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This is... a Wii U exclusive...
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>>267771970
No shit.
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Nice paid reviews Nintendo.
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>>267771970
Woow still less than Tlou
>muh other nintendo games
not wiiu ;)
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>>267772082
Actually it's the same score as TLoU, only they were different reviewers
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>5 PS4 games on metacritic with 90+ score
>they're all ports

>5 Wii U games on metacritic with 90+ score
>2 ports, 1 HD remake, 2 actual games

I wonder why people buy consoles with no good exclusives.
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>>267772171
how , bayonetta is 91 , tlou is 95
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>mfw preordered doublepack
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>>267772191
>I wonder why people buy consoles with no good exclusives.
Whether or not they're exclusive isn't that important if you don't own every platform. If you only own a PS4 you'll still get to play MGSV, The Witcher 3, TLoU and other multiplatform games. If you own a Wii U, you won't.
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>Nintendo paying for reviews hahahahahahah
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>>267772460
>The Witcher 3
Also on PC.
>MGSV, TLoU
Also on the much cheaper PS3. Why would someone buy a more expensive console when they could buy a cheaper console with more games?
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>>267772645
Did you read the first sentence?
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>>267772460
>buying a ps4 to play MGS5, the witcher and TLoU
you can get the first on 360, ps3 or PC the second will also be on PC and TLoU is a fucking overpriced port from the PS3
why own a ps4 again?
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>>267772645
Why do you faggots assume that everyone has a gaming PC?
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>>267772898
why buy a console?
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>>267771970
Gametrailers still exists? I thought they died some time last year.
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Lots of reviewers have shit opinions.
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>>267772191
>ports and HD remakes are not actual games

Fucking cut your own throat, please.
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>>267772883
There's a significant jump in quality from sub-720p sub-30fps MGSV on 360/PS3 to 1080p 60fps MGSV on PS4. Plus,people are buying new consoles to play new games. $399 isn't exactly a substantial investment, so it's hard to imagine someone opting to get a PS3 over a PS4 if they want top play new games. Either way, those are just a handfful of examples - nobody buys a console for a couple games, and the PS4 has been selling because it offers a wide array of games that appeal to a very large marketshare. Multiplatform or not, it doesn't matter, since the average consumer will not own more than one dedicated gaming system.
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>>267773036
They do and they're awesome. They laid out most of the casual shilling staff and the team that stayed behind(Damiani, Huber, Ben, Kyle) has pretty good taste and loves japanese games.
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>>267773223
>buying multiplats on a console
>not just building a PC with that money
and yes people do buy consoles for a few games, case in point americans with madden and euros with fifa
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>>267772898
Everyone has a PC, upgrading it to a gaming PC costs less than buying a console.
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>Bayonetta 2: 91
>The Last of Us: 95

Tough break, kids.

>M-MUH POLYGON BRINGING DOWN THE METACRITIC

Polygon gave a fucking 75 to The Last of Us as well.
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>>267773692
>Everyone has a PC
Everyone has a notebook. The majority of consumers strongly reject the idea of a desktop PC.
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>>267773887
oh ok, so most people are plebs and poor instead
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>>267771970

>98

That the number of copies sold or something?
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>>267773887
Source:
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>>267773223
>Shil shilling shil shill shill shill shillinging
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>>267772191

Because exclusives are generally niche games that publishers whore out to guilt trip you into buying a console while multiplats are generally the most popular games played by tens of millions of people.

Anons are becoming more braindead by the second. Sometimes I wish we had a 5 minute post timer just so you retards would think first.
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>>267773874
Don't forget that TLOU is not only better rated, it has sold over 10 million copies and is still going because of the glorious ps4 version.

Blunderetta will probably not even sell half a million worldwide in its lifetime and will be thrown into the bargain bin and forgotten like the Wonderful 101.
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>>267773986

>poor

My sister has a notebook worth more than your house m8
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>>267774278
>a shit game sells truckloads
what else is new
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>>267774004

Literal kek.
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>the dewrito pope network
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>>267774319
lol sure buddy, not my fault you cant afford a good PC
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I've been hearing good things about Bayonetta 2. With the good reviews out, it's gotten me a bit hyped for it and the Wii U in general.. Convince me to buy the game for someone who's new to the genre and the Bayonetta series in general.

I've been wanting a Wii U for some of those fun looking games and with the holidays coming it'll be a great time to buy one. I have enough money to buy maybe 5 games by the end of the year. Does the Wii U legitimately have 5 worthwhile games to play as of this motherfucking moment, /v/?

Currently don't own any next gen console so the Wii U might be the first.
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>9.8
>.8

This gets me every time. I mean, what kind of advanced rating models are these hyper-intelligent gaming "journalists" using to accurately measure their appreciation of a game with such precision?
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>nintendo's face when I buy a wii u on ebay, play bayonetta 2, and sell it again
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>>267774278
You know what? You're probably right. Non-Nintendo games and unfamiliar IPs don't usually sell very well on Nintendo platforms.

And you know what else? I'm gonna enjoy it anyway.
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>>267774520
98 out of 100 people viewed the game favorably?
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>>267772081
>>267772632
>TLoU blatently gets payed reviews
>sonybronys defend it saying its the best game ever and theres no way they're payed for

>bayonetta 2 gets legit reviews
>Haha I can't believe nintendo is actually paying for good reviews!
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>>267774354

>Game is beloved by all, reviewers and /v/ alike

Yes, anon. Feed me dem tears.
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>>267774520
its called avarage
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>>267774278
>Blunderetta

You massive faggot.
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>>267774625
Average of what? Gametrailers doesn't use sub scores.
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>>267774278
Bayonetta will never sell as well as TLOU because it's on a system more common for having child friendly games sell which has a smaller install base than the PS3 and PS4 which has a niche appeal. Whether The Last of Us or Bayonetta is a better game is irrelevant when it comes to sales because The Last of Us is a story driven 3rd Person Shooter - those games are what sells to a mass audience.

Comparing the two in sales is pretty dumb, in fact comparing the two in general is actually ridiculous, both are good vidya
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>>267773132

>literal edge

lol wat a faggot
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>>267774604
>a shit game is loved by retards
fixed that for you bro
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>>267774556
Why would they care? They could never produce a single thing again and stay in business for years.
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>>267773986
People don't exactly buy MacBooks and iPads because of their low price compared with desktop PCs.
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Every thread I go to post in the mod deletes the thread seconds before I hit send.
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>>267771970
No, that's a review
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>>267773874
>The Last of Us: 95
>Super Mario Galaxy: 97

And people called TLoU the game of last generation.
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>>267774520
Graphics 9.5
Gameplay 10
Sound 9.5
Enjoyment 10
There you go, fag.
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>>267774683
It's called arbitrary. It's all arbitrary anon, it's opinion. Or being paid.
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>>267774462

Desktops are cheap as fuck, are you trying to fool ne or yourself here?
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>>267774556
#thuglife
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>>267774691
>both are good vidya

Stopped reading right there.
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October 24th can't come fast enough.
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>>267774585
>TLoU blatently gets positive reviews
>every faggot saying it's the worst game ever and sony fucking had to break their piggy-bank to pay the reviews

>Bayonetta 2 gets positive reviews
>AHAHAH THERES NO WAY NINTENDO PAYED FOR THEM CAUSE ITS NINTENDO OMFG FUCK U FAGGOT FOR SAYING THEY DID

I can also write bullshit and make up hatred instead of acknowledging that different games are good for different people.

TLoU was shit though, fucking movie
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>>267774520
In high school teachers used to score our tests with 4 digit precision, although this probably sounds mind blowing to Amerifats who were scored on fucking alphabet letters
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>>267774750
They're losing ~$100 million per quarter. Sure, they have enough cash to burn for decades, but so what?
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>>267774871
i know they are, you have to be pretty fucking poor to not afford one.
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>>267773874
>OoT 99
>Mario Galaxy 97
>Mario Galaxy 2 97
>Perfect Dark 97
>Metroid Prime 97
>Goldeneye 96
>TP 96
>WW 96
>MM 95
Guess where you can play these games. Well, Perfect Dark is on XBLA as well, but the others are only on Nintendo.
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>>267774278
>tlou 10m copies
>bayo 1/2 m

And still bayonetta will have a higher console/game rate
Suck on that sonyfags
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>>267772898
because you should own a good PC
How can you like videogames and not own a fully capable PC?
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>>267775018

No you have to be pretty fucking poor to opt for buying one instead of a far more expensive notebook.
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GT has been fucking based for the past few months
Brandon is my husbando
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>>267774475
Go for it. I recommend Wonderful 101, Tropical Freeze, Mario Kart, Pikmin 3, and Monster Hunter.
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>>267774943
So tell me in your own words using 1000 or fewer, what could be the quantifiable difference between two different essays on how your a faggot respectively graded 9.892 and 9.893?

I'll rate you on a scale from 0 to four billion to sixteen decimals.
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>>267774804
No, that would be GTA IV

You people were massive faggots for giving it backlash post-release. That game was pitched as such a fucking ambitious product and you know what, it completely delivered. The world was massive yet still overflowing with personality, it's technological achievements and attention to detail are to this day miles ahead of shit like Watch Dogs and Sleeping Dogs, and the gameplayu was fundamentally sound with amazing feedback thanks to the physics engine.
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>>267771970

>Ben Moore reviewed

I like the guy but he gives scores that are a lot higher than they should be, especially Japanese games, guy is a fucking huge weeaboo.
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>>267773223
>There's a significant jump in quality from sub-720p sub-30fps MGSV on 360/PS3/Xbone to 1080p 30fps MGSV on PS4.
And there's also a significant jump in quality from that to 4k 60fps MGSV on PC. Why do people still buy consoles exactly? Oh yeah Nintendo.
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ITT: Assblasted Sony fans attempt to shit on Nintendo and Bayonetta while pretending they're not salty as fuck.
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>>267775350
The one that got 9.892 felt slightly sub-par compared to the one that got 9.893.
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>>267775152

>this game nobody wants to play is good guys
>this paid review says so
>haha i sure showed them
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>>267775289
>Praise Bayonetta's sexuality as a positive thing that adds to her badassery

I'm glad somebody finally gets it

They've come a long way since https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8R4BAQf7is for sure
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>>267775059
On pretty much anything. Fuck I can run those games on my tablet but I don't want to waste my time playing shit vidya.
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>>267775350
>what could be the quantifiable difference between two different essays on how your a faggot respectively graded 9.892 and 9.893?
Could be a minor grammatical or syntax error.
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>>267775357
>it's
>it is technological achievements
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>>267775517
>>267775576
I know this is high school dropout central, but you can't be serious.

Anyways, you'll get 0 and 0.031 respectively.
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>>267775281
You have to be pretty retarded to opt for buying an overpriced notebook instead of building a desktop for far less.
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>>267775468
>And there's also a significant jump in quality from that to 4k 60fps MGSV on PC.
How much would a PC that can actually run the game at 4k/60fps end up costing though? You'd need a lot more than your average i5/GTX970, which is already significantly more expensive than a PS4. Not to mention the differential between a 1080p and a 4k display.
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>>267775546
I want to play it Anon. And I will.
And I will also enjoy it.
And there is absolutely fuck all you can do about that.
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>>267775559
At least they've got a sense of humor. Damiani played that one as the intro to one of their livestreams.
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>>267774520
a 10 or a 9.9 would've been the highest score in GT's history and seeing how they go out of their way to avoid feminist SJW bullshit, they probably just didn't want to deal with le respectful head nodding men. the review itself says the gam is pretty much perfect
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>>267774898
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>>267775701

You have to be a poorfag not to. Get out of here pleb
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>>267775696
>"look at me, i'm an idiot"

We know, anon.
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>>267775696
I only dropped out of high school to get into college earlier. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with numerical precision when evaluating a product, as long as you have equally precise criteria.
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>>267775837

I don't need to do anything about it, the game is already a complete failure and I am happy. Enjoy your shit.
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>pretending to like TLoU to shit post

You people disgust me. You'd probably claim any game with a higher score than Bayonetta was amazing.
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>>267775709
This will be ignored.

Shitflingers don't like facts and logic.
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>>267775701
Or maybe you don't want to be bound to a desk environment. Based on the sales trends in the last several years, that seems to be the case with the vast majority of consumers.
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>>267773874
>Everyone says bayonetta is hot in the first game
>Think shes a gross looking amazon
>new game
>Doesnt have that retarded hair
>Muh dick
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>ITT: Sonygger desperation mode
> T-t-the last of u-us

HAHAHAHAHA
ENJOY YOUR SHIT VIDYA WALKING DEAD SHIT
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>>267776060
>pretending
It was pretty good. Haven't played Bayo 2 but if it's anything like the first it's probably an outstanding game as well.
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>>267775746
>You'd need a lot more than your average i5/GTX970
No you wouldn't, that shit alone is far more powerful than the PS4/Xbone/<insert console here>, which is what the game is being ported from. And yeah, you would need a 4k monitor to DISPLAY the 4k, but you could still run it in 4k and downsample it to 1080p, which provides a significant boost in quality from native 1080p.

>>267775850
>buying an overpriced, underpowered notebook instead of building a significantly more powerful desktop for far less
There, fixed it for you. Happy?
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>>267775559
so is Pachter still being paid to be wrong about everything on Gametrailers?
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>>267776229
Being more powerful than a PS4/Xbone doesn't mean it would run 4k/60fps.
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>bayo1 was an unappreciated platinum game that did poorly but still loved for it's crazy style
>bayo2 doing pretty much the same as bayo1 but now it's total ass shit and hated because nintendo were the only ones that decided to fund the sequel
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>>267776273
Apparently he did the show for free, and not since they moved offices.
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>>267776273
No he's been sacked. Or he doesn't have a show there anymore.
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>>267776060
not any game, just games not available on Nintendo consoles
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>>267776180

Fair enough, but I'm sure guys like >>267774278
haven't actually played it.
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>>267776427
>Pachter does it for free
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>>267776060
I loved TLOU, I don't know what you're talking about. Its what I wishes resident evil would've become if it hadn't gone the COD/GoW route.

The worst people who've actually played the game say is that its just average. Give a try sometime, you're missing out big if you haven't played it.
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>>267771970
Wii U... got it's first... good third party... exclusive...

whoa... after two years...
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>>267776273
No they fired him since based Brandon took over as boss.
Gametrailers is really good now.
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>>267775849
Thank you, I deserve that very much. I try very hard.
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>>267776697
TW101
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>ITT people comparing bayonetta to a movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTsBn36yPrg
fuck outta here with that shit
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>>267776697
>third party
Think again
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>>267776273
I'm pretty sure both Pachter and Pope left when Viacom sold them after E3
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>Caring about reviews
I would've hoped you faggots would learn by now, but I guess I was wrong. Just play the fucking game if it interests you, and don't play it if it doesn't.
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>>267771970
Its reviewed by the same reviewer who gave Wonderful 101 a 8.8
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>>267776326
The 970/980 are pretty powerful cards, Anon.
I'm able to run every console port I've come across in 4k downsampling at higher than 60fps on a 760, which is cheaper and less powerful than either the 970 or 980. Sure the Fox Engine looks like it will take a powerful system to run but it probably won't take a powerful GPU, just a powerful CPU because it's bound to be optimized for multiple cores to make up for the PS4/Xbone's utter lack of a powerful GPU.
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>>267776829
but Platinum is a third party dev. Nintendo doesn't own them, they're still making games for other platforms.
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>>267776917
>>267776829
Wouldnt Bayo2 be more second party than first or third?
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>>267776854
Pope still hosts Bonus Round but that's pretty much it.
He seems to be freelance though so he's not really part of GT regular staff.
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>>267776854
His Dewcellency is gone? Damn.
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http://www.gametrailers.com/reviews/wk2072/bayonetta-2-review

How is this not a 10? He gives it nothing but praise.
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>>267774913
>TLoU is a shit game
>people dislike it

>Bayo2 seems good
>people like it

Fuck man, put two and two together. Besides it's more like Sony payed reviewers for a first party game rather than Nintendo paying reviewers for a 3rd party game.
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>>267776624
I actually really like TLOU and think it's a much better game than /v/ gives it credit for but that's okay, it's popular and on a Sony console so I expect /v/ to hate it

It definitely has some things I would change but I agree it's still much much much better than shit like RE5/6
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>>267776917
That makes them second party since Nintendo is the publisher
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>>267777064
Bad online experience
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>>267771970
>A tweaked Bayonetta 1 with the same one-dimensional arena fights per screen
>9.8

Gametrailers has been really dropping the ball lately. First they gave a roster update (Fifa 15) a fucking 8.8, and now this.

It feels like Bioshock Infinite era all over again.
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>>267776771
Wonderful 101 got me on the Platinum bandwagon, convinced me to get this game.
>never played bayonetta
>get 2 new games for 60 dollars instead of one new game and a port
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>>267776164
HEY! The Walking Dead is a good game too! Don't associate it with The Last of Shit, it has nothing to do with that SJW pandering shit.
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>>267777070
more people like TLOU than either bayonetta though, if you ever left /v/ you'd see that
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>>267773874
>Implying TLOU and Blunderetta 2 aren't both shit games
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>>267777124
second party usually means they're making games exclusively for a platform, like Retro. Platinum is still making games for other consoles, like Scalebound for the bone, so they can't really be considered second party.
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>>267777162
>focusing on the arena when it's the enemies that actually matter
go to bed patrick
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>>267777031
Yes. The site is now run by autistic hipsters. It's pretty much the best video game website right now.
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I always thought the "/v/ hates games it hasn't played" thing was a joke. Guess not.
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>>267777186
>NO DLC
>All unlockables and costumes must be EARNED

This game is highly rated for a fucking reason people.
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Pope still works at GT. He just hosts bonus round now and E3 now though. Pachter only did his show for the "fame". People at GT actually joked about "Always do the opposite of what Pachter says".
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>>267777064
Extra outfits ans weapons are unlockable in game rather than DLC
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>>267777221
I'm talking about /v/ though. People on /v/ said TLoU reviews were paid because they didn't like the game, they don't for Bayo2 because they like that game.
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Legit question, why is Nintendo never accused of buying reviews?
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>>267777162
You have to review sports games from the point of view of a fan of those sports though.
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>>267777258
But they made THIS game exclusively for a console. So Scalebound and Bayonetta 2 are second-party games right?
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>>267777064
he's saving his 10 for Persona 5
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>>267776624
TLOU was much better than /v/ lets on but it was much worse than how the rest of the gaming community goes on

Good game, maybe even a great game but not a fantastic game

Considering I've played Bayonetta through like 17 times if this is an improvement it will easily be my GOTY
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>>267774354
but Bayonetta 2 isn't going to sell well
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>>267777312
FUCK OFF NINTODDLER!!!1
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>>267777312
>>267777329
No DLC mind!
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>Rather than spend on marketing Bayo2, Nintendo gives us two great games for the price of one
Marketing: it IS okay when Nintendo does it
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>>267777221
>more casuals like this game

Who cares, you wanna talk to us about candy crush next?
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>>267777392
Isn't one of the major symptoms of autism not being able to understand other peoples' perspectives?
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>>267777392
Or because TLoU got praised by practically everyone even though

1. the gameplay is shit
2. the story was incredibly cliché and unoriginal
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>>267777439
No. Retro Studios and the Prime trilogy are second party because Nintendo has majority ownership of Retro. Nintendo EAD and games made by them are first party because it's in-house development done by Nintendo's own R&D department. Bayonetta 2 and Platinum Games are third party because Platinum is an independent company developing a game that Nintendo offered to be the publisher for.
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>>267777162
the fuck are you talking about m8, Gametrailers has never been as good as it is right now, and I've been lurking that site for like 6 years
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I'm just about to replay through Bayo 1 on 360 while waiting for 2 to drop. Anyone else doing the same?
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>>267777408
Manky because there is no evidence they ever have. Ex-journos have thrown countless other devs and publishers under the bus, but never nintendo.
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>>267777408
Nintendo doesn't pay gaming websites to advertise their games. The "paid review" idea stems from websites giving games like Mass Effect 3 perfect reviews while there are Mass Effect 3 ads all over the page.
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>>267777408
Simply deduction. Nintendo has a horrendous marketing department and barely gives their games any exposure. I would assume review buyouts would fall under that category.
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>>267777408
Ever notice how several companies buy ad space for their games? How much ad space has Nintendo purchased for Bayo2?
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>>267777539
>$9 for hat bundles
>$6 for gun bundles
>$4 for skill bundles
>weapons are $3
>hats are $2
No, seriously
What the the fuck?
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>>267777659
what games and movies did it copy? The Road?
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>>267777663
Read again mother fucker. They're 2nd party GAMES but third party developers.
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>>267771970

>suddenly it's epic and edgy and cool to hate platinum for making a game you all begged for for years

Fuck you /v/. I've already got the game preordered and I could give two shits about reveiws

STAY BUTT BLASTED NERDS
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>>267777408
You ever see an ad for a Nintendo game on a game review website? Hell, have you ever seen an ad for a Nintendo game anywhere online? I mean I've used Adblock forever but even before that the ads I saw around were always for the latest whatever from Activision or the newest "WoW killer"
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>>267777686
Hell no, gonna play the best version along with Bayo 2.
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How come the first one didn't get a PC port, anyway?
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>>267777657
What does my post have to do with perspective?
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>>267772191

>people are actually stupid enough to buy games based on review scores alone
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>>267777686
Why? You get Bayonetta 1 and 2 on same disc along with special feature in it for same price.
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>>267777905
>projecting
Nobody's hating on the game, edgelord
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>>267777865
Doesn't even matter. You've seen a zombie movie, any zombie movie, right? Well then you've experienced the plot of TLoU.
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>>267777865
Gameplay was done better years ago in Resident Evil 4 and the plot was ripped out of Children of Men and The Road.
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>>267774691

>it's on a system more common for having child friendly games

Except that's not true at all. It's just a stereotype that got perpetuated with the Wii. Anyone who actually believes this is an idiot
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>>267778015
Wow, you really are autistic.
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>>267777005
>second party

Is this nigga fucking serious?
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>>267778015
>They didn't like the game
>therefore reviewers couldn't have liked the game either, and must be receiving money to rate it highly
As was previously stated, TLoU is a massively well liked game on pretty much anywhere but /v/; if you're able to comprehend an exterior perspective, you wouldn't assume reviewers dislike the game because you disliked it.
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>>267777878
Second-party developer

Second-party developer is a colloquial term used by gaming enthusiasts and media often used to describe two different types of game development studios:

1. Independently owned studios who take development contracts from the platform holders and what they produce will usually be exclusive to that platform.
2. Studios who are partially or wholly owned by the platform holder (also known as a subsidiary) and what they produce will usually be exclusive to that platform.

In reality, the resulting game is first party (since it is funded by the platform holder who usually owns the resulting IP), but the term helps to distinguish independent studios from those directly owned by the platform holder. These studios may have exclusive publishing agreements (or other business relationships) with the platform holder, while maintaining independence. Examples are Insomniac Games (which previously developed games solely for Sony's PlayStation platforms as an independent studio) and Game Freak, (which primarily develops the Nintendo-exclusive Pokémon game series).
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>>267777838
Are you poor?
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>>267778062
Have you read this thread?
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>>267778006
>>267778024
I'm getting the bundle too, I just figured I'd give it a spin again for old times' sake.
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>>267777708
Isn't it our fault for trusting the views of publications that depend on the revenue provided by the very companies they are supposed to report about? That's why I always thought GG was a silly thing, gaming journalism is unethical by design, it's not the result of a few blowjovs.
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>>267776917
First or third party refers to the publisher, not the developer
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>>267778248
what in the fuck
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>>267778248
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>>267778248
That's fucking disgusting
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>>267777708
>>267777741
>>267777834
>>267778000

Nintendo buys ad space, I dunno what you guys are on about.
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>>267773036

They're actually really good lately, there's not as much call of duty wanking as there was before, and they completely love the Souls series.
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>>267771970
>trusting reviews from a guy who loves ASSFAGGOTS, walking simulators, and Bioshock DLC

I am looking forward to the GOTY discussion table where everyone just ignores Ben Moore. It'll basically be Bioshock Infinite 2.0.
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>>267778609
Source:

inb4 "my dad works for Nintendo"
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>>267778154
>Resident Evil 4's gameplay is better than TLOU
Now I've heard everything

I liked RE4 when it came out but holy shit
1) too many enemies
2) too much ammo
3) controls
4) QTE to the max

Literally everything about RE4 is worse than TLOU. The game seriously goes downhill once you get past the fish boss which is only like 2 hours into the game.
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>>267778752
You just fucked yourself pretty bad you fucking idiot.
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>>267778609
I think they were talking about bribing reviewers. It has been confirmed, multiple times, that companies have a way of persuading journalists, but Nintendo is not one of those companies.

Rockstar, on the other hand...
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>>267778752
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>>267778752
>Literally everything about RE4 is worse than TLOU
I love TLoU but that's blatantly untrue. RE4 has more interesting enemies and weapons, which leads to some more diverse and unique gameplay scenarios. Also, despite the fact so many people hate the tank controls I think there's a lot of merit to them.
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I don't get it, if it has the same gameplay as Bayo 1, and though the story is a bit improved over the first it's still not that good, how is it getting 10/10? Did Nintendo sunk so low as to pay for reviews because they are dying as a company?
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>>267778742
my mum works at nintndo
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>>267773874
>liking TLoU
>calling others Kids.
Hah.
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>>267777408
>because they pay sockpuppets to say they don't pay for reviews.

honestly though, do your own research and find out.
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>>267772081
>Nintendo
>Paid reviews
It's like you forgot gaming journalism were giving Nintendo the cold shoulder and poor press since they dropped exclusivity to journos and started appealing directly to the consumer.
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>>267779025
I liked tank controls fine when it was a fixed camera angle based game and you didn't have 10 enemies running at you all the time
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>>267779040
>I don't get it, if it has the same gameplay as Bayo 1, and though the story is a bit improved over the first it's still not that good, how is it getting 10/10?

Trust me pal, your guess is as good all of ours.

I don't know what Ben Moore was thinking.

Even if he loves a game, it's a cardinal sin to give it a 9.8. You're just going to disappoint everyone, especially when you criticized the story (that alone takes 0.5 away, but he kept praising it like a 9.8 game).
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>>267774004
Never ever eveeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrr eee eeveeer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
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>there are people on /v/ who unironically like TLoU
I mean, I enjoyed the mp because it was something new and fresh but that single player was shit by the time you leave Pittsburg.
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>>267777408
I don't really think it's an issue outside of the major third party publications(Ubisoft, Activision, EA). Hardware companies aren't as invested in the success of individual games.
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>>267779292
Nobody honestly gives a fuck about the story in Bayonetta, do they? Everyone I know who played Bayo 1 skipped all the cutscenes, myself included
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>>267774556
>selling it
But then you wouldn't be able to play Bayo 2 again
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>>267779210
I really applaud them for that. I don't agree with everything they do, but fuck me the Wii U unboxing and Nintendo Directs pissed off journalists quite nicely.
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>>267778752
Want to try and argue that Ellie was a better companion than Ashley in terms of gameplay and upskirts?
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>>267775639
>Adolf's dick is big
>Adolf is dick is big
You're right, but not for the right reason.
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>>267779561
Where's the Polygon review? They are respectable critics you know.
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>>267773223
>There's a significant jump in quality from sub-720p sub-30fps MGSV on 360/PS3 to 1080p 60fps MGSV on PS4
I don't give a fuck. If they were still putting out good games for the Gameboy Color I'd buy those.
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>>267779517
It doesn't matter you fucking retard, the story is a part of the game so if it's not good then the rest of the game should be rated down a notch.
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>>267779579
Ellie is definitely an issue in gameplay (as all friendly AI are) but a 10 hour escort mission isn't exactly my definition of fun either.
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>>267779517
No, but it's there and should be considered as part of the overall experience. Bayonetta is my favourite game of all time but I wouldn't call it a perfect game, which is what 10/10 implies.
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>>267779565
Yeah it produced some pretty mad people.

I remember IGN were boycotting them hard in last years E3 roundtable
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All these scores don't mean shit. Call me when you win this years VGX award hosted by Geoff Keighly on Spike tv
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