Goodnight sweet princess.
>You will never be black and work at her household as the gardener
>That comic made her cry.
>How will they be able to capture that special assassins creed magic without her?
I think they'll be able to handle making repetitive, depthless missions, as well as braindead combat system, without out her quite welll.
It's not like she was involved with the series that heavily. She was producer on the first game, and executive producer for 2nd and a bunch of other not AC games. I doubt she even had an opportunity to influence the games beyond the first.
Doesn't really matter though, she's rich, successful, and now having fun popping out babies. She won at life, and probably doesn't want to work at ubi anymore. Can't blame her, if I worked at ubi I'd lose my love for gaming too.
>She says it's cute awkwardly while nodding respectfully at your "head"
Holly shit, she's so ridiculously hot! How can anyone get any work done around that place with that hot piece of ass walking around every few minutes? It makes me want to buy Jade's game right now! a couple of times, then take a nap.
Come to think of it.. we may get a couple of proper games done now that the nerds at Ubisoft lost their magnificent eye candy.
>still enjoying video games
I still haven't found a game to fill the void ;_;
If it was unity instead of an internal engine, then maybe it means ubi probably weren't giving her enough leeway on her new game so she cut loose. Similar to ancel and wild, except ancel is ancel, so he get's support and she didn't. Can't blame ubi for that, to be frank, she's not exactly a fantastic designer/director, imo.
>the company and Jade Raymond have agreed to pursue future opportunities separately," Ubisoft said in a statement.
Maybe she stopped putting out since getting married?
Sorry to hear Jade I was joking.
She's so damn attractive. The pressure that would have been put on other women in her studio must be immense.
Do you think Kojima fucked her? They seem pretty close during the AC1 days.
>Oh I can't see nudity because I browse an anime imageboard at work
Admit it /v/,
Gaming as a whole feels like it has become a bit darker this day...
remember when destructoid had this on their homepage?
Goodbye sweet princess. Thanks you for the best AC game(AC1)
She worked as a programmer back in the day and has a degree in computer science, dumbass. Quit being jelly just because you'll never make it in the game industry.
Not the same anon, but you do come across as a bit of a faggot to dislike beauty marks on women.
Fuck you I'm treating her as a piece of
There are thousands and thousands of beautiful women out there with beauty marks that could prove your point. Instead you chose Marilyn Monroe.
I realize AC1 is the best AC game and always play games on max difficulty, for a start.
A game set in ancient China would of been the only thing to get me back into AC games. It all started going stale after with Brotherhood.
I remember this guy painted a bunch of these China concepts as fan art. It looked so good.
Yeah? Like you have citation to reliable source that actually proves this? You know, not some bullshit citation to self-proclaimed experts in beauty, right?
Like how there's a ranking for top-100 ranking American actors and actresses despite 90% of them being total shit.
>mfw SJW mods are still deleting the jade comic 6 years after it happened
You're deleting a satiric comic you fucking twats.
I hope turning this place into a SJW tumblr friendly hugbox works out for you faggots
Oops, forgot pic
Is the guy in the middle second panel supposed to be pic related?
>not dreaming of going balls deep inside Marilyn and impregnating her fine ass with your babies
There was NO heavy plastic surgery, breast implants weren't popular, and no heavy dental porcelain work in those days. She was the real deal. If you don't think she's dream, then you seriously are a fucking faggot. It's like you're a living turd who crawled it's slimy way out of the toilet bowl just to type your shitty opinions on 4chan. Slime your fucking way back and don't forget to flush yourself down.
>5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
>or other "not safe for work" content
Wow she went to college.
You know who else has a degree in computer science?
Whatever female teachers work in highschools and teach the 'programming classes' etc.
And you're really fucking pathetic with that whole post. I've heard about her even before she went up on stage for Assassin's creed. I had friends working at Ubisoft at the time and another one that worked on a contract per demand from a different country.
She just "manages" a studio for a while or a project and talks to the higher ups who obviously like her very much for her charismatic behaviour.
My guess is that the last game on a stealth franchise she had management lead on didn't fulfill the expected sales and now she's leaving before it escalates downward for her further.
Everyone, EVERYONE else in the studio that created that game you like had more input and more work done on it.
>hurr quit being jelly
kill yourself, you sound like a complete faggot
It's like you have no idea how management positions work.
Also literally one black dude. I feel like these places would hire minorities in a second just for those workplace diversity grants.
Trips don't lie faggot.
Like that means anything.
I'm sure if I posted a webm of kratos tearing off helios' head it would be considered nsfw.
Animu girls in panties would clearly be nsfw.
Those draw thread are blatantly nsfw.
Daily dose is nsfw.
Vidya comics are often nsfw.
DoA in its entirety is nsfw.
List goes on.
You think companies go around saying, you were just looking at girls in their underwear? That's cool. No problem here. The majority of v content would be banned if that rule had any worth to it. It's a nearly meaningless rule; 4chan itself is nsfw. It's only point was to keep the blue boards from being drowned in porn.
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe."
The rules been the same for a long time now. Get over it, faggots. The board is SFW
How do these people even function in daily life with such thin skin? It's just a harmless joke that wasn't even directed at them and they act like their entire family was murdered right before their eyes.
Oh she must have coded those complex linear single-action "games" like Trivial Pursuit board adaptation and Jeopardy by herself. What a joke
Anyways I really don't care. It's just that his comment was dumb.
>She worked as a programmer back in the day and has a degree in computer science, dumbass
>"Back in the day"
A few years before getting such a high position in an enormous publisher and game studio with so little work done on games.
Like I said kill yourself and stop projecting the fact that you'll never amount to anything onto others you beta fag. Keep buying her games dude
It's better than Conviction - Especially since they actually made the game with three different playstyles in mind.
With ghost you get the most points for not killing anybody at all, and you get points (but less) for non-lethal takedowns.
Panther is lethal stealth and Assault is loud lethal killing (obviously).
>tfw watched Jennifer White get fucked with a nigger dick in her ass, pussy, mouth and one in each hand all at once
was a webm someone posted on /v/ once
I was just amazed she took such a savage beating
There's also another IR gangbang she did wearing pink heels and it's bretty gud. Halfway through some beta footfag negro takes off her heels and tries to get the other dudes to suck her toes.
Jade seems like the kind of person that wants to be remembered for her work and not her gender. Whiteknights like Klepek want to feel like they're the big strong protectors of helpless women everywhere so they pull that kind of shit.
Regardless of anyone's opinion, she WAS part of the gamer family. Good bye Jade, you will be missed!!! *runs away from thread crying*
...why, that fucking cancerous cunt. Now I'm glad she's gone!
I actually really liked Jade Raymond. Here are some highlights that show she was legit:
>loved playing vidya as a girl
>wanted to work for vidya as an adult
>majored in computer science
>programmer for sony after college
>hired by EA as producer
>hired by Ubisoft as producer
She didn't give two fucks about the "jade's game" controversy. She took that shit in stride instead of making a big fucking deal about it like SJW tend to do. She should get major points for that from you faggots.
add a brazzers banner on the bottom
someone tell the brazzers dude to make a porn parody of a pornstar with similar looks of jade fucking some dude on an asscreed costume
titled"Life of a Producer"
Maybe a bit of nostalgia included but I have to agree. The gameplay may be a little bit lacking, but the setting, the voices, the dialog and the story make you forget about that. It's an overall great game.
>Implying there is anything wrong with NTR
The irony of the projection comment is palpable. You're actually angry a woman has a specific position in a company, most likely a position of higher standing than your current position in whatever current company you may be in(if you even hold a position at all).
How can you possibly call anyone else beta for crying this fucking hard?
I know Jade got a lot of shit back in the day when Ubisoft was pushing her onto the center stage but she was always pretty fucking awesome. She's gorgeous yes, but she's also incredibly smart and she's got a great personality to boot. She's the perfect spokesman for any fucking product really. She never cared to shits about the "controversy" surrounding her game. I don't recall a single time she's ever brought it up. Ubisoft on the other hand...
>Has a degree in Computer Science
>Started off as a programmer for Sony.
>has a decade of leadership experience.
>Executive producers for games that made Ubisoft money
She will get a job easy as shit. Her record is spotless and she's largely avoided all the SJW, GG bullshit
>attractive female Video Game Developer/Manager who's had extremely successful titles on her resume
She's set for life, she can literally go anywhere in the industry at this point.
i-if she offered to
hold handswith you, would you do it?
Wasn't there a whole interview dedicated to it? Either way, at the end of the day you either make a good game or you don't, all nonsense will be swept aside on the back of the games.
Actually no. Directors are.
Producers are removed from actual game decisions. They're people managers and budget managers.
You should be trusting the lead design of the team, anyway. Not a director or producer.
>Jade jumps from behind the desk with that big beautiful sincere smile
>my dead heart beats again while I feel love again, like in that movie Warm Bodies
That smile will never be directed at me
well make her husbando also work in the porno industry so he can fuck her and that way esence of worst fetish
Did she really cheat on her hubby? why are people saying this? Also, did she just cheat or did she cuck him?
Also, say you were in a long-term relationship and got married, things were actually really swell, you got your GF pregnant, 9 months later, the kid is half nigger. What would you do?
She used to be developer at Sony Sony Online or something.
>Bunch of white guys
>Prettiest girl is front and center
>She is flanked by the only two minorties on the team
I kek everytime
damn its like whoever films her or interviews her can't help but concentrate on Jade because of how good she looks. it's like life accomodates Jade and treats her as a protagonist in any setting.
must be nice
>Implying I ever say "that counts as intercourse"
Did I ?
Heterosex is the natural way that human race reproduce ourselves,maybe you have some disgusting gender complex and resent your own race,but that won't make Heterosex disgusting,more like you are disgusting.
Take her and the lil half nigglet to Maury Pauvich so i can dance when he reads out loud "You are.. NOT THE FATHER!!"
Some fabulous quotes from Jade:
>On the industry embracing mature themes in vidya
I think we have to. Honestly, I think we are underestimating our audience - they're looking for something more. I mean, just based on the people I work with, the new generation of gamers want games to be about something else than just a context for killing 500 people within ten hours.
I think we have to embrace more mature themes.
>on male power fantasy in vidya
I'm a big fan of action movies - I like those movies where you get to be a spy, where stuff blows up, and I kind of like all that stuff that's eye candy. I think that there will always be a focus on that in games, and a need for that, but games are getting a bit smarter and mature in their subject matter. I think we're seeing that in other media, too. Just the base, high-level thing isn't enough and you can add more layers without interfering with people who just want to absorb the top layer. I definitely think games are going to move in the right direction.
>on potentially controversial subjects in vidya
“I’m interested in games telling more rich and meaningful stories. I’m interesting in games having a meaning. I like the idea that games should have different layers. If you’re looking for something more than action-packed adrenaline, it should be there. But it’s not really a quest of mine to get taboo subjects into games. Because ultimately, as a gamer, I want new kinds of gameplay and I want the game to be fun. I’d be more interested in finding a new type of gameplay that wasn’t focused on having a gun or something and that had an equal amount of adrenaline and an equal amount of action-packed fun, that didn’t necessarily involve the gameplay that we often fall back onto.”
This was painful to read through. Reminds me of the IGN comment sections.
>he thinks the government, large corporations, and society at large doesn't want single mothers
Directors are not hands-off. Producers are.
This is always how it has been.
Stop conflating the two terms. They have nothing to do with each other.
Directors manage the game's direction. Producers manage the game's production line.
This is simple shit and god knows why so many gamers don't know it.
>I'm a big fan of action movies - I like those movies where you get to be a spy, where stuff blows up, and I kind of like all that stuff that's eye candy
Thanks for all the "action movie" cutscenes, you cancerous cunt
all these virgins itt that have been Pucified by society and insulting eachother will go at all lengths to defend this dumb bitch in every endeavour she makes for the slimmest hope of getting in her pants
>all these people who have never heard of her before
>Does anyone else have a hard time believing a young, attractive woman actually knows shit about making video games? Is that unfair?
Yes, saying that is unfair you dimwitted, superficial fucknut. Her DNA was arranged in a way that you find her appearance pleasing to the eye, but that it's still only a random occurrence that could've resulted in someone ugly, but it doesn't changer her essence, or limitless potential as a person.
She's not all that attractive.
She's got like, SUPER anglo features. You know when a person is TOO ethnic? Like, you don't want a black person to look to nig. You don't want and asian person to look too gook, you don't want a hispanic person to look to spic.
It's kind of like the white version of that. She's got that long rectangle face, with those strong lines around the mouth, and the thin lips... And she's just that white that's too white.
No, we just arent being edgy for the sake of being edgy. How hot she is certainly has a lot to do with it but faggots like you and SJWs will bitch about women in the industry no matter what.
Looks aside, she has had a succesful career and said some very noteworthy things about game design.
AC1 was good, the sidemissions are somewhat repetetive but are alright
it also feature the best ost and assassinations
many people complained that you had to ride on a hourse from your village to one of the big cities but i thought it was actually pretty sweet
upgrades made sense
AC2 did some things better, some worse but still made things better
one upgrade didn't made any sense at all
funny ending though
then it became a cow
shes saying what you want to hear, just like she tells her bosses what they want to hear
the fact that she was with assassin's creed has bought her the good will and free opportunity to repeat the success (not that she had anything to do with it)
lol I know exactly what you're talking about
Jade is qt, dont get me wrong, but I think people overrate her because every other female in gaming looks a fucking bloodhound.
It's a PR stunt photo what the hell are you expecting exactly? Diversity is seen as a positive thing, if they had a guy in a wheelchair you can be sure he'd be by her side too.
Yes, life isn't fair, and Hollywood lied to you.
Ugly people aren't automatically smart and beautiful on the inside, and attractive people aren't all stupid shallow narcissists.
>Thread about one of the most amazing women in Video Games ever
>It's just horny teenages fawning over her
Ugh ... And you guys say we don't need feminism in video games. This thread is a prime example of why we do.
>jesus christ their office is in a goddamn slum
I was thinking the same shit, all it's missing is a dirty bum holding a 40oz of malt liquor sleeping in one of the empty corners and he wouldn't look out of place
>she needs to look more niggar!
no she doesn't. fuck off, you fucking ape
Well she is chukeling as fuck during the vid
Remember "did u leik it?" koijma doing join effort with jade.
You think they fug?haha
I hope someone can mod in jade as quiet in mgsv,haha
>Oh she must have coded those complex linear single-action "games" like Trivial Pursuit board adaptation and Jeopardy by herself. What a joke
>READS; IMMA ASSUME SHIT AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT PERSON BEING A JOKE.
Well heres too projecting about your jokefull penis then i SUPPOSE
She was the public face for the original AssCreed. Ubisoft literally whored her all over the internet to promote the game.
Then after some backslash they stopped that and she went back to being a producer instead of a tool to fish for horny teenage sales.
>my face when she speaks French
I actually liked the first Assassin's Creed. A shame what Ubisoft made out of it.
Looks at that pair of tits.
Imagine them swinging like heavy balls up and down on top of your face as you take her repeatedly from below with fast sharp movements in her stretched out cunt
>you will never curl up, suck on her titties and call her "mommy"
>i could kiss her neck all day long
calm down, count chocula
Can you get any more pleb with your narrow experiences you uncultivated amerifat.
Don't you have any other threads to be where you can form such sentences and use the terms shitty, boring and edgy in your ordinary chewed out opinion?
>tfw ive fapped to her but never bought those piece of shit games
looks like jade is playing my game
She's so enthusiastic talking about her games. Goddamn she's practically blooming. 10/10 would interview all day.