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Goodnight sweet princess.
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I would marry Jade so hard!
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what a qt3.14
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>>268549845
I wonder if Sony will hire her. She would be good for Sucker Punch or Sony Santa Monica.
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>>268549845
I want to buy her game so hard.
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>>268549845
literally who?

I never read filenames
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>You will never be black and work at her household as the gardener
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>>268550740
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Being a woman is easy mode.
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>>268551982
Not when you're black.
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>>268552201

No being a black woman is also easy mode when living somewhere with a black majority.

Not sure why black bitches to move back to some african nation.
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>>268550910
What happened?
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>>268552436
>Implying black guys like black women.
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How will they be able to capture that special assassins creed magic without her?
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>>268552623
She's having another child and separating with her current husband.
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>>268552201
They still get jobs, because they are black and not hiring them would be racist. Being black would be gross though.
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>>268550740

>That comic made her cry.
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>>268549845
Wow, did they hire her when she was about 8? HOT HOT HOT
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>>268552728
What. Whose child is it.
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>You will never buy her game.
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>>268552728
Did she really fuck her fans?
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>>268552678
It's over.
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>>268552836
Some black guy.

I hope.
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>>268552678

>How will they be able to capture that special assassins creed magic without her?

I think they'll be able to handle making repetitive, depthless missions, as well as braindead combat system, without out her quite welll.
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>separating with her current husband.

Strong cunts going to "cunt".
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>>268552956
Yes you idiot, how do you think she ended up pregnant?
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>>268553052
Some french fuck?
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>>268549845
"managing director"


So this typical do nothing cunt was getting paid fat bank to have meetings and sit on ass.

Fuck I hate women and upper management.
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>>268552992
>repetitive, depthless missions, as well as braindead combat system, without out her quite well.
How could you say that anon, that's actually spot on.
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I LOVED your games, Jade!
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>>268553025
Hasn't she already been sewn up twice? She has a strong cunt.
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>>268552765
Isn't it also why she sort of distanced herself from the industry too, or was that unrelated?
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>>268549845
>Jade was the last chance to get an actual full 3d main game set in ancient China

Guess we'll never get that game now. ;_;
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>>268553167
>That extrapolation from two word

stay mad shitlord
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>>268552992
It's not like she was involved with the series that heavily. She was producer on the first game, and executive producer for 2nd and a bunch of other not AC games. I doubt she even had an opportunity to influence the games beyond the first.

Doesn't really matter though, she's rich, successful, and now having fun popping out babies. She won at life, and probably doesn't want to work at ubi anymore. Can't blame her, if I worked at ubi I'd lose my love for gaming too.
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>>268552436
>female circumcision
yeah, no.
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>>268553053
>she sees your dick
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>>268553673
Apperently she was doing shit again with Unity.
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>>268550910
>>268552728

Source on this?
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>>268553764
>She says it's cute awkwardly while nodding respectfully at your "head"
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>>268553053
Holly shit, she's so ridiculously hot! How can anyone get any work done around that place with that hot piece of ass walking around every few minutes? It makes me want to buy Jade's game right now! a couple of times, then take a nap.

Come to think of it.. we may get a couple of proper games done now that the nerds at Ubisoft lost their magnificent eye candy.
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>>268549845
>ywn find the key to her heart
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>>268553673
>still enjoying video games
I still haven't found a game to fill the void ;_;
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>>268554164
>Abbreviating this hard
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>>268549845
did the patriarchy make her quit?
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>>268549845
Assassin's Creed, Splinter Cell Producer Jade Raymond Leaves Ubisoft
"This is one of the hardest decisions of my career," Raymond says.

http://pastebin.com/yk9S5Hp0
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no man
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>glasses too
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>>268553863
If it was unity instead of an internal engine, then maybe it means ubi probably weren't giving her enough leeway on her new game so she cut loose. Similar to ancel and wild, except ancel is ancel, so he get's support and she didn't. Can't blame ubi for that, to be frank, she's not exactly a fantastic designer/director, imo.
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>>268554697
>the company and Jade Raymond have agreed to pursue future opportunities separately," Ubisoft said in a statement.
Maybe she stopped putting out since getting married?

Sorry to hear Jade I was joking.
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>>268554674
>that ban
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Ooh, her game's graphics did not age well...
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>>268554930
She's so damn attractive. The pressure that would have been put on other women in her studio must be immense.
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>>268554674
>banned
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>>268554930
Damn, I would be her slave boy.
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does anyone have her the most recent picture?
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>>268550740
>deleting the comic

nice mods we got here
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>>268550740
>deleted

/v/ is truly dead
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>>268555356
This is her back in July
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiqrKKmkbTs
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no man
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Someone deleted the comic? Fucking cunts.
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>>268554674
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>>268555395

God damn it!

FUCK THE MODS!
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>>268550740
Can't post that on a Christian image board!
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why are the mods niggers?
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>delete a comic with nudity on a Yotsuba B board
Seems reasonable to me.
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>>268555659
I didn't get to see it and I'm mad. Fuck mods
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Do you think Kojima fucked her? They seem pretty close during the AC1 days.
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STOP TREATING THIS WOMAN LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT YOU MISOGYNIST NERDS!!!
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>>268555793

>tfw jade will never cup your balls
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>>268555813
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>>268555465
maybe hideo kojima will give her a job once he gets tired of stefenie jewston
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>>268554562
christ woman you have enough money to get rid of those moles
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>>268555796
who would not fuck kojima?
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>>268555735
>Oh I can't see nudity because I browse an anime imageboard at work
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>>268555778
>he can't use the archive
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>>268555940
A rule's a rule.
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>>268555778

FUCKING THIS!

Someone post it again, whatever it was.
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>>268555735
Someone's been promoted before.
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>>268554674
Is that GAF? Jesus, they're more 'no fun' than we are.
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>>268555796
Jade confirmed for MGSV DLC
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>>268552678
maybe shoving a baseball bat upon your gay brony ass
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>>268555796
this look how closely she is stading to him her left boob is touching him
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Admit it /v/,
Gaming as a whole feels like it has become a bit darker this day...
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>>268555940
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>>268555446
>entire development team lumped together in the background
>Jade in front for no real reason
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>>268555893
>wanting her to get rid of a beauty mark
Sounds like we got a faggot over here.
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>>268556075
Yeah nah
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>>268555947
wat
pls enlighten me
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>>268556108
>actually thinks his own opinions are facts
LOL
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>>268556073
>left
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>>268556030
You should read the replies if you want some more laughs
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remember when destructoid had this on their homepage?

toip kek
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>>268553167
Most technology positions for women are management jobs.
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>>268556094
She's a producer. Those are the real one's in charge.
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>>268555778
>>268556013

>they don't use 4chan x

You deserved it.
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>>268556336
did it really make her cry?
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>>268554674
Probably the best way to get banned from SJWgaf, besides pointing out half the moderation staff are transexuals
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>>268555446
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>>268556336
Why did she steal Miku's pantsu?
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>>268556183
lurk more
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Goodbye sweet princess. Thanks you for the best AC game(AC1)

>>268553167
She worked as a programmer back in the day and has a degree in computer science, dumbass. Quit being jelly just because you'll never make it in the game industry.
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>>268555813
no
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>>268556452
yeah she cried of laughter and

she cried all the way to the bank
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>>268556664
>best AC game(AC1)
What? I routinely hear that AC1 was atrocious.
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>>268556815
Most people are routinely plebs with shit taste.
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>>268556202
Not the same anon, but you do come across as a bit of a faggot to dislike beauty marks on women.
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>>268549845
I wish to turn her snatch into a semen dripping crime scene while she calls me daddy.
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>>268556249
Link?
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>>268556963
>but you do come across as a bit of a faggot to dislike beauty marks on women
cool story bru
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>>268555813
Fuck you I'm treating her as a piece of ART
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>>268554935
Unity the game, not unity the engine.
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>>268556936
And how do I know your not a pleb, anon? Why don't you explain yourself.
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I never liked her.
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>>268555735
Yeah but a image of a 2d girl bent over and you can clearly see her vagina is okay because she is wearing spats.
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>>268556963
"Beauty marks" is just a euphemism for melanoma, like "curves" for a fat gut.
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>>268556963
There are thousands and thousands of beautiful women out there with beauty marks that could prove your point. Instead you chose Marilyn Monroe.
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>>268557117
Oh... yeah, she's just rich and doesn't care anymore.
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>>268550740
Deleted LMAO
Mods are hilarious
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>>268557119
I realize AC1 is the best AC game and always play games on max difficulty, for a start.
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>>268557175
b-b-b-b-b-but muh curves
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>>268557290
Huh. Now, you really sound like a pleb.
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>>268557205
>Marilyn Monroe
>not beautiful

You're the one that needs therapy, boy-o
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>>268557051
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=915664
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Welcome to 2014 /v/
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>>268555778
>not using appchan
Step it up, senpai.
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>>268556815
I think the second one is better
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>>268553412
fucking Ubisoft!
A game set in ancient China would of been the only thing to get me back into AC games. It all started going stale after with Brotherhood.

I remember this guy painted a bunch of these China concepts as fan art. It looked so good.
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>>268557389
It's not uncommon for plebs to mistake people with different/better taste as plebs.
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>>268557402
Yeah? Like you have citation to reliable source that actually proves this? You know, not some bullshit citation to self-proclaimed experts in beauty, right?

Like how there's a ranking for top-100 ranking American actors and actresses despite 90% of them being total shit.
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>mfw SJW mods are still deleting the jade comic 6 years after it happened

You're deleting a satiric comic you fucking twats.

I hope turning this place into a SJW tumblr friendly hugbox works out for you faggots
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>>268557507
>not using ccd0
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>>268557290
u wot m8?
AC1 is fucking terrible. Literally a 5/10 game.
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>>268557409
thanks
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>>268557515
Oops, forgot pic
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>>268557629
>you will never get to fight the influx of British imperialism and the opium trade as a shaolin monk assassin

why even live
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So, nobody wanted to buy Jade game?
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>>268557554
>hey want to buy this $100 million dollar rare painting?
>don't give a fuck about it
hmm i can sorta see your point. sorta.
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>>268557175
low test beta detected
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>>268557572
it was a nsfw edit you turkey
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So... who's the best woman in Vidya to show females how to actually act in the industry now?
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>>268557814
There's a difference between NSFW and porn.
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>>268556336
Is the guy in the middle second panel supposed to be pic related?
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I guess peole on /v/ weren't lying about sjwgaf
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>>268557814
What the fuck did you call me?
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>>268557905
I would consider Jewish depictions NSFW yet they are still SFW in some people's mentally-challenged categorizations.
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>>268557752
I bought AC1 used and got Blacklist free with my gpu. Both shit
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>>268557839
Elisabetta Silli
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>>268557839
That bitch who made Journey is pretty good, primarily because you never hear from/about her.
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>>268557205
>not dreaming of going balls deep inside Marilyn and impregnating her fine ass with your babies
There was NO heavy plastic surgery, breast implants weren't popular, and no heavy dental porcelain work in those days. She was the real deal. If you don't think she's dream, then you seriously are a fucking faggot. It's like you're a living turd who crawled it's slimy way out of the toilet bowl just to type your shitty opinions on 4chan. Slime your fucking way back and don't forget to flush yourself down.
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>>268556094
>implying that the only good looking, not eye sore, person should ever not be up front and center
I know /v/ is autistic but shit
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>>268557905
>5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.

>or other "not safe for work" content
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>>268558000

No, no, that other "game".
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>>268557997
>being a pussy
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>>268557175
>disliking beauty marks

Plebeian taste detected
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>>268556664
Wow she went to college.
You know who else has a degree in computer science?
Whatever female teachers work in highschools and teach the 'programming classes' etc.

And you're really fucking pathetic with that whole post. I've heard about her even before she went up on stage for Assassin's creed. I had friends working at Ubisoft at the time and another one that worked on a contract per demand from a different country.

She just "manages" a studio for a while or a project and talks to the higher ups who obviously like her very much for her charismatic behaviour.

My guess is that the last game on a stealth franchise she had management lead on didn't fulfill the expected sales and now she's leaving before it escalates downward for her further.

Everyone, EVERYONE else in the studio that created that game you like had more input and more work done on it.

>hurr quit being jelly
kill yourself, you sound like a complete faggot
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>>268552956
yes

source: /v/
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>>268558000
>hating Blacklist.
Blacklist was a good game that people here shit on with out-of-context gifs.
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>>268556094

It's like you have no idea how management positions work.

>>268555446
Also literally one black dude. I feel like these places would hire minorities in a second just for those workplace diversity grants.
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>>268558184
>I had friends working at Ubisoft

And my dad works for Nintendo
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>>268558037
Marilyn a shit
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>>268558170
>he has a different opinion so he must be a pleb
let me guess you probably also consider trans girls right/
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>>268558184

Except she's actually worked on the coding on games before moving to Ubi you tit
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>>268558000
Parrot detected.
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>>268558228
The actual gameplay was done very well on Blacklist, but the narrative and the treatment of Fisher's character was shameful.
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>>268557723
holy shit, that smile and gaping mouth is not normal. scary stuff
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>>268558332
No?
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>>268558258

Son? Get off of here, you'll end up hating video games.
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>>268558228
>out-of-context gifs
You mean gifs showing the garbage bin gameplay?
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>>268558362
I agree with the narrative and characterization of Sam.
They should have just made Sam a mentor for this obviously younger not-Sam guy.
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>>268558000
>>268558332
Trips don't lie faggot.
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>>268558295
>cant handle the bantz either

Just go
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>>268557964
No shit. It's really fucking bad, literally filled with m'ladies and betas.
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>>268558037
>you'll put on a dress and get fucked by JFK
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>>268558542
fuck you i do what i want
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Its funny that the comic seemed to have been allowed to stay linked in that neogaf thread, but not here.
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did she quit because of the recent GG harassments?
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>>268554674
>banned
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Well, now I have to fap to Jennifer White again
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>>268558658
Did GGfags harass her? What the fuck?
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>requesting picture of young jade raymond in that nintendo wii u commercial
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>>268558807
She's always struck me as weird but I'd smash in a heart bear
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>>268558658
>>268558976
No. Stop astroturfing
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>>268558064
Like that means anything.

I'm sure if I posted a webm of kratos tearing off helios' head it would be considered nsfw.
Animu girls in panties would clearly be nsfw.
Those draw thread are blatantly nsfw.
Daily dose is nsfw.
Vidya comics are often nsfw.
DoA in its entirety is nsfw.
List goes on.

You think companies go around saying, you were just looking at girls in their underwear? That's cool. No problem here. The majority of v content would be banned if that rule had any worth to it. It's a nearly meaningless rule; 4chan itself is nsfw. It's only point was to keep the blue boards from being drowned in porn.
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>>268555940
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe."
The rules been the same for a long time now. Get over it, faggots. The board is SFW
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>>268558658
Yes, Another strong womyn gone because of those MRA scumbags.
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>>268554674
>>268556030
>>268556501
How do these people even function in daily life with such thin skin? It's just a harmless joke that wasn't even directed at them and they act like their entire family was murdered right before their eyes.
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>>268559204
Kill yourself
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>>268558998
In a heart bear? Are you sure?
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>>268558228
I thought it was uber-not-stealth? Should play it?
not that not-stealth matters, I even kind of enjoyed conviction
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>>268559138
But 2D images of video game girls wearing latex so tight you can see their clit is work safe. Okay
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>>268558298
Oh she must have coded those complex linear single-action "games" like Trivial Pursuit board adaptation and Jeopardy by herself. What a joke


Anyways I really don't care. It's just that his comment was dumb.
>She worked as a programmer back in the day and has a degree in computer science, dumbass
>"Back in the day"
A few years before getting such a high position in an enormous publisher and game studio with so little work done on games.

>>268558258
Like I said kill yourself and stop projecting the fact that you'll never amount to anything onto others you beta fag. Keep buying her games dude
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>>268559408
HI
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>>268559374
fuck off nerd
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>>268559419
It's better than Conviction - Especially since they actually made the game with three different playstyles in mind.

-Ghost
-Panther
-Assault

With ghost you get the most points for not killing anybody at all, and you get points (but less) for non-lethal takedowns.
Panther is lethal stealth and Assault is loud lethal killing (obviously).
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>>268558184
Underrated mad
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>>268558807
>tfw watched Jennifer White get fucked with a nigger dick in her ass, pussy, mouth and one in each hand all at once
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>>268559789
I guess I should at least download it.
Thanks
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>>268559879
>watching interracial porn
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>>268559975
>not making your own interracial porn with your gf
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>>268559975
>Being racist
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>>268559879
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>268559975
was a webm someone posted on /v/ once

I was just amazed she took such a savage beating
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>>268559975
I'm seriously addicted to interracial amateur porn.

I can't get off unless a black dude with an 8 inch dick is plowing a white or asian girl.
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>>268560165
post plz
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>>268559975
>not imagining you are the white women getting pounded by the bbc

fag
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>>268560151
>not being racist
Move to Florida. Even the most sheltered of retards will be full blown racist in six months.
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We're talking about the woman who said this
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>>268560091
Anthony Burch?
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Klepshit started his article on GB with "One of gaming's most visible women in development..."

Fucker just has to turn every story into one on "gender issues"
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>>268560247
I didn't save that shit. She was wearing a cheerleader outfit, though.
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>>268560246
>heterosexual intercourse

disgusting
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>>268560319
Amber Blank?
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>>268560354
Well that's a bummer. If anyone has it, though, I would truly appreciate it.
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>>268558256
They should hire a second black guy so the first one doesn't get lonely.
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>>268560283
I've lived in Florida for over 20 years and I'm not racist. Think it's just you, man.
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>>268560354
There's also another IR gangbang she did wearing pink heels and it's bretty gud. Halfway through some beta footfag negro takes off her heels and tries to get the other dudes to suck her toes.
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>>268560454
/video7142064/jennifer_white_six_in_me_2

xvideos
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>>268560350
Jade seems like the kind of person that wants to be remembered for her work and not her gender. Whiteknights like Klepek want to feel like they're the big strong protectors of helpless women everywhere so they pull that kind of shit.
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>>268558184
Why are you this mad?
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>>268560628
You da real MVP
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Regardless of anyone's opinion, she WAS part of the gamer family. Good bye Jade, you will be missed!!! *runs away from thread crying*
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>>268560628
jade_raymond_workin_on_her_new_game.avi
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>>268560350
Well he is a faggot.
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>>268560875
Faggot
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>>268560875
Faggot/10

*calls anon a sissy and slams the door*
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>>268560317
...why, that fucking cancerous cunt. Now I'm glad she's gone!
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I actually really liked Jade Raymond. Here are some highlights that show she was legit:

>loved playing vidya as a girl
>wanted to work for vidya as an adult
>majored in computer science
>programmer for sony after college
>hired by EA as producer
>hired by Ubisoft as producer

She didn't give two fucks about the "jade's game" controversy. She took that shit in stride instead of making a big fucking deal about it like SJW tend to do. She should get major points for that from you faggots.
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>>268561128
>being new
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>>268556336
DELETE THIS
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>>268561128
slowpoke.jpg
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>>268561128
did you read it?
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Holy shit this cuck defense force LMAO
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>>268560628
Holly shit she looks just like Jade!! Now I can finally buy her game, over and over....
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>>268561459
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.

Submit to the superior forces. Pleasure will be in your favour in the end.
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>>268561459
>cuck defense force
Not like she cheated on anyone in this thread, /pol/
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>>268549845
she probably left because ubisoft went full retarded with "30fps is better than 60fps".
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>>268557409
Jesus, they're so uptight and pretentious
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>>268561439
add a brazzers banner on the bottom
in fact
someone tell the brazzers dude to make a porn parody of a pornstar with similar looks of jade fucking some dude on an asscreed costume
titled"Life of a Producer"
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>>268557290
Maybe a bit of nostalgia included but I have to agree. The gameplay may be a little bit lacking, but the setting, the voices, the dialog and the story make you forget about that. It's an overall great game.
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>>268561459
>Implying there is anything wrong with NTR
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>>268561115
I am going to marry Jade!
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>>268560317
She told the truth. Hardcore games do not sell as well as casual shit does.
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>>268561226
I'll give her my point
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>>268561709
I'm on it.
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>>268561415
No, of course not, welcome to neo-/v/
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>>268559535

The irony of the projection comment is palpable. You're actually angry a woman has a specific position in a company, most likely a position of higher standing than your current position in whatever current company you may be in(if you even hold a position at all).

How can you possibly call anyone else beta for crying this fucking hard?
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>>268560379
Why do you exist? Oh,that's right,your mommy and dady had a "heterosexual intercourse".
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>>268561128
Read it again, shes not wrong.
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>>268561847
>splinter cell was "hardcore"
no, seriously.. get the fuck out here you mouth breather!!
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>>268556554
>"Why can't I be attractive, like Jade. I wish I was back at my desk, making vidya games."
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>Jade is unemployed somewhere in Toronto
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>>268562028
Implying I wasn't grown in a lab.
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>>268562089
I'm right though
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>>268562205
Then go to the new york of canada and pound that pusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Hope she gets to work at brazzers, bangbros or kink
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>>268562205
Are you implying your chances of banging her are higher because she's unemployed?
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>>268562372
>Jade on Monsters of Cock

Yes, please.
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http://imgur.com/TVMYDHh
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>>268561226
I know Jade got a lot of shit back in the day when Ubisoft was pushing her onto the center stage but she was always pretty fucking awesome. She's gorgeous yes, but she's also incredibly smart and she's got a great personality to boot. She's the perfect spokesman for any fucking product really. She never cared to shits about the "controversy" surrounding her game. I don't recall a single time she's ever brought it up. Ubisoft on the other hand...
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>>268552623
She's tried of Ubisoft and she's leaving. Not everything is a conspiracy, geniuses
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I would buy Jade's game.
I would buy it hard.
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>Jade will never do brazzers

This is the closest we'll get brehs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF25O4P7oCg
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>>268562352
>I'm right though
It wasn't, you're just a pinhead if you think there was anything "hardcore" about splinter cell.
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>>268555917
I wouldnt
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>>268562257
>Implying you don't need a man 's sperm cell and a woman's egg cell to be you.

Actually,I don't really care where you were growing.
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>Good looking
>Has a degree in Computer Science
>Started off as a programmer for Sony.
>has a decade of leadership experience.
>Executive producers for games that made Ubisoft money

She will get a job easy as shit. Her record is spotless and she's largely avoided all the SJW, GG bullshit
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>>268562542
>linking to an image upload site when you're on a fucking imageboard
Get the fuck out.
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>>268561629
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>>268562772
Oh boy, being this fucking dense. What do you think a hardcore game is?
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>>268549845

>attractive female Video Game Developer/Manager who's had extremely successful titles on her resume

She's set for life, she can literally go anywhere in the industry at this point.
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If you have a girlfriend who knows about Raymond and the comic >>268556336
Acting it out while fun, will be horrible, she'll never finish you. Was worth the cum denial though
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>>268561709
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>>268563148
but this thread is to find a way for her to enter the porn industry
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i-if she offered to hold hands with you, would you do it?
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>>268563014
>Uploading smut to a Christan image board

Get the F*ck out
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>>268562607
Wasn't there a whole interview dedicated to it? Either way, at the end of the day you either make a good game or you don't, all nonsense will be swept aside on the back of the games.
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>>268561709
The dude filming the video at the start made it seem like it was a Brazzers video along with the Ubisoft logo printed out on a page and taped to the desk.
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>>268556415
Actually no. Directors are.

Producers are removed from actual game decisions. They're people managers and budget managers.

You should be trusting the lead design of the team, anyway. Not a director or producer.
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>>268562940
>Implying that counts as intercourse.

So if you donated sperm to a sperm bank and later it was used would you count that as you losing your virginity?
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>>268563274

She's got a husband and a daughter, I can't fap to this.

NTR is the worst.
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>>268562542
>being this new
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>>268550489
good at what exactly ? we never really know what was her job exept being qt
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>>268562749
>press play
>Jade jumps from behind the desk with that big beautiful sincere smile
>my dead heart beats again while I feel love again, like in that movie Warm Bodies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ErWNBX9Rc
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>>268563246
Perfect
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>>268563246
10/10
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>>268555446

The people in the back are probably thinking

>Why am I here
>my feet hurt
>I want to go home
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>>268563246
That smile will never be directed at me
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>>268563246
Why did this suddenly become very arousing?
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>>268563421
well make her husbando also work in the porno industry so he can fuck her and that way esence of worst fetish
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Did she really cheat on her hubby? why are people saying this? Also, did she just cheat or did she cuck him?

Also, say you were in a long-term relationship and got married, things were actually really swell, you got your GF pregnant, 9 months later, the kid is half nigger. What would you do?
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>>268563452

She used to be developer at Sony Sony Online or something.
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>>268563723
No, she's just retiring.
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>>268563637
Because she's mocking you but not really.
Because she doesn't even know you.
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>>268555446
>Bunch of white guys
>Prettiest girl is front and center
>She is flanked by the only two minorties on the team
I kek everytime
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>>268563723
I would take that kid in as my own and raise him well. Then when he grows up I'm going to let him cuck me.
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I think she's planning on working on the Oculus rift or something, she was talking about Wearables before she left, and I'm thinking Ubisoft does not want to pursue that avenue.
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>>268563403
That's kind of the issue with games. Too many hands off directors.
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>>268560479

Have you met black guys in Tech? They're pretty much us with dark skin and a different back story.
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>>268557271
damn its like whoever films her or interviews her can't help but concentrate on Jade because of how good she looks. it's like life accomodates Jade and treats her as a protagonist in any setting.

must be nice
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>>268563416
>Implying I ever say "that counts as intercourse"
Did I ?

Heterosex is the natural way that human race reproduce ourselves,maybe you have some disgusting gender complex and resent your own race,but that won't make Heterosex disgusting,more like you are disgusting.
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>>268563723
Take her and the lil half nigglet to Maury Pauvich so i can dance when he reads out loud "You are.. NOT THE FATHER!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
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>>268561226

Some fabulous quotes from Jade:
>On the industry embracing mature themes in vidya
I think we have to. Honestly, I think we are underestimating our audience - they're looking for something more. I mean, just based on the people I work with, the new generation of gamers want games to be about something else than just a context for killing 500 people within ten hours.

I think we have to embrace more mature themes.

>on male power fantasy in vidya
I'm a big fan of action movies - I like those movies where you get to be a spy, where stuff blows up, and I kind of like all that stuff that's eye candy. I think that there will always be a focus on that in games, and a need for that, but games are getting a bit smarter and mature in their subject matter. I think we're seeing that in other media, too. Just the base, high-level thing isn't enough and you can add more layers without interfering with people who just want to absorb the top layer. I definitely think games are going to move in the right direction.

>on potentially controversial subjects in vidya
“I’m interested in games telling more rich and meaningful stories. I’m interesting in games having a meaning. I like the idea that games should have different layers. If you’re looking for something more than action-packed adrenaline, it should be there. But it’s not really a quest of mine to get taboo subjects into games. Because ultimately, as a gamer, I want new kinds of gameplay and I want the game to be fun. I’d be more interested in finding a new type of gameplay that wasn’t focused on having a gun or something and that had an equal amount of adrenaline and an equal amount of action-packed fun, that didn’t necessarily involve the gameplay that we often fall back onto.”
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>>268551982
they get welfare for pooping out children

easy enough
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>>268564515
this nigga gets it
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>>268557409

This was painful to read through. Reminds me of the IGN comment sections.
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>>268564119
it's almost as if the colour of your skin doesnt determine personality and behavior because they are heavily dependent on upbringing and socioeconomic status.
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>>268564740
this woman is a saint.
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>>268557409
>these faggots can't take a joke
reminds me of that asian dude who defended a booth babe after her boobs were touched WITH HER PERMISSION
>m'lady
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>>268564859
>he thinks the government, large corporations, and society at large doesn't want single mothers
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>>268564007

Directors are not hands-off. Producers are.

This is always how it has been.

Stop conflating the two terms. They have nothing to do with each other.

Directors manage the game's direction. Producers manage the game's production line.

This is simple shit and god knows why so many gamers don't know it.
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>>268565495
Man I remember that. Getting several vaccinations. My arms were hurting for a week.
>>
no man
>>
Does anyone else have a hard time believing a young, attractive woman actually knows shit about making video games? Is that unfair?
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>>268564740
>I'm a big fan of action movies - I like those movies where you get to be a spy, where stuff blows up, and I kind of like all that stuff that's eye candy
Thanks for all the "action movie" cutscenes, you cancerous cunt
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>>268565882
grow up faggot.
>>
all these virgins itt that have been Pucified by society and insulting eachother will go at all lengths to defend this dumb bitch in every endeavour she makes for the slimmest hope of getting in her pants

hilarious
>>
ahhh, Jeidu-san~
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>all these people who have never heard of her before
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>>268565972
Never.
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>>268565882
>Does anyone else have a hard time believing a young, attractive woman actually knows shit about making video games? Is that unfair?
Yes, saying that is unfair you dimwitted, superficial fucknut. Her DNA was arranged in a way that you find her appearance pleasing to the eye, but that it's still only a random occurrence that could've resulted in someone ugly, but it doesn't changer her essence, or limitless potential as a person.
>>
She's not all that attractive.
She's got like, SUPER anglo features. You know when a person is TOO ethnic? Like, you don't want a black person to look to nig. You don't want and asian person to look too gook, you don't want a hispanic person to look to spic.

It's kind of like the white version of that. She's got that long rectangle face, with those strong lines around the mouth, and the thin lips... And she's just that white that's too white.
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>>268566004
No, we just arent being edgy for the sake of being edgy. How hot she is certainly has a lot to do with it but faggots like you and SJWs will bitch about women in the industry no matter what.

Looks aside, she has had a succesful career and said some very noteworthy things about game design.
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>>268556815
AC1 was good, the sidemissions are somewhat repetetive but are alright
it also feature the best ost and assassinations
many people complained that you had to ride on a hourse from your village to one of the big cities but i thought it was actually pretty sweet
upgrades made sense

AC2 did some things better, some worse but still made things better
one upgrade didn't made any sense at all
funny ending though

then it became a cow
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>>268566401
>Pre-mod Skyrim.
Yowza.
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>>268550910
wait a min!
im black! and i live in Toronto! theres hope!
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>>268566337
Well, a 60 year old, kissless virgin could write teen romance novels too, but wouldn't it be hard to believe?
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>>268566771
Nah man. She's already got a dude. You aren't getting in.
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>>268566707
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Just look at that >>268566401
That face looks like the face a lot of anons make fun of for being an ugly western game face.
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>>268549845
Thanks for giving birth to Watch_Dogs before you left.

Cunt
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>>268565303
shes saying what you want to hear, just like she tells her bosses what they want to hear

the fact that she was with assassin's creed has bought her the good will and free opportunity to repeat the success (not that she had anything to do with it)
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>>268566731
We all do anon, we all do.
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>>268555446
>bloom hat
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>>268566364
>brown eyes and black hair
>SHE'S TOO WHITE, RITE GUISE!?
Do the entire human population gene pool a favor yourself, and go drink a bottle of Drano, you fucking waste of air
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>>268555893
>remove moles
if youre gay just say so
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>>268556040
did you forget about the assassin costume dlc for mgs4?
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>>268557271
>the view of the neighborhood

jesus christ their office is in a goddamn slum
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>>268566364
you sound like a guy who fucks animals.
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>>268554674
>banned
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>>268566891
Now are you comparing anime faces to real life? I think you need to spend less time on /pol/ and /a/.
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>>268556664
she has a bachelor in computer science. I doubt she actually got into high-tier programming because computer science is very heavy on math in your first few semesters
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>>268566742
>AC1 was good
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>>268566513
>edgy
you're a fucking moron

>still trying your heart out to appear as someone women will like here of all places
true beta
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>>268566364
lol I know exactly what you're talking about

Jade is qt, dont get me wrong, but I think people overrate her because every other female in gaming looks a fucking bloodhound.
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>>268563868
It's a PR stunt photo what the hell are you expecting exactly? Diversity is seen as a positive thing, if they had a guy in a wheelchair you can be sure he'd be by her side too.

>>268565882
Yes, life isn't fair, and Hollywood lied to you.
Ugly people aren't automatically smart and beautiful on the inside, and attractive people aren't all stupid shallow narcissists.
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>>268566991
Dark hair and eye color is common in white people. What are you talking about?
besides, I was describing the structure of her face. Not the color of her hair and eyes.
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>>268566401
This is a trans right?
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>>268558807
>>268559879
>check her recent stuff
>gangbangs

guess they pay her a lot of crack for those
>>
>Thread about one of the most amazing women in Video Games ever
>It's just horny teenages fawning over her

Ugh ... And you guys say we don't need feminism in video games. This thread is a prime example of why we do.
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>>268567053
>jesus christ their office is in a goddamn slum
I was thinking the same shit, all it's missing is a dirty bum holding a 40oz of malt liquor sleeping in one of the empty corners and he wouldn't look out of place
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>>268567489
Feminism will always exist. There's nothing wrong with that anon.
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>>268566891
skin's stretched too tight. i dont like women with strong chiseled chins. they usually turn out to have penises
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>>268567332
Looks like you're a true faggot. What do you want us to say, dickhead? She is fucking sexy ass milf that speaks positively about video games, why wouldnt we love her?
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>>268567489
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>>268561560
>>268561751
>NTR
>not shit

it's like you faggots never even touched berserk
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>>268563118
HOW DARE YOU OBJECTIFY THIS YOUNG DAMSEL
go ogle some men instead, pervert!
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>>268556554
>>268562194

kek
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>>268562749
>no cook edit
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>>268567412
>she needs to look more niggar!
no she doesn't. fuck off, you fucking ape
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>>268567489
Yes I agree! We need more well spoken attractive women in video game industry that actually contribute to it in a meaningful way.
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>>268564515
>you're not the father
those are goldmines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0li-wH3W5Yo
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>>268567989
>"AAAH go away strawman!"
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>>268566364
What a racist.
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>>268567409
>>268565972
>>268566337
These are the same people who said "booo" and "gross" to >>268554674
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>>268549845
I wish her all the best.

#girlwood
>>
I need to get this off my mind but for some reason she really reminds me of Gia Dimarco.
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>>268567285
not "it's good go play it"
rather "it's good, you might want to check it out"

a 7/10 imho
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Hoping it's me
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>>268568225
Stop projecting.
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>>268568435
Gross.
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>>268568483
Well, you clearly don't know what that means.
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>>268557409
A lot of the posters seem to think she did anything important. She wasn't a programmer, a writer or a director she was a producer.
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>>268566991
>Nordid features are the only white features
I can't tell if /pol/ or just a confused shitskin.
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>>268562823
what a gay.
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>>268568435
Get out pig.
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>>268568435
DELETE THIS
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>>268557629
Anon, please stop... It hurts!
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>>268549845
Why does she look kind of asian?
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>>268569174
because Kojima fucked her so hard she turned half chinese
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>>268568491
>>268568946
>>268569109
OK.
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>>268556075

It has, but seeing how a hack like her fucked off from ever messing with Splinter Cell again fills my heart with hope.
>>
>>268555813
She's the second best thing Ubisoft had, next to Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag.
>>
>>268557959

>doesn't even know who this is

Modern /v/, everybody
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>>268561847

And dumbed down it wouldn't sell at all
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>>268568435

Booo!
>>
>>268570030
did you actually read the excerpt?
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>>268556336
No they didnt...
If so.. why dont we slap them across the face on twitter with proof of them doing so.
Fuck destructoid.
>>
>>268567724
and you will never ever get any pussy in your life
>>
>>268570529

Yes
>>
>>268556336
Jade wasn't really in Maxim, was she?
>>
>>268558368
Well she is chukeling as fuck during the vid

>>268557723
Remember "did u leik it?" koijma doing join effort with jade.
You think they fug?haha
I hope someone can mod in jade as quiet in mgsv,haha
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>>268566364

You mean like Michael Bay?
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another gem
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>>268559535
>Oh she must have coded those complex linear single-action "games" like Trivial Pursuit board adaptation and Jeopardy by herself. What a joke
>READS; IMMA ASSUME SHIT AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT PERSON BEING A JOKE.
Well heres too projecting about your jokefull penis then i SUPPOSE
>>
Isn't she like half-white half-asian or something?
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>>268558037
>There was NO heavy plastic surgery

look how rong u r
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>>268555796
That's clearly a post-coital smile.
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>>268571172
Heh, yea, I suppose I never really looked at Michael bay before. But he's definitely got those exaggerated anglo features. Goddamn, he looks like a Metal Slug character.
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>>268571372
needs more memes in your comments, I can't understand you or what you're trying to say
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>>268571472
>Kojima remembers all the basics of Close Quarters Coitus
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Post more of this semen demon
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>>268571502
He looks like Marco.
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>>268568653
She was the public face for the original AssCreed. Ubisoft literally whored her all over the internet to promote the game.

Then after some backslash they stopped that and she went back to being a producer instead of a tool to fish for horny teenage sales.
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>>268571912
Check out her facebook - It's public.
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>>268571912
Is that really needed?

Not cool.
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>my face when she speaks French
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZwvXYP-Ws

I actually liked the first Assassin's Creed. A shame what Ubisoft made out of it.
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>>268572204
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiqrKKmkbTs
>Implying you wouldn't stick your dick on this fine female human being.
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>>268572204
Looks at that pair of tits.

Imagine them swinging like heavy balls up and down on top of your face as you take her repeatedly from below with fast sharp movements in her stretched out cunt
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>>268572362
Jade is so gorgeous, i could kiss her neck all day long
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>>268572480
>you will never curl up, suck on her titties and call her "mommy"
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>>268567053
>>268567625
This.

What a depressing shithole, fuck me.
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>>268572480
>being a manlet
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>>268572820
>call her "mommy"
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>>268572820
Um...I hadn't thought of this, but am strangely intrigued by it...
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>>268572574
>i could kiss her neck all day long
calm down, count chocula
>>
Before I even started coming to 4chan I was in love with her. Then I found out /v/ was constantly calling her a slut and a whore and it just broke me.
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>>268557409
>those replies
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>>268572958
Can you get any more pleb with your narrow experiences you uncultivated amerifat.
Don't you have any other threads to be where you can form such sentences and use the terms shitty, boring and edgy in your ordinary chewed out opinion?
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>tfw ive fapped to her but never bought those piece of shit games

looks like jade is playing my game
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>>268572389
She's so enthusiastic talking about her games. Goddamn she's practically blooming. 10/10 would interview all day.
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>>268572820
rest in piss
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>>268571297
$100 says he's a 300+ lb neckbeard.
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>>268573538
yeah i dont like how people like to yell out slut and whore here
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>>268560875

please stop newfag
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>>268553165
>french canadian
fixed that for you
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