Hackurai

>Go to a restaurant
>Order starter and a steak
>Here sir, your dessert!
>Waiter places a turd on a plate in front of me
>I should not find any issue with this
SAKURAI LOGIC

>>268268115
>not into coprophagia

go eat shit and die

>Splits multi characters (Shiek, Samus) into two separate characters
>Calls them newcomers

Such a hack

>>268268115

Your jokes at his comparison isn't funny

It's not about getting a dessert "I DON'T WANT" and "YOU CANT CHANGE IT YOU MUST HAVE IT"

It's about wanting your Dessert to be a dinner plate.

His point is morons who think Clones take the spot of a newcomer.

Stop shitflinging his words so you can get a reason to be mad, you are the true cancer.

>Turns Ganondorf, one of the most famous villains in gaming, into a Captain Falcon clone because MUH DADDY ISSUES

Why does he keep making smash? It's obvious he hates it.

>>268268340
Except he didn't?
They are considered veterans you idiot, it tells you on the site who are newcomers and they aren't labeled as such

>>268268382
>Dark Pit has his own Final Smash, voice and music
Keep trying to justify it.

>implying you fuckers aren't tsundere for his gook ass

>>268268536
If we didn't have him, we'd simply have one less character in the roster

>75% of the game is recycled from Brawl
>Taunts, music, everything
>Still takes 8 years to make

hehe

>>268268401

Captain Falcon's moveset makes absolutely no sense, it was a last minute addition, for fucks sake the anime with the falcon punch was AFTER Smash 64 shoved it in when it had no context to the series.

The moveset matches Ganondorf better, get over it. It's been 3 games already, they cant change him, if anything just get Pig Monster ganon.

>Go to a restaurant
>Order starter and a steak
>Here sir, a free dessert, courtesy of the house!
>WOW FUCKING FAGGOT I WANTED ANOTHER FREE STEAK, NOT THIS SHIT! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAG? THAT DESSERT COULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER STEAK OR ANOTHER MEAL!

>go to restaurant
>order something
>get something half-assed
>"You forgot your free dessert!"
>he shits on my plate
>"Have you ever made a dessert? It's free, child. Now eat."

>>268268661
>if anything just get Pig Monster ganon

That's what we WANT

I can swallow not changing Ganondorf because of the reasons you listed, but at least give us Pig Ganon. I mean it's motherfuckin' Zelda.

>>268268536

Okay?

That still doesn't mean anything, his effort still wouldn't do shit for a newcomer

All of Melee's clones couldn't make up 1 character

Changing a final smash to somebody else's is still the same copy pasted effort anon. Now your just missing the point.

>>268268746
>free dessert
>He shits on your plate
>fat faggot like you defends him by eating the shit and smearing it on your face
:^)

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say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens

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>>268268115
Something similar is a good analogy for Smash on 3DS and Smash on WiiU

>go to restaurant
>order steak
>they say "sorry, it will take a while until your steak (smash wiiu) is ready, would you like to have a creamy turd(smash 3ds) in the meantime to still your hunger?
>"oh sure, sounds great!"

this is where you went wrong. should've been a bit more patient you little fuck

/v/ - food and shit analogies

>>268268401
Are you mentally challenged?

>>268268576
AND THAT WOULD BE BETTER!

I'd rather have my steak than steak and a lump of shit. More does not always = better. This is RUDIMENTARY game development. By that logic, any cut content in anything ever is a serious detriment to the final product.

>>268268658
6 years of "okay guys draw some concepts at home and bring them in every friday"

>>268269025
>>268268847
>>268268769

ITT: entitled manchildren

I DON'T WANT IT, ERGO IT'S SHIT AND NO ONE ELSE SHOULD HAVE IT!!

>>268268746
This implies Dark Pit is of the same quality as other characters. This is not true in any respect.

>>268268919
lol this pic

>>268268945
Don't forget the fat loyal customer who insults you and then eats the turd.

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>you will never stop being salty over the fact that sakurai won't suck your dick

Have you ever made a game?[/spoiler

>>268269087
Fat shit-eating customer pls.

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>>268268115

>>268269193
Yes, a top-down "bullet hill" kind of game where you fly a bomber and try to kill/dodge enemy jets coming at you

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Autism general?

>>268267954
>Go to fancy restaurant with your Dakimakura
>It has a good reputation
>Food is okay, nothing spectacular
>Waiter puts a McDonald's apple pie on your check, still in wrapper
>"I didn't order this. This looks unappealing and unappetizing. It's clear you spent very little time on it and it cheapens the feel of the entire meal. This is supposed to be a classy establishment. You're embarrassing me in front of my waifu."
>"It's free you child. Have you ever made a meal? We had no time to prepare dessert."

>>268269279
not sure why I said hill, obviously I meant hell

This shit is so forced

>>268268401
You actually believed that thread?

Has there ever been anyone else that was able to cause more shitposting on /v/ than Sakurai?

You autism filled babies cant comprehend simple shit it's embarrassing.

The issue isn't about complaining about said "dessert"

It's about wanting a full fledged newcomer over them.

You can bitch about the clone choices. But don't bitch about "Stealing spots" or else your the manchild Sakurai is talking about.

>>268269025
but clones aren't a lump of shit. It's more like having carrots with your steak and then getting some baby carrots after.
It's pretty much more of the same but slightly different.

>>268269334
>mcdonald's apple pie
>bad

>>268269397

nope

>>268269507
Wrong.

Dark Pit is literal shit, compared to Dr. Mario and Lucina being baby carrots.

>>268268401
did you really believe that?
are you that gullible?

>>268269408
Sadly your post won't help people realize things.

>>268269603
>Dark Pit is literal Pit
ftfy

>>268269397
The Last of Us.

You can't discuss the game normally without it being shitposted hard.

It's just shitposting bait.

>>268268576
Quality over Quantity sakuraidrones

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>>268269603
Dark Pit is not shit okay, Sakurai worked hard on him. I stayed up many nights trying to make sure he is different

>go to a restaurant
>order a steak
>finish it
>here sir, for being a loyal customer, we'll give you some extra stuff without charge. We can't give you another free steak but please accept this chocolate cake
>WHAT THE FUCK? IF YOU'RE GIVING ME FREE STUFF THEN IT HAS TO BE ANOTHER STEAK, NOT SOME CHEAP SHIT, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT. I DESERVE FREE STEAKS

>>268269657
That's what I mean.

Why can't Dark Pit be like a slower, powerful clone of Pit?

The fucking Smashboards autists dissected him and found out he is literally fucking Pit with 0.5% difference on two B moves. Neutral and Side-B.

>>268269087
>entitled
Fuck off kotaku shill
>>268269192
He's already sucking his own and sakamoto's

>>268269687
There's already a bunch of unique newcomers in Smash 4. A couple not-so-unique ones are fine.

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There is no such thing as a "slot"
please get that out of your head

>>268269603
He's the same thing as those clones, you just don't like the character

>>268269752
that's still more than Lucina

>>268269603
You just don't like him you fucking idiot
there is nothing that makes him worse then Dr. Mario or Lucina

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>>268269783
>Q: When was Greninja added to the roster? #nintendo#roundtable#e3
>A: All characters were decided at the beginning of development. Even that Pokemon slot for Greninja. Well before X/Y came out. #nintendo

http://purenintendo.com/2014/06/10/e3-2014-super-smash-bros-roundtable-information/

GET FUCKED SAKURAI DRONE
NOT TO MENTION THAT HACKURAI CHOSES THE POKEMON FOR SMASH NOT GF

>>268269735
>People still think Dark Pit is edgy
Why?

The only thing I am mad about is that the 3DS version is holding back the real version.

Are my eyes working right? Am I seeing a nintendo game thread where people are actually bashing a nintendo game?

>>268269897
and this proves the existence of a slot how?

>>268269858
Dr. Mario has a couple of moves that are 100% different from Mario.
Lucina's sword functions differently from Marth's.
Dark Pit just has the GRR ELECTROSHOCK side-B and that's it.

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>>268269909
He is
>b-but h-he was just a parody!
>y-you didn't play uprising
Sakuraidrones are the worst

Since I think it'd be smart to have a few characters being held back to hype the U version that are added to the 3ds somehow later, I'll hold off final judgement until the U version comes out. I don't expect it, but it'd be nice, so I'll wait and see.

As is though I really can't believe people haven't been calling him out on all his bullshit, that dessert quote being one of them. Of course he thinks Dark Pit is a dessert, he jacks off all over Kid Icarus Uprising and thinks his shit don't stink. Dark Pit isn't a dessert, Mewtwo would be a dessert. DK not being shafted would be a dessert. Ganondorf not being a clone still would be a dessert. Ow the Edge Pit from a game most people haven't played instead of any cut clone coming back is not a dessert.

>>268269947

No, this a Sakurai thread, in which Sakurai's eternal youth is fueled by buttmad over any little thing.

>>268268658
>>268269057
But Smash 4 didn't take 8 years to make.

>>268269974
>All characters were decided at the beginning of development. Even that Pokemon slot for Greninja.
>.Even that Pokemon slot for Greninja
>Even that Pokemon slot
>Pokemon slot
>Slot

>>268269981
Lucina has one variable change. Dark Pit has TWO.
Dark Pit confirmed for better clone than Lucina.

At the end of the day, who really gives a shit?

>>268269996
>instead of any cut clone coming back
Dr.Mario returned.

>>268269984
How is wanting to be free edgy?

Smash fans are the worst cancer on /v/.

>>268269316
>Zelda
>In her appearance in Melee, she had blonde hair. This time? Brown hair. BROWN?! BROWN?! BROWN HAIR DESTROYS THE VERY ESSENCE OF PRINCESS ZELDA'S CHARACTERIZATION!


top kek

>>268269984
Okay
How come people didn't call him edgy when KI Uprising was out
This shit started when people figured out he was in Smash

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>DR, Mario, Lucina and DP have all unique animations, models and texture
>Lucina and DP have unique voice
>DP has unique victory theme
Tell me how that shit didn't take time and atleast could be used to bring back wolf or lucas, the only ones left in brawl that didn't have tech or third party problems

>>268270101
Are you retarded? Gamefreak told Sakurai to "save one slot for an X/Y Pokemon".

>>268269984
he's not really edgy though.

>>268270238
They already had 3DS and Wii U models and textures ready for them before they decided to change them from costumes to clones.

>>268270238
WHY DO YOU ADD THESE CLONES?

WHY DIDN'T YOU ADD THESE CLONES INSTEAD?

>>268270126
>hurr I'm pit's darkests feelings
>you're just a puppet
>I always go by my own
>>268270219
People called him edgy even when he was suggested as a character and before the palutena traielr or the leak
>>268270297
Sakurai chooses the pokemon, not gamefreak, it was confirmed, and sakurai decided to give pokemon a new slot

>>268269815
Lucina has slower and faster moves than Marth's.

Also the no tipper gimmick. That's a lot more than Dark Pit's.

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Based Sakushit, thank you for shitting all over my face

>>268270238

sometimes I can't tell if you fuckers are legitimately retarded or just pretending

>>268270494
>muh waifu!

>>268270350
Sakurai chose the Pokemon but he went to Gamefreak to ask what they wanted. Also Gamefreak was the one who gave him a list of X/Y Pokemon to choose from.

>>268270238
Because they were going to be costumes, you idiot.
Dark Pit's victory theme is a fucking SEVEN SECOND remix of his theme that is already twice in the game. Why don't you blame Alph, Little Mac and the Koopalings too?

>>268270350
>and sakurai decided to give pokemon a new slot
Adding a slot doesn't mean that there should be an imaginary limited number of them.

>>268270341
not really

>>268270103
>one
Marth has some moves that are faster than Lucina's. These include his jab, side smash, down smash, tilts, up-air looks slightly faster than lucina's, and possibly his dolphin slash (up special).

Lucina on the other hand has moves that are faster than Marth's. These include her dancing blade (side special; most noticeable) and her f-air and b-air's are slightly faster than Marth's.

Dark Pit only has two side-b changes that are more pathetic than the Melee clones.

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>Release unfinished demo for 3DS
>Fantards will buy a Wii U for the unfinished full game

Very clever

>>268270350
Explain why he's edgy

>>268270494
>muh waaaiiiifu

>>268270219
>Remove]
The people who played it did (minus you, cockdrone), except nobody stateside actually PLAYED Kid Icarus Uprising.

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No pic no buy, Hackurai

Shulk is in the game just to advertise Xenoblade on New Nintendo 3DS

>>268269025
except it's optional
it would be like having a buffet with over 50 different food options, and one of them is a literal pile of shit

>>268269783
she has a "slot" ;)

>>268270341
>>268270532
Why not alph instead dark pit then
He has no voice
And people say that he takes like 2 secons wich it doesn't, it may be 7 seconds but making music takes work
>>268270345
>lucas and wolf
>clones
Full retarded
>>268270532
>slots don't exit
>WEll they don't work that way!!!

>>268270624
Goku would probably make the game sell twice as much

>not waiting for the Wii U version to get new characters

>>268270624
You have Lucario

WHY DID MY FAVORITE CHARACTER MAKE INTO SMASH? THIS GAME IS SHIT: The thread

>>268270624
There are 38 Dragonball games on Nintendo systems, it's only a matter of time.

>>268271009
Smash is the ultimate proof that /v/ has a "10/10 or 0/10" mentality.

>>268270751
>Why not alph instead dark pit then
Why would you make a clone of one of the least played characters in the game?

>>268271009
You know the point of the game is to duke it out with your favorite nintendo character?
That was the main marketing point of the game you faggot

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>tfw smashtears try to convince me that sakurai is a shit developer when KI:U exists.

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>>268271109
>Olimar
>least played
Someone wasn't here during brawl

Rosterfags are the worst
Even worse than P:M elitists

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>>268271231
>mfw all these sakushills jizzing over KI:U
It's probably because it was the first real game to come to the 3ds in it's launch

>>268270307
>has fucking DARK in his name
>not edgy

smoke more

>>268270751
Alph doesn't really have much to possibly distinguish himself from Olimar. Rock Pikmin would just be Purple Pikmin.

>>268270998
Lucario is a fag

>>268271380
By that logic Wario is edgy?
>WAR

>>268270494
I wonder what Ashley's cunny tastes like

>>268271380
Dark Kirby wasn't edgy.

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>>268267954
>buttmad monkeyfag rectally ravaged over the glorious dicksucking Fire Emblem and Kid Icarus are getting compared to his glorified furfag franchise of shit platformers made for the fucking eighties detected

>>268271461
Dark pit just has the re-skinned guantlet as the electroshock
Give alphj the rock pimin and make him faster
There, done
>>268271490
His name isn't War io, it's wario, grasp more sakushill

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>>268271559

>>268271373
But it was released a year after.

>>268271587
>Give alphj the rock pimin and make him faster
Yeah I'm sure the 5 guys that actually play Olimar in Smash 4 would be excited.

>>268271667
>le epin bait maymay from /r/memes

>>268271864
>this projecting
More people played pikmin, than Kid icarus Uprising or the previous one
More people play olimar than pit

>>268271380
Is Shadow Mario edgy then?

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>>268271964
More people know Pit from Brawl than Olimar fro Pikmin
Uprising sold more than Pikmin 3

>>268271587
>>268271587
All of the clones either had no gimmick or a different one entirely from their bases.
Doc, no gimmick
Pichu, self-damage
Falco, no gimmick
Ganon, no gimmick
Roy, sweetspot in the center
Lucina, no gimmick
Dark Pit, no gimmick

Why make this unique mechanic and give it to someone else? It takes away from the character and makes them feel less special. Imagine if two characters had the KO Punch, or the Monado.

Besides, when was the last time you saw fanart of Alph? Hell, what about porn?

>>268271559
Aww yiss, zombies ate my neighbours.

>>268272396
Lucina's gimmick is no sweetspot.
In a way her not having a gimmick is her gimmick.

>>268272396
>or the Monado.
>inb4 dunban shows up in smash 5 as Shulk's Pichu

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>>268272583
So That means that the other clones with no gimmicks have a gimmick

>>268272583
And it's entirely different from her base character.
Alph just use Pikmin. Red, Yellow, Blue, White, and I suppose Rock.
But why have two of the same gimmick? Why create a character entirely possible through equipment that nobody knew or cared about?

>>268272784
no, because her not having a gimmick is what differentiates her from the original character.

People are actually defending dark pit? Fo real?
I love sakurai but come on guys

>>268272583
I wan't to lick Lucina's sweetspot.

>>268272396
>Doc, no gimmick
He was a powerful, but slow Mario. Still is in Smash 4. Also he loses the based FAir meteor smash, but keeps Mario's old Down B.
>Pichu
Faster than Pikachu, thrown items/projectiles by him deal 1.5 more damage.
>Melee Falco
Down-Tilt and Forward Smash hit harder than Fox's. Side-B spikes people. Runs slower and jumps higher than Fox. His laser makes opponents flinch.
>Ganondorf
Slower, but powerful Captain Falcon.
>Roy
Sweetspot on hilt, slower and slightly shorter than Marth. And his UpSmash is a multi-hitting move.
>Lucina
Side-B, Fair and Bair are faster than Marth's. Jab, UpB, side smash, down smash, tilts, up-air are slower than Marth's.
>Dark Pit
The laziest clone of Smash.
His only changes are for two B moves.
His Side-B launches you diagonally upwards and his neutral B arrows travel not farther like Pit's one and deal more damage. They are also harder to control.

I expected more from him.