Have you ever added /v/ on Steam?
How did it go?
/jp/ does stuff like this all the time to this day.
They roleplay little girls on Steam and in various MMOs to get in game cash. They also like TF2 because it's touhou modded.
They don't work and they're desperately lonely so like /v/ they just went hard gay to deal with the loneliness.
>/v/ finds this group
>We raid and report it
>Group gets locked down and is on full damage control
>It eventually gets hacked and vandalized beyond repair
>It remains in that state to this day
One guy kept sending me videos and news about police brutality or whatever. It got annoying so I removed him.
But I made friends with another guy who I talk with a lot. He's a bit of an elitist asshole, but still fun to chat and play vidya with.
I would imagine that if I did that I would end up with one of the many stupid memeshitters that frequent this board who also probably happen to be very clingy for whatever reasons. Totally fine with having no one in my steam list right now.
Where's my group?
Someone post the bakahouse already
>No one will ever jerk off to your steam pic
Yeah. We talk for a while then never talk again. One guy gifted me tarraria, though.As long as you avoid shitlords (easily recognizable by their profile) you could have a good time.
>Steam friends list hardly has anyone
>Decide to go into these threads
>Add a few people
>The first thing the first guy asked me was what were my fetishes
>Deleted him as soon as he went online
>Other two anons I added were pretty cool
>I'm too much of an introvert to keep my attention focused to a conversation so I avoid talking to them now
They tend to be really nice to me.
We either play games all the time or just talk depending on what they feel like doing.
It's funner when we have common interests that aren't video games like gardening or jogging.
I've even had people on from steam friend threads teach me to cook unique food and sometimes I get recipes.
>add someone from /v/
>faggot, manchild or never talks
One time I added someone who I didn't know was from /jp/ because he was in several of the same groups as me.
He was a male to female tranny (post op obviously)
Wouldn't shut up about some girl he liked back in high school (I think he was like 19? This was a while ago.) and what a bitch she was.
Any time you said a thing he didn't like he would explode on you about it or if you made any kind of gender related comments he'd get furious and type out hour long rants. Dude was a moron, he wanted to be a girl who liked girls so I suggested he just stay a femboy and keep his wang attached and he was fucking furious.
Then long after I would just ignore him he would keep spamming apologies and you could almost tell he was crying at the damn keyboard. One day I just blocked him and his profile got super dark after that. It was like I was the only person who'd listen or something.
Never become a NEET, /v/.
>adding anyone on steam that is in ANY 4chan related group
instant faggot flag
no one gives a shit that you post on 4chan and trying to associate yourself with steam proves you are just coming from some other forum and don't enjoy keeping yourself Anonymous
you only join those groups so you can spout fucking /v/ memes anyway because it's the only "comedy" you know of I have seen and heard you faggots in my games and I know this is a fucking fact
I've added a lot. Most just stop talking much eventually. I've met one person though who's always been my best bro. Met him on /v/. We play everything together all the time.
Love you, Aaron.
added one, he's alright he keeps inviting me to him and his other friends fap session calls.
They jack off to the same doujins while in skype at the same time.
I thought I was strange until I met him, I feel normal in comparison now.
One dude added me once after we played in a skullgirls lobby.
Never talked to him.
So, okay I guess?
One of them is my best Steam buddy now.
I wish I had a reason to add more people, but I have few games on Steam and rarely play online and my current backwater connection is too slow for online play anyway.
join and post memes
raid it you faggots
I've realized I hate everyone who plays video games.
I hate manchildren who wear Zelda t-shirts barely constraining their flab and loiter in Gamestop. I hate dudebros who play Call of Duty because they refuse to enter adulthood or pursue more meaningful hobbies. I hate anime skeletons who browse shitty boards like this and flirt with other men (because fuck knows no woman would ever want them.) I hate feminist dykes who criticize sexism in games because they're too cowardly or lazy to go stop it where it matters. I hate vampire women who play games only because they smelled a stockpile of weak men with disposable income, not because they like games. I don't even like /v/, since most of you are hypocrites who shit on dens of faggotry like Reddit or tumblr yet embody many of the same traits they do, like being knee-jerk warriors without a cause or worshiping memes.
I fucking hate other people who play video games. I wish I had another hobby; one with people who aren't literal, breathing garbage and the refuse of western society.
>Have you ever added /v/ on Steam?
Depends if you consider /a/ who play PC games to be /v/. I guess so.
>How did it go?
Fucking terrible, forced me to roleplay with them in private messages, etc.
Being a pushover I instantly get put into that 'taker' box.
Caught me ;)
Just use it for chatting.
No, it's usually involves me running to the store to grab spices and stuff I've never heard of.
I did once.
And holy fucking hell was it a mistake.
>play RO2 frequently and nobody on my friend list has it
>join a random server, I think it was 40-1
>this one guy said who wasn't completely shit said something /v/ related, it wasn't obnoxious though.
>alright, why not, I don't have anyone to play RO2 with anyway
>I add him
>when we're talking he suddenly starts to insert memes once in a while
>next day he doesn't speak human anymore, the only language he knows is memeish
>he changes his profile description to "le jimmi rustle" and location to Zimbabwe
>fuck him, decide to play DCS
>LOL FLIGHT SIMS ARE FOR AUTISTS LOOK I'M DRIVING A PLANE AAHAHAHAHHA AUTISM
>NICEME.ME ISN'T IT
>NICEME.ME ARE YOU RUSTLED YET AHHAHAHAHAHHA
For fuck's sake, I just wanted to play RO2 with someone.
He was an admin of at LEAST 5 steam groups and they always got deleted by Steam Admins (Yes, they do exist. I've had a group deleted by them once).
The ones that didn't get completely blanked out had long comments of him ranting about people or that girl from his high school or K-ON. His avatar was always fucking Mugi from K-ON.
One of the main signs of autism on Steam is anime avatars. I have a moeblob one myself, but besides my regular group of friends I never speak to anyone and just stay on mute in games.
Yeah, if she has a penis, she's not your girlfriend.
I got added by some dude with diagnosed mental issues, but he's pretty fun.
I then met some chick via Star Citizen who is pretty nympho, she left /v/ recently due to #gg drama but she still chats occasionally.
I also met another girl on the same Star Citizen chat who used to do art for /d/.
She has a thing about military hardware fucking girls. I think I have some pictures saved, mainly cause it was a Challenger 2.
Oh god that exact thing happened to me, anon. With a different game though.
i had a few. only remember one, he admitted he had autism, but it didn't really get in the way of us having good times
then he started playing dota and it all went down from there. maybe you're still here, mike
>tfw NEET who likes to gift people from /v/ games because you like to make people happy
Never had really terrible people added from /v/, mainly because I avoid the gayshit.
Wait, so they literally circle jerk in skype.
>add a guy from /v/ on steam
>he doesn't even play video games
>that moment when you realize you're too bitter to ever have a friend
I almost want to ask for source.
What's wrong with me?
i am that guy
i can't stop memeing
it's a real problem
1) Make sure your avatar is either Nichijou or K-ON.
2) Make your profile seem super shy and briefly hint at your primary fetish.
3) make cutesy comments on people's pages and make SURE they comment you back
4) Join every /jp/ and /v/ group you can
You'll be swimming in boypussy
>mfw I add people from /v/ and buy them games in exchange for cock shots/fap videos
>try to ERP with one of those guys
I never realized how good my writing skills were until I met those flabby virgins.
That is really fucking gay. Like what the fuck, I never got people who are so open to talk about their fetishes and shit in the open and watch porn together.
I like porn and fapping as much as the next guy but I don't like to fucking talk about it. I guess I'm just a prude.
I hope you then bully them constantly and call them whores and sluts.
I mean, I fucking would and I'm not even into that shit.
Then again, I've spent way to much money on random fags I don't even talk to. Randomly bought a dude a Lowe once on WoT when I played it just cause he wanted one.
Never spoke to him again.
A guy randomly added me and claimed he had saw my profile on /v/
at first I thought, what a faggot but then I slowly fell in love with him.
Shame he has a girlfriend.
>add someone on steam
>talk to them once when i add them
>delete them after like a week
>add someone on steam
>they gift me a game
>i remove them the next time they go offline
i've gotten at least 3 games doing this
Well, he lives a very happy life until the point he gets devoured.
You mean those same-faced nipsketches who all have minor variations of the same three personalities?
I feel a lot less ashamed that I ERP frequently with this guy I've known for like 5 years on the internet.
I used to have an anime avatar too, but didnt want to associate, or look like I associate with that crowd anymore.
In fact, I kinda like my skeleton avatar. Oh yea, I met a mtf too, but shes qt and not annoying at all, and isnt really bothered by labels and shit. She doesn't really play games anymore but she still keeps in touch with my anti social ass from time to time. Things can be good, if you don't go into anime autism groups!
>Is a drawfag here and there
>Usually accept people's friend invitations because I don't really see the problem with it
>Nobody talks to me
I'm tempted to flush my friend list with just a few people who actually talk to me but I fear if I did that, people would think I went on a meltdown, rage spree or something.
No, it's because Touhoufags behave exactly like bronies, except they instead adore / fanfic / wank over poorly-drawn lolis in frilly dresses and insert their stupid shit into everything else.
People from /v/ make intolerable friends, and I'm a queer ass furry, that's saying something.
>They ask for ERP
>They ask for free games
>They always greentext out of /v/
>Always spouting memes
I go on Steam to play games, not listen to you ramble like a moron. I've met maybe 3 decent people at best though.
What if it's a girl you're talking to?
Cause, as I said above.... I've met a few girls (yes, they're not modified, yes one of them is fat, at least now..... She was pretty nice before) and we chat bout that shit all the time. It's pretty cool.
You never just want to chat to a chick about sex and shit and not be looked at weird. It's been like over a decade since I talked to the various nympos at my school about that stuff.
To make it worse, I came to the realisation like 3 years after I finished school that one of the girls used me as a masturbatory aid without my permission or my knowledge.
God damn I was mad.
Honestly, I get pretty disgusted with porn after I'm done fapping to it. And I don't know why you would want to watch it with friends.
>many years ago
>joing 4chan party van
>play TF2 and have fun
>TF2 turns into shit
>stop playing it
>stop going to the group chat
>stop logging onto steam
someone gifted me l4d2 to play, had some fun so thanks person. but honestly I was already sort of tired from playing l4d and felt cheapened as fuck at how valve released what originally was announced as extra update content as an standalone "sequel"
I sometimes greentext bits of what someone said so I can provide better context to try and retort it; I also use casual memes like feels bad man
Feels bad, man
Anyone else have an alt that they spoofed up to look super weeb and animu ish?
I always go into those group chats and subtly make fun of the people there. You gotta be real subtle though or the admins with autism will ban you real quick. You gotta make them just uncomfortable enough to either think you're joking or subtle enough that they don't realize till way later.
It's pretty fun.
I met a trap once. They would send me pics, erp as anime or vidya girls to make me cum, and just pander to me all the time. I miss them.
I'll never be able to find him or a replacement again
Every time this fucker goes offline, he tells me goodnight.
It's getting even more disturbing because he writes some disturbing shit like
>Goodnight. I can't fight this feeling any longer
>And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow
>What started out as friendship, has grown stronger
>I only wish I had the strength to let it show
>Goodnight. If you stand alone in distance and far away
>Time could be freezed, you can always be near your love,
>You got somebody to be for you
>Goodnight. I love you, so much I want to kill you.
Also he got another dude to cum on his profile pic, the dude came on his fucking 3DS
>friend someone from /v/
>he wants to talk about morrigan porn
>sends me a bunch of downloads
>it's luvcheez from the /fgg/ threads
>tell him I'll holler at him tomorrow
>haven't logged into steam since
>have this happen to me
>find out /tg/ used to have erp threads that got moved to /soc/
>they write pages upon pages just for one session
I don't know whether to be creeped out, impressed, or ashamed that I'm not as good at writing as they are.
>have a character on an RP realm
>all of my RP is subtly criticizing common bullshit they do
>people end up liking me
>especially the ones I make fun of
If you meme spout for any other reason than for satire, get out.
Yes, moot meant satire, not irony (ironic). He was a dumb cunt then and is a dumb cunt now. Except he's in the Emergency Room at the moment.
>Having your profile private
Why do people do this again?
>someone adds you
>they gift you a game
>remove you right after
People are so generous I never get to pay them back.
I never paid for a single one of my steamgames.
I have over 100
I used to have an anime avatar then I got added by weirdos so I swapped it to my favorite video game characters then an artist OC then to a ghost.
The ghost works the best.
>has a dev added
>we talk everyday about his game
>We got close
>we haven't talked since my keyboard broke two days ago
I use greentexts for stories
Yeah but who's gonna want to just chat?
>talking to a girl
Never fucking ever, I'm almost a wizard (28 years old). I just never really cared about relationships and all that so I never sought any. I thought I was gay once but after trying to even look at any gay porn (even traps) I felt nothing.
Adda guy from /v/
He gets a huge group of people to play KF with,
in that group add another guy from /v/.
Things are pretty cool, got some cool friends to play KF,CSGO,Dota2 and Dayz with.
Get a random friend request.
some 4chan troll who doesn't play videogames, adds me because we have the same name.though he's been playing 8bitmmo a lot lately
>get a cool gift from an anon
>want to talk to him
>feel like shit
>don't want to be a cunt and block him
>too poor to buy him out
No, they don't like you. They just don't want you to hate them.
In other words, they want you to stop being a dick to them. I know, I once was like that. Now I don't give a fuck. Probably a reason nobody replies to me on ArcheAge.
>socially retarded from browsing /b/ in my youth
>mean and angry from browsing /v/ right now
>racist and intolerant from browsing /pol/ on occasion
>lost my trap friend
>drifted apart after i told him i was straight