP, do you have to post this exact thread every fuckin day? we're all quite aware of the tragic saga of James and the Giant Bitch

>>268567891

James actually flies over to London quite often I suppose using his Youtube income to fund this, I know this because I'm not the only person to have seen him. He tried to buy a game with American dollars and looked confused when the store owner told him that was the wrong kind of money. James looked confused and actually dropped $10 on the floor, he picked it up scratched his ear or something then scurried away.

>OP is an autist that has a hateboner for James so much that he has to make up shit about him and spam threads on /v/ and /tv/

Look at that punchable face
Jesus christ if I saw him in real life I'd spit on him and see what he does

His cuckold ass won't do a damn thing cause he's a little fuckin bitch, that's what he is

god damnit

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He's going to take you back to his pad.

To NTR his wife if you're black.

He'd rather have a potato, beta cuck baby from Tyrone.

He'd rather have, a narcassistic wife, with Ashkenazi genetic issues.

He's the baldest gamer you've ever heard.

He's the angry cuckold nerd.

He's the angry beta SJW whipped wife nerd.

>>268567891
who gives a fuck go discuss this in youtube comments you cunts

pasta madness

>>268570489

>He should retire the Nerd, though.

What's he gonna do then? Is he capable of real work? What did he do before jewtubing?

>>268573242
The baby part is despicable, you really shouldn't make someone who never had a choice part of this shit.

yet another sap with a cunt wife. You'd think men would see the trend and stop getting married, but I guess they'll find out once they get divorced.

>>268575153
Video editing for a local news provider.

>>268575153
>What did he do before jewtubing?

Recorded/directed/edited instruction videos for heavy machinery and other industrial equipment.

Not a bad job when you think about it, as someone who likes doing movies. By now he probably wishes that job back.

>>268575373
your english is all fucked up. I don't know whether you mean they shouldn't have ever had the baby, or if that guy shouldn't make fun of the baby

>>268575464
Sorry, I specifically meant that this is what he was doing prior to YT fame. Although he'll probably be going back to it soon enough.

where did le hair go

>>268575546
Clearly that you shouldn't make fun of a disabled baby just because his father is a cuck e-celebrity.

It's fucking lower than 4chan, really.

>>268575529

>Not a bad job when you think about it, as someone who likes doing movies.

Probably a horrible job for someone that wants to make movies. Who wants to do those kinds of movies? But i guess it's a lot better than most lpers could manage.

>>268575660
well you literally said you shouldn't make someone like that, but I see what you mean now.

>>268575789
People who like documentary filming like Werner Herzog.

I can think of a million worse jobs, I mean, Nerd obviously pays him more money, but the emotional damage...maybe he ought to count his blessings, cut it and go back to a real job or just keep vlogging about games and movies on the side like he already does.

>>268575660

All retards should be aborted, or enslaved both as workers and sex toys.

Ha! This thread is grand. Look at all the neckbeard losers jealous that they'll never be movie directors like James.

>>268567891
>Is James gonna commit Sudoku pretty soon?
>going bald
You should grow up OP.
2/10 men DONT bald.

>>268575934
Yea, make someone part of it. I know it was worded a bit poorly, but eh.

>>268576038

You can't compare documentaries to doing instruction films.

>>268576116
>2/10 men DONT bald.
explain?

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>>268567891
>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

And once again, I said all of this from the start. STFU pretending to be surprised, you attention-whoring faggot.

>>268576350

Ugly men don't bald

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where does the cuck rumor come from

>>268576315
No, but someone who likes shooting documentaries would probably not have a problem with shooting video instructions to bulldozers and shit.

Heavy machinery is cool dawg.

>>268576412
T-thanks

>>268576509

Y-you're welcome

>>268576474

>Heavy machinery is cool dawg.

Tru dat

>>268576350
Men go bald.

Boys don't.

I don't get it, why do people feel the need to shit on the nerd and make up outrageously offensive bullshit?

It's kinda weird.

>>268576350
2 out of 10 men do not bald

>>268567891

>Liking or giving a shit about what the Irate Gamer says.

He was always a shit. Sounds like jealous faggotry because he was never good.

>>268576419
/v/ and /tv/'s pathetic obsession with NTR

>>268576650
>jealousy

>>268567891
Let's focus on the important part here:

>rumors of being a cuck

Elaborate.

>>268576042
>Implying his kid is retarded

>>268576419
Anon's ass

>>268576419

His wife is an SJW, and in his own movie despite that the female lead was build up as his love interest the nigger gets the girl instead even though they hardly had any development together.

>>268576650

Nothing is made up, Mike.

>>268577484

hahahahahaahahahahahaha

Motherfucker Mike is banging James' wife with his 11 inch cock everyday

>says he has an SJW wife
>doesn't acknowledge James was married when he made the atari porn video
>which had rape jokes
>also the magnavox Odyssey episode
>also the latest beetlejuice episode.

>>268576912
James suffers of the same malady Burch suffered from: A wife he can't control.

>>268575373
This is the most DISGUSTING Reddit post I have ever read.

>>268567891
>rumors of being a cuck
Oh please.

>>268567891

Wow is it time for the weekly shit post?

>>268575373
I'm going to make fun of whoever I god damn want you fucking sjw plebbit scum. Go on, run over to SRS or tumblr crying about how I raped you.

>>268578019
>weekly

this is thrice daily

>>268577932
>>268578076

ow the edge
:^)

>>268577809
His wife had far less control back then.

>>268577484
And he himself wrote it that way?

>>268578295
Maybe you missed the last stanza in his post.

>>268578585
>stanza
dafuq this not a poem or some shit nigga

IRATE GAMER WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG

>>268578363

He had a co-writer, but it was his script too.

>>268578003
He got cucked so hard that his wife made him script out a scene of him getting cucked in the movie. She has so much power over him it's not even funny. She's fucking with him.

>>268575529
>Instructional videos

Are those still crazy like in 90s?

>>268578657
Maybe you should try getting up for school on Monday.

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Mike>James

>>268579007
Even though he is autistic he at least seems like he has a passion for vidya gaems.

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MINEYCRAFTA

>>268579146
He still sucks terribly at them.

Am I the only one who doesn't know who this guy is?

I've seen threads about him for years but I have no idea who he is other than that I've gathered he makes videos about old vidya?

>>268578812
true

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Remember when he was king of all video game related youtube channels?

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So I see, hating on James is the new cool thing now, huh?

>>268579243
He used to work at Valve. He wrote some of the story.

What kind of jokes did actors say? Please tell, I wanna know

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>>268579351
Remember when youtube channels used to look good?

>>268568317
>Broken Baby

Wait, is his kid retarded?

I'd probably end myself the second I had one.

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I wanted to like the AVGN movie. I really did.

>>268579351
Yeah

>>268579351
I miss old youtube. New youtube can suck shit and die.

Also shit pickle was never funny.

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>>268579526
Remember when Youtube in general used to look good?

>>268579762

You're fooling yourself if you think that looks good.

>>268579146
Where does this autism thing come from?

>>268579762
What went wrong?

>>268567891

Why does everyone think he's being cuckholded?

>>268579762
What the fuck happened? Why did every site start moving toward the web2.0 bullshit that wastes space and tries to obfuscate and obscure what should otherwise be a fairly easy page to navigate?

Youtube now is atrocious, I don't think I've looked at the front page in almost five years.

>haven't heard of a harpy (which is ironic since he married one)
>doesn't know what scythe is for
>can't tell a difference between scythe and a sickle

Jesus, no wonder his daughter is a potato.

>>268579762
It looks better now but it's got about half the features and several orders of magnitude more shilling.

>>268567891
>Sudoku
Is... is this part of the joke or do you mean seppuku?

his monster madness is still good, everything else went shit long ago

>>268580143
ancient joke

>>268580143

It's an epin maymay

anybody remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WsQzKx3T-g

>>268580060
Plenty of people fuck up on sickle vs scythe though. I'm suprised by the whole harpy thing. Also, all they said was she had complications during her birth, not that she's a retard.

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>>268580143

Okay what is your favorite AVGN episode?
Tigers Electronics/BTTF Revisted for me
Favorite James video?
Cinemassacre 200

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>>268579762

He's really wrong, we are living the golden age nowadays.

>>268568707
>No one believed me when I said extras and actors made cruel jokes about James with him being in earshot and James pretending like he didn't hear it.
what kind of jokes

>>268570913
>a bunch of made up bullshit
>by some random faggot
grats man, happy for you

>>268580416
Wait, are you saying the grill in the movie is his wife?? I haven't seen this shit, I don't even know that guy.

>>268580416
>>268580416
where?

>>268568317
I swear this is copypasta

>>268580505

Ooops, meant to quote >>268579867.

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>>268568707

>>268579992
Look up Mineycrafta. And just kinda look at him when he's being his normal self in James videos instead of playing a character.

James has a nice home, some hobbies, and food on the table. That puts him in the top 15% of the world, easily. Just think about that for a second.

>>268579456

Bologna sandwich!

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>>268580505

>>268580505

The content is shit, the layout is better.

>>268567891

but all of those points are huge exaggerations of the truth, but they do have some truth to them.

>>268571935
wtf? how does he not know that the UK uses a different kind of currency?

>>268580739
I get the fact that people hated Mineycrafta, but his normal self doesn't look to autistic. He just seems like he hates to lose.

>>268580505
>no pewds
pdp army here, disappointing

>>268568707

The movie was utterly shit but everyone knew it was going to be, any basis for anything else in your post?

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These threads are hilarious. I'm sure if James read them he would also laugh about how some people have nothing to do all day but make up rumors about other people
Keep it up, guys

>>268581045
>pdp army here, disappointing

pls go, that faggot doesn't deserve an ounce for what he get for doing youtube.

>>268581241

Mike pls.

>>268568317
Every time.

>>268571295

>confirmed SJW wife

She pushed for a woman and a nigger in james movie, but other than that she didn't do anything SJW

>Balding

Looks like the early stages, but it doesn't mean he will go completely bald any time soon

>made an objectively shitty movie

yes, yes he did.

>cucked in his own movie

reading a little bit too much into things aren't we?

You forgot the fact his last grandparent just died and he has a dragon tattoo

>>268579762
Cascada. Oh boy, here we go again. I had one of improvised moments with my friends once after class listening to this song in my friends convertible like in Zoolander. We should have had a gas fight to wash away the same after also.

>>268581045
You should consider buying a helium tank.

>>268581534
Someone post the picture.

>>268580747
>That puts him in the top 15% of the world

According to what metric? According to the hedonistic delusion people use to justify the use of addictive drugs and other shortsighted decisions?

Besides,

>nice home
>food on the table

the former is subjective, the latter is a non-point. Most people in the world don't starve. Literally noone in the civilized world is forced to starve except some undiscovered kidnapping victims in sealed basements.

Many poor people are happy, many rich people are unhappy.

>>268567891
Nice wishlist

>>268581783
> According to the hedonistic delusion people use to justify the use of addictive drugs and other shortsighted decisions?
Not that anon, but what

>>268567891
>>268568317
>>268568707
do you just post this over and over hoping maybe he'll come to /v/ one day and see this?
who has the more pathetic life here?

>>268581541
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YV14KjbRIA

Why do we have these fucking threads everyday?

I mean, I don't mind at all, in fact I think it's funny as shit, but I have to wonder what the obsession's all about.

>>268567891

>balding

Why the hell are people still listening to what he has to say?

>>268567891
Let's make a bet, who's going to commit sudoku first: Hotwheels or James?

>>268568317
People constantly claim he's being cuckolded but I've never seen it.

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>>268582861

>>268579351
>FarFromSubtle will never EVER make Awesome Video Games ever again
The discovery Youtube money can be printed by just pumping out lets plays was another nail in the coffin of quality internet OC

>>268582975
Do you think he'd post a video of his wife getting fucked by Tyrone? No one is that beta right?

Where DID the hair go though?

/tv/ keeps bring up that they can hear a women moaning on the new AVGN/Monster Madness videos.
Anybody else pick that up?

>>268582109
Wikipedia:
>Hedonism is a school of thought that argues that pleasure is the primary or most important intrinsic good.

>muh house
>muh ability to waste time

You can't feel above average all the time. Being able to tell yourself you are well off on paper does not put you in the top 15% of anything.

>>268583158
I wish cuckolds never told anyone and never uploaded any videos of their activities. I really do. But I've been to some porn sites and you're wrong.

pls no hate on people that are balding ;_;

>>268583158
pretty much all cuckolds do this

>>268584039
Yeah I've seen it. You have to "prep the bull"

>>268576042
>ow_the_edge.jpg

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>>268567891
>>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video exposing James as money hungry asshole from the start

Sadly, this is really true.

Mike is the biggest piece of shit in cinemassacre.

>James gets the email from chris bores telling him how he based his stuff on the AVGN
>james sees the email, forwards it to mike
>Mike reads the email and replies to chris bores demanding him to publicly announce what he said
>chris bores doesn't really know what to do
>days later mike "leaks" the email to gamefaqs forums

Mother fucking piece of shit mike.

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>>268567891
man, I used to have a life like his, but was not famous in an way. was owing everybody money, had barely any friends, my gf was fat-ish kinda miss her
then i moved to a different country, made new friends, made a new life, everybody forgot about me
been living in ireland for 10 years.

>>268584039
I guess James will release a video soon then

>>268584719
Mike also writes his own wikipedia

http://avgn.wikia.com/wiki/Mike_Matei

>Mike Matei is an executive producer for Cinemassacre Productions. He works alongside James Rolfe writing, editing
>Matei is also the co-writer for The Angry Video Game Nerd.
>Though he began doing comedic videos, he has progressed into doing more serious critiques of games.
>Matei is a major contibutor in helping with the video editing for Cinemassacre's Monster Madness.

>Since Matei began posting his own content, their YouTube channel has gained over 500,000 additional subscribers.
>And Matei has earned a huge fanbase of his own doing reviews of obscure games.
>Matei has been helping Rolfe write and edit AVGN episodes since 2006

>>268585394
my sides

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>>268585394
>Mike Matei is an executive
>Mike Matei [...] writes
>Mike Matei is also the co-writer

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>Irate Gamer
>Having fans

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

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>>268581310

WHo the fuck is this

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>>268586232
I was his "fan" since I saw him in 2008.
I also liked the AVGN.

I never understood why cocksucking pieces of shit like you had to hate one just because you like the other.

>>268586662
They're both unfunny but why would you choose to watch the inferior one

>>268567891
Where did the hair go?

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James... had a hard life.

he's really tried and tried for years. He doesn't deserve this.

>>268586774
>M-muh opinions

Like I said, I also watched the AVGN.

>>268583156
Amen. RIP good content

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>>268585394
Holy shit, this can't be serious.

>>268586662
irate gamer is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNlJPdXw8Y

>>268587034
What the fuck is this?

>>268587034
>Same quality as a shitty flash games

Welcome to mobile gaming.

>>268587292
irate gamer

>>268567891

Please just stop, James is a cool guy. He should just retire AVGN he was good at some point and will be remembered for that.

He doesnt a bunch of neckbeards flaming on him.

>>268587292

Irate Gamer Internet Celebrity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ilr7q0PraE

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>>268587034
>both avgn and irate gamer get their own game
>still no game dude game
this is why the gaming industry as a whole is such shit

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>people saying bald is bad.

>>268587831
that's because a lot of people on this board are sub-20 year olds that prefers feminine over masculine when it comes to appearance.

They will change when they get older, don't worry about it.

>>268587667
Yep, thats him. And thanks to cocksucking fanboys like you, he stopped making review videos.

>>268581752
what picture? You make it seem like his wife got fucked by a nigger on set

>>268587812
Is this guy alive?

>>268587008

So wut bitch, betta shut that pretty lil' mouth 'fore I beat you to death wit' my balls

>>268581534
>she didn't do anything SJW
She said the movie was going to be a sausage fest.

>>268587812
>still no GFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF game
Fuck this earth

I want a DSP game.

>>268586662
>I never understood why cocksucking pieces of shit like you had to hate one just because you like the other.
Implying
>Complains about shit that are in nearly all games like it's unique to the game he's playing
>Constantly get's facts wrong
>Whips out the game genie on a whim
>Released some shitty DVD show where he basically jerked himself off in the credits while not mentioning half the cast
>Has stolen footage from other youtuber's videos without crediting them
>Just fucking terrible at games in general.

And that's just off the top of my head.

>>268567891
Is everyone on /v/ so young that they really think going bald is the end of the world and enough to kill yourself over

He's a middle aged man for fucks sake with a wife and kid(s?)

Obviously he's going to be balding

>>268567891
This thread gets posted every fucking day and every fucking day we ask for some sort of solid evidence and every fucking day no solid evidence is provided.

Funny how that works, almost seems like this might, you know, be.......shitposting, perhaps.

>>268588352
So, you have to go on all his videos, and type that 200000000x right?
Not only that, but you must subscribe to him, so you can rate him 1 star.

Really gives the impression that the majority of AVGN fanboys have autism.

>>268588561
this is a meme

>>268588342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCent_2q7ZE

>>268588267
that's not being an sjw

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I think it's actually Mike posting these threads. He wants to take over Cinnemasacre. He wants to Monster the Madness. He wants to be the Nerd 2.0. He wants Miney Krafta. Mike came up with the fucking idea of Nerd Turd. Mike got that fucking old guy. Mike castle assholed the baby right out of Mrs. Rolf's womb.

>>268586815
to the past

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>only go there for Monster Madness
>this year's is awesome

>>268588661
chris bores is retarded as fuck and his videos are really, really awful. so much so that I thought he was a satire account for a while. I don't see how you could find this fat autist funny, because he's exactly like mike except fat and somehow even less in touch with reality.

I will admit though that there is an unintentional hilarity to all of his work that makes it all worth watching his videos.
I guess I see how he can have fans now.

WHY DO YOU FUCKING AUTISTS KEEP MAKING THREADS ABOUT THIS MAN AND HIS APPARENT SHITTY LIFE

I HAVE TO COME ON HERE EVERYDAY AND SEE YOU FAGGOTS MAKING THE SAME THREADS ENDLESSLY

IS HE KING OF YOU NIGGERS OR SOMETHING

FUCK

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>>268588940
I'M GLAD YOU LIKED THEM YOU FUCKING FRENCH SPEAKING BUM, BECAUSE I WROTE ALL THE DOOTY CACA POO POO PEEPEE JOKES IN THEM!

>>268589008
So, you don't like him, because of subjective shit that no one really cares other than non avgn fanboys?

>>268589123
at least its not one of those shitty waifu or vivian threads

>>268588725
Yeah, a terrible meme. I discussed this with your mother last night while I was in bed with her last night, kinda boring pillow talk, but the sex was good enough that I felt I should humor her by staying awake for a little while.

>>268586662

Irate gamer is only funny ironically.

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>>268589123
>IS HE KING OF YOU NIGGERS OR SOMETHING

>>268588661
Implications have been implied

>>268567891
stop making this fucking thread

>>268567891
miney
crafta

>>268588859
>not getting the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os4ldBEiZE

It was like Kyle Justin was making fun of him.

James Rolfe has a good home life, his kid was prematurely born but suffers no more issues, his wife doesn't belong to any social justice warrior groups she's just guilty of having an opinion, Mike Matei has been a loyal friend to James for years, James passion is film and he still loves classic monster movies, James treats gaming like a hobby as it should be, his site makes enough revenue to support his entire family and the movie while disappointing was still an overall success since it was crowdfunded, and the Irate Gamer is a liar and a con artist.

>>268589312
>So, you don't like him, because subjective shit that nobody cares about

something gives me the impression that you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

Mike Matei is the cancer that killed Cinemassacre.

>>268589395
The irategamer reviews are still better than the latest AVGN episodes. But who cares, avgn gets a free pass.

Both him and the Lazy Game Reviewer should just shave their fucking heads already. Their attempts at covering up their gigantic bald spots are pathetic.

>>268588823
>castle assholed
you mean mike made an asshole casserole out of the baby? i can't even begin to imagine how anyone could castle asshole anyone.

>>268567891
>rumors of being a cuck

Show your working.

>>268588001

I will always wish to be a little girl and you can't stop me. VR is my only hope in life.

>>268589568
she's a sjw because she wanted a girl in the film even though the female part was WRITTEN BY FUCKING JAMES SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINING, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PEICES OF CUNT CLOGGING PUBE LICE.

>>268589609
If you don't know what subjective is, I have bad news for you.

>>268567891
What does Chris Bores have on James being a money hungry asshole?

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I saw Mike Matei at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>268589568
Whatever helps you sleep at night, cuck

>>268589804
His wife had no involvement with the film.

>>268588823
>Castle Asshole
Is that something he actually said or are you making a grumps reference

>>268588267
how is that being an sjw

>>268589845
It couldn't have been Mike, he didn't try to make you buy his art, say dooty caca peepee or introduce you to Inspector Gadget. You seem to have met Adam Sandler. They have the same mentality, so people often confuse the two.

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>>268589885

>>268580928
wow you do believe everything on the internet

>>268589845
holy shit, please tell me this is true.

>>268590037
She wants more women in roles, because thats whats popular now a days.

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>>268588389

Reminds me of how Maddox once said bald people don't deserve any respect, then lo and behold.

>>268590024
He came up with CASTLE ASSHOLE-VANIA

>>268577780
Don't forget the ocassional threesome with Bad Luck Bootsy

>>268589845
Anyone has the Messi version of this pasta?

>>268590252
>Hey guys! this is my first week, do i fit in yet le oldfags? XD

>trashtalking James
You guys are pretty sad

>>268590252
http://archive.moe/v/search/filename/vidjer%20gaems.jpg

>>268590271
Holy shit, he looks almost 100% like I imagined.

>>268590325
Bootsy just likes to watch.

You guys hear what Mike did to Nathan 'Keith' Barnette? He fucking punched him in the gut after Keith came to 'raid' James AVGN pannel during a video game based convention.

I saw James at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "O-oh, l-like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept trying to cut me off by going "H-huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face, but his wife was checking out a black guy. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as he walked off to meet his wife, who was now chatting to the black guy. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw James trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jars of baby food in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." He was pretending to not see his wife getting felt up by the black guy, so he turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," seemingly in order to give his wife time to see him and cut it off with the black guy. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "I-I'm going to take you back to the p-past.."

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>>268583156

It's so sad. I loved those fuckers so much.

Fraser turned into a serious dickhead and Kyle, Ben and Deacon went to go be awesome elsewhere. Deacon's even working on Rick & Morty whilst Fraser literally can't play video games due to lack of ability and muh carpal tunnel.

They should have never put those sycophantic retards in the chat onscreen.

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>>268589845
Mike is a fucking asshole.

I worked for cinemassacre for little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. HE was always sleeping during meetings, or stretching his arms out under the table with James even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, HE was sitting next to me inflating himself just like a balloon and everytime I tried to talk HE would handstand to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the crew gave me worried looks of disaproval. HE looked me straight in the eyes, handstanding extremely loudly. HE reached for the gold banana in his pocket and presented it to me, then HE said in a shrieking monkey voice:

"Want some? It's just for you."

I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Mike gave me this look like HE couldn't believe what I was doing. After that HE was quiet for the rest of the meeting, victory was mine, or so I thought.

The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a gold banana stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Mike about it, but HE acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day HE would put a gold somewhere. Under the coconut gun, in my shoes, between my oranges, HE even replaced the walnuts my wife had made for me with nothing but gold bananas.

Fuck mike.

>>268590551
The first lp videos (wii shovelware) were fucking fantastic, what the fuck happened?

>>268590759
First, you do it for fun.
THen you do it for money.

>>268589963

>Executive-producer
>No involvement

KEK

>>268579762
>Not bookmarking subscriptions so it always looks good
kek

Why is there so much pasta about this shit already? Contain your autism niggers

>>268591000
>bookmarks
Yeah, I remember when those were a thing.

>>268590759

Completely agree, anything without the chat is serious comedy gold.

One of their mods, 47drift, posted a thread saying Fraser got rid of him due to drift not liking the direction the show was going i.e. Fraser talking shit about every game just to piss people off.

You could cut the cringe with a knife every time he did his "troll face".

Shit, man, I bought their DVD bundle just because I liked them so much and now...now

;__________________;

>>268590989
Executive-producer is a meaning less title generally given to people out of respect, thanks or because they donated money to the project.

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>>268591270
>Typing shit in whenever you want to go somewhere

>>268591515
It's also given to people who are creatively involved with the project.

>>268591515
>>268590989

This.

Wasn't he giving out executive producer titles in the credits if you donated a certain amount to his kickstarter?

There was like a 500 dollarydoo difference between Producer and Exec Producer

I got this straight from the source of Vinny Vinesauce.

Vinesauce attended the AVGN movie showing in New York. JonTron was there also. Mike Matei saw the two in the crowd and called them over. He then asked them to leave, due to the fact it was the AVGN's movie debut, not Vinesauce and Jontrons. Jontron then asked why did they have to leave and Matei called them spics.


Mike also emailed Stewart Ashens and demanded that he stopped making his movie, Quest for the Game Child, threatening to take Ashen's to court.

He also told the Yogscast Simon and Lewis to cease any activity on that game they were making for it being similar to the Megaman edit AVGN game.

>>268591345
>One of their mods, 47drift, posted a thread saying Fraser got rid of him due to drift not liking the direction the show was going i.e. Fraser talking shit about every game just to piss people off.
I remember that, Fraser was also acting like a dick to the fan minecraft server if I recall correctly

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>>268588147
holy shit are you that same autist shitting up threads in /t/?

do us a favour and just stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself more than the macros you're responding too

>>268580928
Um, he didn't know what Harpies were until last week's video when Mike explained them to him. So yeah, it's belivable.

>>268590546
Pretend I used a really good laughing image as a reaction to this. I'm lazy but trust me, I laughed hard. Your efforts were appreciated.

>>268591240
They're just edits, you moron. None of those pastas were actually written about Mike or the AVGN.

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>>268588060

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>>268591981

Why didn't he cut that out?

>>268590252
your an idiot

>>268591773
Fraser just acts like a dick all the time now and thinks he's "trolling" and being funny. It's sad how bad VGA has become.

>>268591664
I heard it was Mike Matei that called the SWAT team on the Creatures due to them getting enough money to overthrow AVGN and Cinemacarena.

>>268592424

>your

>>268592486
I heard Mike Matei was the reason Jontron and Arin split as a comedy team.

>>268577484
Irrefutable evidence

>>268590267
She didn't even say that, she said she couldn't offer anything other than just being "FEMALE"

If she could help ethnically, she could

so she fucked a black guy

>>268592701
I heard Mike Matei is the guy who fucked up Arin's girlfriend's face

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>>268590546

>>268591773

I'm 100% sure there's an archive of that thread.

So sad man.

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>>268592153
>that cold lifeless face
>james trying to act like he doesn't hate everything

o, how the mighty hath fallen.

>>268592860
I heard Mike Matei was the guy who planned 9/11.

I heard Mike Matei did *not* rape and murder a girl in 1990. Please stop spreading this ridiculous rumor, guys.

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>>268579762
>Cascada
Awwww shit, time to go back to the 90s

>>268592860
I heard Mike Matei tried to ruin James 'AVGN' Rolf's career.


Wait. When did Mike start his shit? 2005? When was the Nerd/Critic war? Was Mike involved in that? WAS IT MIKE'S FAULT, LEADING ALL THOSE AVGN FANS TO ATTACK THE CRITIC!?

>>268593031
I heard Mike Matei is the guy who did the holocaust

>>268590546
>not replacing "huh" with cuck
>marital infetterence

>>268593212
I heard Mike Matei is the guy who impregnated James' asshole

>>268592701
Story behind that?

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>>268593031
>>268593219
Looks like the guy has some redeeming qualities to him after all.

>>268593029
I heard Mike Matei tried to buy 4chan off of Moot to expand Cinnemasacre's fanbase.

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>CuckyOlda

>>268592153
This picture proves what again? Her making some comment about bringing a female perspective does not by default mean she's an sjw.

I see this thread everyday. Is it the same person?

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>>268593406
I heard Mike Matei is the guy who created Reddit

>>268584831
I'm doing that with
Japan
Wish me luck!

>>268593356
He was at their panel back in 2012, and came up to them afterwards and said 'You guys are really funny. Have you tried doing other shows? We at Cinemineycrafta expanded so we aren't just doing AVGN videos."

He then said something about Arin's wife looking like a fucking yeti and made gorilla noises while stomping on Jon's bird. He then ripped off some of Jon's beard and threatened to 'take them out' if they ever 'stepped on James' coat tails' again and that they were nothing but 'shit fumes not worthy enough to be smelt by James and Mike.'

I heard Mike Matei hit her.

>>268593496
I heard that Mike Matei makes these threads himself

I heard that every post in this thread is Mike Matei

Someone needs to make a biopic of his life. I'm already thinking of one day writing a book based on Doug Walker's college years. Eh?

>>268593456
caucasian sausagefest

white males are bad.

>>268588001
Underrated post.

>>268593808
You remember when Doug tried to make a new show? It's because Mike threatened him.

>>268590271
It's almost like he was joking.

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>JAMES IS GOING BALD
>IT'S GOING TO END HIS LIFE

A lot of funny people are bald and or balding. Curly Howard, Colin Mochrie, Danny DeVito, Hulk Hogan, Weird Al...

>>268593456
it means he's worthless as an artist. Can you imagine Kubrick taking input from his wife?

>>268594070
>Hulk Hogan
>Funny

What?

>>268594335
He also tried to hide his baldness for decades, because he's an insecure girl.

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>>268594335
The whole divorce joke, him losing everything? Was the fucking funniest shit I've seen.

>12 year olds fail to comprehend that you grow old and die
>they think going bald is life altering

>>268594642
It kind of is if you're a woman.

>>268594642

A bald old man can't exactly pull of a nerd persona.

>>268594821
Is that a joke? Basically all nerds over 25 are bald. TV-nerds/youtube nerds absolutely do not count.

>>268588267
> not getting the joke

>>268594642
>they think going bald is life altering
It is for insecure combover clowns.

>>268583273
It went back to the past, to play some shitty games that sucked ass.

>>268594323
Alfred Hitchcock took input from his wife. Just because she's a woman doesn't make her a idiot. Like if she legit forced him to do it then it's bad. You're just retarded.

In the time between 22 years old and 25 I lost a tremendous amount of hair. It used to be very thick and still is around the sides but the male pattern baldness has arrived. Once it looked too silly I just got a #2 razor on top and #1 on the sides and it looks fine.

>>268595283

Bitchcock made shitty movies though? The birds? More like the prequel to birdemic!

>>268567891
>>rumors of being a cuck
huh?

>>268595283
>Alfred Hitchcock took input from his wife.
Just like his actresses took input from him.

>>268595450
2/10 b8 m8

>>268567891
>rumors of being a cuck
Why does 4chan assume this of everybody they don't like? /v/ does it, /tv/ does it, even /sp/ does it.

>>268595517
> a director directing the actors
> that's bad

>>268579762
fuck, nostalgia just hit me hard, i remember spending most of my summer break 2006 on youtube after finding it

>>268595718
Sorry, I forgot the WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE

>>268595850
Oh no I got the joke, I just thought it was shitty and added nothing.

Man the latest AVGN video was pretty shit wasn't it?

>LJN EVUL HURR
>5 minutes of unfunny comparison to the star Betelgeuse
>he destroys the game by just stomping on it, nothing happens afterwards

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>>268595718
he means he fucked them

>>268579351
Looks better than the current layout.

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>>268596062
>Oh no I got the joke

>>268580730


I've been looking for this picture for years. Thanks anon

>>268589963

You're a fucking liar. Her name is like the first or second name on the credits. It's actually higher than James. She's executive producer.

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>>268593620
Good luck with that, weeb boy, go somewhere like the Philippines, where a White man gets his dues!

>>268596070

>5 minutes of unfunny comparison to the star Betelgeuse

This is what turned something that could have been a sort of shitty episode into a really shitty episode. He's got to stop trying to go for these poorly done, overly-long, convoluted jokes that don't even have a real punch line. It's like BOLOGNA SANDWICH in his shitty movie.

The only time it worked out was in his revisit of Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, because it actually made sense to over-analyze it.

>>268596091
>>268596197
Oh sorry let me redo it
Haha Lol omg lol old lol lawl roflmao XD XD sooo funny I said he took input from his wife as a way to show that he was a retard for saying input from a wife on a movie is bad. Omg then the reply I got was the best thing ever! A anon posted that he gave input to the actresses, as I he fucked them XD it's like super lol guys.

>>268596645
You can't fool me Nihon-jin. :^)

>used to hate motherfucker mike with a passion
>start watching lets plays
>realize mike has come up with 90% of james jokes
>realize mike is the true blue avgn
anyone else have this fucking feel, it's unreal.

>>268596742
It's time to stop posting. Your squirming is reaching uncomfortable levels of cringe.

>>268596275

>wasted years of effort full of stress

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>>268596742
You're not expected to find it funny, but if you understood the joke your first response makes no sense at all.

>>268597139
The shoop is pretty obvious

>>268596903
I thought his character was a prick (which obviously was the point hence mother fucker) but when they're out of character together he seemed pretty alright.

The first solo thing I saw him do were that Elmo movie review and MINEYCRAFTA though so I didn't expect he was the writer of Jame's work.

>>268597127
No it does but I took that anon comment seriously, mostly because I assumed someone couldn't be so retarded as to make a shitty sex joke like that. Obviously I was wrong.

>>268597376
Mike is actually good at video games, unlike james who is merely ok.
Bad Luck bootsyu is fucking elder god tier, and it's a fucking shame absolutely no one cares about him.

>>268577932
Plumbers don't wear le meme masks

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I saw James Rolfe at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “I'm a good cuck, I never take pics without my wife and her boyfriend”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “cuck?” but he kept cutting me off and going “cuck? cuck? cuck?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to offer 50 Milky Ways to a black person.

The black guy was very nice about it, and was like “Sir, I can't have sex with your wife.” At first he kept pretending to be aroused and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to not prevent any marital infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by offering sex with his wife.

I live in Philadelphia and despite the fact that it's many miles from where James lives I see him there every day on my way home from work.

Each day I have to pass through this really shitty area of the city to get home and each time I go through there I see James sitting on the side of the road surrounded by empty bottles of whiskey and beer outside of some shitty bar. A few times I've pulled up really slow next to him to see if he's alright, I only ever do this when he's covered in vomit or blood, a few times he's sworn at me, thrown his retarded kid at my car and lashed out at me.

However recently I pulled up whilst James was vomiting onto his down's syndrome kids' face and I noticed him mumbling something about "fucking monkey fucking cowa fucking piece dog shit wife of mine", I was confused about what he meant and left his child to drown in James' vomit.

A block or two away I see James' wife getting pounded by 5 black men in the fucking open surrounded by 20 or 30 people as they all laugh at a picture of James which one of the men has stuck his dick through, I see his wife take more semen than an aircraft carrier and throw up outside my car.

James then staggers along the road with his pants around his ankles, dragging his kid along the floor and slurring everything he says. He then decides to swing for his wife who dodges him like some kind of fucking Navy SEAL and flattens James with one punch, who lands flat on his kid and crushes its face.

After the nigger fucking crew have moved to another block for their fun, I get out the car and take James' phone out of his pocket. I manage to ring Mike who is saved as "Guy number 15 who fucks my wife", I will note that Mike was pretty high up this list too, I then call Mike who turns up half hour later and throws James and his unconscious child in the back of his pickup. Mike doesn't say a fucking word and I get to keep James' phone. As he drives off Mike just shouts "MINECRAP MINECRAP" over and over.

>>268578208
>the irony of this post is he was trying to be edgy as well
please get the fuck out of /v/ you fucking pleb.