Is James gonna commit Sudoku pretty soon?
>wasted years of effort full of stress, crew walking out, crew making fun of him, to make a movie nobody liked or cares about anymore
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>lets mike run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video exposing James as money hungry asshole from the start
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with horror movies
>was never really into video games and sucks at it
>knows very little about video games and movies, gets most information from Wikipedia. Mike knows more than him
>was a fucking normie that just had drunk nostalgia when he did the first two reviews but was forced to do AVGN for income
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
No one believed me when I said James owes a massive debt to his investors. No one believed me when I said that this 'movie' needed more pick-up shots and re-shoots but James couldn't afford it since he was in so much debt. No one believed me when I said James got literally laughed out of the bank trying to get some extra funds. No one believed me when I said James lacks technical and practical knowledge to shoot something with a budget over $300. No one believed me when I said extras and actors made cruel jokes about James with him being in earshot and James pretending like he didn't hear it. No one believed me when I said this movie was going to be a massive pile of shit that couldn't even be saved with some clever editing. No one believed me when I said I was involved in the production of this atrocity.
Do you believe me now?
It's like you just found out who he is and try to be upset about it on the internet.
Besides, he makes a lot more money off youtube now since the let's plays with mike, all videos get a ton of views and they do that every week. And he knows it's shit content, but that's all he can do for people in short time and additional monies.
You just put a huge dampener on my day anon
We were doing a exterior shoot involving quite a few extras. Everything was arranged for them, catering, wardrobe etc. The only thing the extras needed to do was getting to the actual location. Now, since is a low-budget movie a lot of extras were friends/family of other crew members/actors, so naturally there were a lot of people who hadn't heard about James Rolfe or AVGN up until that day. One of the supporting actors was grabbing something to eat, talking to his friends who were extras when I overheard them talking about how childish the script was and how they felt they were being pranked because "No sane person would actual put these fucking words on paper". Mind you, James was about 30 feet away from them, there wasn't a way he couldn't have heard that. "Well, at least I'm getting paid" said the actor, and they all had a little chuckle because the extras were there for free. Hours went by as James got visibly more agitated because a lot of extras weren't taking this serious enough and eventually a couple of them just left because James got very hostile. He even shouted "Why doesn't anyone fucking listen to me" during one point and about 25 people laughed out loud, thinking this was some kind of joke James was playing. Unfortunately for James, he was being serious. Also, the actor who talked shit about James behind his back didn't receive full payment either because James didn't have the money or he overheard what he was saying.
James actually flies over to London quite often I suppose using his Youtube income to fund this, I know this because I'm not the only person to have seen him. He tried to buy a game with American dollars and looked confused when the store owner told him that was the wrong kind of money. James looked confused and actually dropped $10 on the floor, he picked it up scratched his ear or something then scurried away.
Look at that punchable face
Jesus christ if I saw him in real life I'd spit on him and see what he does
His cuckold ass won't do a damn thing cause he's a little fuckin bitch, that's what he is
He's going to take you back to his pad.
To NTR his wife if you're black.
He'd rather have a potato, beta cuck baby from Tyrone.
He'd rather have, a narcassistic wife, with Ashkenazi genetic issues.
He's the baldest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the angry cuckold nerd.
He's the angry beta SJW whipped wife nerd.
>What did he do before jewtubing?
Recorded/directed/edited instruction videos for heavy machinery and other industrial equipment.
Not a bad job when you think about it, as someone who likes doing movies. By now he probably wishes that job back.
>Not a bad job when you think about it, as someone who likes doing movies.
Probably a horrible job for someone that wants to make movies. Who wants to do those kinds of movies? But i guess it's a lot better than most lpers could manage.
People who like documentary filming like Werner Herzog.
I can think of a million worse jobs, I mean, Nerd obviously pays him more money, but the emotional damage...maybe he ought to count his blessings, cut it and go back to a real job or just keep vlogging about games and movies on the side like he already does.
>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
And once again, I said all of this from the start. STFU pretending to be surprised, you attention-whoring faggot.
His wife is an SJW, and in his own movie despite that the female lead was build up as his love interest the nigger gets the girl instead even though they hardly had any development together.
>says he has an SJW wife
>doesn't acknowledge James was married when he made the atari porn video
>which had rape jokes
>also the magnavox Odyssey episode
>also the latest beetlejuice episode.
He got cucked so hard that his wife made him script out a scene of him getting cucked in the movie. She has so much power over him it's not even funny. She's fucking with him.
Remember when he was king of all video game related youtube channels?
So I see, hating on James is the new cool thing now, huh?
Remember when youtube channels used to look good?
I wanted to like the AVGN movie. I really did.
Remember when Youtube in general used to look good?
What the fuck happened? Why did every site start moving toward the web2.0 bullshit that wastes space and tries to obfuscate and obscure what should otherwise be a fairly easy page to navigate?
Youtube now is atrocious, I don't think I've looked at the front page in almost five years.
>haven't heard of a harpy (which is ironic since he married one)
>doesn't know what scythe is for
>can't tell a difference between scythe and a sickle
Jesus, no wonder his daughter is a potato.
Plenty of people fuck up on sickle vs scythe though. I'm suprised by the whole harpy thing. Also, all they said was she had complications during her birth, not that she's a retard.
He's really wrong, we are living the golden age nowadays.
These threads are hilarious. I'm sure if James read them he would also laugh about how some people have nothing to do all day but make up rumors about other people
Keep it up, guys
>confirmed SJW wife
She pushed for a woman and a nigger in james movie, but other than that she didn't do anything SJW
Looks like the early stages, but it doesn't mean he will go completely bald any time soon
>made an objectively shitty movie
yes, yes he did.
>cucked in his own movie
reading a little bit too much into things aren't we?
Cascada. Oh boy, here we go again. I had one of improvised moments with my friends once after class listening to this song in my friends convertible like in Zoolander. We should have had a gas fight to wash away the same after also.
>That puts him in the top 15% of the world
According to what metric? According to the hedonistic delusion people use to justify the use of addictive drugs and other shortsighted decisions?
>food on the table
the former is subjective, the latter is a non-point. Most people in the world don't starve. Literally noone in the civilized world is forced to starve except some undiscovered kidnapping victims in sealed basements.
Many poor people are happy, many rich people are unhappy.
>FarFromSubtle will never EVER make Awesome Video Games ever again
The discovery Youtube money can be printed by just pumping out lets plays was another nail in the coffin of quality internet OC
>Hedonism is a school of thought that argues that pleasure is the primary or most important intrinsic good.
>muh ability to waste time
You can't feel above average all the time. Being able to tell yourself you are well off on paper does not put you in the top 15% of anything.
>>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video exposing James as money hungry asshole from the start
Sadly, this is really true.
Mike is the biggest piece of shit in cinemassacre.
>James gets the email from chris bores telling him how he based his stuff on the AVGN
>james sees the email, forwards it to mike
>Mike reads the email and replies to chris bores demanding him to publicly announce what he said
>chris bores doesn't really know what to do
>days later mike "leaks" the email to gamefaqs forums
Mother fucking piece of shit mike.
man, I used to have a life like his, but was not famous in an way. was owing everybody money, had barely any friends, my gf was fat-ish
kinda miss her
then i moved to a different country, made new friends, made a new life, everybody forgot about me
been living in ireland for 10 years.
Mike also writes his own wikipedia
>Mike Matei is an executive producer for Cinemassacre Productions. He works alongside James Rolfe writing, editing
>Matei is also the co-writer for The Angry Video Game Nerd.
>Though he began doing comedic videos, he has progressed into doing more serious critiques of games.
>Matei is a major contibutor in helping with the video editing for Cinemassacre's Monster Madness.
>Since Matei began posting his own content, their YouTube channel has gained over 500,000 additional subscribers.
>And Matei has earned a huge fanbase of his own doing reviews of obscure games.
>Matei has been helping Rolfe write and edit AVGN episodes since 2006
>Mike Matei is an executive
>Mike Matei [...] writes
>Mike Matei is also the co-writer
I was his "fan" since I saw him in 2008.
I also liked the AVGN.
I never understood why cocksucking pieces of shit like you had to hate one just because you like the other.
James... had a hard life.
he's really tried and tried for years. He doesn't deserve this.
Holy shit, this can't be serious.
>both avgn and irate gamer get their own game
>still no game dude game
this is why the gaming industry as a whole is such shit
that's because a lot of people on this board are sub-20 year olds that prefers feminine over masculine when it comes to appearance.
They will change when they get older, don't worry about it.
>I never understood why cocksucking pieces of shit like you had to hate one just because you like the other.
>Complains about shit that are in nearly all games like it's unique to the game he's playing
>Constantly get's facts wrong
>Whips out the game genie on a whim
>Released some shitty DVD show where he basically jerked himself off in the credits while not mentioning half the cast
>Has stolen footage from other youtuber's videos without crediting them
>Just fucking terrible at games in general.
And that's just off the top of my head.
Is everyone on /v/ so young that they really think going bald is the end of the world and enough to kill yourself over
He's a middle aged man for fucks sake with a wife and kid(s?)
Obviously he's going to be balding
This thread gets posted every fucking day and every fucking day we ask for some sort of solid evidence and every fucking day no solid evidence is provided.
Funny how that works, almost seems like this might, you know, be.......shitposting, perhaps.
So, you have to go on all his videos, and type that 200000000x right?
Not only that, but you must subscribe to him, so you can rate him 1 star.
Really gives the impression that the majority of AVGN fanboys have autism.
I think it's actually Mike posting these threads. He wants to take over Cinnemasacre. He wants to Monster the Madness. He wants to be the Nerd 2.0. He wants Miney Krafta. Mike came up with the fucking idea of Nerd Turd. Mike got that fucking old guy. Mike castle assholed the baby right out of Mrs. Rolf's womb.
>only go there for Monster Madness
>this year's is awesome
chris bores is retarded as fuck and his videos are really, really awful. so much so that I thought he was a satire account for a while. I don't see how you could find this fat autist funny, because he's exactly like mike except fat and somehow even less in touch with reality.
I will admit though that there is an unintentional hilarity to all of his work that makes it all worth watching his videos.
I guess I see how he can have fans now.
WHY DO YOU FUCKING AUTISTS KEEP MAKING THREADS ABOUT THIS MAN AND HIS APPARENT SHITTY LIFE
I HAVE TO COME ON HERE EVERYDAY AND SEE YOU FAGGOTS MAKING THE SAME THREADS ENDLESSLY
IS HE KING OF YOU NIGGERS OR SOMETHING
I'M GLAD YOU LIKED THEM YOU FUCKING FRENCH SPEAKING BUM, BECAUSE I WROTE ALL THE DOOTY CACA POO POO PEEPEE JOKES IN THEM!
Yeah, a terrible meme. I discussed this with your mother last night while I was in bed with her last night, kinda boring pillow talk, but the sex was good enough that I felt I should humor her by staying awake for a little while.
>IS HE KING OF YOU NIGGERS OR SOMETHING
James Rolfe has a good home life, his kid was prematurely born but suffers no more issues, his wife doesn't belong to any social justice warrior groups she's just guilty of having an opinion, Mike Matei has been a loyal friend to James for years, James passion is film and he still loves classic monster movies, James treats gaming like a hobby as it should be, his site makes enough revenue to support his entire family and the movie while disappointing was still an overall success since it was crowdfunded, and the Irate Gamer is a liar and a con artist.
she's a sjw because she wanted a girl in the film even though the female part was WRITTEN BY FUCKING JAMES SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINING, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PEICES OF CUNT CLOGGING PUBE LICE.
I saw Mike Matei at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
It couldn't have been Mike, he didn't try to make you buy his art, say dooty caca peepee or introduce you to Inspector Gadget. You seem to have met Adam Sandler. They have the same mentality, so people often confuse the two.
Reminds me of how Maddox once said bald people don't deserve any respect, then lo and behold.
I saw James at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "O-oh, l-like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept trying to cut me off by going "H-huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face, but his wife was checking out a black guy. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as he walked off to meet his wife, who was now chatting to the black guy. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw James trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jars of baby food in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." He was pretending to not see his wife getting felt up by the black guy, so he turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," seemingly in order to give his wife time to see him and cut it off with the black guy. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "I-I'm going to take you back to the p-past.."
It's so sad. I loved those fuckers so much.
Fraser turned into a serious dickhead and Kyle, Ben and Deacon went to go be awesome elsewhere. Deacon's even working on Rick & Morty whilst Fraser literally can't play video games due to lack of ability and muh carpal tunnel.
They should have never put those sycophantic retards in the chat onscreen.
Mike is a fucking asshole.
I worked for cinemassacre for little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. HE was always sleeping during meetings, or stretching his arms out under the table with James even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, HE was sitting next to me inflating himself just like a balloon and everytime I tried to talk HE would handstand to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the crew gave me worried looks of disaproval. HE looked me straight in the eyes, handstanding extremely loudly. HE reached for the gold banana in his pocket and presented it to me, then HE said in a shrieking monkey voice:
"Want some? It's just for you."
I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Mike gave me this look like HE couldn't believe what I was doing. After that HE was quiet for the rest of the meeting, victory was mine, or so I thought.
The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a gold banana stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Mike about it, but HE acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day HE would put a gold somewhere. Under the coconut gun, in my shoes, between my oranges, HE even replaced the walnuts my wife had made for me with nothing but gold bananas.
Completely agree, anything without the chat is serious comedy gold.
One of their mods, 47drift, posted a thread saying Fraser got rid of him due to drift not liking the direction the show was going i.e. Fraser talking shit about every game just to piss people off.
You could cut the cringe with a knife every time he did his "troll face".
Shit, man, I bought their DVD bundle just because I liked them so much and now...now
>Typing shit in whenever you want to go somewhere
Wasn't he giving out executive producer titles in the credits if you donated a certain amount to his kickstarter?
There was like a 500 dollarydoo difference between Producer and Exec Producer
I got this straight from the source of Vinny Vinesauce.
Vinesauce attended the AVGN movie showing in New York. JonTron was there also. Mike Matei saw the two in the crowd and called them over. He then asked them to leave, due to the fact it was the AVGN's movie debut, not Vinesauce and Jontrons. Jontron then asked why did they have to leave and Matei called them spics.
Mike also emailed Stewart Ashens and demanded that he stopped making his movie, Quest for the Game Child, threatening to take Ashen's to court.
He also told the Yogscast Simon and Lewis to cease any activity on that game they were making for it being similar to the Megaman edit AVGN game.
>One of their mods, 47drift, posted a thread saying Fraser got rid of him due to drift not liking the direction the show was going i.e. Fraser talking shit about every game just to piss people off.
I remember that, Fraser was also acting like a dick to the fan minecraft server if I recall correctly
holy shit are you that same autist shitting up threads in /t/?
do us a favour and just stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself more than the macros you're responding too
>that cold lifeless face
>james trying to act like he doesn't hate everything
o, how the mighty hath fallen.
Awwww shit, time to go back to the 90s
I heard Mike Matei tried to ruin James 'AVGN' Rolf's career.
Wait. When did Mike start his shit? 2005? When was the Nerd/Critic war? Was Mike involved in that? WAS IT MIKE'S FAULT, LEADING ALL THOSE AVGN FANS TO ATTACK THE CRITIC!?
Looks like the guy has some redeeming qualities to him after all.
He was at their panel back in 2012, and came up to them afterwards and said 'You guys are really funny. Have you tried doing other shows? We at Cinemineycrafta expanded so we aren't just doing AVGN videos."
He then said something about Arin's wife looking like a fucking yeti and made gorilla noises while stomping on Jon's bird. He then ripped off some of Jon's beard and threatened to 'take them out' if they ever 'stepped on James' coat tails' again and that they were nothing but 'shit fumes not worthy enough to be smelt by James and Mike.'
>JAMES IS GOING BALD
>IT'S GOING TO END HIS LIFE
A lot of funny people are bald and or balding. Curly Howard, Colin Mochrie, Danny DeVito, Hulk Hogan, Weird Al...
The whole divorce joke, him losing everything? Was the fucking funniest shit I've seen.
In the time between 22 years old and 25 I lost a tremendous amount of hair. It used to be very thick and still is around the sides but the male pattern baldness has arrived. Once it looked too silly I just got a #2 razor on top and #1 on the sides and it looks fine.
Man the latest AVGN video was pretty shit wasn't it?
>LJN EVUL HURR
>5 minutes of unfunny comparison to the star Betelgeuse
>he destroys the game by just stomping on it, nothing happens afterwards
>5 minutes of unfunny comparison to the star Betelgeuse
This is what turned something that could have been a sort of shitty episode into a really shitty episode. He's got to stop trying to go for these poorly done, overly-long, convoluted jokes that don't even have a real punch line. It's like BOLOGNA SANDWICH in his shitty movie.
The only time it worked out was in his revisit of Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, because it actually made sense to over-analyze it.
Oh sorry let me redo it
Haha Lol omg lol old lol lawl roflmao XD XD sooo funny I said he took input from his wife as a way to show that he was a retard for saying input from a wife on a movie is bad. Omg then the reply I got was the best thing ever! A anon posted that he gave input to the actresses, as I he fucked them XD it's like super lol guys.
>used to hate motherfucker mike with a passion
>start watching lets plays
>realize mike has come up with 90% of james jokes
>realize mike is the true blue avgn
anyone else have this fucking feel, it's unreal.
You're not expected to find it funny, but if you understood the joke your first response makes no sense at all.
I thought his character was a prick (which obviously was the point hence mother fucker) but when they're out of character together he seemed pretty alright.
The first solo thing I saw him do were that Elmo movie review and MINEYCRAFTA though so I didn't expect he was the writer of Jame's work.
I saw James Rolfe at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “I'm a good cuck, I never take pics without my wife and her boyfriend”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “cuck?” but he kept cutting me off and going “cuck? cuck? cuck?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to offer 50 Milky Ways to a black person.
The black guy was very nice about it, and was like “Sir, I can't have sex with your wife.” At first he kept pretending to be aroused and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to not prevent any marital infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by offering sex with his wife.
I live in Philadelphia and despite the fact that it's many miles from where James lives I see him there every day on my way home from work.
Each day I have to pass through this really shitty area of the city to get home and each time I go through there I see James sitting on the side of the road surrounded by empty bottles of whiskey and beer outside of some shitty bar. A few times I've pulled up really slow next to him to see if he's alright, I only ever do this when he's covered in vomit or blood, a few times he's sworn at me, thrown his retarded kid at my car and lashed out at me.
However recently I pulled up whilst James was vomiting onto his down's syndrome kids' face and I noticed him mumbling something about "fucking monkey fucking cowa fucking piece dog shit wife of mine", I was confused about what he meant and left his child to drown in James' vomit.
A block or two away I see James' wife getting pounded by 5 black men in the fucking open surrounded by 20 or 30 people as they all laugh at a picture of James which one of the men has stuck his dick through, I see his wife take more semen than an aircraft carrier and throw up outside my car.
James then staggers along the road with his pants around his ankles, dragging his kid along the floor and slurring everything he says. He then decides to swing for his wife who dodges him like some kind of fucking Navy SEAL and flattens James with one punch, who lands flat on his kid and crushes its face.
After the nigger fucking crew have moved to another block for their fun, I get out the car and take James' phone out of his pocket. I manage to ring Mike who is saved as "Guy number 15 who fucks my wife", I will note that Mike was pretty high up this list too, I then call Mike who turns up half hour later and throws James and his unconscious child in the back of his pickup. Mike doesn't say a fucking word and I get to keep James' phone. As he drives off Mike just shouts "MINECRAP MINECRAP" over and over.
>Look at that punchable face
>Jesus christ if I saw him in real life I'd spit on him and see what he does
>His cuckold ass won't do a damn thing cause he's a little fuckin bitch, that's what he is
>Im not the only one who loves bad luck bootsy
I have no clue why the fuck he isnt in more videos
Also im not believing a fucking thing any of you faggots say about James. A year ago you guys were saying Mike had PTSD because he killed his girlfriend when she came at him with a knife.
I actually like mike now,
I think most of /v/ does.
We saw him as a bad influence on james, until most of started realizing a lot of the avgn material is from mike, not to mention mike is full of video game trivia and history, unlike james who just looks everything up.
I like james for movies, mike for video games.
>Taking anything a satirist says seriously
You struggle with sarcasm, don't you? I'd expect that. Must be the lack of social interaction that's doing that to you.
Now I hate that balding faggot, but my reasons are legitimate and, quite unlike yours, not stupid.
>That doesn't look like nodding at all, memester.
You'd know newfag
Go nod on tumblr
That just looks like he's dancing.
You'll get your epic meme down one day, GGFag
What the fuck does GG even have to do with james rolfe? Why are you spamming epic GG memes here?
Can you name some similar films for the same price that are good?
Because most of the good films I can think of for a similar budget are things loike clerks and the like, which isn't very comparable.
>tfw OP samefagged 3/4 of this thread
>tfw OP doesn't even have a gf to get cuckolded by
Btw there's a reason you're still a virgin.
ITT: times you were Mineycrafta
>go to James Rolfe's house
>Wife emerges from the bedroom followed by an enormous black man who slaps her ass and jive walks out not even acknowledging my presence
>as I say hello she launched into a feminist rant about how my greeting is in fact raping her
>tell her that's what's popular with the kids these days
>hear the tortured creaking of the basement stairs
>James emerges, massive bags under his eyes, clothes disheveled, thinning hair rumpled and wild
>tell him I like to build brown bricks with mai crap
>his only response is a agonized mutter 'debts, debts, debts,'
>I say 'mineycrafta' and continue deeper into the house
>on the upstairs floor I hear a hideous gurgle
>peer into a dimly lit, bare-bones room undecorated and with furniture that seems to have had sheets thrown over it madly
>a single cradle sits squarely in the middle of the room with a flickering lightbulb directly above it
>serpentine-necked creature writhing around and gurgling to itself horrifically
>say 'mineycrafta, i like to play mineycrafta' and continue on
>hear James smashing dishes in the kitchen while his wife takes the next negro lining up at the door step
>realize this house is built my brown bricks of mine crap
>leave and go about my day
Are you ready to feel?
The man in this video's life has gone to shit.
Exactly. Because it's not trying to do as much. It's basically just a sitcom with a single set (being the store. They leave it...what...once the entire movie?) which allows them to use the budget on other things compared to a movie trying to do action scenes and change sets constantly on the same budget.
And honestly I doubt James was tyring to go for the next Citizen Kane since he's a fan of schlock horror movies.
Do they even do those Youtube medals anymore? I remember I got one once, like half a decade ago for the week.
We learned how shitty Fraser was
>makes """"""criticisms"""""""on videogames
>thinks he's right in all he does
>picked fucking Jane
Also I think he's autistic, or has some kind of disorder when you see the way he acts
That or it's an extremely shit humor
Deacon Kyle and Ben should all start their own channel
What am I disagreeing with?
I never said it was a good movie. I'm simply pointing out that saying "THIS MOVIE DID BETTER FOR THE SAME PRICE!" isn't an airtight argument if you don't take into consideration what each movie was trying to do.